1 00:00:01,809 --> 00:00:05,071 Here you go, Red: Belgian waffles. 2 00:00:05,142 --> 00:00:08,801 - What's Belgian about 'em? - They crumble at the hands of the Nazis. 3 00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:13,307 This bacon is so amazing. 4 00:00:13,376 --> 00:00:16,808 Makes me regret calling girls pigs all my life. 5 00:00:16,875 --> 00:00:19,433 Why is the loud one eating my breakfast? 6 00:00:20,809 --> 00:00:25,071 Well, her father's in prison and her mother's in Mexico. 7 00:00:25,142 --> 00:00:28,074 See, this is what I don't get about your dad. 8 00:00:28,142 --> 00:00:32,632 If you're arrested for bribery, can't you just bribe your way out? 9 00:00:34,209 --> 00:00:39,665 I mean, you're a briber. That's what you do. 10 00:00:39,743 --> 00:00:44,800 My dad is broke. I mean, in fact, the bank foreclosed on our ski cabin. 11 00:00:44,875 --> 00:00:47,898 Everything's gotta be moved out this weekend... 12 00:00:47,975 --> 00:00:51,100 and it's all up to me. 13 00:00:52,676 --> 00:00:56,665 And I'm just so very small. 14 00:00:59,042 --> 00:01:03,168 Well, I'd like to help, but... not as much as I'd like not to. 15 00:01:05,376 --> 00:01:08,035 Too late. Already packed an overnight bag. 16 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:13,837 Kitty, why is it we always do what you wanna do and never do what I wanna do? 17 00:01:13,909 --> 00:01:17,706 It's in the Bible. 18 00:01:19,009 --> 00:01:21,498 Well, have a fun weekend, Pops. 19 00:01:21,576 --> 00:01:26,008 Oh, you're coming too, pal. And there's gonna be heavy lifting. 20 00:01:26,075 --> 00:01:28,200 You better bring Donna. 21 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,736 Jackie, why can't Hyde help? 22 00:01:35,809 --> 00:01:37,741 Oh, that's right. He's your boyfriend. 23 00:01:37,809 --> 00:01:40,241 I... guess that's punishment enough. 24 00:01:41,909 --> 00:01:44,102 Now, I've been with Steven long enough to know... 25 00:01:44,176 --> 00:01:46,404 the best way to keep our relationship going smoothly... 26 00:01:46,476 --> 00:01:50,374 is by never asking him to do stuff. 27 00:01:50,442 --> 00:01:53,771 So instead I told him I'd be out of town this weekend for a big doll expo. 28 00:01:53,842 --> 00:01:57,468 Oh, there's a doll expo? 29 00:01:57,543 --> 00:02:00,475 Man, I've been lookin' for Jungle-fightin' G.I. Joe. 30 00:02:00,543 --> 00:02:02,974 He's got vine grip and poisoned darts. 31 00:02:03,042 --> 00:02:06,099 "Poison not included." 32 00:02:06,176 --> 00:02:11,733 I left mine out in the rain. He got jungle rot. I- I had to amputate his foot. 33 00:02:15,509 --> 00:02:18,270 - Okay, so you got plans this weekend? - Yes, I do. 34 00:02:18,342 --> 00:02:20,365 - No, you don't. - No, I don't. 35 00:02:20,442 --> 00:02:23,533 All right, good, 'causeJackie's at a doll expo... 36 00:02:23,609 --> 00:02:26,234 so I'm thinkin' you, me, Kelso sneak up to her cabin... 37 00:02:26,309 --> 00:02:28,468 drink beer till we all look pretty. 38 00:02:28,543 --> 00:02:31,065 Great. Let me get rid of this customer. 39 00:02:31,142 --> 00:02:33,108 Next! 40 00:02:37,942 --> 00:02:40,101 - Read the top letter, please. - It's an "E." 41 00:02:40,176 --> 00:02:42,199 No! 42 00:02:42,276 --> 00:02:44,299 Fail. Move along. 43 00:02:44,376 --> 00:02:47,467 Wh-What are you talkin' about, man? That's an "E." 44 00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:50,338 'Kay, I'll give you one more chance. 45 00:02:50,409 --> 00:02:52,341 Read the top letter, please. 46 00:02:52,409 --> 00:02:55,738 - "E. " - No! Double fail! 47 00:02:57,276 --> 00:02:59,538 Double fail? You made that up. 48 00:03:01,009 --> 00:03:06,101 This, my blind friend, is a capital "E." 49 00:03:08,242 --> 00:03:10,639 The double fail stands. 50 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:12,901 Hey, wait a second. Aren't you the guy... 51 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:15,873 that got caught in the school shower with the lotion and the Playboy? 52 00:03:15,942 --> 00:03:18,500 Pass, pass. Double pass. 53 00:03:27,543 --> 00:03:30,373 - Now, stay with me. - Yeah. I'll be right on your bumper. 54 00:03:30,442 --> 00:03:33,465 - Don't tailgate. - I'll keep a safe distance. 55 00:03:33,543 --> 00:03:36,168 Don't lollygag. 56 00:03:38,476 --> 00:03:42,238 - What do I even say? - Just... smile and nod. 57 00:03:44,476 --> 00:03:47,533 Don't smile and nod. You look like an idiot. 58 00:03:49,809 --> 00:03:52,571 - You know, I'm kind of excited about this road trip. 59 00:03:52,642 --> 00:03:55,608 We've been talkin' about fooling around in some place new and different- 60 00:03:55,675 --> 00:03:59,073 - you and me alone in a car on a country road after dark? 61 00:03:59,142 --> 00:04:04,631 Yeah. And hey, if I don't get lucky with you, we're bound to run into a farmer's daughter. 62 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:07,436 Hmm. 63 00:04:07,509 --> 00:04:12,339 This is great: no broads, just us guys. 64 00:04:12,409 --> 00:04:16,602 We can really get to know each other. 65 00:04:16,675 --> 00:04:20,971 Fez, you try and lure me in the hot tub, and I'm kickin' your ass. 66 00:04:22,342 --> 00:04:25,274 I'm just saying, we're all so tense. 67 00:04:25,342 --> 00:04:28,569 Well, we won't be for long. 68 00:04:28,642 --> 00:04:32,040 Last time I was here, I hid a stash. 69 00:04:32,109 --> 00:04:34,939 Just gotta remember where I put it. 70 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:37,770 I know it was someplace I could fit my hand. 71 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:40,603 - Well, that rules out your face. - What? 72 00:04:40,675 --> 00:04:42,664 Ow! 73 00:04:52,242 --> 00:04:56,334 Am I distracting you, my big, strong driver man? 74 00:04:56,409 --> 00:04:59,772 Not at all, my... lonely hitchhiker. 75 00:05:04,742 --> 00:05:09,640 Well, how did you get your foot all the way over here? 76 00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:12,072 You can thank my dad for the ballet lessons. 77 00:05:12,142 --> 00:05:15,267 I will be sure to send him a fruit basket. 78 00:05:15,342 --> 00:05:18,569 Wait. Wait a second. Donna, when did that U-Haul we've been following... 79 00:05:18,642 --> 00:05:20,574 turn into an ice cream truck? 80 00:05:20,642 --> 00:05:25,540 - Oh- Oh, man. We lost Red. - No. Wait, we can't be that far off-trail. 81 00:05:25,608 --> 00:05:27,972 - Let's look atJackie's directions. 82 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:31,406 Okay. "I-43 to Highway 60. 83 00:05:31,476 --> 00:05:35,374 Head east when it gets different." 84 00:05:35,442 --> 00:05:38,874 - "When it gets different." What the hell does that mean? - Wait. Let me see that. 85 00:05:38,942 --> 00:05:43,170 "Go a ways past the... fancy thing... 86 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:46,867 and turn left at the ugly house." 87 00:05:46,942 --> 00:05:50,738 Oh. Well, if the "fancy thing's" a dead cow, then we're almost there. 88 00:05:51,909 --> 00:05:53,898 Hey, Kelso, did you find the stash yet? 89 00:05:53,975 --> 00:05:57,702 No, there's nothin' in the kitchen I can fit my hand in... 90 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:01,173 you know, except for the garbage disposal. 91 00:06:06,475 --> 00:06:09,135 Well, I'm going to the corner to buy some beer. 92 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:13,599 Do not get in the hot tub without me. 93 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:19,273 - Man, it's like- 94 00:06:19,342 --> 00:06:23,671 - that stash is probably starin' me right in the face. 95 00:06:23,742 --> 00:06:26,435 Oh! Ha! 96 00:06:27,809 --> 00:06:29,741 Yeah. It wasn't someplace I could fit my hand. 97 00:06:29,809 --> 00:06:34,208 - It was someplace that could eat my hand. 98 00:06:35,809 --> 00:06:39,003 - Hey. There's a truck pullin' up to the cabin. 99 00:06:39,075 --> 00:06:43,098 - Oh, it's Red! - Is it a fire truck? 100 00:06:43,176 --> 00:06:46,199 The truck's not red. The guy is Red, man. It's Red Forman. 101 00:06:46,276 --> 00:06:48,639 - Not it. 102 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:52,936 What? No, I said, "Not it." If playground rules aren't in effect, this is anarchy. 103 00:06:57,176 --> 00:07:01,131 Okay. Jackie's directions say, "Pass the place I bought a green sweater. 104 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:04,232 Don't stop. The cotton has polyester in it." 105 00:07:05,809 --> 00:07:08,002 This is great. We're lost. 106 00:07:08,075 --> 00:07:11,598 No, we're not lost. We just need to find our bearings. 107 00:07:11,675 --> 00:07:15,108 Where would she go around here to find a green sweater? 108 00:07:15,176 --> 00:07:18,074 Why, the green sweater store, Donna. Good thinking. 109 00:07:18,142 --> 00:07:20,335 Hey, why are you mad at me? 110 00:07:20,408 --> 00:07:23,806 I- Because you need to learn to control your urges. 111 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:28,500 If you'd have kept your big foot outta my bean bags, we wouldn't be in this mess. 112 00:07:28,575 --> 00:07:32,701 Well, excuse me for reading Cosmo and trying a little somethin'. 113 00:07:32,775 --> 00:07:35,764 If you think you're gettin' the topless nachos now, you're crazy. 114 00:07:35,842 --> 00:07:40,138 Whatever. Ah, man, now I'm hungry. I want my Twinkie. 115 00:07:42,475 --> 00:07:45,407 - You packed Twinkies? - I packed a Twinkie. 116 00:07:45,475 --> 00:07:48,532 There's only one left, and it's mine. Whoever packed it, snacked it. 117 00:07:48,608 --> 00:07:51,802 - I've been lookin' forward to it all day. - Oh, you have? 118 00:07:55,176 --> 00:07:58,199 That's nice. That's- That's very ladylike. 119 00:07:58,276 --> 00:08:01,799 - Eh. 120 00:08:03,209 --> 00:08:05,175 Jackie and the Formans are here. 121 00:08:05,242 --> 00:08:07,332 And we're not supposed to be here. 122 00:08:07,408 --> 00:08:10,568 And this is illegal. We're busted. 123 00:08:10,642 --> 00:08:14,200 No, you're busted. I'm out the bathroom window. 124 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:21,198 What? Get off of me. 125 00:08:23,075 --> 00:08:25,563 Welcome to the cabin. 126 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:31,033 - What are you doin' here? - Yes! 127 00:08:31,109 --> 00:08:34,768 Well, you scared me. I thought you were a robber. 128 00:08:34,842 --> 00:08:37,172 Now I really need to go to the bathroom. 129 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:45,035 Yeah, there was no window in there. 130 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,234 Steven, what are you doing here? 131 00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:52,634 Why don't you tell me? 132 00:08:55,775 --> 00:08:58,502 Oh, my God. You heard about the foreclosure... 133 00:08:58,575 --> 00:09:04,031 and you knew I lied about the doll expo, so you came up here to help me move my stuff. 134 00:09:04,109 --> 00:09:06,802 That's exactly what I did. 135 00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:11,066 And you found me out. 136 00:09:11,142 --> 00:09:14,335 Oh, Steven, I completely misjudged you. 137 00:09:14,408 --> 00:09:18,534 I mean, somehow you've become the boyfriend I always hoped you could be. 138 00:09:18,608 --> 00:09:21,267 And shame on you for doubting me. 139 00:09:24,742 --> 00:09:27,902 Hey, I got beer and Pixy Stix. Let's party. 140 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:34,264 Hey, we said no broads. 141 00:09:43,241 --> 00:09:45,935 Why do you need alcohol? 142 00:09:46,009 --> 00:09:49,668 Is that beer really gonna make your lives better? 143 00:09:49,742 --> 00:09:55,299 - Not if you don't let us drink it. - Shut it. 144 00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:58,864 Now, let's clear this place out. 145 00:09:58,942 --> 00:10:02,635 If we hurry, I don't have to sleep here. 146 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:05,572 I hate nature. 147 00:10:05,642 --> 00:10:09,404 Oh, God. Steven, you know what? I thought you finally understood what being a couple was about. 148 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:12,737 Well, what is being a couple? 149 00:10:12,809 --> 00:10:15,274 It's all about give-and-take, yin and yang. 150 00:10:15,341 --> 00:10:17,273 It's a philosophical paradox... 151 00:10:17,341 --> 00:10:20,035 like a tree falling in the forest with no one around to hear it. 152 00:10:20,109 --> 00:10:23,563 Does it make a noise? Who's to say? 153 00:10:23,642 --> 00:10:26,802 Okay. You're just confusing me. 154 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:30,864 You see? It's murky. That's what I'm up against. 155 00:10:30,942 --> 00:10:33,772 Oh, my God. What a load of crap! 156 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:37,774 Who's to say what crap is? 157 00:10:38,842 --> 00:10:41,899 - Here. Pull my vase. 158 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,697 Oh. I know this one. No, thank you. 159 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:55,107 No. Man, it's stuck. I put the stash in here, and now I can't get my hand out. 160 00:10:55,175 --> 00:10:57,368 Oh, I can help. 161 00:10:57,441 --> 00:11:02,055 Oh, damn. I guess I left my Baby Oil in the other pants. 162 00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:10,814 - This vase smells like chocolate. 163 00:11:10,888 --> 00:11:13,718 Really? Aah! 164 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:23,184 You can't see it, but I'm flippin' you off right now. 165 00:11:26,254 --> 00:11:28,686 - What's goin' on? 166 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:34,017 Oh, just a classic case of hand stuck in vase. 167 00:11:34,089 --> 00:11:38,544 Well, get it off, or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass. 168 00:11:44,488 --> 00:11:47,352 - Hey, what's the teeny writing on the bottom of the vase say? 169 00:11:47,421 --> 00:11:51,217 - What teeny writing? Aah! 170 00:11:56,022 --> 00:11:58,613 Stop doing that! 171 00:11:58,688 --> 00:12:00,677 Get smarter! 172 00:12:12,055 --> 00:12:16,612 Steven, would you be careful? That's my trophy for Prettiest Ballerina. 173 00:12:16,688 --> 00:12:18,881 Oh, but that's right. 174 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:22,478 You don't care about stuff that's important to me. 175 00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:26,282 Hey, you know what? You're the one who lied and said you were going to a doll expo. 176 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:29,912 - Should've just told me what's goin' on with you. - I shouldn't have to tell you. 177 00:12:29,988 --> 00:12:32,112 Okay? You should just know. 178 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,153 - So- 179 00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:39,949 I'm just supposed to magically know that "I'm going to a doll expo" is Jackiespeak... 180 00:12:40,022 --> 00:12:44,545 for, uh, "My parents' cabin is being foreclosed on. I need help cleaning it out"? 181 00:12:44,621 --> 00:12:47,553 Yes. 182 00:12:47,621 --> 00:12:52,918 Steven, my family is falling apart, and you've never, ever even asked about it. 183 00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:56,613 If you cared, you'd figure out what was goin' on with me and find a way to help. 184 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,916 Jackie, that's crazy. 185 00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:03,283 The only time people I know find a way to help is when they're cuttin' a deal with the D.A. 186 00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:10,550 - Whatever happens, you're drivin' her back. 187 00:13:10,621 --> 00:13:13,212 She talked so much on the way here... 188 00:13:13,288 --> 00:13:17,550 I thought I was gonna have to strap her to the hood of the van like a deer. 189 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,687 Boy, Jackie looks mad. 190 00:13:21,755 --> 00:13:25,881 Yeah. I cheated on her, like, a hundred times, and she never looked that pissed. 191 00:13:27,088 --> 00:13:29,520 Come on, Kelso. Grab that end of the couch. 192 00:13:35,721 --> 00:13:38,778 I've had it with that vase. I'm gettin' a hammer. 193 00:13:40,721 --> 00:13:44,982 Oh, come on. What the- Why won't this thing come off? 194 00:13:45,054 --> 00:13:50,419 Like, my hand wouldn't be so big if I didn't have to hold this stupid bag. 195 00:13:50,488 --> 00:13:54,215 You're holding the bag? Just- let go, you moron! 196 00:13:54,288 --> 00:13:56,277 Fine. 197 00:13:59,321 --> 00:14:03,048 Wow. It's like the world's greatest pinata. 198 00:14:08,822 --> 00:14:11,845 What the hell happened here? 199 00:14:12,922 --> 00:14:14,911 Steven... 200 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,587 what's in the bag? 201 00:14:20,254 --> 00:14:25,380 The Packers winnin' next year's Super Bowl- That's what's in the bag. 202 00:14:31,555 --> 00:14:34,077 Is that what I think it is? 203 00:14:34,154 --> 00:14:37,143 If you mean paprika, yes, sir! 204 00:14:39,154 --> 00:14:41,245 Honey- 205 00:14:41,321 --> 00:14:44,344 Honey, paprika is red. 206 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:51,646 If you mean green paprika, yes, sir! 207 00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:56,117 Green paprika? 208 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:59,586 Hyde, what am I lookin' for here? 209 00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:01,644 Oregano. 210 00:15:04,188 --> 00:15:06,552 If you mean oregano, yes, sir! 211 00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:16,009 Did Jackie say anything about Davis Street? 212 00:15:16,088 --> 00:15:20,986 Not unless it's "the street where I dropped my gum that time." 213 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,179 All right. That's it. We're goin' home. 214 00:15:24,855 --> 00:15:29,549 - And, Donna, I'm sorry about what I said about your urges. 215 00:15:29,621 --> 00:15:33,815 I love your urges. They've been... very good to me. 216 00:15:35,588 --> 00:15:38,816 Hmm. Thanks. They do what they can. 217 00:15:42,488 --> 00:15:45,852 Um, I'm waiting for my apology. 218 00:15:47,954 --> 00:15:51,478 - For what? - For that Twinkie you inhaled? 219 00:15:53,521 --> 00:15:56,487 Are you serious? 220 00:15:56,555 --> 00:16:00,510 Okay. I'm sorry I ate your Twinkie. 221 00:16:00,588 --> 00:16:04,076 You rolled your eyes. It doesn't count if you roll your eyes. 222 00:16:05,887 --> 00:16:10,876 - Okay. I'm sorry I ate your Twinkie. - Wh-You rolled your eyes again! 223 00:16:10,954 --> 00:16:13,977 - It was just a stupid Twinkie! - It was my Twinkie, Donna. 224 00:16:15,054 --> 00:16:17,418 It was my Twinkie. 225 00:16:20,288 --> 00:16:23,482 Do you idiots realize how much trouble you're in? 226 00:16:24,887 --> 00:16:27,819 How can that bathroom not have a window? 227 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,410 Wh-What's goin' on? 228 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:34,477 Well, apparently Hyde had a stash that none of us knew anything about. 229 00:16:36,188 --> 00:16:40,245 Especially me- though I think Fez knew too. 230 00:16:41,954 --> 00:16:46,444 That's the way you want it? Fine. You have to sleep sometime. 231 00:16:47,954 --> 00:16:49,886 Okay, shut it. 232 00:16:49,954 --> 00:16:52,420 I'm calling your parents. 233 00:16:52,488 --> 00:16:54,681 I'm calling Immigration. 234 00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:59,450 And you- 235 00:16:59,521 --> 00:17:02,715 I warned you once about this crap. 236 00:17:02,787 --> 00:17:06,844 Now I have no choice. You're outta the house. 237 00:17:06,921 --> 00:17:10,785 - No, wait. Look, that stash wasn't his. It was mine. - Jackie- 238 00:17:10,854 --> 00:17:14,685 - Let me talk. - Yeah, Hyde. Let her talk. 239 00:17:14,755 --> 00:17:19,244 Okay. Look, it's just- I've been having such a hard time since my dad's been in jail... 240 00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:22,719 that I was looking for anything that just might make me feel better. 241 00:17:22,787 --> 00:17:26,413 Mrs. Forman, it's like you with your menopause and all that wine you're always drinkin'. 242 00:17:28,188 --> 00:17:30,245 No. 243 00:17:32,987 --> 00:17:38,318 Well, you shut your dirty, little mouth. 244 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:46,450 Now, Steven, you tell me the truth right now. Is this yours or not? 245 00:17:46,521 --> 00:17:49,316 Mr. Forman, I'm telling you the truth. It's not mine. 246 00:17:53,254 --> 00:17:55,947 Okay. Fine. 247 00:17:56,021 --> 00:17:58,851 Well, I don't care whose it is. I'm throwin' it in the lake. 248 00:17:58,921 --> 00:18:01,649 What? I paid 20 bucks for that. 249 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,583 You got my parents' number. 250 00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:13,485 That'll teach you to sell me out, you son of a bitch! 251 00:18:13,555 --> 00:18:16,816 All right. All right. All right. Let's go. 252 00:18:20,521 --> 00:18:24,385 So, I snuck up here behind your back... 253 00:18:24,455 --> 00:18:28,080 we have a huge fight, and then you do something nice for me. 254 00:18:28,154 --> 00:18:32,519 It's like when the Grinch stole Christmas, but all the little Whos sang anyway. 255 00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:37,152 I don't know. It's just what people do for the people they care about. 256 00:18:37,221 --> 00:18:42,483 - Nobody I ever knew. - That's 'cause you were poor, and poor people are bad. 257 00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:48,417 But, look, it's like what I was talkin' about before. 258 00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:53,648 I sensed you were in trouble, and I look for a way to help you without you having to ask me. 259 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:59,119 Jackie, to be fair, you heard Red say, "Hyde, you're out of the house"... 260 00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:03,654 not "Hyde, you're going to a doll expo." 261 00:19:10,121 --> 00:19:12,383 - Well, anyway, thank you. - Mmm. 262 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,945 - Oh, so can you help me move the mirror in the bathroom? - What mirror? 263 00:19:18,021 --> 00:19:20,579 The one covering up the window. 264 00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:31,479 - Ah. That was a great trip. - Yeah. Can't wait to do it again. 265 00:19:31,555 --> 00:19:34,987 Okay. Okay. Donna, I think... 266 00:19:35,054 --> 00:19:37,781 I may have overreacted a little bit. 267 00:19:37,854 --> 00:19:43,014 I mean, there are plenty ofTwinkies in the world. 268 00:19:43,088 --> 00:19:47,884 I mean, sure, there was only one in the car, and... you did go Godzilla on it... 269 00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:54,244 but... look, I'm sorry. 270 00:19:54,321 --> 00:19:59,549 Well, if it makes you feel any better, it didn't taste very good. 271 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:02,882 - I think it was a knockoff. - Yeah, my mom buys "Twonkies." 272 00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:07,586 Look, Donna, we had a goal at the beginning of this trip. 273 00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:10,814 We were gonna be romantic in some place new and different... 274 00:20:10,887 --> 00:20:15,286 and I am a man who likes to finish what he started. 275 00:20:15,354 --> 00:20:17,785 So may I suggest... 276 00:20:18,854 --> 00:20:20,786 on my kitchen table? 277 00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:22,843 Wha- 278 00:20:26,221 --> 00:20:30,880 You know what? Okay. All right. Yeah, your parents won't be home until tomorrow. 279 00:20:30,954 --> 00:20:35,387 Oh, my God. You're going for this? Okay. Okay. 280 00:20:35,455 --> 00:20:39,614 Great. What the hell was in that "Twonkie"? 281 00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:55,478 You believe that kid? First he doesn't show up, then he blocks the driveway. 282 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:59,884 Well, I will just be happy to get back in our nice, quiet house. 283 00:21:04,288 --> 00:21:08,549 - Oh, my... God! - Oh, my God.! 284 00:21:09,921 --> 00:21:12,410 All right. It's Donna's butt. 285 00:21:13,587 --> 00:21:17,281 Damn it! That's where I eat dinner! 286 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,186 Scrub, damn it! 287 00:21:31,254 --> 00:21:34,345 I am scrubbing as hard as I can. 288 00:21:34,421 --> 00:21:36,682 This cleanser isn't strong enough. 289 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:42,346 Kitty, it's bleach and lighter fluid. There is nothing stronger. 290 00:21:42,421 --> 00:21:45,511 Well, it is not strong enough. 291 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,385 - Nope. No good. - We need a new table.