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Okay, let me get this straight.

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After my grandpa's funeral,
Kelso and Annette are making out.

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Jackie sees them and yells,
"Get off my boyfriend"?

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Right in front of you?

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Yeah, it brought
the whole funeral way down.

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Hyde, that's horrible, man.

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You know what's even worse?

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I totally missed it.

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Yeah? Well, nobody else missed it.
Half the frickin' town was there.

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Today at The Hub, you know
that kid Jimmy with the headgear?

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He said he felt bad for me.
Jimmy Headgear felt bad for me!

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I knew it was a mistake hooking up
with Jackie, and I did it anyway.

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You know why?
'Cause she makes you stupid.

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I bet Kelso was composing
symphonies before her.

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Hyde.

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Man, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

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'Cause whatJackie
did to you was embarrassing.

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You must be so embarrassed.
I told a lot of people what happened...

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and they all agreed that it was...

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just really embarrassing.

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Kelso, now is not the time.

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I just wanna buck our boy up, 'cause what
happened to him was so embarrassing!

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That's it.
I'm gonna kick your ass.

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Whoa, whoa!
Why don't we go upstairs.

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We got that new JCPenney catalog.

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There's a full-color section
on bras.

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Word has it the airbrush guy
totally missed a nipple.

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I don't know why he's so mad.

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I was just being sensitive!

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Well, be sensitive to me
because I'm upset too.

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If you expect me
to go to the Valentine's dance tonight...

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- you're gonna have to do a few things for me.
- For you or to you?

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Shut up!
You will not speak toJackie.

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You will not speak to girls who have
brown hair likeJackie.

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You will not speak toJackie.

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Wait.

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I got messed up.

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Yeah, baby, whatever
you want. Just-

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Man, it's great being
under someone's thumb again!

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What did your mother do to you?

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Man, I just feel bad for Hyde.

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I mean, Annette wants me.

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Jackie wants me.

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My good looks
are ruining people's lives.

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Well, Hyde seems pretty mad.

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Whatever, man.
I'm not afraid of him.

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- He got away.!
- Help me!

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So have you talked to Hyde about the whole
"get off my boyfriend" disaster?

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No. And why is everyone
making such a big deal about it?

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Every time I walk into a room,
people look at me funny.

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Donna, how do you deal with it?

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Jackie, the reason people are making
a big deal about it...

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is because it sounds like you still have
feelings for Kelso.

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Well, I don't.
I think the only reason I said it...

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was because I was having an allergic reaction
to the Forman's cheap generic soda.

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Oh, no! A giant redhead!

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Please don't crush me!
Ple-e-ease!

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Fez, would you stop screwing around. Now,
did you finish the balloon walkway of love yet?

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You bet I did. When Nina sees it,
she's gonna be so impressed...

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her balloons will become my walkway of love,
if you know what I mean.

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Fez, that's disgusting.

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Oh, no, the giant's angry!

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Run for your life!
Run! Run!

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- Mrs. Forman, this chili is great.
- Thanks.

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Daddy used to love my chili.
Remember, Mom?

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I remember it gave him the toots.

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Well, that's a nice place
to start reminiscing.

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So, Eric, are you excited
about your big Valentine's dance?

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Yeah. I'm just glad it's in the gym.

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There's nothing like celebrating
the most romantic night of your life...

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in the room where I got
my first wedgie.

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It meant I liked you, Eric.

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If you don't mind, I'd like
to talk about my father.

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Well, Kitty, we can dwell
on what was...

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or we can talk about what is.

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If I've learned anything
from losing my Burtie Bear...

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it's that all that really matters...

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is making sure that the people
we love know we love them.

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Mom, that was wonderful.

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I mean it.

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Eric, I love you.

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Oh. Well, thanks, Grandma.

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Kitty.

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I think I'll go for a walk.

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Well, this was fun.

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I'm gonna go to bed for a few days.

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Oh, no.

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She hasn't done this
since Elvis died on the crapper.

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Now I've gotta sit by her bed for four days
and tell her that she's beautiful.

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It's hard to say that to
a cold-cream-smeared loony in bunny slippers.

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I remember that week.
The shades were drawn.

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The food supply ran low.

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We were sucking on bouillon
cubes to stay alive.

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Yeah, but did you hear
what your grandma said...

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about love being
the only thing that matters?

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- Eric, we should tell her that we're engaged.
- What?

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She could be the one person
who'd be happy for us.

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We're gonna need someone
on our side when we tell our families.

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Yeah. And you know what?
Even if she's not on our side...

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the minute Grandma
thinks it's a bad idea...

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my mom will be booking the big room
at the Holiday Inn just out of spite.

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So, it's a win-win.

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Yeah. We're gonna do what Luke Skywalker
was too afraid to do-

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use the Dark Side to our advantage.

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Eric, if we're gonna be married, you really
gotta ease up on the Star Wars stuff.

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All right? It doesn't
apply to everything.

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I'm gonna have to rewrite my vows.

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- My favorite song?
- Uh, "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World."

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The light I look best in?

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Uh, it's a tie between
20-watt, soft-pink bulbs...

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and mid-summer sunset.

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Very good, Michael.

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God, I missed this.

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Oh, hey. Have you guys seen Steven?

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I hear a weird, piercing noise,
but I don't know where it's coming from.

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- Do you hear anything, Michael?
- Yeah, it's justJackie.

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Uh, Jackie, I'm sorry you have
to see me in this T-shirt.

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I know how it emphasizes
my hunkalicious bod.

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Shut up, Michael.
I made a stupid slip. It meant nothing.

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Right, because Michael
is my boyfriend.

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I know he is, skank wad.

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- Oh, I'm a skank wad?
- Girl fight! Let's get it on!

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We are not gonna fight.

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Well, maybe you should kiss
and make up.

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Let's get it on!

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What? What? Wait.

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Ah, I'll go with the blonde.

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Kitty, I'm just going to
the corner to get you some soup.

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I'm not leaving you for somebody younger
and less dramatic.

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This is your fault.
If I wanna get my wife out of bed...

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I gotta tie a rope around her
and attach it to my bumper...

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and pull her out like a stump.

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So what were you saying, dear?

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Um, well, I was saying
that... I'm getting married.

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Oh, honey, how wonderful!

136
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So, who's the lucky girl?

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- Well, um, Donna.
- Oh.

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Well, I guess this is a small town.

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Okay, what the hell did that mean?

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That, my friend, is
the seldom heard...

141
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but much feared Grandma burn.

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Your only warning
is the jingle of costume jewelry...

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and the overpowering scent
of BenGay.

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Well, you and Jackie
are certainly a mess.

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I remember before Nina
when my love life was a mess.

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It's perfect now though.
Not like yours, which is a mess.

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Steven, I've called
three times in the last half hour.

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Figured it was you. All the calls came during
commercials in the Newlywed Game.

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So, what?
Now you're not taking my calls?

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Why are you making such
a big deal about this?

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Because it is a big deal when you yell,
"Get off my boyfriend"...

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- to a girl who's on someone who's not me.

153
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Steven, I cannot be held responsible
for the things that come out of my mouth.

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It didn't mean anything.

155
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So that's your story?
"It didn't mean anything"?

156
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Right. Right.
So, you just need to get over it.

157
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Oh, yeah. Don't worry.
I'm over it.

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In fact, I'm over you.

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Steven, what are you saying?

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He's saying he's breaking up with you.
Are you not paying attention?

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Because I'm on the edge
of my freakin' seat here.

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Steven.

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So, I have a girlfriend
and you don't.

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So, my grandma doesn't think
Donna's good enough for me.

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How great is that?

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Finally, someone thinks
Donna's the lucky one.

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No more, "Hey, how'd he get her?"

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Or, "Oh, that skinny guy
must really be rich."

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Yeah, that's right.
I heard the whispers.

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I just pretended not to.

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Who was whispering?
We said it right to you.

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Well, I'm done with Jackie,
and I feel like a guy...

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who had a 95-pound
mole removed-

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00:12:00,314 --> 00:12:03,109
a 95-pound, Donny Osmond loving...

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shoe-shopping,
Ice Capade attending mole.

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Hyde, I know that's just coming
from a place of deep, deep pain.

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And I really do feel bad
that my "foxitude"...

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broke you and Jackie up.

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And I'd tone it down,
but I just don't know how!

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Guys, I'm worried there's some unfinished
business between Michael and Jackie.

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When they were together,
did she make him happy?

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Well, she totally dominated him...

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00:12:37,581 --> 00:12:40,513
and made him feel bad about himself.

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I guess what I'm asking is,
was she ever fat or anything?

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Eric, how can
your grandmother not like me?

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Ooh! Maybe I should wear my
Catholic school uniform around her more.

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People like me in that.

188
00:13:00,648 --> 00:13:03,239
Well, guys mostly.

189
00:13:03,314 --> 00:13:07,178
But, hey, give it a shot.
Grandmas have secrets too.

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00:13:11,715 --> 00:13:14,408
Donna, Steven broke up with me.

191
00:13:14,481 --> 00:13:17,641
Oh. Jackie, I'm sorry.

192
00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:21,772
Hey, maybe he just wanted you to be able to
spend more time with your other boyfriend.

193
00:13:21,848 --> 00:13:24,405
Shut up, Eric!

194
00:13:24,481 --> 00:13:28,174
Oh. It's you.

195
00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:31,703
Didn't know they let
slutballs in here.

196
00:13:31,781 --> 00:13:35,235
Well, I've seen you in here,
so I figured it was okay.

197
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,837
Oh, you don't know it,
but you just burnt yourself.

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00:13:37,915 --> 00:13:40,210
Oh, I know it.
The question is, do you?

199
00:13:42,648 --> 00:13:44,739
I just said I do.

200
00:13:44,815 --> 00:13:47,474
So do I, so you are too.

201
00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:52,113
Donna, you following this?

202
00:13:52,181 --> 00:13:56,011
Um, I think one of'em's
a slutball and one of'em knows it.

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00:13:57,848 --> 00:14:00,609
I think what we need to do
is go talk about Michael.

204
00:14:00,681 --> 00:14:04,169
Fine. I'll try to use small words
so you can understand me.

205
00:14:05,581 --> 00:14:07,513
That's not gonna be good enough.

206
00:14:12,448 --> 00:14:15,971
- Hey, Grandma.
- Good afternoon, Mrs. Sigurdson.

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00:14:17,715 --> 00:14:20,272
Nice day, huh?

208
00:14:20,348 --> 00:14:25,110
No. It's raining,
and my arthritis is kicking up.

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00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:28,170
What a coincidence.
Mine too.

210
00:14:28,248 --> 00:14:30,237
Boy, am I getting old.

211
00:14:31,615 --> 00:14:33,978
Not too old, you know.

212
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,036
Whatever you are.

213
00:14:37,781 --> 00:14:41,713
Wow. Hey, Grandma,
Donna brought you some salsa.

214
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:45,611
Yep, Donna makes the best darn
salsa outside of your beloved Arizona.

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00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:49,477
It's a reflection of her long-time
love affair with the Southwest.

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Much like your own.

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00:14:52,481 --> 00:14:54,470
Go, Grand Canyon!

218
00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:58,807
So, Eric, who are you
seeing these days?

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Okay.

220
00:15:01,681 --> 00:15:06,204
Okay, Grandma, you have got
to give Donna a chance.

221
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:11,373
And I know you two will get along famously.
You have so much in common.

222
00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:15,005
Right. Like I love eating
dinner at 4:30 too.

223
00:15:17,114 --> 00:15:21,342
Look, Miss Sigurdson,
I love Eric with all my heart.

224
00:15:21,414 --> 00:15:25,141
And I know that when you give me a chance,
you'll see that we're great together.

225
00:15:25,214 --> 00:15:28,180
Well, that's very sweet.
And you're right.

226
00:15:28,248 --> 00:15:31,578
I'm sure you're the nicest girl
Eric's met so far.

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00:15:37,081 --> 00:15:40,206
She is just so good at that.

228
00:15:40,348 --> 00:15:42,280
See?

229
00:15:50,781 --> 00:15:55,577
Isn't it better to be up and about
than stuck in your bed for a week?

230
00:15:56,814 --> 00:15:58,747
Well, this is better.

231
00:15:58,814 --> 00:16:02,372
Why did I let that woman get to me?
I'm gonna get out of this robe.

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00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:05,039
And take a shower.
I mean, that's the spirit!

233
00:16:08,414 --> 00:16:10,811
Your mother is a nutbag!

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00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,812
What did she do?

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That thing where she pretends to be nice,
but she's really insulting you.

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- Yes!
- Frigid witch!

237
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I'll get the bed ready.

238
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How could she not like me?

239
00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:30,213
How can she not like me?

240
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:34,145
You know what? Maybe she just can't
handle strong, healthy women.

241
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And I am strong and healthy.

242
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- Yeah.

243
00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:52,272
- Well, I am not giving up on her.
- Oh, why are you worried?

244
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I'm the one who has to live the rest of my
life in the same family with this woman.

245
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:59,706
Yeah, but so do I.

246
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:03,076
In the sense that, um...

247
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we're all part of the human family.

248
00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:12,708
Steven, I have to
tell you something.

249
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Well, if it's "get off my boyfriend,"
don't worry. I already heard it.

250
00:17:18,648 --> 00:17:23,012
No. I have to tell you,
you were right.

251
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When I said that,
it did mean something.

252
00:17:25,947 --> 00:17:28,675
And I thought it didn't,
because sometimes I just want things...

253
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because other people have them.

254
00:17:30,747 --> 00:17:35,407
Like once, I made my dad buy me a pet rat
because my cousin had one.

255
00:17:35,481 --> 00:17:40,038
But then the rat got so disgusting,
I made my kitty cat hunt it.

256
00:17:40,114 --> 00:17:43,376
I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.

257
00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:46,437
- Who's the rat? Am I the rat?
- No.

258
00:17:46,514 --> 00:17:48,503
No. Steven-

259
00:17:50,381 --> 00:17:53,245
Look. Okay, I spoke to Annette.

260
00:17:53,314 --> 00:17:55,439
And she made me
realize that, okay...

261
00:17:55,514 --> 00:17:58,741
maybe I do have some
leftover feelings for Michael.

262
00:17:58,814 --> 00:18:02,577
And then she said that if I wanted him,
I'd have to fight for him.

263
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:06,603
But, Steven, I know in my heart
the only person I wanna fight for is you.

264
00:18:06,681 --> 00:18:09,771
Really? Oh, boy!

265
00:18:11,414 --> 00:18:13,971
You like Kelso, but you like me
a little bit more?

266
00:18:14,047 --> 00:18:16,774
What a bunch of crap!
You know what I think, Jackie?

267
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:21,041
I think the only reason you're with me
in the first place was to get back at Kelso.

268
00:18:21,114 --> 00:18:23,046
Steven, how can you say that?

269
00:18:23,114 --> 00:18:26,046
Okay, fine. Maybe I do
have feelings for Michael.

270
00:18:26,114 --> 00:18:29,171
But what am I supposed to do?
He was my first boyfriend.

271
00:18:29,248 --> 00:18:31,839
And you know what?
You're gonna have to learn to deal with it.

272
00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:34,812
And if you can't and you're gonna have
to break up with me because of that...

273
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:39,370
then I can't stop you, but I think it's
a real waste, because I love you.

274
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:50,144
I'm not saying it back!

275
00:18:56,947 --> 00:18:59,936
I don't care.

276
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,003
Damn it!

277
00:19:17,381 --> 00:19:19,846
So, are we gonna go
to the dance or what?

278
00:19:19,914 --> 00:19:22,380
Oh, Steven.

279
00:19:30,914 --> 00:19:34,574
Well, it looks like I'm
just in time for makeup sex.

280
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:40,210
Don't mind me.
You'll barely hear me.

281
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,344
If you prefer,
I can hide in the shower.

282
00:19:45,414 --> 00:19:48,278
- Fez, get out of here.
- Okay, here I go.

283
00:19:59,714 --> 00:20:02,839
Earlier today I mentioned that...

284
00:20:02,914 --> 00:20:06,210
I would like your balloons
to be my walkway of love.

285
00:20:07,381 --> 00:20:10,245
And you said, "Okay."

286
00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:14,144
Do you know what I meant? Because I don't
want to surprise you with this one.

287
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,941
Well, I think you meant-

288
00:20:17,014 --> 00:20:18,946
That's it!

289
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,438
- Hey, look who's back together.
- What the hell!

290
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,741
Come on, Jackie.
Let's dance.

291
00:20:31,714 --> 00:20:35,477
How can she be with him
when she's so clearly not over me?

292
00:20:35,547 --> 00:20:38,514
I think the question is,
how can you be with me...

293
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,773
when you're so clearly not over her?

294
00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:44,075
What, is this a riddle?
Start over.

295
00:20:44,147 --> 00:20:47,704
You're obviously
still in love with Jackie.

296
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,746
I'm goin' back to California.

297
00:20:49,814 --> 00:20:54,372
Baby, no! I'll prove
that I'm over her.

298
00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:58,437
I'll bet you 50 bucks
that if we do it, I'll be into it.

299
00:20:58,513 --> 00:21:00,377
Good-bye, Michael.

300
00:21:00,448 --> 00:21:02,970
But you win either way!

301
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,842
Oh, I feel so much better.

302
00:21:25,914 --> 00:21:29,176
I am a strong, healthy woman
who doesn't need to go to bed...

303
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:32,305
every time some mean, old lady
gives her a cross look.

304
00:21:32,381 --> 00:21:35,938
- That's right.
- Good evening, Mother.

305
00:21:36,014 --> 00:21:38,536
- Going out to dinner.
- Oh.

306
00:21:38,614 --> 00:21:40,773
Is that what you're wearing?

307
00:21:43,014 --> 00:21:45,605
I'll be in bed.

