1 00:00:02,579 --> 00:00:06,273 And then I realized, that's why they call it a clock radio. 2 00:00:06,346 --> 00:00:09,369 'Cause it's got both. 3 00:00:09,446 --> 00:00:11,843 Hey, Donna. Feast your eyes. All new stuff... 4 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:14,639 for me and Joanne's weekend away at tennis camp. 5 00:00:14,712 --> 00:00:18,576 BillieJean King's sister is leading the campfire songs. 6 00:00:18,645 --> 00:00:20,770 We're gonna make quite the racket. 7 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,136 Good one, Bob. 8 00:00:26,212 --> 00:00:28,474 Bob's goin' out of town for the weekend? 9 00:00:28,546 --> 00:00:30,512 All right! Party at Donna's! 10 00:00:30,579 --> 00:00:32,772 Okay. We're gonna need beer, balloons... 11 00:00:32,845 --> 00:00:35,640 and girls with low self-esteem. 12 00:00:35,712 --> 00:00:40,111 Guys, hang on. Donna and I already made plans this weekend. 13 00:00:40,179 --> 00:00:43,236 Well, then just leave us a key, man. And don't worry. If anything bad happens... 14 00:00:43,313 --> 00:00:45,710 I know how to make it look like a robbery-homicide. 15 00:00:46,879 --> 00:00:48,811 Look, Eric and I want one weekend alone... 16 00:00:48,879 --> 00:00:51,402 where we don't have to be so secret about being engaged. 17 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:53,842 I could even wear my ring if it weren't being resized for me. 18 00:00:53,912 --> 00:00:57,605 Can they make a ring big enough to fit your Paul Bunyan hands? 19 00:00:59,379 --> 00:01:01,436 - Jackie? - Well, I'm sorry, Donna... 20 00:01:01,513 --> 00:01:03,910 but if you're not gonna have a party, you're gonna get insulted. 21 00:01:03,979 --> 00:01:05,911 It's just the way it is. 22 00:01:05,979 --> 00:01:09,638 The way I see it, unless Donna's blockin' the door with her giant hands... 23 00:01:11,579 --> 00:01:14,011 - we're comin' over for a party. - Oh-Oh! 24 00:01:14,079 --> 00:01:16,510 We should get one of those girls that jump out of cakes. 25 00:01:16,579 --> 00:01:19,307 Yeah. They're great. 26 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:21,606 You know, you two could do a little less standin' around... 27 00:01:21,679 --> 00:01:23,668 and a little more jumpin' out of cakes. 28 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:28,144 Morning. 29 00:01:28,212 --> 00:01:31,406 Hey, Dad, I was thinking of spending tonight and tomorrow over at Fez's. 30 00:01:31,479 --> 00:01:34,104 At whose's? 31 00:01:34,179 --> 00:01:36,111 The foreign boy with the tight pants... 32 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,372 wears a little too much cologne. 33 00:01:40,779 --> 00:01:45,711 I don't like him. I caught him stealin' bacon out of our fridge. 34 00:01:47,745 --> 00:01:50,337 Why are you doing your homework in the morning? 35 00:01:50,413 --> 00:01:52,674 Uh, I was out last night with Donna. 36 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:57,007 Well, of course you were. That's why you came in a half hour past the curfew. 37 00:01:57,079 --> 00:02:00,943 Oh, well, Donna had a flat. 38 00:02:01,012 --> 00:02:04,603 Ohh! That's awful bad luck. 39 00:02:04,679 --> 00:02:07,077 Seein' how Donna doesn't have a car. 40 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:11,841 I see you getting bigger... 41 00:02:11,912 --> 00:02:14,242 but you still act like a 12-year-old. 42 00:02:14,313 --> 00:02:18,109 Now, when are you gonna grow up and start thinkin' about your future? 43 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:21,168 Red, don't get upset so early. 44 00:02:21,246 --> 00:02:24,110 You won't enjoy your sausage and Tang. 45 00:02:24,179 --> 00:02:28,236 Sausage and Tang? Is- 46 00:02:28,313 --> 00:02:30,540 Is that a little racy for breakfast? 47 00:02:35,246 --> 00:02:37,178 I don't get it. 48 00:02:37,246 --> 00:02:40,439 Well, I'm gonna leave before someone explains it. 49 00:02:44,612 --> 00:02:46,737 Good morning. 50 00:02:46,812 --> 00:02:49,903 Steven. You got a big tear in that jacket. 51 00:02:49,979 --> 00:02:53,775 Yeah. It's hard hoppin' over a fence carrying two 12 packs. 52 00:02:57,012 --> 00:02:59,739 I mean, library books. 53 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:03,835 Well, I'm gonna ignore that, 'cause you don't even have parents to buy you a new coat. 54 00:03:03,912 --> 00:03:06,434 He doesn't have parents, Eric. 55 00:03:08,179 --> 00:03:11,770 He told me that sometimes when he's all alone, he cries. 56 00:03:13,745 --> 00:03:17,609 Oh, that settles it. I'm taking you shopping for a new coat. 57 00:03:23,012 --> 00:03:24,978 Here, here. Take some Tang and go. 58 00:03:26,845 --> 00:03:29,868 Man, if I had a dollar for every time I heard a chick say that. 59 00:03:33,612 --> 00:03:37,601 What? What? Never turn down Tang. Growing boys need Tang. 60 00:03:39,445 --> 00:03:42,377 What is funny here? 61 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:26,475 Oh, the plumber took apart the toilet upstairs, so you'll have to use this one. 62 00:04:26,545 --> 00:04:30,034 - I know it's scary down here at night, but- - She'll be fine. Let's go. 63 00:04:30,112 --> 00:04:33,839 Just when you come around that corner in the dark, that coat rack can look like a bear. 64 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:40,740 Finally... 65 00:04:40,812 --> 00:04:43,334 - we're alone. - For the whole weekend. 66 00:04:43,412 --> 00:04:45,605 All right! Party time! 67 00:04:45,679 --> 00:04:47,611 I brought the Slip 'n Slide. 68 00:04:47,679 --> 00:04:49,474 Let's move the couch. 69 00:04:49,545 --> 00:04:51,306 Okay. I'll get the hose. 70 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,072 No, we don't need the hose, man. 71 00:04:53,146 --> 00:04:54,634 We'll just use beer. 72 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:58,474 - Kelso, are you nuts? - You're right. 73 00:04:58,545 --> 00:05:00,807 We don't wanna waste the beer. Go get the hose, man. 74 00:05:00,879 --> 00:05:02,811 No! Guys, we said, no party. 75 00:05:02,879 --> 00:05:05,868 Oh, come on, Forman. Look, man, you gotta help me out here. 76 00:05:05,946 --> 00:05:08,411 Jackie and I are going through a really rough time... 77 00:05:08,478 --> 00:05:10,808 and maybe, just maybe, we can start to heal... 78 00:05:10,879 --> 00:05:14,572 if you can find it in your heart to let me trash your girlfriend's house! 79 00:05:14,645 --> 00:05:16,304 Don't care. 80 00:05:16,378 --> 00:05:18,310 But it's party time, man. 81 00:05:18,378 --> 00:05:22,243 I invited a girl in a halter top who was on her fifth beer. 82 00:05:22,312 --> 00:05:26,472 - Fifth beer! Halter top! - Forget it, Kelso. 83 00:05:26,545 --> 00:05:30,239 But do you know what a Slip 'n Slide can do to a halter top? 84 00:05:30,312 --> 00:05:33,540 It turns it into a belt. 85 00:05:39,345 --> 00:05:42,141 - Hello? - Hello, is, uh, Mr. Forman there? 86 00:05:42,212 --> 00:05:44,473 No, I'm sorry. You just missed him. Can I take a message? 87 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:47,340 Yes. This is, uh, Fenton from All That Glitters. 88 00:05:47,412 --> 00:05:50,401 Um, Mr. Forman bought a ring here, and I'm calling to tell him it's ready. 89 00:05:50,478 --> 00:05:54,172 And, ah, oh, it looks fabulous. 90 00:05:56,112 --> 00:05:59,805 He bought me a ring? 91 00:05:59,879 --> 00:06:01,811 Oh, uh- I, uh- 92 00:06:01,879 --> 00:06:05,709 I hope it wasn't a surprise. Perhaps you shouldn't know that I called. Um- 93 00:06:05,779 --> 00:06:09,177 Uh, could you let Mr. Forman know that I called. I mean, um- 94 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:12,370 You shouldn't know that he bought you- Oh! 95 00:06:12,445 --> 00:06:16,502 Now I've made a messy. Okay. 96 00:06:22,412 --> 00:06:25,742 Okay, dinner is all ready. 97 00:06:25,812 --> 00:06:28,334 I just had to add the secret ingredient- 98 00:06:28,412 --> 00:06:31,344 love. 99 00:06:31,412 --> 00:06:34,378 - By the way, "love" is salt. 100 00:06:34,445 --> 00:06:37,240 All right. Chicken Pinciotti for two. 101 00:06:42,178 --> 00:06:46,168 Um, is this red stuff gravy or blood? 102 00:06:46,245 --> 00:06:48,541 There's no gravy. 103 00:06:49,745 --> 00:06:53,700 Oh. Well, I guess it's just kinda moist then. 104 00:06:55,812 --> 00:06:58,334 Actually, it's kinda pink. Is this ham? 105 00:06:58,412 --> 00:07:01,004 No, it's Chicken Pinciotti. 106 00:07:01,079 --> 00:07:03,874 Mine looks fine. Well, if you don't wanna eat yours... 107 00:07:03,946 --> 00:07:06,139 we have some Fruity Pebbles. 108 00:07:06,211 --> 00:07:11,542 No- No. Grown-ups don't eat Fruity Pebbles. They eat chicken. 109 00:07:11,612 --> 00:07:14,203 What grown-ups? 110 00:07:14,278 --> 00:07:16,301 Where are these grown-ups? 111 00:07:16,378 --> 00:07:18,708 Donna, us. 112 00:07:18,779 --> 00:07:21,438 The whole point of this weekend is to prove that we're grown up... 113 00:07:21,512 --> 00:07:24,342 and that Red doesn't know what he's talking about when he says I'm immature. 114 00:07:24,412 --> 00:07:28,174 It is? I don't know. I thought the point of this weekend... 115 00:07:28,245 --> 00:07:30,803 was to have, you know, a fun, light weekend. 116 00:07:30,879 --> 00:07:34,504 Yeah. No, it will be fun and light. It's just that in the next 36 hours... 117 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:38,103 I would like to prove to myself that my father's been wrong about me my entire life. 118 00:07:38,178 --> 00:07:41,009 But in a fun, light way. 119 00:07:41,079 --> 00:07:44,670 - Well, whatever. You don't have to eat the chicken. - No! What? No. 120 00:07:44,745 --> 00:07:47,210 Are you kidding? I was kidding. 121 00:07:47,278 --> 00:07:51,734 I'm doing our grown up, domestic squabbling thing, you know? 122 00:07:51,812 --> 00:07:56,074 It's like, I make fun of your cooking, you tell me to put on pants when we have company. 123 00:07:58,079 --> 00:08:01,101 Are you gonna stop wearing your pants? 'Cause I might have a problem with that. 124 00:08:01,178 --> 00:08:04,576 See? Good, we're bickering like husband and wife. 125 00:08:04,645 --> 00:08:06,770 What, you call this dinner? 126 00:08:08,545 --> 00:08:11,375 Hey, take my wife, please. 127 00:08:18,712 --> 00:08:21,234 That's delicious. 128 00:08:25,012 --> 00:08:28,535 Steven, just come in. Your jacket looks fine. 129 00:08:34,512 --> 00:08:36,910 Mrs. Forman, I don't think this jacket's really my style. 130 00:08:36,979 --> 00:08:39,968 Oh, nonsense. 131 00:08:40,046 --> 00:08:43,534 Ever since I've know you, you've been nothing but flash and pizzazz. 132 00:08:45,745 --> 00:08:50,200 Oh, and look, it says "stuntman" on the arm. 133 00:08:50,278 --> 00:08:53,335 People are gonna think you're from Hollywood. 134 00:08:56,345 --> 00:08:59,470 - Excuse me. - Yes? Oh. Mm-hmm. 135 00:09:02,545 --> 00:09:04,636 I was wondering if I might look at that ring... 136 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:07,678 you called Mr. Forman about that he doesn't know I know about yet. 137 00:09:07,745 --> 00:09:10,939 Oh. I don't think I'm supposed to show you, but- 138 00:09:11,012 --> 00:09:14,136 but I do a lot of things behind this counter I'm not supposed to do. 139 00:09:15,745 --> 00:09:17,802 So, hmm. 140 00:09:19,378 --> 00:09:21,503 This is an engagement ring. 141 00:09:21,579 --> 00:09:24,568 An engagement ring? Uh-oh. 142 00:09:27,545 --> 00:09:30,534 Why would Red give me a diamond ring? 143 00:09:32,078 --> 00:09:34,010 Maybe it's a menopause diamond. 144 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,909 You know, for a happy menopause. 145 00:09:44,412 --> 00:09:47,572 Oh, oh, it's engraved. "To Donna." 146 00:09:47,645 --> 00:09:50,975 You're a lucky woman, Donna. 147 00:09:51,045 --> 00:09:54,034 I mean, Mr. Forman seems a tad young for you... 148 00:09:54,111 --> 00:09:57,566 but, uh, men and women are doing all sorts of things we never used to do, hmm? 149 00:09:59,946 --> 00:10:04,469 Oh, my goodness! This is from Eric to- 150 00:10:07,078 --> 00:10:11,534 Eric and Donna are engaged? 151 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,806 Well, if they are, I'm learning it here for the first time. 152 00:10:17,845 --> 00:10:21,174 So, Mr. Stuntman. Mm-hmm. 153 00:10:22,445 --> 00:10:24,967 Are you from Hollywood? 154 00:10:37,144 --> 00:10:41,270 I gotta tell ya, this "being grown up" thing really seems to work for us. 155 00:10:41,345 --> 00:10:43,834 It's like we're already good at being married. 156 00:10:43,912 --> 00:10:46,673 All we did was eat. 157 00:10:46,745 --> 00:10:49,142 Hey, a little secret they don't tell ya? 158 00:10:49,211 --> 00:10:51,473 That's all marriage is. 159 00:10:57,511 --> 00:10:59,443 Forman, listen. 160 00:10:59,511 --> 00:11:01,636 I just got back from the mall with your mom. 161 00:11:01,712 --> 00:11:03,701 Nice coat, Hyde. 162 00:11:05,178 --> 00:11:07,269 Burt Reynolds have a garage sale? 163 00:11:07,345 --> 00:11:10,209 Yeah, Hyde, Donna and I are trying to be alone. 164 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:14,903 We got no use for a shiny, red stuntman. 165 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,001 - Look, would you shut up and listen to me- - No! 166 00:11:17,078 --> 00:11:20,942 Okay? This house is closed to parties, okay? So just go away. 167 00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:24,102 Oh, and tell the cast of Smokey and the Band/t that I said, "10-4." 168 00:11:24,178 --> 00:11:26,838 Fine. I'm gone, man. 169 00:11:26,911 --> 00:11:29,878 Don't you mean, "I'm eastbound and down, good buddy"? 170 00:11:33,378 --> 00:11:36,435 What does a married couple do... 171 00:11:36,511 --> 00:11:38,841 after a delicious dinner of Chicken Pinciotti? 172 00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:41,343 Well, we could make out on the couch... 173 00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:44,741 but we're married, so maybe we should just fight and go to bed. 174 00:11:44,812 --> 00:11:47,107 - Whoa. - What's wrong? 175 00:11:47,178 --> 00:11:51,440 Whoa! Okay, I think the Chicken Pinciotti wants to... 176 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,443 - fly the coop. - Oh. 177 00:11:53,511 --> 00:11:55,500 I'm gonna be upstairs for a little bit. 178 00:11:55,578 --> 00:11:58,975 Uh, do you have any magazines that I could-Whoa! Okay. 179 00:11:59,044 --> 00:12:01,840 I'm- l-l-I'll just read the shampoo. 180 00:12:01,911 --> 00:12:04,104 Well, wait. You can't- You can't use the bathroom upstairs. 181 00:12:04,178 --> 00:12:06,508 You have to use the one off the den. 182 00:12:06,578 --> 00:12:09,373 Th- Right in there? 183 00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:13,377 Wh-While-While you're right in here? 184 00:12:13,445 --> 00:12:17,934 L-l-I can't do that. You might... sense something. 185 00:12:19,678 --> 00:12:23,837 I "might sense something"? How much of a ruckus are you gonna make? 186 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:27,207 Wh- I just- I can't go here, okay? 187 00:12:27,278 --> 00:12:31,472 And I can't go home because Red thinks I'm over at Fez's. What- 188 00:12:31,545 --> 00:12:34,067 I'm a man without a country. 189 00:12:35,378 --> 00:12:38,572 Eric, you wanted to be grown up. And- 190 00:12:38,645 --> 00:12:41,304 Well, this is something that grown-ups do in the same house. 191 00:12:41,378 --> 00:12:45,901 No, I ju-You know what I was thinking? I could build us another house, a separate house. 192 00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:49,069 Eric, you're talking about an outhouse. 193 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,633 Well, it's about time those made a comeback! 194 00:12:53,078 --> 00:12:56,203 Eric and Donna can't be engaged. They're too young. 195 00:12:56,278 --> 00:12:58,005 How does something like this happen? 196 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,738 Well, Eric asked her to marry him... 197 00:13:00,811 --> 00:13:05,301 and instead of saying "ew," like a normal person... 198 00:13:05,378 --> 00:13:07,310 Donna said "yes." 199 00:13:07,378 --> 00:13:09,401 Well, I don't like secret-keeping in my house. 200 00:13:09,478 --> 00:13:11,467 What else is going on that I don't know about? 201 00:13:11,545 --> 00:13:13,942 Ooh. There is something else. 202 00:13:14,011 --> 00:13:16,341 In the back left corner of Forman's closet... 203 00:13:16,411 --> 00:13:21,275 he has stashed some highly offensive photographic material. 204 00:13:21,345 --> 00:13:24,072 Well, this has gotta stop. 205 00:13:24,144 --> 00:13:27,008 Eric should have told me about his engagement, because in this house... 206 00:13:27,078 --> 00:13:29,135 we do not keep secrets. 207 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,505 What are you talkin' about? 208 00:13:34,578 --> 00:13:37,941 Cheesecake. Different types of cheesecake. 209 00:13:39,578 --> 00:13:42,567 Oh. Sorry I missed it. 210 00:13:45,345 --> 00:13:47,538 Don't judge me. 211 00:13:52,811 --> 00:13:54,800 Kelso, I need to use your bathroom. 212 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,105 Nope. There's nobody here. 213 00:13:57,178 --> 00:13:59,803 Of course, I can't see people who don't have parties for their friends. 214 00:13:59,877 --> 00:14:04,606 So maybe there is somebody here, and I just can't see 'em. I can't see you, Eric! 215 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,802 Kelso, I really need to use the bathroom. 216 00:14:07,877 --> 00:14:09,809 Well, maybe you should have thought of that... 217 00:14:09,877 --> 00:14:12,139 before you kicked us out of Donna's house, you party pooper. 218 00:14:12,211 --> 00:14:15,734 - Yeah. - No party, no pooper! 219 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,743 - Nice. - Yeah, it really was. No party, no pooper! 220 00:14:26,078 --> 00:14:29,272 So then I said, "No party, no pooper!" 221 00:14:29,345 --> 00:14:31,368 Because he wouldn't have a party. 222 00:14:32,777 --> 00:14:34,766 See, I think it's stupid that Eric and Donna... 223 00:14:34,844 --> 00:14:36,901 need to practice being married. 224 00:14:36,978 --> 00:14:41,035 I mean, it's simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen... 225 00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:45,441 a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. 226 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:47,999 And I can hire a cook and a maid. 227 00:14:50,111 --> 00:14:52,373 I am liking you more and more. 228 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:57,175 You know, I was thinkin' about The Incred/ble Hulk. 229 00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,176 I like that show. 230 00:14:59,244 --> 00:15:02,108 Especially the part where he gets all, like, mad and turns green... 231 00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:04,110 and then his shirt rips off. 232 00:15:04,178 --> 00:15:08,577 But then I was thinkin', like what if he was purple? 233 00:15:08,645 --> 00:15:10,577 And a lady? 234 00:15:10,645 --> 00:15:14,236 Come on. Like an angry, naked purple chick. 235 00:15:14,311 --> 00:15:17,300 That's better, right? 236 00:15:17,378 --> 00:15:19,401 What's go/n'on down here? 237 00:15:20,844 --> 00:15:22,707 Why doesn't anybody ever go home? 238 00:15:24,911 --> 00:15:29,310 And then I realized, that's why they call it a clock radio. 239 00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:32,503 Cause it's got both! 240 00:15:32,578 --> 00:15:35,702 What are you doin' here? I thought Eric was with you. 241 00:15:36,844 --> 00:15:38,901 Eric is always with me... 242 00:15:38,978 --> 00:15:40,910 in spirit. 243 00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:44,101 Don't pussyfoot around. 244 00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:48,940 I make three phone calls, you're back on that raft you floated in on. 245 00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,770 - Eric is at Donna's. - Fez! 246 00:15:54,844 --> 00:15:57,470 I fear the open sea. 247 00:16:03,644 --> 00:16:06,611 Kitty. You know what I just found out about Eric? 248 00:16:06,677 --> 00:16:08,371 You found out? 249 00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:12,241 He lied to us. He's spending the night at Donna's. 250 00:16:12,311 --> 00:16:14,640 Oh! 251 00:16:14,711 --> 00:16:16,904 What did you think it was? 252 00:16:16,978 --> 00:16:21,104 He has dirty magazines in his closet. 253 00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:24,269 Our son is a pervert. I'm just gonna go pray for him. 254 00:16:32,211 --> 00:16:35,143 Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! 255 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,904 Well, speak of the idiot. 256 00:16:40,610 --> 00:16:43,906 - I gotta use the bathroom. - What's a matter with the foreign kid's bathroom? 257 00:16:43,978 --> 00:16:45,910 That is where you were, isn't it? 258 00:16:45,978 --> 00:16:49,876 Yeah, of course. Wh-Why would I lie to you about something like that? 259 00:16:49,944 --> 00:16:52,103 I need bacon. 260 00:16:55,111 --> 00:16:57,668 Okay, uh, the reason I'd lie about something like that is- 261 00:16:57,744 --> 00:17:00,642 What happened? You piss Donna off, and she locked you out? 262 00:17:00,711 --> 00:17:03,200 - Donna? No. - Oh. 263 00:17:03,278 --> 00:17:07,040 Well, you pissed me off, so I'm lockin' you out. 264 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,304 - Did you find- - Don't stop loving me! 265 00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:32,104 Well, look who's here. 266 00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:36,110 Oh, say, Eric. The morning paper didn't come. 267 00:17:36,178 --> 00:17:39,541 So I thought that you could tell me a story while I eat. 268 00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:45,874 I know how good you are at making up stories. 269 00:17:45,944 --> 00:17:48,876 Why don't you tell me things? 270 00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:52,001 You can tell me things, even bad things. 271 00:17:52,078 --> 00:17:55,805 A mother's love is like a flower that never wilts. 272 00:17:57,211 --> 00:18:00,200 Unless it's lied to. 273 00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:04,801 If you're done reciting poetry, I'd like to yell at the kid. 274 00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,604 Hey, Forman, this is about to get ugly. 275 00:18:07,677 --> 00:18:10,109 So if you have to go potty, now's a good time. 276 00:18:12,744 --> 00:18:16,676 I'm sorry. Okay, I shouldn't have told you I was at Fez's. 277 00:18:16,744 --> 00:18:21,336 Do you ever think about what you're doing with your life? 278 00:18:21,411 --> 00:18:26,173 Hey, Dad. It's my life, okay? I'm grown up now. 279 00:18:26,244 --> 00:18:28,176 Grown up? 280 00:18:28,244 --> 00:18:32,699 Well, you sure say that a lot, so it must be true. Let me try it. 281 00:18:32,777 --> 00:18:36,800 Hey, everybody. I'm Mr. Rogers. 282 00:18:41,577 --> 00:18:45,976 But wait, I'm not wearing a sweater. 283 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,337 And I'm about to kick your ass. 284 00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:58,133 Maybe it doesn't work. 285 00:18:58,211 --> 00:19:02,303 Maybe you're just an immature pissant who still lies to his parents. 286 00:19:02,378 --> 00:19:04,434 You know what, Dad? 287 00:19:07,211 --> 00:19:10,143 Oh, my God. You're right. Y- I have been lying... 288 00:19:10,211 --> 00:19:12,802 and acting immature, and keeping secrets. 289 00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:15,070 And I swear to God, I'm just as sick of it as you are. 290 00:19:15,144 --> 00:19:18,110 So, here's the truth. Donna and I are engaged. 291 00:19:23,744 --> 00:19:26,006 I get his room. 292 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,942 - You're engaged? - Yeah. 293 00:19:34,011 --> 00:19:38,137 - I already gave her the ring. - Kitty, are you hearing this? 294 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,200 Yes, I am. 295 00:19:42,211 --> 00:19:44,938 And for the first time too. 296 00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:53,776 Well, it's true. 297 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:58,503 So, if I'm gonna be ready to be married, which I am... 298 00:19:58,577 --> 00:20:02,942 then I guess I should be ready to tell you the truth. 299 00:20:03,011 --> 00:20:05,000 So, there it is. 300 00:20:06,811 --> 00:20:10,209 Wow. That felt great. 301 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:16,075 I'm gonna go see my fiancé. Wow, that felt great too. 302 00:20:18,111 --> 00:20:20,043 What a great day! 303 00:20:24,777 --> 00:20:27,641 Okay. Okay, this is good. 304 00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:31,905 We're all being open here. 305 00:20:31,978 --> 00:20:35,432 Does anybody have anything else they wanna get off their chest? 306 00:20:40,377 --> 00:20:43,173 Mrs. Forman, I hate my jacket. 307 00:20:48,577 --> 00:20:51,975 Oh, well, now we're just trying to hurt each other. 308 00:20:58,444 --> 00:21:01,036 Okay, now. Come on, Steven. 309 00:21:01,111 --> 00:21:04,372 Give it another chance. Oh, it's snazzy! 310 00:21:05,777 --> 00:21:09,834 Hey, there. Hi, there. Check out my outerwear. 311 00:21:14,044 --> 00:21:17,101 I'll just give this to Goodwill. 312 00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:20,371 And read the arm- "stuntman." 313 00:21:20,444 --> 00:21:23,240 People are gonna think I'm from Hollywood.