1 00:00:03,099 --> 00:00:05,361 Forman, why'd you have to tell Red you got engaged? 2 00:00:05,432 --> 00:00:08,193 Look at him- yelling and waving. 3 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:12,227 Oh! A little spit just landed on Bob. 4 00:00:13,599 --> 00:00:17,122 Bob's so scared, he's not even wiping it off. 5 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:19,165 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:19,232 --> 00:00:22,687 Oh, my God. This time Red is really gonna kill me. 7 00:00:22,766 --> 00:00:27,698 My only hope is that he actually sticks his foot so far up my ass... 8 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:31,357 he can't pull it out, and I get to take him straight to hell with me. 9 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,857 Why did you tell him? We had it all planned. 10 00:00:35,933 --> 00:00:39,990 We were gonna give them wine, get 'em all loose and juiced. But you spilled the beans. 11 00:00:40,065 --> 00:00:43,725 Good, because wine and beans is not a good combo. 12 00:00:44,933 --> 00:00:47,262 Hey. Toot-toot, if you know what I mean. 13 00:00:49,265 --> 00:00:51,197 Sorry I'm late! 14 00:00:51,265 --> 00:00:53,697 I was cutting through backyards on the way over here... 15 00:00:53,766 --> 00:00:56,163 and the Hendersons got a new jungle gym! 16 00:00:56,232 --> 00:00:58,198 Whoa. They're still yelling? 17 00:00:58,265 --> 00:01:01,857 Yeah. I'm trying to read Red's lips, but I can't make it out. 18 00:01:01,933 --> 00:01:04,296 He keeps calling me a "stupid duck." 19 00:01:09,065 --> 00:01:12,293 - Ah! 20 00:01:12,365 --> 00:01:14,297 Hey, I'll go spy on them. 21 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:17,525 I just gotta run home real quick and change into my ninja outfit. 22 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:20,861 I don't think this situation calls for camouflage, Kelso. 23 00:01:20,933 --> 00:01:23,455 Well, that doesn't mean it's not fun to wear, Eric! 24 00:01:25,099 --> 00:01:27,691 But they're just too young to get married. 25 00:01:27,766 --> 00:01:29,755 How are they gonna live on their own? 26 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:33,822 Eric jumps a foot every time the furnace kicks on. 27 00:01:35,332 --> 00:01:38,059 Exactly. He's not mature enough to get married. 28 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:41,587 I'm still cutting the crusts off his sandwiches. 29 00:01:42,866 --> 00:01:47,161 Well, it's really more for me. He's my baby. 30 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,926 Don't mind me. Feel free to keep talking. 31 00:01:49,998 --> 00:01:52,863 I'm just getting a soda. I'm not spying. 32 00:01:54,866 --> 00:01:56,957 Hey, l-I don't like this engagement either... 33 00:01:57,032 --> 00:01:59,021 but it's not like they can break it off. 34 00:01:59,099 --> 00:02:01,429 Why the hell not? 35 00:02:01,499 --> 00:02:04,090 Well, it wouldn't be very romantic, for one. 36 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,859 Oh, forget about it. I'll take care of this myself! 37 00:02:06,933 --> 00:02:10,592 No, no. Red, if you go out there and yell, you're just gonna drive him away. 38 00:02:10,666 --> 00:02:15,462 I'm sorry, Kitty, but yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. 39 00:02:15,532 --> 00:02:18,986 Red- Red, I am putting my foot down. I forbid it. 40 00:02:19,065 --> 00:02:21,054 All right. Fine. 41 00:02:21,132 --> 00:02:24,394 Wow! Red, I forbid you to- 42 00:02:24,466 --> 00:02:26,398 Shut up, Bob. 43 00:02:26,466 --> 00:02:28,898 Burn! 44 00:02:28,965 --> 00:02:30,898 - Get out! - Yeah. 45 00:02:33,965 --> 00:02:36,227 Well? What were they saying? 46 00:02:36,299 --> 00:02:38,731 I don't know. 47 00:02:38,799 --> 00:02:42,060 Well, I was so busy acting like I wasn't listening, I forgot to listen. 48 00:02:42,132 --> 00:02:44,394 - Man! 49 00:02:44,466 --> 00:02:46,898 I betcha he's trying to think of a punishment. 50 00:02:46,965 --> 00:02:50,227 He already took away the Vista Cruiser and- and fined me. 51 00:02:50,299 --> 00:02:53,424 What's next? Is he gonna cut off my pinkie? 52 00:02:53,499 --> 00:02:55,431 Ay! 53 00:02:55,499 --> 00:02:58,522 What's the point of getting married, Red's gonna cut that off? 54 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:45,996 Nina, you have such beautiful fingers. 55 00:03:46,065 --> 00:03:49,725 So long and elegant- like spider legs. 56 00:03:49,799 --> 00:03:52,026 - We can't do this here. 57 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:54,759 We can go to the backseat of the student-driver car. 58 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:58,856 But I have to warn you- I have a hard time keeping my hands at 10:00 and 2:00. 59 00:03:58,932 --> 00:04:02,626 Fez, this tension between us is causing problems. 60 00:04:02,699 --> 00:04:06,426 And here at the D.M.V., I've learned it's easier to solve problems... 61 00:04:06,499 --> 00:04:09,090 when they're posed in a multiple-choice format. 62 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:11,926 So, "A," we can further explore our relationship... 63 00:04:11,998 --> 00:04:13,930 and hope that relieves the tension... 64 00:04:13,998 --> 00:04:16,191 or, "B," I can fire you. 65 00:04:17,265 --> 00:04:19,424 Is this some kind of trick? 66 00:04:19,499 --> 00:04:21,692 It's not a trick. 67 00:04:21,766 --> 00:04:24,732 Hmm, so it is a trick. 68 00:04:24,799 --> 00:04:26,822 I choose "B." 69 00:04:26,898 --> 00:04:29,592 No, you choose "A"! 70 00:04:32,332 --> 00:04:34,730 Okay, I'll take "A." 71 00:04:34,799 --> 00:04:37,594 But I think you should throw a little "T" in there too. 72 00:04:45,232 --> 00:04:47,255 - Dinner's ready, Eric. - You know what? 73 00:04:47,332 --> 00:04:52,094 Um, Dad's in there, so I'll just, you know, forage for berries. 74 00:04:53,499 --> 00:04:55,964 Look, I am not happy about this situation either... 75 00:04:56,032 --> 00:04:58,123 but I am in there making the best of it... 76 00:04:58,199 --> 00:05:00,188 not out here diddling a basketball. 77 00:05:00,265 --> 00:05:03,595 Mom, if I was out here diddling a basketball... 78 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:05,791 this would be a very different conversation. 79 00:05:06,865 --> 00:05:08,627 Get in there. 80 00:05:17,365 --> 00:05:20,297 Well, look who I found. 81 00:05:20,365 --> 00:05:23,297 Our son- 82 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:26,297 who we love very much. 83 00:05:28,432 --> 00:05:31,864 - Hey, Dad. - Pass the peas, Steven. 84 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,955 Red, your son spoke to you. 85 00:05:34,032 --> 00:05:36,157 I heard him. 86 00:05:36,232 --> 00:05:39,426 But you asked me not to yell at him, and I agreed. 87 00:05:41,332 --> 00:05:45,128 So I'm just taking your idea and refining it. 88 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:48,063 Oh, so you're giving me the silent treatment? 89 00:05:48,132 --> 00:05:51,791 So, Steven, how was school today? 90 00:05:51,865 --> 00:05:54,423 Um, well, in health class today, we learned that... 91 00:05:54,499 --> 00:05:56,760 an early engagement's often a sign of heavy drug use. 92 00:05:56,832 --> 00:05:58,764 Hyde! 93 00:06:01,832 --> 00:06:04,162 Red, you're being a big baby. 94 00:06:04,232 --> 00:06:06,721 No, Mom, it's okay. Actually, it's a pleasant surprise... 95 00:06:06,798 --> 00:06:09,230 but let's see how serious he is about it. 96 00:06:09,299 --> 00:06:11,424 Hey, Dad, you know who's got the right idea? 97 00:06:11,499 --> 00:06:13,431 - Russia. 98 00:06:24,432 --> 00:06:26,829 I haven't felt this kind of tension in years. 99 00:06:26,898 --> 00:06:29,126 Reminds me of home. 100 00:06:29,199 --> 00:06:31,597 Except everyone's wearing a shirt. 101 00:06:45,365 --> 00:06:47,524 Oh! Is this for me? 102 00:06:47,599 --> 00:06:50,292 - Yeah. - Jackie, it's your birthday? 103 00:06:50,365 --> 00:06:52,297 Ah, I figured you knew. 104 00:06:52,365 --> 00:06:55,694 A good boyfriend would have, but whatever. 105 00:06:55,765 --> 00:06:58,493 Hey, why didn't you tell me, man? I would have gotten you something. 106 00:06:58,566 --> 00:07:00,758 Well, I didn't want to make a big deal about it. 107 00:07:00,832 --> 00:07:02,889 'Cause I'm trying not to care so much about gifts... 108 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,227 and material things, and- 109 00:07:06,599 --> 00:07:10,724 Oh, it's not working, because this is beautiful! 110 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:13,526 Oh! I'm gonna go try it on! Thank you! 111 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,531 Mmm. 112 00:07:21,132 --> 00:07:24,292 Kelso, what are you doing, man? You trying to make me look bad? 113 00:07:24,365 --> 00:07:27,160 No, I'm not doing anything. 114 00:07:28,466 --> 00:07:30,398 Well, whatever you are doing... 115 00:07:30,466 --> 00:07:33,727 you shouldn't go up against me, 'cause you're not gonna win. 116 00:07:33,798 --> 00:07:37,753 Well, I'm not doing anything, and I am going to win. 117 00:07:41,832 --> 00:07:44,264 No. You're gonna lose. 118 00:07:44,332 --> 00:07:47,786 How can I lose if I'm not doing anything? 119 00:07:49,898 --> 00:07:52,693 How can you win if you're not doing anything? 120 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:56,788 Well, if I win, I'll admit that I'm doing something. 121 00:08:00,798 --> 00:08:04,730 Nina, I think people at work are starting to notice there's something between us. 122 00:08:04,798 --> 00:08:07,390 Well, it didn't help when you stood up at the staff meeting... 123 00:08:07,466 --> 00:08:09,727 and said, "I want to do it with Nina." 124 00:08:11,299 --> 00:08:15,561 Well, they asked if there was any unfinished business. 125 00:08:15,631 --> 00:08:19,325 I think I've figured out a way to get rid of all this tension. 126 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,388 You need to spend the night with me. 127 00:08:21,466 --> 00:08:24,330 I'm all yours, boss lady. 128 00:08:24,399 --> 00:08:26,660 But you have to tell me where to stop now... 129 00:08:26,731 --> 00:08:29,357 because I have been burned in the past. 130 00:08:29,432 --> 00:08:33,125 I don't want you to stop anywhere. 131 00:08:33,199 --> 00:08:36,596 Oh. 132 00:08:36,665 --> 00:08:38,597 Oh! 133 00:08:45,232 --> 00:08:47,925 I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it! 134 00:08:47,998 --> 00:08:49,964 Fez! 135 00:08:50,032 --> 00:08:53,691 Sorry. I wrote this song about three years ago, and I finally get to use it. 136 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:03,256 That sweater wasn't on sale or anything. 137 00:09:05,765 --> 00:09:08,129 Paid full price. 138 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,131 Pretty sweet, huh? 139 00:09:10,199 --> 00:09:14,529 Yes. But it gets less sweet the more you talk about it. 140 00:09:15,765 --> 00:09:18,560 Sorry. I'm done. 141 00:09:18,631 --> 00:09:20,961 Twenty-seven dollars! 142 00:09:23,499 --> 00:09:25,589 Hey. How was work with Red? 143 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,927 It was terrible. I thought Red not talking to me would be cool. 144 00:09:28,998 --> 00:09:31,260 But today, instead of telling me to sweep the back room... 145 00:09:31,332 --> 00:09:33,729 he just threw a broom at me. 146 00:09:35,466 --> 00:09:37,432 Well, what about if I talked to him? 147 00:09:37,499 --> 00:09:40,124 We've always gotten along. Maybe I can get through to him. 148 00:09:40,199 --> 00:09:43,756 Donna, I'm not gonna make you fight my battles for me. 149 00:09:43,832 --> 00:09:46,764 I'm not gonna ask the woman that I love to do what I should do. 150 00:09:46,832 --> 00:09:49,957 But Red'll be home at about 5:30, so try to catch him before dinner, okay? 151 00:09:52,765 --> 00:09:55,323 Attention, everyone. 152 00:09:55,399 --> 00:09:58,831 My friend Fez has some wonderful news. 153 00:10:03,299 --> 00:10:05,322 Knock, knock. 154 00:10:06,466 --> 00:10:08,897 Who's there? 155 00:10:08,965 --> 00:10:10,488 I did it! 156 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:14,897 All right, Fez! 157 00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:18,920 Nah! Wait! Wait. I want to hear this. "I did it" who? 158 00:10:28,412 --> 00:10:31,844 Wait. Fez, I can't believe you finally lost your virginity! 159 00:10:31,911 --> 00:10:35,570 Wait, wait. This isn't like the time you bought a hamster... 160 00:10:35,644 --> 00:10:38,804 named it "Virginity," and then lost it, is it? 161 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,675 No. This is the real thing. 162 00:10:48,744 --> 00:10:51,210 You know, I had a hamster once. 163 00:10:51,278 --> 00:10:53,539 I tied him up to a helium balloon with a note. 164 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:56,271 Made it all the way to Minnesota. 165 00:10:56,345 --> 00:11:01,209 - Alive? - No, I'm gonna send a dead hamster up in a balloon. 166 00:11:03,211 --> 00:11:06,041 - So? Come on. Tell us all about it. - Yeah. 167 00:11:06,111 --> 00:11:09,009 Okay. Well, It was incredible. 168 00:11:09,078 --> 00:11:11,908 Nina and I started out kissing in the living room. 169 00:11:11,978 --> 00:11:15,842 Then we moved into the bedroom, where we undressed. 170 00:11:15,911 --> 00:11:19,309 And, uh, well, then- then we did it. 171 00:11:21,045 --> 00:11:24,409 What- Details, Fez. We need details! 172 00:11:24,477 --> 00:11:27,171 Well, our faces didn't line up right... 173 00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:30,370 so I kept bumping my chin on her nose. 174 00:11:33,411 --> 00:11:35,434 And then there were some sounds. 175 00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:37,477 What kind of sounds? 176 00:11:38,844 --> 00:11:41,242 I will say this. It was not applause. 177 00:11:43,544 --> 00:11:48,341 There was no romantic music like in the movies, so I had to hum. 178 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:55,143 And then Nina told me to stop humming. 179 00:11:55,211 --> 00:11:59,234 And, uh, then I started again without realizing it. 180 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:04,940 And then she got mad. And then I think she got sad. 181 00:12:05,011 --> 00:12:06,943 Oh, well, don't worry, Fez. 182 00:12:07,011 --> 00:12:09,841 She probably just felt bad she was doing it with a foreigner. 183 00:12:13,611 --> 00:12:16,839 And then afterwards, I went into the bathroom, and, uh- 184 00:12:16,911 --> 00:12:19,070 and cried a little. 185 00:12:23,511 --> 00:12:26,000 And then I snuck out the back door. 186 00:12:27,911 --> 00:12:29,877 Poor Fez. 187 00:12:29,945 --> 00:12:32,672 Well, you know, at least it couldn't have been any worse. 188 00:12:32,744 --> 00:12:34,733 I left my underwear in her bathroom. 189 00:12:41,578 --> 00:12:43,771 Mr. Forman, you remember what it felt like... 190 00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:45,935 when you fell in love with Mrs. Forman, don't you? 191 00:12:46,011 --> 00:12:49,102 Nope. One day I just woke up, and my life was over. 192 00:12:52,444 --> 00:12:54,842 Next question. 193 00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:58,503 Well, I think, um- 194 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:02,510 I think what Mr. Forman is trying to say... 195 00:13:02,578 --> 00:13:05,806 is that we worry you're too young to get married. 196 00:13:05,878 --> 00:13:10,106 Do you even know how to bake a casserole? I don't think you do. 197 00:13:10,178 --> 00:13:13,837 Look, I believe there's one person out there for everyone. 198 00:13:13,911 --> 00:13:18,366 And you guys are that person for each other, and Eric is that person for me. 199 00:13:18,444 --> 00:13:20,433 And if you could just open your hearts... 200 00:13:20,511 --> 00:13:23,205 you'd see that we should be together forever. 201 00:13:23,278 --> 00:13:26,675 Because we're in love, and we make each other really happy. 202 00:13:26,744 --> 00:13:29,233 Donna, that is so romantic. 203 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,639 I still think you're too young. 204 00:13:33,711 --> 00:13:36,200 But if it has to be someone, I'm glad it's you. 205 00:13:36,278 --> 00:13:38,766 I always wanted a daughter. 206 00:13:43,611 --> 00:13:45,975 You already have a daughter. 207 00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:48,272 A better daughter. 208 00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:53,568 You know what, Donna? You're right. 209 00:13:53,644 --> 00:13:55,610 You are Eric are perfect for each other. 210 00:13:55,678 --> 00:13:58,371 - Really? - Yes! 211 00:13:58,444 --> 00:14:00,637 You're as big a dumb-ass as he is! 212 00:14:09,211 --> 00:14:11,267 Welcome to the family. 213 00:14:13,377 --> 00:14:15,969 I'm so nervous about working with Nina today. 214 00:14:16,045 --> 00:14:19,442 It's like, now that we did it, I never want to see her face again. 215 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,843 Yeah, you did it, all right. 216 00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:30,935 Hey, hey! Look who's wearing a $27 sweater! 217 00:14:32,011 --> 00:14:34,170 Jackie, you can't keep that sweater. 218 00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:36,676 - Why not? - Because it's from Kelso. 219 00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:41,143 Yeah, but it's so pink and fuzzy that it just makes up for it. 220 00:14:41,211 --> 00:14:44,075 Kelso, she's someone else's girlfriend. What are you doing? 221 00:14:44,145 --> 00:14:46,134 I'm not doing anything. 222 00:14:48,377 --> 00:14:50,900 And it's working. 223 00:14:52,377 --> 00:14:54,309 Just take it off. 224 00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:56,935 Leave it on. 225 00:14:57,011 --> 00:14:59,374 Take it off. Let's see some skin. 226 00:15:00,477 --> 00:15:03,534 Yeah. Take it off. 227 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:08,373 - Why is everyone against me? - Because you're telling a girl to keep her top on. 228 00:15:09,477 --> 00:15:12,375 That's true. Take it off. 229 00:15:16,145 --> 00:15:18,077 - Hi. - Hello. 230 00:15:18,145 --> 00:15:20,201 - Go ahead. - After you. 231 00:15:20,277 --> 00:15:22,573 - Here. Let me, um- - I know how it goes. 232 00:15:22,644 --> 00:15:24,576 Okay. Just- I'm just trying to help. 233 00:15:24,644 --> 00:15:26,576 Now it's stuck! 234 00:15:26,644 --> 00:15:28,576 You just have to give it a yank. 235 00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:30,633 This is just like last night! 236 00:15:33,244 --> 00:15:38,176 Okay. Where's Red? I just found out he called my daughter a dumb-ass. 237 00:15:38,244 --> 00:15:41,733 - What? - Well, I really thought I was getting through to him. 238 00:15:41,811 --> 00:15:44,709 But then he snuck a "dumb-ass" in. 239 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,676 That is a hurtful word. 240 00:15:47,744 --> 00:15:50,108 You got to do something about your husband, Kitty. 241 00:15:50,177 --> 00:15:52,144 You guys'd be lucky to get Donna. 242 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:55,109 If anything, she's gonna pretty your family up. 243 00:15:57,377 --> 00:15:59,309 Excuse me? 244 00:15:59,377 --> 00:16:02,901 I'm just sayin', we're a voluptuous bunch. 245 00:16:04,611 --> 00:16:07,338 Mom, you need to talk to Dad. 246 00:16:07,411 --> 00:16:10,809 I don't know why you're surprised he's upset. 247 00:16:10,878 --> 00:16:12,867 Why did you have to get engaged? 248 00:16:12,945 --> 00:16:17,604 And why did you have to tell your father? He's not stable, Eric. 249 00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:21,934 Okay, fine. I'll talk to him myself. 250 00:16:22,011 --> 00:16:25,909 Eric, be careful. I looked deep into Red's eyes, and I saw- 251 00:16:25,978 --> 00:16:29,239 Well, I just saw me upside down and tiny, but he looked mad. 252 00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:33,838 You know what? I don't care. I'm going down to Price Mart. 253 00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:37,468 And if I don't come back, then, Donna, please move on with your life. 254 00:16:39,411 --> 00:16:43,969 Wedding or no wedding, we're still getting one of those triple-decker cakes. 255 00:16:50,078 --> 00:16:53,908 Oh, working with someone you have had sex with is the worst thing ever. 256 00:16:55,244 --> 00:16:58,233 I don't know how Donny and Marie do it. 257 00:17:04,011 --> 00:17:07,807 You know, sex ruins everything. 258 00:17:07,878 --> 00:17:09,901 No, I disagree, Fez. 259 00:17:09,978 --> 00:17:12,535 I mean, sure, the first time can be awkward. 260 00:17:12,611 --> 00:17:14,577 Well, it wasn't for me and Jackie. 261 00:17:15,844 --> 00:17:18,003 You know, maybe I should tell the story. 262 00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:22,342 Yeah. It's a great story, Hyde. 263 00:17:22,411 --> 00:17:26,605 You know what, Kelso? It's gettin' real old. 264 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:30,371 And the story I remember after your first time was you didn't call her for a week. 265 00:17:30,444 --> 00:17:33,308 I was gonna skip that part. 266 00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:36,343 Wait. That's right. You didn't call me. 267 00:17:36,411 --> 00:17:39,003 Oh. That's because he was thinking about breaking up with you. 268 00:17:39,077 --> 00:17:41,475 What? 269 00:17:41,544 --> 00:17:44,840 No, I told you. I didn't call you 'cause we were having our phones cleaned! 270 00:17:48,578 --> 00:17:50,601 And then to get back on your good side... 271 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,940 he bought you a stupid stuffed unicorn. 272 00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:57,268 Fluffycakes? 273 00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:02,972 Fluffycakes is tainted? 274 00:18:04,611 --> 00:18:06,702 See, he wanted something from you. 275 00:18:06,778 --> 00:18:09,243 So he bought you a present. Sound familiar? 276 00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:13,073 Michael, why did you buy me this sweater? 277 00:18:13,144 --> 00:18:16,269 All right. It's time to come clean. 278 00:18:17,611 --> 00:18:19,804 I stole the sweater! 279 00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:28,042 Fine. You know what? Forget it. 280 00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,133 I don't want it, so just take it. 281 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,306 Now we're talking. Give us a little dance. 282 00:18:38,844 --> 00:18:42,435 Told you it wouldn't work. 283 00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:45,409 I wasn't doing anything! 284 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,437 Hey, let's not fight. 285 00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,909 We all saw a littleJackie side-boob. I think we all won. 286 00:19:01,878 --> 00:19:04,241 - Hi, Fez. Okay, look- - Nina... 287 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,743 I know what you're going to say. 288 00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:09,299 The other night was awful, and you just want to be friends. 289 00:19:09,377 --> 00:19:11,968 No. I was going to say, the other night was awful... 290 00:19:12,044 --> 00:19:14,875 and we should practice and get better at it. 291 00:19:17,711 --> 00:19:21,803 Oh. Well, I have to say, I don't hate the sound of that. 292 00:19:21,878 --> 00:19:27,242 So, um, uh, should I make an appointment, or- 293 00:19:27,311 --> 00:19:30,106 - Just get in the house. - Okay. One second. 294 00:19:31,611 --> 00:19:33,873 I'm going to do it again! I'm going to do it again! 295 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,301 Okay, Dad. You can ignore me... 296 00:19:40,377 --> 00:19:42,900 and you can call my girlfriend names, but here's the thing. 297 00:19:42,977 --> 00:19:46,740 Donna and I are getting married. Okay? Whether you like it or not. 298 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:51,004 But you're too young. And you're throwing your life away. 299 00:19:51,077 --> 00:19:55,840 Wha-You said I was throwing my life away when I quit T-ball. 300 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,703 And I was right about that too. 301 00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:03,736 You're not marrying her, and that's final. 302 00:20:05,144 --> 00:20:08,577 Well, Dad, you can't stop me. Okay? 303 00:20:08,644 --> 00:20:11,041 I'm gonna be graduating soon. I'll be on my own. 304 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:14,906 I have a job. I mean, I make enough money to pay for the wedding myself. 305 00:20:16,544 --> 00:20:18,476 Well, that's great. 306 00:20:18,544 --> 00:20:20,669 But you don't have a job. You're fired. 307 00:20:22,044 --> 00:20:25,306 - What? - You're fired. 308 00:20:25,377 --> 00:20:28,502 Let's see you pay for a wedding now. 309 00:20:28,578 --> 00:20:31,601 Punch out and empty your locker. 310 00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:34,268 Fine! 311 00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:37,333 - But I'm keeping the smock! - Give me the smock! 312 00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:49,142 - Jackie. - Hmm? 313 00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,142 Happy birthday. 314 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,438 Steven, you shouldn't have! 315 00:20:53,511 --> 00:20:55,500 Oh! 316 00:20:58,877 --> 00:21:01,036 It's a Led Zeppelin T-shirt. 317 00:21:02,377 --> 00:21:05,070 And it's used! 318 00:21:05,144 --> 00:21:09,133 Yeah, that's my favorite one. You're with me now, so I wanted you to have it. 319 00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:12,608 Oh! Steven, I love it! 320 00:21:14,144 --> 00:21:16,871 - Do I have to wear it? - No. 321 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:19,274 Steven, I love it! Oh! 322 00:21:33,711 --> 00:21:37,541 Well, that was a nice 20 minutes of silence. 323 00:21:37,611 --> 00:21:41,304 Who wants a little kick in their coffee? I know I do. 324 00:21:45,711 --> 00:21:48,074 You're the dumb-ass!