1 00:00:04,995 --> 00:00:07,723 Eric, what are you doing eating? 2 00:00:07,796 --> 00:00:10,455 Well, it's mainly for survival. 3 00:00:12,129 --> 00:00:16,084 But I also enjoy the fruity taste. 4 00:00:16,162 --> 00:00:19,992 I told you to replace the hubcap on the Vista Cruiser. 5 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:22,790 So, what is it? You're mature enough to get married... 6 00:00:22,862 --> 00:00:25,385 but not mature enough to replace a hubcap? 7 00:00:25,462 --> 00:00:28,724 Well, let's see. You took away my keys, so I can't drive. 8 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:31,785 And you took away my job, so I can't afford a new hubcap. 9 00:00:31,862 --> 00:00:36,659 You also took away my self-esteem, so I have no pride in my job or my possessions. 10 00:00:38,629 --> 00:00:41,094 For gosh sake, you've been arguing for two weeks. 11 00:00:41,162 --> 00:00:44,322 Now stop it. Help me with this crossword puzzle. 12 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:48,856 I need a four-letter word... 13 00:00:48,929 --> 00:00:50,861 for disappointment. 14 00:00:50,929 --> 00:00:53,259 Eric. 15 00:00:57,529 --> 00:00:59,790 It fits. 16 00:01:05,429 --> 00:01:07,951 Well, now, that can't be right. 17 00:01:09,362 --> 00:01:11,487 So, he's like, "Replace the hubcap." 18 00:01:11,563 --> 00:01:15,552 And I'm like, "Hey, why don't you replace the hubcap." 19 00:01:15,629 --> 00:01:19,754 And that is why I'm trimming the hedges. 20 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:21,761 Yeah. 21 00:01:21,829 --> 00:01:25,784 I only mess with Red when I really need the discipline. 22 00:01:25,862 --> 00:01:27,851 He's a total hard-ass. 23 00:01:29,563 --> 00:01:33,393 Hard-ass? Take another look, my friend. It jiggles when he wiggles. 24 00:01:35,995 --> 00:01:38,553 Man, I don't know what the hell the deal is with Leo. 25 00:01:38,629 --> 00:01:40,890 He told me to take a week off two weeks ago... 26 00:01:40,962 --> 00:01:43,724 - and I haven't heard from him since. - We need to find him... 27 00:01:43,795 --> 00:01:46,920 'cause we're all out of film, if you know what I mean. 28 00:01:46,995 --> 00:01:51,519 I need film. Then I could take pictures of Nina and me doing it. 29 00:01:52,663 --> 00:01:56,754 Fez, film doesn't really mean "film." 30 00:01:56,829 --> 00:01:59,920 Who cares? Because for the first time in my life... 31 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:02,359 doin' it really means "doin' it." 32 00:02:07,029 --> 00:02:10,291 So, I guess this is the way... 33 00:02:10,362 --> 00:02:14,522 an immature, engaged, high school dumb-ass... 34 00:02:14,596 --> 00:02:19,255 with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges. 35 00:02:21,795 --> 00:02:25,159 That was like eight burns in one sentence. 36 00:02:28,029 --> 00:02:30,621 An octo-burn. 37 00:02:30,695 --> 00:02:33,355 Let's get the hell out of here. 38 00:02:37,262 --> 00:02:41,319 Okay, you two, since you won't bond on your own... 39 00:02:41,396 --> 00:02:43,691 I have signed you up for the father/son competition... 40 00:02:43,762 --> 00:02:48,559 at this year's Point Place Paul Bunyan Pioneer DayJamboree. 41 00:02:51,795 --> 00:02:54,693 - Kitty, that sounds horrible. - Yeah, I agree. 42 00:02:54,762 --> 00:02:56,785 You hear that? We've already bonded. 43 00:02:58,962 --> 00:03:01,019 No, it's too late. It's for charity. 44 00:03:01,095 --> 00:03:04,289 Now, don't forget... 45 00:03:05,529 --> 00:03:09,017 your commemorative coonskin caps. 46 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,493 Huh. 47 00:03:17,563 --> 00:03:21,552 So that's what you'd look like with hair. 48 00:04:07,962 --> 00:04:10,053 - Hey. - I'd kiss you... 49 00:04:10,129 --> 00:04:13,562 but I'm afraid your hat will wake up and scratch my eyes out. 50 00:04:16,795 --> 00:04:21,490 So, you guys, Joanne has been chosen to emcee Pioneer Days. Tell 'em why, baby. 51 00:04:21,563 --> 00:04:24,722 I won the tobacco-spitting contest last year. 52 00:04:25,795 --> 00:04:27,954 What a lady. 53 00:04:28,029 --> 00:04:30,518 I'll be mannin' the hard-cider booth. 54 00:04:30,595 --> 00:04:33,891 It's a good way to raise money 'cause of all the drunks. 55 00:04:33,962 --> 00:04:38,452 Oh! Ooh, people are signing in. Come on. Get excited, you two! 56 00:04:40,995 --> 00:04:43,393 Well, howdy, newcomers! I'm Charlie Miller. 57 00:04:43,462 --> 00:04:46,985 You can call me Charlie. This is my son, Mitch. 58 00:04:49,562 --> 00:04:51,551 You can call me "ladies man." 59 00:04:52,829 --> 00:04:55,624 - "Ladies man." - Did somebody call me? 60 00:04:56,829 --> 00:05:00,761 I'm Red Forman. This is my son, Eric. 61 00:05:00,829 --> 00:05:03,091 You can call him dumb-ass. 62 00:05:06,329 --> 00:05:08,658 Well, we don't use the A-S-S word. 63 00:05:08,728 --> 00:05:10,956 We have a reputation to uphold. 64 00:05:11,029 --> 00:05:13,291 We're the two-time champs. 65 00:05:13,362 --> 00:05:16,123 Little secret, Red. I tell Mitch it doesn't matter how we do... 66 00:05:16,196 --> 00:05:18,128 as long as we're together. 67 00:05:18,196 --> 00:05:20,025 - And why is that, Dad? - 'Cause we bad! 68 00:05:20,095 --> 00:05:22,788 - Oh, yeah, that's right! We bad! - We bad! 69 00:05:22,862 --> 00:05:26,386 All right. Dad, they have a catch phrase. Hey, what's ours? 70 00:05:26,462 --> 00:05:28,451 Shut up, dumb-ass. 71 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:33,822 Yeah. Shut up, dumb-ass. Okay. Yeah. 72 00:05:37,528 --> 00:05:41,961 No wonder Leo hasn't told me to come to work. There's no work to come to. 73 00:05:42,029 --> 00:05:45,483 - Mmm, did he leave a note? - Nope. 74 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:47,551 Just this. 75 00:05:51,462 --> 00:05:55,360 You know, he looked dirty... 76 00:05:55,429 --> 00:05:58,156 but he always smelled like clean sheets. 77 00:06:00,429 --> 00:06:02,452 You're talking about him like he's gone, man. 78 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:05,324 He would have told me if he was leaving town. 79 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:09,328 Maybe... a U.F.O. Appeared. 80 00:06:11,562 --> 00:06:14,756 And it shot down a beam and made everyone... 81 00:06:14,829 --> 00:06:18,125 and everything inside the Fotohut vanish. 82 00:06:20,895 --> 00:06:23,452 Yeah, like an apparition. 83 00:06:23,528 --> 00:06:27,325 Kelso, you don't even know what an apparition is. 84 00:06:27,396 --> 00:06:30,623 Hey, if I can't use words I don't understand... 85 00:06:30,695 --> 00:06:33,389 this is gonna be one quiet afternoon. 86 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:38,027 Let's get started. 87 00:06:38,095 --> 00:06:40,357 "To make room for a new tradin' post... 88 00:06:40,428 --> 00:06:44,191 "Paul Bunyan needs to clear-cut 200 acres of forest. 89 00:06:44,262 --> 00:06:47,194 The first team to chop 25 logs wins." 90 00:06:47,262 --> 00:06:49,194 And... chop! 91 00:06:54,262 --> 00:06:56,523 Um, excuse me. My ax is stuck. 92 00:06:56,595 --> 00:06:58,584 Way to go, Mitch. 93 00:06:59,762 --> 00:07:03,421 - That's right! We bad! - Oh, yeah, we bad! 94 00:07:03,495 --> 00:07:05,518 Pull the ax out, Eric. 95 00:07:05,595 --> 00:07:07,561 I can't. It's really stuck in there. 96 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:12,027 And you think you're ready to be married. You can't even chop wood. 97 00:07:12,095 --> 00:07:15,527 What are you gonna do for heat in the winter, burn comic books? 98 00:07:15,595 --> 00:07:19,721 Hmm, I don't know. I guess I would probably just turn on the heater! 99 00:07:19,795 --> 00:07:23,091 How can Eric and Red be fighting already? 100 00:07:24,762 --> 00:07:28,217 Well, it's almost as if forcing them together against their will... 101 00:07:28,296 --> 00:07:31,262 and giving them sharp objects... 102 00:07:31,329 --> 00:07:34,556 wasn't really the best way to get them to make up. 103 00:07:36,329 --> 00:07:39,124 Another hard cider, Bob. 104 00:07:39,196 --> 00:07:41,128 Make it a double. 105 00:07:50,129 --> 00:07:53,356 Well, we couldn't find Leo. We just checked all his hangouts. 106 00:07:53,428 --> 00:07:57,656 - The Hub. - Alley behind The Hub. 107 00:07:57,728 --> 00:08:02,161 - Fatso Burger. - Alley behind the Fatso Burger. 108 00:08:02,229 --> 00:08:05,922 Hyde, when are you gonna accept the fact that Leo just bailed? 109 00:08:05,995 --> 00:08:09,223 Man, he would not leave without saying good-bye, okay? 110 00:08:09,296 --> 00:08:11,784 I know him better than I know my own father. 111 00:08:11,862 --> 00:08:15,056 I'd like to do it with Nina in an alley. 112 00:08:17,829 --> 00:08:19,818 My bare ass... 113 00:08:24,029 --> 00:08:26,654 pressed up against a cold Dumpster. 114 00:08:37,328 --> 00:08:42,091 You know, we're getting killed here thanks to your screwing up that last event. 115 00:08:42,162 --> 00:08:46,560 All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs. 116 00:08:50,695 --> 00:08:52,752 Well, I thought I'd score some extra points... 117 00:08:52,829 --> 00:08:56,125 by building the Millennium Falcon. 118 00:08:56,196 --> 00:08:59,650 The Millennium what? 119 00:08:59,728 --> 00:09:03,490 If that's a Star Wars thing, I'm gonna kick you in the ass. 120 00:09:05,562 --> 00:09:08,426 It's... not a Star Wars thing. 121 00:09:09,995 --> 00:09:12,324 It's a very rare falcon... 122 00:09:15,461 --> 00:09:18,257 that can do the Kessel Run in under six parsecs. 123 00:09:20,029 --> 00:09:22,290 Hey, just remember, guys. It's not whether you win or lose. 124 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,293 It's how you play the game. 125 00:09:24,361 --> 00:09:27,055 Unfortunately, you guys don't know how to play the game. 126 00:09:27,129 --> 00:09:30,856 Oh, hey. We don't wanna rub it in their face they're big losers. 127 00:09:30,929 --> 00:09:33,157 - Oh! - Oh! 128 00:09:33,229 --> 00:09:35,820 I don't know. It just came out. 129 00:09:37,495 --> 00:09:41,257 This is the worst Point Place Paul Bunyan Pioneer Days Jamboree ever. 130 00:09:49,981 --> 00:09:53,209 And now, the cow-milking event. 131 00:09:53,281 --> 00:09:55,839 Could you just award us our first-place points right now? 132 00:09:55,915 --> 00:10:00,745 It'd save a lot of time and embarrassment for our friends over here. 133 00:10:00,815 --> 00:10:04,077 You know, it kinda would. 134 00:10:04,148 --> 00:10:08,546 "Babe the Blue Ox needs lots of calcium to carry Paul Bunyan's lumber... 135 00:10:08,614 --> 00:10:11,341 "or his brittle bones will snap and he'll die. 136 00:10:11,414 --> 00:10:13,403 "The first team to fill their barrel with milk... 137 00:10:13,481 --> 00:10:16,447 and save Babe from osteoporosis wins." 138 00:10:19,614 --> 00:10:21,171 And... milk! 139 00:10:24,614 --> 00:10:29,478 - Um, hey! There's something wrong with our cow. 140 00:10:29,548 --> 00:10:32,014 Her things aren't workin'! 141 00:10:32,082 --> 00:10:34,877 You can't just yank on 'em. 142 00:10:34,948 --> 00:10:38,005 Red never was much for foreplay. 143 00:10:41,148 --> 00:10:43,670 - Keep it comin', Mitch. - This is amazing. 144 00:10:43,748 --> 00:10:46,180 It's like she was waiting for my magic fingers... 145 00:10:46,247 --> 00:10:50,577 to coax that sweet liquid right out of her teats. 146 00:10:50,648 --> 00:10:53,671 - Move over, Dad. I'll show you how it's done. - What makes you think- 147 00:10:56,681 --> 00:10:58,510 Go, Eric. Go. 148 00:10:58,581 --> 00:11:01,809 Well, honey, good for you. 149 00:11:04,281 --> 00:11:07,509 Mitch, they're winning. What happened to your magic fingers? 150 00:11:07,581 --> 00:11:10,376 Get off my back, old man! 151 00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:12,437 Dad, here. 152 00:11:15,281 --> 00:11:17,975 Team Forman wins! 153 00:11:20,082 --> 00:11:23,809 You let me down, son. I thought you were better than that. 154 00:11:23,881 --> 00:11:26,779 What are you gonna do? Lock me in the closet again? 155 00:11:26,848 --> 00:11:29,939 He locks me in the closet! 156 00:11:30,015 --> 00:11:33,242 It's a walk-in! It's a walk-in. 157 00:11:35,281 --> 00:11:38,941 So, Dad, what do you say now? 158 00:11:39,015 --> 00:11:41,674 Why are you so good at that? 159 00:11:47,715 --> 00:11:49,943 How are we gonna break into Leo's apartment? 160 00:11:53,015 --> 00:11:56,310 We need a credit card to slip in the door. 161 00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:58,438 Ponch used one on CHiPs once... 162 00:11:58,514 --> 00:12:01,139 and the lady he rescued was so grateful they did it. 163 00:12:01,214 --> 00:12:06,146 Kelso, if we had a credit card, we could buy a sledgehammer and break down the door. 164 00:12:06,214 --> 00:12:10,203 If we had a credit card, I'd be butt-deep in Jordache right now. 165 00:12:18,715 --> 00:12:21,545 - Oh, Leo, man. - I'm gonna kick him, see if he's okay. 166 00:12:21,614 --> 00:12:25,444 - Kelso, no. - Well, at least throw something at him. 167 00:12:25,514 --> 00:12:27,446 If he's asleep, he'll wake up. 168 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:31,970 If he's dead, you can say you threw something at a dead guy. 169 00:12:32,048 --> 00:12:37,571 Uuh! Aah! Officer, I have a prescription for that. 170 00:12:37,648 --> 00:12:39,841 No, relax, bud. We're just looking for Leo. 171 00:12:39,915 --> 00:12:44,108 Oh, he left. I'm his cousin, Eli. 172 00:12:45,414 --> 00:12:48,471 Really, he just left? He didn't call or anything? 173 00:12:48,548 --> 00:12:51,014 Oh, Steven, I'm sorry. 174 00:12:51,081 --> 00:12:53,741 Don't take it personal, Hyde. You know Leo never liked phones. 175 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:57,178 He said he could hear voices in 'em. 176 00:12:57,247 --> 00:13:00,771 By the way, he left a note. 177 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:04,008 Do any of you know a kid named Heidi? 178 00:13:04,081 --> 00:13:07,206 He means Hyde. That's me, man. The note's for me! 179 00:13:12,181 --> 00:13:17,045 "Dear Hyde, man. One day I stopped in Point Place for some gas. 180 00:13:17,114 --> 00:13:19,842 "Before I knew it, eight years had passed. 181 00:13:19,915 --> 00:13:22,574 "Whoa. That rhymes. 182 00:13:22,648 --> 00:13:26,842 "Anyway, I should get home to my wife. 183 00:13:26,915 --> 00:13:29,642 "Take care. You're a good kid, man. 184 00:13:29,715 --> 00:13:33,112 You're a good kid-man." 185 00:13:33,181 --> 00:13:36,079 See, I told you he wouldn't leave without saying good-bye. 186 00:13:36,147 --> 00:13:41,341 Oh, Steven, you really do love that old, dirty, little hippie. 187 00:13:41,414 --> 00:13:43,778 And, uh, he left you something else. 188 00:13:43,848 --> 00:13:48,837 He said that you liked "film," if you know what I mean. 189 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,005 All right. 190 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:54,536 I was hoping we could take something home. Put it in the shirt pocket. 191 00:13:54,614 --> 00:13:56,603 Holy hell! 192 00:14:02,915 --> 00:14:06,108 You know, Donna, I've been drinking- 193 00:14:11,514 --> 00:14:13,503 I mean, thinking. 194 00:14:16,915 --> 00:14:19,142 I want you and Eric to get married. 195 00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:23,605 Okay, even though I know it's just the cider talking... 196 00:14:23,681 --> 00:14:26,112 - yea! 197 00:14:26,181 --> 00:14:29,113 "Pioneer Pete is lost in the woods. 198 00:14:29,181 --> 00:14:31,545 "Assemble the map to find his bow and arrow. 199 00:14:31,614 --> 00:14:35,376 "And shoot the bell with the arrow and Pioneer Pete will appear. 200 00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:37,676 Do not shoot Pioneer Pete." 201 00:14:37,748 --> 00:14:39,680 And... go. 202 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:44,136 - Okay, this one goes here. - And this piece goes here. 203 00:14:44,214 --> 00:14:46,146 Come on, Mitch. Don't give up. 204 00:14:46,214 --> 00:14:48,612 Okay, Mr. "I Haven't Had AJob In Five Years." 205 00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:53,511 - So the bow and arrow are behind the feeding trough! - Go, go, go! 206 00:15:03,181 --> 00:15:06,875 Howdy, y'all! I'm Pioneer Pete! 207 00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:11,846 Look, Donna. It's me, your dad. 208 00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:16,578 Well, Mitch, I hope you're happy. 209 00:15:16,648 --> 00:15:20,671 How can I be happy? Our whole life is a lie. 210 00:15:20,748 --> 00:15:23,612 Am I really supposed to believe that Kathy is my little sister? 211 00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:28,579 She doesn't look anything like me. She is Cuban, for Pete's sake! 212 00:15:28,648 --> 00:15:31,079 And what about your Friday bowling nights? 213 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:34,011 I looked in your bowling bag. You know what I found? 214 00:15:34,081 --> 00:15:36,070 Butt-less chaps! 215 00:15:38,381 --> 00:15:40,313 What's with the butt-less chaps? 216 00:15:42,514 --> 00:15:44,979 Your mother's inhibited. 217 00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:54,209 Don't shake hands with that guy. 218 00:15:59,481 --> 00:16:01,743 I can't close my mouth. 219 00:16:01,815 --> 00:16:04,804 Can you close your mouth? 220 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,506 It's really starting to freak me out. 221 00:16:08,581 --> 00:16:10,570 Leo's the best. 222 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:15,147 Leo made me a grilled cheese once. 223 00:16:15,214 --> 00:16:19,306 He used butter and made the crust extra toasty. 224 00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:21,370 He forgot cheese. 225 00:16:23,681 --> 00:16:27,545 I'm gonna miss that grilled-cheese-makin' son of a bitch. 226 00:16:27,614 --> 00:16:30,705 You know, one time, I heard Leo talking on the phone... 227 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,905 and he was speaking Chinese. 228 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:36,538 So I said, "Leo, stop speaking Chinese." 229 00:16:36,614 --> 00:16:41,137 So he turned around, and it wasn't Leo. 230 00:16:41,214 --> 00:16:43,544 It was a Chinese guy. 231 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:47,606 You know, I'll never forget that. 232 00:16:49,548 --> 00:16:54,276 I'm just sad I'll never get to see his face when I tell him I did it with Nina. 233 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:58,075 Actually, I'd like to see my face when I do it with Nina. 234 00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:01,741 I bet I look like a stallion. 235 00:17:05,581 --> 00:17:09,604 So today we sit in this circle in honor of Leo. 236 00:17:09,681 --> 00:17:12,908 He was my boss. He was my friend. 237 00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:16,413 He was my connection. To Leo. 238 00:17:16,481 --> 00:17:18,470 To Leo! 239 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:24,606 Well, I found out... 240 00:17:24,681 --> 00:17:27,670 how much cider is too much cider. 241 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,942 A barrel? 242 00:17:31,014 --> 00:17:32,946 Shut it! 243 00:17:33,014 --> 00:17:36,469 Great news. Little Timmy Stinson cut his finger off in a whittling event. 244 00:17:36,548 --> 00:17:38,877 They're out. We're in second place. 245 00:17:38,947 --> 00:17:42,380 And if we win this next event, we'll be champions. 246 00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:45,141 And maybe even friends. 247 00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:52,513 Look, we've had a rough day... 248 00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:55,978 and we've both said some things that we didn't mean. 249 00:17:56,047 --> 00:17:58,808 But we've got to pull it together for this final event. 250 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,039 Just tell me where you go Friday nights. 251 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:05,876 I rent a motel room and I lock the door and I cry, okay? 252 00:18:05,947 --> 00:18:08,936 I cry like a damn baby. 253 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,540 Why do you need butt-less chaps for that? 254 00:18:13,847 --> 00:18:15,972 Okay, it's time for our final event. 255 00:18:16,047 --> 00:18:21,605 "Transport your gold in a genuine covered wagon to Pioneer Pete's"- 256 00:18:21,681 --> 00:18:23,942 You know what? I'm tired. Pull the wagons. Go. 257 00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:05,173 - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 258 00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:07,236 Ooh! 259 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:11,346 - Mm-hmm. - Who's bad? 260 00:19:13,348 --> 00:19:15,870 - We bad. - That's right. 261 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,674 - We bad! - We bad! We bad! 262 00:19:18,747 --> 00:19:24,112 Okay, it's time for Pioneer Pete to claim his gold! 263 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,910 I saw that, Donna. 264 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,169 Well, I'm sorry. I know you think I'm a disappointment and stuff. 265 00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:37,679 Hey. I'm proud of how we did. 266 00:19:39,414 --> 00:19:44,403 Look, I know what it's like to have your dad riding you all the time. 267 00:19:44,481 --> 00:19:47,935 My old man was always on me to go to engineering school. 268 00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:51,946 And when I didn't, he was so mad we didn't talk for a year. 269 00:19:52,014 --> 00:19:56,242 So, you're the softy in your family? 270 00:19:59,914 --> 00:20:05,074 See, my dad's vision for my life was wrong. 271 00:20:05,147 --> 00:20:07,772 Only I knew what was best. 272 00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:10,006 Not my dad. You understand what I'm saying? 273 00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:16,073 Wow. Are-Are you admitting that you're wrong... 274 00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,409 that it's okay for me and Donna to get married? 275 00:20:18,481 --> 00:20:20,844 What? 276 00:20:22,314 --> 00:20:25,041 No, no. 277 00:20:25,114 --> 00:20:28,103 I'm saying that my dad was wrong and I was right. 278 00:20:30,014 --> 00:20:32,537 Just like I'm right now. 279 00:20:33,947 --> 00:20:37,505 The point is, I'm always right, so break it off! 280 00:20:42,081 --> 00:20:44,945 Well, at least you're still happy for us. 281 00:20:45,014 --> 00:20:49,639 Please, Donna, I'm standing right here. There's no need to yell! 282 00:20:55,414 --> 00:20:59,437 You know what? I don't care what my dad says. 283 00:20:59,514 --> 00:21:02,673 I am more committed to this marriage than ever. 284 00:21:02,747 --> 00:21:06,111 Well, after seeing how you handled that cow, so am I. 285 00:21:13,613 --> 00:21:18,978 Okay. So you raise the ax, and you bring it straight down. 286 00:21:19,047 --> 00:21:22,502 - Okay? Raise. Bring down. - That's easy. 287 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:27,309 Now, it's all about leverage. You know, torque. 288 00:21:27,381 --> 00:21:30,608 Okay. I... don't know what either of those is... 289 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,612 but I'll give it a shot. 290 00:21:41,547 --> 00:21:43,480 - Let's get outta here. - Right behind you.