1 00:00:11,683 --> 00:00:13,672 It's the A-bomb! Duck and cover! 2 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:17,173 I bet Eric's trying to sneak out. 3 00:00:17,249 --> 00:00:20,272 Red, Red. Wait. Wait. What if it's a burglar? 4 00:00:20,349 --> 00:00:22,440 What's a burglar gonna steal from us? 5 00:00:24,049 --> 00:00:26,345 My Shirley Temple figurines. 6 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:31,479 Oh, I knew I shouldn't have told Liz Anderson about them. 7 00:00:31,549 --> 00:00:34,379 - Her nephew's been in jail, you know. 8 00:00:34,449 --> 00:00:36,415 Oh! Look at this. 9 00:00:36,482 --> 00:00:39,346 Some guard dog. You know, we could be trampled by Mongolians. 10 00:00:39,416 --> 00:00:42,473 This thing wouldn't even wag its tail. 11 00:00:46,716 --> 00:00:49,273 Hey. L-l-I heard a scary noise. 12 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:52,805 Good God. Are you nude? 13 00:00:54,215 --> 00:00:56,147 No. 14 00:00:56,215 --> 00:00:59,613 - I'm wearing my toga. 15 00:00:59,683 --> 00:01:03,206 - There it is again. - That's it. I'm gettin' my bat. 16 00:01:03,282 --> 00:01:06,715 All right. Calm down. It's probably just Steven trying to sneak out. 17 00:01:06,783 --> 00:01:11,545 What if it's not Steven? What if the burglar has Steven? 18 00:01:11,616 --> 00:01:14,707 Well, then we'll try to talk him into taking Eric too. 19 00:01:17,049 --> 00:01:19,981 - Okay. Let's do this. - Look at him. 20 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:23,478 Bare-assed and holding a plastic bat. 21 00:01:24,816 --> 00:01:27,111 That's your son, Kitty. 22 00:01:32,716 --> 00:01:35,546 What kind of burglar robs people on a weeknight? 23 00:01:35,616 --> 00:01:38,707 Doesn't he have a job to go to in the morning? 24 00:01:44,215 --> 00:01:46,704 - Jackie? - What the hell? 25 00:01:46,783 --> 00:01:50,078 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 26 00:01:51,149 --> 00:01:53,172 Forman, are you naked? 27 00:02:34,482 --> 00:02:37,471 Who the hell do you think you are... 28 00:02:37,549 --> 00:02:40,481 bringing a girl into my house in the middle of the night? 29 00:02:40,549 --> 00:02:44,481 And right in our basement. We keep our Christmas decorations down there. 30 00:02:46,049 --> 00:02:49,947 BabyJesus was watching. 31 00:02:53,182 --> 00:02:55,614 - I told you to look where you were going. - What idiot... 32 00:02:55,683 --> 00:02:58,205 leaves a LEGO set right in front of the door? 33 00:02:58,282 --> 00:03:03,010 You knocked over my space command center? 34 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:05,378 I spent three hours building that. 35 00:03:05,449 --> 00:03:08,812 All right. Now what is going on in my basement? 36 00:03:08,882 --> 00:03:11,747 Jackie's been sleeping here the last couple of weeks. 37 00:03:11,815 --> 00:03:16,646 Couple of weeks? This is not the Playboy Mansion, you know. 38 00:03:16,716 --> 00:03:21,444 - Look, nothing was going on. - Nothing was going on? 39 00:03:21,516 --> 00:03:25,073 Um, space command centers were ruined! 40 00:03:25,149 --> 00:03:29,241 Would you please go put some pants on? 41 00:03:29,316 --> 00:03:31,873 This is where I eat. 42 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:38,540 Jackie's only been staying here 'cause her dad's in jail... 43 00:03:38,616 --> 00:03:41,945 - and her mom's still not back yet. - Steven! That's private. 44 00:03:42,015 --> 00:03:44,607 Your mom's not back yet? You told me she came home. 45 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:48,944 Could we not talk about this? I'm fine. Okay? Everything is fine. 46 00:03:49,015 --> 00:03:52,004 - If you need a place- - No, no, no. I don't need anything. 47 00:03:52,082 --> 00:03:54,514 I'm only here 'cause... 48 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:57,605 I am such a tramp. 49 00:03:57,683 --> 00:04:02,012 So, I should just go home and try to control my dirty urges. 50 00:04:02,082 --> 00:04:05,980 Jackie, you're not going home. There's nobody there. 51 00:04:06,049 --> 00:04:10,004 All right. Look, Jackie. Tonight you can sleep in Laurie's room... 52 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:14,844 and then tomorrow, we'll track down your floozy mother. 53 00:04:14,915 --> 00:04:18,348 Honey, do you have any idea where she might be? 54 00:04:18,416 --> 00:04:24,280 Well, the last postcard I got had a picture of some guy with a bone through his nose. 55 00:04:24,349 --> 00:04:26,906 What is that, like, Tennessee? 56 00:04:30,115 --> 00:04:32,706 Hey, Donna. This just in: 57 00:04:32,782 --> 00:04:36,271 Your weirdo boyfriend sleeps in the nude. 58 00:04:36,349 --> 00:04:38,577 Yeah? So? I do too. 59 00:04:38,649 --> 00:04:41,342 Oh, yeah! 60 00:04:44,949 --> 00:04:47,676 Oh, I can see it now. 61 00:04:47,748 --> 00:04:50,237 And it is glorious. 62 00:04:52,582 --> 00:04:54,548 Excuse me. 63 00:04:56,782 --> 00:04:59,010 Jackie, I can't believe your parents are gone. 64 00:04:59,082 --> 00:05:04,447 - I'm so sorry. - Okay, everybody needs to stop worrying about me. 65 00:05:04,516 --> 00:05:07,380 I'm fine. I mean, how could I not be? 66 00:05:07,449 --> 00:05:12,972 Mrs. Forman did my hair and made me smiley-faced pancakes. 67 00:05:13,049 --> 00:05:18,072 Eric, this house is like a shabby hotel with really great service. 68 00:05:18,149 --> 00:05:22,172 Oh, hey, while you're visiting, here's my LEGO set and a picture... 69 00:05:22,249 --> 00:05:25,613 of the space command center. 70 00:05:25,682 --> 00:05:28,240 Okay? Get building. 71 00:05:28,316 --> 00:05:31,510 I swear to God, if my three-man escape pod doesn't fit the star bay... 72 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:33,740 heads are gonna roll. 73 00:05:34,748 --> 00:05:37,680 I have a question. 74 00:05:37,748 --> 00:05:40,146 If Hyde was in Hyde's bed... 75 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:42,806 and Jackie was in Hyde's bed... 76 00:05:42,882 --> 00:05:46,076 what exactly was going on in said bed? 77 00:05:46,149 --> 00:05:48,774 Nothing. She needed a place to sleep. 78 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:51,678 "Needed a place to sleep." 79 00:05:51,748 --> 00:05:55,976 Well, a bed is an interesting choice, now, wouldn't you say? 80 00:05:56,049 --> 00:06:00,175 Oh, shut up, Michael. It's not like we were doing it. 81 00:06:00,249 --> 00:06:03,477 Oh, come on, Jackie. 82 00:06:03,549 --> 00:06:07,708 You can't sleep in the same bed with someone and not be doing it. 83 00:06:07,782 --> 00:06:12,737 I've fallen asleep not doin' it and woken up doin' it. 84 00:06:12,815 --> 00:06:15,906 And that's why they won't put him to sleep at the dentist. 85 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:25,046 Guys, I don't know what's going on with Nina. 86 00:06:25,115 --> 00:06:28,445 I keep asking to meet her parents, but she keeps making excuses. 87 00:06:28,516 --> 00:06:32,346 It's probably the same reason I won't let you meet my parents. 88 00:06:32,416 --> 00:06:36,143 She's afraid you're gonna say something weird and embarrass her. 89 00:06:36,215 --> 00:06:41,546 Oh, please. I'm a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son-of-a-bitch. 90 00:06:46,215 --> 00:06:48,544 Hey, Fez. Right there. 91 00:06:48,615 --> 00:06:52,604 That's, like- That's, like, a really weird thing to say. 92 00:06:54,282 --> 00:06:57,271 Yeah, I mean, we're used to you, but, dude, you're weird. 93 00:06:59,249 --> 00:07:01,840 For Nina to let you meet her parents- 94 00:07:01,915 --> 00:07:04,813 I think what Kelso's trying to say is that... 95 00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:07,405 maybe you don't make the best first impression. 96 00:07:07,482 --> 00:07:09,471 Like, remember the first time you met my parents? 97 00:07:09,548 --> 00:07:13,776 - Mom, Dad, this is Fez. - Well, hello there. 98 00:07:20,882 --> 00:07:23,280 He did what? 99 00:07:25,149 --> 00:07:29,081 Yeah, and then it actually got even more disturbing. 100 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:33,745 Get this creepy bastard off me! 101 00:07:37,648 --> 00:07:40,808 I never heard that story. 102 00:07:40,882 --> 00:07:43,348 So how was Forman's mom? 103 00:07:47,115 --> 00:07:49,979 Well, at first she was giving me nothing, but by the end... 104 00:07:50,049 --> 00:07:52,640 she was giving me something. 105 00:07:55,249 --> 00:07:58,646 Yeah! She's spunky! 106 00:07:58,715 --> 00:08:01,045 - Man, I'd kiss your mom. - Oh, my God. 107 00:08:01,115 --> 00:08:04,309 How could Jackie's mother abandon her only child? 108 00:08:04,382 --> 00:08:06,371 I have half a mind to take this public. 109 00:08:06,449 --> 00:08:09,608 We could go on Donahue. 110 00:08:09,682 --> 00:08:12,546 No. Go on Carson. He's funnier. 111 00:08:13,949 --> 00:08:16,313 One time, the animal guy was on... 112 00:08:16,382 --> 00:08:18,779 his parrot dooked right on Johnny's head. 113 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:22,407 Dad, I think you're missing the point. 114 00:08:22,481 --> 00:08:24,606 We need to find Jackie someplace to stay, you know... 115 00:08:24,682 --> 00:08:26,671 where she won't be all alone. 116 00:08:26,748 --> 00:08:29,044 I can get her a room at the hotel I work at. 117 00:08:29,115 --> 00:08:32,547 No, Jackie is not staying in a hotel. We have an empty room right here. 118 00:08:32,615 --> 00:08:37,877 Kitty, every time we have an empty room, you wanna fill it up with a stray child. 119 00:08:39,215 --> 00:08:42,442 You're like the old lady who lived in a shoe. 120 00:08:45,848 --> 00:08:47,837 Did you just call me "old"? 121 00:08:49,182 --> 00:08:51,273 Okay. Okay. Here's what I think. 122 00:08:51,349 --> 00:08:55,406 Oh, hey, everybody! Mr. Nude has an opinion. 123 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:03,037 I'm sure we're all interested in what Mr. Nude has to say. 124 00:09:04,448 --> 00:09:06,381 Floor's all yours... 125 00:09:06,448 --> 00:09:08,381 Mr. Nude. 126 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:12,211 - Never mind. - I guess he was just thinkin'... 127 00:09:12,282 --> 00:09:14,406 about bein' nude. 128 00:09:14,481 --> 00:09:16,470 What is wrong with you people? 129 00:09:16,548 --> 00:09:20,140 There is nothing funny about a teenaged girl whose mother abandoned her. 130 00:09:20,215 --> 00:09:23,238 You know, we're allJackie's got. We can't just turn our backs on her. 131 00:09:24,949 --> 00:09:29,109 Donna, you're right. You tellJackie she can stay with us. 132 00:09:29,182 --> 00:09:31,977 What? No. No, she can't stay with us. 133 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:35,640 - Sure. She can stay in your room with you. - But- 134 00:09:38,982 --> 00:09:41,573 Oh, you're all gonna pay for this! 135 00:09:51,421 --> 00:09:54,979 I can't believe my dad's making me ask Jackie to move in with us. 136 00:09:55,055 --> 00:09:57,248 This is gonna be a nightmare. 137 00:09:57,322 --> 00:09:59,787 "Donna, where's your spirit?" 138 00:09:59,855 --> 00:10:02,117 "Donna, you're still hungry?" 139 00:10:02,188 --> 00:10:05,483 "Donna, your lumberjack head is blocking out the sun." 140 00:10:06,721 --> 00:10:10,517 You know, I'm not too big. She is too small. 141 00:10:10,588 --> 00:10:13,248 Okay, just for the record... 142 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:16,719 I don't sleep nude for any disgusting reason. 143 00:10:16,788 --> 00:10:18,947 I'm just a hot sleeper. 144 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,014 Okay, I'm not a hot sleeper. 145 00:10:23,088 --> 00:10:26,282 I'm 17 years old. I sleep right next door to the girl I love. 146 00:10:26,354 --> 00:10:28,445 Things occur to me. Okay? 147 00:10:28,521 --> 00:10:32,351 If I'm already nude, you know- It just saves time. 148 00:10:32,421 --> 00:10:35,910 Guys, Nina agreed to let me meet her parents. 149 00:10:35,988 --> 00:10:37,920 And to seem completely normal... 150 00:10:37,988 --> 00:10:40,647 I've come up with the perfect opening line for Nina's mother. 151 00:10:40,721 --> 00:10:43,153 "Hello, Mrs. Bartel. 152 00:10:43,222 --> 00:10:45,915 I can see where Nina gets her lovely ass." 153 00:10:47,955 --> 00:10:51,149 You're so weird, man. 154 00:10:51,222 --> 00:10:53,551 You know what? There's a way around that. 155 00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:55,814 I'm gonna make you so beautiful... 156 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,820 that Nina's parents don't notice how freakin' weird you are. 157 00:10:58,888 --> 00:11:01,979 Bein' beautiful-That's how I get away with stuff. 158 00:11:02,055 --> 00:11:04,044 Except my problem is I gotta tone it down... 159 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,179 'cause otherwise the chick's mom gets interested. 160 00:11:06,255 --> 00:11:08,743 Then we got a big problem. 161 00:11:10,088 --> 00:11:12,247 Let's make you man-pretty. 162 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:28,212 Okay. I've been thinking about what to do with Jackie. 163 00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:31,913 I think we're overlooking the mobile home option. 164 00:12:31,988 --> 00:12:34,818 Okay? You could park her right in the driveway... 165 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:38,877 and we'll all know she's safe in her own little, steel box. 166 00:12:38,955 --> 00:12:41,477 Donna, you have to let her stay with you. 167 00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:43,543 Come on. She's your best friend. 168 00:12:43,621 --> 00:12:45,712 She's not my best friend. 169 00:12:45,788 --> 00:12:47,913 Well, then, who's your best friend? 170 00:12:51,055 --> 00:12:54,384 Oh, crap! How the hell did that happen? 171 00:12:54,454 --> 00:12:58,682 Oh, look. Mr. Nude is helping. 172 00:12:58,755 --> 00:13:00,812 Mr. Nude, huh? 173 00:13:00,888 --> 00:13:03,285 That was my nickname in college. 174 00:13:03,354 --> 00:13:05,843 Dad, you didn't go to college. 175 00:13:05,921 --> 00:13:08,978 Didn't stop me from gettin' a nickname. 176 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:13,646 You all gonna be here for this? I don't thinkJackie's gonna be cool with that. 177 00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:16,152 Well, Steven, everybody needs support. 178 00:13:16,221 --> 00:13:20,677 Like this one time, I left the supermarket in a really bad mood... 179 00:13:20,755 --> 00:13:24,653 and then I met these very nice people, the Hare Krishnas. 180 00:13:25,821 --> 00:13:27,946 They sang me a song. They gave me some rice. 181 00:13:28,021 --> 00:13:30,112 It was just the little pickup I needed. 182 00:13:30,187 --> 00:13:33,745 You know, if I hadn't had to make dinner, I might've gotten into their van. 183 00:13:38,688 --> 00:13:41,677 Yeah, those freaks were hasslin' me once too. 184 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:45,983 So when they weren't lookin', I stole five boxes ofThin Mints. 185 00:13:47,788 --> 00:13:50,016 Kelso, those were Girl Scouts. 186 00:13:55,187 --> 00:13:58,415 Whatever, man. They were pushy. 187 00:13:58,488 --> 00:14:00,579 Here comes Jackie. 188 00:14:00,654 --> 00:14:02,586 Well, I think this is a big mistake. 189 00:14:02,654 --> 00:14:05,381 When this blows up in your face, don't come lookin' for me. 190 00:14:05,454 --> 00:14:08,909 I'll be bustin' up Forman's space station again. 191 00:14:12,388 --> 00:14:16,582 Jackie! Jackie, Donna has something she wants to ask you. 192 00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:18,643 - Donna. 193 00:14:18,721 --> 00:14:21,346 So, Jackie, we were all thinking... 194 00:14:21,421 --> 00:14:23,353 that you might come stay with me for awhile... 195 00:14:23,421 --> 00:14:25,853 since you're having such a hard time right now. 196 00:14:25,921 --> 00:14:28,716 God! I'm so sick of this! 197 00:14:28,788 --> 00:14:30,720 I don't have hard times! 198 00:14:30,788 --> 00:14:33,845 I'm Jackie Burkhart. I got voted head cheerleader... 199 00:14:33,921 --> 00:14:37,819 by the largest margin in cheerleader history. 200 00:14:37,888 --> 00:14:40,410 I have a wonderful life. 201 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:43,454 - Yeah, but, Jackie, your dad's in prison, and your mom- - I'm sorry, Donna... 202 00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:46,578 but you're just not popular enough for me to live with. 203 00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:50,778 I'm not popular enough? 204 00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:53,286 I was doing you a favor, 'cause I felt bad for you. 205 00:14:53,354 --> 00:14:56,320 Well, don't. Okay? I don't need to be your good deed for the day. 206 00:14:56,388 --> 00:15:01,912 Fine. There's the door. Don't let it hit your popular, little butt on the way out. 207 00:15:02,921 --> 00:15:05,045 F-Fine. 208 00:15:07,821 --> 00:15:11,514 Well, that was pretty hot. 209 00:15:16,988 --> 00:15:20,579 And that is how you make a canoe out of banana skins. 210 00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:22,643 Oh! 211 00:15:23,988 --> 00:15:26,545 They love me. See? There's nothing to worry about. 212 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:30,576 - Great. Then we should get going. - Oh! Oh! Don't go. 213 00:15:30,654 --> 00:15:34,313 Oh, it's such a pleasure having someone so exotic in our home. 214 00:15:35,821 --> 00:15:38,514 We're so happy that Nina has made a friend of you, Fez. 215 00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:44,043 Well, maybe it's because I'm so handsome and not at all creepy. 216 00:15:44,121 --> 00:15:46,747 And, by the way, I see where Nina gets her lovely ass. 217 00:15:52,121 --> 00:15:54,110 Hey, I was talking to you, Mr. Bartel. 218 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,053 Oh, my! 219 00:15:59,421 --> 00:16:01,580 Honey, you are really broadening your horizons. 220 00:16:01,654 --> 00:16:04,916 Having a friend like this is gonna look great on your college application. 221 00:16:04,987 --> 00:16:07,385 Yes. We always enjoy meeting Nina's friends. 222 00:16:07,454 --> 00:16:10,477 You keep calling me her "friend." Don't you mean, her "boyfriend"? 223 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:14,077 Boyfriend? 224 00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:22,819 - What's so funny? - You can't be her boyfriend. 225 00:16:22,888 --> 00:16:25,683 - Why not? - Because you're-What's the word, honey? 226 00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:28,880 - "Different"? - Okay. Different. 227 00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:33,480 Oh, I see. 228 00:16:33,554 --> 00:16:35,985 - You mean, "not white." - Fez, no. 229 00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:37,986 I think I'll be leaving now. Good day. 230 00:16:38,054 --> 00:16:40,714 - Fez, wait. - I said, "Good day." 231 00:16:43,054 --> 00:16:45,316 By the way, I hope you do not have a good day. 232 00:16:48,921 --> 00:16:52,250 And then when I asked her to live with me, she said I'm not freakin' popular. 233 00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:55,515 Am I not on the radio all the time as "Hot Donna"? 234 00:16:55,588 --> 00:17:00,782 Okay? There are "Hot Donna" posters all over town, objectifying me. 235 00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:03,616 Is Jackie being objectified? No! 236 00:17:05,454 --> 00:17:09,113 She only said that 'cause you embarrassed her in a roomful of people. 237 00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:12,949 It was like a damn telethon in there. The only thing missing was Jerry Lewis. 238 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:16,180 So, what, it's my fault, 'cause I didn't ask her right? 239 00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:20,714 Okay. How about when your mom left? 240 00:17:20,788 --> 00:17:23,618 Think how you would've felt if you walked into a roomful of people... 241 00:17:23,688 --> 00:17:27,381 everyone's talking about how sad your life is and how much they pity you. 242 00:17:27,454 --> 00:17:29,818 - Yeah. I guess I get that. - I'm just sayin' that... 243 00:17:29,888 --> 00:17:32,513 Jackie needs a place to stay, and it'd be really cool... 244 00:17:32,588 --> 00:17:35,850 if you can ask her in a way that doesn't make her feel bad. 245 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,716 Fine. 246 00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:41,253 But she didn't have to call me "unpopular." Okay? 247 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:46,276 Unpopular girls don't get free Slurpees from Tommy at the 7-Eleven. 248 00:17:46,354 --> 00:17:52,309 Donna, two years ago, Tommy tried to jump a school bus on his moped. 249 00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:56,445 He didn't make it, and now he gives everyone free Slurpees. 250 00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:05,120 So you see, Jackie, the reason I asked you to stay with me before... 251 00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:08,312 is because, well, you were right. 252 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:12,013 I am unpopular. 253 00:18:12,087 --> 00:18:14,110 Go on. 254 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:20,085 I'm, um, too tall... 255 00:18:20,154 --> 00:18:23,416 and-and red hair is gross. 256 00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:27,786 And, well, if I don't do something soon... 257 00:18:27,854 --> 00:18:31,014 my unpopularity is gonna follow me to college- 258 00:18:31,087 --> 00:18:33,076 unless you help. 259 00:18:34,087 --> 00:18:36,417 Please come stay with me. 260 00:18:39,654 --> 00:18:41,983 Jackie- 261 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,680 Help me be more like you. 262 00:18:49,287 --> 00:18:54,185 Well, as long as everybody knows I'm doing it for you... 263 00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:57,652 - I'll do it. - Great. 264 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:02,179 Hey, Donna. Thank you. 265 00:19:02,254 --> 00:19:06,619 - You're welcome. - Okay. First things first. 266 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:10,847 If you wanna be more popular, you're gonna have to break up with Eric. 267 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,079 What? 268 00:19:19,454 --> 00:19:22,908 You know, I have been called many names since coming to this country... 269 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,146 but I have never been treated like that before. 270 00:19:25,221 --> 00:19:27,914 Look, Fez... 271 00:19:27,987 --> 00:19:31,010 unfortunately, there are some people in this world... 272 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,780 that are gonna judge you on the color of your skin... 273 00:19:33,854 --> 00:19:35,979 or your funny accent... 274 00:19:36,054 --> 00:19:38,577 or that girlie little way you run. 275 00:19:42,221 --> 00:19:45,119 But you know what? You're not alone. 276 00:19:45,187 --> 00:19:48,312 Why do you think the Martians won't land here? 277 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:52,548 'Cause they're green, and they know people are gonna make fun of'em. 278 00:19:52,621 --> 00:19:55,610 You said it, brother. 279 00:19:55,688 --> 00:19:59,620 I just wish there were someplace in the world where prejudice didn't exist. 280 00:19:59,688 --> 00:20:02,381 Huh. Well, that's Canada. 281 00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:09,347 Yup. Good old Canada. 282 00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:11,387 They don't make generalizations about people... 283 00:20:11,454 --> 00:20:13,817 'cause they're too busy playing hockey or gettin' drunk... 284 00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:17,183 or putting maple syrup on their ham. 285 00:20:17,254 --> 00:20:22,118 - Fez, we need to talk. - Hey! He might not be from this country... 286 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,244 but he's beautiful, damn it! 287 00:20:27,854 --> 00:20:31,752 Nina, our relationship is over. My self-respect demands it... 288 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:34,252 and there's nothing you can say to make me change my mind. 289 00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:38,378 My parents are jerks. I wanna get back at them by doing it with you on their bed. 290 00:20:43,421 --> 00:20:45,909 Except that. Thanks, Kelso. 291 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,614 Fire! Fire! 292 00:20:59,121 --> 00:21:01,587 - What are you doing? - Well, look at this. 293 00:21:01,654 --> 00:21:03,778 Mr. Nude is still nude. 294 00:21:05,854 --> 00:21:08,752 - You're nuts. - Wow. 295 00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:12,218 Strong words from Mr. Nude. 296 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:18,077 We're doin' this every night until you put on some bottoms. 297 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,484 Fire! 298 00:21:21,554 --> 00:21:22,883 Fire!