1 00:00:05,189 --> 00:00:10,053 Donna, you're so sweet for letting Jackie live here with you while her mom is- 2 00:00:10,122 --> 00:00:13,418 - You know. - Whoring around Mexico? 3 00:00:13,489 --> 00:00:15,954 Donna, that is not fair. 4 00:00:16,022 --> 00:00:18,749 I think she left Mexico. 5 00:00:19,922 --> 00:00:22,081 Well, you know, Jackie and I might have fun. 6 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:24,281 - Sort of like a... slumber party. - Mm-hmm. 7 00:00:24,356 --> 00:00:28,186 Yes, late-night girl talk... 8 00:00:28,256 --> 00:00:30,518 hot oil massages... 9 00:00:30,589 --> 00:00:34,112 and the furtive whispers of, "We shouldn't!" 10 00:00:35,589 --> 00:00:39,521 And then, "Shh! It's okay!" 11 00:00:45,989 --> 00:00:50,285 - Is that all you're bringing? - Oh, um, just a couple more small things. 12 00:00:50,356 --> 00:00:52,821 - Out of the way, Jackie. - Comin' through! 13 00:00:52,889 --> 00:00:55,412 Got a buttload! 14 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,886 Heavy. Can't... feel... my fingers! 15 00:00:57,955 --> 00:01:01,682 - Yup! - Ooh. 16 00:01:01,755 --> 00:01:04,949 Jackie's panties! Hey, Hyde. 17 00:01:05,022 --> 00:01:09,716 If these babies could talk, I bet they could tell some pretty good stories about me! 18 00:01:09,789 --> 00:01:13,278 Yeah, I bet they'd have a French accent too. 19 00:01:13,356 --> 00:01:18,414 My girlfriend's panties, Kelso? Is that really a road you want to go down with me? 20 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:24,119 What's that, panties? 21 00:01:24,189 --> 00:01:27,053 Oh, no! I can't tell Hyde that one! 22 00:01:27,122 --> 00:01:29,644 Naughty panties! 23 00:01:32,722 --> 00:01:35,518 What's that, fist? It would be my pleasure. 24 00:01:44,322 --> 00:01:48,220 Here you go. One general-issue military cot... 25 00:01:48,289 --> 00:01:51,743 slightly used from my days in the National Guard. 26 00:01:51,822 --> 00:01:55,686 Well, it's good to know that the National Guard was gettin' a good night's sleep... 27 00:01:55,755 --> 00:02:00,313 while I was in the South Pacific dodgin' bullets and using coral as toilet paper! 28 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:06,017 So- I don't think there's gonna be room for everything. 29 00:02:06,089 --> 00:02:10,044 Oh, Donna, sure there will. I only brought the stuff I absolutely needed. 30 00:02:10,122 --> 00:02:12,452 All right. Where goes the horse? 31 00:02:18,955 --> 00:02:21,387 Guys, if I enroll in the police academy in the fall... 32 00:02:21,456 --> 00:02:24,047 I could be bustin' heads in a year! 33 00:02:25,655 --> 00:02:27,848 Freeze, dirtbag! 34 00:02:30,955 --> 00:02:34,410 Wow, you did make me freeze. 35 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:39,148 But I was a dirtbag long before you came along. 36 00:02:39,222 --> 00:02:41,881 Hey. Says here you're supposed to start getting into shape now. 37 00:02:41,955 --> 00:02:45,115 No, no, that's not for me. That's for the regular guys. 38 00:02:45,189 --> 00:02:48,848 I haven't done a lap in gym class since I had my eighth-grade growth spurt... 39 00:02:48,922 --> 00:02:51,820 and Miss Brady made me her special assistant. 40 00:02:51,889 --> 00:02:55,185 Guys! Look at this. I just got another collection letter... 41 00:02:55,256 --> 00:02:57,653 from the jewelry store about Donna's engagement ring. 42 00:02:57,722 --> 00:03:00,813 - I gotta get some money, or I'm screwed. - There's a job at the hotel. 43 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,378 My boss would have hired ya. Then he talked to Red. 44 00:03:05,389 --> 00:03:07,581 I gotta do something. This is a threatening letter. 45 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:10,451 "Call us immediately"? 46 00:03:10,522 --> 00:03:12,647 It's-It's in all capital letters. 47 00:03:12,722 --> 00:03:18,586 Look at you. Another dirtbag dodgin' his responsibilities. 48 00:03:18,655 --> 00:03:21,951 Not on my beat. Game over, dirtbag! 49 00:03:24,156 --> 00:03:27,316 Man, I wish I had some handcuffs. 50 00:03:28,356 --> 00:03:30,821 Here, use mine! 51 00:03:37,089 --> 00:03:39,078 I'm learnin' to do magic! 52 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,718 Jackie. 53 00:04:21,789 --> 00:04:24,187 I thought you were gonna put everything away. 54 00:04:24,256 --> 00:04:27,779 I did. The hardest thing was finding room for my shoes. 55 00:04:27,855 --> 00:04:30,980 But then I realized I could just fit them inside your shoes. 56 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:35,814 Uh-huh. 57 00:04:35,889 --> 00:04:38,719 Look, let's just get some sleep. 58 00:04:38,789 --> 00:04:41,085 - Good night. - Good night. 59 00:04:46,955 --> 00:04:50,682 Jackie! Turn that off! 60 00:04:53,855 --> 00:04:56,980 See, Donna, I need music to fall asleep. 61 00:04:57,056 --> 00:04:59,521 See, I wear earplugs so I can just barely hear it... 62 00:04:59,588 --> 00:05:02,520 but it needs to be loud enough, because I like the vibration in the bed. 63 00:05:04,122 --> 00:05:07,020 So, how am I supposed to get to sleep? 64 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:11,351 Think of something boring. You know, like school. Or Eric. 65 00:05:26,555 --> 00:05:28,544 Hey. 66 00:05:28,622 --> 00:05:31,588 I sold some of my albums to get some money for Donna's engagement ring. 67 00:05:31,655 --> 00:05:33,678 Made three bucks. 68 00:05:33,755 --> 00:05:37,551 Which means I am- Let me see, carry the one, um- 69 00:05:37,622 --> 00:05:40,214 Oh! Still completely screwed. 70 00:05:40,289 --> 00:05:43,982 They wouldn't take Anne Murray's Greatest Hits? 71 00:05:45,622 --> 00:05:48,588 Is this whole crazy world turning upside down? 72 00:05:48,655 --> 00:05:52,019 Be nice to Anne, okay? She's a beloved Canadian songstress. 73 00:05:52,089 --> 00:05:55,885 And I'm glad they didn't take her, because- Well, the worse I feel, the more I need her. 74 00:06:01,022 --> 00:06:04,284 Why do you have money? 75 00:06:04,355 --> 00:06:07,685 What'd you do, mug a Girl Scout? 76 00:06:07,755 --> 00:06:10,653 No, I've been selling my albums. 77 00:06:10,722 --> 00:06:14,779 Oh, I hope you didn't sell that "Froggy Went A-courtin"' record. 78 00:06:15,955 --> 00:06:18,978 You know, when we were toilet-training Eric... 79 00:06:19,056 --> 00:06:23,579 I'd say, "Does someone need to go a-courtin'?" 80 00:06:24,955 --> 00:06:27,921 And he would just run straight off and make a jobby. 81 00:06:32,689 --> 00:06:36,213 You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance... 82 00:06:36,289 --> 00:06:39,482 that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine. 83 00:06:40,889 --> 00:06:43,719 It occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law. 84 00:06:43,789 --> 00:06:48,721 Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot'll be 9/10ths of the way up your ass. 85 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:56,414 You know, Forman, you should write a book: 86 00:06:56,488 --> 00:06:59,386 Things My Father Threatened To Put In My Ass. 87 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:04,847 "Chapter One: His Foot." 88 00:07:06,089 --> 00:07:08,884 I'd buy that. 89 00:07:17,889 --> 00:07:21,878 - Ew! - Donna, don't you knock? 90 00:07:21,955 --> 00:07:24,217 Not when it's my room! 91 00:07:24,288 --> 00:07:27,221 Well, we're in here, so- 92 00:07:28,522 --> 00:07:31,977 Yeah, well, I'm in here, so- 93 00:07:32,056 --> 00:07:34,613 Hey, if you want to watch, I can get into that. 94 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,317 Have a seat on the horse. 95 00:07:42,355 --> 00:07:45,844 - Hey, how was your weekend, Roy? - Aw, pretty good. 96 00:07:45,922 --> 00:07:48,479 Think I might have met a woman. 97 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:52,147 - Aw, that's great, man. - She's stayin' at the hotel. 98 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:55,483 When I took butter to her table, she looked right at me and said... 99 00:07:55,555 --> 00:07:58,350 "Took you long enough." 100 00:07:58,422 --> 00:08:01,150 Huh? 101 00:08:01,221 --> 00:08:04,551 - All right! Here I am! 102 00:08:04,622 --> 00:08:07,349 Oh, Steven, meet our new kitchen assistant. 103 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:12,054 You hired Kelso? 104 00:08:12,122 --> 00:08:14,747 Do you know how many fires this guy's started? 105 00:08:14,822 --> 00:08:19,516 Three electrical, two chemical, and one that even surprised me. 106 00:08:22,288 --> 00:08:25,721 Well, I wanted to help him out, and he said he needed a job. 107 00:08:25,789 --> 00:08:29,915 Yeah, if I'm gonna be a cop, I gotta quit modelin', I mean- 108 00:08:29,989 --> 00:08:32,955 I can't have the perps lookin' at pictures of me half-naked. 109 00:08:33,022 --> 00:08:36,510 Oh, and, uh, everywhere I work, I like to feel at home... 110 00:08:36,588 --> 00:08:39,452 so I brought a little somethin' ofJackie's. 111 00:08:43,388 --> 00:08:47,445 Okay, uh, I think that's a health code violation. 112 00:08:47,522 --> 00:08:51,249 But I'm gonna look the other way, which is hard to do, 'cause- 113 00:08:51,321 --> 00:08:53,446 Look, panties! 114 00:08:55,422 --> 00:08:59,082 Yeah, I burned you with the panties again! 115 00:09:00,588 --> 00:09:04,384 Two days, two locations. That burn is on tour. 116 00:09:09,555 --> 00:09:12,680 I guess Roy didn't make things clear, but, um... 117 00:09:12,755 --> 00:09:14,948 all new hires are on probation. 118 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:17,544 So at the end of the week, I get to say whether you stay or go. 119 00:09:19,422 --> 00:09:21,980 Yeah, nice try. 120 00:09:22,056 --> 00:09:25,988 No, I'm serious, man. It's all up to me. 121 00:09:26,056 --> 00:09:29,544 So you might want to try and get on my good side. 122 00:09:33,989 --> 00:09:36,318 - Oh, uh, excuse me. - Yes, may I help you? 123 00:09:36,388 --> 00:09:39,183 Oh. Hello, Fez. 124 00:09:39,255 --> 00:09:41,653 Fenton. 125 00:09:41,722 --> 00:09:44,688 - You two know each other? - I don't want to talk about it. 126 00:09:44,755 --> 00:09:47,051 - There's nothing to say. - You can say that again. - Don't tell me what to do. 127 00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:49,553 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Maybe I would! - Then there's nothing to say! 128 00:09:57,955 --> 00:10:00,944 Yeah. 129 00:10:01,022 --> 00:10:04,146 Um, I have a question about this letter. 130 00:10:04,221 --> 00:10:07,449 I don't think I'm gonna be able to make a ring payment anytime soon... 131 00:10:07,522 --> 00:10:10,545 so I was wondering if we could work out some kind of deal. 132 00:10:10,622 --> 00:10:13,850 Fine. Here's a deal. Come up with the money by Friday... 133 00:10:13,922 --> 00:10:17,081 or bring the ring back to the store. 134 00:10:17,155 --> 00:10:19,713 What? Bring the ring back? No, I can't do that. 135 00:10:19,789 --> 00:10:23,152 You can and you will. No later than 5:00. 136 00:10:23,221 --> 00:10:26,312 I have a party at 8:00. I need the time to dress. 137 00:10:26,388 --> 00:10:30,150 Eric, you're going to want to do what he says. 138 00:10:30,221 --> 00:10:34,711 I've been at the other end of Fenton's stick, and that's not a place you want to be. 139 00:10:54,615 --> 00:10:56,604 Who am I kidding? 140 00:10:56,681 --> 00:11:01,340 After I can't pay for Donna's ring, no one's gonna be in love with me, honey. 141 00:11:01,414 --> 00:11:04,608 Must you mock me, Anne Murray? 142 00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:08,340 Kelso, because of your panty shenanigans... 143 00:11:08,414 --> 00:11:10,403 I'm banning you from the circle. 144 00:11:10,481 --> 00:11:13,413 I hereby ban you! 145 00:11:13,481 --> 00:11:15,811 I also hereby eat your burrito. 146 00:11:19,514 --> 00:11:23,071 Hey, Hyde? You're not the boss of me! 147 00:11:24,281 --> 00:11:28,179 All right. Well, you can't tell me what to do. 148 00:11:28,248 --> 00:11:30,407 Shoot. 149 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,242 Well-Well, at least I'm still my own man. 150 00:11:33,314 --> 00:11:35,303 No, I'm not! 151 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:43,039 What do you supposeJackie and Donna are doing in the room right now? 152 00:11:43,114 --> 00:11:45,046 Combing each other's hair? 153 00:11:45,114 --> 00:11:48,672 Applying moisturizer to their "all-overness"? 154 00:11:48,748 --> 00:11:51,737 Oh, to be a fly in that poop. 155 00:11:51,815 --> 00:11:55,577 All I know is I gotta go tell the woman I love that the ring I gave her for all eternity... 156 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,876 was actually for only six-and-a-half weeks. 157 00:11:58,948 --> 00:12:02,812 Life's more complicated than one of your simple little ditties, isn't it, Anne Murray? 158 00:12:02,881 --> 00:12:04,870 Anne Murray. 159 00:12:04,948 --> 00:12:09,073 - What do you know about hard times? 160 00:12:09,147 --> 00:12:11,636 Canada? 161 00:12:14,715 --> 00:12:17,510 You wanna borrow our shower? 162 00:12:20,047 --> 00:12:23,445 Jackie used up all our hot water bathing her dolls. 163 00:12:25,681 --> 00:12:29,078 Normally, I'd rather hose off in the driveway than ask you for a favor... 164 00:12:29,147 --> 00:12:33,375 but I'm afraid Bob'll want to act out some car-wash fantasy. 165 00:12:35,348 --> 00:12:37,541 You got me there! 166 00:12:39,681 --> 00:12:42,078 Come on, Jo-Jo. We can save water if we soap up together. 167 00:12:44,281 --> 00:12:48,043 And when they're done, I'm retiling the whole damn bathroom. 168 00:12:51,781 --> 00:12:53,713 Okay, so... 169 00:12:53,781 --> 00:12:57,940 you're absolutely positive that my hairnet has to be pink? 170 00:12:58,014 --> 00:13:00,708 It's gotta match your apron. 171 00:13:06,281 --> 00:13:09,179 You're pretty. 172 00:13:20,214 --> 00:13:25,272 Jackie, if you're gonna stay here, we need to set up a few ground rules. 173 00:13:25,348 --> 00:13:27,541 Okay? You can't just- 174 00:13:29,081 --> 00:13:31,570 What happened to our Led Zeppelin poster? 175 00:13:31,648 --> 00:13:34,671 Oh! I put up the Captain and Tennille instead. 176 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,704 No, no, no, no. No way... 177 00:13:38,781 --> 00:13:43,076 is my Led Zeppelin becoming the Captain and Tennille. 178 00:13:43,147 --> 00:13:46,307 Led Zeppelin wishes they could be the Captain and Tennille. 179 00:13:49,147 --> 00:13:51,942 What did you say? 180 00:13:52,014 --> 00:13:56,140 Hey, Donna. Um, I need to talk to you for a second. 181 00:13:57,848 --> 00:13:59,837 - Um... 182 00:14:00,947 --> 00:14:04,845 I have been thinking all day- 183 00:14:04,914 --> 00:14:06,903 About your eyes. 184 00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:09,607 What? 185 00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:14,874 Yeah, your eyes. They're so beautiful and shiny. You now what else is shiny? 186 00:14:14,947 --> 00:14:18,209 This diamond ring, which has to go back to the store because it isn't paid for. 187 00:14:18,281 --> 00:14:20,940 Because you can put a price tag on a ring, but, you know... 188 00:14:21,014 --> 00:14:23,708 who can put a price tag on your eyes? 189 00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:28,905 Only God, that's who. 190 00:14:28,981 --> 00:14:32,641 - You're taking back my ring? - Yeah. I'm sorry. 191 00:14:32,715 --> 00:14:34,647 L- 192 00:14:34,715 --> 00:14:39,647 Man, I wish there were another way, but my dad won't let me have a job, and- 193 00:14:39,715 --> 00:14:43,306 I mean, I can't make the payments. 194 00:14:43,381 --> 00:14:45,745 God, I'm really sorry. 195 00:14:47,047 --> 00:14:49,411 Oh, it's okay, Eric. 196 00:14:49,481 --> 00:14:53,140 I mean, it doesn't change the way we feel about each other. 197 00:14:53,214 --> 00:14:56,703 As long as we have that, I don't need a silly ring. 198 00:14:56,781 --> 00:14:59,008 Um, Donna... 199 00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:01,240 you didn't give me the ring. 200 00:15:06,381 --> 00:15:09,370 Yeah, l- I thought you'd think I did. 201 00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:12,312 All right. 202 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:17,269 Donna, I promise. 203 00:15:17,348 --> 00:15:20,109 - I'm gonna make this up to you. - 'Kay. 204 00:15:22,847 --> 00:15:26,007 Um, Donna, you gave me a quarter. 205 00:15:29,648 --> 00:15:31,637 Mmm, fine. 206 00:15:33,214 --> 00:15:36,976 Hello, Mr. Forman. And you. 207 00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:40,275 - Shut your filthy mouth! 208 00:15:42,581 --> 00:15:45,445 Look, here it is. Here's the ring back. 209 00:15:45,514 --> 00:15:48,412 - Oh, honey, that's paid for. - What? 210 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,969 Someone came in and paid through the end of next month. 211 00:15:51,047 --> 00:15:54,945 I'm not supposed to say who, but she sure was a pretty little number. 212 00:15:55,014 --> 00:15:56,980 I guess. 213 00:16:01,747 --> 00:16:04,407 You know what? It was Donna. 214 00:16:04,481 --> 00:16:06,969 I can't believe she'd go behind my back like this! 215 00:16:07,047 --> 00:16:09,275 I cannot believe that this man would go behind my back... 216 00:16:09,348 --> 00:16:11,507 and take what was given to me by God himself. 217 00:16:15,548 --> 00:16:17,740 All right. What happened between you two anyway? 218 00:16:17,814 --> 00:16:20,679 I'm too much of a man to say. 219 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,804 But it involved a half-off sale... 220 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:27,336 a crowded parking lot, and a pair of pants to make my ass look like an oil painting. 221 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,638 If you mean, "old and cracked," then I agree! 222 00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:38,808 - I'll see you in hell! - Well, I'll be wearing your pants! 223 00:16:43,514 --> 00:16:45,911 Okay, I'm feeling a little "in the way" here... 224 00:16:45,981 --> 00:16:49,379 so- I'm ju- I'm- 225 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:57,206 Oh, Roy. Hey, how's it goin' with that hotel chick... 226 00:16:57,281 --> 00:17:00,769 that was all over you, asking for butter? 227 00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:04,644 Well, I had this idea to surprise her with flowers? 228 00:17:04,714 --> 00:17:08,374 But when I did, she started screamin' and hittin' me. 229 00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:12,005 And I guess the lesson is, don't hide in someone's shower. 230 00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:14,570 I don't know what's wrong with chicks, man. 231 00:17:14,648 --> 00:17:17,704 If I came home and some strange girl was in my shower... 232 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:20,246 that would be the greatest day of my life! 233 00:17:20,314 --> 00:17:22,802 Yeah! 234 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,472 - So, w-what are you doin'? - Oh, Hyde's makin' me do his laundry. 235 00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:30,275 Then after this, I gotta clean out the toilets and hand-test all the mousetraps. 236 00:17:31,414 --> 00:17:33,936 This probation period is killin' me. 237 00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:37,276 Did Hyde tell you there was a probation period? 238 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,280 Aw, man! 239 00:17:39,348 --> 00:17:41,939 That guy really knows how to enjoy life! 240 00:17:44,248 --> 00:17:46,645 Wait. You mean, Hyde's just messin' with me? 241 00:17:46,714 --> 00:17:49,942 - I don't have to worry about gettin' fired? - If I didn't get fired... 242 00:17:50,014 --> 00:17:54,276 for hidin' in some woman's shower, I think your job's secure. 243 00:17:56,214 --> 00:18:00,669 Hey, guys. Kelso, be careful, huh? Some of those T-shirts are delicate. 244 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,236 Oh, I'm- I'm sorry, man. I'll be extra careful. 245 00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:06,405 I wouldn't want to do anything to screw up my probation period! 246 00:18:10,514 --> 00:18:12,638 Hey! I wanna play! Ah! 247 00:18:12,714 --> 00:18:15,510 Come on, buddy. Somebody spray me. 248 00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:20,206 Hey, Hyde. Maybe you could use these to dry off with. 249 00:18:30,081 --> 00:18:32,740 Probation period! 250 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:38,644 Jackie read my diary, Mrs. Forman. 251 00:18:38,714 --> 00:18:41,340 And she even wrote little comments inside. 252 00:18:41,414 --> 00:18:45,937 Yeah. Like, "Oh! This could never happen." 253 00:18:46,014 --> 00:18:49,071 And-And, "Donna, that guy was whistling at me, not you." 254 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:53,610 I can't take it anymore! I'm kicking her out. 255 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,737 But, Donna, the poor girl has nowhere to stay. 256 00:18:56,814 --> 00:18:59,746 She can't stay here! 257 00:18:59,814 --> 00:19:02,712 She can't stay anywhere near here. 258 00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:05,042 Bob was in our shower again. 259 00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:08,103 This morning, I pulled something out of our drain... 260 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:11,635 that I could not believe came off a human body. 261 00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:18,872 Oh! Donna. There you are. Okay, look. We have to talk about your makeup collection. 262 00:19:18,947 --> 00:19:22,345 ChapStick is not lipstick. 263 00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:27,039 Jackie, sit down. Look. We need to talk about you and me living together. 264 00:19:27,114 --> 00:19:29,046 - Donna! - Because it's just- 265 00:19:29,114 --> 00:19:33,513 I just came from the jewelry store. You can't pay for your own engagement ring! 266 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:36,512 This ring is from me to you, not from me to you, paid for by you. 267 00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:39,172 That's like cutting off my bal- 268 00:19:45,047 --> 00:19:48,013 lerina shoes. 269 00:19:48,081 --> 00:19:52,638 - I didn't pay for the ring. - Fenton at the jewelry store said a pretty little number- 270 00:19:52,714 --> 00:19:58,147 Oh, my God. Mom? You're the pretty little number. 271 00:20:04,947 --> 00:20:08,209 Well, l- I do like hearing that... 272 00:20:08,281 --> 00:20:11,008 once in a while. 273 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:17,179 - But I-I-it wasn't me. - Well, I don't know, Dad... 274 00:20:17,248 --> 00:20:21,873 some men might consider you- 275 00:20:21,947 --> 00:20:26,845 - You just can't stop talkin', can you? - Eric, I paid for the ring. 276 00:20:26,914 --> 00:20:28,403 - What? - What? 277 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,469 Look, Donna, I read in your diary... 278 00:20:30,547 --> 00:20:33,809 that you think I'm kind of hard to live with, and... 279 00:20:36,314 --> 00:20:38,303 well, I realized you were right. 280 00:20:38,381 --> 00:20:42,108 And I wanted to show you that I know, and I'm sorry. 281 00:20:42,181 --> 00:20:46,136 - And, well, thank you. - Huh. 282 00:20:46,214 --> 00:20:51,078 Well, gosh, Jackie, how very sweet, and... 283 00:20:51,147 --> 00:20:54,170 uncharacteristic of you. 284 00:20:54,248 --> 00:20:56,975 Well, I know how much you love that ring... 285 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,842 and I wanted to do something nice. 286 00:20:59,914 --> 00:21:02,436 - Wow, thanks. 287 00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:05,809 You know, Jackie, some people, if they want to be nice... 288 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:11,142 they just actually start being nicer on a day-to-day basis. 289 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,403 Yeah, I figured it'd be easier to write a check. 290 00:21:23,447 --> 00:21:26,005 - Jackie! Jackie! - Hmm? 291 00:21:26,081 --> 00:21:28,512 I heard something underneath my bed. 292 00:21:31,981 --> 00:21:35,777 - Fez? - Meow! 293 00:21:35,847 --> 00:21:38,006 Fez, the cat's outside. 294 00:21:38,081 --> 00:21:40,047 Woof, woof? 295 00:21:45,348 --> 00:21:47,905 Please, let me stay. I promise I won't make a sound. 296 00:21:47,981 --> 00:21:50,277 Well, I do make some sounds, but they're happy sounds!