1 00:00:04,275 --> 00:00:08,935 I'm telling you, the government has a car that runs on water, man. 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,634 They just don't want us to know, because then we'd buy all the water. 3 00:00:12,709 --> 00:00:15,266 Then there'd be nothing left to drink but beer. 4 00:00:15,342 --> 00:00:20,274 And the government knows that beer... will set us free. 5 00:00:22,809 --> 00:00:25,969 Hyde, you told us about the car a million times. 6 00:00:26,043 --> 00:00:29,066 Can we please talk about how hungry and horny I am? 7 00:00:30,609 --> 00:00:34,007 I wish I had a lady made of pizza. 8 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:37,065 Or a pizza made of boobs! 9 00:00:38,976 --> 00:00:41,635 Yeah, hungry, check. Horny, check. 10 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,231 It's getting a little old, Fez. 11 00:00:44,309 --> 00:00:47,003 God, I feel like I'm Luke Skywalker, you know? 12 00:00:47,075 --> 00:00:50,098 Remember when he was living on Tatooine before R2 and 3PO showed up? 13 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:53,938 Just workin' on Uncle Owen's water farm all day. 14 00:00:54,009 --> 00:00:57,873 Not even allowed to go into Toshie Station to pick up some power converters. 15 00:00:57,943 --> 00:01:00,670 Boring. 16 00:01:00,742 --> 00:01:04,674 Eric, enough with the Star Wars crap! 17 00:01:04,742 --> 00:01:06,674 Whenever you talk about that stuff, I frown. 18 00:01:06,742 --> 00:01:08,799 And when I frown, my skin wrinkles. 19 00:01:08,876 --> 00:01:10,865 And if I get wrinkles, my free ride is over. 20 00:01:10,943 --> 00:01:14,136 And I like my free ride! 21 00:01:14,209 --> 00:01:16,835 Yeah, we get it. You're good looking. 22 00:01:16,909 --> 00:01:19,636 Look, doesn't anybody have anything new to say? 23 00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:35,102 So there's this car that runs on water, man. 24 00:01:35,175 --> 00:01:37,403 It runs on water, man! 25 00:01:42,576 --> 00:01:44,508 Okay, Nina, I brought you the special. 26 00:01:44,576 --> 00:01:46,769 One small soda, one medium popcorn... 27 00:01:46,843 --> 00:01:49,673 and one large Fez, dark and sweet. 28 00:01:52,609 --> 00:01:55,200 Fez, you know I've had a lot of fun hanging out with you. 29 00:01:55,275 --> 00:01:59,139 Hey, 37 times of fun, to be exact. 30 00:01:59,209 --> 00:02:02,801 It would've been 38, but you know- And then again, I apologize. 31 00:02:04,576 --> 00:02:07,667 Now enjoy your meal. If you need me, I'll be smelling your neck. 32 00:02:07,742 --> 00:02:12,538 Fe-Fez, I'm starting to feel like I need some space. 33 00:02:12,609 --> 00:02:16,006 But I want you to know it's not you, it's me. 34 00:02:16,075 --> 00:02:21,531 Okay. Well, I guess tonight I'll be doing number 12,377 of the other thing. 35 00:02:25,342 --> 00:02:27,535 That's sort of gross. 36 00:02:27,609 --> 00:02:30,268 Hey, it may be gross, but that's the way I learned how to count. 37 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,374 Six Million Dollar Man. 38 00:03:13,442 --> 00:03:17,272 That's like a $20 jumpsuit and a $4 haircut. 39 00:03:18,843 --> 00:03:21,741 Mmm. Where did all the money go? 40 00:03:23,242 --> 00:03:27,140 I think we've seen this episode. Yeah. 41 00:03:27,209 --> 00:03:30,369 And we were sitting in these exact same seats when we saw it. 42 00:03:30,442 --> 00:03:32,465 Actually, you were sitting over there. 43 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:35,007 I remember, 'cause I could see up your skirt. 44 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:42,036 You guys, we do the exact same thing every day. 45 00:03:42,109 --> 00:03:44,598 TV, snack, nap. It's- 46 00:03:44,676 --> 00:03:48,403 You know what? This isn't a basement. This is a nursing home. 47 00:03:48,476 --> 00:03:51,271 I know something new we could do. Jackie, Donna, get naked. 48 00:03:52,908 --> 00:03:55,568 The rest of you guys back off and give us some room. 49 00:03:59,342 --> 00:04:03,240 - Hello, friends of Fez. - Hi. Where's Nina? 50 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:06,139 She don't wanna hang out with me tonight. She said she needed space. 51 00:04:06,209 --> 00:04:09,403 - Ooh! - Uh-oh. 52 00:04:09,476 --> 00:04:13,169 That's the same sound you guys made when I told you I was gonna grow my bangs out. 53 00:04:15,509 --> 00:04:19,464 Fez, when a girl says she needs space, that means that she's dumping you. 54 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:21,770 You don't understand. She said it was her and not me. 55 00:04:21,843 --> 00:04:24,638 - Oh! - That ain't good. 56 00:04:24,709 --> 00:04:28,163 - Oh, what's the big deal? - Oh, man, I can't tell him. 57 00:04:28,242 --> 00:04:32,436 This is a job for someone who's cold, heartless and just inhuman. 58 00:04:32,509 --> 00:04:34,498 Jackie, go for it. 59 00:04:36,642 --> 00:04:41,097 Fez, when a girl says, "It's not you, it's me"... 60 00:04:41,175 --> 00:04:43,834 what she really means is it's you. 61 00:04:45,075 --> 00:04:48,064 - So I have really been dumped. - Yep. 62 00:04:48,142 --> 00:04:51,370 And here's another tip. When a girl says she just wants to be friends... 63 00:04:51,442 --> 00:04:54,567 it means she wants you to do stuff for her, but she's not gonna put out. 64 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:01,702 So, you know, heads-up on that one. 65 00:05:01,776 --> 00:05:06,003 Yep. Women'll screw you over every chance they get. 66 00:05:06,075 --> 00:05:09,007 That and breast-feeding. It just comes natural to 'em. 67 00:05:12,309 --> 00:05:17,139 So, Hadji's girlfriend finally came to her senses. 68 00:05:18,676 --> 00:05:21,335 What happened? She didn't wanna be a fifth wife? 69 00:05:23,175 --> 00:05:25,107 - Hadji. - All right. 70 00:05:25,175 --> 00:05:28,107 Well, it's her loss. The girls in my Friday night cribbage game... 71 00:05:28,175 --> 00:05:30,970 will be thrilled to have Fez back at the table. 72 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:34,668 You know what? At least Fez has a social life. Look at us. 73 00:05:34,742 --> 00:05:37,299 We're hanging out with my parents. 74 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:42,433 Yeah, about that. Feel free to get the hell out. 75 00:05:43,642 --> 00:05:46,869 Well, we can do better than this. 76 00:05:46,942 --> 00:05:48,874 You guys, we're gonna graduate in two months... 77 00:05:48,942 --> 00:05:51,602 and there is a whole town out there just waiting for us. 78 00:05:51,676 --> 00:05:55,699 We just have to, you know, grab the bull by the horns. 79 00:05:55,775 --> 00:05:58,571 Okay, but I tell you this from experience. 80 00:05:58,642 --> 00:06:02,767 If we're gonna mess with the bull, we better have an escape plan. 81 00:06:02,842 --> 00:06:05,502 Well, what are the popular kids doing tonight? 82 00:06:09,975 --> 00:06:13,339 Well, I'll bet they're not hanging around with their parents... 83 00:06:13,409 --> 00:06:16,341 giving them snarky looks. 84 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:18,806 I remember when the Brady kids got bored... 85 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:23,035 and then that fat kid Oliver showed up. 86 00:06:23,109 --> 00:06:26,939 It just all turned around. They got in a pie fight and everything. 87 00:06:27,008 --> 00:06:30,804 You know what? Kelso might actually be onto something. 88 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:33,034 Maybe we should look for someone new to hang out with. 89 00:06:33,109 --> 00:06:36,701 All right! We're gettin' a fat kid! 90 00:06:39,975 --> 00:06:41,907 You know, instead of adding someone... 91 00:06:41,975 --> 00:06:44,941 maybe you should think about weeding out a few. 92 00:06:46,309 --> 00:06:50,934 Like you and you and... you. 93 00:06:53,908 --> 00:06:56,897 - I'm your son. - I can't play favorites. 94 00:07:00,476 --> 00:07:03,805 You know, if you're looking for a new friend, how about Lance Crawford? 95 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:06,034 He's such a nice boy. 96 00:07:06,109 --> 00:07:08,904 Mom, Lance Crawford and I hate each other. 97 00:07:08,975 --> 00:07:12,237 You're just obsessed with getting his mother's peach cobbler recipe. 98 00:07:12,309 --> 00:07:16,264 Well, what kind of a woman keeps a recipe a secret? 99 00:07:16,342 --> 00:07:20,274 If that recipe were the polio vaccine, we'd all be in wheelchairs! 100 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:27,769 I don't like Lance Crawford. He's always staring at me in this really creepy way. 101 00:07:27,842 --> 00:07:31,002 And this one time, I saw him fiddling around in my locker. 102 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:36,406 When I opened it, there was a rose inside, and my gym socks were missing. 103 00:07:36,476 --> 00:07:40,431 Donna, a little advice. You're not gonna want those socks back. 104 00:07:49,641 --> 00:07:52,164 I can't think of anyone new I wanna hang out with. 105 00:07:52,242 --> 00:07:55,969 All the girls I know are either too snobby or too slutty. 106 00:07:56,042 --> 00:08:00,236 Yeah, I'm not good with the snobs, but slutty's my bread and butter. 107 00:08:00,309 --> 00:08:05,673 You know, what we need are people with stuff to offer, like Mark Herman. 108 00:08:05,741 --> 00:08:08,105 He's got that dirt bike. I always liked him. 109 00:08:08,175 --> 00:08:10,868 - Sold it last week. - That punk. He's out. 110 00:08:10,942 --> 00:08:14,568 Hey, Carrie Gerber has a trampoline. 111 00:08:14,641 --> 00:08:17,233 Carrie Gerber also has a big, hairy mole. 112 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:19,900 I don't wanna be bouncing around and get tangled up in that. 113 00:08:21,242 --> 00:08:24,572 Eric. Eric. 114 00:08:24,641 --> 00:08:27,698 Honey, there's someone here to see you. 115 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:31,935 Mom, if it's another one of Dad's Marine Corps recruiters, I'm gonna run away. 116 00:08:32,008 --> 00:08:33,997 I swear. 117 00:08:38,641 --> 00:08:40,732 Lance Crawford? Mom! 118 00:08:40,808 --> 00:08:43,297 Hello, Eric. Your father and I were just discussing... 119 00:08:43,375 --> 00:08:47,739 how unrealistically space travel is portrayed in Star Wars. 120 00:08:47,808 --> 00:08:50,831 It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. 121 00:08:50,908 --> 00:08:56,068 - You either buy it or you don't. - What a lively conversation. 122 00:08:56,142 --> 00:08:59,438 - I'll get some sodas. - No, please. Allow me. 123 00:08:59,509 --> 00:09:03,941 Why don't you stay here and chat with Mr. Unrealistic Space Travel. 124 00:09:04,008 --> 00:09:06,236 Yes, I'd love to explain the practical impossibility... 125 00:09:06,309 --> 00:09:09,537 of the so-called light saber. 126 00:09:09,608 --> 00:09:12,336 You son of a bi- 127 00:09:17,409 --> 00:09:20,204 Red alert, you guys. Red alert! Lance Crawford is in the building! 128 00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:24,205 - I'm gettin' the hell outta here! - Wait, wait, wait. 129 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:26,968 - What if he sees us sneaking out? - Oh, Donna... 130 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:29,031 leave one of your socks behind. 131 00:09:29,109 --> 00:09:31,597 What? It'll distract him. 132 00:09:41,042 --> 00:09:43,508 Nina, I thought we were so happy together. What happened? 133 00:09:43,575 --> 00:09:45,768 Fez, right now I'm at a point in- 134 00:09:45,842 --> 00:09:48,172 Oh, cut the crap, heartbreaker. 135 00:09:50,109 --> 00:09:52,098 I want the truth! 136 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:55,005 Okay, the truth is you're too needy. 137 00:09:55,075 --> 00:09:57,371 Too needy? 138 00:09:57,442 --> 00:10:00,067 I'm sorry, but a man in his sexual prime has needs. 139 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:04,839 And you are lucky to have such a stallion at your disposal. 140 00:10:05,908 --> 00:10:07,965 No, your needs are fine. 141 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,769 It's your neediness that's the problem. 142 00:10:10,842 --> 00:10:15,468 - Then why didn't you say that? - I didn't want you to make a scene. 143 00:10:15,541 --> 00:10:18,564 You didn't want me to make a scene? 144 00:10:21,209 --> 00:10:23,936 You didn't want me to make a scene? 145 00:10:27,508 --> 00:10:29,441 Ha! 146 00:10:29,508 --> 00:10:32,997 You dump Fez! I dump fries! There's your scene! 147 00:10:34,309 --> 00:10:36,434 Here's a dollar. Sorry about the scene. 148 00:10:44,688 --> 00:10:48,950 Oh, poor Fez. Too depressed to leave his room. 149 00:10:49,021 --> 00:10:51,680 - That's it. You guys, we gotta cheer him up. - Knock first. 150 00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:54,743 If Fez is alone, I'm guessing he's not wearing pants. 151 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:59,648 Oh, awesome! Wait. Let's catch him. 152 00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:09,787 - Oh, wow. - Wow! 153 00:11:09,854 --> 00:11:12,877 Check out all this great stuff. 154 00:11:13,921 --> 00:11:15,853 Oh, my God. Is that a race-car bed? 155 00:11:15,921 --> 00:11:18,716 - I call shotgun! - Ay! 156 00:11:18,788 --> 00:11:21,811 Oh! Fezzie, come on out. 157 00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:24,854 I can't. I'm not wearing pants. 158 00:11:24,921 --> 00:11:26,910 Told you! 159 00:11:29,554 --> 00:11:32,816 Nina told me why she dumped me. She said I was too needy. 160 00:11:32,888 --> 00:11:35,854 Am I too needy? Tell me! I need to know! 161 00:11:35,921 --> 00:11:39,012 Fez, I'm sorry, man. 162 00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:41,145 You're the definition of needy. 163 00:11:41,221 --> 00:11:43,448 Remember, one time, you called me at 3:00 in the morning... 164 00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:45,680 just to make sure we were still friends? 165 00:11:47,288 --> 00:11:49,947 Look, if you wanna get Nina back, you gotta act like you don't care. 166 00:11:50,021 --> 00:11:53,953 - But I don't know how to do that. - Well, we can help you. 167 00:11:54,021 --> 00:11:57,680 Oh! We'll rebuild you like the Six Million Dollar Man! 168 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,181 Fez One to Control. We have liftoff. 169 00:12:04,255 --> 00:12:06,652 All systems are go. 170 00:12:06,721 --> 00:12:09,244 Proceed to eat candy. 171 00:12:10,621 --> 00:12:13,485 - Uh-oh. Emergency! Emergency! 172 00:12:13,554 --> 00:12:17,384 We are breaking up. I repeat, Nina and I are breaking up. 173 00:12:23,988 --> 00:12:27,113 Fez, a teenager, a boy with needs. 174 00:12:27,188 --> 00:12:31,018 Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. 175 00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:34,383 We can make him more appealing to Nina by making him less needy. 176 00:12:38,221 --> 00:12:42,119 We can make him cooler, suaver, aloofer. 177 00:12:43,288 --> 00:12:45,344 "Aloofer"? Is that even a word? 178 00:12:45,421 --> 00:12:49,286 We can make it one. We have the technology. 179 00:12:57,788 --> 00:13:01,186 - Initiate female reaction sequence. - Release the girls. 180 00:13:05,387 --> 00:13:07,853 Hey, Fez, looking good. 181 00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:13,251 Love the outfit. Totally bionic. 182 00:13:13,321 --> 00:13:16,311 You mean nothing to me. 183 00:13:16,387 --> 00:13:18,319 Oh, no. 184 00:13:18,387 --> 00:13:20,319 He's no longer needy. 185 00:13:20,387 --> 00:13:23,842 And because of that, I want him even more. 186 00:13:30,088 --> 00:13:34,577 Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. 187 00:13:34,654 --> 00:13:38,018 - Terrific job. - Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. 188 00:13:38,088 --> 00:13:40,179 - Whoa. Doctor. - Whoa. 189 00:13:40,255 --> 00:13:42,187 Doctor. 190 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,244 Oh, I see. In order to get Nina... 191 00:13:44,321 --> 00:13:46,947 I have to act like I don't need her. 192 00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:49,612 Well, fine. I don't need Nina. 193 00:13:49,688 --> 00:13:51,620 I don't need women. 194 00:13:51,688 --> 00:13:55,018 - I don't need anything! - Oh! 195 00:14:00,588 --> 00:14:03,713 Eric sure is taking an awfully long time with those sodas. 196 00:14:05,221 --> 00:14:07,345 I'm sure it's no reflection on you, Lance. 197 00:14:07,421 --> 00:14:10,478 He probably just wants to make sure a good friend like you... 198 00:14:10,554 --> 00:14:14,611 gets the freshest soda available. 199 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,018 I know Eric doesn't like me, Mrs. Forman. 200 00:14:17,088 --> 00:14:21,214 I only came over for the chance to see my beautiful Donna. 201 00:14:21,287 --> 00:14:23,276 And after I make my fortune in robots... 202 00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:26,912 I'm gonna come back to this Podunk town and buy whatever flour mill Eric is working at... 203 00:14:26,988 --> 00:14:29,977 fire him, and make Donna my wife. 204 00:14:30,055 --> 00:14:32,543 You're a creepy kid. You know that? 205 00:14:34,988 --> 00:14:38,148 Mrs. Forman, I think we both know the real reason you invited me over here. 206 00:14:38,221 --> 00:14:40,778 You're after Mother's coveted peach cobbler recipe, no? 207 00:14:40,854 --> 00:14:45,718 Your mom makes peach cobbler? I had no idea. 208 00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:49,479 Please, let's speak frankly. 209 00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:52,543 I have something you want, and you have something I want. 210 00:14:52,621 --> 00:14:57,383 W-We're not in a- in a position to just give you Donna. 211 00:14:58,387 --> 00:15:00,910 We could give you Eric. 212 00:15:03,921 --> 00:15:06,546 Mother tasted your stuffing at the Thanksgiving Turkey Trot... 213 00:15:06,621 --> 00:15:08,553 and ever since then she's wanted the recipe. 214 00:15:08,621 --> 00:15:10,746 I've been instructed to arrange a swap. 215 00:15:12,554 --> 00:15:15,850 Don't you have any weird friends to play with? 216 00:15:15,921 --> 00:15:18,352 Friends are for the weak. 217 00:15:26,354 --> 00:15:28,786 Okay, you guys. MeetJulie. 218 00:15:28,854 --> 00:15:31,116 She's got two horses, a brand-new Firebird... 219 00:15:31,187 --> 00:15:35,449 and her dad works for Six Flags! 220 00:15:35,521 --> 00:15:38,919 Hello, Julie! 221 00:15:38,988 --> 00:15:41,886 Hey, Hyde. Love your hair. 222 00:15:41,955 --> 00:15:45,250 You can touch it if you want. 223 00:15:45,321 --> 00:15:47,651 Oh, get lost, skankoid. We're all full. 224 00:15:49,821 --> 00:15:54,583 Damn, Jackie! She's got a Firebird and two horses! 225 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,745 We could've raced 'em! 226 00:15:58,421 --> 00:16:00,944 All right. That's it. I'm gonna go askJake Bradley. 227 00:16:01,021 --> 00:16:04,044 I know. We've all been thinking it, but no one's had the guts to ask him... 228 00:16:04,121 --> 00:16:06,552 'cause he's the quarterback, and we're a bunch of jelly heads. 229 00:16:06,621 --> 00:16:08,883 But you know what I say? I say we shoot for the stars. 230 00:16:08,955 --> 00:16:12,148 And that star is Jake Bradley! Jake Bradley! 231 00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:22,683 All right, Fez. There's Nina. Now remember, you're a new man. 232 00:16:22,754 --> 00:16:24,777 You don't need her or anything else. 233 00:16:24,854 --> 00:16:30,411 - Got it. I am cooler, suaver, aloofer. - There you go. 234 00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:38,682 - Oh, hi, Fez. - Oh, you wish, baby. 235 00:16:40,354 --> 00:16:43,377 Why don't you take your "Hi, Fez" act and try it on someone else? 236 00:16:43,454 --> 00:16:46,080 'Cause I don't need it. 237 00:16:49,487 --> 00:16:52,544 - Nice work, Fez. - Shut up. I don't need your accolades. 238 00:16:55,088 --> 00:16:57,576 How can you give away your stuffing recipe, Kitty? 239 00:16:57,654 --> 00:17:01,746 It's the one thing that we have that's better than everyone else's. 240 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,209 Our house? Crappier. 241 00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:09,476 Our son? Crappier. 242 00:17:10,888 --> 00:17:13,513 Our stuffing? Better! 243 00:17:17,888 --> 00:17:20,115 Okay, Lance. Here you go. 244 00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:27,516 Excellent. Mother will be most pleased. 245 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,281 Oh, you be sure to say hi. Such a nice lady. 246 00:17:30,354 --> 00:17:33,343 Please, Mrs. Forman, there's no need to keep up the charade. 247 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,980 Fine. She's cold. Get out. 248 00:17:39,621 --> 00:17:43,417 I just want you to know that I don't need these fries. 249 00:17:45,554 --> 00:17:50,384 I choose to eat them because I desire their salty taste. 250 00:17:51,454 --> 00:17:54,614 Please, just take the fries. 251 00:17:54,688 --> 00:17:59,985 You need me to take them, don't you? Needy bastard. 252 00:18:02,988 --> 00:18:04,920 Hi, Fez. Can I talk to you? 253 00:18:04,988 --> 00:18:09,352 Oh, you need permission, do you? 254 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,319 I think I was a little too hasty breaking up with you. 255 00:18:12,387 --> 00:18:17,342 - Really? - Yes. I like the new Fez. 256 00:18:17,421 --> 00:18:20,683 - What about the old Fez? - Not so much. 257 00:18:21,754 --> 00:18:23,686 You know what, Nina? 258 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,743 There's only one Fez... 259 00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:27,810 and that is a Fez with needs. 260 00:18:29,821 --> 00:18:32,116 And if you don't like that, then we shouldn't be together. 261 00:18:32,187 --> 00:18:34,176 - But, Fez, l- - Shh! 262 00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:41,281 Sorry, baby. It's over. 263 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:45,844 Oh, and, Nina, it's not me, it's you. 264 00:18:51,921 --> 00:18:55,011 Ladies of The Hub... 265 00:18:55,087 --> 00:18:57,349 why do we try to act like we have no needs? 266 00:18:57,421 --> 00:18:59,353 I have needs. 267 00:18:59,421 --> 00:19:02,319 For instance, I need a date for Saturday night. Any takers? 268 00:19:02,387 --> 00:19:07,752 You, blondie. You there, with the glasses. 269 00:19:07,821 --> 00:19:10,753 What about the redhead trying to cover her face? 270 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:17,812 12,378, here I come. 271 00:19:26,888 --> 00:19:29,581 Hey. So I went to see Jake Bradley- 272 00:19:29,654 --> 00:19:32,779 You mean- Jake Bradley? 273 00:19:37,354 --> 00:19:40,650 Yes. To see if he wanted to hang out. 274 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,982 And you know what Mr. Cool Guy was doing? 275 00:19:43,054 --> 00:19:45,543 Just hanging out in his basement with his friends... 276 00:19:45,621 --> 00:19:49,815 and they were watching The Six Million Dollar Man. 277 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,045 It was eerie. 278 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,382 Was there a skinny guy dating this really hot chick... 279 00:19:55,454 --> 00:19:57,579 who's way out of his league? 280 00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:02,846 You know, there was. 281 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:07,478 Wait. Does this mean we're not gettin' a fat kid to play with? 282 00:20:08,954 --> 00:20:11,318 No, man. We don't need anyone else. 283 00:20:11,387 --> 00:20:14,182 You know what? We've only got two months until graduation... 284 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,186 and we can't waste a second of that. 285 00:20:16,254 --> 00:20:19,084 Forman's right. Let's seize the day, man. 286 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,080 Hey, weren't we supposed to seize something, man? 287 00:20:27,721 --> 00:20:30,687 You know what the Six Million Dollar Man should have? 288 00:20:30,754 --> 00:20:32,912 A bionic nose. 289 00:20:32,987 --> 00:20:35,112 You could smell everything! 290 00:20:36,554 --> 00:20:39,486 Guys, all I know is that we should really appreciate this... 291 00:20:39,554 --> 00:20:43,350 'cause I don't think we're gonna be able to do this in college. 292 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:49,043 This peach cobbler is amazing! 293 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:53,143 Now, who would leave a whole pan of peach cobbler just sitting on a counter? 294 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:57,583 See? We don't need anyone else. 295 00:20:57,654 --> 00:21:01,518 We have lots of interesting things to say. Right? 296 00:21:03,454 --> 00:21:06,579 Hey, there's this car that runs on water. 297 00:21:07,588 --> 00:21:09,917 It runs on water, man! 298 00:21:22,454 --> 00:21:25,818 Careful. I know it looks like a race car, but it's really a bed. 299 00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:28,513 Please don't make a mess. The maid doesn't come until Thursday. 300 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:33,316 Watch it! That is a present from my cousin in Hong Kong. 301 00:21:33,387 --> 00:21:36,285 Who has been dropping Milk Duds on my carpet? 302 00:21:36,354 --> 00:21:39,343 Who has been dropping Milk Duds on my carpet? 303 00:21:42,187 --> 00:21:44,517 Screw this. I'm going to Eric's.