1 00:00:02,696 --> 00:00:05,423 Why do you think those hospital gowns have no backs? 2 00:00:05,495 --> 00:00:07,586 So the nurses can check out your ass. 3 00:00:09,729 --> 00:00:12,025 Look at this sexy stampede. 4 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:14,085 It's like Wild Kingdom. 5 00:00:15,996 --> 00:00:19,223 I will stalk their sexy herd like a lion. 6 00:00:19,295 --> 00:00:23,387 I cannot run as fast, but let's see a lion put on this much cologne. 7 00:00:26,163 --> 00:00:28,651 Oh, look, Red! 8 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:33,025 All of my colleagues gathered together to talk about health and medicine. 9 00:00:33,096 --> 00:00:36,119 And to drink until their livers turn into cocktail onions. 10 00:00:37,762 --> 00:00:40,319 - Red, it is not that bad. - Yeah? 11 00:00:40,395 --> 00:00:43,452 What about last year when you and your buddies took the bellboy's pants? 12 00:00:43,529 --> 00:00:45,188 Well, they were all wet. 13 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:48,456 Because you threw him in the pool! 14 00:00:48,529 --> 00:00:50,461 - Oh, hey, Roy. - Hi, guys. 15 00:00:50,529 --> 00:00:52,620 Oh, st-stay away from this batch of egg rolls. 16 00:00:52,696 --> 00:00:54,924 - They were on the floor. - Oh, you dropped 'em? 17 00:00:54,996 --> 00:00:57,587 No, I was lying down. 18 00:00:57,662 --> 00:01:00,651 You know, if I were God, this is what heaven would be like- 19 00:01:00,729 --> 00:01:03,160 pretty girls in white and free egg rolls. 20 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:07,151 Fez, I thought you said heaven would be French maids... 21 00:01:07,229 --> 00:01:10,128 with licorice hair and gumdrop nipples. 22 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:12,753 Oh, no, that's my 30th birthday. 23 00:01:15,329 --> 00:01:17,454 Hi there. 24 00:01:17,529 --> 00:01:20,018 - So, do you work here? - Yeah, I'm stuck here all night. 25 00:01:20,096 --> 00:01:23,994 That's good. 'Cause I'll probably be doin' some things I'll regret later. 26 00:01:24,063 --> 00:01:25,995 If you're interested. 27 00:01:26,063 --> 00:01:29,120 Thanks for the offer, but, uh, I have a girlfriend. 28 00:01:29,195 --> 00:01:31,821 What a coincidence. I have a room. 29 00:01:31,896 --> 00:01:35,794 You know, I... don't have a girlfriend. 30 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:40,294 But I have, uh, written several love letters to Barbara Walters, so, uh- 31 00:01:43,662 --> 00:01:47,287 Oh, Roy, you're goin' after the wrong ones, man. 32 00:01:47,362 --> 00:01:50,658 You gotta think like a lion and pick off the weakest member of the herd. 33 00:01:53,929 --> 00:01:58,224 Well, like that one, with the braces and the desperate eyes. 34 00:01:58,295 --> 00:02:01,125 Oh, she's not makin' it past sundown. 35 00:02:12,629 --> 00:02:15,390 Aw! Look at him. 36 00:02:15,462 --> 00:02:18,189 All tuckered out from a day of chasing nurses. 37 00:02:18,262 --> 00:02:22,160 Yeah, he's like a gigantic, horny baby. 38 00:02:23,162 --> 00:02:25,128 I bet he's havin' sweet dreams. 39 00:02:30,362 --> 00:02:33,260 Welcome to the clinic for sexy foreigners. 40 00:02:33,329 --> 00:02:35,727 Tell me where it hurts, baby. 41 00:02:35,796 --> 00:02:39,694 Oh, I have a bad case of horniness for nurses. 42 00:02:39,762 --> 00:02:44,091 What you need is a sexy sponge bath. 43 00:02:44,162 --> 00:02:47,027 I like the way you... operate. 44 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:51,451 How's that? 45 00:02:51,529 --> 00:02:54,324 - It's not bad. - But I sure am. 46 00:02:54,395 --> 00:02:58,122 Yes, you are, naughty nurse. 47 00:02:58,195 --> 00:03:01,026 Maybe you need a little spanking. 48 00:03:01,095 --> 00:03:03,028 Maybe I do. 49 00:03:06,128 --> 00:03:09,583 Now, why don't you turn your head and cough? 50 00:03:09,662 --> 00:03:13,492 Aah! 51 00:03:13,562 --> 00:03:16,858 - Oh, what's the problem, buddy? - Aah! 52 00:03:18,629 --> 00:03:21,254 - What's the problem, buddy? - Aah! 53 00:04:01,662 --> 00:04:06,492 So, anyways, Eric, me and Joanne feel real bad since Red fired you. 54 00:04:06,562 --> 00:04:09,323 So, we decided to get you a job... 55 00:04:09,395 --> 00:04:13,555 on account of we're pretty sure you're not gonna be successful on your own. 56 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:15,857 Isn't that great? 57 00:04:15,929 --> 00:04:18,656 See, now you can save up for school, and we can get married. 58 00:04:18,729 --> 00:04:23,161 Wow. I had heard crazy rumors that sometimes parents help children... 59 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:27,821 but I just always thought it was some kind of beautiful fairy tale. 60 00:04:27,896 --> 00:04:31,419 A position opened up at my company, and it's yours if you want it. 61 00:04:31,495 --> 00:04:35,018 Oh, my God! I'll take it. This is great! 62 00:04:35,095 --> 00:04:38,823 Yep. She's as generous in real life as she is in the sack. 63 00:04:44,529 --> 00:04:47,359 Wow, that's... wildly inappropriate. 64 00:04:47,429 --> 00:04:51,122 So, Joanne, about my new job- 65 00:04:51,195 --> 00:04:53,855 - I don't even know where you work. - The dog-food factory. 66 00:04:53,928 --> 00:04:55,861 The- 67 00:04:58,562 --> 00:05:00,687 The dog-food factory! 68 00:05:03,629 --> 00:05:05,857 I didn't see that comin'. 69 00:05:07,195 --> 00:05:09,286 - Hey! - Hey. 70 00:05:09,362 --> 00:05:11,919 - How was your day? - Oh, it was brutal! 71 00:05:11,995 --> 00:05:13,984 How can nurses wolf down mini pizzas... 72 00:05:14,062 --> 00:05:17,517 right after watching a film strip on butt rashes? 73 00:05:17,596 --> 00:05:20,858 Yeah. No, I know. Michael and I were hangin' at The Hub... 74 00:05:20,928 --> 00:05:23,894 - and he told me it's been tough. - What? 75 00:05:23,962 --> 00:05:26,428 No, no, no. You don't need to be hangin' out with Kelso alone. 76 00:05:26,495 --> 00:05:28,825 - Why not? - Because I don't trust him. 77 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,691 Yeah, but don't you trust me? 78 00:05:30,762 --> 00:05:34,125 No! 79 00:05:34,195 --> 00:05:37,286 Haven't you been paying attention? I don't trust anything. 80 00:05:37,362 --> 00:05:40,055 I don't trust the government. I don't trust the newspapers. 81 00:05:40,128 --> 00:05:44,493 I'm not even sure what time we think it is right now is really what time it is. 82 00:05:44,562 --> 00:05:47,187 But most of all, I don't trust you and Kelso alone together. 83 00:05:47,262 --> 00:05:49,194 All right. 84 00:05:49,262 --> 00:05:51,228 You know what? I guess I deserve that. 85 00:05:51,295 --> 00:05:53,988 So, I promise I won't be alone with Michael anymore. 86 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,926 However, I do think you're making a big deal out of nothing. 87 00:05:56,995 --> 00:05:59,791 That's what you said after you yelled "get off my boyfriend"... 88 00:05:59,861 --> 00:06:02,760 - when you saw Kelso kissing Annette. - Okay, what do I have to do... 89 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:05,260 to get you to stop bringing that up? 90 00:06:10,462 --> 00:06:12,394 I'm not doing that. 91 00:06:12,462 --> 00:06:14,553 Then I'm gonna keep bringin' it up. 92 00:06:17,095 --> 00:06:19,890 All right! Let's play some ball. 93 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:23,258 Why would you slap me on the butt? 94 00:06:25,229 --> 00:06:27,593 Is there something about me that would make you think... 95 00:06:27,662 --> 00:06:31,458 that I, a boy, would like you, another boy, to put his hand on my butt? 96 00:06:32,962 --> 00:06:36,224 Uh, no? 97 00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:39,420 Then keep your hands to yourself, butt-slapper. 98 00:06:41,462 --> 00:06:43,394 - Okay. 99 00:06:43,462 --> 00:06:45,428 - Let's just play some ball. - Yeah. 100 00:06:45,495 --> 00:06:48,393 All right. Me and Fez are shirts. You and Donna be skins? 101 00:06:51,562 --> 00:06:54,756 Once again, Kelso, you're not gonna fool me into being skins. 102 00:06:54,828 --> 00:06:57,817 Loosen up, Big "D." 103 00:06:57,895 --> 00:07:00,453 Fine! We'll be skins! 104 00:07:02,462 --> 00:07:05,985 Oh, look at Mr. Handsome taking his shirt off. 105 00:07:06,062 --> 00:07:08,823 As if that were something that I would dream about. 106 00:07:14,229 --> 00:07:16,195 Okay, what is your problem, man? 107 00:07:16,262 --> 00:07:18,251 It's just- 108 00:07:18,329 --> 00:07:21,727 Okay. Um... 109 00:07:21,795 --> 00:07:25,057 has anyone ever had a dream where you were with a girl? 110 00:07:25,128 --> 00:07:28,219 Oh, hell, yeah. Miss October. 111 00:07:28,295 --> 00:07:30,420 - Hey! - And-And you know what I said to her? 112 00:07:30,495 --> 00:07:33,620 I said, "Get the hell out of my dream, Miss October. 113 00:07:33,696 --> 00:07:36,457 I'm Donna's man." 114 00:07:36,529 --> 00:07:40,154 Now, has any of you ever had a dream... 115 00:07:40,229 --> 00:07:43,024 where you were with the opposite of a girl? 116 00:07:47,229 --> 00:07:49,218 Like two girls? Sure. 117 00:07:50,462 --> 00:07:53,587 No. See, I had a dream... 118 00:07:57,429 --> 00:07:59,986 and it was erotic... 119 00:08:02,596 --> 00:08:04,993 and it was about Kelso. 120 00:08:05,062 --> 00:08:07,857 - What? - Wow! 121 00:08:09,596 --> 00:08:11,857 Wow! 122 00:08:12,861 --> 00:08:15,123 That is awesome! 123 00:08:16,928 --> 00:08:19,894 Fez, you gotta tell us about this dream. 124 00:08:19,962 --> 00:08:22,360 Wh- No! You don't gotta! 125 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:27,492 Look at him! He's undressing me with his eyes right now! 126 00:08:27,562 --> 00:08:30,119 You undressed yourself, you son of a bitch! 127 00:08:31,128 --> 00:08:33,992 Fez. 128 00:08:34,062 --> 00:08:36,187 Tell us what happened. 129 00:08:36,262 --> 00:08:40,490 And-And don't be afraid to use colorful words like "sweaty"... 130 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,551 or "fondle" or "forbidden." 131 00:08:42,629 --> 00:08:45,322 - Go ahead. - Well... 132 00:08:45,395 --> 00:08:47,554 Kelso was a nurse. 133 00:08:55,162 --> 00:08:57,992 And there was sponging. 134 00:08:58,062 --> 00:09:00,789 Oh! 135 00:09:00,861 --> 00:09:05,658 But, hey, maybe- maybe the dream continued, and we went to find some girls. 136 00:09:05,728 --> 00:09:08,627 - Well, did it continue? - No! 137 00:09:08,695 --> 00:09:10,628 What could this mean? 138 00:09:10,695 --> 00:09:12,786 Well, isn't it obvious? 139 00:09:12,861 --> 00:09:15,123 It means that I'm gay! 140 00:09:27,362 --> 00:09:29,987 Why is the dog on the counter? 141 00:09:30,062 --> 00:09:32,255 He likes to be tall. 142 00:09:34,995 --> 00:09:37,291 Where are you off to, honey? 143 00:09:37,362 --> 00:09:41,124 Oh, I'm off to a little thing I like to call my new job. 144 00:09:41,195 --> 00:09:45,628 That's right. Despite both your best efforts to keep me and Donna from getting married... 145 00:09:45,695 --> 00:09:49,991 I can now afford to, because I got a new job at the dog-food factory. 146 00:09:50,062 --> 00:09:52,721 Dog food! 147 00:09:52,795 --> 00:09:55,284 Well, you finally made it, Son! 148 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:58,327 Hey, I'll have you know... 149 00:09:58,395 --> 00:10:00,452 I am the coupon liaison. 150 00:10:00,529 --> 00:10:03,653 Do you even know what you're getting yourself into? 151 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,593 When I pass that factory on my way home from fishing... 152 00:10:06,661 --> 00:10:11,253 I hold a dead fish up to my face, so I don't have to smell it. 153 00:10:13,661 --> 00:10:16,718 Seriously. Honey, dog food? 154 00:10:19,128 --> 00:10:22,026 That is the worst part of the cow. 155 00:10:23,195 --> 00:10:25,388 You won't last the day. 156 00:10:25,462 --> 00:10:27,394 - I will last the day. 157 00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:29,859 And you know what? Donna and I are getting married. 158 00:10:31,395 --> 00:10:33,418 And I'm sorry, but just because of your attitude... 159 00:10:33,495 --> 00:10:36,585 no one here will be getting the employee family discount on Pupper Supper. 160 00:10:36,661 --> 00:10:38,593 Thank you very much. 161 00:10:39,795 --> 00:10:41,761 Jackie! 162 00:10:41,828 --> 00:10:43,760 - I need to talk to you! - No. No, no. 163 00:10:43,828 --> 00:10:46,726 You have to go. I cannot hang out with you anymore. I promised. 164 00:10:46,795 --> 00:10:50,228 Jackie, I need to talk to you. Something happened that could tear apart the group! 165 00:10:50,295 --> 00:10:52,988 I don't care. Okay? You have to go right now. 166 00:10:53,062 --> 00:10:56,051 Jackie, Fez had a sex dream about me. 167 00:10:56,128 --> 00:10:58,321 You poor baby! 168 00:10:59,928 --> 00:11:03,292 What if he's in love with me? 169 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:05,953 I don't know that I can return those feelings. 170 00:11:06,028 --> 00:11:08,256 No, of course you can't. 171 00:11:08,329 --> 00:11:12,159 I mean, sure, he's supercool... 172 00:11:13,661 --> 00:11:15,889 and he's good looking... 173 00:11:17,295 --> 00:11:19,318 and we have a ton in common. 174 00:11:21,362 --> 00:11:24,055 - But I can't- - I know. I know, baby. I know. 175 00:11:24,128 --> 00:11:27,787 I just wonder what I did to make this happen. 176 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,952 I mean, should I have tried to be less desirable? 177 00:11:31,028 --> 00:11:36,120 Michael, the beautiful cannot be held responsible for the havoc our looks create. 178 00:11:38,861 --> 00:11:41,793 - That's true. - Aw. Come here. 179 00:11:42,962 --> 00:11:45,258 No one understands me like you do, Jackie. 180 00:11:59,728 --> 00:12:02,126 I told Jackie I don't want her hangin' out with Kelso. 181 00:12:02,195 --> 00:12:05,355 I walk in, they're playing couch Twister. 182 00:12:05,428 --> 00:12:08,587 And I don't know if something just happened or something was about to happen. 183 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,752 But you know what? I don't care anymore. 184 00:12:10,828 --> 00:12:12,760 - Have you talked to her? - No! 185 00:12:12,828 --> 00:12:15,351 Come on, man. I'm done talkin'. I'm just glad I saw them. 186 00:12:15,428 --> 00:12:18,360 Now I can be the bigger person and bail before she does. 187 00:12:18,428 --> 00:12:22,383 Yeah, that's what I should've done with Lauren. 188 00:12:22,462 --> 00:12:25,894 And Susan. And Janice. 189 00:12:27,228 --> 00:12:29,989 Ah, who am I kiddin'? I'm just makin' these names up. 190 00:12:33,061 --> 00:12:35,027 Hey, Roy. I just need to grab my check. 191 00:12:35,095 --> 00:12:38,186 Hey, Kelso, what the hell were you doin' with my girlfriend on Donna's couch? 192 00:12:38,261 --> 00:12:40,022 Huh? That wasn't me. 193 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,693 I saw you! 194 00:12:44,961 --> 00:12:47,427 Oh. Uh- 195 00:12:47,494 --> 00:12:51,517 Uh, well- Okay, look. It wasn't what you think. 196 00:12:51,594 --> 00:12:54,083 Um, it was totally different. 197 00:12:54,161 --> 00:12:59,991 See, Fez had this sex dream about me. 198 00:13:00,061 --> 00:13:05,050 And... I was, like, a nurse in it. 199 00:13:05,128 --> 00:13:09,026 And I was totally freakin' out, and Jackie was just comforting me. 200 00:13:09,095 --> 00:13:12,549 I mean, 'cause, you know- Fez had a sex dream about me. 201 00:13:13,828 --> 00:13:16,851 So your story is that you were with Jackie... 202 00:13:16,928 --> 00:13:20,621 because Fez had a boy-on-boy dream about you? 203 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,223 It's crazy, huh? 204 00:13:25,295 --> 00:13:27,988 Kelso, that is the worst lie you've told... 205 00:13:28,061 --> 00:13:31,118 since you claimed to be the prince of South Carolina. 206 00:13:33,561 --> 00:13:35,993 No, I'm not lying about Fez's dream! 207 00:13:36,061 --> 00:13:39,186 Wh- I was sponging him! 208 00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:43,994 It's the truth! 209 00:13:44,061 --> 00:13:46,390 Hey, I believe people have dreams about you, man. 210 00:13:46,461 --> 00:13:49,257 I mean, put a blond wig on, you're Goldie Hawn. 211 00:13:58,494 --> 00:14:00,585 I know that. 212 00:14:02,961 --> 00:14:06,393 Oh, Mr. Red. I need some advice. 213 00:14:06,461 --> 00:14:08,393 I had an erotic dream about Kelso. 214 00:14:15,728 --> 00:14:19,161 Well, Joanne, thank you for the factory tour. 215 00:14:19,228 --> 00:14:23,353 So, um, where is the coupon liaison office? 216 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,791 You're standing in it. 217 00:14:25,861 --> 00:14:29,259 Well, it's... big. 218 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:32,919 And, look, you have a window. 219 00:14:32,995 --> 00:14:36,518 Maybe someday you can climb up there and look out. 220 00:14:38,095 --> 00:14:43,425 Joanne, what exactly is the coupon liaison? 221 00:14:50,694 --> 00:14:52,683 Oh, oh! 222 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:55,693 Look, girls, there's the boys! 223 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:58,318 Hands off though. They're minors. 224 00:14:59,661 --> 00:15:02,184 Mrs. Kitty... 225 00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:05,193 we need your medical expertise. 226 00:15:05,261 --> 00:15:08,590 Honey, if you've got V.D., I'm not looking at it. 227 00:15:08,661 --> 00:15:11,059 No! 228 00:15:11,128 --> 00:15:14,026 Fez had a dream and- 229 00:15:14,095 --> 00:15:16,959 And I was doin' stuff to him in it. 230 00:15:18,427 --> 00:15:21,359 And I don't want to do it again! 231 00:15:21,427 --> 00:15:23,586 I'm scared to let him go to sleep! 232 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:29,117 See, Kelso was a nurse. And I had no shirt. 233 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,353 And he had a sponge. 234 00:15:32,361 --> 00:15:35,521 A soft one! 235 00:15:35,594 --> 00:15:38,458 Okay, boys... 236 00:15:38,527 --> 00:15:42,926 dreams are- are just compilations of what you experience during the day. 237 00:15:42,995 --> 00:15:46,927 - What did you do yesterday? - Um, Kelso and I looked at nurses. 238 00:15:46,995 --> 00:15:51,791 Um, oh, and I ate 39 spicy egg rolls that were on the floor. 239 00:15:55,028 --> 00:15:57,256 Well, spicy foods- there you go. 240 00:15:57,327 --> 00:16:02,385 You know, one time, I ate stuffed peppers before I went to bed... 241 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,189 and I dreamt that I ended a war... 242 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:08,954 by giving the prime minister a belly dance. 243 00:16:09,028 --> 00:16:11,858 So my dream didn't mean anything! 244 00:16:11,928 --> 00:16:14,621 Oh, thank God! 245 00:16:14,694 --> 00:16:17,660 I mean, I love you, Fez, just not in that way. 246 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:21,251 And my appreciation for your beauty is purely aesthetic. 247 00:16:25,095 --> 00:16:28,458 You know what, Fez? Maybe right now is not a great time... 248 00:16:28,527 --> 00:16:31,618 for you to be complimentin' my ass. 249 00:16:36,427 --> 00:16:38,393 Well, if it isn't the conquering hero... 250 00:16:38,461 --> 00:16:42,416 home from a big day of dog food. 251 00:16:43,861 --> 00:16:46,020 Hey, I had a great day, okay? 252 00:16:46,095 --> 00:16:48,356 And by the way, I'm nowhere near the actual food. 253 00:16:48,427 --> 00:16:52,087 I'm off with, like, the executives. 254 00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:54,024 - Really? 255 00:16:54,095 --> 00:16:58,891 Well, Schotzie sure does love the smell of executives. 256 00:17:00,861 --> 00:17:05,816 Okay, look. Okay, maybe Eric is working with dog food... 257 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:09,088 but he's not complaining, and he's not quitting. 258 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,649 And we're gonna get married no matter what you think... 259 00:17:11,728 --> 00:17:13,819 or how he smells. 260 00:17:14,894 --> 00:17:16,826 Aw, thanks, honey. 261 00:17:16,894 --> 00:17:18,826 - Don't touch me. - Okay. 262 00:17:22,561 --> 00:17:28,051 Look at you. You got that great dog-food job now... 263 00:17:28,128 --> 00:17:30,525 and plenty of dog-food money comin' in, and- 264 00:17:31,894 --> 00:17:35,417 I mean, you two are happy, right? 265 00:17:35,494 --> 00:17:38,154 - Very happy. - Yes. - Of course you are. 266 00:17:38,227 --> 00:17:40,785 And that's why I've changed my mind. 267 00:17:40,861 --> 00:17:45,190 This promising new career in dog food has convinced me... 268 00:17:46,527 --> 00:17:49,425 that you two are mature enough to get married. 269 00:17:49,494 --> 00:17:52,255 What? A-Are you serious? 270 00:17:52,327 --> 00:17:57,555 Absolutely. Hey, let's get you happy kids hitched as soon as possible. 271 00:17:57,628 --> 00:17:59,821 Like next week. 272 00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:03,358 Next week? 273 00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:06,655 Wow, that's- that's really soon. 274 00:18:06,728 --> 00:18:10,922 Yeah, l- Sooner than we thought. We were thinkin', like... 275 00:18:10,995 --> 00:18:13,927 - someday. - Yeah. 276 00:18:13,995 --> 00:18:16,756 - Yeah, someday. That's good. - Yeah. 277 00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:19,021 Well, what's the matter? I mean, uh... 278 00:18:19,095 --> 00:18:21,458 gettin' engaged is a silly, fun thing to do... 279 00:18:21,527 --> 00:18:23,755 but now that we're talking about an actual wedding... 280 00:18:23,828 --> 00:18:26,623 you're turning into a couple of dumb-ass kids who aren't ready? 281 00:18:28,527 --> 00:18:31,960 'Cause, I mean, if you're not ready- Heck, I got myself all excited for nothin'. 282 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,017 No, no. We're ready. We are more than ready. 283 00:18:35,095 --> 00:18:36,958 We're ready? 284 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,960 Yeah. I mean- 285 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:42,488 Well, I am if you are. 286 00:18:44,628 --> 00:18:48,219 Well, yeah. Sure, I'm completely ready. 287 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,658 Well, that's great. You know, it's all settled. 288 00:18:50,728 --> 00:18:53,250 I'll just- I'll go call the cake shop right now. 289 00:19:02,561 --> 00:19:05,686 So, it's, uh, a wedding. 290 00:19:06,694 --> 00:19:09,182 - Next week. - Right. 291 00:19:10,928 --> 00:19:13,792 - Oh, I have some homework- - Yeah, I gotta clean my room. 292 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,149 Hey, Roy, where's Steven? You know, I haven't seen him all day. 293 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:24,250 You got a lot of nerve showin' your face around here. 294 00:19:24,327 --> 00:19:27,054 Hyde saw you and Kelso snuggled up on the couch. 295 00:19:27,127 --> 00:19:29,059 Tramp. 296 00:19:32,094 --> 00:19:35,788 - Wait. What? - Yeah, I said, "tramp." 297 00:19:37,361 --> 00:19:39,623 Oh, my God. I have to find Steven. 298 00:19:39,694 --> 00:19:43,353 Uh, d-don't tell him I called you a tramp. 299 00:19:43,427 --> 00:19:46,291 I betJackie's been foolin' around with Kelso this whole time. 300 00:19:46,361 --> 00:19:48,759 I feel like an idiot. 301 00:19:48,828 --> 00:19:53,089 Oh, my poor, little broody-brood. 302 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,393 You know, when I first met you... 303 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,427 you were such a cute, little guy. 304 00:19:58,494 --> 00:20:01,255 And now you're- you're a great, big guy with- 305 00:20:01,327 --> 00:20:06,419 with great, big hair and- and great, big problems... 306 00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:09,517 my little broody-brood. 307 00:20:09,594 --> 00:20:11,583 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 308 00:20:16,227 --> 00:20:18,159 There. 309 00:20:20,794 --> 00:20:22,851 You may leave me now. 310 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:31,582 Hey there. Still have that girlfriend? 311 00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,821 - You know what? I don't know. - Hmm. 312 00:20:35,894 --> 00:20:38,451 Let's go talk about it. 313 00:20:42,794 --> 00:20:45,157 Oh, hey, Mrs. Forman, have you seen Steven? 314 00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:49,683 Oh, honey, I've had a couple sips of wine, and I don't remember. 315 00:20:51,794 --> 00:20:54,589 Oh, but you know what you need? 316 00:20:54,661 --> 00:20:59,286 You need more umbrellas in your hair. 317 00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:03,020 Oh, bartender, we're gonna need more umbrellas. 318 00:21:09,861 --> 00:21:12,884 Welcome to the clinic for sexy Kelsos. 319 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,586 What can I do for you? 320 00:21:15,661 --> 00:21:19,320 Well, I'm here for my supersexy sponge bath. 321 00:21:19,394 --> 00:21:22,827 But I have money, so if you do other stuff too- 322 00:21:22,894 --> 00:21:25,257 Oh, I'll do anything you want. 323 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,691 You're one good-lookin' stud! 324 00:21:27,761 --> 00:21:30,488 Right back at ya, handsome.