1 00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:05,811 Well, how are you the morning? 2 00:00:06,812 --> 00:00:08,903 Well, my baby boy's still engaged. 3 00:00:08,979 --> 00:00:14,411 My hot flashes are back, so I feel like I'm standing in a pool of burning lava. 4 00:00:14,479 --> 00:00:17,775 They don't make a pill for menopause, so I took a Flintstone vitamin. 5 00:00:19,412 --> 00:00:21,571 And when you take a pill shaped like Barney Rubble... 6 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:25,079 it's pretty obvious the freakin' thing ain't gonna work! 7 00:00:25,146 --> 00:00:28,669 Great. Anyway, about the engagement... 8 00:00:28,746 --> 00:00:31,234 I've got Eric and Donna on the ropes. 9 00:00:31,312 --> 00:00:34,608 I dared them to get married next week. 10 00:00:34,679 --> 00:00:37,043 They were shaking like France. 11 00:00:37,113 --> 00:00:40,875 Well, I know you like scaring children, but what's the point? 12 00:00:40,946 --> 00:00:43,468 Well, the point is if we let them do what they want... 13 00:00:43,546 --> 00:00:46,012 they'll realize they don't wanna do it. 14 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:48,340 I mean, hell, nobody wants to be married. 15 00:00:50,646 --> 00:00:54,010 Except me to you. I'd do that all over again. 16 00:00:54,079 --> 00:00:56,544 Oh, is Steven here? 17 00:00:56,612 --> 00:00:59,703 He saw me on the couch with Michael, but there was nothing going on. 18 00:00:59,779 --> 00:01:03,007 God, what do I do if he doesn't believe me, Mr. Forman? 19 00:01:04,479 --> 00:01:06,707 - When in the hell did this start? - I don't know. 20 00:01:08,179 --> 00:01:11,145 The kids all used to run from me. That's the way I liked it. 21 00:01:11,212 --> 00:01:14,770 - Well, next fall, you'll get your wish. 22 00:01:14,846 --> 00:01:18,539 Eric will be in college, and then the whole house will be empty. 23 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,134 That's right. 24 00:01:21,212 --> 00:01:24,770 We're only one good-bye away from heaven. 25 00:01:24,846 --> 00:01:28,642 Mommy, Daddy, I'm home! 26 00:01:32,279 --> 00:01:34,677 We gotta start lockin' that door. 27 00:01:53,579 --> 00:01:56,773 - No way! 28 00:02:41,179 --> 00:02:44,236 - Donna. Hey. - Hi. 29 00:02:47,345 --> 00:02:52,368 Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do? 30 00:02:52,445 --> 00:02:55,240 Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note... 31 00:02:55,312 --> 00:02:57,904 and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin. 32 00:02:57,979 --> 00:03:01,775 Donna. Okay. 33 00:03:01,846 --> 00:03:07,403 Someone I know cheated on someone else I know. 34 00:03:09,779 --> 00:03:12,336 Did Eric cheat on me? 35 00:03:12,412 --> 00:03:14,878 I will snap that little monkey like a twig! 36 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:18,241 But no! Donna. 37 00:03:18,312 --> 00:03:21,278 God, Eric didn't cheat on you. 38 00:03:22,579 --> 00:03:24,545 - Hyde cheated on Jackie. - What? Oh, my God! 39 00:03:24,612 --> 00:03:27,942 Yeah! 40 00:03:28,012 --> 00:03:30,978 And he doesn't know it, but I saw him kissing this lady in the hotel. 41 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:33,977 - Oh, my God. That is horrible. - I wanna do the right thing, right? 42 00:03:34,045 --> 00:03:36,603 So I'm thinking that I'll just tellJackie. 43 00:03:36,679 --> 00:03:39,338 And then she'll feel really bad, and I'll console her and presto! 44 00:03:39,412 --> 00:03:41,469 We'll be making out topless. 45 00:03:41,546 --> 00:03:43,910 No, Kelso. 46 00:03:43,978 --> 00:03:45,911 The thing to do is to tell Hyde that you know... 47 00:03:45,978 --> 00:03:47,911 and then give him a chance to tellJackie. 48 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:50,638 I knew you'd say that. You know, just once... 49 00:03:50,712 --> 00:03:53,837 I want the right thing and the topless thing to be the same thing. 50 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:07,871 Well, if it isn't the lovebirds. 51 00:04:07,945 --> 00:04:12,503 So, lovebirds, how are the big wedding plans coming along? 52 00:04:12,579 --> 00:04:17,341 Well, I've decided to be the groom... 53 00:04:17,412 --> 00:04:21,640 and, uh, Donna's gonna go with bride. 54 00:04:21,712 --> 00:04:25,007 Well, your mom and I have made some plans too. 55 00:04:25,078 --> 00:04:29,534 We figure since we're already giving you a graduation party... 56 00:04:29,612 --> 00:04:32,941 why not make it a wedding party too? 57 00:04:33,012 --> 00:04:35,706 Wait, graduation? 58 00:04:35,779 --> 00:04:39,643 - That's in a week, which is like- - Seven days. 59 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:42,234 - I know how long a week is. - I know you know. 60 00:04:42,312 --> 00:04:46,677 Well, what's the matter? You two lovebirds still wanna get married, don't you? 61 00:04:46,746 --> 00:04:49,610 I mean, heck, it'd be a real shame if you chickened out. 62 00:04:49,679 --> 00:04:53,076 Then you'd be a couple of love chickens. 63 00:04:55,779 --> 00:04:59,302 No. No, we wanna get married. 64 00:04:59,379 --> 00:05:01,607 Right, Donna? 65 00:05:01,679 --> 00:05:03,940 Of course. 66 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,035 I do. 67 00:05:06,112 --> 00:05:08,840 Well, then it's settled. We're having a wedding. 68 00:05:11,112 --> 00:05:14,078 Oh, Donna, you can wear my wedding dress. 69 00:05:14,145 --> 00:05:16,441 It's off-white, so nobody will whisper. 70 00:05:22,112 --> 00:05:24,806 Okay. What is going on with them anyway? 71 00:05:24,878 --> 00:05:29,208 Eric, if you need any help dealing with Mom and Dad... 72 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:31,507 I'm here for you. 73 00:05:31,579 --> 00:05:34,841 Yeah. No, thanks. 74 00:05:34,912 --> 00:05:39,345 Last time I trusted you, I wound up in the dryer with a pillowcase full of bees, so- 75 00:05:40,812 --> 00:05:44,005 I know, and I am so sorry. 76 00:05:44,078 --> 00:05:46,510 I have been cruel to you, Eric. 77 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:48,670 You too, Donna, but it wasn't as obvious... 78 00:05:48,746 --> 00:05:51,337 because I mostly said stuff behind your back. 79 00:05:51,412 --> 00:05:53,344 Right back at ya. 80 00:05:54,912 --> 00:05:56,935 I'm not just home for a visit. 81 00:05:57,012 --> 00:06:01,377 I am here to correct the mistakes that I have made in the past. 82 00:06:03,078 --> 00:06:06,306 Okay, but I'm sure whatever bastard children you've had... 83 00:06:06,379 --> 00:06:08,436 have been adopted by now. 84 00:06:09,679 --> 00:06:12,577 Thank you. Good luck to you. 85 00:06:12,646 --> 00:06:15,305 Hey, Fez. I'm here to get my license. 86 00:06:15,379 --> 00:06:18,641 Oh, hello, Mitch. 87 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:23,478 I'm here to tell you that you will get... nothing! 88 00:06:24,746 --> 00:06:26,678 Okay, I know we had our problems in wood shop... 89 00:06:26,746 --> 00:06:31,837 but for the hundredth time, I'm sorry I sat on your spice rack. 90 00:06:31,912 --> 00:06:34,969 You're sorry? You should see my kitchen. 91 00:06:35,045 --> 00:06:37,568 There's spices everywhere. It's anarchy. 92 00:06:37,646 --> 00:06:39,907 Dude, you're getting hysterical like a woman. 93 00:06:39,978 --> 00:06:42,501 Well, if you mean that I am artistic and sensitive... 94 00:06:42,579 --> 00:06:46,409 and cry every time that I watch Love Story, then, yes, I am like a woman. 95 00:06:51,045 --> 00:06:52,977 Now begone! 96 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:57,501 You know, I could make it worth your while if you would just give me the license. 97 00:06:57,579 --> 00:07:00,306 I'm the editor of the school paper. Can you imagine this headline? 98 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,936 "Foreign Kid Actually Cool." 99 00:07:04,679 --> 00:07:08,668 'Course, I'd have to retract it the next day, because-Well, come on. 100 00:07:11,345 --> 00:07:15,072 Here's a headline for you: "Short Kid Takes Long Walk." 101 00:07:21,279 --> 00:07:23,245 Well, hello, Hyde. 102 00:07:24,646 --> 00:07:27,703 I saw something very interesting in the hotel this morning. 103 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:30,677 Oh, the guy in the dress? 104 00:07:30,745 --> 00:07:32,712 That's Frank. Comes in twice a month. 105 00:07:32,778 --> 00:07:35,801 Gets really pissed if you don't call him Lady Laguna. 106 00:07:36,878 --> 00:07:38,810 No. 107 00:07:38,878 --> 00:07:40,969 I saw you kissing a girl that wasn'tJackie. 108 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:44,875 - Oh, that. - Ah, so you admit it. 109 00:07:44,945 --> 00:07:46,877 - Sure. - Don't try to deny it. 110 00:07:46,945 --> 00:07:51,344 - I won't. - You're not gonna wiggle your way outta this one! 111 00:07:51,412 --> 00:07:56,810 I'm not trying to. Look, I cheated on Jackie, 'cause she cheated on me with you. 112 00:07:56,878 --> 00:07:58,810 Which reminds me, I oughta kick your ass. 113 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:02,003 Well, Hyde, we weren't doing anything. I already told you. 114 00:08:02,078 --> 00:08:06,374 Jackie was comforting me, 'cause I was upset, 'cause Fez had a sex dream about me. 115 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:10,276 Would you shut up about that lame-ass story? 116 00:08:10,345 --> 00:08:12,504 Well, it's the truth, and I'll prove it. Let's go ask Fez. 117 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,670 - Fine. - You drive. My van's in the shop. 118 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:17,211 - Fine. I need gas though. - Fine. Can I borrow money for fries? 119 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,904 - No. - Fine. Shotgun. 120 00:08:18,978 --> 00:08:21,206 - There's only two of us, you moron. - Fine! 121 00:08:28,745 --> 00:08:30,870 You know what I think, Donna? 122 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:33,706 I think this whole "get married in a week" stuff... 123 00:08:33,778 --> 00:08:37,040 is just Red trying to get us to call the whole thing off. 124 00:08:37,112 --> 00:08:39,669 Yeah. But you know what? 125 00:08:39,745 --> 00:08:42,268 That ain't happening, missy. You know what we're gonna do? 126 00:08:42,345 --> 00:08:45,004 We're gonna teach Red a lesson and get married out of spite. 127 00:08:45,078 --> 00:08:47,669 Yeah, screw you, Red! 128 00:08:47,745 --> 00:08:50,507 Wow. 129 00:08:50,579 --> 00:08:53,204 It's every little girl's dream to get married out of spite. 130 00:08:54,645 --> 00:08:56,941 You know what? 131 00:08:57,012 --> 00:08:58,944 I think maybe you're not ready to get married. 132 00:08:59,012 --> 00:09:02,206 And if you're not, you better tell me right now. 133 00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:04,938 Donna, I'm not ready. 134 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:07,103 - Oh, thank God. Me neither. - What? 135 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:09,111 - I thought you were ready. - I thought you were. 136 00:09:09,179 --> 00:09:10,509 - I'm not. - Me neither. 137 00:09:10,579 --> 00:09:13,374 - Oh, my God, you are so hot. - You are! 138 00:09:20,678 --> 00:09:24,111 Wow, nothing hits the spot after an hour and a half of passion... 139 00:09:24,179 --> 00:09:27,202 like chili cheese fries. 140 00:09:28,745 --> 00:09:31,576 Oh, hello, Mitch. 141 00:09:31,645 --> 00:09:34,203 Had a nice walk over here? 142 00:09:35,811 --> 00:09:37,777 Get used to it because you'll never get a license. 143 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:41,278 - Do you understand me? - No, but nobody understands you. 144 00:09:41,345 --> 00:09:43,833 You talk like Mushmouth from Fat Albert. 145 00:09:43,912 --> 00:09:45,775 You just dug your own grave, fella. 146 00:09:45,845 --> 00:09:49,573 "I flug my own rave, bella"? Was that what you said, Mushmouth? 147 00:09:49,645 --> 00:09:54,374 All right, Fez. I need you to tell Hyde about the dream you had about me. 148 00:09:54,445 --> 00:09:57,275 What? 149 00:09:57,345 --> 00:10:00,243 I didn't have any dream. 150 00:10:00,312 --> 00:10:02,574 We have a visitor. 151 00:10:04,078 --> 00:10:06,203 Fez, this is really important, okay? 152 00:10:06,279 --> 00:10:11,268 Start talking, or so help me, I'll give you the worst purple nurple you've ever had. 153 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:19,008 Okay. In my dream, Kelso was dressed as a nurse... 154 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,942 and he was giving me a sponge bath. 155 00:10:26,512 --> 00:10:28,535 And? 156 00:10:29,811 --> 00:10:31,743 I was nude. 157 00:10:33,245 --> 00:10:36,507 See? I was really freaked out... 158 00:10:36,578 --> 00:10:38,908 and Jackie and me were just talkin', that's all. 159 00:10:40,012 --> 00:10:41,978 So I just cheated on Jackie for nothing? 160 00:10:42,045 --> 00:10:45,136 It's what I've been telling you, man. 161 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,438 Oh, Steven, look, okay? 162 00:10:48,512 --> 00:10:54,274 Whatever you think happened between me and Michael, did not happen, okay? 163 00:10:54,345 --> 00:10:56,810 So, everything's fine. 164 00:10:56,878 --> 00:10:59,174 Actually, we need to talk. 165 00:11:00,811 --> 00:11:02,800 You know, I really hate to run... 166 00:11:02,878 --> 00:11:06,367 but I gotta go tell the whole school about you and Nurse Ding-a-ling's sponge bath. 167 00:11:06,445 --> 00:11:08,377 So, I gotta go. 168 00:11:08,445 --> 00:11:12,740 - You wouldn't. - "Blue blound't"? Move your lips, Mushmouth! 169 00:11:15,978 --> 00:11:18,739 So, I was in the den, and Michael came over all upset. 170 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,743 - Jackie. - And, Steven, I asked him to leave. 171 00:11:20,811 --> 00:11:23,641 - And that's when you saw us. But I swear, nothing happened. - Jackie. Jackie! 172 00:11:23,711 --> 00:11:26,609 Stop talking. 173 00:11:26,678 --> 00:11:29,201 Look, I know all this now, okay? 174 00:11:31,012 --> 00:11:34,342 But before I knew, I was at the hotel last night. 175 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,442 And I was really mad. 176 00:11:41,012 --> 00:11:43,274 There was this nurse. 177 00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:47,169 - And- - And what? 178 00:11:48,711 --> 00:11:50,643 And I'm really sorry, okay? 179 00:11:53,711 --> 00:11:56,075 I promise it'll never happen again. 180 00:11:57,578 --> 00:11:59,976 You know, that's exactly what Michael used to say. 181 00:12:00,045 --> 00:12:02,602 - Come on, Jackie. - No. You know what, Steven? 182 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:05,110 I'm sorry. It's over. 183 00:12:22,412 --> 00:12:24,843 Huh. 184 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,935 - I finally get country music. 185 00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:39,949 Donna, look, it's my old wedding dress. 186 00:12:40,018 --> 00:12:42,109 Oh, and you can wear it... 187 00:12:44,051 --> 00:12:46,279 as a bib. 188 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:52,408 Hey, and for the reception, I got the guys back together from my high school band- 189 00:12:52,484 --> 00:12:55,144 the Pinciotti Polka Explosion. 190 00:12:56,751 --> 00:13:01,309 Won't be long now until you two lovebirds are married... forever. 191 00:13:01,385 --> 00:13:03,509 No escape. 192 00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:06,142 Until one of you is dead. 193 00:13:09,152 --> 00:13:14,016 So, you guys, I've been trying to think of ways to help you. 194 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:18,108 Okay. Where's Laurie? 195 00:13:18,185 --> 00:13:20,242 Yeah, what happened to you? 196 00:13:20,318 --> 00:13:24,807 You guys, living in Chicago opened my eyes. 197 00:13:24,885 --> 00:13:27,578 I had no job, no friends. 198 00:13:27,651 --> 00:13:29,583 I did sleep with one of the White Sox... 199 00:13:29,651 --> 00:13:33,481 but then it just turned out to be this frat guy wearing a White Sox hat. 200 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,250 Basically, I hit rock bottom. 201 00:13:41,318 --> 00:13:44,943 Really. God, I was so sure you'd be a senator. 202 00:13:45,018 --> 00:13:48,007 Eric, love is hard to find. 203 00:13:48,085 --> 00:13:52,313 And I've realized I've been taking the people who love me for granted. 204 00:13:52,384 --> 00:13:54,317 Especially you. 205 00:13:54,384 --> 00:13:57,180 Oh, that's not true. 206 00:13:57,252 --> 00:13:59,218 I don't love you. 207 00:14:00,484 --> 00:14:02,575 Yes, you do. 208 00:14:02,651 --> 00:14:06,049 And if you two love each other, but Red is making you miserable... 209 00:14:06,118 --> 00:14:08,141 then there's only one answer. 210 00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:11,377 Get out. Leave town. 211 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,111 Because love is precious. 212 00:14:17,085 --> 00:14:19,516 Well, it sounds good... 213 00:14:19,584 --> 00:14:22,107 but I can't help but remember the feeling of being stung by bees... 214 00:14:22,185 --> 00:14:24,742 as I tumbled around and around. 215 00:14:28,018 --> 00:14:30,449 Wait. Is that a tear? 216 00:14:30,518 --> 00:14:33,484 Oh, my God, Eric. I think she's being sincere. 217 00:14:38,351 --> 00:14:41,147 Oh, my God, it's real. 218 00:14:43,118 --> 00:14:45,583 I have a sister. 219 00:14:52,951 --> 00:14:55,281 Hey, look who I found. 220 00:14:57,152 --> 00:14:59,084 At first I just thought he was a leprechaun. 221 00:15:05,018 --> 00:15:10,178 Fez, I came over here because I wanna end this feud, okay? Right here, right now. 222 00:15:10,252 --> 00:15:13,411 And if you're not on board, I could spread your crazy... 223 00:15:13,484 --> 00:15:16,541 naked, homoerotic dream all over school, but- 224 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,313 Macho as I am... 225 00:15:21,384 --> 00:15:24,010 who would believe you? 226 00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:26,983 Okay, Fez. 227 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:32,006 Uh, can I just say as the nurse that was sponging you in your dream... 228 00:15:32,085 --> 00:15:36,744 that I'm with Mitch here on the whole "not spreading it around the school" thing. 229 00:15:36,818 --> 00:15:40,750 See, your lady friend here understands. 230 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,045 Truce? 231 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,050 Well... 232 00:15:48,351 --> 00:15:50,283 I guess. 233 00:15:50,351 --> 00:15:53,681 - Truce. - Good. Here. Peace offering. Moron! 234 00:16:02,185 --> 00:16:05,378 Oh, this is tomorrow's school paper. 235 00:16:05,451 --> 00:16:07,383 Oh, my God, on the front page... 236 00:16:07,451 --> 00:16:09,713 there's a picture of me kissing Kelso by the lake. 237 00:16:13,384 --> 00:16:15,543 Fez, why are you kissing Kelso by the lake? 238 00:16:15,618 --> 00:16:18,176 We caught a fish! 239 00:16:19,851 --> 00:16:22,612 I was excited! 240 00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:25,707 I kissed the fish too, but, of course, they don't show you that. 241 00:16:29,384 --> 00:16:33,282 Jackie. Jackie. It's Hyde. 242 00:16:33,351 --> 00:16:34,749 - No. - Yes. 243 00:16:34,818 --> 00:16:36,215 - No. - Yes. 244 00:16:36,284 --> 00:16:38,944 Fine. 245 00:16:43,451 --> 00:16:45,542 Can I say something? 246 00:16:45,618 --> 00:16:48,982 I think this whole thing was a misunderstanding. 247 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,516 Hyde didn't know what was going on. 248 00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:54,175 I know, okay? But after Michael... 249 00:16:54,251 --> 00:16:58,206 I promised myself that I would never be with another boy who cheated on me. 250 00:17:00,217 --> 00:17:02,877 But Hyde's so good for you. Since you started dating him... 251 00:17:02,951 --> 00:17:05,416 you've completely stopped quoting Nancy Drew. 252 00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:09,047 And the worst part is I still love him. 253 00:17:10,118 --> 00:17:12,379 I know. 254 00:17:16,217 --> 00:17:18,740 You know, normally, I wouldn't cry on your sweater... 255 00:17:18,818 --> 00:17:21,215 because, you know, it ruins the fabric. 256 00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:23,614 But, God, this one's just so cheap, it won't matter. 257 00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:33,708 - What? - Nothing. 258 00:17:33,785 --> 00:17:37,342 - Just, you know, Jackie's single now. 259 00:17:37,418 --> 00:17:39,543 Yeah, so? 260 00:17:39,618 --> 00:17:42,413 So, when you were going out with her, I backed off. 261 00:17:42,484 --> 00:17:44,473 You backed off? 262 00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:46,915 You constantly hit on her. You bought her presents all the time. 263 00:17:46,985 --> 00:17:50,008 You shot me with a BB gun. 264 00:17:50,085 --> 00:17:52,448 Yeah, that's me backin' off. 265 00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:57,316 Look, Hyde. 266 00:17:57,384 --> 00:18:01,612 I know you thought I only wanted her because you had her. 267 00:18:01,684 --> 00:18:05,844 See, the thing is, is now you don't have her... 268 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,543 and I still want her. 269 00:18:08,618 --> 00:18:14,074 So, as your friend, I'm just letting you know that I'm going after her. 270 00:18:14,151 --> 00:18:16,617 And also, I'll be making out with her in front of you. 271 00:18:18,651 --> 00:18:20,844 You know, just to rub it in. 272 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,908 So, be ready for that. 273 00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:30,515 Whatever. 274 00:18:30,584 --> 00:18:34,414 Yep, that's what I'm countin' on. 275 00:18:34,484 --> 00:18:38,280 While I'm out getting Jackie back, you're gonna sit around here saying, "Whatever." 276 00:18:44,051 --> 00:18:46,881 Are you listening to country music, man? 277 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:49,042 Whatever. 278 00:18:50,618 --> 00:18:54,106 Look, Mom, Dad, Donna and I have something we wanna say. 279 00:18:54,184 --> 00:18:58,480 Um, it turns out we're not ready to get married. 280 00:18:58,551 --> 00:19:00,483 No! 281 00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:07,615 And I was really rootin' for you two crazy kids. 282 00:19:07,684 --> 00:19:10,582 Look, we know you've been pressuring us into marriage... 283 00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:13,583 so we'd admit you were right and live on your terms. 284 00:19:13,651 --> 00:19:16,947 But that's just not gonna happen. 285 00:19:17,018 --> 00:19:22,007 So, we've decided to move away as soon as we graduate. 286 00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:24,277 Move away? 287 00:19:24,351 --> 00:19:26,579 No, no, no, you can't move away yet. 288 00:19:28,885 --> 00:19:31,851 No, we were gonna use this summer to become best friends. 289 00:19:33,217 --> 00:19:36,183 Look, we'll be going to college in the fall anyway. 290 00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:38,479 Instead of fighting with you guys for the next three months... 291 00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:40,483 we're just gonna get our own place in Madison. 292 00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:43,745 Yeah, good luck trying to control us in Madison. 293 00:19:48,351 --> 00:19:51,215 Hey, Donna, remember we agreed not to do that. 294 00:19:51,284 --> 00:19:54,648 Remember? Okay. 295 00:19:54,718 --> 00:19:56,707 Anyway, we're gonna have our own apartment. 296 00:19:56,785 --> 00:20:00,877 And, honestly, I just think we'll all be a lot happier. 297 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:05,246 - Madison has two movie theaters. - Okay, Donna, come on. 298 00:20:08,184 --> 00:20:10,946 Oh, great plan, Red. 299 00:20:11,017 --> 00:20:13,609 Now my baby's leaving. 300 00:20:13,684 --> 00:20:16,343 I'm still here, Mommy. 301 00:20:17,418 --> 00:20:19,407 Yeah, well, that's nice. 302 00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:26,114 - Hey. 303 00:20:32,518 --> 00:20:34,711 The thing is, is I'm really sorry. 304 00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:37,941 - Yeah, you said that already. 305 00:20:38,017 --> 00:20:41,450 Come on, Jackie. I made a mistake, okay? 306 00:20:41,518 --> 00:20:44,006 It was a stupid one-time thing. 307 00:20:44,084 --> 00:20:46,642 You know what, Steven? I have heard it all before. 308 00:20:46,718 --> 00:20:49,582 From you, from Michael. 309 00:20:49,651 --> 00:20:51,810 God, just do me a favor and leave me alone. 310 00:20:53,184 --> 00:20:55,548 Whatever. 311 00:21:00,518 --> 00:21:02,450 Jackie. 312 00:21:03,851 --> 00:21:05,783 I love you. 313 00:21:10,484 --> 00:21:12,416 Yeah, well, I don't love you. 314 00:21:22,384 --> 00:21:25,714 Here's your car license, motorcycle license... 315 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:30,308 boat license, license to operate a forklift... 316 00:21:30,384 --> 00:21:35,214 a cut-the-line pass and a free D.M.V. Pen. 317 00:21:35,284 --> 00:21:38,375 If you turn it over, the little car parallel parks. 318 00:21:38,451 --> 00:21:42,611 Oh. And here's the negatives of you and Kelso grabbing each other's asses. 319 00:21:42,684 --> 00:21:44,616 Hey, we were happy because we caught a fish. 320 00:21:44,684 --> 00:21:46,547 If they do it in football, why can't we do it in fishing? 321 00:21:46,618 --> 00:21:49,584 "Blue bit bushball in bishing"? What? Where you from, man?