1 00:00:06,326 --> 00:00:09,554 Okay, Eric. Get a good look at me in my uniform. 2 00:00:09,626 --> 00:00:12,148 Because today- It's my last day wearing it. 3 00:00:12,226 --> 00:00:15,158 What? No. No! 4 00:00:15,226 --> 00:00:20,215 Ah! We never got to do the trampoline thing. 5 00:00:20,292 --> 00:00:22,383 Hey, I'm done with Catholic school. 6 00:00:22,459 --> 00:00:25,856 And my dad fixed it so I can graduate at Point Place with you guys. 7 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:28,050 My best memories are under that skirt. 8 00:00:30,126 --> 00:00:33,422 Hey, Mom? Where's Daddy? I need $20. 9 00:00:35,059 --> 00:00:38,514 - For what? - In an effort to clean up my act... 10 00:00:38,593 --> 00:00:41,150 I'm buying my own drinks now. 11 00:00:42,493 --> 00:00:45,788 Well, he's not home. 12 00:00:45,859 --> 00:00:49,587 When Eric told him about his little plan to move away with Donna after graduation... 13 00:00:49,659 --> 00:00:51,592 your father went fishing. 14 00:00:51,659 --> 00:00:54,387 - What? - No! 15 00:00:55,792 --> 00:00:59,384 What the big deal? You guys are really freakin' me out. 16 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:03,891 My dad only goes fishing when he's, like, super-pissed. 17 00:01:03,959 --> 00:01:08,415 I think something about stabbing a worm over and over again with a hook is, like... 18 00:01:09,493 --> 00:01:11,788 um, therapeutic for him. 19 00:01:11,859 --> 00:01:17,053 Yeah. He fished for three whole days when he found out about me and the mayor. 20 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:21,656 - What? - Eric's moving away! 21 00:01:23,326 --> 00:01:25,587 That's right. And that's why your father's angry. 22 00:01:25,659 --> 00:01:27,955 This is your way of acting grown up? 23 00:01:28,026 --> 00:01:31,788 Grown-ups don't just leave the comfort of their parents' home to- 24 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:35,019 to move to a new city and start a life? 25 00:01:36,326 --> 00:01:38,451 Well, maybe not in the 1930s- 26 00:01:39,692 --> 00:01:41,124 '40s- 27 00:01:42,259 --> 00:01:44,588 God, you're so young. 28 00:01:44,659 --> 00:01:47,750 Well, I think this is nuts. Don't you just think this is nuts? 29 00:01:47,825 --> 00:01:51,280 - The whole thing is just-just nuts! 30 00:01:55,493 --> 00:01:58,482 Mom, I kinda think you're the one who's being- 31 00:01:58,558 --> 00:02:02,650 Oh, if you say I'm nuts, you're going right through that sliding door. 32 00:02:04,526 --> 00:02:07,219 I don't enjoy telling you this... 33 00:02:07,292 --> 00:02:10,985 but you just wait until your father gets home. 34 00:02:13,226 --> 00:02:15,385 All right. I did enjoy that. 35 00:02:17,725 --> 00:02:19,782 This is all your fault. 36 00:02:19,859 --> 00:02:22,620 Yeah. Hey, Laurie, uh, quick impression: 37 00:02:22,692 --> 00:02:25,954 Who am I? "Hey, Eric, why don't you tell Dad you're moving after graduation... 38 00:02:26,026 --> 00:02:29,856 so he'll kill you and I can reclaim my rightful place as the chosen one?" 39 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:35,890 Eric, you don't understand. This time I actually meant well. 40 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:39,516 That's what you said at the county fair after you locked me in the Porta-Potty with a goat. 41 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:44,486 - He was friendly. - He was horny! 42 00:02:47,326 --> 00:02:49,655 - Hey, Jackie. 43 00:02:49,725 --> 00:02:54,714 - Michael, what do you want? - I think the question is, what do you want? 44 00:02:54,792 --> 00:02:59,884 And I'm pretty sure the answer is pink jelly beans. 45 00:03:01,925 --> 00:03:06,017 Now, they used to be pink and white jelly beans, but I ate all the white ones... 46 00:03:06,092 --> 00:03:08,887 'cause I know you don't like things that taste white. 47 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:16,417 Okay. Look. Michael, just because Steven and I broke up... 48 00:03:16,492 --> 00:03:19,118 does not mean I want you throwing yourself at me. 49 00:03:19,192 --> 00:03:24,090 Whoa. Jackie, this is the new and improved Michael. 50 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:29,614 Okay? I'm not throwing anything at you except for happy thoughts and jelly beans. 51 00:03:29,692 --> 00:03:32,215 Like, sex is, like, the furthest thing from my mind. 52 00:03:35,426 --> 00:03:38,017 So- 53 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:40,819 It's really over between you two, huh? 54 00:03:40,892 --> 00:03:44,120 Yeah. Yeah, I think it is. 55 00:03:44,192 --> 00:03:48,386 - So why do we still have clothes on? - Oh, God. Michael, get out! 56 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:53,357 Oh, Jackie, I'm talking about our emotional clothes. 57 00:03:54,925 --> 00:03:58,016 Okay, look, I know I've made mistakes in the past, okay? 58 00:03:58,092 --> 00:04:01,751 But I've changed, and I just want you to get to know the new me. 59 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:05,189 Yeah, the new you, huh? What does the new you cheat with- 60 00:04:05,259 --> 00:04:09,691 every skank who throws her fat, furry butt at you? 61 00:04:09,759 --> 00:04:15,692 Jackie, no one I ever cheated with had a fat, furry butt! 62 00:04:15,759 --> 00:04:18,055 If anything, it was one or the other. 63 00:04:19,825 --> 00:04:24,019 But look, all that is over, okay? It's finito, the end-o. 64 00:04:24,092 --> 00:04:26,956 - I don't believe you. - Well, it's the truth. 65 00:04:28,326 --> 00:04:30,416 Okay. Fine. Michael, whatever. 66 00:04:30,492 --> 00:04:33,288 - Okay? Let's just see how things go from here. - Great. Let's get naked. 67 00:04:33,359 --> 00:04:38,087 - Oh! Michael! - No, like, friendly naked- like two girls in a sauna. 68 00:04:38,159 --> 00:04:42,216 You are such a freak. 69 00:04:42,292 --> 00:04:47,020 Okay, look, just-At least take a jelly bean? Okay? I bought 'em just for you. 70 00:04:47,092 --> 00:04:49,024 Well, that was very sweet. 71 00:04:49,092 --> 00:04:53,490 There you are. Give me back my jelly beans, you son of a bitch! 72 00:05:35,725 --> 00:05:38,657 Okay, now cross and uncross your legs. 73 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:43,683 Um- 74 00:05:44,759 --> 00:05:46,748 Hmm- 75 00:05:48,259 --> 00:05:51,383 Hmm, okay, now make a face like- 76 00:05:51,458 --> 00:05:54,515 like, "Oops, did I do something bad?" 77 00:05:58,259 --> 00:06:03,589 Okay, now-now crawl to me. Good. Good. 78 00:06:03,659 --> 00:06:06,523 Now crawl away from me. Ooh, sexy. 79 00:06:06,592 --> 00:06:10,649 Come on, Donna. Throw him a bone, huh? There's only so much satisfaction... 80 00:06:10,725 --> 00:06:14,249 the kid can get from the back of a panty hose package. 81 00:06:14,325 --> 00:06:16,450 Yes, Donna. I have a lot to do. After this... 82 00:06:16,525 --> 00:06:18,753 I have to get Lindsay Wolfe to sign my yearbook... 83 00:06:18,825 --> 00:06:23,121 then show her that she's actually signed a pledge to do it with me three times. 84 00:06:23,192 --> 00:06:24,987 Why three? 85 00:06:25,059 --> 00:06:28,684 Well, because the first time I'll be nervous... 86 00:06:28,759 --> 00:06:33,418 and then the second time I'll have to please her because I got nervous. 87 00:06:33,492 --> 00:06:37,186 But then the third time- the third time is when I get funky. 88 00:06:42,059 --> 00:06:44,286 - Jackie- - No, no. Steven, I'm not here to see you. 89 00:06:44,358 --> 00:06:46,290 Okay? I'm just here to see Donna. 90 00:06:46,358 --> 00:06:51,256 Look, I told you I'm sorry, and I made a mistake. Can we just talk, please? 91 00:06:51,325 --> 00:06:55,849 Talk about what? You cheated on me. Okay? It's over. I feel nothing. 92 00:06:55,925 --> 00:06:57,914 Ooh, bitchy. 93 00:07:00,925 --> 00:07:03,118 You know what? Donna, I'll just see you next door. 94 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,322 - Ouch! - Are you okay? 95 00:07:07,392 --> 00:07:09,324 Fez! 96 00:07:09,392 --> 00:07:12,517 Panties! Panties! 97 00:07:19,225 --> 00:07:21,158 - Ah. 98 00:07:21,225 --> 00:07:24,817 The sacred senior prank where we vandalize the water tower. 99 00:07:24,892 --> 00:07:26,824 I've been waiting for this moment since... 100 00:07:26,892 --> 00:07:30,915 well, the last time we vandalized the water tower. 101 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,083 So, Hyde... 102 00:07:33,159 --> 00:07:35,317 gaveJackie some jelly beans today. 103 00:07:35,392 --> 00:07:39,290 - Who cares? - Yeah, well, you should, because they were pink... 104 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:42,381 and that is the bean of love. 105 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:45,856 And I got her that particular bean because I never stopped loving her. 106 00:07:45,925 --> 00:07:49,857 Yeah, well, you stopped long enough to cheat on her with Pam Macy, Laurie and Annette. 107 00:07:49,925 --> 00:07:53,687 - Who else am I forgetting? - There were many others. 108 00:07:53,759 --> 00:07:56,021 But you cheated on her with a nurse. 109 00:07:56,092 --> 00:07:59,058 It was a misunderstanding that you caused. 110 00:07:59,126 --> 00:08:00,648 - That's it. Let's go. - Oh, yeah? I'm ready. 111 00:08:00,725 --> 00:08:03,384 I hope you got that nurse's number. You're gonna need it when I'm done. 112 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:06,515 Hey, stop it. Stop it. 113 00:08:06,592 --> 00:08:10,217 You two need to grow up and start painting genitals on the water tower. 114 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:15,114 - Fine. I'll be over here. - Fine. I'll be over here. 115 00:08:17,026 --> 00:08:20,480 Well, since I have never seen another man's genitals, I'll have to paint my own. 116 00:08:22,558 --> 00:08:25,524 In that case, I'll need more paint. 117 00:08:27,725 --> 00:08:29,657 And a bigger tower. 118 00:08:31,191 --> 00:08:34,589 - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. - Kelso, what are you writing? 119 00:08:34,659 --> 00:08:37,887 - "Michael plus Jackie." - I'm kickin' your ass! 120 00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:41,721 Ah, you can't kick my ass from down there. All you can do is punch my ass. 121 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:45,280 - Hey, get down! - Just face the fact, Hyde. 122 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,483 You're down there and I'm up here, and I am invincible. 123 00:08:50,592 --> 00:08:55,025 - Kelso, are you okay? 124 00:08:55,092 --> 00:08:57,580 I think I fell! 125 00:09:01,492 --> 00:09:03,981 - I'm gonna go check on him. - Okay. 126 00:09:04,059 --> 00:09:07,082 Okay, I think he'll be fine. 127 00:09:07,158 --> 00:09:10,591 Now, let's see. Where do I begin? 128 00:09:10,659 --> 00:09:14,023 I want it to look like it's coming right at me. 129 00:09:22,925 --> 00:09:25,686 This is the Point Place Police Department. 130 00:09:25,759 --> 00:09:28,316 You're under arrest! 131 00:09:28,392 --> 00:09:33,188 Um, I am a painter from a foreign country... 132 00:09:33,258 --> 00:09:37,213 and this is my gift to America. 133 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:39,780 Get off the water tower! 134 00:09:42,091 --> 00:09:45,580 People of America... 135 00:09:45,659 --> 00:09:49,557 I give you Genitals in the Sky. 136 00:09:59,026 --> 00:10:01,423 - You hear that? 137 00:10:01,492 --> 00:10:03,651 - Sounded like your dad's car. 138 00:10:03,725 --> 00:10:06,816 - Run for it. 139 00:10:06,892 --> 00:10:09,255 No, you don't. You made your bed. Now you have to lie in it. 140 00:10:09,325 --> 00:10:12,519 Oh, who am I kidding? You never make your bed. 141 00:10:12,592 --> 00:10:17,547 Eric, wait. Listen. If you leave now, you'll never get back in. 142 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:20,989 - That means good-bye to your clothes, your furniture- 143 00:10:21,058 --> 00:10:23,547 My G.I. Joes. 144 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,223 We stay. 145 00:10:30,091 --> 00:10:32,580 Everybody in the living room. 146 00:10:32,659 --> 00:10:37,489 You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. 147 00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:42,691 Lay it on him, Red. 148 00:10:42,759 --> 00:10:46,452 While I was fishing, I had a lotta time to think. 149 00:10:46,525 --> 00:10:50,981 - That's right. - And all that thinking made me very angry. 150 00:10:51,058 --> 00:10:53,650 Very angry. 151 00:10:53,725 --> 00:10:57,589 And the fish that were unlucky enough to cross my path- 152 00:10:57,659 --> 00:11:01,318 Well, you know how they say that fish can't feel pain? 153 00:11:01,392 --> 00:11:03,722 That's a load of crap. 154 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:05,724 A big load. 155 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,982 And I finally came to a conclusion... 156 00:11:11,058 --> 00:11:14,547 that someone in this room is not going to like. 157 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:16,716 That's you, porky mouth. 158 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:21,720 Eric... 159 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:26,690 - I'm proud of you. - And that goes double for- What the hell did you say? 160 00:11:29,425 --> 00:11:33,824 I did everything I could to stop you from getting married... 161 00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:37,119 but you stuck to your guns. 162 00:11:37,191 --> 00:11:41,681 And I admire that you're willing to go out on your own. 163 00:11:43,892 --> 00:11:47,619 You're a man now, and you have my blessing. 164 00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:55,586 This is like The Godfather. 165 00:11:55,659 --> 00:11:58,056 I think you have to kiss his ring. 166 00:12:08,264 --> 00:12:11,355 How can you just give in and let Eric leave home? 167 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:16,762 He has defied you over and over. He's a- a lying, cheating, conniving liar... 168 00:12:16,832 --> 00:12:20,389 and I won't let you send my precious baby boy away. 169 00:12:22,198 --> 00:12:24,221 Kitty, my mind is made up. 170 00:12:26,398 --> 00:12:29,626 And, Eric, we're gonna pay for your college too. 171 00:12:31,198 --> 00:12:33,130 Really? 172 00:12:33,198 --> 00:12:37,153 Dad, l-I don't know what to say to you, except... 173 00:12:37,231 --> 00:12:40,061 you're great! 174 00:12:41,231 --> 00:12:43,924 That's all right, Son. We don't do that here. 175 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,963 Okay. Well. Well, this is nice. 176 00:12:47,031 --> 00:12:49,725 Since we're all happy, Eric doesn't have to leave three months early. 177 00:12:49,798 --> 00:12:52,730 He can go to school in the fall like everyone else. 178 00:12:52,798 --> 00:12:56,355 We can take a pottery class! 179 00:12:56,431 --> 00:12:58,693 No, Kitty, he's leaving: 180 00:12:58,765 --> 00:13:02,788 No pottery class, no mother-son dancing lessons... 181 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,989 no trying out for Family Feud. 182 00:13:09,465 --> 00:13:13,124 But this deal is only good if you stay focused. If you do something stupid- 183 00:13:13,198 --> 00:13:16,460 like get Donna pregnant- you're on your own. 184 00:13:16,531 --> 00:13:19,656 Then I guess this is a bad time to give you the news. 185 00:13:24,098 --> 00:13:26,621 I'm kidding! I'm just so giddy! 186 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:39,995 - So it's just a sprain, huh? - Yeah, it doesn't hurt too bad. 187 00:13:43,264 --> 00:13:48,526 I guess the best part is I've now fallen off the water tower in every grade. 188 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,491 That record will stand until your son goes to school. 189 00:13:57,598 --> 00:13:59,961 - Thanks for drivin' me to the hospital, man. - Oh, whatever. 190 00:14:01,031 --> 00:14:03,190 No. Not "whatever." 191 00:14:03,264 --> 00:14:07,923 I mean, look. You drove me because we've been buds forever. 192 00:14:07,997 --> 00:14:11,157 L- It's like, why are we fightin' over a girl, man? 193 00:14:11,231 --> 00:14:13,958 Remember in third grade when we were both in love with Miss Hamill... 194 00:14:14,031 --> 00:14:16,463 and we fought over her? 195 00:14:16,531 --> 00:14:22,122 And then after you pulled my head out of the toilet, and I let go of your bean bags... 196 00:14:22,198 --> 00:14:24,993 we made a pact to never fight over a girl again. 197 00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:28,197 You know, you're right, man. 198 00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:32,026 I mean, neither of us has a shot with Jackie anyway. 199 00:14:32,098 --> 00:14:36,554 - So I'm steppin' back. - No. No, no. You go for it. I'll step back. 200 00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:38,960 No, I'm serious. Door's open for you. 201 00:14:39,031 --> 00:14:41,623 No, I'm serious. The door is open for you. 202 00:14:41,698 --> 00:14:45,425 - I just closed the door for me! - Well, I'm closin' the door for me... 203 00:14:45,498 --> 00:14:49,793 and I'm lockin' myself inside, and I'm swallowin' the key! 204 00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:54,556 Fine. We're both done with her. You're my bud. 205 00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:56,926 You're my bud. Aah! 206 00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:02,986 I was wondering if that would work, and it did. 207 00:15:04,098 --> 00:15:07,121 - Steven! Are you okay? - Why? 208 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:10,789 Well, I heard someone fell off the water tower, and I thought it could be you. L- 209 00:15:10,864 --> 00:15:13,830 - No, it was Kelso. 210 00:15:13,897 --> 00:15:18,761 Wait. You came down here, 'cause you were worried about me. 211 00:15:18,831 --> 00:15:20,763 No, I didn't. 212 00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:24,354 'Cause you still care about me. 213 00:15:24,431 --> 00:15:27,659 Uh-uh. 214 00:15:27,731 --> 00:15:32,390 - So I still have a shot with you. - No. No, you don't. 215 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,158 I mean, okay. I don't know. 216 00:15:37,498 --> 00:15:39,986 Steven, stop staring at me, or I'll kick you. 217 00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:44,287 Ah! 218 00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:53,155 Jackie, hope you didn't come here to make love to me. 219 00:15:58,098 --> 00:16:01,394 - No, Michael. L- - 'Cause I'm fine. 220 00:16:01,465 --> 00:16:04,158 All I need is my buddy Hyde. 221 00:16:08,431 --> 00:16:11,828 And no chick is gonna come between us anymore. 222 00:16:11,897 --> 00:16:15,954 - Right, Hyde? - Uh-h-h, yeah. 223 00:16:16,031 --> 00:16:20,054 Yeah. Let's go, buddy Hyde. Aah! 224 00:16:24,064 --> 00:16:27,189 Look at all the apartments they have in Madison. 225 00:16:27,264 --> 00:16:33,060 - This place even pays utilities. - Oh, cool. 226 00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:35,597 What are utilities? 227 00:16:37,565 --> 00:16:41,122 - I think it's, like, gas and water. - Free water? 228 00:16:41,198 --> 00:16:43,663 Um, you know what that means? 229 00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:45,889 Free ice. 230 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,260 What are you two doing? 231 00:16:48,331 --> 00:16:51,024 Oh, we're lookin' for apartments in Madison. 232 00:16:51,098 --> 00:16:53,564 I can't believe it. It's like we leave in less than a week. 233 00:16:53,631 --> 00:16:58,461 Are you trying to kill me? Because that's what you're doing. 234 00:16:58,531 --> 00:17:00,962 You're killing your mother. You only get one, ya know. 235 00:17:01,031 --> 00:17:04,156 Eric, this place has a washer and dryer. 236 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:08,720 Wait. A washer and free water? 237 00:17:08,797 --> 00:17:11,525 - Oh, my God, it's like there's no reason to ever come home. - I know. 238 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:15,325 Excuse me. 239 00:17:17,931 --> 00:17:22,125 Washer and dryer, Red. They are going to have a washer and dryer. 240 00:17:22,198 --> 00:17:27,358 That redheaded harlot is gonna be Shouting out my baby's grass stains! 241 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,729 What about my last summer with my youngest child? 242 00:17:31,797 --> 00:17:34,627 I bet you weren't thinkin' about that when you went fishing. 243 00:17:34,697 --> 00:17:38,720 I bought sparklers for the Fourth ofJuly. He loves sparklers... 244 00:17:38,797 --> 00:17:42,923 and now he's leaving, and what are we gonna do for the Fourth ofJuly? 245 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:48,056 Uh-h-h, there's a car show in Kenosha. 246 00:17:48,131 --> 00:17:50,926 A car show? 247 00:17:50,997 --> 00:17:54,157 I don't want to go to a- car show in- Kenosha. 248 00:17:54,231 --> 00:17:58,288 I want three more- months with my baby boy... 249 00:17:58,364 --> 00:18:00,591 and now they're gone because of your bull- 250 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,653 Way to go, dumb-ass! 251 00:18:13,465 --> 00:18:16,522 Ah, it feels good to be back! 252 00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:21,689 Just Kelso and Hyde. No chick can come between us. All right. So what do ya wanna do? 253 00:18:21,764 --> 00:18:25,424 We can play air hockey, give Fez a wedgie, uh- 254 00:18:25,498 --> 00:18:29,260 Oh, my brother just got a new stereo. We can throw it off an overpass. 255 00:18:29,331 --> 00:18:32,956 Actually, I changed my mind. I'm gonna getJackie back. 256 00:18:33,031 --> 00:18:35,690 What? No way. What about our third-grade pact? 257 00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:39,253 We also made a pact to invent a formula for invisibility. 258 00:18:43,131 --> 00:18:47,790 - Well, that fell through too. - Well, because you gave up. 259 00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,524 Look, Kelso. I never felt this way about a girl before, okay? 260 00:18:53,597 --> 00:18:57,360 And that pretty much beats our third-grade pact. I'm sorry, but I wanna be with her. 261 00:18:57,431 --> 00:19:00,158 Well, at the hospital, you said that I could have her. 262 00:19:00,231 --> 00:19:03,322 That was when I didn't think I still had a shot with her. 263 00:19:03,398 --> 00:19:06,364 Your- For your information, I still have a shot with her. 264 00:19:06,431 --> 00:19:10,124 She accepted my jelly beans. 265 00:19:10,198 --> 00:19:13,755 I don't know what that means, but you can't have her. You closed the door. 266 00:19:13,831 --> 00:19:18,559 Yeah? Well, now I'm closin' the door on you, and once again, I'm swallowin' the key. 267 00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:22,290 And you're locked inside, and I'm gettin'Jackie back. 268 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:27,256 Well, you're gonna lose. Heh-heh. 269 00:19:27,331 --> 00:19:30,660 Yeah? Well, if by "lose" you mean "win," then you're right. 270 00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:33,787 I am gonna lose. 271 00:19:40,364 --> 00:19:44,887 Well, thanks a lot for getting me at the police station, you two sons of two bitches! 272 00:19:54,464 --> 00:19:56,692 Fez, what happened? 273 00:19:56,764 --> 00:19:59,992 Well, I got arrested. And they did a background check... 274 00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:03,155 and found out that my student visa expires when I graduate from high school. 275 00:20:03,231 --> 00:20:06,163 - What? - Yeah, and now I have to leave the country after graduation. 276 00:20:06,231 --> 00:20:11,027 That's in a week. And I have to relearn my native language. 277 00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:17,863 - Good day. - No, but Fez- 278 00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:31,087 Way to go. If you hadn't fallen off the water tower, we could've helped him out. 279 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,096 Aah! 280 00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:35,221 Aa-aa-aah! 281 00:20:35,298 --> 00:20:37,820 They should've x-rayed your head at the hospital. 282 00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:39,658 They did. 283 00:20:42,298 --> 00:20:44,991 And for your information, they found nothing. 284 00:20:45,064 --> 00:20:47,053 Hmm. 285 00:20:50,398 --> 00:20:53,522 I can't believe our little Fez is gonna be deported. 286 00:20:54,697 --> 00:20:56,925 God, I wish there was something we could do. 287 00:20:56,997 --> 00:21:00,020 Maybe I could talk to the mayor. He owes me one. 288 00:21:01,397 --> 00:21:03,330 Eric, we can't let this happen. 289 00:21:03,397 --> 00:21:05,989 If Fez goes back to his country with those pictures he took... 290 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:07,996 my panties are gonna end up on a stamp. 291 00:21:11,864 --> 00:21:14,523 Pop-Tarts? Where's Mom? 292 00:21:14,597 --> 00:21:17,086 She went fishin'. Shut up and eat. 293 00:21:23,897 --> 00:21:27,159 Dear PresidentJimmy Carter. The following is a list of reasons... 294 00:21:27,231 --> 00:21:30,129 why I, Fez, should be allowed to stay in your great country. 295 00:21:30,198 --> 00:21:33,857 Number one: I have never gone number one on your beautiful soil. 296 00:21:33,931 --> 00:21:37,385 Number two: I have never gone number two on your- 297 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,022 Wait. Scratch that. 298 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:44,087 Number two: "Fez" is also a word for a hat. Uncle Sam wears a hat. 299 00:21:44,164 --> 00:21:47,425 Coincidence? Yes. 300 00:21:47,497 --> 00:21:50,554 Three, where else am I going to live? France? 301 00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:52,823 France.