1 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:13,768 Ah, my last American Popsicle washed down by my last American grape soda. 2 00:00:14,842 --> 00:00:17,740 Fez, it's sad you're getting deported... 3 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,798 but this "last American" crap's getting annoying. 4 00:00:20,876 --> 00:00:23,467 Ah, my last American chance to annoy you. 5 00:00:25,043 --> 00:00:27,236 Hey. Come on, Fez. Look on the bright side. 6 00:00:27,309 --> 00:00:29,242 I mean, we graduate tomorrow. 7 00:00:29,309 --> 00:00:31,571 You go to your country with a high school diploma... 8 00:00:31,642 --> 00:00:34,403 they'll probably make you, like, head medicine man or something. 9 00:00:36,475 --> 00:00:39,101 Eric, there is no bright side about going back to a place... 10 00:00:39,176 --> 00:00:41,334 where people are outnumbered by lizards. 11 00:00:43,809 --> 00:00:48,537 I'm gonna miss you, man. When you get there, can you mail me a lizard? 12 00:00:48,609 --> 00:00:51,473 - Eric, guess what came for you? - Hey. They just send those to me. 13 00:00:51,542 --> 00:00:54,269 I don't even find those girls attractive. 14 00:00:54,342 --> 00:00:57,638 No, you perv. It's the key to our new apartment in Madison. 15 00:00:57,709 --> 00:01:00,300 - Oh. - Now we can leave tomorrow after graduation like we wanted. 16 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:02,864 Great. By this time next week, our new neighbors will be... 17 00:01:02,942 --> 00:01:06,204 hearing your cries of love through our paper-thin walls. 18 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:09,174 Cries of love? Or cries of disappointment? 19 00:01:10,176 --> 00:01:12,165 Oh, I don't want to go. 20 00:01:12,242 --> 00:01:14,800 Come on, Fez. It's not like we're never gonna see you again. 21 00:01:14,876 --> 00:01:16,899 I'm sure in a couple months you'll be, like... 22 00:01:16,976 --> 00:01:19,339 on the cover of National Geographic. 23 00:01:22,409 --> 00:01:25,273 Yeah, those bastards are always so intrusive. 24 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:30,065 Fez, look. At least we're going camping tonight. 25 00:01:30,143 --> 00:01:33,109 - We'll all be together for our last blowout. - It won't be all of us. 26 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:36,300 Kelso can't make it on account of he's got a broken face. 27 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:41,804 I don't got a broken face. 28 00:01:41,876 --> 00:01:44,273 You will if you keep interfering with me getting Jackie back. 29 00:01:44,342 --> 00:01:46,672 You're the one that's interfering. 30 00:01:46,742 --> 00:01:50,435 You know what? I'm going and Jackie's going, and you're staying home. 31 00:01:50,509 --> 00:01:52,668 - No. You are. - No. You are. 32 00:01:52,742 --> 00:01:55,230 - Fine, stay home then. - I will. 33 00:01:58,642 --> 00:02:02,574 Hey, stop it. Would you please put aside your differences and go camping with me? 34 00:02:02,642 --> 00:02:05,199 We only have a few hours left together. 35 00:02:05,275 --> 00:02:07,673 - Fine. I'll go for you. - Good. 36 00:02:07,742 --> 00:02:11,868 Now, I am off to spend the rest of my American money on candy and porno. 37 00:02:12,942 --> 00:02:16,374 - But, Fez- - I said, candy and porno. 38 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:29,100 Hey, Jackie? You're gonna love these cookies on the camping trip. 39 00:02:29,175 --> 00:02:31,664 They're sweet and tasty, just like me. 40 00:02:33,676 --> 00:02:36,198 Kelso, this apple's kind of like you too. 41 00:02:36,275 --> 00:02:38,037 You mean juicy and delicious? 42 00:02:39,109 --> 00:02:41,597 - No. Red and bruised. - Agh! 43 00:02:42,876 --> 00:02:45,603 Yeah? Well, these hot dogs are like you, too, Hyde. 44 00:02:45,676 --> 00:02:49,131 They're, uh- 45 00:02:49,208 --> 00:02:51,538 - Kosher. - Yeah, kosher! 46 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:56,009 - Wait, what's kosher? - That means blessed by a rabbi. 47 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:58,268 Burn! 48 00:02:59,942 --> 00:03:02,134 Jackie, are you sure you want to go camping? 49 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:04,640 These idiots are gonna be competing over you the whole time. 50 00:03:04,709 --> 00:03:07,675 Well, I am glad, Donna. They've both jerked me around so much... 51 00:03:07,742 --> 00:03:09,731 I cannot wait to watch 'em fight over me. 52 00:03:09,809 --> 00:03:13,138 You know, if you really want to mess with them, you should do it with me. 53 00:03:15,175 --> 00:03:17,539 Hey, talk about humiliating. 54 00:03:19,442 --> 00:03:21,908 So, you guys are going to the lake, huh? 55 00:03:21,976 --> 00:03:23,908 It is real fun up there. 56 00:03:23,976 --> 00:03:26,033 My senior year, I set the record... 57 00:03:26,108 --> 00:03:29,472 for most topless rides on the rope swing. 58 00:03:30,942 --> 00:03:32,874 I wish I was goin'. 59 00:03:32,942 --> 00:03:35,499 Yeah, don't even think about it, Laurie. 60 00:03:35,575 --> 00:03:38,132 There are enough scary things in the woods already. 61 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:41,766 Eric, I'm being deported, and she's loose with the boobs. She goes. 62 00:03:43,309 --> 00:03:46,241 Hey, Forman. Your mom just came back from the loony doctor. 63 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:49,366 She got real depressed when she heard you guys were moving to Madison, huh? 64 00:03:49,442 --> 00:03:51,738 Yeah, you're tellin' me. Last night she was making sounds... 65 00:03:51,809 --> 00:03:53,741 that were giving my dad war flashbacks. 66 00:03:56,409 --> 00:03:59,967 What a beautiful day. 67 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:05,703 I feel- I feel like a rainbow. 68 00:04:06,709 --> 00:04:11,232 Anyone else feel like a rainbow? 69 00:04:11,309 --> 00:04:14,742 - What happened to her? 70 00:04:58,409 --> 00:05:00,341 I wrote that just for you, Jackie. 71 00:05:00,409 --> 00:05:02,875 He didn't write that. He ripped it off from "American Pie." 72 00:05:02,942 --> 00:05:06,032 Nah-uh. The "American Pie" guy ripped me off. 73 00:05:06,108 --> 00:05:08,768 - You shut up, man. - You shut up! 74 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:12,740 Okay. I'm gonna freak everyone out and tell my ghost story... 75 00:05:12,809 --> 00:05:15,866 so go hide in the woods and jump out when I get to the end. 76 00:05:15,942 --> 00:05:18,737 You are as wicked as you are gorgeous. 77 00:05:21,008 --> 00:05:26,066 You know, it really creeps me out being up here after what happened to those kids. 78 00:05:26,142 --> 00:05:28,404 What kids? 79 00:05:29,842 --> 00:05:34,274 A bunch of kids just like us were camping out up here... 80 00:05:34,342 --> 00:05:36,570 and they disappeared. 81 00:05:36,642 --> 00:05:40,472 And all the police could find were these bloody drag marks that led down to the lake. 82 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:42,599 It was like- 83 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,699 It was like something killed them and then pulled them in. 84 00:05:45,776 --> 00:05:48,742 Maybe it was the Loch Ness Monster. 85 00:05:50,909 --> 00:05:55,739 No. Fez, the Loch Ness Monster's in Africa. 86 00:05:55,809 --> 00:05:59,206 So the police, like, searched the lake with their sonar and stuff... 87 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,207 and when they played back the tapes... 88 00:06:01,275 --> 00:06:04,400 all they could hear in the background was, like, a whisper. 89 00:06:04,475 --> 00:06:06,703 What did it say? 90 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:11,033 "I am the Lady of the Lake. 91 00:06:11,108 --> 00:06:14,097 I am the Lady of the Lake. " 92 00:06:14,175 --> 00:06:18,369 Yeah. And you'll know when she's coming, because she screams before she kills. 93 00:06:18,442 --> 00:06:20,738 Let's see if we can hear her. 94 00:06:26,676 --> 00:06:30,073 I said, let's see if we can hear her. 95 00:06:30,142 --> 00:06:32,870 D- Donna, I'm stuck in a thornbush. 96 00:06:36,409 --> 00:06:39,569 I heard her. She's stuck in a thornbush. 97 00:06:41,876 --> 00:06:43,808 I'm kind of cold. 98 00:06:43,876 --> 00:06:46,467 I'll reward who ever gets more firewood... 99 00:06:46,542 --> 00:06:49,804 by letting them feed me marshmallows. 100 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,865 I'm not gonna go running around the woods trying to impress you. 101 00:06:53,941 --> 00:06:56,601 I will. 102 00:06:59,575 --> 00:07:02,405 Damn it. 103 00:07:02,475 --> 00:07:04,737 I'm gonna go take a walk down to the lake. 104 00:07:07,609 --> 00:07:10,040 She's going to the lake, old boy. 105 00:07:10,108 --> 00:07:12,700 That means topless rope-swinging. 106 00:07:12,776 --> 00:07:17,572 Now, do you want to spend your last hours in America eating s'mores? 107 00:07:17,642 --> 00:07:23,006 Or watching her glorious breasts swinging in the chilly night air? 108 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:26,470 I choose boobs. 109 00:07:29,409 --> 00:07:33,171 This is so strange, you know? It's, like, our last night all together. 110 00:07:33,242 --> 00:07:36,299 It's too weird to think about. Let's, like, do something to get our minds off it. 111 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:40,739 Well, here's the tent. 112 00:07:40,809 --> 00:07:44,036 So, I'll tell you what. I'll go inside, strip down and just lay there- 113 00:07:44,108 --> 00:07:47,666 Let's go skinny-dipping. Meet me down by the lake in five minutes. 114 00:07:47,742 --> 00:07:50,537 Wait, so- 115 00:07:50,609 --> 00:07:54,701 I have to walk all the way down to the lake by myself? 116 00:07:54,776 --> 00:07:57,742 Yeah. 117 00:07:57,809 --> 00:07:59,741 That's cool. 118 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,768 Here you go, Kitty. Home sweet home. 119 00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:10,639 I went into my closet to get a jacket. 120 00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:13,607 I found Kitty standin' in there. 121 00:08:17,908 --> 00:08:20,170 I like the way the coats felt on my arms. 122 00:08:26,309 --> 00:08:28,468 Oh, yes. 123 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:46,140 Why, there you are, my little sex muffin. 124 00:08:47,409 --> 00:08:49,966 - Little brother? 125 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,807 What the hell was that? 126 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:04,240 It's the Lady of the Lake! She screams and then she kills! 127 00:09:08,075 --> 00:09:10,200 There's Laurie. 128 00:09:10,275 --> 00:09:12,934 Okay. Time to turn on the charm. 129 00:09:13,008 --> 00:09:16,997 Hey, Laurie, are you naked, or you just happy to see me? 130 00:09:18,075 --> 00:09:22,132 - Oh, my God! Fez! - Oh, my God! Donna! 131 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:26,265 Steady, old boy. Say something smooth. 132 00:09:26,342 --> 00:09:28,604 Nice honkers. 133 00:09:28,676 --> 00:09:32,438 - Get out of here! - Hey, you like the rough stuff, eh? 134 00:09:36,775 --> 00:09:38,741 It was awful. 135 00:09:38,808 --> 00:09:41,172 I saw Laurie, and everything just went blank. 136 00:09:41,242 --> 00:09:45,231 And I just ran, Donna. I just ran away. 137 00:09:45,309 --> 00:09:48,173 And then I heard these high-pitched screams. 138 00:09:48,242 --> 00:09:50,538 And it was me. 139 00:09:50,609 --> 00:09:53,575 Yeah? Well, I've got bigger problems. 140 00:09:53,642 --> 00:09:57,130 Fez is a good artist. He's gonna paint me onto a nudie poster... 141 00:09:57,208 --> 00:10:01,300 and sell it to every gaucho in Argentina, or wherever the hell he's from. 142 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:04,466 Eric, I'm gonna be Ms. Nude Argentina. 143 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:10,171 You know, being here under the stars... 144 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:12,867 sitting in the grass... 145 00:10:12,941 --> 00:10:15,237 makes me really glad I'm not poor. 146 00:10:16,975 --> 00:10:19,839 Man, check out that fire, baby. 147 00:10:19,908 --> 00:10:25,102 Yeah, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's turning a small fire into a big fire. 148 00:10:25,175 --> 00:10:28,937 Man, that one guitar-shaped log is roarin'. 149 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:33,266 What the- Is that my guitar? 150 00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:37,332 Yep. It's got a nice, warm sound. 151 00:10:37,409 --> 00:10:41,307 - Dead! - Back off, man. Jackie doesn't want you. 152 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,806 Yeah? She still has feelings for me and you know it! 153 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:46,670 Okay, okay, okay. Stop it! This isn't fun for me anymore! 154 00:10:46,741 --> 00:10:49,173 What? What do you mean fun for you? 155 00:10:50,242 --> 00:10:52,435 I didn't say that. 156 00:10:52,509 --> 00:10:56,498 Yeah, you did. All right. What are you trying to do? 157 00:10:56,575 --> 00:10:59,336 You're getting your kicks off of watching us jump through hoops over you. 158 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,398 No. We didn't jump through hoops. 159 00:11:01,475 --> 00:11:03,667 I'm good at that. I would have won that. 160 00:11:06,642 --> 00:11:09,835 All right. I'm done with this crap, Jackie. You choose right now. Me or him. 161 00:11:09,908 --> 00:11:12,306 Yeah, who's it gonna be? 162 00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:14,432 - Wait. What? No. L- - What's the matter? You don't know? 163 00:11:14,509 --> 00:11:16,498 No, I don't know. 164 00:11:21,609 --> 00:11:23,767 Wow. Drama. 165 00:11:26,309 --> 00:11:30,173 I know. For a second there I almost forgot about my sister's wet, naked ass. 166 00:11:30,242 --> 00:11:32,435 Oh, God! 167 00:11:34,442 --> 00:11:37,635 Yeah, where is Laurie? And where's Fez? 168 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,571 That was incredible, huh? 169 00:11:53,342 --> 00:11:55,501 It was okay. 170 00:11:56,641 --> 00:11:58,630 Okay's good enough for me. 171 00:12:15,155 --> 00:12:18,519 Wow. Yeah, I don't know if it's the mountain air... 172 00:12:18,587 --> 00:12:20,644 or the poison from that thornbush... 173 00:12:20,721 --> 00:12:23,552 but... I slept great. 174 00:12:25,388 --> 00:12:27,320 Oh, my God. It's almost 10:30. 175 00:12:27,388 --> 00:12:29,547 We're late for graduation. 176 00:12:58,088 --> 00:13:00,111 Wait, wait. Guys? 177 00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:02,313 Guys, where's the van? 178 00:13:02,388 --> 00:13:04,320 I think it's obvious, Jackie. 179 00:13:04,388 --> 00:13:07,876 The Lady of the Lake stole it. 180 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:11,647 - Why would a ghost need a van? - What's she gonna do, hitch a ride? 181 00:13:12,654 --> 00:13:14,779 Who's gonna pick up a ghost? 182 00:13:14,854 --> 00:13:17,513 And you're telling me you can't decide between us? 183 00:13:18,621 --> 00:13:21,110 Oh, my God. Fez and Laurie. 184 00:13:21,188 --> 00:13:24,517 - They probably took it to mess with us. - Aw, man. I'm gonna kill 'em. 185 00:13:24,587 --> 00:13:28,179 Eric, if I'm right about the Lady of the Lake, and I think I am... 186 00:13:29,587 --> 00:13:31,576 they might already be dead. 187 00:13:33,455 --> 00:13:37,353 I can't believe those morons missed their own graduation. 188 00:13:37,421 --> 00:13:41,648 My whole life I waited to hear the Pinciotti name called at graduation. 189 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:46,015 When they skipped from Olendorff to Stevens... 190 00:13:46,088 --> 00:13:48,815 a little part of me died. 191 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,947 Come on. Let's get you a hoagie. 192 00:13:55,221 --> 00:13:57,153 Kitty. 193 00:13:57,221 --> 00:14:01,244 We've got to have a little conversation about those pills you're taking. 194 00:14:01,321 --> 00:14:04,753 These things? I think they're working wonders. 195 00:14:04,821 --> 00:14:07,219 You know, I didn't cry once when Eric got his diploma. 196 00:14:07,288 --> 00:14:09,583 I just smiled and took his picture. 197 00:14:10,587 --> 00:14:12,519 That wasn't Eric. 198 00:14:12,587 --> 00:14:16,281 That was some skinny girl with a Dorothy Hamill haircut. 199 00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:19,446 But it's not fair, Red. 200 00:14:19,521 --> 00:14:23,453 You-You teach your children how to- how to walk, to-to use a fork... 201 00:14:23,521 --> 00:14:26,885 to-to look both ways before crossing the street... 202 00:14:26,954 --> 00:14:29,943 and then one day you realize all you're doing is teaching them how to leave. 203 00:14:30,021 --> 00:14:32,816 We should never have potty-trained him. 204 00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:35,854 Listen, Kitty. We did the kid thing... 205 00:14:35,921 --> 00:14:39,319 and it was... great. 206 00:14:40,888 --> 00:14:44,786 But now I'm looking forward to it just being the two of us again. 207 00:14:44,854 --> 00:14:46,979 This is our time. 208 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,111 Let's enjoy it. 209 00:14:53,454 --> 00:14:58,217 You're right, Red. I don't need those. 210 00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:02,345 Whenever I feel like I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown, I'll just come talk to you. 211 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,844 And I'll just give you one of these. 212 00:15:12,554 --> 00:15:14,486 Wow. What a great day. 213 00:15:14,554 --> 00:15:17,418 Not only did we get to miss our own graduation... 214 00:15:17,487 --> 00:15:20,647 but we got to ride home in the back of a pig truck. 215 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,953 Yeah, when we went around a corner... 216 00:15:24,021 --> 00:15:26,543 one of those pigs almost went to third base on me. 217 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,553 You know what? I need a shower. 218 00:15:28,621 --> 00:15:30,553 Hang on. You're not going anywhere. 219 00:15:30,621 --> 00:15:33,281 - You haven't given us an answer yet. - Yeah. Who's it gonna be? 220 00:15:33,355 --> 00:15:36,582 You know what? I can't talk about love right now. 221 00:15:36,654 --> 00:15:39,052 The bottom of my jeans have something brown on them. 222 00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:47,253 - Where the hell have you been? - I have waited 18 years for my graduation picture. 223 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:51,548 I want you all back here at 5:00 sharp in your caps and gowns, ready to say cheese. 224 00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:54,087 Is that clear? 225 00:15:54,155 --> 00:15:56,620 - Fine. - Fine. - Yes, Mom. 226 00:15:56,687 --> 00:16:02,177 Hey? What kind of a moron leaves the keys in the ignition? 227 00:16:02,255 --> 00:16:07,778 When I put the keys in my pocket, it distracts from my natural bulge. God! 228 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:22,382 You guys, I've been thinking about Steven and Michael all day... 229 00:16:22,454 --> 00:16:24,420 and I don't know who to pick. 230 00:16:24,487 --> 00:16:27,181 Face facts, Jackie. There's only one good man in this town... 231 00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:29,413 and, well, he's leaving. 232 00:16:31,954 --> 00:16:34,250 Eric, this is really hard. 233 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:40,151 I mean, okay. I know I love Steven because he's smart, and he's deep... 234 00:16:40,221 --> 00:16:42,880 and when we have conversation he makes me think. 235 00:16:42,954 --> 00:16:45,920 Which used to give me a headache, but now I really like. 236 00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:52,452 - So, go with Hyde. - Yeah, but Michael. 237 00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:57,147 Oh, Michael is so beautiful. 238 00:16:57,221 --> 00:17:01,244 And you spend a lot more time looking at someone than you do talking to them. 239 00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:06,987 Again, go with Hyde. 240 00:17:07,054 --> 00:17:09,713 No, but, Donna, you don't understand. 241 00:17:09,788 --> 00:17:12,879 Look, I know in a lot of ways I need Steven. 242 00:17:12,954 --> 00:17:15,476 But Michael needs me. 243 00:17:15,554 --> 00:17:18,180 And it's nice to be needed. 244 00:17:18,255 --> 00:17:20,550 You know what, Jackie? 245 00:17:20,621 --> 00:17:22,780 In order to help you, and- 246 00:17:22,854 --> 00:17:25,013 well, just to speed this thing up- 247 00:17:25,088 --> 00:17:28,645 I, uh- I think you should just take everything and toss it aside... 248 00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:32,881 and ask yourself, who do you love the most? 249 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,653 You're right. You're right. That's what I should do- 250 00:17:38,721 --> 00:17:41,585 - Because I'm- - No, no. Not here. Not here. 251 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,881 Yeah, that's-Yeah, just- 252 00:17:48,054 --> 00:17:51,508 More dishes? I thought we already loaded these. 253 00:17:57,587 --> 00:18:00,553 You had to bring the Millennium Falcon? 254 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:13,781 Son, here's 10 bucks for gas. 255 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,653 No way. Thanks. 256 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:20,017 Well, I just want to make sure that you get out. 257 00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:25,278 I mean, that you get, um, all the way there. 258 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,048 Hey, guys, I made a decision. 259 00:18:29,121 --> 00:18:33,053 So who's it gonna be? "Tall and hot" or "short and kosher"? 260 00:18:36,821 --> 00:18:39,014 Would you shut the hell up and let her talk? 261 00:18:39,088 --> 00:18:42,713 Okay, look. I had to ask myself a really hard question. 262 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,845 Who do I love most? 263 00:18:44,921 --> 00:18:48,318 And the answer was so obvious. It was staring me in the face the whole time. 264 00:18:48,387 --> 00:18:51,217 The person I love most is me. 265 00:18:53,554 --> 00:18:55,577 I love me most. 266 00:18:55,654 --> 00:18:58,313 You choose you? 267 00:19:00,387 --> 00:19:03,785 Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would. 268 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,676 Wait, what- So where does that leave us? 269 00:19:09,754 --> 00:19:13,186 I'll figure that out after I spend the summer by the pool. 270 00:19:13,254 --> 00:19:17,119 I feel this would be a lot clearer when I'm much tanner. 271 00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:23,049 What a bunch of crap, man. 272 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:26,780 You know, freakin' girls. If it wasn't for the soft skin, the legs... 273 00:19:26,854 --> 00:19:30,786 the eyes, the long fingernails, the butts and the boobs, I wouldn't even talk to 'em. 274 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,579 All right. All right. Picture time. 275 00:19:34,654 --> 00:19:36,677 Everybody get in front of the car. 276 00:19:36,754 --> 00:19:39,242 Hey, Forman, I got you a plant for your new apartment... 277 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,184 - but, um, I can't give it to you in front of your parents. - Oh! 278 00:19:46,821 --> 00:19:50,719 Okay, here we go. One, two- 279 00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:55,277 - Guys, I have something to tell you. - Just talk while you pose. 280 00:19:55,354 --> 00:19:59,411 Kitty, be sure to get me in the background loadin' the last bunch of Eric's crap. 281 00:19:59,487 --> 00:20:03,146 - Aw, man. - Okay, here we go. Smile. 282 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,943 Okay, tell them Laurie. 283 00:20:12,021 --> 00:20:14,612 I married Fez so he could stay in the country! 284 00:20:25,821 --> 00:20:28,446 You did what? 285 00:20:28,521 --> 00:20:33,579 Don't worry, Daddy. I don't love him. I was just bored. 286 00:20:33,654 --> 00:20:36,984 Yeah, but we will be sleeping together. 287 00:20:39,754 --> 00:20:43,982 You- Ooh. Ooh. 288 00:20:44,054 --> 00:20:46,451 - Dad, are you all right? - Uh, yeah. I'm fine. 289 00:20:46,521 --> 00:20:48,453 I'm just, uh- My arm hurts. 290 00:20:48,521 --> 00:20:52,886 Red. Red, you're all clammy. Red, I think you're having a heart attack. 291 00:20:52,954 --> 00:20:56,045 - No. Open your eyes. He's having an arm attack. - Michael- 292 00:20:57,354 --> 00:21:00,411 Michael, get a chair. Laurie, call an ambulance. 293 00:21:02,854 --> 00:21:04,649 Okay. Hang in there, Dad. 294 00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:14,583 - Kitty? - Yes, Red? 295 00:21:14,654 --> 00:21:17,620 If I don't make it... 296 00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:20,152 kill the foreigner. 297 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:30,418 So, Red's gonna be okay, huh? 298 00:21:30,487 --> 00:21:33,578 Yeah, he's doing better, but they're gonna be at the hospital for a while. 299 00:21:33,654 --> 00:21:36,017 - Hey, you got the letter for your folks? - Yes. 300 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:39,053 I told them I'm married, and I'm not coming home. 301 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:42,314 And that people have landed on the great white head. 302 00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:53,376 Yeah, that'll get there.