1 00:00:14,674 --> 00:00:16,073 So... cold... 2 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:21,168 can't... use the force... 3 00:00:25,463 --> 00:00:26,262 - Eric - Leia? 4 00:00:29,359 --> 00:00:29,959 Oh, Hi 5 00:00:31,557 --> 00:00:32,756 Were you like that all night? 6 00:00:33,156 --> 00:00:33,955 No! No! 7 00:00:34,454 --> 00:00:36,652 from 1 to 4 I was whimpering 8 00:00:36,852 --> 00:00:38,151 because your knee was in my back 9 00:00:39,349 --> 00:00:42,147 yeah, we get to Madison next week... Were getting' a bigger bed 10 00:00:43,345 --> 00:00:46,143 Eric, my knee was in your back because you were trying to hump me in your sleep 11 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,140 No, I wasn't asleep 12 00:00:51,637 --> 00:00:52,137 I gotta go, 13 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,135 my folks come home from the hospital, today 14 00:00:54,834 --> 00:00:57,631 Donna, what's going on in there? Donna! 15 00:00:57,731 --> 00:00:59,929 Um, just a minute, dad 16 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,127 - This is yours! - No, time! 17 00:01:03,126 --> 00:01:05,623 - I'm coming in! - Hi, daddy 18 00:01:06,422 --> 00:01:09,120 - I heard voices - Oh, that was me! 19 00:01:09,619 --> 00:01:11,817 you know greeting this beautiful morning 20 00:01:16,412 --> 00:01:16,812 Get out 21 00:01:24,904 --> 00:01:28,400 May I ask why you're wearing my daughters blouse? 22 00:01:29,599 --> 00:01:31,197 I thought you'd be mad if I was nude 23 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:36,592 Oh, what the hell? 24 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:38,690 Fez? 25 00:01:45,883 --> 00:01:47,881 Oh, my God! Did you see anything? 26 00:01:48,180 --> 00:01:50,079 Not, much you should really think about a night light 27 00:01:56,372 --> 00:01:58,870 That '70s show Season 6 Episode 1 The Kids Are Alright 28 00:02:00,069 --> 00:02:02,666 Subtitles by SirMartini moonshine85@gmail.com 29 00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:05,664 Preèasoval / Retiming blsho 30 00:02:38,930 --> 00:02:41,028 Yeah, it's a sweatband, I'm wearing sweatbands now 31 00:02:44,824 --> 00:02:45,323 What are you doing? 32 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,217 Well, police academy starts in a week so I gotta get in shape... 33 00:02:51,917 --> 00:02:53,315 So I'm eating raw egg's, like Rocky. 34 00:02:55,113 --> 00:02:57,511 Kelso? Rocky, ate raw eggs 'cause he was training for a fight 35 00:02:58,110 --> 00:03:01,107 if he was training to be a cophe'd just flunk out a high school and grow a bad mustache 36 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,503 Oh, I'm growing the bad mustache 37 00:03:10,898 --> 00:03:13,695 Ooh! Forman, just because there's a sale at Penny's doesn't mean you gotta buy everything 38 00:03:15,793 --> 00:03:18,790 Hey, Fez, your suppose to bring your date home and then take her pants off 39 00:03:20,588 --> 00:03:25,283 Fellas, I'm afraid your little jokes don't bother me because soon I will be starting my new life in Madison, 40 00:03:25,483 --> 00:03:28,980 where if I so choose I can wear ladies cloths all I want! 41 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:31,877 Really? Where is this Madison? 42 00:03:37,871 --> 00:03:40,768 So I can go there and kick their dress-wearing asses 43 00:03:44,964 --> 00:03:48,860 Guys come on. I'm all man, I'm married to Eric's slutty sister 44 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:53,555 - Yeah, how's that going? - Oh, not great 45 00:03:54,254 --> 00:03:57,751 but I'm pretty sure when Laurie gets back from our honeymoon in Cancun, things will pick up 46 00:04:00,848 --> 00:04:03,445 - Laurie went on your honeymoon alone? - Oh, no that would be crazy 47 00:04:05,043 --> 00:04:06,842 she took her friend, Carlos, along to keep an eye on her... 48 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:12,636 But I paid for both of them so everyone knows who the man is in this deal 49 00:04:14,934 --> 00:04:19,229 Hellos, Boys, it is me, the object of your desire 50 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:23,525 - Hi Jackie - So, Jackie, you choose between me and Kelso, yet? 51 00:04:24,224 --> 00:04:26,322 I'm on my way to the pool right now to think about it 52 00:04:26,822 --> 00:04:30,618 rest assured! when I'm in my most delicious shade of cocoa brown, you will have your answers. 53 00:04:32,516 --> 00:04:37,411 Well this might tip the scales, I'm not wearing anything underneath my tracksuit 54 00:04:39,609 --> 00:04:41,107 - This is stupid, all right, I'm outta here 55 00:04:41,707 --> 00:04:44,104 Hey, Jackie you want to see something hot? watch me drink raw eggs! 56 00:04:44,104 --> 00:04:46,202 - Oh, M-Michael— - Jackie, hold on I'm drinking my eggs 57 00:04:46,302 --> 00:04:50,198 - No Michael - Jackie! whatever it is I'm sure it can wait until after I drink my eggs 58 00:04:51,697 --> 00:04:52,496 Fine! 59 00:05:01,887 --> 00:05:06,082 - Now, what is so important? - You're allergic to eggs! 60 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:10,378 Oh, man, I am 61 00:05:14,374 --> 00:05:16,572 Yeah, I gotta go to the hospital 62 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:20,368 That's okay, I'll drive. I gotta pick up my folks anyway. 63 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:24,664 So, uh, Hyde? Your competition for Jackie is, uh... 64 00:05:24,664 --> 00:05:25,763 egg boy! 65 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,159 Ooh, that must be so humiliating 66 00:05:29,559 --> 00:05:32,156 Fez, your wife's on your honeymoon with another guy 67 00:05:33,455 --> 00:05:38,250 Oh, no, no, no Carlos is just like a, he's kinda like a-like a chaperone, he, uh... 68 00:05:42,046 --> 00:05:43,345 Son of a BITCH! 69 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:54,334 How you doin' back there, Kels'? 70 00:05:58,630 --> 00:06:00,828 My eyes fell tight, do I look okay? 71 00:06:02,026 --> 00:06:03,924 - Oh my God! - What? What? 72 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,521 Nothing, we're just shocked at how... 73 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,618 Great ... you look 74 00:06:11,817 --> 00:06:14,913 Oh, it's the sweatband. I'm wearing sweatbands now. 75 00:06:20,108 --> 00:06:22,506 Come on, Kitty, lets get the hell out of this weird place 76 00:06:23,505 --> 00:06:25,303 I think some of these nurses are stealing drugs 77 00:06:27,201 --> 00:06:28,600 Red, I am a nurse here 78 00:06:32,396 --> 00:06:33,695 I stand by my statement 79 00:06:34,893 --> 00:06:36,692 Okay, Mr. Forman just to be clear. 80 00:06:37,191 --> 00:06:40,288 no going to work, no chores, no driving for three months 81 00:06:40,688 --> 00:06:44,684 - and lets not forget the root cause of the problem? - To much rage, right? 82 00:06:46,282 --> 00:06:50,478 Yeah, so he probably shouldn't, like... Yell at anyone, anymore right? 83 00:06:52,176 --> 00:06:55,173 Actually, the reason he ran into trouble is he was holding stuff in 84 00:06:58,869 --> 00:07:00,468 He was holding stuff in? Okay! 85 00:07:00,668 --> 00:07:03,365 I weigh 42 pounds 'cause of what he let out and I'm sorry your telling me that, uh 86 00:07:04,764 --> 00:07:05,663 there's more in there? 87 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:08,260 No no no 88 00:07:09,359 --> 00:07:13,954 He does not weigh 42 pounds... and these two are the best of buddies! 89 00:07:14,054 --> 00:07:17,051 "Hey, Dad wanna go fishing?" "Sure, son, let's hug" 90 00:07:19,149 --> 00:07:20,648 that's what it's like at our house 91 00:07:23,145 --> 00:07:24,444 See what I mean about the drugs? 92 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,638 What you need to do is focus on things that make you happy 93 00:07:30,837 --> 00:07:35,133 Ok... But... I don't know were we're gonna find a boat load of dead commies 94 00:07:37,930 --> 00:07:39,729 They gave me four shots, none in the arm 95 00:07:42,226 --> 00:07:44,424 Hey, pretty lady you like what you see? 96 00:07:49,019 --> 00:07:51,517 Jackie, when are you gonna decide between Kelso and Hyde? 97 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:52,815 I already have 98 00:07:53,215 --> 00:07:54,314 - What? - Yeah... 99 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:58,410 Oh, here you go little boy 100 00:08:03,705 --> 00:08:05,603 - So, who'd you pick? - Well... 101 00:08:07,701 --> 00:08:10,198 Wow, this ball must be hard to catch, huh? 102 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,791 I chose Steven, and I'm gonna tell him today 103 00:08:16,991 --> 00:08:18,590 I cannot wait to see the look on his face 104 00:08:19,589 --> 00:08:20,787 Oh, my God! What if he cries? 105 00:08:22,086 --> 00:08:23,185 Yeah, that's not gonna happen 106 00:08:24,184 --> 00:08:25,982 Oh, I'll make him cry, you watch and see 107 00:08:29,778 --> 00:08:30,678 Hey, what are you—? 108 00:08:31,876 --> 00:08:33,075 You get a good look you little perv! 109 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,473 She touched me and it was awesome! 110 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:42,366 Now, get you, 111 00:08:43,165 --> 00:08:46,662 upstairs for your nap... and Eric he needs quiet, so no shenanigans! 112 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:49,459 Mom, please, I haven't Shenaniganed in about six years... 113 00:08:51,357 --> 00:08:53,854 I've hooliganed, I've no-good nicked 114 00:08:53,854 --> 00:08:55,153 I've ne'er done well, just yesterday I caught myself rabble Rousing — 115 00:08:55,153 --> 00:08:58,150 Will you SHUT UP! 116 00:09:02,845 --> 00:09:03,844 Welcome home, Dad! 117 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:10,238 YOU! You got a lot of nerve... 118 00:09:11,537 --> 00:09:15,732 Showing your face around here after what you did to my daughter 119 00:09:16,731 --> 00:09:19,129 - Hey, I did you a favor that girls been passed around this town - Nooooo 120 00:09:24,224 --> 00:09:29,818 Okay, You have already given him one heart attack... That's enough, now hush 121 00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:34,314 Hey, look buddy, rasionettes! 122 00:09:37,111 --> 00:09:38,709 Okay, okay, nap time 123 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:42,705 Oh Eric, your father has a check up next week so I need you to take him 124 00:09:42,705 --> 00:09:48,100 Mom, I have to register for college, remember? This- I'm not gonna be here, I'm moving away 125 00:09:49,698 --> 00:09:53,595 - Oh, so your still going? - Yes, I'm still going, to college 126 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,192 - Fine! - Mom, I gotta get outta here 127 00:09:56,292 --> 00:09:59,788 Oh, Kitty let him go, odds are he's not gonna amount to anything 128 00:09:59,788 --> 00:10:01,487 and I don't want him blaming me 129 00:10:02,985 --> 00:10:06,681 See? that is exactly the kind of thing that I have to get away from. 130 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,380 - Fine! - Great! 131 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:09,579 - Great! - Fine! 132 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,775 - Oh, my heart Iiiiiiiiii— - Dad, Dad! 133 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,573 I just thought I'd break the tension 134 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:18,869 that's gonna come in handy 135 00:10:19,668 --> 00:10:21,367 Okay, no more fake heart attacks! 136 00:10:22,066 --> 00:10:25,962 Next time you clench your chest you'd better see some a bright light and some dead relatives 137 00:10:29,059 --> 00:10:31,057 Hey little brother, Hey, hubby! 138 00:10:31,457 --> 00:10:33,155 Don't "hubby" me, I'm mad at you! 139 00:10:34,354 --> 00:10:35,752 Aw, but I brought you a souvenir 140 00:10:36,751 --> 00:10:39,249 Oh, look Fez, a genuine Cancun shot glass 141 00:10:39,249 --> 00:10:41,247 still sticky with tequila! 142 00:10:43,145 --> 00:10:44,444 Aaw, you shouldn't have 143 00:10:46,342 --> 00:10:48,639 No biggie, some guy left it in my room 144 00:10:54,134 --> 00:10:58,330 Okay... Steven, I'm here to tell you, I've made my decision 145 00:10:59,029 --> 00:11:00,228 I choose you! 146 00:11:08,619 --> 00:11:09,419 Yeah, I'm a good kisser 147 00:11:12,615 --> 00:11:13,115 Here's your gum back. 148 00:11:16,112 --> 00:11:18,110 Oh, Steven, I missed you so much 149 00:11:21,606 --> 00:11:23,105 Hyde, you ready? 150 00:11:24,404 --> 00:11:25,203 Yeah, lets hit it 151 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,199 Who is this? 152 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:33,594 This is my date, you didn't think I was gonna wait around for you all summer, did you? 153 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,592 Looks like you traded up 154 00:11:37,091 --> 00:11:38,290 Oh, you better back off 155 00:11:38,889 --> 00:11:42,186 - Back off or what? - I'll call your parents. 156 00:11:44,084 --> 00:11:45,782 My parents don't speak midget 157 00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:51,477 Okay, okay, I hate myself for stopping a girl fight, let's just... 158 00:11:52,176 --> 00:11:53,974 — Ah, screw it, Go! Go! 159 00:11:55,872 --> 00:12:01,167 All right, Steven you made your point now... Please, stay here with me 160 00:12:01,566 --> 00:12:04,963 I'm sorry but I got plans. Hey, maybe you should go work on you tan 161 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,360 Skank! 162 00:12:20,747 --> 00:12:22,346 Okay, here you go 163 00:12:23,644 --> 00:12:25,742 egg whites only, no yolks they're bad for you 164 00:12:27,141 --> 00:12:28,539 But the yellow part is the baby bird 165 00:12:31,037 --> 00:12:32,236 that's the part I wanna eat 166 00:12:34,733 --> 00:12:38,130 Sorry... too much cholesterol, which also means no bacon 167 00:12:38,330 --> 00:12:41,027 just good old heart-healthy Ham 168 00:12:48,719 --> 00:12:49,419 Bacon 169 00:12:54,513 --> 00:12:55,512 Ah, this is so good 170 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,409 and is... so much better than ham 171 00:13:01,706 --> 00:13:03,704 And for you, 172 00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:07,900 my famous chocolate chip, Carmel whipped cream pancakes! 173 00:13:09,898 --> 00:13:13,994 Maom, your not gonna bribe me into staying home from school 174 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,092 with super sweet breakfast food 175 00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:17,590 Where are my sprinkles? 176 00:13:19,389 --> 00:13:24,483 No, no the pancakes are an apology, I overreacted before of course you have to go to school 177 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:28,679 - So that's it? It's- no guilt? - That's right 178 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,675 What a nice, warm family moment! 179 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,871 Lets celebrate... With bacon 180 00:13:44,763 --> 00:13:45,662 Bacon 181 00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:51,856 Steven, how could you go out with another girl when I chose you? 182 00:13:52,356 --> 00:13:56,951 Jackie, when I said choose between me and Kelso, I meant choose me, right then 183 00:13:57,251 --> 00:13:59,249 making me sit around and wait it out is immature. 184 00:13:59,848 --> 00:14:02,745 I want what I want when I want it, what is so immature about that? 185 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,741 Forget it, Jackie, maybe your just not my type 186 00:14:10,238 --> 00:14:11,137 Whoa! That was rough, 187 00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:15,033 even I've had a better day then you and my head swelled up to five times it's normal size 188 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:26,022 Oh, my God, Donna? Madison has a course called The Social Significance... Of Jedi Culture 189 00:14:29,418 --> 00:14:32,915 Mom, what- why are you doing laundry? It's almost midnight... 190 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,511 Well, with your dad not working, I had to pick up a double shift at the hospital 191 00:14:36,611 --> 00:14:37,810 this is the only time I have to do it 192 00:14:41,107 --> 00:14:43,904 - Okay, don't do this - Do what? 193 00:14:44,903 --> 00:14:47,900 Come down here in the middle of the night, doing laundry, looking like hell— 194 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,398 - Oh, excuse me - No, I... 195 00:14:51,396 --> 00:14:55,193 I'm just saying, your trying to make me feel guilty for leaving and it's not gonna work... 196 00:14:56,092 --> 00:14:57,890 I can't stay here, okay? 197 00:14:58,889 --> 00:15:03,384 I have to go off and live my life. I disserve that Mom, I disserve a chance 198 00:15:03,684 --> 00:15:06,481 Okay, okay, no need to use your squeaky voice 199 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:15,572 I understand that you have to leave, I have bigger things to worry about then making you feel guilty 200 00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:24,264 - Eric, if you feel like you need to stay, I mean, we can talk about - No no! 201 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,757 - We're leaving next week... and that's final! - Ok 202 00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:40,547 Yeah, it's bacon 203 00:15:42,445 --> 00:15:45,143 and I don't care if you tell your mother. She doesn't scare me! 204 00:15:46,042 --> 00:15:47,440 Eric I almost forgot! 205 00:15:52,635 --> 00:15:57,131 How could Steven say I'm not his type? I'm everybody's type, that's my thing 206 00:15:58,429 --> 00:16:02,026 Well, at least you don't have to worry about me chasing after you anymore 207 00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:05,322 I mean, most of the stuff you and Hyde use to argue about? I didn't even understand 208 00:16:05,722 --> 00:16:08,719 which makes me think you've become a complicated woman and I don't want none of that 209 00:16:10,617 --> 00:16:12,615 So, your really okay with us just being friends 210 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,213 Yeah, I release you 211 00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:23,005 Fly, little bird, fly, fly away! 212 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:28,699 That was you 213 00:16:32,196 --> 00:16:35,792 - Michael, do you think I'm immature? - No, your almost fully grown 214 00:16:39,588 --> 00:16:40,687 Well... Steven thinks so 215 00:16:41,187 --> 00:16:46,182 Apparently, I'm immature and that skank in the leather jacket is what? Cool? 216 00:16:46,681 --> 00:16:49,179 Well I can be cool, people can change. 217 00:16:49,578 --> 00:16:53,774 Olivia Newton-John did it for John Travolta and that movie was totally realistic 218 00:17:04,863 --> 00:17:05,962 Yummy! 219 00:17:09,658 --> 00:17:10,457 Jackie? 220 00:17:10,457 --> 00:17:12,156 Tell me about it, Steve? 221 00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:20,587 Oh, Jackie, your so much cooler then that skank I was with before 222 00:18:21,286 --> 00:18:26,281 please take me back. 'cause we belong together like Bop-booba-loo-ba, sha-walla, sha-bang, sha-bang 223 00:18:29,778 --> 00:18:31,576 Ah! The whole gang is back together again 224 00:18:33,774 --> 00:18:34,973 Yes, they did it 225 00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:41,866 Are you gonna sing? 226 00:18:44,263 --> 00:18:46,461 Cause I've heard you sing and 227 00:18:48,259 --> 00:18:50,058 your not gonna sing, are you? 228 00:18:50,957 --> 00:18:53,254 No, but I'm gonna get Steven back, whatever it takes 229 00:18:54,054 --> 00:18:57,150 and I'm gonna get me a pair of those black satin pants 'cause I look good in those 230 00:19:05,642 --> 00:19:07,640 - Mom? - Fabric softener! I'm up! 231 00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:11,836 Mrs. Forman, are you okay? 232 00:19:11,936 --> 00:19:15,033 Oh, sure... Oh, God, I'm late for work 233 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:16,931 Your working tonight? 234 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:21,826 Well, honey, nights can be our busiest time. Lots of people stroke out after a big salty dinner 235 00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:26,121 But you worked all day 236 00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:30,417 I know Okay, there's food in the... 237 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,315 Oh, who am I kidding, there's no food! 238 00:19:42,605 --> 00:19:43,604 They can't do this to me! 239 00:19:44,703 --> 00:19:47,500 they cannot do this to me I gotta get outta here! 240 00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:53,894 of all the people in history of the world that have ever had to get anywhere It is me HAVING TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! I have to go! 241 00:20:01,886 --> 00:20:02,785 I have to stay 242 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:11,976 Donna, I'm sorry 243 00:20:13,374 --> 00:20:15,872 Sorry? Eric, I think its amazing that you'd do that for your family. 244 00:20:20,367 --> 00:20:22,265 and you know we'll see each other on the weekend's 245 00:20:24,163 --> 00:20:25,162 Oh, so your still going? 246 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,857 Yeah, I mean... 247 00:20:33,554 --> 00:20:34,153 Yeah 248 00:20:36,451 --> 00:20:40,647 Yeah... No, of course 249 00:20:42,845 --> 00:20:46,241 Oh, come on! I think I have something that might make you feel better? 250 00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:55,032 Hey, um... Can we just like.. Could we just sit for a while 251 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:57,830 Yeah, sure. 252 00:21:09,318 --> 00:21:10,317 Sit for a while? 253 00:21:13,114 --> 00:21:15,112 If I hadn't found this bacon I'd be really pissed of 254 00:21:24,103 --> 00:21:27,400 I mean, just because I don't wear dresses... And, I know how to fix a car 255 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,098 doesn't mean I don't like to be told I'm pretty 256 00:21:29,698 --> 00:21:31,496 Wow, it's like I'm reading my own journal 257 00:21:33,394 --> 00:21:36,191 I think your pretty, I think your really pretty 258 00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:38,889 I think your pretty 259 00:21:38,889 --> 00:21:39,987 Stop! 260 00:21:46,481 --> 00:21:47,480 Is this really happening? 261 00:21:48,779 --> 00:21:51,276 Shh! You'll break the spell!