1 00:00:02,575 --> 00:00:03,959 Eric Forman's Basement 2 00:00:04,331 --> 00:00:05,657 Midnight 3 00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:07,415 Eric's 18th Birthday 4 00:00:07,751 --> 00:00:10,633 And... midnight. 5 00:00:11,174 --> 00:00:13,883 So long 17, in the words of Alice Cooper 6 00:00:14,302 --> 00:00:15,790 I'm 18 and I like it. 7 00:00:17,531 --> 00:00:18,634 Happy birthday, Man. 8 00:00:18,634 --> 00:00:19,844 Let's give him his present. 9 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,692 It's a case of 23 beers. 10 00:00:28,471 --> 00:00:31,122 - Kelso? - I deserved one, I carried it. 11 00:00:35,357 --> 00:00:36,223 Yeah... 12 00:00:37,552 --> 00:00:38,935 that tastes like 18. 13 00:00:41,463 --> 00:00:44,172 Whoa, check out the new stereo. 14 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,586 Oh it plays records and 8 tracks, this thing's like right out of the future. 15 00:00:50,552 --> 00:00:52,338 Yeah Donna gave it to me. 16 00:00:52,473 --> 00:00:55,239 I think she feels bad that she's going to college without me. 17 00:00:55,331 --> 00:00:58,165 So on the one hand I'm losing the girl that I've been in love with since I was 5 18 00:00:58,165 --> 00:01:00,988 but on the other hand I get a crappy stereo. 19 00:01:01,955 --> 00:01:02,982 Score! 20 00:01:04,436 --> 00:01:08,586 What? I mean she's going to dump you eventually. Rock and roll never dies. 21 00:01:14,331 --> 00:01:16,885 Kelso, Donna and I are fine, okay? 22 00:01:17,433 --> 00:01:20,137 I mean, she's waiting until the very last bus to go to school tomorrow, 23 00:01:20,137 --> 00:01:24,076 so we can spend every minute of my birthday together. We're just gonna make this work. 24 00:01:24,076 --> 00:01:28,341 Eric, long distance relationships don't work. Just ask my girlfriend back home. 25 00:01:28,341 --> 00:01:29,627 Fez, you have a girlfriend back home? 26 00:01:29,627 --> 00:01:32,325 No, don't you listen? Long distance relationships don't work. 27 00:01:35,267 --> 00:01:39,187 You guys, Donna and I are not gonna let a couple of miles come between us, okay? 28 00:01:39,328 --> 00:01:40,714 This isn't the end of the world. 29 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:46,366 My world is over, man. 30 00:01:48,198 --> 00:01:53,428 Forman, I know what you're thinking. Donna's gonna go to school, meet a whole bunch of people way cooler than you 31 00:01:53,428 --> 00:01:55,215 and probably fall in love with someone else. 32 00:01:57,370 --> 00:02:00,136 - And you don't think she will? - Oh, I know she will. 33 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,687 My advice to you is drink up. 34 00:02:06,603 --> 00:02:11,786 I can't believe she's just leaving, y'know? Hasn't she heard of a little something called sacrifice? 35 00:02:13,298 --> 00:02:17,756 Y'know, she sacrifices an education, or a career, or a future of any kind, and in exchange 36 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,478 she gets me. 37 00:02:22,772 --> 00:02:24,904 You don't offer much in the way of excitement, 38 00:02:25,558 --> 00:02:31,034 but if it's the same old same old a girls after, look out. 39 00:02:34,427 --> 00:02:35,996 I never deserved her anyway 40 00:02:35,996 --> 00:02:39,235 Well we're here for ya. Here ya go, dry your eyes. 41 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:44,788 Thanks you guys, I feel better. 42 00:02:51,293 --> 00:02:53,310 I think we all do. 43 00:02:54,686 --> 00:02:56,299 Alright buddy, come on let's get you to bed. 44 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,005 Big boy lets tuck you in. 45 00:03:07,179 --> 00:03:08,050 Alright, sleep tight buddy. 46 00:03:11,128 --> 00:03:12,569 The next morning 47 00:03:20,921 --> 00:03:22,110 Oh good lord. 48 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:23,321 What, what? 49 00:03:27,645 --> 00:03:29,317 Happy birthday, dumb-ass. 50 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:37,929 That '70s show Season 6 Episode 3 Magic Bus 51 00:03:38,005 --> 00:03:41,695 Subtitles by SirMartini moonshine85@gmail.com 52 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:45,492 Preèasoval / Retiming blsho 53 00:04:11,714 --> 00:04:13,866 Okay Red, remember 54 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:20,531 don't tire yourself out today, because tonight is a special night in the bedroom. 55 00:04:23,258 --> 00:04:25,161 Bob Newhart's on Carson? 56 00:04:26,813 --> 00:04:29,810 No silly, it's been a month since your heart attack. 57 00:04:30,128 --> 00:04:32,375 Tonight's the night the doctor gave us the okay. 58 00:04:35,012 --> 00:04:37,607 Y'know the okay. 59 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,430 Kitty I don't like clues, just say it. 60 00:04:43,879 --> 00:04:46,679 - The okay to make love. - Don't say that. 61 00:04:47,975 --> 00:04:50,472 Well tonight is my only night off this week. 62 00:04:50,472 --> 00:04:53,008 Let's not talk about it in front of the boy. 63 00:04:54,212 --> 00:04:56,172 Or girl, or whatever he is today. 64 00:04:57,935 --> 00:04:59,778 Let's not talk about what in front of the boy? 65 00:05:04,190 --> 00:05:06,784 Ohhh, you guys are planning a surprise party for me tonight, aren't you? 66 00:05:07,428 --> 00:05:09,444 Well first of all, thank you. 67 00:05:09,881 --> 00:05:14,609 Second of all let me just say, 18 years old, not too old for ice-cream cake, okay. 68 00:05:16,293 --> 00:05:19,117 So where's my special birthday breakfast? 69 00:05:19,345 --> 00:05:23,204 Oh my goodness, I've been so busy this morning I forgot all about your breakfast. 70 00:05:23,836 --> 00:05:27,614 Okay I'll play along. 71 00:05:31,082 --> 00:05:38,630 La de da, here I am, completely unaware that I'm about to get my super birthday breakfast with 4 pieces of bacon. 72 00:05:40,565 --> 00:05:44,483 - Honey, there is no breakfast. - Mom gags over, gimmie the bacon. 73 00:05:45,927 --> 00:05:47,599 Are you sure you want bacon? 74 00:05:48,032 --> 00:05:48,611 It's fattening. 75 00:05:49,704 --> 00:05:51,836 You barely fit into your best dress as it is. 76 00:05:57,049 --> 00:05:59,297 Eric honey, let me make it up to you. 77 00:05:59,441 --> 00:06:03,475 How about tonight instead of hanging out around here you just... 78 00:06:04,327 --> 00:06:05,767 you take the night off. 79 00:06:08,339 --> 00:06:11,326 Oh, because there's 'no party'. 80 00:06:14,613 --> 00:06:15,593 I'm with you. 81 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:25,960 Steven I am so glad we're back together. 82 00:06:26,170 --> 00:06:28,879 I thought I'd lost my little Puddin' Pop forever. 83 00:06:29,669 --> 00:06:33,932 Wanna hear something sick? I actually missed you calling me Puddin' Pop. 84 00:06:38,322 --> 00:06:40,799 How many times have I told you guys not to make out on my bed? 85 00:06:42,398 --> 00:06:45,394 You guys are like cats, you don't even listen. Down! 86 00:06:47,688 --> 00:06:51,319 Donna! Donna you know what? You're leaving tonight so technically this isn't your bed anymore. 87 00:06:51,456 --> 00:06:54,798 Besides, I just can't keep my hands off my Puddin' Pop. 88 00:06:56,814 --> 00:06:57,843 - Puddin' Pop? - Puddin' Pop? 89 00:06:59,766 --> 00:07:01,035 Is that supposed to be me? 90 00:07:01,871 --> 00:07:03,773 I've never heard that name before in my life. 91 00:07:09,183 --> 00:07:09,642 Donna, 92 00:07:10,925 --> 00:07:11,789 you're amazing. 93 00:07:12,254 --> 00:07:15,826 Taking the midnight bus tonight, just so you can spend my whole birthday with me that... 94 00:07:16,314 --> 00:07:18,965 I swear that is right up there with not wearing a bra in public. 95 00:07:20,102 --> 00:07:20,912 Wow 96 00:07:21,496 --> 00:07:22,935 you're taking this really well. 97 00:07:23,082 --> 00:07:26,656 Yeah well, I know I have a history of ruining these things. 98 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:31,756 Birthdays, holidays, that perm that made you look like a poodle. 99 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:35,213 But I'm not gonna do that okay? 100 00:07:35,626 --> 00:07:37,643 I'm not gonna ruin our last day together. 101 00:07:39,914 --> 00:07:41,296 Oh, so 102 00:07:41,581 --> 00:07:42,850 you're taking the toaster? 103 00:07:44,014 --> 00:07:44,524 What? 104 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:50,285 Ah, it's just y'know we bought it together, so I guess I kinda though it was like our toaster. 105 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:54,540 What do I know, it's not like I'm the one going to college right? 106 00:07:54,737 --> 00:07:56,755 You are - with my toaster. 107 00:07:57,794 --> 00:08:02,233 - Okay Eric if it's a problem... - Oh, it's a problem. You thought you could just sneak it out of town without telling me 108 00:08:02,318 --> 00:08:04,106 cause you knew it was wrong, didn't ya lady? 109 00:08:05,959 --> 00:08:09,878 Okay Eric, I don't know what your deal is, but you're ruining our last day together. 110 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:13,385 I wouldn't be me if I didn't ruin it! 111 00:08:14,486 --> 00:08:18,230 You know what? Enjoy your toast, I hope it burns! 112 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:31,783 Oh man, Casablanca. This is the part where Humphrey Bogart tells Ingrid Bergman 113 00:08:31,948 --> 00:08:33,909 they'll always have Paris. 114 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:36,506 What's his problem? The guy owns a bar, man. 115 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:40,500 he'd be beating those French sluts off with a stick. 116 00:08:42,543 --> 00:08:43,696 How'd it go with Donna? 117 00:08:44,412 --> 00:08:45,680 I ruined it. 118 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:49,993 And I knew I was ruining it, while I was ruining it. 119 00:08:51,084 --> 00:08:52,871 I just kept on ruining it. 120 00:08:54,219 --> 00:08:55,372 Now Bogey y'know... 121 00:08:56,685 --> 00:08:58,416 that guy knows how to let a woman go. 122 00:08:58,827 --> 00:09:00,503 "Here's lookin' at you Kid." 123 00:09:01,555 --> 00:09:02,765 I threw a toaster. 124 00:09:05,527 --> 00:09:08,583 Hey if you wanna be like Bogey you gotta let her go. 125 00:09:09,498 --> 00:09:11,431 Only Bogey'll get another hot girl. 126 00:09:13,473 --> 00:09:16,468 You, I see Star Wars conventions and fat chicks. 127 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:21,395 Hey, Bogey and I have more in common than you think. 128 00:09:26,018 --> 00:09:29,994 Of all the teenage burger hangouts, in all the towns, in all the world, 129 00:09:30,514 --> 00:09:34,778 she walks into mine, only to walk right back out again. 130 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,061 Play it Fez. 131 00:09:46,703 --> 00:09:48,836 It'll cost you a Baby Ruth. 132 00:10:25,663 --> 00:10:27,325 Now I want a Baby Ruth. 133 00:10:28,699 --> 00:10:30,198 Hey, let's go to the Hub. 134 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:33,439 - Uh, I can't. - Let me see that. 135 00:10:35,087 --> 00:10:40,100 Forman, I think there's a rule that when you turn 18 you can't let Scooby tell you the time anymore. 136 00:10:42,313 --> 00:10:46,174 Shows what you know Hyde, that's Deputy Dawg. 137 00:10:50,856 --> 00:10:54,059 I can't wait until all of Donna's giant clothes are out of the closet. 138 00:10:54,059 --> 00:11:00,397 I don't even go in there now. I'm afraid I'll fall into one of her big shoes, and never be heard from again. 139 00:11:01,301 --> 00:11:06,914 Well I guess I must be Eric's best friend, 'cause I'm the only one took the trouble of getting him a birthday cake. 140 00:11:09,295 --> 00:11:10,274 It's good too. 141 00:11:11,832 --> 00:11:15,981 Maybe we should think about getting him something else. What do you think, Puddin Pop? 142 00:11:19,081 --> 00:11:25,336 Why does everybody keep calling me that? My name's not Puddin' Pop, I've never heard that name before in my life. 143 00:11:26,621 --> 00:11:28,180 Forman's dead. 144 00:11:29,223 --> 00:11:32,852 Hey if you guys think that's funny, you should hear what Steven calls me. He calls me his... 145 00:11:35,436 --> 00:11:38,031 Hey! Oh hey, that's some good cake. 146 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:42,096 So I heard Eric threw a toaster. 147 00:11:43,968 --> 00:11:46,676 It's almost as bad as the time he called you a poodle head. 148 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,462 Which he brought up again today. 149 00:11:49,462 --> 00:11:50,730 He's not good. 150 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:54,973 Well I'm just surprised Eric was able to lift the toaster. 151 00:11:58,288 --> 00:12:05,721 Donna I've been looking all over for you. I'm so sorry I was such a jerk earlier. It's your last day, and it's my birthday 152 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,946 - I just... I wanna spend it together. - Eric it's okay, I know you don't care about the toaster. 153 00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:14,478 You're sad I'm leaving and I'm sad too. 154 00:12:15,327 --> 00:12:18,037 Hey don't take him back, he threw a toaster. 155 00:12:22,314 --> 00:12:26,153 Hey, shouldn't my surprise party have started already? 156 00:12:26,153 --> 00:12:29,608 We keep telling you there's no party man, it's like you're deaf. 157 00:12:30,485 --> 00:12:34,289 Eric there is NO party. 158 00:12:41,902 --> 00:12:45,935 No, no, no, why are you here? You can't be here. 159 00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:52,337 Oh right, I'll go outside, then I'll come back, and you guys yell 'surprise!' and I'll yell 'you got me!' 160 00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:55,311 Eric honey, there's no party. 161 00:12:55,869 --> 00:12:56,794 What? 162 00:12:58,502 --> 00:13:04,585 How can there not be a party? Mom, what is more important than your only son's 18th birthday? 163 00:13:14,886 --> 00:13:16,096 Okay fine. 164 00:13:17,528 --> 00:13:21,792 For the first time since his heart attack your father and I are having intercourse. 165 00:13:28,696 --> 00:13:29,734 Sexy 166 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:36,035 Okay let's get this over with. 167 00:13:39,905 --> 00:13:41,461 Happy birthday. 168 00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:57,765 I can't friggin' believe my Mom didn't plan a friggin' party on my 18th friggin' birthday. 169 00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:03,394 The only party going on in this house is in their bedroom, and that's all ugh! 170 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:09,257 Forman, you hate it when your Mom does stuff for your birthday. Remember 2 years ago? 171 00:14:15,649 --> 00:14:17,675 I'm 16. 172 00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:24,456 Hey, your mother worked very hard on this party, now you be nice to her or we're cancelling the puppet show. 173 00:14:26,327 --> 00:14:29,555 Oh sit on the tiny horse, so I can take a picture. 174 00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:32,828 I can't Mom 175 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,352 I'll kill it 176 00:14:38,475 --> 00:14:39,858 Yeah okay, fine 177 00:14:40,805 --> 00:14:42,419 but she should have done something for me. 178 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,047 Well we're here for ya. 179 00:14:44,047 --> 00:14:47,852 We scraped together a few bucks and got you something you can actually use. 180 00:14:49,342 --> 00:14:50,035 What is it? 181 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,305 It's a knob for your new stereo. 182 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,750 Wait, did you guys just take this off while I wasn't looking? 183 00:14:59,255 --> 00:15:03,807 Eric, there's an old saying. 'Don't look a gift horse in the knob'. 184 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,638 And what happened to my Led Zeppelin 8 track? 185 00:15:11,638 --> 00:15:13,309 You mean gift number 2. 186 00:15:22,098 --> 00:15:24,114 Well hello handsome. 187 00:15:26,171 --> 00:15:27,903 Boy am I tired. 188 00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:30,982 I think I'll just go to bed. 189 00:15:30,982 --> 00:15:33,227 Red Forman what has gotten into you? 190 00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:37,497 I just think that there are more appropriate ways for us to spend our time. 191 00:15:38,026 --> 00:15:40,155 Like you knit and I'll whittle. 192 00:15:41,356 --> 00:15:42,856 That's a nice life. 193 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,429 Red, I know what this is about. 194 00:15:46,437 --> 00:15:50,065 You're afraid of getting physical so soon after your heart attack. 195 00:15:50,578 --> 00:15:57,148 Kitty, you know I love what we do. Am I willing to die for it? 196 00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:05,296 Now you just relax, nurse Kitty is here to take care of you. 197 00:16:17,695 --> 00:16:19,654 Well, big paw's on the 11 198 00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,315 so it's almost time to take Donna to the bus station. 199 00:16:23,332 --> 00:16:26,387 This is it you guys, she's really going away. 200 00:16:26,707 --> 00:16:29,243 Forman, we have just the thing to make you feel better. Psst. 201 00:16:33,789 --> 00:16:35,749 Another case of beer! 202 00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:41,019 Oh, I'm just not really in the mood to put on a dress. 203 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:45,326 But thanks anyway Puddin' Pop. 204 00:16:48,693 --> 00:16:51,460 Aw! Look man, if you want her to stay, can't you just ask her to stay? 205 00:16:51,773 --> 00:16:55,172 You have no idea how badly I wanna do that but I just, 206 00:16:58,025 --> 00:17:00,956 - I don't think it'd be fair to her. - Fair to her? 207 00:17:02,999 --> 00:17:05,593 Who cares what the woman thinks? This is America. 208 00:17:07,905 --> 00:17:13,376 Y'know what? I already screwed this up once today, I am not gonna screw this up again. 209 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:17,627 I'm gonna fight every bad instinct I have, and I'm just gonna let her go. 210 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,833 Like Bogey did in Casablanca. 211 00:17:21,034 --> 00:17:24,146 Wait so that's it? Nobody's gonna drink beer and put on a dress? 212 00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:28,785 Hey Fez, you wanna beer? 213 00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:31,017 Sure 214 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:39,621 Jackie! What did you do to my room? 215 00:17:40,198 --> 00:17:43,196 Your room? Uh, read the wall Donna. 216 00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:49,087 Jackie, this is still my room until I leave, so will you get out and give me and Eric a few minutes alone? 217 00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:51,897 But I still have to paint the heart over the 'I' 218 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,556 - Out, shoo. - Oh God, alright Donna! 219 00:17:57,816 --> 00:17:59,891 Okay you're all packed. 220 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,584 I can't believe my baby's leaving. 221 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,338 Well hey, I'll still be around, sir. 222 00:18:05,338 --> 00:18:08,913 Why would I wanna pal around with you? All you did was dirty her up. 223 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,140 You should probably get going. 224 00:18:36,886 --> 00:18:38,097 Happy birthday, Eric. 225 00:18:38,837 --> 00:18:39,531 Donna 226 00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:44,602 this is the nicest thing anyone's done for me all day. 227 00:18:45,636 --> 00:18:46,618 Make a wish. 228 00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:56,060 Oh boy, do I smell cupcakes? 229 00:19:06,861 --> 00:19:07,728 So... 230 00:19:10,369 --> 00:19:11,810 I'm really gonna miss you. 231 00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:13,488 Yeah me too. 232 00:19:14,976 --> 00:19:18,145 Donna I'm really happy for you. 233 00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:28,832 Well, bye I guess. 234 00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:36,699 Donna wait! 235 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:45,024 - Donna you have to stay. - Stay? You're supposed to tell me to go. 236 00:19:45,335 --> 00:19:49,945 No if you leave you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but in a couple of weeks or... 237 00:19:50,987 --> 00:19:52,946 at least by Christmas. 238 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,506 Oh my God, you're such a loser. 239 00:19:56,169 --> 00:19:59,221 - Donna - Here's looking at you, dork. 240 00:20:04,339 --> 00:20:05,550 What did you wanna tell me? 241 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:08,247 Have a safe trip. 242 00:20:11,215 --> 00:20:11,850 Thanks 243 00:20:27,736 --> 00:20:29,176 Donna, what? 244 00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:30,863 I couldn't do it. 245 00:20:31,978 --> 00:20:33,014 I couldn't do it. 246 00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:37,922 This whole time I was thinking I was supposed to leave, and then when the time came to get on the bus, I couldn't do it. 247 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:42,189 I'll figure college out later, all I know is I wanna stay here with you. 248 00:20:44,232 --> 00:20:45,673 Oh my God, Donna. 249 00:20:46,963 --> 00:20:48,462 that's what I wished for. 250 00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:08,418 Donna we didn't get a chance to say goodbye. 251 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,520 Did you guys get him drunk and make him wear a dress? 252 00:21:12,215 --> 00:21:14,923 Yes, but I've been wanting to do this for sometime. 253 00:21:23,019 --> 00:21:24,634 To tired? 254 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,265 Yeah that was pretty silly. 255 00:21:29,783 --> 00:21:31,397 Knit and Whittle? 256 00:21:33,755 --> 00:21:35,600 Yeah I hate to whittle. 257 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,307 Where's the aspirin? 258 00:21:45,292 --> 00:21:48,174 Oh like you've never woken up in a dress before?