1 00:00:05,541 --> 00:00:06,457 Guys, 2 00:00:06,938 --> 00:00:09,145 guess what I just heard in the ladies bathroom? 3 00:00:11,005 --> 00:00:14,816 - Fez, what were you doing in the ladies bathroom? - Oh, spying, eating lunch, y'know. 4 00:00:16,630 --> 00:00:20,563 I heard two girls say they did not want to go to college as virgins. 5 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,091 Yeah, I caught that wave last year. 6 00:00:25,853 --> 00:00:32,441 So I'm thinking if horny virgins are dying for sex, then hunting horny virgins I will go. 7 00:00:35,384 --> 00:00:40,269 By the way Fez, it's not pronounced virgin; it's pronounced vir-GIN. 8 00:00:41,892 --> 00:00:44,806 - I thought it was virgin? - No, no Hyde's right it's vir-GIN. 9 00:00:46,476 --> 00:00:49,445 Oh now I will not sound stupid in front of the beautiful vir- 10 00:00:54,778 --> 00:00:56,960 Oh my God. That's - that's the girl, 11 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,360 - that's the one I made it with at the Molly Hatchet concert. - That's Brooke. 12 00:01:01,036 --> 00:01:02,987 Man, no one sleeps with that Brooke. 13 00:01:03,446 --> 00:01:09,454 When we were sophomores and she was a senior, she turned down her science teacher, and he drove a Corvette. 14 00:01:09,454 --> 00:01:13,290 Yeah, she was like some sort of mythical creature, like a unicorn. 15 00:01:15,552 --> 00:01:17,029 It's weird, it seems like she's moving too fast. 16 00:01:17,972 --> 00:01:21,019 It's probably cause all my memories of her are in super jiggle sexy slo-mo. 17 00:01:23,205 --> 00:01:28,356 Well all I know is that's her, and I did it with her, and I'll prove it. 18 00:01:34,979 --> 00:01:35,983 Hey Brooke, 19 00:01:36,749 --> 00:01:41,350 now I know this is kinda awkward but could you tell my friends over there... 20 00:01:45,225 --> 00:01:47,722 about you and me at the Molly Hatchet concert? 21 00:01:49,117 --> 00:01:50,741 Do I know you? 22 00:01:52,502 --> 00:01:54,275 Hey I'm sorry to interrupt but uh... 23 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:56,409 Burn! 24 00:01:59,769 --> 00:02:03,451 No, it's me Michael from the concert. Okay, I've been looking for you for weeks 25 00:02:03,905 --> 00:02:07,888 and I think you were so blissed out, and that does happen, that you gave me the wrong phone number. 26 00:02:09,241 --> 00:02:11,461 But the good news is I wasn't a dream. 27 00:02:13,055 --> 00:02:15,165 I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. 28 00:02:16,098 --> 00:02:21,271 No, Michael Kelso. 'Let's do it in the men's room, it's more romantic.' 29 00:02:22,368 --> 00:02:27,057 No, what... I kicked that kid out of the handicapped stall so we could have more room! 30 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:35,008 That 70's show Season 6 Episode 4 The Acid Queen 31 00:02:37,363 --> 00:02:40,497 Subtitles by Sir Martini moonshine85@gmail.com 32 00:02:41,899 --> 00:02:45,079 Preèasoval / Retiming blsho 33 00:03:07,765 --> 00:03:09,491 What is Brooke's deal, man? 34 00:03:12,387 --> 00:03:15,646 I mean, most girls lie about doing it with me when they haven't. 35 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:19,480 This... the... everything is backwards. 36 00:03:21,693 --> 00:03:25,561 Yeah, this is just like Freaky Friday, but unlike that charming little movie 37 00:03:26,465 --> 00:03:28,547 your story has no basis in fact. 38 00:03:31,273 --> 00:03:34,685 It does too, except it's just the girl is avoiding me. 39 00:03:35,289 --> 00:03:38,829 - I mean, how do you get a girl to come to you when you repulse her? - Yeah, Eric? 40 00:03:44,159 --> 00:03:48,418 Well, I like to put a hot dog on the end of a stick, and hide in the bushes so... 41 00:03:50,081 --> 00:03:54,058 Donna, so how do you know Brooke anyway? Did you guys jump out of a cake together or something? 42 00:03:55,370 --> 00:03:57,014 Yeah! 43 00:03:58,691 --> 00:04:01,882 No moron. When she was a senior we worked on the school paper together. 44 00:04:02,086 --> 00:04:06,448 I think you know Brooke cause there's a secret club in this town, made up of all the hot girls. 45 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,159 It's a secret hot girls club. 46 00:04:12,057 --> 00:04:15,269 There's no secret hot girls club, believe me I'd know. 47 00:04:17,964 --> 00:04:20,948 Uh huh, well I'm gonna take off. I have to get to my secret hot girls meeting... 48 00:04:25,746 --> 00:04:28,701 Why doesn't Brooke like me? I am a gentleman. 49 00:04:29,022 --> 00:04:33,222 Oh yeah, you lied about doing it with a hot girl in the men's room: you're Cary Grant. 50 00:04:35,599 --> 00:04:38,158 Steven, you've been quiet. Do you think Brooke's hot? 51 00:04:38,991 --> 00:04:40,427 Do you really want me to answer that question? 52 00:04:42,476 --> 00:04:44,027 Oh I think we all do. 53 00:04:46,564 --> 00:04:48,777 Steven, it's no big deal. Do you think she's hot? 54 00:04:50,008 --> 00:04:52,462 Oh well, I guess since you're not setting a trap, I can answer honestly. 55 00:04:55,221 --> 00:04:59,049 - Yeah, she's freakin hot. - Ah ha! See, I trapped ya. 56 00:05:01,436 --> 00:05:03,027 Now take it back or I'll pinch you. 57 00:05:04,849 --> 00:05:08,250 Jackie, if you pinch me, it's gonna cause a serious problem in this relationship. 58 00:05:09,303 --> 00:05:10,124 Fine 59 00:05:18,957 --> 00:05:22,891 Oh hey Jackie. Are any of your college bound friends vir-GINS? 60 00:05:25,790 --> 00:05:27,356 It's pronounced virgins, Fez. 61 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:29,449 What? But no, but Hyde said... 62 00:05:35,579 --> 00:05:37,233 Oh you magnificent bastard. 63 00:05:39,145 --> 00:05:42,672 Sorry buddy. By the way it's pronounced bas-TARD 64 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:50,351 Fez, if you wanna find virgins, go where ugly girls pray to get pretty. The local House of Worship. 65 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,521 House of Worship? 66 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,679 Are you sure you don't mean the House of Pies? 67 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:00,245 No Fez, I mean the House of Worship. 68 00:06:01,935 --> 00:06:03,599 I'm going to the House of Pies. 69 00:06:06,763 --> 00:06:09,568 So, how's it going at Point Place Junior College? 70 00:06:10,559 --> 00:06:15,146 Well the education's not too great, but the upside is it's next to the Dairy Queen. 71 00:06:16,336 --> 00:06:19,428 First day of class we all got free Peanut Buster Parfaits. 72 00:06:26,933 --> 00:06:27,916 Hey guys. 73 00:06:29,175 --> 00:06:32,090 - Kelso, what are you doing? - I'm looking for Brooke's phone number. 74 00:06:33,572 --> 00:06:35,580 I mean why won't she admit that we did it? 75 00:06:35,651 --> 00:06:39,864 Kelso, there are racehorses, and there are donkeys. 76 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,582 And you are a great donkey, you are like top donkey. 77 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:48,254 But she's a racehorse, and guess what? 78 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,157 She don't want no donkey. 79 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,139 She might. 80 00:06:55,789 --> 00:07:00,459 Look, we had a great time together, and not just cause of the sex part, but because we had a really great time. 81 00:07:02,185 --> 00:07:03,731 Donna, please help me find her. 82 00:07:04,432 --> 00:07:06,187 Okay, I'll give you a hint about where she works. 83 00:07:07,463 --> 00:07:08,567 It's in a quiet building, 84 00:07:09,778 --> 00:07:14,988 you could try and check her out on a date, but she's probably booked for the future. 85 00:07:17,275 --> 00:07:19,204 She's a travel agent? 86 00:07:21,449 --> 00:07:25,617 She translated her love of books into a career. 87 00:07:26,892 --> 00:07:28,961 She's a translator. 88 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,933 "Trabaja en la biblioteca", Kelso. 89 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:34,453 She's the translator, not me Donna. 90 00:07:35,985 --> 00:07:37,462 Y'know, enough with these brain teasers. 91 00:07:39,591 --> 00:07:43,355 You tell me where Brooke works, and I'll return your underpants to safety. 92 00:07:44,993 --> 00:07:47,768 Kelso, aren't you a little old to be stealing Donna's undies? 93 00:07:49,558 --> 00:07:51,067 A collector never stops collecting, Eric. 94 00:07:56,158 --> 00:07:58,695 The library, Kelso, she works in the library. 95 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,524 Now will you put my underwear back you perv? 96 00:08:03,278 --> 00:08:04,038 I lied. 97 00:08:07,266 --> 00:08:11,061 Ooo wow, those male actors are gorgeous. 98 00:08:13,146 --> 00:08:18,088 Y'know I think that Robert Redford is so hot. He's hotter than the sun. 99 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:23,003 He's extremely handsome. 100 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:27,044 You know who I think is sexy? 101 00:08:29,941 --> 00:08:31,931 James Caan in the Godfather. 102 00:08:34,102 --> 00:08:40,013 Now, if he made me an offer, I sure couldn't refuse. Yowsa! 103 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:44,111 Do you mind? 104 00:08:44,585 --> 00:08:48,843 I'm sorry; I thought we were having a conversation. 105 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:56,751 Y'know what Steven, I actually think that every guy on TV, and in life is hotter than you. 106 00:08:59,449 --> 00:09:03,769 Jackie, I know what you're doing, okay? I said Brooke was hot, and now you're totally insecure. 107 00:09:04,070 --> 00:09:06,460 Oh I am not insecure, okay? 108 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:13,748 This is a designer sweater, this is designer eye shadow, and those are designer shoes, and they make me feel incredibly secure. 109 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:17,861 You know who else I like? 110 00:09:19,782 --> 00:09:21,496 That little fella who plays Colombo. 111 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:25,526 I just wanna give him a bath. 112 00:09:31,323 --> 00:09:34,059 Steven, why can't you just say that Brooke's not hot? 113 00:09:34,354 --> 00:09:36,228 It's common relationship courtesy. 114 00:09:36,228 --> 00:09:40,610 If you can't do this, what will you do when I'm old, and ask you if I have crow's feet around my eyes? 115 00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:42,341 By the way, that's already starting. 116 00:09:49,684 --> 00:09:51,811 You've never been in a relationship, have you son? 117 00:09:54,064 --> 00:09:56,574 What, when she asked if Brooke was hot, I should have lied and said no? 118 00:09:58,029 --> 00:10:00,921 Being honest and screwing yourself is clearly the better plan. 119 00:10:03,094 --> 00:10:05,768 Sweetie, white lies help relationships. 120 00:10:06,155 --> 00:10:12,256 Like, 'Kitty, even though your pot roast was overdone, I still loved it.' 121 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:17,881 Oh for the love of God, I did love it. 122 00:10:19,684 --> 00:10:21,637 You're a pot roast genius, okay? 123 00:10:22,961 --> 00:10:24,583 It was like eating gold. 124 00:10:26,132 --> 00:10:28,479 - So you're saying lying is good? - Exactly. 125 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:33,601 Now go do the right thing, and lie to the woman you love! 126 00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:38,327 - Red, this is crazy right? - Yeah, they're all nuts. 127 00:10:42,406 --> 00:10:43,963 Except you, sweetheart. 128 00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:53,092 Look at all the smart, lonely girls. 129 00:10:55,217 --> 00:10:58,002 Little ones, big ones; it's like a virgin pumpkin patch. 130 00:11:09,648 --> 00:11:12,956 - Can I help you? - Yes, I'd like an order of books please. 131 00:11:15,289 --> 00:11:18,629 - Could you be more specific? - Could you be more beautiful? 132 00:11:19,665 --> 00:11:21,071 Could you be more lame? 133 00:11:22,339 --> 00:11:23,120 Yes 134 00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:28,618 - Excuse me, I'm trying to read. - Don't be a sissy. 135 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:35,099 - Y'know what? Here's a firecracker, go live a little. - Thanks 136 00:11:36,755 --> 00:11:40,185 Look, I know why you're here and I'm sorry, you're not my type. 137 00:11:41,249 --> 00:11:44,277 I was high school valedictorian and you're the antithesis of that. 138 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,047 The anti-who-of-what? 139 00:11:48,566 --> 00:11:49,267 Exactly. 140 00:11:50,008 --> 00:11:56,771 Okay no, come on don't be like that okay? Look I really like you and I just thought that maybe we could go out some time, 141 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,735 like for coffee. 142 00:11:59,494 --> 00:12:01,668 and then if that went good, then we could go to a movie. 143 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:07,060 and then when we really start to trust each other, you can tell my friends how we did it at the Molly Hatchet concert. 144 00:12:09,010 --> 00:12:10,936 Look, I don't make it with guys at concerts. 145 00:12:11,591 --> 00:12:15,430 I read two periodicals a week about the Dewey Decimal system, which I'm sure you've never heard of. 146 00:12:16,109 --> 00:12:17,463 Okay I have heard of Dewey Decimal... 147 00:12:19,091 --> 00:12:20,277 it's Donald Ducks nephew. 148 00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:34,021 I can't believe Brooke. I mean standing there at the library, totally resisting me. 149 00:12:34,805 --> 00:12:36,149 I can't believe we have a library. 150 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,332 I know, what is it like invisible? 151 00:12:42,305 --> 00:12:44,727 No, no, you know that parking lot where we drink beer in? 152 00:12:46,755 --> 00:12:48,799 Okay, well you know that wall that we lean up against? 153 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,449 That's the library. 154 00:12:54,436 --> 00:12:56,872 Well then, guess who has peed on the library? 155 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:05,564 Y'know for the first time in my life, I hope there's not a secret hot girls club, because if there is, 156 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:08,494 I bet Brooke said awful things about me at their last meeting. 157 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,107 Order bitches. 158 00:13:20,615 --> 00:13:22,634 The secret hot girls club is now in session. 159 00:13:23,477 --> 00:13:26,006 Now, last meeting we all decided to go braless, 160 00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:30,781 and I just wanna report that operation bazooma bounce is driving the boys insane. 161 00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:37,367 Hi, my name is Brooke and I've been a hot girl for 6 years. 162 00:13:38,796 --> 00:13:39,888 Hi Brooke. 163 00:13:40,563 --> 00:13:45,999 And I just wanna let everyone know that Michael Kelso asked me out, and I resisted his charms and turned him down. 164 00:13:48,259 --> 00:13:52,000 - But he's irresistible. - That's what I thought, but it's a lie, a lie I tell you. 165 00:13:53,981 --> 00:13:59,521 Then it's official. No secret hot girl will ever date Michael Kelso ever again. 166 00:14:01,439 --> 00:14:02,858 Okay that's great, that's great. 167 00:14:03,048 --> 00:14:05,772 Now this calls for dancing bubble kiss time! 168 00:14:21,492 --> 00:14:25,380 Kelso, there is no secret hot girls club. 169 00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:29,191 Well of course the president won't admit it. 170 00:14:32,402 --> 00:14:38,235 Y'know I don't care is there's a club or not, dancing bubble kiss time is just a fabulous idea. 171 00:14:39,749 --> 00:14:43,739 Well all I know is that Brooke and I had a romantic night together at the concert. 172 00:14:45,164 --> 00:14:47,019 Why is she pretending like it didn't happen? 173 00:14:47,297 --> 00:14:51,295 Well maybe she's embarrassed. I mean she's used to dating really brainy guys. 174 00:14:51,751 --> 00:14:55,559 Yeah, not guys who set their own pants on fire. 175 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,703 On a dare. 176 00:14:59,007 --> 00:15:00,399 And I won a dollar. 177 00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:06,279 Kelso, if you want Brooke to like you, y'know maybe you should go down to the library and show her you can be smart. 178 00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:08,402 I hate the library. 179 00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:12,149 The only good thing about it is that you can check out Playboys. 180 00:15:13,141 --> 00:15:14,578 I mean they have every issue since it started. 181 00:15:16,303 --> 00:15:17,445 Wait, every issue? 182 00:15:19,393 --> 00:15:25,594 Are you telling me that they have the one with Pamela Sue Martin, televisions Nancy Drew, in a grotto, straddling the world's luckiest boulder? 183 00:15:30,582 --> 00:15:32,833 Uh, they have periodicals you say? 184 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,966 What is wrong with Steven? I mean why won't he just say that Brooke's not hot? 185 00:15:41,578 --> 00:15:42,867 Because he doesn't know how to lie. 186 00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:47,799 He's an orphan; he never had a mother to teach him how. 187 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,840 I mean, how do I know he loves me if he doesn't obey me? 188 00:15:54,717 --> 00:15:59,626 Well, you've chosen a strong man, Jackie and they don't always obey. 189 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:04,688 Now, do I think he should have said that other girl wasn't pretty, yes, but you have to pick your battles. 190 00:16:05,254 --> 00:16:07,424 Wait, no, I wanna be right all the time. 191 00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:13,075 And you will be. After a few years they just... 192 00:16:13,804 --> 00:16:14,598 they give up. 193 00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:17,530 Okay, watch. 194 00:16:19,486 --> 00:16:22,809 Red, could you go to the drug store and get me a Ladies Home Journal? 195 00:16:24,695 --> 00:16:26,133 But I just... 196 00:16:27,843 --> 00:16:29,470 It's all frosty. 197 00:16:31,809 --> 00:16:33,160 Aw Crap! 198 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:38,779 Jackpot my friend. 199 00:16:42,238 --> 00:16:47,286 Not only did I get Nancy Drew, but I also got Margot Kidder, Superman's Lois Lane, in an outfit that, 200 00:16:48,198 --> 00:16:50,437 let's just say you don't need x-ray vision to appreciate. 201 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,841 Well get those outta here, man I'm trying to impress Brooke with my intelligence. 202 00:16:56,835 --> 00:16:57,537 Here she comes. 203 00:16:58,356 --> 00:17:03,214 Say Eric, this encyclopaedia of scientific terms has really taught me something. 204 00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:09,997 See by lifting this encyclopaedia of scientific terms above my head, 205 00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:12,193 I'm using my body's stored energy, 206 00:17:14,437 --> 00:17:16,376 also known as uranium. 207 00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:21,233 Um, actually it's known as calories, 208 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,084 but I do believe at some point you were exposed to radiation. 209 00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:32,706 Alright look, I don't know what you have against me, but I'm not leaving here until I convince you to go out with me. 210 00:17:33,576 --> 00:17:35,639 That's the man who gave me the firecrackers, Mom. 211 00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:38,259 I gotta run. 212 00:17:41,135 --> 00:17:42,099 You wanna check something out? 213 00:17:46,573 --> 00:17:51,773 No, um is there someone else who can help me? Like a man. 214 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,305 So you wanna check out those Playboys, or not? 215 00:17:58,558 --> 00:18:04,092 Okay, fine. I'm a man, I would like these Playboys. 216 00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:06,304 Well, you can't have them. 217 00:18:08,447 --> 00:18:14,809 I want you to get in your car, buy some flowers, give them to Donna, and thank God an actual live woman lets you touch her. 218 00:18:16,285 --> 00:18:16,811 Yes ma'am. 219 00:18:19,843 --> 00:18:24,155 Okay Steven, I think I figured out a way to end this situation where everybody wins. 220 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:26,291 Now, listen to this question carefully. 221 00:18:27,036 --> 00:18:33,246 Is there anyone you said was hot - like Brooke, who you really don't think is hot - like Brooke? 222 00:18:35,134 --> 00:18:36,468 Well I could lie and say yes. 223 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:39,818 Then do it. I don't care of you don't mean it; it's the words that count. 224 00:18:42,846 --> 00:18:44,163 Jackie, I'm not gonna lie. 225 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:47,090 Fine. Then y'know what, I don't know how to fix this. 226 00:18:52,872 --> 00:18:55,101 'pick you battles.' 227 00:18:57,214 --> 00:18:57,753 Fine. 228 00:18:58,752 --> 00:19:02,267 Steven, I don't care if you think she's hot, because that's how you really feel. 229 00:19:03,157 --> 00:19:03,897 Thank you. 230 00:19:07,338 --> 00:19:10,938 Hey Steven, will you go to the drug store and get me a Vogue magazine? 231 00:19:13,203 --> 00:19:13,887 But I just... 232 00:19:14,771 --> 00:19:15,666 It's gonna melt. 233 00:19:19,216 --> 00:19:19,844 Crap! 234 00:19:28,139 --> 00:19:30,902 Well, my plan to have sex with virgins failed, 235 00:19:33,984 --> 00:19:37,542 so I've widened my search from virgins to everyone. 236 00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,785 So, basically you're back to where you started this morning. 237 00:19:43,613 --> 00:19:44,869 Not really, I had some pie. 238 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,028 I've done less in a day. 239 00:19:51,754 --> 00:19:56,132 Well Donna, turns out Brooke doesn't like intelligent men. 240 00:19:58,141 --> 00:20:01,503 Kelso, you didn't have sex with her man, just let it go. 241 00:20:03,923 --> 00:20:05,252 Michael, I need to talk to you. 242 00:20:06,697 --> 00:20:08,544 Yeah, about what? 243 00:20:11,491 --> 00:20:14,106 About our night together at the Molly Hatchet concert. 244 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:20,658 Excuse me. 245 00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:22,790 Burn! 246 00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:24,699 Burn! 247 00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:26,573 Burn, Burn! 248 00:20:31,259 --> 00:20:33,071 Burn... Burn! 249 00:20:39,462 --> 00:20:40,491 Burn... 250 00:20:43,221 --> 00:20:44,972 We totally did it! 251 00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,355 Michael, I just found out I'm pregnant. 252 00:20:56,427 --> 00:20:57,947 I never touched her. 253 00:21:11,183 --> 00:21:12,774 Psst kid, hey you see this? 254 00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:18,836 That's a Playboy. And inside are things beyond your wildest dreams, magical glorious things. 255 00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:24,395 So if you toss it in your book, and you check it out for me, I'll let you have a look see, what do ya say? 256 00:21:24,532 --> 00:21:27,236 You're pathetic, just go buy a Playboy, you loser. 257 00:21:28,783 --> 00:21:31,201 Loser? Hey I'm not the one reading Hardy Boys. 258 00:21:31,683 --> 00:21:35,961 For your information the stolen money was hidden in the grandfather clock! Who's the loser now?