1 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:04,680 Laverne is so annoying, 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:06,980 why does Shirley keep putting up with her crap? 3 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:10,780 Well, she has to there in love 4 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:17,280 Again, Kelso, Laverne and Shirley are not Lesbians 5 00:00:18,980 --> 00:00:22,780 trust me, there one bottle of wine away from making out... 6 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:25,980 just like you two! 7 00:00:27,980 --> 00:00:30,880 Kelso, don't you have something more important to talk about right now? 8 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:34,780 If you got a topic more important than girl on girl action I'd like to hear it 9 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:40,380 How about the fact that Brooke's got your feeble-minded bun in her oven 10 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,780 Look, she cant be pregnant, okay? It just cant be true 11 00:00:44,780 --> 00:00:47,280 Michael, this is not something girls lie about, okay? 12 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,080 I would know, I'm an expert on girl lies 13 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,280 Kelso, your gonna have to do something about this 14 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:56,480 No, but doing something is not in my nature 15 00:00:56,780 --> 00:01:00,180 "Ignore,"Avoid", "Run away", these words have been very good to me 16 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,380 - You're horrible - What a pig 17 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:08,080 You know what? You girls don't even know what I'm going through, 18 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:12,080 you can have all the sex you want and you don't have to worry about gettin'Anyone pregnant 19 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,180 Laurie, try these banana walnut pancakes 20 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:22,980 I know you've always had a thing for nuts 21 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:25,180 Every man in town knows that 22 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,180 What men? Oh, never mind! 23 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:32,880 You guys 24 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:38,969 an agent from immigration is coming to check on Fez and Laurie's marriage and if he finds out it's fake Fez could deported 25 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:43,580 - But this marriage is based on love, right, honey? - don't touch me 26 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:47,080 Fine, I'll give you 20 bucks to pretend to be my wife 27 00:01:47,580 --> 00:01:49,580 That's gotta sound familiar 28 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:57,380 Steven, If you keep doing that, its gonna be really hard for me to pretend I don't know what your talking about 29 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,280 Then I should go because its just to easy... 30 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:03,480 Like Laurie. 31 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,780 When is this I.N.S man gonna be here? 32 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:13,780 Uh, sometime this week, it's a surprise visit... So I have to stay here 33 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:15,380 Stay here? 34 00:02:16,980 --> 00:02:19,680 With, Red? Oh, no, I cant allow that 35 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:22,180 Why not? Red loves me 36 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,780 Honey, you gave him a heart attack 37 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:30,480 Maybe he just loves Fez so much... That his heart exploded? 38 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,180 Please, Miss Kitty. Let me stay 39 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:37,580 Mom, come on 40 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,380 - Okay, you win - Oh, thank you! 41 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:45,980 Uh, that was a sexy hug you really put some boom-boom into it, huh? 42 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:53,280 That 70's show Season 6 Episode 5 I'm free 43 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:56,680 Subtitles by Sir Martini moonshine85@gmail.com 44 00:02:56,681 --> 00:02:59,981 Preèasoval / Retiming blsho 45 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,380 "Row, row, row, your boat" 46 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,980 "Gently down the stream" 47 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,980 "Soapy, soapy, scrubby, scrubby" 48 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,480 "Fez is nice and clean" 49 00:03:35,761 --> 00:03:37,090 What the hell! 50 00:03:42,293 --> 00:03:45,234 I don't know what you heard, but this show ain't free! 51 00:03:50,657 --> 00:03:52,189 What is this doing here? 52 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:56,680 Okay, Red he just has to stay here for a few days 53 00:03:57,052 --> 00:04:00,088 But Kitty, he was in my shower, 54 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,280 he saw my legs 55 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:07,580 - And he saw Pepé - Shut up 56 00:04:12,342 --> 00:04:18,321 Listen, Dad, the I.N.S is coming and if they found out this marriage is fake, Fez could get deported 57 00:04:18,350 --> 00:04:20,542 Well, that's Anwar's problem 58 00:04:22,646 --> 00:04:25,645 Oh, but I cannot go back home, I'm an American now 59 00:04:25,785 --> 00:04:28,036 I'm lazy, fat and soft... 60 00:04:29,501 --> 00:04:30,483 like you! 61 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:39,199 Look, you deserve what you get! You tricked Laurie into this mess of a marriage 62 00:04:39,643 --> 00:04:42,064 she's innocent and... Naive. 63 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:46,853 The only reason she got caught up in this is because she loves to much 64 00:04:49,907 --> 00:04:51,843 Well that last parts true 65 00:05:00,721 --> 00:05:02,663 Shoot! It's Brooke, hide me 66 00:05:02,731 --> 00:05:03,423 Hey! 67 00:05:03,765 --> 00:05:06,393 I'm sorry Donna, squeezing your but gives me courage 68 00:05:10,264 --> 00:05:16,968 So Michael? You split pretty quick the other day... Maybe we should talk or something? 69 00:05:17,911 --> 00:05:22,064 You got it... One sec 70 00:05:25,312 --> 00:05:26,062 Kelso! 71 00:05:26,976 --> 00:05:30,502 Aah! Donna, Let go of my leg! I swear I got no problem kickin' a girl 72 00:05:31,929 --> 00:05:34,986 Look, you've done a lot of stupid crap over the years 73 00:05:35,047 --> 00:05:39,065 You stolemy panties, you tied my hamster to a bottle rocket 74 00:05:40,211 --> 00:05:43,361 And I don't know how many times I've caught you peeking through my window 75 00:05:44,121 --> 00:05:44,641 Five 76 00:05:46,191 --> 00:05:51,449 Look, the point is, I let it all slide because underneath I knew you were a good guy, 77 00:05:51,664 --> 00:05:57,141 but if you bail on Brooke, I will never respect you again and neither will anybody else 78 00:05:58,555 --> 00:06:00,870 Look, I know, ok? I know. I just... 79 00:06:01,642 --> 00:06:03,087 I don't know what to do 80 00:06:03,828 --> 00:06:05,681 Well, Kelso, you need to go talk to her 81 00:06:07,123 --> 00:06:07,758 Ok 82 00:06:10,524 --> 00:06:15,748 "Touch Donna Pinciottie's Panties for 5 bucks" Call, Michael Kelso 83 00:06:24,321 --> 00:06:27,378 And that was the first time I ever tasted chocolate 84 00:06:29,192 --> 00:06:31,265 That's a great story, man but, 85 00:06:31,804 --> 00:06:35,939 uh, it's like 2 in the morning so we gotta go to sleep 86 00:06:36,030 --> 00:06:39,091 But I forgot my tape of my ocean sounds 87 00:06:40,939 --> 00:06:43,394 and I cannot fall asleep without it 88 00:06:44,455 --> 00:06:46,992 Can you make ocean sounds for me? 89 00:06:49,054 --> 00:06:50,381 Yeah, I'm not doing that 90 00:06:51,197 --> 00:06:54,748 Okay, then let me tell you about the first time I ate a blow pop 91 00:06:56,274 --> 00:06:58,962 Lick number one: What a surprise! 92 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,767 You are forgetting the whale songs? 93 00:07:18,941 --> 00:07:21,478 Listen, man, I've only been to the ocean once 94 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:25,956 and the closest thing I saw to a whale was some fat guy selling drugs 95 00:07:26,648 --> 00:07:30,573 Fine, lick number two still no gum? 96 00:07:50,096 --> 00:07:52,610 What the hell are you doing to yourself? 97 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:57,909 Oh, great, Dad, you know what? You woke him up, you put him back to sleep! 98 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:06,280 Hey! 99 00:08:09,918 --> 00:08:14,459 Uh... It's been pointed out to me that I've been acting a little flaky about, um... 100 00:08:15,616 --> 00:08:17,048 our situation 101 00:08:17,048 --> 00:08:18,489 I disagree, 102 00:08:18,601 --> 00:08:22,615 flakey means your not consistent, you run away every time you see me 103 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:28,106 Anyway, I think we should talk about what we're gonna do 104 00:08:28,106 --> 00:08:33,922 or I'm sure your gonna want me to meet your parents aaaand lucky for you I look good in a suit 105 00:08:34,795 --> 00:08:37,743 aaaand lucky for you I look good in a suit, But you already know that, so 106 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:41,380 Actually, don't worry about it! 107 00:08:41,969 --> 00:08:45,346 as far as the baby and I are concerned your off the hook 108 00:08:46,243 --> 00:08:48,785 So your just letting' me go? 109 00:08:49,024 --> 00:08:52,565 Yep, you don't have to think about this ever again 110 00:08:54,270 --> 00:08:55,597 And I wont! 111 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:01,873 WOW! Your like the coolest girl I ever did it with at a concert! 112 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:11,064 Oh, honey, you look terrible 113 00:09:11,064 --> 00:09:13,752 Oh, you don't look so hot yourself, sister 114 00:09:16,032 --> 00:09:17,568 I beg your pardon 115 00:09:17,616 --> 00:09:23,501 Red made me sleep in the basement and every time I started to fall asleep Hyde would put a Popsicle on my neck 116 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:27,180 That's my daddy's chair 117 00:09:27,325 --> 00:09:29,460 "That's my daddy's chair" 118 00:09:31,061 --> 00:09:35,341 Fez, look, man you gotta start kissing Red's butt a little or 119 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:37,246 he's gonna make sure you get deported 120 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:41,415 He should be kissing my butt for taking his trashy daughter off his hands 121 00:09:43,202 --> 00:09:46,295 I'm not that trashy, I wont sleep with you 122 00:09:46,599 --> 00:09:48,444 Oh, zip it, jezebel 123 00:09:52,348 --> 00:09:55,068 Out of my chair, Tonto 124 00:09:56,904 --> 00:10:02,076 Oh, come on a chair is a chair, branch out a little try the piano bench 125 00:10:02,746 --> 00:10:04,365 What did you say? 126 00:10:04,365 --> 00:10:06,903 - Laurie, go get a cup of milk - Why? 127 00:10:07,072 --> 00:10:10,567 It'll keep Fez's teeth alive until we get him to the dentist 128 00:10:15,185 --> 00:10:21,417 Hi, sir, Hal Armstrong from the immigration service, I'm here to conduct some interviews 129 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:24,509 What do you want to know, 'cause I'll tell you everything 130 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,189 Is it-Is it to late to give you back your chair 131 00:10:28,189 --> 00:10:35,420 Oh, no don't get up this could be the last time you sit on furniture that you didn't build out of mud and twigs 132 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:51,680 So, Agent Armstrong can't wait to tell you all about this marriage, you got handcuffs, right? 133 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:56,580 Red, Red, why don't you help me in the kitchen, Laurie make our guest comfortable 134 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:59,180 Hey, G-man 135 00:11:01,422 --> 00:11:06,642 Okay, Red, just because he sat in your chair is no reason to get the boy deported 136 00:11:08,012 --> 00:11:10,238 You don't like me because I'm not from here 137 00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:15,350 This has nothing to do with you being a foreigner. 138 00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:20,700 It's about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner 139 00:11:22,535 --> 00:11:27,123 Oh, wait, dad, look, I stayed home from college to take care of you and mom in your hour of need, 140 00:11:27,123 --> 00:11:28,562 okay you owe me! 141 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:31,766 That is just like a woman to bring that up 142 00:11:34,607 --> 00:11:37,894 You know, Laurie could get in a lot of trouble, too 143 00:11:37,894 --> 00:11:41,594 - What kinda trouble? - Big trouble, dad, she could go to jail... 144 00:11:41,878 --> 00:11:43,322 or back to jail! 145 00:11:44,991 --> 00:11:49,032 Well, come on, Its like where has she been for the past two years 146 00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:55,546 All right, fine, I wont volunteer anything but if he asks me a direct question I'm not lying 147 00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:59,984 - Oh, you wont have to. I'll do all the talking for you - Well, you'll be good at that! 148 00:12:01,246 --> 00:12:09,651 And I guess it might be fun to just sit back and watch Tarzan here crumble before the full force of the U.S Government 149 00:12:10,736 --> 00:12:16,825 Okay, that's it. Anwar I can deal with. Tonto, in the ballpark, but Tarzan... Tarzan is a white guy 150 00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,262 Don't sass me, Tarzan! 151 00:12:26,599 --> 00:12:29,492 Michael, there is no way Brooke said your off the hook, 152 00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:35,106 Okay, I bet she said "I'm gonna take every penny you have you irresponsible bastard" because that's what I would say 153 00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:39,378 No, she definitely said "Off the hook" 154 00:12:39,423 --> 00:12:43,549 Man I am one tall, cute, lucky kid! 155 00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:47,608 So that's it, man? Its like this thing with You and Brooke never happened 156 00:12:48,063 --> 00:12:53,242 Yeah... well no, I mean, there's still gonna be a baby out there but... 157 00:12:53,248 --> 00:12:54,838 my life's back to normal 158 00:12:56,248 --> 00:12:57,230 sort a 159 00:12:59,121 --> 00:13:03,025 I mean, it's kinda weird but I'm not gonna think about it 'cause I don't need to 160 00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:07,347 you know I should be happy right now. You know, I am happy, right now! 161 00:13:07,972 --> 00:13:09,643 Yeah, I think 162 00:13:10,836 --> 00:13:17,098 Yeah, think, feel, look deep inside like deep, deep inside almost to China 163 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,803 There's a good guy in there 164 00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:22,459 You know what? Don't lecture me, okay? 165 00:13:22,877 --> 00:13:27,475 I went to her and I tried to talk to her and she said it was cool which is awesome 166 00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:30,387 because this could, like, screw up my whole life! 167 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:35,127 Yeah, man, you know you gotta stay focused if your gonna invent those quadruple Oreo's 168 00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:40,325 Those are a secret, man 169 00:13:40,925 --> 00:13:46,413 No yeah, this is good. Why put yourself out for some kid, children grow up without dads all the time 170 00:13:46,858 --> 00:13:49,377 - Right - Yeah, like Steven 171 00:13:49,576 --> 00:13:51,830 Well, I don't want him ending up like Hyde 172 00:13:53,322 --> 00:13:56,700 hair all frizzed out with angry thoughts 173 00:14:00,569 --> 00:14:02,735 And violent, too 174 00:14:03,316 --> 00:14:08,261 Kelso, you know what you should do? But your not gonna do it because your to much of a tool 175 00:14:08,371 --> 00:14:13,158 You know what? It's real easy to talk about the right thing to do when it's not your life 176 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:15,380 Tool 177 00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:21,780 Oh, Steven your sensitive to this because your father ditched you, too 178 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,480 That is so foxy 179 00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:30,408 Hey, why don't we go down to my room, tell you about the time my mom got so loaded on mouthwash, 180 00:14:30,524 --> 00:14:32,944 she lost our rent money at the track 181 00:14:34,517 --> 00:14:37,633 Okay, you two claim to be married and living here 182 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:43,418 to verify this I'm going to separate you all and ask you a series of questions about the couple. 183 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:47,243 - Let me remind you your all under oath - under oath? 184 00:14:48,051 --> 00:14:49,148 I mean... 185 00:14:51,219 --> 00:14:53,586 under Oath, bravo! 186 00:14:55,530 --> 00:15:00,003 Okay, first question, What kind of toothpaste does Fez use? 187 00:15:00,296 --> 00:15:04,718 Um, I brush my teeth with Colgate it is the only thing that cuts through the, um, milk duds 188 00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:11,013 - Who the hell cares about toothpaste? This kid and my daughter are... - Happy, happy, happy! 189 00:15:11,881 --> 00:15:14,278 I... wait, w-why am I under oath? 190 00:15:14,508 --> 00:15:18,899 cause if I say crest and the answer is minty crest I Mean, that's, 191 00:15:18,941 --> 00:15:21,457 like, uh, perjury, was-what's gonna happen to me? 192 00:15:21,457 --> 00:15:23,017 wha-Oh, my god why are you writing this down? 193 00:15:24,483 --> 00:15:26,742 How long did Fez and Laurie date before they got married? 194 00:15:26,814 --> 00:15:31,001 Who needs to date? I had her in the sack faster than you can say "Corn on The cob".. 195 00:15:32,695 --> 00:15:35,808 Speaking of dates, I made an incredible date nut bread 196 00:15:35,808 --> 00:15:43,389 The secret is to oak the dates in some good, strong rum, which reminds me, who needs a drink? I know I do. 197 00:15:44,048 --> 00:15:48,966 I don't know how long they dated, I-oh, my God, I'm going to prison aren't I? 198 00:15:49,536 --> 00:15:51,151 I'm gonna get shanked 199 00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:54,712 What is Fez's favorite TV show? 200 00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:58,558 Uh, well, it depends. Basically I just flip until I see nipples 201 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:04,317 Sometimes I feel like a loaf of bread, 202 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:11,166 everyone keeps taking a slice of me until all that's left are two crusty pieces that nobody wants 203 00:16:11,239 --> 00:16:14,990 and I just want to scream "Appreciate me, Damn it" but I don't, why? 204 00:16:15,255 --> 00:16:22,237 Because my mother always told me that nice girls shouldn't make a fuss and now I am a flippin' doormat 205 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:28,114 Okay look, man. Prison is not an option for me, okay? 206 00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:32,073 I can't pee in front of other people 207 00:16:33,407 --> 00:16:40,256 Well... Despite a few interesting answers and one recipe 208 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,647 My judgment is that your marriage... 209 00:16:45,147 --> 00:16:48,148 is legitimate. Congratulations! 210 00:16:48,903 --> 00:16:51,539 All right, Pepé and I are Americans 211 00:16:53,538 --> 00:16:56,914 No wonder this country is going in the toilet 212 00:16:57,512 --> 00:16:58,747 What was that, sir? 213 00:16:58,747 --> 00:17:03,750 Nothing, nothing he said he has to use the toilet, that's why he's been so quiet 214 00:17:05,571 --> 00:17:09,904 If your trying to protect your daughter, don't worry... We never go after the bride 215 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,692 especially such a pretty one 216 00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,916 If there was a crime committed, we'd only be interested in this one, 217 00:17:17,088 --> 00:17:19,977 so if there's something you want to say, by all means, say it 218 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:22,150 Fine, I will 219 00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:32,254 I just wanted to say... 220 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,141 these two kids are married and... 221 00:17:38,285 --> 00:17:39,991 very much in love 222 00:17:40,741 --> 00:17:44,428 In fact, I've never seen a love like this 223 00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:49,281 Thank you, Mr. Red. It means a lot 224 00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:52,020 Hey, what about thanking me 225 00:17:52,868 --> 00:17:55,348 his guy tried to break me 226 00:17:56,629 --> 00:18:01,306 but lucky for you double-O Forman is rock solid 227 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,573 Wow, you really are pregnant 228 00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:12,130 They make them really tiny now... quarter pound, my ass 229 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:15,578 Hey! 230 00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,372 I need to talk to you 231 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:22,543 Kelso, that's great! Here take my seat sit down 232 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,245 I'll just be right over there 233 00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:28,092 Good for you! 234 00:18:32,136 --> 00:18:38,488 All right... At first when you told me I was off the hook. I was, like, totally psyched, right? 235 00:18:38,866 --> 00:18:41,784 But then I started to think about it and... 236 00:18:43,058 --> 00:18:50,128 - I don't wanna be off the hook, I wanna be a part of this kids life - Michael, I didn't let you off the hook to be nice. 237 00:18:50,856 --> 00:18:53,776 I just don't think you understand what I means to have a baby 238 00:18:54,882 --> 00:18:57,625 No but I do... I means, 239 00:18:57,916 --> 00:19:04,090 taking him to teeball games, and teaching him how to ride a bike and taking him to the doctor when he's sick 240 00:19:04,413 --> 00:19:05,856 And what if it's a girl? 241 00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:08,824 Uh, it's not gonna be a girl we did it standing up! 242 00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:13,325 Uh-huh 243 00:19:14,711 --> 00:19:17,354 Okay, maybe this will change your mind 244 00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:23,157 I went and got some stuff today, this... 245 00:19:23,546 --> 00:19:26,489 little sweater, to keep him warm 246 00:19:27,148 --> 00:19:32,183 and... this little hat, to keep the sun off of his face 247 00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:37,443 I got some pop rocks 'cause I always wanted to see a baby eat popRocks 248 00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:45,739 Michael, If you get involved, I'm just gonna have two babies to take care of instead of one 249 00:19:46,325 --> 00:19:51,633 Look, you can try to get rid of me but I'm not walkin' away from this 250 00:19:53,738 --> 00:19:58,408 I'm sorry, I just don't want you to be the father of my child 251 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:11,330 This is all your fault, yeah! 252 00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:17,636 - " Go talk to her an-and-and do the right thing" - Kelso, I'm so sorry, 253 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,930 I wish there was something I could do 254 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,104 Well, there isn't 255 00:20:24,713 --> 00:20:25,924 Okay fine... 256 00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:29,623 I'll give you ten seconds to squeeze my ass as long as you want 257 00:20:40,069 --> 00:20:41,489 I never thought I'd say this... 258 00:20:42,071 --> 00:20:45,046 but there's some things that a girls ass cant fix 259 00:20:51,012 --> 00:20:54,999 Well, Fez, congratulations on your green card, but remember this is America 260 00:20:55,159 --> 00:20:58,422 and you still look foreign so don't expect to be treated equally 261 00:20:59,153 --> 00:21:02,358 Well, I'm going to become America's sexiest singing cowboy 262 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:06,251 Howdy ladies, meet Pepé! 263 00:21:07,007 --> 00:21:10,979 You know, what's going on with Brooke really hurts but I think in a couple days when I start to heel, 264 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:15,891 I'm gonna be really psyched that Donna let me squeeze her ass. I mean, even now I'm reflecting upon on how soft it was 265 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,758 So, what kind of chance do you think I have with the blonde?