1 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:59,184 So you gotta work at the radio station on Christmas Eve? 2 00:00:59,676 --> 00:01:03,311 God, it's like doesn't anyone respect the sanctity of that holy night? 3 00:01:03,395 --> 00:01:06,572 We were gonna get drunk and fool around behind your dad's manger scene. 4 00:01:07,304 --> 00:01:09,323 But this is my first shot at DJ-ing. 5 00:01:09,374 --> 00:01:15,550 If I do well, Hot Donna could be the regular DJ on Tuesdays from 1 to 5 am. 6 00:01:16,059 --> 00:01:18,659 Every insomniac and burn out in town is gonna know who I am. 7 00:01:18,834 --> 00:01:21,143 Well say hello to your target audience. 8 00:01:22,906 --> 00:01:24,464 Play more Zeppelin. 9 00:01:25,469 --> 00:01:29,626 You guys, I've got some terrible news. I've just been kicked off the cheerleading squad. 10 00:01:29,717 --> 00:01:32,371 - Oh my little Jesus! - Oh no! - Why? 11 00:01:33,652 --> 00:01:37,117 Jackie I know how you feel, I once got kicked off a cheerleader. 12 00:01:39,362 --> 00:01:41,326 Well I need to get back on that squad. 13 00:01:41,445 --> 00:01:45,135 They might be a bunch of pom-pom waving bitches, but they're all I know. 14 00:01:45,420 --> 00:01:48,597 Steven, you've gotta take me to the "Christmas Eve dance" tomorrow night. 15 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,095 Uh no. 16 00:01:51,055 --> 00:01:55,096 I can either dance with, or spend Christmas Eve with you; cannot do a combo. 17 00:01:55,486 --> 00:01:58,429 Steven, they will never take me back if I don't show up all proud. 18 00:01:58,503 --> 00:02:02,946 If you could just see... that this is something that's... really important to me then... you'd understand that as my boyfriend... you should go. 19 00:02:03,087 --> 00:02:04,011 Fine! 20 00:02:05,047 --> 00:02:06,144 Please... 21 00:02:07,476 --> 00:02:08,507 Fine! 22 00:02:09,823 --> 00:02:12,709 Hey shut up, if I'm going, you guys are coming with me. 23 00:02:12,747 --> 00:02:15,691 Oh no, cannot go to a high school dance! 24 00:02:15,990 --> 00:02:18,820 I'm gonna be a father soon I gotta start acting more mature. 25 00:02:19,279 --> 00:02:21,010 All right, orange! 26 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:28,142 Yeah, I'm not going either. The football team and I have a little disagreement. 27 00:02:28,142 --> 00:02:30,740 They think it's funny to stuff me into a locker, 28 00:02:32,053 --> 00:02:33,380 and I disagree! 29 00:02:34,475 --> 00:02:38,341 Yeah man, the day I graduated, I promised myself I would never set foot in that 30 00:02:38,418 --> 00:02:40,438 God forsaken place again. 31 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:41,967 Great news, kids. 32 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:49,073 Red's gonna be the Santa down at the mall on Christmas Eve, and I've signed you all up to be his little helpers. 33 00:02:53,118 --> 00:02:57,736 Oh, I'm sorry Mom, we're all going to the Christmas Eve dance at school. 34 00:03:02,823 --> 00:03:06,170 That 70's show Season 6 Episode 7 Christmas 35 00:03:06,503 --> 00:03:09,963 Subtitles by Sir Martini moonshine85@gmail.com 36 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:13,639 Preèasoval / Retiming blsho 37 00:03:38,242 --> 00:03:41,821 Don't go away kids, A Year Without A Santa Claus will be right back. 38 00:03:41,928 --> 00:03:44,871 Man, Heat Miser is badass. 39 00:03:45,562 --> 00:03:47,455 So what time are you coming down the station tonight? 40 00:03:47,455 --> 00:03:51,150 Let's see, the Christmas dance starts eight o'clock, so I'll just come as soon as it gets lame... 41 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:52,958 say uh 8:02. 42 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:59,658 Yeah. Hey y'know what, I'll even bring you something sweet to munch on - oh and some cookies! 43 00:03:59,803 --> 00:04:01,710 What? Oh, What? 44 00:04:01,810 --> 00:04:03,542 Okay now, 45 00:04:04,805 --> 00:04:06,132 please stand still. 46 00:04:06,549 --> 00:04:09,436 Nobody likes a Santa with plumbers butt. 47 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:18,045 - Why am I doing this? - Because I wanna force some good cheer through your clogged arteries and into your cranky heart. 48 00:04:18,407 --> 00:04:20,545 Yeah, it's like Christmas Draino. 49 00:04:22,460 --> 00:04:25,692 I can't believe you're replacing me as Santa, Red. 50 00:04:25,883 --> 00:04:28,828 Three years and now management says I'm too jolly? 51 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:32,506 - What do you want, Bob? - I want to be Santa! 52 00:04:32,678 --> 00:04:34,930 Well, it's Red's turn this year. 53 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:37,277 Santa could use an elf. 54 00:04:37,689 --> 00:04:41,095 Fine. But I don't wanna sit in the back and pretend to assemble toys, 55 00:04:41,218 --> 00:04:42,949 I want to participate. 56 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,522 Yeah Bob, you gotta keep your dignity. 57 00:04:46,816 --> 00:04:51,203 If you're in an elf costume, you don't want that tiny hammer making you look silly. 58 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:57,169 Steven, for the Christmas Eve dance... What do you think about this tie... Maybe this jacket... How about a blazer? - Fine! 59 00:04:57,777 --> 00:04:58,989 Bolo? 60 00:04:59,642 --> 00:05:01,197 - Fine - Ok! 61 00:05:07,772 --> 00:05:11,640 Okay Brooke, I made a list of all the reasons why I'm gonna make a great dad 62 00:05:11,755 --> 00:05:12,793 for our little baby. 63 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:17,177 Okay number one, I am a waiter, 64 00:05:18,929 --> 00:05:22,565 so we'll never run out of straws. 65 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,188 See, look kids love straws 66 00:05:25,952 --> 00:05:29,878 Michel, look I really appreciate the gesture, but no thanks. 67 00:05:30,267 --> 00:05:35,865 Seriously, I think if we just hang out, you'll see that I'm getting a lot more mature. 68 00:05:36,027 --> 00:05:39,145 I mean, just the other day I watched golf, and took a nap. 69 00:05:40,663 --> 00:05:44,356 Look Michael, if we weren't in this situation I think you'd be a really good friend. 70 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:50,138 I mean you're nice, you bring me stuff, dogs love you. 71 00:05:51,316 --> 00:05:54,201 I just think we should limit our time together... 72 00:05:54,726 --> 00:05:55,879 to almost none. 73 00:05:55,944 --> 00:06:03,100 Alright, how about we make a compromise between 'almost none' and what I want to do, which is 'it'? 74 00:06:04,427 --> 00:06:10,082 Okay, if you want, you can help me hang decorations tonight for the library's Christmas party. 75 00:06:10,396 --> 00:06:13,051 Spend Christmas Eve in a library? 76 00:06:13,371 --> 00:06:15,738 Why don't you just kick me in the 'nads? 77 00:06:25,189 --> 00:06:28,882 Okay, here comes Julie, the head cheerleader. Now, Steven make me look good. 78 00:06:29,393 --> 00:06:31,875 - Hello Jackie. - Hello Julie! 79 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:35,134 This is my boyfriend, Steven J. Hyde the third. 80 00:06:36,117 --> 00:06:37,791 First two are in jail. 81 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,657 He pretends to be poor, 82 00:06:41,775 --> 00:06:43,622 isn't that funny? 83 00:06:44,626 --> 00:06:48,026 I have to say, I thought you'd be too embarrassed to show your face here tonight. 84 00:06:48,064 --> 00:06:52,970 Well to be honest, I only came to see your outfit... so I'd know what not to wear. 85 00:06:54,087 --> 00:06:57,030 Well, let me show you the back. 86 00:07:00,785 --> 00:07:03,644 You're trying to get back on the cheerleading squad; shouldn't you be nice to her? 87 00:07:03,644 --> 00:07:06,588 Bitchiness is the only language cheerleaders understand. 88 00:07:06,685 --> 00:07:10,205 These are bad girls, they need to be punished, and they know it. 89 00:07:11,971 --> 00:07:15,376 Yeah this is way better than hanging out at the library with Brooke. 90 00:07:15,877 --> 00:07:17,031 Lotta great memories in here. 91 00:07:17,727 --> 00:07:18,825 Did it in there... 92 00:07:20,161 --> 00:07:21,605 did it back there... 93 00:07:22,293 --> 00:07:25,526 got caught by Miss Tompkins doing it down there... 94 00:07:26,417 --> 00:07:28,669 did it with Miss Tompkins over there. 95 00:07:29,829 --> 00:07:33,521 Everyone look for football players, I cannot spend another holiday in a locker. 96 00:07:34,146 --> 00:07:39,398 And this time if I don't show up for two days, come look for me. 97 00:07:40,534 --> 00:07:42,208 Oh my God, Eric Forman? 98 00:07:42,605 --> 00:07:44,797 You look great, I love your shirt. 99 00:07:45,156 --> 00:07:46,081 Really? 100 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:50,194 I wore this shirt for four years, and no one said a thing. 101 00:07:50,755 --> 00:07:52,775 I guess now you really fill it out. 102 00:07:54,227 --> 00:07:54,863 Thanks. 103 00:07:56,504 --> 00:08:01,008 I'm... I'm like up to seventeen push-ups a night so... 104 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:06,577 No I don't think that's it. I think it's because you're not a high school boy anymore. 105 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:10,471 Yeah, you're eighteen now. You've seen and done it all. 106 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:13,522 No, no... yes.. 107 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:16,789 Yes I have. 108 00:08:19,606 --> 00:08:23,992 Hey, you need to watch out okay? Girls are talking to you, I think there might be a practical joke in the works. 109 00:08:24,853 --> 00:08:29,210 No man, I don't think so. I think it's cause I graduated. 110 00:08:29,498 --> 00:08:31,454 Hyde, am I cool now? 111 00:08:31,454 --> 00:08:34,859 Well, you're cool like margarine is butter. 112 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:38,139 Close, but there's a little aftertaste. 113 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:39,740 You're in the middle of a Christmas Eve rock block on WFPP with me, Hot Donna. 114 00:09:42,475 --> 00:09:44,033 That was bacon. 115 00:09:45,467 --> 00:09:48,064 I recorded that myself earlier today. 116 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:52,484 Stay tuned for more Christmas classics with me, Hot Donna. 117 00:09:55,275 --> 00:09:57,816 I'm sorry but that is just too cool. 118 00:10:01,761 --> 00:10:04,590 Okay, Mr. Clause. 119 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,345 Let's hear your best Santa laugh. 120 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,200 You left out a 'ho', Red. 121 00:10:14,206 --> 00:10:17,843 It's three ho's, did you even read the Santa manual? 122 00:10:18,354 --> 00:10:20,779 Okay Red, I'm sure you'll do fine. 123 00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:29,656 Just remember Santa is a cheerful, jolly fellow, who never calls a child dumb-ass. 124 00:10:30,642 --> 00:10:32,218 So what do ya want for Christmas? 125 00:10:32,218 --> 00:10:33,653 I want a slinky. 126 00:10:33,653 --> 00:10:37,577 A slinky? Oh you'll get sick of a slinky in a day. 127 00:10:37,772 --> 00:10:44,409 I'm putting you down for flash cards. Math - that's what you're getting for Christmas. Next! 128 00:10:45,097 --> 00:10:48,735 - I want a pony. - Ponies die. 129 00:10:49,581 --> 00:10:52,756 What you need is a good pair of boots. 130 00:10:53,316 --> 00:10:54,875 Go on keep it moving. 131 00:10:55,435 --> 00:10:57,514 I want a flying car. 132 00:10:57,563 --> 00:10:59,990 I did too when I was your age, kid. 133 00:11:00,103 --> 00:11:02,122 But then the future came and... 134 00:11:02,199 --> 00:11:04,624 took my dreams away. 135 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,855 Just like it's gonna take yours. 136 00:11:08,617 --> 00:11:11,385 Okay, okay little girl, y'know what? 137 00:11:11,502 --> 00:11:15,888 I bet if you're extra good, you'll get your flying car one day. 138 00:11:16,497 --> 00:11:18,520 Don't listen to her, it's a lie. 139 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,775 Bad Santa. 140 00:11:25,771 --> 00:11:29,755 Yep, life after graduation sure is sweet. 141 00:11:30,738 --> 00:11:32,644 Some days I wake up and I'm like... 142 00:11:32,897 --> 00:11:36,188 "hey I'm having ice-cream for breakfast" 143 00:11:36,264 --> 00:11:39,489 And you know what, I do. 144 00:11:41,054 --> 00:11:43,819 Wow, so what have you two been up to since graduation? 145 00:11:44,128 --> 00:11:46,396 She talked to me, what do I do? 146 00:11:47,194 --> 00:11:49,736 Yeah, I got a librarian pregnant. 147 00:11:51,073 --> 00:11:52,920 Damn, good answer. 148 00:11:54,097 --> 00:11:58,310 So, like Eric, what are your plans for the future? 149 00:11:58,702 --> 00:12:03,723 Well, I guess I'm just gonna keep on keepin' on, y'know? 150 00:12:05,139 --> 00:12:07,275 I'm thinking about buying a boat. 151 00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:11,159 Okay, we're back and uh, 152 00:12:11,604 --> 00:12:17,664 if my boyfriend's listening you're late and I'm a little worried you're trapped in a snow drift or something. 153 00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:22,453 So honey if you're cold, I'm with ya baby. 154 00:12:22,453 --> 00:12:25,512 Okay so let's take some requests. Hello, you're on the air. 155 00:12:25,742 --> 00:12:33,129 Hi, I'd like to dedicate 'He's the Greatest Dancer' by Sister Sledge, to Eric Forman, the coolest guy at the Christmas dance. 156 00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:37,274 What? He's still at the dance? 157 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:40,622 Sorry I have to go, he's telling us about his boat. 158 00:12:42,686 --> 00:12:44,360 That sneaky bastard. 159 00:12:45,509 --> 00:12:51,571 Uh, that sneaky bastard Santa Clause is on his way with a non-stop block of classic Christmas tunes. 160 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:59,270 And remember you're listening to WFPP with me, Hot Donna. 161 00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:06,994 You hear that Eric Forman? That's not bacon, that's your ass when I get a hold of you. 162 00:13:18,984 --> 00:13:21,293 Hey, I brought you something sweet to munch on - 163 00:13:21,428 --> 00:13:23,159 oh and some cookies! 164 00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:26,815 Oh man, I knew that was funny. 165 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,213 Man, I can't stop thinking about Brooke. 166 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,478 I mean, both you and me know that every girl in here wants me... 167 00:13:33,659 --> 00:13:36,545 except for the couple of weirdo's that seem to want you... 168 00:13:37,061 --> 00:13:38,687 but I don't care about any on them. 169 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:42,774 Look Kelso, are you sure you don't just have a crush on Brooke because she's a librarian, 170 00:13:42,774 --> 00:13:46,064 and you've seen some librarian layout in Playboy? 171 00:13:47,064 --> 00:13:49,488 Eric, I'm sure that's part of it. 172 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,227 Whatever, I'm going to the library. 173 00:13:54,474 --> 00:13:56,322 Whoa, that felt weird to say. 174 00:13:58,346 --> 00:14:00,773 Steven you don't look like you're having a good time. 175 00:14:00,828 --> 00:14:02,385 I'm not. 176 00:14:02,544 --> 00:14:05,373 I know, but I need you to act like you are. 177 00:14:05,730 --> 00:14:10,231 Just think about stuff you enjoy, like shoplifting or dirty jeans. 178 00:14:11,135 --> 00:14:15,349 Jackie, how come you never to me you were dating an older man? 179 00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:18,912 Well I guess I was just distracted by the life I lead outside of cheerleading, 180 00:14:19,072 --> 00:14:23,342 where I do fun and glamorous things, with my older, mysterious boyfriend. 181 00:14:24,888 --> 00:14:29,273 That's true. Why just last week, we sat on the couch and had a fight. 182 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:31,206 I'm jealous. 183 00:14:33,962 --> 00:14:35,694 Ah this dance sucks. 184 00:14:37,337 --> 00:14:40,455 None of the girls remember me, they all think I'm a waiter. 185 00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:45,034 Hey, I got an idea how you can get these girls attention. 186 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:48,034 Oh boy, does it involve me hiding in the girl's bathroom? 187 00:14:49,146 --> 00:14:52,264 - No! - Okay, we'll try your way. 188 00:14:56,316 --> 00:14:58,684 And that's what really happened... 189 00:14:59,038 --> 00:15:00,830 in Vietnam! 190 00:15:01,729 --> 00:15:06,404 - I don't understand! - Neither do I, kid. Neither do I. 191 00:15:07,401 --> 00:15:10,634 Okay little boy, time to say goodbye to Santa. 192 00:15:11,659 --> 00:15:13,391 What's an ambush? 193 00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:17,647 It's a pretty bush with yellow flowers. 194 00:15:19,721 --> 00:15:23,241 Kitty I gotta tell ya, I'm good with kids... 195 00:15:24,338 --> 00:15:29,937 I really taught him something. Y'know I think I'm beginning to feel the Christmas sprit. 196 00:15:30,105 --> 00:15:36,222 Well I'm glad Red, but let's try telling a Christmas story where nobody gets caught in a fire fight. 197 00:15:40,429 --> 00:15:42,161 Bob what the hell are you doing? 198 00:15:42,322 --> 00:15:44,632 You're depressing the kids, I'm Santa now. 199 00:15:45,496 --> 00:15:47,692 Get out of my chair Bob, 200 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:51,398 or you're gonna get a candy cane up your chimney. 201 00:15:51,946 --> 00:15:53,389 I'm not moving. 202 00:15:53,651 --> 00:15:57,520 Kitty hold my silly red hat. 203 00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:03,350 You're right, I really am funny. 204 00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:10,324 What do you think you're doing? Eric you never showed up, 205 00:16:10,495 --> 00:16:11,998 I was worried about you. 206 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:17,294 Well I'm sorry, I guess I lost track of time, maybe it's because I am a God to these people. 207 00:16:18,259 --> 00:16:22,761 Donna they like this shirt. This is a horrible shirt. 208 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,957 I gave you that shirt. 209 00:16:26,697 --> 00:16:29,124 I know, I love this shirt. 210 00:16:29,682 --> 00:16:35,049 Eric I can't believe you let yourself get a swelled head just because a couple of high school kids think you're cool. 211 00:16:35,257 --> 00:16:40,106 Excuse me, aren't you Hot Donna? You were so awesome on the radio today. 212 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,965 You really think? 213 00:16:45,188 --> 00:16:46,285 Wait, what's going on? 214 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,475 I think we're in for a treat. 215 00:17:18,827 --> 00:17:20,213 Nice decorations. 216 00:17:20,684 --> 00:17:24,032 I see you're using one of the better tasting glues. 217 00:17:25,997 --> 00:17:27,558 What are you doing here? 218 00:17:27,703 --> 00:17:33,242 Oh I just though instead of having a fun Christmas Eve somewhere else, 219 00:17:33,358 --> 00:17:35,608 I'd rather have a boring one here with you. 220 00:17:36,341 --> 00:17:39,574 But we could have some fun. 221 00:17:40,196 --> 00:17:42,333 Michael, I've told you before, 222 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:46,796 just because you come to the library after hours, does not mean I'm gonna walk around topless. 223 00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,433 But it's Christmas. 224 00:17:52,397 --> 00:17:54,996 Oh here let me help you with the decorations. 225 00:17:55,537 --> 00:17:58,536 Pregnant women should not be standing on their tip toes, 226 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,018 cause the baby will come out all cross eyed. 227 00:18:03,179 --> 00:18:08,142 Listen, if you think you're gonna get me interested in you by being cute and making me laugh 228 00:18:10,662 --> 00:18:12,799 well it's probably gonna work. 229 00:18:13,984 --> 00:18:19,005 But if you screw this up, I'm gonna ruin your credit with thousands of dollars in library fines. 230 00:18:20,037 --> 00:18:27,482 Fair enough. Well what say we seal this newfound friendship with a round of topless ornament hanging? 231 00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:32,262 Okay fine, whatever you wanna do... 232 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,313 topless! 233 00:18:38,632 --> 00:18:41,692 This mall is only big enough for one Santa, Bob. 234 00:18:41,692 --> 00:18:45,040 Tell ya what, you name 5 reindeer and I'll step down. 235 00:18:45,084 --> 00:18:48,663 I can name 5 toes that are gonna be in your ass. 236 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:53,710 Oh for goodness sake, why don't we stop calling it Christmas and call it Assmas? 237 00:18:55,364 --> 00:18:57,674 Fine, I'll go. 238 00:18:57,942 --> 00:19:00,944 I only got worked up because Joanne's gone, Donna's working. 239 00:19:01,302 --> 00:19:06,205 The only people I got at home are my two friends, Egg and Nog. 240 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:11,058 Alright fine. You wanna be Santa, go ahead. 241 00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:12,624 - Thanks Red 242 00:19:12,879 --> 00:19:17,785 Yeah it's all for the best, I've already eaten about 2 pounds of fake beard as it is. 243 00:19:18,582 --> 00:19:22,854 There he is. Santa's the one that told me communists hate God. 244 00:19:26,271 --> 00:19:28,003 Gotta go Santa. 245 00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:30,931 Merry Christmas, Bob. 246 00:19:31,339 --> 00:19:33,475 Mrs. Clause needs a drink. 247 00:19:35,996 --> 00:19:39,286 And then I push a button, and it sounds like bacon. 248 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,663 This is so awesome, we're like a celebrity couple. 249 00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:50,288 - It's intoxicating. - Donna it is a heady brew. 250 00:19:50,999 --> 00:19:54,059 Hey let's go drink beer in front of some sophomores. Come on. 251 00:19:55,006 --> 00:20:01,219 Jackie, in light of you showing up tonight with your boyfriend, who by the way is totally cool, and a fox. 252 00:20:01,219 --> 00:20:02,721 Big newsflash there. 253 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:08,274 I'd like to invite you to rejoin the cheer squad. 254 00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:09,532 Really? 255 00:20:17,044 --> 00:20:19,352 You know I don't think I wanna be a cheerleader anymore. 256 00:20:19,871 --> 00:20:21,893 But we hugged and jumped. 257 00:20:23,486 --> 00:20:27,757 Well I'm gonna have to take back that hug and jump with a pout and a shrug. 258 00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,631 Are you telling me I came to this hell hole for nothing? 259 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,691 No, not for nothing, Steven. 260 00:20:36,691 --> 00:20:39,230 I realised these girls aren't my friends anymore. 261 00:20:39,521 --> 00:20:41,602 I learned something about myself. 262 00:20:41,744 --> 00:20:43,707 Oh, well isn't that ... 263 00:20:45,837 --> 00:20:49,415 Okay, well if it makes you feel any better, I get to keep the uniform. 264 00:20:50,229 --> 00:20:51,442 Yeah that helps. 265 00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:59,320 You set me up, 'sing a song they'll all love you', well I'm gonna spend Christmas in a locker. 266 00:21:46,569 --> 00:21:49,339 Oh crap, I'm still on the air! 267 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:05,715 Hmm. Jigsaw puzzle. 268 00:22:10,138 --> 00:22:11,699 Baseball glove. 269 00:22:14,524 --> 00:22:16,371 Barbie doll tea set. 270 00:22:17,365 --> 00:22:19,791 - Wow, you're good at this. - Yeah, I've had a little practice. 271 00:22:20,314 --> 00:22:21,469 Ant farm. 272 00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:28,199 It's a Lone Ranger cap gun set.