1 00:00:03,852 --> 00:00:06,677 So you gotta work at the radio station on Christmas Eve? 2 00:00:07,168 --> 00:00:10,800 God, it's like doesn't anyone respect the sanctity of that holy night? 3 00:00:10,884 --> 00:00:14,057 We were gonna get drunk and fool around behind your dad's manger scene. 4 00:00:14,789 --> 00:00:16,806 But this is my first shot at DJ-ing. 5 00:00:16,857 --> 00:00:23,026 If I do well, Hot Donna could be the regular DJ on Tuesdays from 1 to 5 am. 6 00:00:23,535 --> 00:00:26,132 Every insomniac and burn out in town is gonna know who I am. 7 00:00:26,307 --> 00:00:28,614 Well say hello to your target audience. 8 00:00:30,375 --> 00:00:31,932 Play more Zeppelin. 9 00:00:32,936 --> 00:00:37,088 You guys, I've got some terrible news. I've just been kicked off the cheerleading squad. 10 00:00:37,179 --> 00:00:39,831 - Oh my little Jesus! - Oh no! - Why? 11 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:44,572 Jackie I know how you feel, I once got kicked off a cheerleader. 12 00:00:46,815 --> 00:00:48,777 Well I need to get back on that squad. 13 00:00:48,896 --> 00:00:52,582 They might be a bunch of pom-pom waving bitches, but they're all I know. 14 00:00:52,867 --> 00:00:56,040 Steven, you've gotta take me to the "Christmas Eve dance" tomorrow night. 15 00:00:56,152 --> 00:00:57,537 Uh no. 16 00:00:58,496 --> 00:01:02,533 I can either dance with, or spend Christmas Eve with you; cannot do a combo. 17 00:01:02,923 --> 00:01:05,863 Steven, they will never take me back if I don't show up all proud. 18 00:01:05,937 --> 00:01:10,375 If you could just see... that this is something that's... really important to me then... you'd understand that as my boyfriend... you should go. 19 00:01:10,516 --> 00:01:11,439 Fine! 20 00:01:12,474 --> 00:01:13,570 Please... 21 00:01:14,901 --> 00:01:15,931 Fine! 22 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:20,128 Hey shut up, if I'm going, you guys are coming with me. 23 00:01:20,166 --> 00:01:23,107 Oh no, cannot go to a high school dance! 24 00:01:23,406 --> 00:01:26,233 I'm gonna be a father soon I gotta start acting more mature. 25 00:01:26,692 --> 00:01:28,421 All right, orange! 26 00:01:31,885 --> 00:01:35,546 Yeah, I'm not going either. The football team and I have a little disagreement. 27 00:01:35,546 --> 00:01:38,141 They think it's funny to stuff me into a locker, 28 00:01:39,453 --> 00:01:40,779 and I disagree! 29 00:01:41,873 --> 00:01:45,735 Yeah man, the day I graduated, I promised myself I would never set foot in that 30 00:01:45,812 --> 00:01:47,830 God forsaken place again. 31 00:01:48,031 --> 00:01:49,357 Great news, kids. 32 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:56,456 Red's gonna be the Santa down at the mall on Christmas Eve, and I've signed you all up to be his little helpers. 33 00:02:00,497 --> 00:02:05,110 Oh, I'm sorry Mom, we're all going to the Christmas Eve dance at school. 34 00:02:10,192 --> 00:02:13,536 That 70's show Season 6 Episode 7 Christmas 35 00:02:13,869 --> 00:02:17,325 Subtitles by Sir Martini moonshine85@gmail.com 36 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:20,997 Preèasoval / Retiming blsho 37 00:02:45,576 --> 00:02:49,151 Don't go away kids, A Year Without A Santa Claus will be right back. 38 00:02:49,258 --> 00:02:52,198 Man, Heat Miser is badass. 39 00:02:52,888 --> 00:02:54,780 So what time are you coming down the station tonight? 40 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:58,471 Let's see, the Christmas dance starts eight o'clock, so I'll just come as soon as it gets lame... 41 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,277 say uh 8:02. 42 00:03:01,838 --> 00:03:06,970 Yeah. Hey y'know what, I'll even bring you something sweet to munch on - oh and some cookies! 43 00:03:07,115 --> 00:03:09,020 What? Oh, What? 44 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,850 Okay now, 45 00:03:12,112 --> 00:03:13,438 please stand still. 46 00:03:13,854 --> 00:03:16,739 Nobody likes a Santa with plumbers butt. 47 00:03:17,612 --> 00:03:25,339 - Why am I doing this? - Because I wanna force some good cheer through your clogged arteries and into your cranky heart. 48 00:03:25,701 --> 00:03:27,836 Yeah, it's like Christmas Draino. 49 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:32,978 I can't believe you're replacing me as Santa, Red. 50 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:36,111 Three years and now management says I'm too jolly? 51 00:03:37,249 --> 00:03:39,786 - What do you want, Bob? - I want to be Santa! 52 00:03:39,957 --> 00:03:42,207 Well, it's Red's turn this year. 53 00:03:42,707 --> 00:03:44,552 Santa could use an elf. 54 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:48,366 Fine. But I don't wanna sit in the back and pretend to assemble toys, 55 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:50,218 I want to participate. 56 00:03:50,769 --> 00:03:52,789 Yeah Bob, you gotta keep your dignity. 57 00:03:54,081 --> 00:03:58,464 If you're in an elf costume, you don't want that tiny hammer making you look silly. 58 00:03:59,119 --> 00:04:04,424 Steven, for the Christmas Eve dance... What do you think about this tie... Maybe this jacket... How about a blazer? - Fine! 59 00:04:05,031 --> 00:04:06,242 Bolo? 60 00:04:06,894 --> 00:04:08,448 - Fine - Ok! 61 00:04:15,016 --> 00:04:18,880 Okay Brooke, I made a list of all the reasons why I'm gonna make a great dad 62 00:04:18,995 --> 00:04:20,032 for our little baby. 63 00:04:21,413 --> 00:04:24,412 Okay number one, I am a waiter, 64 00:04:26,162 --> 00:04:29,794 so we'll never run out of straws. 65 00:04:30,685 --> 00:04:32,415 See, look kids love straws 66 00:04:33,178 --> 00:04:37,100 Michel, look I really appreciate the gesture, but no thanks. 67 00:04:37,489 --> 00:04:43,081 Seriously, I think if we just hang out, you'll see that I'm getting a lot more mature. 68 00:04:43,243 --> 00:04:46,358 I mean, just the other day I watched golf, and took a nap. 69 00:04:47,874 --> 00:04:51,564 Look Michael, if we weren't in this situation I think you'd be a really good friend. 70 00:04:51,919 --> 00:04:57,340 I mean you're nice, you bring me stuff, dogs love you. 71 00:04:58,517 --> 00:05:01,399 I just think we should limit our time together... 72 00:05:01,923 --> 00:05:03,075 to almost none. 73 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:10,289 Alright, how about we make a compromise between 'almost none' and what I want to do, which is 'it'? 74 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:17,264 Okay, if you want, you can help me hang decorations tonight for the library's Christmas party. 75 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:20,230 Spend Christmas Eve in a library? 76 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:22,914 Why don't you just kick me in the 'nads? 77 00:05:32,356 --> 00:05:36,045 Okay, here comes Julie, the head cheerleader. Now, Steven make me look good. 78 00:05:36,556 --> 00:05:39,035 - Hello Jackie. - Hello Julie! 79 00:05:39,177 --> 00:05:42,291 This is my boyfriend, Steven J. Hyde the third. 80 00:05:43,273 --> 00:05:44,945 First two are in jail. 81 00:05:47,134 --> 00:05:48,807 He pretends to be poor, 82 00:05:48,925 --> 00:05:50,770 isn't that funny? 83 00:05:51,773 --> 00:05:55,170 I have to say, I thought you'd be too embarrassed to show your face here tonight. 84 00:05:55,208 --> 00:06:00,109 Well to be honest, I only came to see your outfit... so I'd know what not to wear. 85 00:06:01,225 --> 00:06:04,165 Well, let me show you the back. 86 00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:10,772 You're trying to get back on the cheerleading squad; shouldn't you be nice to her? 87 00:06:10,772 --> 00:06:13,713 Bitchiness is the only language cheerleaders understand. 88 00:06:13,810 --> 00:06:17,327 These are bad girls, they need to be punished, and they know it. 89 00:06:19,091 --> 00:06:22,493 Yeah this is way better than hanging out at the library with Brooke. 90 00:06:22,993 --> 00:06:24,146 Lotta great memories in here. 91 00:06:24,841 --> 00:06:25,938 Did it in there... 92 00:06:27,273 --> 00:06:28,715 did it back there... 93 00:06:29,403 --> 00:06:32,633 got caught by Miss Tompkins doing it down there... 94 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:35,772 did it with Miss Tompkins over there. 95 00:06:36,931 --> 00:06:40,620 Everyone look for football players, I cannot spend another holiday in a locker. 96 00:06:41,244 --> 00:06:46,491 And this time if I don't show up for two days, come look for me. 97 00:06:47,626 --> 00:06:49,298 Oh my God, Eric Forman? 98 00:06:49,694 --> 00:06:51,884 You look great, I love your shirt. 99 00:06:52,243 --> 00:06:53,167 Really? 100 00:06:54,335 --> 00:06:57,276 I wore this shirt for four years, and no one said a thing. 101 00:06:57,836 --> 00:06:59,854 I guess now you really fill it out. 102 00:07:01,305 --> 00:07:01,940 Thanks. 103 00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:08,079 I'm... I'm like up to seventeen push-ups a night so... 104 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:13,642 No I don't think that's it. I think it's because you're not a high school boy anymore. 105 00:07:13,843 --> 00:07:17,533 Yeah, you're eighteen now. You've seen and done it all. 106 00:07:17,811 --> 00:07:20,581 No, no... yes.. 107 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,844 Yes I have. 108 00:07:26,658 --> 00:07:31,040 Hey, you need to watch out okay? Girls are talking to you, I think there might be a practical joke in the works. 109 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:36,253 No man, I don't think so. I think it's cause I graduated. 110 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:38,495 Hyde, am I cool now? 111 00:07:38,495 --> 00:07:41,896 Well, you're cool like margarine is butter. 112 00:07:42,464 --> 00:07:45,173 Close, but there's a little aftertaste. 113 00:08:41,351 --> 00:08:46,712 You're in the middle of a Christmas Eve rock block on WFPP with me, Hot Donna. 114 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,001 That was bacon. 115 00:08:52,434 --> 00:08:55,028 I recorded that myself earlier today. 116 00:08:55,984 --> 00:08:59,444 Stay tuned for more Christmas classics with me, Hot Donna. 117 00:09:02,232 --> 00:09:04,770 I'm sorry but that is just too cool. 118 00:09:08,711 --> 00:09:11,537 Okay, Mr. Clause. 119 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,289 Let's hear your best Santa laugh. 120 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:21,138 You left out a 'ho', Red. 121 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:24,777 It's three ho's, did you even read the Santa manual? 122 00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:27,710 Okay Red, I'm sure you'll do fine. 123 00:09:27,758 --> 00:09:36,578 Just remember Santa is a cheerful, jolly fellow, who never calls a child dumb-ass. 124 00:09:37,563 --> 00:09:39,138 So what do ya want for Christmas? 125 00:09:39,138 --> 00:09:40,571 I want a slinky. 126 00:09:40,571 --> 00:09:44,491 A slinky? Oh you'll get sick of a slinky in a day. 127 00:09:44,686 --> 00:09:51,317 I'm putting you down for flash cards. Math - that's what you're getting for Christmas. Next! 128 00:09:52,004 --> 00:09:55,638 - I want a pony. - Ponies die. 129 00:09:56,483 --> 00:09:59,655 What you need is a good pair of boots. 130 00:10:00,215 --> 00:10:01,772 Go on keep it moving. 131 00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:04,409 I want a flying car. 132 00:10:04,457 --> 00:10:06,882 I did too when I was your age, kid. 133 00:10:06,995 --> 00:10:09,012 But then the future came and... 134 00:10:09,089 --> 00:10:11,511 took my dreams away. 135 00:10:12,318 --> 00:10:14,739 Just like it's gonna take yours. 136 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:18,266 Okay, okay little girl, y'know what? 137 00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:22,764 I bet if you're extra good, you'll get your flying car one day. 138 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,394 Don't listen to her, it's a lie. 139 00:10:25,513 --> 00:10:27,646 Bad Santa. 140 00:10:32,637 --> 00:10:36,617 Yep, life after graduation sure is sweet. 141 00:10:37,599 --> 00:10:39,503 Some days I wake up and I'm like... 142 00:10:39,756 --> 00:10:43,044 "hey I'm having ice-cream for breakfast" 143 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,342 And you know what, I do. 144 00:10:47,905 --> 00:10:50,667 Wow, so what have you two been up to since graduation? 145 00:10:50,976 --> 00:10:53,242 She talked to me, what do I do? 146 00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:56,578 Yeah, I got a librarian pregnant. 147 00:10:57,914 --> 00:10:59,759 Damn, good answer. 148 00:11:00,935 --> 00:11:05,144 So, like Eric, what are your plans for the future? 149 00:11:05,535 --> 00:11:10,551 Well, I guess I'm just gonna keep on keepin' on, y'know? 150 00:11:11,966 --> 00:11:14,100 I'm thinking about buying a boat. 151 00:11:15,789 --> 00:11:17,980 Okay, we're back and uh, 152 00:11:18,424 --> 00:11:24,478 if my boyfriend's listening you're late and I'm a little worried you're trapped in a snow drift or something. 153 00:11:24,554 --> 00:11:29,263 So honey if you're cold, I'm with ya baby. 154 00:11:29,263 --> 00:11:32,319 Okay so let's take some requests. Hello, you're on the air. 155 00:11:32,548 --> 00:11:39,928 Hi, I'd like to dedicate 'He's the Greatest Dancer' by Sister Sledge, to Eric Forman, the coolest guy at the Christmas dance. 156 00:11:41,589 --> 00:11:44,069 What? He's still at the dance? 157 00:11:44,301 --> 00:11:47,413 Sorry I have to go, he's telling us about his boat. 158 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,148 That sneaky bastard. 159 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:58,351 Uh, that sneaky bastard Santa Clause is on his way with a non-stop block of classic Christmas tunes. 160 00:12:00,738 --> 00:12:06,043 And remember you're listening to WFPP with me, Hot Donna. 161 00:12:08,511 --> 00:12:13,759 You hear that Eric Forman? That's not bacon, that's your ass when I get a hold of you. 162 00:12:25,737 --> 00:12:28,044 Hey, I brought you something sweet to munch on - 163 00:12:28,179 --> 00:12:29,908 oh and some cookies! 164 00:12:31,886 --> 00:12:33,560 Oh man, I knew that was funny. 165 00:12:34,302 --> 00:12:36,955 Man, I can't stop thinking about Brooke. 166 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,217 I mean, both you and me know that every girl in here wants me... 167 00:12:40,397 --> 00:12:43,280 except for the couple of weirdo's that seem to want you... 168 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,420 but I don't care about any on them. 169 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:49,503 Look Kelso, are you sure you don't just have a crush on Brooke because she's a librarian, 170 00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:52,790 and you've seen some librarian layout in Playboy? 171 00:12:53,789 --> 00:12:56,211 Eric, I'm sure that's part of it. 172 00:12:57,812 --> 00:12:59,946 Whatever, I'm going to the library. 173 00:13:01,192 --> 00:13:03,038 Whoa, that felt weird to say. 174 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,484 Steven you don't look like you're having a good time. 175 00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:09,095 I'm not. 176 00:13:09,253 --> 00:13:12,080 I know, but I need you to act like you are. 177 00:13:12,436 --> 00:13:16,933 Just think about stuff you enjoy, like shoplifting or dirty jeans. 178 00:13:17,836 --> 00:13:22,046 Jackie, how come you never to me you were dating an older man? 179 00:13:22,087 --> 00:13:25,605 Well I guess I was just distracted by the life I lead outside of cheerleading, 180 00:13:25,765 --> 00:13:30,031 where I do fun and glamorous things, with my older, mysterious boyfriend. 181 00:13:31,575 --> 00:13:35,956 That's true. Why just last week, we sat on the couch and had a fight. 182 00:13:36,502 --> 00:13:37,887 I'm jealous. 183 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,370 Ah this dance sucks. 184 00:13:44,012 --> 00:13:47,127 None of the girls remember me, they all think I'm a waiter. 185 00:13:48,617 --> 00:13:51,701 Hey, I got an idea how you can get these girls attention. 186 00:13:51,701 --> 00:13:54,698 Oh boy, does it involve me hiding in the girl's bathroom? 187 00:13:55,809 --> 00:13:58,924 - No! - Okay, we'll try your way. 188 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,337 And that's what really happened... 189 00:14:05,691 --> 00:14:07,481 in Vietnam! 190 00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:13,050 - I don't understand! - Neither do I, kid. Neither do I. 191 00:14:14,046 --> 00:14:17,275 Okay little boy, time to say goodbye to Santa. 192 00:14:18,299 --> 00:14:20,030 What's an ambush? 193 00:14:21,283 --> 00:14:24,281 It's a pretty bush with yellow flowers. 194 00:14:26,353 --> 00:14:29,870 Kitty I gotta tell ya, I'm good with kids... 195 00:14:30,966 --> 00:14:36,559 I really taught him something. Y'know I think I'm beginning to feel the Christmas sprit. 196 00:14:36,727 --> 00:14:42,838 Well I'm glad Red, but let's try telling a Christmas story where nobody gets caught in a fire fight. 197 00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,771 Bob what the hell are you doing? 198 00:14:48,932 --> 00:14:51,239 You're depressing the kids, I'm Santa now. 199 00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:54,296 Get out of my chair Bob, 200 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,999 or you're gonna get a candy cane up your chimney. 201 00:14:58,546 --> 00:14:59,988 I'm not moving. 202 00:15:00,249 --> 00:15:04,115 Kitty hold my silly red hat. 203 00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:09,939 You're right, I really am funny. 204 00:15:14,368 --> 00:15:16,906 What do you think you're doing? Eric you never showed up, 205 00:15:17,077 --> 00:15:18,578 I was worried about you. 206 00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:23,869 Well I'm sorry, I guess I lost track of time, maybe it's because I am a God to these people. 207 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:29,330 Donna they like this shirt. This is a horrible shirt. 208 00:15:29,851 --> 00:15:31,524 I gave you that shirt. 209 00:15:33,262 --> 00:15:35,687 I know, I love this shirt. 210 00:15:36,244 --> 00:15:41,606 Eric I can't believe you let yourself get a swelled head just because a couple of high school kids think you're cool. 211 00:15:41,814 --> 00:15:46,658 Excuse me, aren't you Hot Donna? You were so awesome on the radio today. 212 00:15:46,785 --> 00:15:48,515 You really think? 213 00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:52,831 Wait, what's going on? 214 00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:55,019 I think we're in for a treat. 215 00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:26,725 Nice decorations. 216 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:30,540 I see you're using one of the better tasting glues. 217 00:16:32,503 --> 00:16:34,062 What are you doing here? 218 00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:39,741 Oh I just though instead of having a fun Christmas Eve somewhere else, 219 00:16:39,857 --> 00:16:42,104 I'd rather have a boring one here with you. 220 00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:46,066 But we could have some fun. 221 00:16:46,688 --> 00:16:48,823 Michael, I've told you before, 222 00:16:48,899 --> 00:16:53,281 just because you come to the library after hours, does not mean I'm gonna walk around topless. 223 00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:55,916 But it's Christmas. 224 00:16:58,877 --> 00:17:01,473 Oh here let me help you with the decorations. 225 00:17:02,014 --> 00:17:05,010 Pregnant women should not be standing on their tip toes, 226 00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:07,489 cause the baby will come out all cross eyed. 227 00:17:09,648 --> 00:17:14,606 Listen, if you think you're gonna get me interested in you by being cute and making me laugh 228 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,258 well it's probably gonna work. 229 00:17:20,442 --> 00:17:25,458 But if you screw this up, I'm gonna ruin your credit with thousands of dollars in library fines. 230 00:17:26,489 --> 00:17:33,927 Fair enough. Well what say we seal this newfound friendship with a round of topless ornament hanging? 231 00:17:35,356 --> 00:17:38,702 Okay fine, whatever you wanna do... 232 00:17:38,885 --> 00:17:39,752 topless! 233 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,122 This mall is only big enough for one Santa, Bob. 234 00:17:48,122 --> 00:17:51,467 Tell ya what, you name 5 reindeer and I'll step down. 235 00:17:51,511 --> 00:17:55,086 I can name 5 toes that are gonna be in your ass. 236 00:17:55,342 --> 00:18:00,128 Oh for goodness sake, why don't we stop calling it Christmas and call it Assmas? 237 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,088 Fine, I'll go. 238 00:18:04,356 --> 00:18:07,355 I only got worked up because Joanne's gone, Donna's working. 239 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:12,611 The only people I got at home are my two friends, Egg and Nog. 240 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:17,459 Alright fine. You wanna be Santa, go ahead. 241 00:18:18,101 --> 00:18:19,023 - Thanks Red 242 00:18:19,278 --> 00:18:24,179 Yeah it's all for the best, I've already eaten about 2 pounds of fake beard as it is. 243 00:18:24,975 --> 00:18:29,243 There he is. Santa's the one that told me communists hate God. 244 00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:34,387 Gotta go Santa. 245 00:18:35,813 --> 00:18:37,312 Merry Christmas, Bob. 246 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,854 Mrs. Clause needs a drink. 247 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,659 And then I push a button, and it sounds like bacon. 248 00:18:47,685 --> 00:18:51,030 This is so awesome, we're like a celebrity couple. 249 00:18:52,053 --> 00:18:56,650 - It's intoxicating. - Donna it is a heady brew. 250 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,417 Hey let's go drink beer in front of some sophomores. Come on. 251 00:19:01,363 --> 00:19:07,570 Jackie, in light of you showing up tonight with your boyfriend, who by the way is totally cool, and a fox. 252 00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:09,070 Big newsflash there. 253 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:14,618 I'd like to invite you to rejoin the cheer squad. 254 00:19:14,895 --> 00:19:15,875 Really? 255 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,685 You know I don't think I wanna be a cheerleader anymore. 256 00:19:26,203 --> 00:19:28,223 But we hugged and jumped. 257 00:19:29,815 --> 00:19:34,081 Well I'm gonna have to take back that hug and jump with a pout and a shrug. 258 00:19:38,237 --> 00:19:40,948 Are you telling me I came to this hell hole for nothing? 259 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:43,006 No, not for nothing, Steven. 260 00:19:43,006 --> 00:19:45,543 I realised these girls aren't my friends anymore. 261 00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,912 I learned something about myself. 262 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,015 Oh, well isn't that ... 263 00:19:52,143 --> 00:19:55,718 Okay, well if it makes you feel any better, I get to keep the uniform. 264 00:19:56,531 --> 00:19:57,743 Yeah that helps. 265 00:20:00,885 --> 00:20:05,613 You set me up, 'sing a song they'll all love you', well I'm gonna spend Christmas in a locker. 266 00:20:52,814 --> 00:20:55,582 Oh crap, I'm still on the air! 267 00:21:11,134 --> 00:21:11,941 Hmm. Jigsaw puzzle. 268 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,919 Baseball glove. 269 00:21:20,742 --> 00:21:22,587 Barbie doll tea set. 270 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:26,003 - Wow, you're good at this. - Yeah, I've had a little practice. 271 00:21:26,526 --> 00:21:27,680 Ant farm. 272 00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:34,403 It's a Lone Ranger cap gun set.