1 00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:05,232 So, guys, guess what. 2 00:00:05,350 --> 00:00:07,716 I found the perfect place for me and Eric to get married. 3 00:00:13,957 --> 00:00:15,228 Where, Donna? Please tell us. 4 00:00:17,127 --> 00:00:19,725 Okay, well that place up by the lake that overlooks the entire valley... 5 00:00:20,223 --> 00:00:21,455 Where people go for romance. 6 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:23,804 You mean mount Hump? 7 00:00:26,005 --> 00:00:28,470 People don't go there for the romance, Donna. 8 00:00:28,537 --> 00:00:30,608 They go there for the humping. 9 00:00:31,675 --> 00:00:33,714 Eric, let's go up there tomorrow and check it out. 10 00:00:33,731 --> 00:00:34,697 I know the cruiser's in the shop, 11 00:00:34,765 --> 00:00:35,898 but we could take my dad's car. 12 00:00:35,965 --> 00:00:37,398 Donna, he's got that 13 00:00:37,465 --> 00:00:39,230 "honk if you're horny" bumper sticker. 14 00:00:41,295 --> 00:00:42,729 Yeah, well, I'd scrape it off, 15 00:00:42,996 --> 00:00:45,696 but "I brake for boobies" is underneath it. 16 00:00:47,762 --> 00:00:50,762 Why are you guys all in Steven's room? 17 00:00:49,831 --> 00:00:51,463 Well, Hyde was here, 18 00:00:51,731 --> 00:00:52,764 so I came in because 19 00:00:52,832 --> 00:00:54,929 I'm not comfortable enough with myself to be alone. 20 00:00:57,794 --> 00:01:00,093 Yeah, but it's all gray, like a prison cell. 21 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,226 Gray is why prisoners are unhappy. 22 00:01:03,294 --> 00:01:06,393 Really? I always thought it was the loss of freedom... 23 00:01:06,460 --> 00:01:09,292 And the uninvited man love. 24 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,258 Steven, I just think that you would be happier 25 00:01:12,326 --> 00:01:14,091 if you saw pretty things. 26 00:01:14,159 --> 00:01:16,659 Like when I look at myself in the mirror, 27 00:01:16,727 --> 00:01:19,625 I'm happy. 28 00:01:19,693 --> 00:01:22,792 When I look at you, I'm happy too, 29 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:25,458 but when you talk, eh... 30 00:01:27,859 --> 00:01:31,891 Hey, Eric, I have to ask you a very important question. 31 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:35,123 Can I borrow your G.I. Joe for a little experiment? 32 00:01:35,191 --> 00:01:36,156 No. 33 00:01:36,224 --> 00:01:39,223 I thought you were gonna say "yes." 34 00:01:39,290 --> 00:01:41,322 And by the way, the experiment was a success. 35 00:01:41,390 --> 00:01:43,122 G.I. Joe melts faster than cheese. 36 00:01:44,189 --> 00:01:47,154 Kelso, you can't just take my things 37 00:01:47,221 --> 00:01:48,321 without asking permission. 38 00:01:48,738 --> 00:01:50,203 Come on, we're friends. 39 00:01:50,271 --> 00:01:52,203 I figure what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine. 40 00:01:52,271 --> 00:01:54,203 What's Donna's is mine, too. 41 00:01:54,571 --> 00:01:56,302 Kelso! 42 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:59,569 Yeah, Barbie didn't make it, either. 43 00:01:59,637 --> 00:02:02,002 No one likes to see civilian casualties. 44 00:02:12,769 --> 00:02:14,134 That's weird. 45 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:15,735 My finger's due back tomorrow, 46 00:02:15,951 --> 00:02:18,417 but my hand's due back next week. 47 00:02:18,485 --> 00:02:21,482 You know, Michael, I was a little worried 48 00:02:20,651 --> 00:02:22,583 about starting to date you, 49 00:02:22,651 --> 00:02:24,683 but lately, you've really impressed me. 50 00:02:24,751 --> 00:02:26,349 Well, that's the police motto... 51 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:29,284 To serve and impress. 52 00:02:29,351 --> 00:02:31,585 I thought it was "serve and protect." 53 00:02:33,525 --> 00:02:36,258 They just changed it. 54 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:41,393 Maybe you could take me to my doctor's appointment tomorrow. 55 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:42,393 We'll hear the baby's heartbeat. 56 00:02:44,208 --> 00:02:46,174 Seriously? 57 00:02:46,242 --> 00:02:48,174 You want me to do baby stuff with you? 58 00:02:48,242 --> 00:02:51,008 Yeah, you've been really great these last few weeks. 59 00:02:51,075 --> 00:02:52,875 Yes, I have. 60 00:02:52,942 --> 00:02:55,609 And there's no telling what you'll do next. 61 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,876 One day you might even read one of these things. 62 00:02:57,943 --> 00:03:00,542 Yeah, let's just pray to God that day never comes. 63 00:03:02,976 --> 00:03:07,309 synced by Sarina - www.addic7ed.com 64 00:03:41,218 --> 00:03:42,117 Stupid Kelso. 65 00:03:45,813 --> 00:03:47,145 Guess what I packed. 66 00:03:47,612 --> 00:03:49,578 I'm gonna have to go with picnic. 67 00:03:49,645 --> 00:03:51,110 You win. 68 00:03:52,344 --> 00:03:54,543 So when do I get my car back? 69 00:03:54,611 --> 00:03:56,942 I don't know. We're scouting places to have the wedding. 70 00:03:57,010 --> 00:03:58,642 You don't need to scout anywhere 71 00:03:58,710 --> 00:04:00,641 but the inside of a church. 72 00:04:00,709 --> 00:04:02,641 What better place to start a happy life 73 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:06,173 than our lady of perpetual sorrow? 74 00:04:06,241 --> 00:04:08,839 Well, dad, the thing is we're not getting married in a church. 75 00:04:09,307 --> 00:04:10,439 But we are thinking 76 00:04:10,556 --> 00:04:12,921 about getting married at mount Hump, 77 00:04:12,989 --> 00:04:16,487 which is sort of the church of humping. 78 00:04:16,555 --> 00:04:18,486 Well, no church, no car, 79 00:04:18,554 --> 00:04:20,520 just like it says in the bible. 80 00:04:23,087 --> 00:04:25,019 Well, the bible doesn't say anything 81 00:04:25,087 --> 00:04:26,453 about taking Kelso's van. 82 00:04:26,521 --> 00:04:29,019 Donna, we can't just take it. 83 00:04:29,086 --> 00:04:32,184 Of course we can. What's his is yours, remember? 84 00:04:32,251 --> 00:04:35,149 Do it for the liquefied face of g.I. Joe. 85 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:39,615 I can't think of a more fitting way 86 00:04:40,082 --> 00:04:42,814 to honor the real American hero. 87 00:04:48,283 --> 00:04:52,750 You're welcome, big guy. 88 00:04:52,817 --> 00:04:54,217 What's this for? 89 00:04:54,285 --> 00:04:55,484 No reason. 90 00:04:55,552 --> 00:04:57,484 I was just thinking about you 91 00:04:57,552 --> 00:04:58,751 And how we've been through a lot together. 92 00:04:58,819 --> 00:05:01,051 No, we haven't. 93 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:05,251 Oh, he gave you shoes. 94 00:05:05,318 --> 00:05:07,849 What do you say, Red? 95 00:05:07,917 --> 00:05:10,949 What the hell is wrong with you? 96 00:05:12,517 --> 00:05:15,951 Or we say, "thank you very much." 97 00:05:17,119 --> 00:05:19,586 Don't you think it's a little odd 98 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,851 for a man to give another man a pair of shoes? 99 00:05:22,918 --> 00:05:24,184 I saw 'em. 100 00:05:24,252 --> 00:05:27,684 I thought they'd go nice with your tan pants. 101 00:05:27,751 --> 00:05:31,684 Quit thinking about my pants! 102 00:05:31,751 --> 00:05:33,984 My legs and what covers them 103 00:05:34,051 --> 00:05:36,816 is my business. 104 00:05:39,452 --> 00:05:42,217 He's very sensitive about his legs. 105 00:05:42,285 --> 00:05:44,584 You know, he shouldn't be. 106 00:05:44,652 --> 00:05:46,816 They're shapely, like a lady dancer. 107 00:05:48,150 --> 00:05:50,882 Maybe that's why he's so sensitive. 108 00:05:56,281 --> 00:05:58,647 Oh, finally. 109 00:05:58,714 --> 00:06:00,313 I've been waiting all afternoon. 110 00:06:00,381 --> 00:06:02,745 I'm about to burst! 111 00:06:04,147 --> 00:06:05,811 Hey, man. 112 00:06:05,879 --> 00:06:08,077 Thinking maybe you should wait out here. 113 00:06:09,611 --> 00:06:11,443 No, no, no, Fez. You should see this. 114 00:06:11,511 --> 00:06:13,642 It's a dream come true. 115 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:18,941 Surprise! 116 00:06:19,009 --> 00:06:21,408 Jackie, what the hell happened to my room? 117 00:06:21,476 --> 00:06:23,109 I redecorated it. 118 00:06:23,177 --> 00:06:25,409 Now if a stranger comes in here, 119 00:06:25,477 --> 00:06:27,442 he'd never know you were poor. 120 00:06:27,509 --> 00:06:30,442 Looks like something for a girl. 121 00:06:30,509 --> 00:06:32,308 I like it. 122 00:06:32,376 --> 00:06:35,908 Or Fez. I can't live like this. 123 00:06:35,976 --> 00:06:37,841 I'm getting sick just looking at it. 124 00:06:37,908 --> 00:06:40,308 Yes, yes, Steven, that sick feeling 125 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,840 is your orphan soul coming alive. 126 00:06:42,908 --> 00:06:46,473 Jackie, just put it all back, okay? 127 00:06:46,541 --> 00:06:49,142 Make it ugly and dirty like I like it. 128 00:06:49,210 --> 00:06:52,109 Well, excuse me for spending all morning 129 00:06:52,176 --> 00:06:54,674 putting up twinkle lights that are breathtaking, 130 00:06:54,742 --> 00:06:57,474 pillows as soft as marshmallows and scented candles 131 00:06:57,741 --> 00:06:58,674 that make you feel like 132 00:06:58,442 --> 00:07:01,375 you're running through a field like Laura freakin' ingalls! 133 00:07:01,443 --> 00:07:05,209 Okay, okay. We came here for a reason. 134 00:07:06,476 --> 00:07:08,773 Now should I start and you watch, 135 00:07:08,841 --> 00:07:12,071 or should you start and I watch? 136 00:07:12,139 --> 00:07:16,171 Either way, I'll be done first. 137 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:23,068 So I told Hyde he could watch 138 00:07:23,136 --> 00:07:25,901 while Jackie and I do it. 139 00:07:25,969 --> 00:07:30,101 And then he beat my ass with a twinkle light. 140 00:07:30,168 --> 00:07:33,200 Where's my van? 141 00:07:34,633 --> 00:07:36,566 Now I parked it right here! 142 00:07:36,633 --> 00:07:40,598 Calm down. You probably just lost it again. 143 00:07:42,232 --> 00:07:44,131 Where was the last place you had it? 144 00:07:44,199 --> 00:07:46,731 Right here! 145 00:07:46,798 --> 00:07:49,097 Somebody stole my van! 146 00:07:49,165 --> 00:07:52,029 That's horrible! 147 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:55,195 I left a brand-new bag of tootsie rolls in there. 148 00:07:55,263 --> 00:07:57,161 Fez! 149 00:07:57,229 --> 00:07:59,561 Okay, okay, it was just half a bag. 150 00:07:59,628 --> 00:08:01,561 But if you talk to the insurance company, 151 00:08:01,628 --> 00:08:04,494 just tell them it was a whole bag. 152 00:08:04,561 --> 00:08:07,092 I finally got Brooke to trust me, 153 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,159 and if I don't take her to this doctor's appointment, 154 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:11,426 I'm dead. What am I gonna do? 155 00:08:11,493 --> 00:08:13,325 Don't beat yourself up. 156 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,191 It's only tootsie rolls. 157 00:08:15,259 --> 00:08:17,623 Look, I'm gonna take Red's car. 158 00:08:17,691 --> 00:08:20,290 I know he's got a hide-a-key in there somewhere. 159 00:08:22,390 --> 00:08:25,587 Are you brain-damaged? 160 00:08:25,655 --> 00:08:28,488 Fez, did you just say, "are you brain-damaged?" 161 00:08:28,554 --> 00:08:30,854 and sound exactly like Red? 162 00:08:30,922 --> 00:08:34,754 Kelso, you know I only do Johnny Carson and Pepe le Pew. 163 00:08:36,821 --> 00:08:39,853 Get away from my car. 164 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:43,319 Your car, my car. 165 00:08:45,086 --> 00:08:48,884 Aren't we all just driving the same car? 166 00:08:48,952 --> 00:08:51,184 It's a car called life. 167 00:08:51,252 --> 00:08:53,251 How about I drive my foot 168 00:08:53,319 --> 00:08:55,883 into this thing called your ass? 169 00:08:55,951 --> 00:09:00,215 A simple "no" would suffice. 170 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:10,314 Shoes are an inappropriate gift 171 00:09:10,382 --> 00:09:12,214 to give another man. 172 00:09:12,282 --> 00:09:14,247 Well, what about when you joined the service? 173 00:09:14,315 --> 00:09:16,347 Another man issued you your boots. 174 00:09:16,414 --> 00:09:18,879 But then he gave me a gun, so I let it go. 175 00:09:21,779 --> 00:09:23,912 Well, why don't you just accept the shoes 176 00:09:23,979 --> 00:09:26,245 because Bob is your friend? 177 00:09:26,313 --> 00:09:28,511 You don't understand how men work. 178 00:09:28,579 --> 00:09:30,510 We don't give each other presents. 179 00:09:30,578 --> 00:09:32,344 We pretty much ignore each other 180 00:09:32,412 --> 00:09:35,843 until someone scores a touchdown. 181 00:09:35,911 --> 00:09:38,043 You should listen to me. I know how to be a friend, 182 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,310 and you obviously don't, since you don't have any. 183 00:09:40,378 --> 00:09:42,909 I have plenty of friends. 184 00:09:42,977 --> 00:09:45,475 Charlie's a friend. He saved my life during the war. 185 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,975 And when is the last time you talked to Charlie? 186 00:09:48,043 --> 00:09:51,541 We said all we needed to say on the boat back home. 187 00:09:58,841 --> 00:10:01,039 I don't believe this. 188 00:10:01,107 --> 00:10:05,172 This is crazy. 189 00:10:08,106 --> 00:10:12,304 not bad. 190 00:10:14,771 --> 00:10:17,170 Nice. 191 00:10:19,469 --> 00:10:23,736 It's so soft. 192 00:10:23,803 --> 00:10:29,036 So smooth. 193 00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:33,868 Ahh. 194 00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:40,232 Oh, yeah! 195 00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:48,730 Isn't this amazing? 196 00:10:48,798 --> 00:10:53,164 It is called mount hump because people come here to hump? 197 00:10:53,231 --> 00:10:55,163 Or do people come here to hump 198 00:10:55,231 --> 00:10:57,163 Because it's called mount hump? 199 00:10:57,231 --> 00:10:59,229 It's like the chicken or the egg. 200 00:10:59,296 --> 00:11:02,527 Well, I have a really good feeling about this place. 201 00:11:04,694 --> 00:11:07,693 Donna, there are panties in the grass. 202 00:11:07,761 --> 00:11:10,161 Well, fez collects panties. 203 00:11:10,229 --> 00:11:12,527 So we could just set him loose up here 204 00:11:12,594 --> 00:11:14,760 Before the ceremony. 205 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:20,025 So quiet and peaceful. 206 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:22,125 Can't hear anything. 207 00:11:22,193 --> 00:11:26,457 Actually, I hear a car. 208 00:11:29,225 --> 00:11:31,557 Oh, man, some poor sucker 209 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,223 Just totally got into an accident. 210 00:11:48,727 --> 00:11:51,425 Your chariot has arrived, my lady. 211 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:54,026 What happened to your van? 212 00:11:54,093 --> 00:11:55,692 A little problem with the van. 213 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,059 I can't find it. 214 00:11:59,624 --> 00:12:01,323 Michael, people lose keys to a van, 215 00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:03,022 Not the whole van. 216 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,022 Now I'm gonna miss my doctor's appointment. 217 00:12:05,089 --> 00:12:07,454 Look, brooke, this is not my fault. 218 00:12:07,522 --> 00:12:09,554 You're right. It's my fault for depending on you. 219 00:12:09,622 --> 00:12:11,521 Okay, I can fix this. 220 00:12:11,588 --> 00:12:14,453 Just hop on the handlebars and I'll pedal you there. 221 00:12:14,521 --> 00:12:17,320 Hello! I'm pregnant! 222 00:12:17,387 --> 00:12:19,987 Okay, fine. You pedal and I'll ride. 223 00:12:35,848 --> 00:12:37,313 Oh, look. 224 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,947 Here you are with all your friends. 225 00:12:43,148 --> 00:12:45,080 You claim to have all these friends. 226 00:12:45,147 --> 00:12:47,080 Here are last year's christmas cards. 227 00:12:47,147 --> 00:12:50,345 56 are for me. 4 for you. 228 00:12:50,413 --> 00:12:54,245 Kitty, a card from the jose cuervo collector's club 229 00:12:54,312 --> 00:12:55,377 Doesn't count. 230 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,276 Fine. I can afford to throw this one away 231 00:13:00,343 --> 00:13:04,242 Because I have 55 more. 232 00:13:04,309 --> 00:13:08,073 I will keep this because it has a coupon in it. 233 00:13:08,141 --> 00:13:09,439 Anyway, it doesn't matter 234 00:13:09,507 --> 00:13:11,439 Because I'm keeping the shoes. 235 00:13:11,506 --> 00:13:14,305 A good shoe is a good shoe no matter where it comes from. 236 00:13:16,371 --> 00:13:20,671 Oh, it's like I'm walking on a pile of baby ducks. 237 00:13:22,172 --> 00:13:23,337 Well, hello there, 238 00:13:23,405 --> 00:13:26,005 Senor fancy sheets. 239 00:13:26,771 --> 00:13:28,604 I love the way jackie decorated your room. 240 00:13:28,472 --> 00:13:29,904 It's all glittery, like— 241 00:13:29,972 --> 00:13:32,204 Like an italian person lives there. 242 00:13:34,269 --> 00:13:36,803 You let your girlfriend decorate your room? 243 00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:41,236 She also buy you a new dress? 244 00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:43,768 Yeah, I guess I have a lot to answer for. 245 00:13:43,835 --> 00:13:45,767 Then again, I never accepted a pair of shoes 246 00:13:45,835 --> 00:13:47,366 From another man. 247 00:13:48,268 --> 00:13:50,566 I knew it was a weird gift! Kitty said it wasn't. 248 00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:52,733 They're nice. Steven, tell him they're nice. 249 00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:55,500 Nah, can't do it. 250 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,501 But you know what? Maybe she's right. 251 00:13:57,569 --> 00:13:59,002 Maybe you should keep the shoes 252 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,568 And give bob a present in return, 253 00:14:00,636 --> 00:14:05,669 Like a necklace or some sexy lingerie. 254 00:14:13,203 --> 00:14:17,567 Man, poor kelso's van. 255 00:14:17,635 --> 00:14:19,533 When it finally landed, 256 00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:23,033 It didn't so much crash as completely separate 257 00:14:23,101 --> 00:14:26,766 Into its basic elements and just return to nature. 258 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,832 It was so sad. 259 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,897 There were tootsie rolls everywhere. 260 00:14:31,965 --> 00:14:35,229 Yes, took a nap in my room. 261 00:14:35,297 --> 00:14:39,131 My goose down duvet is like a cocoon. 262 00:14:39,198 --> 00:14:42,863 I laid down a caterpillar and woke up a butterfly. 263 00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:44,862 Maybe you with your room and red with his shoes 264 00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:46,362 Should get a room 265 00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:49,562 And decorate it with red's shoes. Ha! Burn! 266 00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:51,728 Man, you just don't understand what it's like 267 00:14:51,796 --> 00:14:54,360 To have a bed that hugs you like you're a little baby. 268 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:57,627 It's like crawling into a mommy kangaroo. 269 00:14:57,695 --> 00:15:00,463 I miss my kangaroo. 270 00:15:00,531 --> 00:15:04,095 Remember when I said that he should decorate his room 271 00:15:04,161 --> 00:15:05,956 With red's shoes? 272 00:15:06,024 --> 00:15:08,354 Ha! Burn! 273 00:15:11,088 --> 00:15:12,419 Hyde's in trouble! 274 00:15:12,487 --> 00:15:16,986 She took it all down. 275 00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:19,251 Did you just scream like a girl? 276 00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:25,117 No. 277 00:15:25,886 --> 00:15:29,017 What happened to my lavender-scented candle? 278 00:15:29,085 --> 00:15:30,483 Did you just say, 279 00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:32,916 "what happened to my lavender-scented candle?" 280 00:15:32,984 --> 00:15:36,082 No. 281 00:15:39,682 --> 00:15:41,414 Thank you. 282 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,748 Oh, okay, so I made appointments 283 00:15:43,815 --> 00:15:45,381 With all the doctors in your address book 284 00:15:45,249 --> 00:15:48,414 'cause I don't know which one was the woo-woo doctor. 285 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,047 You know what? Stay out of my stuff. 286 00:15:51,114 --> 00:15:52,514 I'll take care of things myself 287 00:15:52,582 --> 00:15:56,579 'cause you obviously aren't responsible enough to handle it. 288 00:15:56,647 --> 00:15:59,945 Oh, kelso, you're here. 289 00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:02,777 Um, hey, can I borrow your van 290 00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:05,243 For a little experiment? 291 00:16:07,143 --> 00:16:08,442 No. 292 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,009 Oh. 293 00:16:10,077 --> 00:16:14,474 I thought you were gonna say "yes." 294 00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:20,806 Oh, my god. 295 00:16:20,874 --> 00:16:23,073 Is that my steering wheel? 296 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:25,739 It's the biggest piece I could find. 297 00:16:27,574 --> 00:16:29,539 Listen, kelso, I am so sorry. 298 00:16:29,607 --> 00:16:31,539 I took the van to mount hump, 299 00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:33,539 And I forgot to set the parking brake. 300 00:16:33,607 --> 00:16:35,372 I'm just really sorry. 301 00:16:36,439 --> 00:16:41,104 The horn doesn't honk anymore. 302 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,471 Look, you know, at first, it seemed okay 303 00:16:43,539 --> 00:16:45,638 Because you melted my g.I. Joe. 304 00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:49,504 But I mean, it's not as bad as destroying a van, so... 305 00:16:49,572 --> 00:16:53,271 I don't know why I just said that. 306 00:16:53,339 --> 00:16:55,404 I don't know what to say. 307 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,071 Well, I do. 308 00:16:57,138 --> 00:16:59,304 You know, I called michael irresponsible, 309 00:16:59,272 --> 00:17:01,204 But he's not. You are. 310 00:17:00,672 --> 00:17:03,437 You're an irresponsible, twitchy little man! 311 00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:07,966 Okay, please, just don't bump me 312 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:11,225 With that thing. 313 00:17:11,293 --> 00:17:16,124 Wait. If he's irresponsible, 314 00:17:16,191 --> 00:17:19,456 That means I'm the good one. 315 00:17:19,524 --> 00:17:21,756 I'm the good one now! 316 00:17:21,824 --> 00:17:26,289 Yeah, he's obviously the dumb one of your group. 317 00:17:26,357 --> 00:17:28,488 Hey, he really is. 318 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:36,889 Red forman, don't you dare 319 00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:38,622 Throw those shoes away. 320 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,555 I just can't keep 'em, kitty. 321 00:17:40,623 --> 00:17:42,554 Every time I wear them, 322 00:17:42,622 --> 00:17:45,687 I'll feel bob touching my feet. 323 00:17:48,054 --> 00:17:50,120 Are you throwing away my shoes? 324 00:17:50,187 --> 00:17:51,453 No, no, no, no. 325 00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:53,320 He is not throwing away your shoes. 326 00:17:53,388 --> 00:17:56,419 He is getting rid of that pesky new shoe smell 327 00:17:56,487 --> 00:17:58,786 By rubbing old food on them. 328 00:18:00,486 --> 00:18:02,518 I'm throwing them away, bob. 329 00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:06,885 Look, I appreciate the thought. No, well, that's not true. 330 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,284 I mean... 331 00:18:08,352 --> 00:18:12,250 Shoes are a weird gift to give another man. 332 00:18:12,318 --> 00:18:15,283 I mean, what's next? A weekend in cancun? 333 00:18:15,351 --> 00:18:17,683 Okay, fine. I bought the shoes for myself, 334 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,650 But they pinched my toes, 335 00:18:19,718 --> 00:18:22,916 So I decided to pawn 'emff on you as a gift. 336 00:18:22,983 --> 00:18:25,647 You were just trying to screw me over? 337 00:18:27,046 --> 00:18:29,846 Well, I can respect that. 338 00:18:29,914 --> 00:18:33,678 Thanks for the shoes, bob. 339 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,943 See, I have a friend. 340 00:18:36,011 --> 00:18:38,477 No, no. This is not the way friends act. 341 00:18:38,545 --> 00:18:40,644 He was gonna throw away your present, bob. 342 00:18:40,712 --> 00:18:42,710 Come on, kitty. I gave him shoes. 343 00:18:42,778 --> 00:18:44,645 That's weird. 344 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,412 I'm surprised you didn't punch me in the face right then. 345 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,312 I almost did. 346 00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:00,709 Jackie, what the hell? 347 00:19:00,876 --> 00:19:02,383 Why'd you take everything down? 348 00:19:03,549 --> 00:19:05,082 You said, "take everything down." 349 00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:06,632 Well, you didn't have to. 350 00:19:06,699 --> 00:19:08,231 You said, "you have to." 351 00:19:08,299 --> 00:19:09,564 I didn't mean it. 352 00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,930 You said, "I mean it." 353 00:19:11,998 --> 00:19:13,831 Look, just put it all back. 354 00:19:13,898 --> 00:19:16,330 Not until you admit you loved it. 355 00:19:16,397 --> 00:19:18,496 Jackie, who cares who's right or wrong here? 356 00:19:18,564 --> 00:19:21,262 Isn't the important thing that you make me happy? 357 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:25,195 Who are you talking to? Do you even know me? 358 00:19:25,262 --> 00:19:28,261 Fine. I loved it. 359 00:19:28,328 --> 00:19:30,361 And...? 360 00:19:30,428 --> 00:19:33,861 The twinkle lights were breathtaking. 361 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,359 And...? 362 00:19:39,427 --> 00:19:43,692 The scented candles made me feel like laura ingalls. 363 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,456 All right, that's it. 364 00:19:48,524 --> 00:19:50,922 We need to find another place to get married. 365 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:51,824 I just wrote out, 366 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,955 "you are cordial invited to mount hump," 367 00:19:55,023 --> 00:19:57,188 And I died a little inside. 368 00:19:57,256 --> 00:19:59,488 Well, then I guess we should also rule out 369 00:19:59,556 --> 00:20:02,088 The scenic banks of nipple creek. 370 00:20:03,256 --> 00:20:05,321 Where is michael? 371 00:20:05,389 --> 00:20:07,621 You know, whenever he tells me he has a surprise for me, 372 00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:08,822 It makes me a little nervous. 373 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,623 It's probably just 'cause the last time 374 00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:13,222 He said that to you, you got pregnant. 375 00:20:14,855 --> 00:20:18,188 Tires squeal) 376 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,753 So what do you think? 377 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:27,952 I think barbie's probably worried sick 378 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,685 That her convertible's missing. 379 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,684 I thought you were getting another van. 380 00:20:33,752 --> 00:20:35,183 Oh, so did I, 381 00:20:35,251 --> 00:20:37,183 But then I saw this baby down at the police auction, 382 00:20:37,251 --> 00:20:39,183 And I knew it was destined to be mine. 383 00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:41,716 Well, hey, man, can I give you some money? 384 00:20:41,784 --> 00:20:45,582 No, it was pretty cheap. Some guy got stabbed in it. 385 00:20:48,783 --> 00:20:50,082 So nobody else bid on it. 386 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:51,349 It's pretty sweet, huh? 387 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,616 It's frickin' awesome. 388 00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:54,815 Is it the car, or are you more handsome? 389 00:20:54,882 --> 00:20:57,981 It's the car. 390 00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,814 And I'm more handsome. 391 00:21:01,581 --> 00:21:04,213 Michael, don't you think it's a little impractical? 392 00:21:04,281 --> 00:21:05,680 Impractical? 393 00:21:05,748 --> 00:21:08,346 More like imperfecticable. 394 00:21:09,812 --> 00:21:11,980 This thing is totally baby-friendly. 395 00:21:13,047 --> 00:21:15,146 Remind me again how it's baby-friendly. 396 00:21:15,214 --> 00:21:18,880 Cause it's tiny, just like a baby. 397 00:21:22,897 --> 00:21:25,096 barbie, you are gross, but I still love you. 398 00:21:25,963 --> 00:21:27,395 really? 399 00:21:27,463 --> 00:21:31,728 Even though my face is melted off? 400 00:21:31,795 --> 00:21:34,361 yes, but your perfect plastic boobs 401 00:21:34,228 --> 00:21:36,594 Remain untouched jewels. 402 00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:41,892 oh, can my twin sister watch? 403 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,625 why just watch? 404 00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:46,392 There's plenty of joe to go around. 405 00:21:46,459 --> 00:21:48,924 I didn't see you.