1 00:00:02,690 --> 00:00:04,990 Hey, Donna, when we register for our wedding, 2 00:00:04,990 --> 00:00:08,390 could we register for a trampoline? 3 00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:11,690 My mom won't let me have a trampoline. 4 00:00:11,690 --> 00:00:12,990 If I'd known about registering 5 00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:14,690 when I married Laurie, I would have registered 6 00:00:14,690 --> 00:00:18,690 for a wife who wants to have sex with me. 7 00:00:19,890 --> 00:00:21,690 Eric, you know, 8 00:00:21,690 --> 00:00:23,390 people only register for stuff that's used 9 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,790 in serving, eating and clearing of a meal. 10 00:00:25,790 --> 00:00:27,990 Why is it always about eating? 11 00:00:27,990 --> 00:00:29,190 Because marriage signifies 12 00:00:29,190 --> 00:00:32,390 the end of trying to be attractive. 13 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:34,190 Man, registering sucks. 14 00:00:34,190 --> 00:00:36,990 I had to register with Jackie for her sweet 16. 15 00:00:37,090 --> 00:00:40,290 Longest five months of my life. 16 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,190 Look, all I know is you guys are gonna buy 17 00:00:42,190 --> 00:00:43,690 whatever wedding present we tell you, 18 00:00:43,690 --> 00:00:46,290 and none of this all-going-in- on-one-gift crap. 19 00:00:46,290 --> 00:00:47,790 Hey, hey, shut it, huh? 20 00:00:47,790 --> 00:00:50,090 No talk about weddings. Jackie's on her way over. 21 00:00:50,090 --> 00:00:51,090 She's not here now. 22 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:52,490 She doesn't have to hear the word "wedding." 23 00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:55,790 She can sense that it was said. 24 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,290 I wish I could do that. 25 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:58,290 But not so much with words, 26 00:00:58,290 --> 00:01:02,290 but so that I could see through people's clothes. 27 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:04,690 Look, you two start yapping about your wedding, 28 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:07,890 Jackie gets all, "Steven, when are we getting married?" 29 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:09,590 Then I have to say, "we're not getting married," 30 00:01:09,590 --> 00:01:12,090 and she kicks me in my shins. 31 00:01:12,290 --> 00:01:15,190 From the knees down, I'm like a frickin' P.O.W. 32 00:01:15,190 --> 00:01:18,590 No, you have magnificent legs. 33 00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:21,490 I would say W.O.W. 34 00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:24,890 Wow. 35 00:01:32,090 --> 00:01:34,290 May I help... 36 00:01:35,490 --> 00:01:37,690 oh, it's you. 37 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:40,690 Hello, Fenton. 38 00:01:42,290 --> 00:01:44,690 You two know each other? 39 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:48,690 Yeah, this is the weirdo who sold me your ring. 40 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:53,390 He's probably worn it more than you, so... 41 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:55,590 maybe she doesn't want to wear it 42 00:01:55,590 --> 00:01:58,190 because it's from you. 43 00:01:58,190 --> 00:02:01,190 Well, maybe you need to keep your nose outta my business! 44 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:03,290 Trust me, your business is the last place 45 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,990 I want to put my nose! 46 00:02:09,590 --> 00:02:11,090 - I'm sorry, man. - Me too. 47 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:12,890 Yeah. 48 00:02:12,890 --> 00:02:14,990 We're here to register for our wedding. 49 00:02:14,990 --> 00:02:16,290 Oh, wonderful. 50 00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:18,490 And I see we're starting with silverware. 51 00:02:18,490 --> 00:02:19,990 Yes, I like this one. 52 00:02:19,990 --> 00:02:21,790 No, Eric, the wedding book says 53 00:02:21,790 --> 00:02:24,190 we can't pick the first thing we see. 54 00:02:24,190 --> 00:02:28,190 Oh, well, in that case, yeah, the first one, eh. 55 00:02:29,490 --> 00:02:33,390 Second one, whoo-hoo! All right. 56 00:02:33,590 --> 00:02:36,590 Let's wrap it up, hit the food court. 57 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:39,490 Here's a small sampling from our collection— 58 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:41,290 prestige, exhilaration, 59 00:02:41,290 --> 00:02:43,290 and, oh, my personal favorite, 60 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:45,590 brash. Ooh. 61 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:48,190 Well, fenton, you may be surprised to learn 62 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:52,190 that your personal favorite is not our personal favorite. 63 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,990 But, anyway, 64 00:02:54,990 --> 00:02:56,090 we're done. 65 00:02:56,090 --> 00:02:57,890 No, Eric, the wedding book says 66 00:02:57,890 --> 00:02:59,890 that we have to look at all the patterns. 67 00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:02,390 Today is just a scouting trip. 68 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,590 Scouting? 69 00:03:04,590 --> 00:03:08,590 You know, I was asked to resign from the scouts. 70 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,990 Look, it's kind of like... 71 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:13,890 okay, remember before we were together 72 00:03:13,890 --> 00:03:15,490 and we dated, like, all those different people 73 00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:17,190 before we decided on each other? 74 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:20,190 No, not really. No. 75 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:22,690 Eric, come on. This is supposed to be fun. 76 00:03:22,690 --> 00:03:25,590 Okay, look at the groom in this picture. 77 00:03:25,590 --> 00:03:28,890 What is the difference between you and him? 78 00:03:29,890 --> 00:03:32,490 Um, he's a cartoon? 79 00:03:34,290 --> 00:03:36,890 No, he is smiling. 80 00:03:36,890 --> 00:03:40,490 Yeah, because he's a cartoon. 81 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:43,390 Look, these are all the forks I have here. 82 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,690 I'll have to bring the rest up from storage. 83 00:03:45,690 --> 00:03:47,390 I guess I'll need a forklift. 84 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:50,490 Oh. Whoo. 85 00:03:50,890 --> 00:03:54,190 Oh, I made a funny. 86 00:03:54,890 --> 00:03:56,090 well, it's A... 87 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:58,390 it's a good thing we have all day. 88 00:03:58,390 --> 00:04:00,790 All day? Wh— 89 00:04:00,790 --> 00:04:03,790 I'm not spending all day in a department store. 90 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:06,890 I'm gonna turn into him. 91 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:09,990 Okay, um, 92 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:13,490 you're not as far away as you think. 93 00:04:13,490 --> 00:04:14,790 Okay, that's it. 94 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:17,090 I'm going to the sporting goods department. 95 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,090 Hmm, men. 96 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:20,690 You can't live with 'em... 97 00:04:20,690 --> 00:04:22,990 well, you can. 98 00:04:22,990 --> 00:04:26,790 But you have to keep quiet about it. 99 00:04:29,590 --> 00:04:33,190 Preèasoval / Retiming blsho 100 00:05:10,490 --> 00:05:14,490 Reading another one of your dirty girl books? 101 00:05:15,490 --> 00:05:19,490 They're not dirty, they're romantic. 102 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:22,590 "Mutiny from behind." 103 00:05:25,090 --> 00:05:28,790 Yeah. The mutiny sneaks up on her. 104 00:05:30,890 --> 00:05:34,790 I don't think that's what it means. 105 00:05:34,790 --> 00:05:36,490 Well, it is a wonderful book. 106 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:38,890 It's got pirates and action. Oh, oh, oh! 107 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:40,590 It has this hilarious parrot 108 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:44,590 that says the most inappropriate things. 109 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:51,790 "The pirate's vessel 110 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:55,790 "slowly sailed into the harbor of San Sebastian Island. 111 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,690 "His saucy prisoner's alabaster breasts 112 00:06:00,690 --> 00:06:04,690 "heaving with every motion "of the tall, rigid ship." 113 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:13,190 San Sebastian Island. 114 00:06:13,190 --> 00:06:17,090 I think I killed some commies there. 115 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:25,990 I just spent six hours registering for wedding gifts. 116 00:06:29,190 --> 00:06:33,190 The only reasonl'm here now is I pretended to chokeon ice cream. 117 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:37,990 I'll let you inon a little secret for when you're shopping with women. 118 00:06:37,990 --> 00:06:41,990 Always pick the ugliest, worst choice, and you're off the hook. 119 00:06:43,590 --> 00:06:47,390 That's how I got out of shopping for this couch. 120 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:51,290 There was an uglier couchthan this? 121 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:54,990 The one I pickedhad dragons on it. 122 00:06:55,190 --> 00:06:57,190 Wow, you're sneaky. 123 00:06:57,190 --> 00:07:00,390 You know, you act like you're all about brute force, 124 00:07:00,390 --> 00:07:03,490 but you'rea finesse player, man. 125 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:04,590 Trust me, son. 126 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:08,590 Don't budge until you hear the magic words, "Oh, I'll just do it myself." 127 00:07:15,390 --> 00:07:17,390 You're done registering already? 128 00:07:17,390 --> 00:07:19,890 You men, you just don't knowhow to shop. 129 00:07:19,890 --> 00:07:23,890 You know, your father once tried to get me to buy a couch with dragons on it. 130 00:07:26,290 --> 00:07:28,390 Yeah... 131 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:31,390 I guess I'm just bad at it. 132 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:41,790 What do you thinkof this fork? 133 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:45,790 Donna, I thinkall this stuff is too ordinary for us, you know? 134 00:07:46,890 --> 00:07:50,790 Let's get something bejeweled. 135 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:56,890 Who are you... liberace? 136 00:07:56,890 --> 00:07:58,590 Yes. 137 00:07:58,990 --> 00:08:01,390 I'm liberace. 138 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:05,190 Eric, this wedding is... hey, guys. What's up? 139 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:08,090 Oh, hey. We were just talking about 140 00:08:08,090 --> 00:08:11,890 slutty cheerleaders in other schools. 141 00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:13,790 You never want to talk about that. 142 00:08:13,790 --> 00:08:15,990 Well, I've finally come around, darling. 143 00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:19,990 - Oh! Are those wedding gift catalogs? - Damn it. 144 00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:22,290 - For our wedding, Steven and I... - Jackie, no. 145 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:26,290 Steven, we have to—no. A good bride and groom—that's it. You're done. 146 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:40,990 Now why didn't someone do that five years ago? 147 00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:44,390 She used to bite. 148 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:46,790 Now this, okay, 149 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:49,690 this is what I'm talking about. That's a nice fork. 150 00:08:49,690 --> 00:08:53,690 Eric, the handleis an actual deer hoof. 151 00:08:54,190 --> 00:08:57,290 Yeah, that's the cherokee collection. 152 00:08:57,290 --> 00:08:59,790 Donna, that's the indian way. 153 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:03,790 They kill the animal, then eat it with its own paw. 154 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:07,290 Okay, you know what? I have a new plan. 155 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:10,890 I'll just go shopping, and then I'll show you what I pick. 156 00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:13,890 So I don't get to go at all? 157 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:17,290 Um, no. I'll just... 158 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,390 I'll just do it by myself. 159 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:23,790 Yeah... 160 00:09:23,790 --> 00:09:26,790 I guess I'm just bad at it. 161 00:09:32,190 --> 00:09:35,790 "After throwing the evil pirate king overboard, 162 00:09:35,790 --> 00:09:38,090 "the duke turned to lady Daphne, 163 00:09:38,090 --> 00:09:40,590 "pulled his sword from its sheath 164 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:43,390 "and held it erect. 165 00:09:43,390 --> 00:09:47,290 "Lady Daphne touched it tentatively, 166 00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:49,790 "and a shudder went through the duke." 167 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:53,790 So you like those books, too, mr. Red. 168 00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:57,290 All right, fine. So you know. 169 00:09:57,290 --> 00:10:03,190 But you tell one person, and so help me god, I will chop down whatever tree you live in. 170 00:10:09,890 --> 00:10:13,890 So I was day dreaming during this civil rights lecture at the police academy, 171 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:20,890 and I came up with a great idea for an invention— adult strollers. 172 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:29,090 Why walk when someone can push you? 173 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:33,590 Kelso, that's a wheelchair. 174 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:37,590 All right, it's official. Everything's been thought of! 175 00:10:37,690 --> 00:10:41,690 - All right, what do you thinkof this fork? - Whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 176 00:10:41,690 --> 00:10:44,290 You're not gonnarope me into that. Just make Eric do it. 177 00:10:44,290 --> 00:10:46,190 No, Eric's banned from doing it. 178 00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:50,190 He actually wanted me to eat dinner with Bambi's foot. 179 00:10:50,390 --> 00:10:53,090 What is this, the cherokee collection? 180 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:57,090 Oh, well, he picked the ugliest one so you wouldn't make him go shopping. 181 00:10:58,890 --> 00:11:01,290 It's classic. 182 00:11:02,390 --> 00:11:06,390 I knew something was fishy. He's terrified of indians. 183 00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:10,890 Oh, he's gonna pay for this. He thought he had a bad time the other day? 184 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:14,890 He doesn't know what a bad time is. I am gonna stop having sex with him. 185 00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:20,690 Oh, crap, I already did that. 186 00:11:20,690 --> 00:11:24,690 All right, look, I hate to sell him out, but the poor kidlacks subtlety. 187 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:27,790 He's... Eric's... 188 00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:31,490 how do I put... oh, he's a bit of a rube. 189 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:35,490 You know, like, a little country. A maroon, if you will. 190 00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:39,590 Kelso, what's your point? 191 00:11:39,590 --> 00:11:43,590 Well, I'm just saying you could do better. I mean, I'm here, you're here. 192 00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:49,690 Nobody has to know. 193 00:11:49,690 --> 00:11:53,690 - Kelso! - Okay, fine, you can tell two friends. 194 00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:03,890 So I invested $11 in Kelso's adult stroller idea. 195 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:08,690 I'm going to be a millionaire. 196 00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:12,390 Really? So, uh, if I buy one, like, 197 00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:15,290 who's gonna push me around? 198 00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:17,790 Trained bears. 199 00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:22,190 Kelso's got it all figured out. I'm just the money man. 200 00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:24,890 Hey, guys, where's Donna? I found this place 201 00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:29,590 that etches your silhouette on your China. Oh, we are so doing that when we get married. 202 00:12:29,590 --> 00:12:33,590 Steven, people can eat right off my face. 203 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:39,590 Then guess who's coming to dinner. 204 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:44,390 Jackie, you're driving me insane. Look, I want you to make me a promise. 205 00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:47,790 You will not talk about weddings or anything wedding-related 206 00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:51,390 in or around the united states. 207 00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:55,190 Fine, I won't talk about weddings or anything wedding-related 208 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:57,490 in or around the continental united states. 209 00:12:57,490 --> 00:13:00,390 Not the continental united states. 210 00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:02,790 We're talking Hawaii and Alaska, too. 211 00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:06,790 Fine, but if we'reever in Canada, I am going nuts! 212 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:09,490 Eric, bad news. 213 00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:12,890 A deejay at the radio station got sick, so I have to cover his shift all week. 214 00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:15,390 I'm not gonna be able to register for wedding gifts. 215 00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:21,290 Oh, no. Well, I guess we'll just have to live with whatever forks come in the mail willy-nilly. 216 00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:24,390 Well, actually, you're gonna have to shop 217 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:27,490 for everything. - Wait, wait. Back up here. 218 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:31,390 Who are you calling willy-nilly? 219 00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:35,390 Look, uh, Donna, I can't shop. I have horrible taste, remember? 220 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,390 "I guess I'm just bad at it." 221 00:13:39,390 --> 00:13:43,390 You are almost unbelievably bad at it. And that's why 222 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:48,190 - I've decided Jackie will go shopping with you. - Ohh! Yay! 223 00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:52,090 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 224 00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:55,690 You promised Hyde that you wouldn't do any more wedding stuff. 225 00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:59,690 Yeah, but here's the thing about me... I lie. 226 00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:10,290 So today we'll belooking at crystal. 227 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:13,690 You see howall the different colors intermingle withoutany judgment? 228 00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:15,990 Hmm, see that? 229 00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:19,990 Yeah, okay, move over, Tony Randall. I'm in charge. 230 00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,490 Today we'll be looking at China. 231 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:25,690 I see you lett he redhead go. 232 00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:29,990 I can't say I'm an expert on women, but I think you traded up. 233 00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:33,990 Okay, I will lay out four possible choices. 234 00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:38,490 You will then choose your favorite. I will disregard that... 235 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,890 and choose the correct one. 236 00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:43,290 So what will I be doing? 237 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:47,290 Oh, you will be holding my purse and eating candy. 238 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:50,490 All right. 239 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:54,490 Here, make the sugar daddy last. 240 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:58,490 Oh, if only someone had given me that advice four years ago. 241 00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:10,590 This spice rackis a real mess. 242 00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:14,590 It's like someonegot drunk and put everythingout of order. 243 00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:19,190 I mean, cayenne pepper, cumin, celery salt? It's insanity. 244 00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:29,390 Oh, Duke, 245 00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:32,990 I'd like to show you my coconuts. 246 00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:36,590 Well, give me a minute to raise my mast, 247 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:40,590 and then we can really make some waves. 248 00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:43,990 Not so fast! 249 00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:48,590 If anyone's making waves around here, it's me. 250 00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:51,790 I'm trained in judo, hapkido and karate. 251 00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:54,590 I can also talk about you behind your back. 252 00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:58,090 When it gets back to you, it'll really sting. 253 00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,890 So prepare to die. 254 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:01,290 Aah! 255 00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:13,190 You know, Kitty, Eric's not home. 256 00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:19,490 We have the whole upstairsto ourselves. 257 00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:30,590 Would a been thinking about that the whole time. 258 00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:37,190 Okay. I got another invention. 259 00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:40,390 Bicycles with engines. 260 00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:48,190 That's a motorcycle. 261 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:52,190 Okay, fine. Bicycles without engines. 262 00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:55,290 That's a bicycle. 263 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:59,290 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's got the chair on it. - And we're back to wheelchair. 264 00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:04,590 Okay, Eric just called, and he's having fun shopping. 265 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:08,590 All right, with me, it's torture, but when I send him topick out wedding gifts with J.. 266 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,690 pick out wedding gifts with who? 267 00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:17,890 Um... 268 00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:20,390 Jehoshaphat. 269 00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:25,690 Remember him from school? He was always... 270 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:28,990 you know, jumping. 271 00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:33,490 You sent Forman out to do wedding stuff with Jackie? 272 00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:37,490 Look, I had to punish him, and what better way than to make him spend the day with Jackie? 273 00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:43,890 Yeah, she's got you there. I mean, your girlfriend is annoying. 274 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:48,390 Plus, I used to do it with her all the time. So that's gotta hurt. 275 00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:53,990 Man, I thought I had this wedding craptaken care of. 276 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,790 Now I gotta go down to the mall. 277 00:17:56,790 --> 00:18:00,290 Ah, and "three's company" is about to start. 278 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:03,690 This day's gone all to hell! 279 00:18:04,690 --> 00:18:08,690 What happened to my favorite blouse? 280 00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:13,490 A lady never talks about what happensin the bedroom. 281 00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:18,390 Ah, looks like Red picked up some tricks from the Duke in "mutiny from behind." 282 00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:24,690 He read my dirty girl book? 283 00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:27,290 Yes, I caught him. 284 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:31,090 Ironically, from behind. 285 00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:39,590 See, Eric, this is the perfect tux for you. 286 00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:43,590 It makes you look like you actually have shoulders. 287 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,090 You know, I do look 288 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:48,290 like I have shoulders. Mm-hmm. 289 00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:52,290 - Why are you wearinga wedding dress? - Oh, I do this every week. 290 00:18:54,490 --> 00:18:57,490 What the hell? 291 00:18:57,490 --> 00:19:01,490 - I cannot believe what I'm seeing. - I know. Look, shoulders. 292 00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:06,190 Eric, this was supposed to be our time. 293 00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:08,490 Donna, wait. 294 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:17,090 Okay, Steven, I know I promised I wouldn't do any wedding stuff, 295 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:19,190 and I know you'reprobably really mad, 296 00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:23,190 so just go ahead and yell. - You're beautiful. 297 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:27,190 Oh, my god. You like me in a wedding dress, 298 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:31,390 which means that someday, we're gonna get married, which means that I can talk about it. 299 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:35,190 Oh, Steven! Okay, I want a spring wedding, outside with white doves. 300 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:38,990 And I want the sun to be setting behind me so I have a halo, kind of like an angel. 301 00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:42,790 Oh, and then wild mustangs can take us to our honeymoon in Hawaii! 302 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:46,390 Oh, but your family can't come. 303 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:50,290 Oh, you know what? You can run, but you can't hide. 304 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,090 I know where you live! 305 00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:57,790 Donna... what's the matter? 306 00:19:57,790 --> 00:20:01,390 You picked a deer-foot fork just to get out of shopping with me. 307 00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:05,390 Oh, too obvious, huh? Yeah, no one wants hairy silverware. 308 00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:10,590 I just don't understand how you could have more fun with Jackie than with me. 309 00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:14,190 I don't know. I mean, you know, she doesn't ask me questions. 310 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:17,390 She just tells me what to do. 311 00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:22,890 It's a strange kind of freedom, but I know why the caged bird sings, Donna. 312 00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:28,790 So you're saying the way to handle you is just take away your free will 313 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:32,790 and order you around? - Donna, that's the way I was raised. 314 00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:37,090 Eric, I can't tell you what to do because I don't even know what to do. 315 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,790 I mean, that's why I got that stupid book. 316 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:43,790 I hate that book. Kelso was right. Reading just gets you into trouble. 317 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:51,190 Forks don't matter to me, Eric. I mean, they don't. 318 00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:53,290 They don't. In 20 years, 319 00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:57,290 food's just gonna be a little pill anyway. 320 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:01,090 Look, let's just do this whole wedding thing our way. 321 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:02,790 Yes. 322 00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:05,590 What's our way? 323 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,990 I don't know. 324 00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:11,590 Maybe we should ask Jackie. 325 00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:14,890 You're back with that one? 326 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,790 Good luck. 327 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,990 Adventures of Olivia and master Bates. 328 00:21:37,490 --> 00:21:40,990 Master Bates have lived alone on an island for years. 329 00:21:41,790 --> 00:21:43,790 With only himself of company. 330 00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:47,090 How you get these from foreign kid?