1 00:00:04,980 --> 00:00:06,251 Ooh, yeah. 2 00:00:08,394 --> 00:00:10,757 So yesterday, I'm at this garage sale, 3 00:00:10,857 --> 00:00:12,746 I look down, and there it was... 4 00:00:12,951 --> 00:00:15,927 the darth vader action figure with the incredibly rare 5 00:00:16,104 --> 00:00:18,901 green... lightsaber. 6 00:00:20,261 --> 00:00:21,985 How have I not kicked your ass yet? 7 00:00:24,121 --> 00:00:25,529 - Fore! - Whoa! 8 00:00:25,629 --> 00:00:27,057 - Watch out! - Parking lot! 9 00:00:31,208 --> 00:00:32,549 oh, it was just a pinto. 10 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:34,599 Fez, 11 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,229 this is putt-putt. 12 00:00:36,675 --> 00:00:37,989 Your choices are putt... 13 00:00:38,909 --> 00:00:39,566 or putt. 14 00:00:41,195 --> 00:00:41,721 Hey, 15 00:00:43,008 --> 00:00:43,980 what the hell? 16 00:00:45,137 --> 00:00:46,793 Oh, forman. 17 00:00:47,450 --> 00:00:49,079 I should have known it was you guys. 18 00:00:49,184 --> 00:00:50,315 Most people that come here 19 00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:52,916 can't hit the ball that hard on account of they're in kindergarten. 20 00:00:54,098 --> 00:00:54,729 Mitch, 21 00:00:54,965 --> 00:00:57,611 Congratulations. This seems like the perfect job for someone your size, 22 00:00:57,711 --> 00:01:00,171 what with the free lodging and the little castle on hole 6. 23 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:04,018 Yeah, there's just enough room in there for me and your mom. 24 00:01:05,322 --> 00:01:05,952 Ooh! 25 00:01:06,562 --> 00:01:09,190 Yeah, the sweetest burns involve doing it with your mom. 26 00:01:12,315 --> 00:01:14,460 Look, just quit hitting the ball that hard, or you guys are outta here. 27 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:15,427 What are you... no. 28 00:01:17,382 --> 00:01:18,748 God, I hate that guy. 29 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:20,661 Tear him a new hole-in-one. 30 00:01:22,175 --> 00:01:25,081 Wow, forman, I haven't seen you this pissed since I chased you around your house with that 31 00:01:25,181 --> 00:01:26,283 spider in a jar. 32 00:01:27,434 --> 00:01:29,719 You were like, "hyde, I swear to god!" 33 00:01:31,271 --> 00:01:32,539 Then you never did anything. 34 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,324 Yeah? 35 00:01:34,791 --> 00:01:36,042 I'm about to do something. 36 00:01:45,664 --> 00:01:48,601 Saison 6 - Episode 19 - 37 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:51,812 Synchro Par Kiff Traduction Par Guzo 38 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:55,233 www.forom.com 39 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:58,494 Merci A... 40 00:02:21,381 --> 00:02:22,345 no, can't do that. 41 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:26,698 Mitch, I'm so sorry. 42 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:28,184 What? 43 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:34,571 I've lost the ability to process language on account of I have a concussion! 44 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,682 Here's more bad news... 45 00:02:39,543 --> 00:02:42,593 when you return to the course, you're gonna find that some punk 46 00:02:42,983 --> 00:02:46,059 drew boobs and a butt crack on the clown statue. 47 00:02:49,397 --> 00:02:52,107 And don't try to wash it off 'cause I used permanent marker. 48 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,966 Forman, why are we always fighting? 49 00:03:00,566 --> 00:03:02,235 I can't even remember how we got this way. 50 00:03:02,574 --> 00:03:03,981 I think a chick said that to me once. 51 00:03:06,118 --> 00:03:06,718 No, 52 00:03:07,631 --> 00:03:08,439 that was me. 53 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,288 Don't you think that we should be friends? 54 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,719 Okay, well, you.. you're obviously having some kind of 55 00:03:18,162 --> 00:03:19,778 reaction to your medications. 56 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:21,916 We're just gonna go. 57 00:03:23,923 --> 00:03:25,957 Ow! Ow! 58 00:03:26,687 --> 00:03:27,573 Ow! 59 00:03:36,019 --> 00:03:37,926 You know, mitch, 60 00:03:38,965 --> 00:03:41,311 if you ever want to come hang out in the basement, you know... 61 00:03:41,858 --> 00:03:42,432 really? 62 00:03:43,267 --> 00:03:43,918 Thanks! 63 00:03:44,674 --> 00:03:48,121 I'd smile, but the left side of my face is kind of paralyzed. 64 00:03:50,565 --> 00:03:51,138 Forman, 65 00:03:51,504 --> 00:03:52,677 why'd you invite him over? 66 00:03:53,698 --> 00:03:55,409 You were almost out of there, and you turned back around. 67 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:59,558 Yeah, forman, there's only two times in life that you turn back around... 68 00:03:59,722 --> 00:04:01,706 basketball and runway modeling. 69 00:04:05,853 --> 00:04:07,605 No, and square dancing. 70 00:04:10,608 --> 00:04:11,859 It's called a do-si-do. 71 00:04:14,069 --> 00:04:14,362 Look... 72 00:04:16,302 --> 00:04:17,698 mitch knows I didn't mean it. 73 00:04:19,472 --> 00:04:20,535 Hey, eric. 74 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:27,480 I can't believe you got a hold of the darth vader with the green lightsaber. 75 00:04:31,317 --> 00:04:31,671 what? 76 00:04:32,192 --> 00:04:33,344 No, no, it's.. 77 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:40,243 what a geek. 78 00:04:50,562 --> 00:04:51,109 Wow, 79 00:04:51,318 --> 00:04:52,361 I love this place. 80 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:54,680 It's not just dinner. It's a thrill ride, 81 00:04:55,827 --> 00:04:57,991 'cause there's a small chance you're gettin' knifed. 82 00:05:00,441 --> 00:05:05,707 I don't know, bob. I've tried to avoid asians with weapons ever since 7,000 of them tried to kill me. 83 00:05:09,252 --> 00:05:09,851 Well... 84 00:05:13,005 --> 00:05:16,029 it's thanks to the work of brave men like you that 85 00:05:16,264 --> 00:05:19,783 america's enemies are working here for minimum wage. 86 00:05:25,627 --> 00:05:28,181 Mom, would you please stop playing with his hair? 87 00:05:28,651 --> 00:05:29,902 You don't know where it's been. 88 00:05:32,039 --> 00:05:36,341 I think a good dinner time policy might be everybody feeds and grooms themselves. 89 00:05:37,827 --> 00:05:38,479 Oh, oh. 90 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,850 And speaking of grooming, pamela, 91 00:05:41,006 --> 00:05:44,422 I noticed that your skirt was torn all the way up to your thigh. 92 00:05:45,647 --> 00:05:50,104 No, I actually bought it this way. See, most skirts are only slit up to the knee, 93 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,558 but I think people want to see more than that. 94 00:05:53,568 --> 00:05:54,285 Hear, hear. 95 00:05:57,641 --> 00:05:59,221 Here... comes the waiter. 96 00:06:03,392 --> 00:06:06,650 I'm glad you're all here to help me celebrate this very special time 97 00:06:06,813 --> 00:06:08,410 with this very special lady. 98 00:06:09,126 --> 00:06:12,646 Oh, bob, it means a lot to me that you realize how special I am. 99 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:14,503 I do. 100 00:06:15,057 --> 00:06:16,914 That's why I want to ask you to move in with me. 101 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:18,838 - Oh, my god. - What? 102 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:23,204 Gosh, bob, that's really sweet, 103 00:06:23,368 --> 00:06:25,094 and I'd really love to, 104 00:06:25,225 --> 00:06:26,659 but I'm seeing someone else. 105 00:06:28,386 --> 00:06:28,972 Sorry. 106 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,654 But you'll still come visit, right? 107 00:06:43,967 --> 00:06:44,814 what are you doing? 108 00:06:45,759 --> 00:06:46,607 I'm not touching you. 109 00:06:48,432 --> 00:06:49,148 Stop it! 110 00:06:50,517 --> 00:06:52,633 But I'm not touching you. 111 00:06:53,678 --> 00:06:55,276 Well, stop not touching me. 112 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:56,905 Okay. 113 00:06:59,447 --> 00:07:01,237 wa it better when I wasn't touching you? 114 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:02,151 Yeah. 115 00:07:05,247 --> 00:07:07,038 They look happy. Why don't we have a game? 116 00:07:11,373 --> 00:07:13,296 Would you stop asking me "why don't we have stuff" ? 117 00:07:14,957 --> 00:07:16,945 "why don't we have a song?" "Why don't we have a movie?" 118 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:19,292 We're men. 119 00:07:20,595 --> 00:07:22,257 I thought we were sensitive men. 120 00:07:23,756 --> 00:07:24,668 We're not. 121 00:07:25,776 --> 00:07:26,786 One of us is. 122 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:29,264 Shut up! 123 00:07:30,925 --> 00:07:32,196 And it's not you. 124 00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:36,563 Well, mitch, I'll tell you what. 125 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:40,212 It's been really fun having you over, but it's almost sundown and, uh, 126 00:07:41,516 --> 00:07:43,438 we celebrate the sabbath, so... 127 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:46,294 unless you have your.. your, uh... 128 00:07:47,317 --> 00:07:48,229 your little beanie, 129 00:07:49,126 --> 00:07:51,941 then I guess we're gonna have to say adios or shalom, 130 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:53,084 as we say. 131 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:55,659 You guys are jewish? 132 00:07:56,049 --> 00:07:57,288 I'm jewish! 133 00:08:01,752 --> 00:08:04,065 Oh, wow, you are gorgeous. 134 00:08:04,425 --> 00:08:05,403 Are you kidding me? 135 00:08:05,858 --> 00:08:08,139 No, no, no, no, I'm the pretty one. Me. 136 00:08:10,649 --> 00:08:12,767 You're the hottest redhead since batgirl. 137 00:08:13,581 --> 00:08:16,970 And you're not just gorgeous. I mean, you radiate intelligence 138 00:08:17,165 --> 00:08:18,373 deep thought, a real 139 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:19,676 sense of self. 140 00:08:20,784 --> 00:08:21,598 Eric, 141 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:23,456 I like your new friend. 142 00:08:25,117 --> 00:08:26,192 She's gotta be with you, huh? 143 00:08:26,649 --> 00:08:29,256 Oh, I can't say I haven't tried, my little friend, 144 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:32,515 but she's with eric... 145 00:08:33,525 --> 00:08:34,176 for now. 146 00:08:36,752 --> 00:08:37,404 Really? 147 00:08:38,739 --> 00:08:42,180 Well, what's wrong with her? Is she, like, an alcoholic or a drug addict? 148 00:08:44,475 --> 00:08:45,028 Yeah. 149 00:08:45,713 --> 00:08:46,885 Yeah, she's addicted. 150 00:08:48,808 --> 00:08:50,176 She needs a daily dose of this guy. 151 00:08:55,912 --> 00:08:58,975 I just think it's pretty suspicious 152 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:01,191 that after we left the japanese restaurant 153 00:09:01,485 --> 00:09:04,058 our japanese carbroke down. 154 00:09:06,568 --> 00:09:07,383 Hey, buddy. 155 00:09:08,828 --> 00:09:11,859 Whoa, eric, you didn't tell me you had an older sister. 156 00:09:12,054 --> 00:09:12,641 Oh, 157 00:09:14,694 --> 00:09:18,212 please, if you're gonna go with fake charm, let's keep it in the realm of reality, okay? 158 00:09:18,995 --> 00:09:20,885 Oh, you shut your porky mouth. 159 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,883 I have the skin of a 25-year-old... 160 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:25,545 who smokes. 161 00:09:28,705 --> 00:09:29,559 You know, mr. Forman, 162 00:09:29,659 --> 00:09:33,499 I learned a little about cars from my uncle who used to fix tanks in vietnam. 163 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:34,867 Now that's hero's work... 164 00:09:35,356 --> 00:09:37,377 fixing machines that kill people you don't agree with. 165 00:09:39,592 --> 00:09:42,166 My only regret is that I haven't had a chance to fight for my country. 166 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:43,078 Really? 167 00:09:43,991 --> 00:09:46,338 Eric's only regret is that he doesn't live in space. 168 00:09:48,391 --> 00:09:50,139 That's not my only regret. 169 00:09:51,736 --> 00:09:52,583 It's just one of them. 170 00:09:58,024 --> 00:09:59,197 Excellent fruity bebbles. 171 00:09:59,788 --> 00:10:01,261 You know, at the police academy 172 00:10:01,438 --> 00:10:05,188 they'll only give me corn flakes, 'cause they say the sugar gets me too hopped up to carry a weapon. 173 00:10:08,136 --> 00:10:11,175 I guess what they weren't counting on was me taking my weapon home for the weekend. 174 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,288 poor dad. 175 00:10:14,584 --> 00:10:15,601 He's so upset. 176 00:10:16,143 --> 00:10:19,653 This morning during "the price is right" he didn't even yodel along during "cliff hanger". 177 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:21,353 Donna, 178 00:10:21,589 --> 00:10:23,473 we wanted them apart and now they are. 179 00:10:23,732 --> 00:10:25,687 Look, some things just don't belong together, like 180 00:10:26,181 --> 00:10:27,694 my mom and your dad or 181 00:10:27,976 --> 00:10:28,895 michael and a gun. 182 00:10:30,826 --> 00:10:32,051 No, seriously, 183 00:10:32,221 --> 00:10:33,629 how could they give me a gun? 184 00:10:37,779 --> 00:10:39,521 You don't even sound like you feel bad. 185 00:10:39,621 --> 00:10:41,576 Donna, this whole thing is your dad's fault. 186 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:46,145 Oh, come on, donna. Who asked the woman to move in with him after knowing her for such a short time? 187 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:47,586 I'll tell you who 188 00:10:48,174 --> 00:10:52,080 The same guy who let you move in here after your parents took off and you had no place else to go... 189 00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:53,691 my dad. 190 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:55,674 I mean, you know your mom is wrong 191 00:10:56,097 --> 00:10:57,067 and that she hurt my dad 192 00:10:57,610 --> 00:10:59,447 who's never been anything but nice to you. 193 00:11:00,366 --> 00:11:01,449 How can you defend her? 194 00:11:01,854 --> 00:11:03,126 I picked the pretty one. 195 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:06,447 Hey, dad. 196 00:11:06,893 --> 00:11:08,070 How you doin'? 197 00:11:08,618 --> 00:11:09,633 How do you think I'm doing? 198 00:11:10,177 --> 00:11:12,077 Pam ripped out my heart and stomped on it 199 00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:13,746 in shoes I paid for. 200 00:11:15,535 --> 00:11:17,577 Well, do you want to go down to the pet store and look at puppies? 201 00:11:18,284 --> 00:11:20,273 You could sing "how much is that doggie in the window?" 202 00:11:20,406 --> 00:11:21,927 And I'll do the "arf! Arf!" Part. 203 00:11:23,596 --> 00:11:23,902 Nah, 204 00:11:24,156 --> 00:11:25,275 I'm gonna watch "love boat." 205 00:11:25,742 --> 00:11:28,661 I think the big guy in the shorts is finally gonna nail the girl with the clipboard. 206 00:11:30,179 --> 00:11:31,765 Ha ha ha ha! Yeah! 207 00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:37,892 I'm sorry. That's the sugar. 208 00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:45,025 okay, kelso, 209 00:11:45,609 --> 00:11:46,777 truth or dare? 210 00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:50,673 Uh... truth. 211 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:53,739 have you ever snuck into my bathroom while I was showering? 212 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:56,679 I mean, dare. 213 00:11:58,076 --> 00:11:59,417 You have snuck in there. 214 00:11:59,564 --> 00:12:01,449 I was there, and I saw you. 215 00:12:03,812 --> 00:12:04,612 I mean, dare. 216 00:12:06,614 --> 00:12:07,031 Okay, 217 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:08,762 steven, truth or dare? 218 00:12:09,054 --> 00:12:11,536 The truth will be whether or not you love me, 219 00:12:11,786 --> 00:12:12,912 and the dare will be 220 00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:14,351 telling me that you love me. 221 00:12:15,474 --> 00:12:15,870 Okay. 222 00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:19,499 pass. 223 00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:22,653 Okay, mitch, truth or dare? 224 00:12:22,753 --> 00:12:24,421 Um, I pick dare, mitch. 225 00:12:24,796 --> 00:12:25,693 Okay, mitch, 226 00:12:26,277 --> 00:12:28,404 I dare you to kiss donna. 227 00:12:28,509 --> 00:12:30,155 mitch. 228 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,758 Naughty mitch. 229 00:12:34,113 --> 00:12:36,796 Mitch, you goofball, that's not how it works. You have to be like, 230 00:12:36,928 --> 00:12:38,534 "I dare you to kiss me." 231 00:12:39,569 --> 00:12:40,279 Okay. 232 00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:42,426 What the hell? 233 00:12:43,469 --> 00:12:44,449 He did it! 234 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:47,453 Look at him go. He's like a hummingbird. 235 00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:55,506 I can't believe mitch would do that. 236 00:12:55,606 --> 00:12:57,441 He just flew at you like one of 237 00:12:57,691 --> 00:12:59,693 the little monkeys from "the wizard of oz." 238 00:13:02,821 --> 00:13:03,676 I was scared. 239 00:13:04,636 --> 00:13:07,159 Much like you are when you watch "the wizard of oz". 240 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,434 Okay, look, 241 00:13:09,534 --> 00:13:10,985 I don't want mitch hanging out here anymore. 242 00:13:11,503 --> 00:13:13,805 He was just fooling around. He didn't mean anything by it. 243 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:17,842 It's like fez. He's all over me all the time, but it doesn't mean he's after me. 244 00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:19,444 Oh. Yes, it does. 245 00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:23,665 From now on, I'll try to be clearer. 246 00:13:29,404 --> 00:13:30,555 Oh, mom, there you are. 247 00:13:32,336 --> 00:13:33,754 How could you do that to bob? 248 00:13:34,137 --> 00:13:36,274 Now, honey, bob'll be fine. 249 00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:37,375 No, he won't. 250 00:13:38,392 --> 00:13:42,780 Mom, bob is a wonderful guy with a huge heart who only worries about what he could do for other people. 251 00:13:43,464 --> 00:13:44,348 And, yeah, okay, 252 00:13:44,681 --> 00:13:45,816 maybe he has an afro. 253 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,099 But sometimes 254 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,454 goodness and afros 255 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:51,405 go together. 256 00:13:53,106 --> 00:13:53,574 But, jackie, 257 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,426 the other guy that I'm seeing 258 00:13:55,526 --> 00:13:57,345 is a lincoln dealer. 259 00:13:57,949 --> 00:13:59,820 Oh, my god, mom, really? 260 00:14:00,985 --> 00:14:03,321 Wow, we could be driving matching pink.. no, no. Mom, no. 261 00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:04,572 No. 262 00:14:05,056 --> 00:14:06,190 Okay, look, I know.. 263 00:14:06,741 --> 00:14:08,142 I know that bob might not be the 264 00:14:08,243 --> 00:14:10,778 the smoothest or the classiest guy you've ever dated, but 265 00:14:11,128 --> 00:14:13,248 I've learned that doesn't mean he's a bad person. 266 00:14:13,848 --> 00:14:16,368 Oh, I knew I shouldn't have sent you to public school. 267 00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:24,752 Mom, if you keep thinking this way, you'll always be running from one place to another looking for something better instead of just being happy with what you have. 268 00:14:26,554 --> 00:14:28,946 You know what? I guess you have a lot of thinking to do. 269 00:14:30,491 --> 00:14:31,025 You're right. 270 00:14:31,909 --> 00:14:33,444 More tequila, hirohito. 271 00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:37,598 I said 272 00:14:38,249 --> 00:14:38,933 thinking. 273 00:14:45,395 --> 00:14:45,862 Hello? 274 00:14:47,163 --> 00:14:47,997 Is anyone here? 275 00:14:49,699 --> 00:14:50,267 Hyde? 276 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,550 Well, I guess it's time for me and 277 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:05,371 24 of my collectible action figure friends 278 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,521 It was a dark time for the force. 279 00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:13,757 After the... 280 00:15:14,808 --> 00:15:16,444 formanian wars, 281 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:21,183 young luke skywalker had to face his most formidable enemy yet.. 282 00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:22,818 darth vader 283 00:15:23,703 --> 00:15:27,056 with a rare and deadlier green lightsaber. 284 00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:30,876 what? 285 00:15:31,794 --> 00:15:32,311 No. 286 00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:35,481 Mitch! 287 00:15:39,477 --> 00:15:41,814 Mitch, these omelets are amazing. 288 00:15:42,669 --> 00:15:45,714 Well, you know, an omelet's only as beautiful as the person who eats it. So, 289 00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:49,947 I'd have to say that this omelet has the prettiest red hair I've ever seen. 290 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:52,738 Thief! 291 00:15:53,322 --> 00:15:54,176 He's a thief! 292 00:15:55,262 --> 00:15:56,784 You stole my vader action figure. 293 00:15:57,639 --> 00:15:58,911 Oh, you too? 294 00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:02,227 I thought eric was the only one weird enough to play with a doll. 295 00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:05,230 Action figure. 296 00:16:05,937 --> 00:16:08,254 You know, it's bad enough you stole a kiss from my girlfriend, but this.. 297 00:16:08,587 --> 00:16:09,817 this has gone too far. 298 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,029 Oh, so my honor is less important than a doll? 299 00:16:13,129 --> 00:16:14,388 Action figure! 300 00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:17,355 Now give it back! 301 00:16:17,511 --> 00:16:18,658 Hold on just a second. 302 00:16:19,127 --> 00:16:19,857 Now, mitch, 303 00:16:20,535 --> 00:16:21,968 did you or did you not 304 00:16:22,256 --> 00:16:23,402 put onions in my omelet? 305 00:16:25,436 --> 00:16:26,504 'Cause I asked for 'em, 306 00:16:26,713 --> 00:16:27,782 but I didn't see you put 'em in there. 307 00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:30,023 Eric, 308 00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:31,918 I didn't take your action figure. 309 00:16:32,018 --> 00:16:33,637 - Dolls! - Action Figure! 310 00:16:35,716 --> 00:16:36,652 I wouldn't do that, 311 00:16:36,752 --> 00:16:37,958 especially not to a friend. 312 00:16:38,343 --> 00:16:38,866 What? 313 00:16:39,422 --> 00:16:40,681 We're not friends, man. 314 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:41,692 We never were. 315 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,842 I only invited you over here 316 00:16:44,173 --> 00:16:45,796 'cause I felt bad for you, but I don't like you. And guess what. 317 00:16:46,159 --> 00:16:47,356 Neither does anyone else. 318 00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:50,441 Fine. 319 00:16:54,135 --> 00:16:55,502 I won't bother you guys anymore. 320 00:17:02,808 --> 00:17:05,511 Somebody needs to flip that in about three minutes! 321 00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:12,217 Well, that was brutal. 322 00:17:12,921 --> 00:17:14,506 I feel bad for the little guy. 323 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:17,676 I just wanna put him up on my shoulders and buy him a balloon. 324 00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:21,126 Eric, 325 00:17:22,195 --> 00:17:23,681 how could you? 326 00:17:24,182 --> 00:17:26,078 Mitch had a lot of good qualities, 327 00:17:26,352 --> 00:17:28,354 like, for example, he worshiped me. 328 00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:33,275 I mean, at one point, I thought he was gonna light a fire and dance around me. 329 00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:37,550 Yeah, well, you know what? I was right, okay? 330 00:17:37,675 --> 00:17:38,468 He's a thief. 331 00:17:39,051 --> 00:17:42,326 Eric, were you playing in the bathtub with your little doll? 332 00:17:42,493 --> 00:17:44,599 Action figure! 333 00:17:47,352 --> 00:17:48,060 Oh, no. 334 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,990 In the tub, forman? 335 00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:56,642 It is getting really hard to be your friend. 336 00:18:02,257 --> 00:18:02,743 Okay, 337 00:18:03,014 --> 00:18:05,892 I'd like to thank everyone for coming back here with me. 338 00:18:06,455 --> 00:18:07,977 True, it is the place of my 339 00:18:08,082 --> 00:18:09,313 greatest humiliation. 340 00:18:11,064 --> 00:18:13,448 But the fish is good, the sake's strong, and 341 00:18:13,739 --> 00:18:15,950 these japanese people are funny to watch. 342 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,517 That's the spirit, dad.. 343 00:18:21,038 --> 00:18:22,769 the slightly offensive spirit. 344 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:27,065 Well, you know, I think you're lucky to be rid of pam with 345 00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:29,551 her halter tops and her tight skirts. 346 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,986 You know, I've never even seen a panty line on her. 347 00:18:32,675 --> 00:18:33,738 You know what that means. 348 00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:37,610 Plus, you're too nice for my mom anyway. 349 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:38,619 You know, 350 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,205 someday you're gonna make a slightly less attractive woman very happy. 351 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,167 Hello, bob. 352 00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:48,258 No, it's not a beautiful dream, 353 00:18:48,358 --> 00:18:49,317 it's really me. 354 00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:54,389 I've been doing some thinking, bob, and I 355 00:18:54,489 --> 00:18:56,824 realized that my priorities are a little mixed up. 356 00:18:57,307 --> 00:18:58,308 I told her that! 357 00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:00,560 That was me! I saved the day! 358 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:06,483 It doesn't matter how it happened. The important thing is she's back in our lives. 359 00:19:09,824 --> 00:19:13,536 Anyway, bob, I realize that you're the man for me. 360 00:19:14,808 --> 00:19:15,830 I'm sorry, pam. 361 00:19:16,169 --> 00:19:16,970 It's too late. 362 00:19:17,771 --> 00:19:19,122 I'm completely over you.. 363 00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:22,159 o-v-e-r, over. 364 00:19:23,377 --> 00:19:24,612 And I want to move in with you. 365 00:19:25,095 --> 00:19:25,946 Here's your key. 366 00:19:28,787 --> 00:19:29,335 Dad? 367 00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:32,311 Are you sure this is a good idea? 368 00:19:32,845 --> 00:19:34,340 She makes me happy, kitten. 369 00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:37,887 Ugh, fine. 370 00:19:38,634 --> 00:19:41,324 But I don't want to see, like, any of her pantie slaying around the house. 371 00:19:41,424 --> 00:19:43,155 Oh, don't worry. You won't. 372 00:19:53,085 --> 00:19:53,952 Hey, mitch. 373 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,307 Look, I wanted to apologize. 374 00:19:58,691 --> 00:20:01,510 I thought you stole my vader, but it turns out I left it in the b.. 375 00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:07,748 hyde stole it. 376 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,312 Yeah, I guess I was out of line, too. I shouldn't have 377 00:20:12,735 --> 00:20:14,235 jumped on your girlfriend... 378 00:20:15,473 --> 00:20:16,971 in front of you. 379 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:19,774 It's just, you have 380 00:20:20,197 --> 00:20:21,436 such a great life. 381 00:20:22,446 --> 00:20:27,530 And if I never see you or your friends ever again, I'm always gonna treasure that time that I spent with donna. 382 00:20:30,821 --> 00:20:31,961 Okay, well... 383 00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:35,253 then I'll just say good-bye. 384 00:20:42,286 --> 00:20:43,524 so lonely. 385 00:20:47,890 --> 00:20:49,324 Hey, mitch, uh... 386 00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:52,745 you know, if you ever want to hang out, 387 00:20:53,136 --> 00:20:54,635 you know, you're always... 388 00:20:57,503 --> 00:20:57,956 you know. 389 00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,653 Great. Thanks. 390 00:21:00,598 --> 00:21:01,541 Oh, are we gonna do this now? 391 00:21:01,641 --> 00:21:03,662 Yeah, buddy, let's do it! 392 00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:06,725 Okay. 393 00:21:06,855 --> 00:21:07,409 Right. 394 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,125 Hey, 395 00:21:08,843 --> 00:21:10,830 so do you think I might have a shot with donna? 396 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,448 Mitch, she's my fiancéE. 397 00:21:14,643 --> 00:21:15,946 So that's a maybe! 398 00:21:25,693 --> 00:21:27,486 Oh, pamela, hi. 399 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,017 I just, um, 400 00:21:29,278 --> 00:21:31,037 came here to get my scarf. 401 00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:33,774 Oh, phew, here it is. 402 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,890 You lost our scarf 403 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,499 I must to make you nervous. We take a drink? 404 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,813 Oh, oh, well, it's a little early, but.. 405 00:21:41,355 --> 00:21:43,311 oh, it's probably 5:00 somewhere. 406 00:21:43,766 --> 00:21:45,721 Two saigon slammers, hold the fruit. 407 00:21:46,276 --> 00:21:47,514 First round's on me. 408 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:48,524 That's okay. 409 00:21:48,784 --> 00:21:49,795 I have a tab.