1 00:00:05,095 --> 00:00:06,915 - Hey, guys. - Mitch! 2 00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:09,966 I thought I heard a matchbox car pull up. 3 00:00:10,876 --> 00:00:14,737 Yeah, I'm short, and you're shaped like a lollipop. I'm not in the mood, forman. 4 00:00:15,539 --> 00:00:17,984 My brother jack's wedding is tomorrow, and I don't have a date. 5 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:21,649 Oh, did you try Aly Richards? She'll go anywhere there's cake. 6 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,683 That's how I got her into my car. 7 00:00:25,779 --> 00:00:28,055 But then I ate the cake, and she left. 8 00:00:28,967 --> 00:00:30,779 Oh, I'm in a real bind here. 9 00:00:30,833 --> 00:00:34,501 I showed up at the engagement party alone. My family made so much fun of me. 10 00:00:34,548 --> 00:00:38,120 So I said to myself, 'cause, of course, I was alone, 11 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:42,222 that I would bring someone sizzling hot with me to the wedding. 12 00:00:42,456 --> 00:00:44,616 Hey, Donna, would you be my date? 13 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,428 Mitch, I don't know what to say. 14 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:50,242 Oh, let me help you out. "NO!" 15 00:00:52,151 --> 00:00:56,143 Donna, if you went with me, I might finally earn some respect from my family. 16 00:00:56,193 --> 00:00:58,385 Let me say this for you one more time in spanish. 17 00:00:58,804 --> 00:01:00,211 NO! 18 00:01:01,506 --> 00:01:03,265 I taught him that. 19 00:01:04,375 --> 00:01:05,296 Eric, 20 00:01:05,883 --> 00:01:07,290 it seems harmless. 21 00:01:07,322 --> 00:01:09,415 No, Donna, I'm sorry, but 22 00:01:09,951 --> 00:01:11,575 I forbid it. 23 00:01:11,709 --> 00:01:12,848 Oh. 24 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,165 Mitch, I'd love to go. 25 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,973 - Donna, what the hell? - No, 26 00:01:17,024 --> 00:01:19,645 I forbid you to ask me questions about this. 27 00:01:19,964 --> 00:01:23,295 - But, Donna... - Let me tell you one more time in spanish... 28 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:28,318 oh, hey, Donna, thanks so much for doing this. 29 00:01:28,402 --> 00:01:30,696 Sure, but, you know, just friends. 30 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:33,526 You don't get to touch any of this juicy stuff. 31 00:01:34,448 --> 00:01:38,071 No, don't worry. I'll even ask another couple to be, like, chaperones. 32 00:01:38,138 --> 00:01:40,749 Hey, Jackie, do you and Hyde want to go? 33 00:01:40,799 --> 00:01:43,887 Oh, I'm in. But I can't ask Steven. 34 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:47,459 I'm still on probation for tricking him into a ballroom dancing class. 35 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:52,198 I'll go with you, Jackie, but I warn you... don't drink too much. 36 00:01:53,102 --> 00:01:55,579 I will take advantage. 37 00:01:58,684 --> 00:02:02,076 That 70's show - Saison 6 - Episode 21 "5-15" 38 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:05,564 Corrections par Guzo Synchro par Kiff 39 00:02:05,642 --> 00:02:08,782 www.forom.com 40 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:12,167 Merci à Raceman 41 00:02:35,786 --> 00:02:36,963 Wow. 42 00:02:37,166 --> 00:02:41,257 I can't believe you finally sprung for cable tv. Wasn't it you who said, 43 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:45,453 "I'd rather kiss Ho Chi Minh than pay for tv"? 44 00:02:46,662 --> 00:02:50,687 Well, your mother and I are running out of things to talk about, so 45 00:02:51,188 --> 00:02:55,383 I thought the extra 20 channels might help fill in the gaps. 46 00:02:55,766 --> 00:02:59,674 Cable guy left? He forgot to hook up the basement. 47 00:02:59,753 --> 00:03:04,435 No, he didn't so much forget as follow my "don't hook up the basement" instructions. 48 00:03:04,854 --> 00:03:11,081 But, Red, for an extra 2 bucks a month, your wife and children could be enjoying full-frontal nudity. 49 00:03:12,046 --> 00:03:15,055 But I don't want you to enjoy anything. 50 00:03:16,049 --> 00:03:19,737 I want people your age out of my house. 51 00:03:20,296 --> 00:03:22,756 Hey, I'm only here 'cause you had a heart attack. 52 00:03:22,808 --> 00:03:25,817 I only had a heart attack because you're here. 53 00:03:31,007 --> 00:03:33,979 I'm sorry, Michael, but I'm gonna have to search that bag. 54 00:03:34,068 --> 00:03:38,908 Every time you leave my house with a backpack, I have to buy new hair spray. 55 00:03:39,562 --> 00:03:41,969 I didn't take anything. This is lunch. 56 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:44,036 I planned a whole romantic day for me and brooke. 57 00:03:44,088 --> 00:03:45,982 So where are you and brooke headed? 58 00:03:46,061 --> 00:03:50,926 Well, since she's having a baby, I thought I'd take her to a place that kids and girls like, 59 00:03:51,005 --> 00:03:57,590 so I figured I'd start the date off at an amusement park and we'd go on a ride on the "lightning whip". 60 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:03,940 I'm gonna take her horseback riding up to this overlook, and then we're gonna get cozy 61 00:04:04,006 --> 00:04:08,191 and drink a little Bingo-Bango. 62 00:04:08,756 --> 00:04:12,593 Oh, sweetie, you're so wrong, it makes me want to cry a little. 63 00:04:12,688 --> 00:04:19,879 Pregnant women can't go on roller coasters, and they definitely can't drink alcohol, or bad things can happen to the baby. 64 00:04:19,945 --> 00:04:22,135 Case in point.. Eric. 65 00:04:22,757 --> 00:04:26,550 Well, we didn't know any better back then. 66 00:04:26,812 --> 00:04:32,026 I'm teaching a baby-care class at the hospital. If you brought Brooke, I think she'd be very impressed. 67 00:04:32,123 --> 00:04:34,576 All right. Yeah, sign us up. 68 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:39,645 You know, there was a time that all I had to do to impress a girl was turn my eyelids inside out. 69 00:04:40,248 --> 00:04:43,571 This baby's changing everything. Oh. 70 00:04:55,456 --> 00:04:57,517 thanks again for doing this, Donna. 71 00:04:57,615 --> 00:05:01,962 Grandpa saw me walk in with you, and he slipped me a 20. 72 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,744 Here, you should have this. 73 00:05:03,842 --> 00:05:06,752 See, that kind of makes me a hooker. 74 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:14,077 Well, hello. 75 00:05:14,142 --> 00:05:17,838 Looks like we're sharing a table here. 76 00:05:18,198 --> 00:05:23,299 Here's your drink, here's your bread, and here's your new lover. 77 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:26,673 You wish. 78 00:05:27,981 --> 00:05:30,564 I'm sitting next to a goddess. 79 00:05:31,349 --> 00:05:34,816 I know. Didn't my hair come out great tonight? 80 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:37,399 Not you, shorty. Her. 81 00:05:37,988 --> 00:05:39,394 I need your help. 82 00:05:39,525 --> 00:05:42,632 Oh, this is so easy, Fez. She's like me. 83 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:45,916 She's a country club girl, and we're bitches. 84 00:05:46,734 --> 00:05:50,527 We only understand one thing.. money. 85 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:53,503 - How much should I give her? - No. 86 00:05:54,465 --> 00:05:57,473 Fez, act rich. 87 00:05:57,735 --> 00:06:00,482 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Eric. 88 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:02,968 Eric, what are you doing here? 89 00:06:03,065 --> 00:06:08,788 I changed my work schedule so I could make sure that mitch keeps his tiny little doll hands to himself. 90 00:06:09,508 --> 00:06:11,535 Eric, mitch is not a threat to you. 91 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:16,243 Okay, he's a perfectly harmless guy who happens to worship the ground I walk on. 92 00:06:16,424 --> 00:06:19,380 You know, it's not his fault that I'm eye candy. 93 00:06:21,054 --> 00:06:24,167 Well, relax. Don't worry. Everything will be fine. 94 00:06:25,340 --> 00:06:29,974 Welcome to the holiday hotel ballroom. I'll be your waiter this evening, 95 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:36,001 but unlike a normal waiter, I despise and may try to destroy you. 96 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:38,115 Waiter, 97 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:40,248 I'm rich. 98 00:06:42,359 --> 00:06:45,914 And as a rich man, I have much more money than you. 99 00:06:47,126 --> 00:06:49,324 Fez, I'm really not in the mood. 100 00:06:49,455 --> 00:06:55,341 Sometimes I'm not in the mood to count all my money, but I do it anyway because I am a fat cat. 101 00:06:55,690 --> 00:06:59,631 Yeah, well, your bow tie is starting to unclip, fat cat. 102 00:07:01,070 --> 00:07:05,750 Unbelievable. They come to this country. We give them a job... 103 00:07:08,047 --> 00:07:10,245 they're just so ungrateful. 104 00:07:11,212 --> 00:07:14,142 I'm christy. And you are? 105 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,497 Ferrari. 106 00:07:18,433 --> 00:07:20,421 Fez ferrari. 107 00:07:27,051 --> 00:07:32,074 hahaha.. oh, this charity car wash was a great idea, girls. 108 00:07:32,127 --> 00:07:34,874 Let's take our shirts off! 109 00:07:36,324 --> 00:07:39,070 who changed my channel? 110 00:07:40,850 --> 00:07:42,288 What the... 111 00:07:49,692 --> 00:07:51,733 Steven! 112 00:07:54,883 --> 00:07:57,446 What the hell's the matter with you? 113 00:07:57,812 --> 00:07:59,931 Stealing my cable! 114 00:08:00,009 --> 00:08:02,181 Red, before you blow your stack, 115 00:08:02,259 --> 00:08:05,396 why don't you take a look at that car wash girl? 116 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,634 She is so sudsy. 117 00:08:10,994 --> 00:08:15,938 You drilled a hole in my floor. 118 00:08:17,561 --> 00:08:22,375 My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass! 119 00:08:23,431 --> 00:08:28,088 But, red, the car wash girls have to make $500 120 00:08:28,559 --> 00:08:32,797 or their super-freaky love nest is gonna be turned into a bookstore. 121 00:08:33,468 --> 00:08:36,968 Look, there's only one clicker, and that's upstairs. 122 00:08:37,056 --> 00:08:40,426 My cable, my channel. 123 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:50,561 stop spraying me, silly, or I'm gonna have to come over there and kiss you. 124 00:08:51,639 --> 00:08:56,400 Tasha, you want a kiss, too? Wow, Tasha, you have the biggest.. 125 00:08:56,452 --> 00:09:01,815 thunderstorms, which will result in a small-craft advisory on lake superior. 126 00:08:59,182 --> 00:09:01,185 No, no! 127 00:09:05,906 --> 00:09:09,510 Man, look at all these preggos. 128 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:13,582 God, that one's walking like a gigantic duck. 129 00:09:13,661 --> 00:09:17,950 She's definitely in her third trimester. The baby probably dropped. 130 00:09:18,212 --> 00:09:20,488 Nah, I think it's still in there. 131 00:09:21,273 --> 00:09:24,465 It means the baby's gotten itself into the birthing position. 132 00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:26,620 Oh. Man, you really know stuff. 133 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:29,079 Well, I've read every baby book in the library. 134 00:09:29,131 --> 00:09:32,088 By the way, did you ever read that book I gave you by dr. Spock? 135 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:36,012 No, I kind a lost interest when I realized it wasn't about "star trek." 136 00:09:36,431 --> 00:09:40,067 Well, you signed us up for this class, and that was very thoughtful. 137 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:43,547 Well, that's me. I'm Mr. Thoughtful. 138 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:46,681 Man, how many kids are you having? 139 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:52,095 Oh, hi, Michael. Hope you're ready to talk boo-boos, burps and binkies. 140 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:56,648 Yeah, uh, brooke, this is Mrs. Forman, the lady that told me I shouldn't take you horseback riding. 141 00:09:56,727 --> 00:10:00,964 And, mrs. Forman, this is brooke, the hot librarian I impregnated. 142 00:10:01,494 --> 00:10:03,769 Well, I am so happy you two are here. 143 00:10:03,848 --> 00:10:07,537 And you should be happy, because you have me as your tour guide as 144 00:10:07,668 --> 00:10:13,815 you make the transition to parenthood. 145 00:10:16,013 --> 00:10:17,437 Michael. 146 00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:21,334 But that could have been anybody. Everybody knows I rule. 147 00:10:22,119 --> 00:10:25,363 Okay, all right, okay. Let's get started. 148 00:10:25,651 --> 00:10:33,797 Now, when you first bring your little bundles of joy home, they will spend almost 20 hours a day sleeping and pooping. 149 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,994 Man, that's the life, huh? 150 00:10:37,726 --> 00:10:42,825 Now who can tell me what they will do with the rest of their cute, little time? 151 00:10:42,937 --> 00:10:45,004 - Ooh. Yes, brooke. - They'll be eating. 152 00:10:45,082 --> 00:10:48,091 Very good. And what will they be eating? 153 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:51,858 Hey, when you're not looking, I'm gonna sneak the little guy some popcorn. 154 00:10:51,959 --> 00:10:55,514 Michael, babies can't eat popcorn. They don't even have teeth. 155 00:10:55,636 --> 00:11:00,727 My grandma bessie doesn't have any teeth, and trust me, she ain't shy around a bucket of popcorn. 156 00:11:05,838 --> 00:11:11,777 well, christy says money's great, but she wants to get to know the real me. And, 157 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:17,316 And, um, I really care about her. So what's another fake, good quality 158 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,966 I could pretend to have to trick her into the sack? 159 00:11:22,504 --> 00:11:27,900 Okay, um, okay, well, she's wearing fur, which means she must love animals, 160 00:11:28,099 --> 00:11:31,735 which means she must like sensitive guys. 161 00:11:32,093 --> 00:11:34,223 Sensitive, huh? 162 00:11:34,301 --> 00:11:36,106 Mm-hmm. Oh, you're good. 163 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:38,435 Hey, cutie. Where you been? 164 00:11:38,487 --> 00:11:42,254 Who the hell do you think you are, talking to me like that? I'm sensitive. 165 00:11:44,661 --> 00:11:48,553 Fez! I..I guess it's a tradition for the best man to say a few words. 166 00:11:48,658 --> 00:11:52,215 And all I really want to say is that my brother 167 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:57,317 is not the only one fortunate enough to find himself in love's warm embrace. 168 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:02,690 So, everybody, I'd like to introduce you to Donna.. my new fiancée. 169 00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:09,659 Or as I like to call her, my big, red love machine. That's her. 170 00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,372 Mitch, what the hell are you doing? 171 00:12:20,461 --> 00:12:23,155 Ooh, look at that fireball go. 172 00:12:23,757 --> 00:12:26,870 Feisty at the table, feisty in the bedroom. 173 00:12:27,053 --> 00:12:32,730 No. No. She's feisty in my bedroom, people. My bedroom. 174 00:12:32,966 --> 00:12:37,716 Okay, he's just some lying, crazy lunatic. He's crazy. This guy's crazy. 175 00:12:40,855 --> 00:12:42,242 And, uh, 176 00:12:42,686 --> 00:12:45,513 my congratulations to the happy couple. 177 00:12:47,553 --> 00:12:50,676 This is the best wedding I have ever been to. 178 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:55,672 barometric pressure from a cold front out of Canada. 179 00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:59,467 Look at all that hail in Buffalo. 180 00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:03,671 How can you watch this? 181 00:13:03,871 --> 00:13:08,345 It comforts me to know that there are people out there more miserable than me, 182 00:13:08,973 --> 00:13:12,897 like those people in Buffalo... and you. 183 00:13:14,938 --> 00:13:18,423 You have to sit here? Why don't you go read a book? 184 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,096 Why don't you go read a book? 185 00:13:21,776 --> 00:13:24,837 Because... I have cable. 186 00:13:27,898 --> 00:13:30,174 Very nice. 187 00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:36,650 Baby says, "it's tight, but not too tight, and I wuv the way you powdered my wittle bottom." 188 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:41,277 I never thought I'd say this, but you gotta take it easy on the 'nads. 189 00:13:41,434 --> 00:13:45,925 I know what I'm doing. It's just, it sounded so much easier in the books. 190 00:13:46,055 --> 00:13:47,723 Okay, there. 191 00:13:47,802 --> 00:13:50,130 Ooh, let's have a look. Uh-oh. 192 00:13:50,209 --> 00:13:54,395 Baby says, "that's too loose. Now I'm gonna wee-wee on daddy." 193 00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:59,455 I just have to redo the safety pin. God, why can't I do this? 194 00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:05,549 Oh, no. Baby says, "ouch, you poked me. "Now I'm gonna cry. Wah! Wah!" 195 00:14:05,864 --> 00:14:07,329 That's it. I give up. 196 00:14:07,408 --> 00:14:13,618 "Oh, mommy, don't leave me. I don't want to end up in state-run foster care. Wah! Wah!" 197 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:20,655 You know, you seem normal around your family, but out in the world, you're a little nuts. 198 00:14:24,851 --> 00:14:26,971 So it turns out 199 00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:29,247 I was right about Mitch. 200 00:14:30,084 --> 00:14:34,453 So let's see, that's you, wrong. 201 00:14:34,557 --> 00:14:36,571 Me, 202 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,466 right. 203 00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:39,957 All right, you don't have to rub it in. 204 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:45,633 Uh, I think I do, Donna... So rub-a-dub-dub, I'm right. 205 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,186 I am humiliated! 206 00:14:50,787 --> 00:14:55,260 The only way I'm gonna get my pride back is to kick your ass! 207 00:14:55,376 --> 00:14:57,652 So I'm challenging you to a fight. 208 00:14:57,835 --> 00:15:01,105 That is, unless you're too chicken. 209 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,061 What is this, third grade? 210 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:12,616 Okay, here's what I just heard. ba-gawk, ooh, third grade, ooh. 211 00:15:14,108 --> 00:15:15,759 Okay, you can stop doing that. 212 00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:19,212 - Bawk, I can stop doing that, bawk. - Okay, fine. You know what? I'll fight you. Fine. 213 00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:23,921 Good. Tomorrow! 5:15, the playground. You be there! 214 00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:27,444 Um, why not just do it at 5? 215 00:15:27,497 --> 00:15:30,035 I have swimming lessons! 216 00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,975 thank you so much for helping me with Christy. 217 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,879 She was telling me what she did last summer at camp, 218 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:47,159 and I think she might be a whore. 219 00:15:49,226 --> 00:15:53,098 - So if there's anything I can do for you.. - Actually, Fez, there is. 220 00:15:53,176 --> 00:15:58,000 When the bride tosses the bouquet, I really want to catch it. It's such a sweet and magical moment, 221 00:15:58,052 --> 00:16:01,035 so I need you to knock some of those fat sluts out of my way. 222 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,775 I will make those weebles wobble. 223 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:08,464 And they will fall down. 224 00:16:10,004 --> 00:16:11,739 Fez Ferrari, 225 00:16:12,698 --> 00:16:15,067 you're so rich and sensitive, 226 00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:17,864 I think I might go all the way with you. 227 00:16:18,584 --> 00:16:22,430 But only if you get everyone out of my way so I can catch the bouquet. 228 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,313 How many bouquets do they throw? 229 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,536 One. 230 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,310 Aye. 231 00:16:34,422 --> 00:16:36,784 let's see, who do I help? 232 00:16:36,836 --> 00:16:39,950 Old friend, new whore? 233 00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:42,984 Old friend, new whore? 234 00:16:58,675 --> 00:17:03,121 oh, what am I saying? Do the right thing, fez. 235 00:17:20,286 --> 00:17:26,606 Okay, I don't know who gave you a tattoo, but that is not good parenting. 236 00:17:26,753 --> 00:17:29,271 Look, Michael, I don't want to talk about it. 237 00:17:29,336 --> 00:17:32,639 I thought I was ready, but today I found out I don't know how to use a diaper. 238 00:17:32,737 --> 00:17:35,223 We are gonna be covered in poo. 239 00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:42,889 Look, I think you're underestimating us, all right? Especially me. These beautiful hands aren't just made for foreplay. 240 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,803 Check it out. 241 00:17:45,244 --> 00:17:48,644 I remember the first time I baby sat for my little brother 242 00:17:48,742 --> 00:17:51,653 and he power-dooked all over himself, right? 243 00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:55,264 So I got my mom's salad tongs and pulled off his pants, 244 00:17:55,361 --> 00:17:59,318 and then I grabbed him by the ankles and took him outside and hosed him off. 245 00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:01,544 And voilà. 246 00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:04,224 Oh, michael, it's so perfect. 247 00:18:04,322 --> 00:18:09,325 See, you got the brains and the maternal instincts, and I know how to wrap ass. 248 00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:12,773 We're gonna do this together, and we're gonna be fine. 249 00:18:13,983 --> 00:18:18,267 "Ooh, daddy, that's just how I like it." 250 00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:23,335 You're really starting to creep me out. 251 00:18:25,362 --> 00:18:31,034 winds variable out of the northeast, 20 miles an hour with gusts to 45. 252 00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:42,381 oh, weather kicks ass. 253 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:48,963 Forman, 254 00:18:49,256 --> 00:18:53,704 I'm your bud, so I'm rooting for you in this fight. But 255 00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:57,399 business is business, so I got 50 bucks on the little guy. 256 00:18:57,661 --> 00:19:00,932 Well, I see the chicken showed up for his beating. 257 00:19:00,997 --> 00:19:03,973 How can I be a chicken if I showed up for the fight? 258 00:19:04,054 --> 00:19:11,869 You know, it's funny, 'cause what I just heard was... chicken... bawk! Fight... bawk! 259 00:19:13,937 --> 00:19:17,297 Eric, as someone that has been... 260 00:19:17,426 --> 00:19:19,462 punched a lot, 261 00:19:19,914 --> 00:19:25,744 I have some advice. Do not move to a new country and try to fit in at high school. 262 00:19:26,304 --> 00:19:30,621 Hey, forman, come back here so we can go over the rules. 263 00:19:30,719 --> 00:19:32,714 Okay, eric, one last thing. 264 00:19:32,845 --> 00:19:39,190 You know when we're play-fighting and you grab my wrist and I go, "ow! Ow! Ow!"? That doesn't really hurt. 265 00:19:40,065 --> 00:19:43,498 Okay? So.. . don't do that. 266 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:47,030 What? The forman death grip? 267 00:19:48,698 --> 00:19:51,182 Man, I was really counting on that. 268 00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:56,284 What are you doing here? I don't want to fight you. 269 00:19:56,382 --> 00:19:59,863 I was just trying to act tough so I can get my self-respect back. 270 00:19:59,928 --> 00:20:01,956 By threatening me? 271 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:05,945 It's okay. It's okay. I've got a way out of this that'll make us both look good. 272 00:20:06,044 --> 00:20:09,019 We'll tell everyone that we worked it out like gentlemen, 273 00:20:09,085 --> 00:20:11,406 and now we're the best of friends. 274 00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:14,233 Well, no. Mitch, look, 275 00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:19,106 Donna was really nice to you, and you humiliated her. I can't let you treat people like that. 276 00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:20,839 Today I'm... 277 00:20:21,493 --> 00:20:24,370 I'm standing up for all humanity. 278 00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:30,649 Would you do it for a 1968 G.I. Joe desert rat edition with the original mess kit? 279 00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:34,913 Please. I have three of those. 280 00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:39,589 - The French version? - G.I. Jacques. 281 00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:43,121 It does exist. 282 00:20:43,513 --> 00:20:45,462 We got a deal? 283 00:20:46,325 --> 00:20:51,198 Well, I'm afraid there's not gonna be a fight here. Uh, 284 00:20:51,296 --> 00:20:54,504 guys, we worked out our differences, and 285 00:20:54,570 --> 00:21:00,161 basically, he's a really great guy. 286 00:21:01,175 --> 00:21:04,511 - He's doing the chicken thing behind me. - Yeah. 287 00:21:04,609 --> 00:21:06,476 He's really good at it. 288 00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:09,940 That's not the only thing I'm good at, cherry pie. 289 00:21:10,299 --> 00:21:12,196 All right, that's it. You're dead. 290 00:21:12,261 --> 00:21:16,473 Ooh! ooh! ohh! Start the car, Mom! Start the car! 291 00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:26,152 temperatures in the.. 292 00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:29,545 ooh, Mr. Handyman. I'm so glad you're here. 293 00:21:29,643 --> 00:21:33,088 There's so many things I need you to nail. 294 00:21:33,212 --> 00:21:36,199 lucky for you I have a big hammer. 295 00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:40,162 Red, you dirty man. 296 00:21:44,944 --> 00:21:49,626 Mrs. Forman. What are you watching?