1 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:09,077 hey, Sonna, now that we have our wedding rings and you can't back out, 2 00:00:09,131 --> 00:00:11,539 I have something that I want to confess. 3 00:00:12,870 --> 00:00:15,391 I want to do the bunny hop at our wedding. 4 00:00:16,577 --> 00:00:19,790 I'm good at it, and I don't get to show it off that often. 5 00:00:20,597 --> 00:00:21,287 Okay, 6 00:00:21,557 --> 00:00:25,446 but I want to walk into the reception under an archway of cupcakes. 7 00:00:25,766 --> 00:00:27,716 Ooh, deal. 8 00:00:29,791 --> 00:00:31,291 Don't look! Turn away! 9 00:00:31,357 --> 00:00:33,241 Whoa. What? What? Oh. 10 00:00:33,317 --> 00:00:35,374 Did you get me a present? 11 00:00:36,278 --> 00:00:38,754 Is it bongo drums? 12 00:00:40,354 --> 00:00:44,101 No. I don't want you to see my wedding dress. It's bad luck. 13 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:48,333 Isn't having sex before the wedding the bad luck thing? 14 00:00:49,118 --> 00:00:50,536 Well, that too. 15 00:00:50,636 --> 00:00:52,877 Eric, getting married is like one big minefield. 16 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:56,291 One false step, and limbs just flying everywhere. 17 00:00:57,752 --> 00:01:01,068 Well, don't worry. I didn't see your wedding dress, so... 18 00:01:02,235 --> 00:01:03,465 so 19 00:01:04,572 --> 00:01:09,159 I think we just saved ourselves some bad luck. Now let's take that credit that we've earned 20 00:01:09,212 --> 00:01:11,256 and use it to have sex. 21 00:01:11,799 --> 00:01:15,260 Come on. We can't lose. It's gonna be like playing with the house's money. 22 00:01:15,678 --> 00:01:18,972 Eric, if we broke our celibacy vow now, what would it say about us? 23 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:20,390 It would say, 24 00:01:20,494 --> 00:01:23,164 "yay! We had sex!" 25 00:01:23,915 --> 00:01:25,082 All right, fine. 26 00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:28,127 Can we look at our ring inscriptions, or is that bad luck, too? 27 00:01:28,190 --> 00:01:32,444 Well, no, that I have to look at so I can return it in case you wrote something stupid. 28 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,680 "To eric, 29 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,285 love donna." 30 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,875 Well, it's not stupid. 31 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:45,703 It's short. 32 00:01:47,663 --> 00:01:48,982 It's terse. 33 00:01:49,879 --> 00:01:52,548 Quite possibly even a little rude. 34 00:01:55,092 --> 00:01:58,970 "All my friends know the low rider." 35 00:02:04,371 --> 00:02:06,436 Um, I don't get it. 36 00:02:07,938 --> 00:02:10,481 Am I the low rider? 37 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:15,091 Wait. What do you mean all your friends know me? Are you saying I'm a whore? 38 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,030 No, no, donna. 39 00:02:17,364 --> 00:02:21,035 "Low rider" is the song that was playing in the car at the end of our first date. 40 00:02:21,118 --> 00:02:23,349 Remember, you wore that red dress, 41 00:02:23,412 --> 00:02:26,541 and at the end of the night, I kissed you, and I remember thinking I just... you know, 42 00:02:27,159 --> 00:02:29,376 I just can't believe she's with me. 43 00:02:30,566 --> 00:02:33,902 Eric, that is the most romantic thing I've ever heard. 44 00:02:34,757 --> 00:02:36,487 Take your pants off. 45 00:02:38,198 --> 00:02:40,826 That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. 46 00:02:43,719 --> 00:02:46,785 That 70's Show - Saison 6 Episode 22 "Sparks" 47 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,178 Corrections par Guzo Synchro par Kiff 48 00:02:50,282 --> 00:02:53,542 www.forom.com 49 00:02:53,645 --> 00:02:56,747 Merci à Raceman 50 00:03:21,398 --> 00:03:22,616 Fellas, 51 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,303 I convinced donna to break her celibacy vow, 52 00:03:26,362 --> 00:03:28,097 which in laymen's terms means... 53 00:03:29,218 --> 00:03:30,580 I'm a layman. 54 00:03:32,773 --> 00:03:35,589 Damn, forman, got your girlfriend to have sex with you? 55 00:03:36,136 --> 00:03:37,831 What is your secret? 56 00:03:38,726 --> 00:03:42,961 Okay, you guys, it's a big deal. Have either of you ever slept with my girlfriend? 57 00:03:44,178 --> 00:03:47,549 No, but I've done it with hyde's girlfriend. 58 00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:51,802 And I was good. 59 00:03:58,435 --> 00:04:00,571 Well, just what the heck is this? 60 00:04:02,857 --> 00:04:07,077 What a great auction! Red had a few beers and bought a canoe. 61 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:11,685 I bought a canoe! 62 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:17,090 Who would've thought me and red go out and he's the one to buy something stupid? 63 00:04:18,776 --> 00:04:20,711 I don't know where I'm gonna put this. 64 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,949 Red, why would you buy a canoe? 65 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,984 I think the question is... 66 00:04:28,051 --> 00:04:30,153 why haven't I before? 67 00:04:30,921 --> 00:04:32,372 But we can't afford this. 68 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,456 Sure we can. 69 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,925 I used the money that you gave me yesterday. 70 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,645 That was for eric's wedding present. 71 00:04:41,297 --> 00:04:43,016 Congratulations, eric. 72 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,538 I knew you always wanted a canoe. 73 00:04:50,807 --> 00:04:51,658 Fine, red. 74 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:57,430 Since you blew the money, I expect you to come up with a nice sentimental gift for eric that doesn't cost anything. 75 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:04,126 Well, that's what you get for going out and drinking. Maybe one day you'll learn to stay at home and drink, like me. 76 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:08,974 Hey, boys. 77 00:05:09,157 --> 00:05:10,721 I bought a canoe. 78 00:05:13,849 --> 00:05:16,671 Oh, hey, jackie. I just left my coat here 79 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:18,834 after donna and I... 80 00:05:19,334 --> 00:05:22,655 well, I'm sure she already filled you in on all the juicy details. 81 00:05:23,672 --> 00:05:27,009 Yeah, heard all about your little leg cramp. 82 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:34,685 Hey, I can turn a leg cramp into magic! 83 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:36,402 Ehh... 84 00:05:37,854 --> 00:05:39,590 she just doesn't get me. 85 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,377 Oh, no, donna's wedding dress. 86 00:05:45,752 --> 00:05:46,753 Oh, no. 87 00:05:48,221 --> 00:05:50,089 Donna's wedding dress. 88 00:05:51,224 --> 00:05:53,192 Bad luck. Bad voodoo. 89 00:05:53,426 --> 00:05:55,294 Please. Give me a break. 90 00:06:02,852 --> 00:06:03,720 A well, boys, 91 00:06:04,671 --> 00:06:11,962 thanks to our time here in the circle, I've come up with a perfectly rational way to keep donna from finding out that I tore her dress. 92 00:06:13,096 --> 00:06:15,265 I'm gonna destroy the earth. 93 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,201 Okay, well, 94 00:06:18,535 --> 00:06:20,921 first you gotta go to another planet 95 00:06:21,371 --> 00:06:25,756 and then you gotta build a giant a death ray and aim it at the earth. 96 00:06:26,206 --> 00:06:27,825 That's pretty complicated. 97 00:06:29,727 --> 00:06:31,729 I can lend you my sketches if you want. 98 00:06:34,114 --> 00:06:35,470 That's a great plan. 99 00:06:36,204 --> 00:06:41,342 It's like so many of our ideas sound good in the circle, but later on they just sound stupid. 100 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:43,461 But a death ray... 101 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,004 it's awesome. 102 00:06:50,325 --> 00:06:52,060 fez, stop smelling the dress. 103 00:06:52,143 --> 00:06:56,214 Hey, either I do this now, or I do it at the reception. It's your choice. 104 00:07:03,843 --> 00:07:07,296 So mrs. Forman told me to get this thing out of her sight. 105 00:07:07,914 --> 00:07:10,332 Now that could mean put it in the garage, 106 00:07:10,449 --> 00:07:12,351 leave it out for the garbageman. 107 00:07:12,919 --> 00:07:14,353 I like to think it meant, 108 00:07:14,503 --> 00:07:16,689 "hey, have a free canoe." 109 00:07:18,842 --> 00:07:22,078 And the three of us with a canoe, we'll be unstoppable. 110 00:07:24,681 --> 00:07:26,082 What should we do with it? 111 00:07:27,117 --> 00:07:28,318 Let's see. 112 00:07:28,385 --> 00:07:31,589 What could we do with a canoe that would make people say, 113 00:07:31,722 --> 00:07:34,391 "oh, no, what's wrong with them?" 114 00:07:36,143 --> 00:07:37,845 Oh! Oh! 115 00:07:40,648 --> 00:07:44,768 I know what we could do today that's gonna be really fun. 116 00:07:45,502 --> 00:07:48,939 Kelso, the last time you said that, we had to get your stomach pumped. 117 00:07:50,724 --> 00:07:51,458 I'm in. 118 00:08:01,669 --> 00:08:03,037 Hey, so, uh, 119 00:08:03,487 --> 00:08:06,257 how do you plan on steering this thing on land? 120 00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:09,260 Duh. 121 00:08:12,913 --> 00:08:16,413 Kelso, I think you should wear a helmet just in case anything goes wrong. 122 00:08:17,017 --> 00:08:17,835 Fez, 123 00:08:18,202 --> 00:08:22,990 I'm riding an open canoe down a rocky mountainside. What could possibly go wrong? 124 00:08:25,643 --> 00:08:27,778 I think I'm with fez on this helmet thing. 125 00:08:27,995 --> 00:08:29,429 Oh, no, 126 00:08:29,496 --> 00:08:31,882 I'm not falling for that one. 127 00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:33,717 Falling for what? 128 00:08:33,767 --> 00:08:36,286 The old helmet gag. 129 00:08:37,755 --> 00:08:38,521 Kelso, 130 00:08:38,672 --> 00:08:42,059 I just want you to protect your head from being crushed like a berry. 131 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,662 Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 132 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:52,366 Now let go of the ropes and watch me fly! 133 00:08:54,318 --> 00:08:56,566 1, 2, 3. 134 00:08:56,617 --> 00:08:58,564 Whoo-hoo! 135 00:09:02,327 --> 00:09:04,032 Whoo-hoo! 136 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,085 Oh, man. 137 00:09:14,173 --> 00:09:15,841 Stupid thing. 138 00:09:21,902 --> 00:09:25,338 oh, man, that.. that could've been me! 139 00:09:30,974 --> 00:09:33,526 I don't get it. Who's "the low rider"? 140 00:09:35,712 --> 00:09:36,947 That's me. 141 00:09:37,063 --> 00:09:39,716 Then I think he's calling you a whore. 142 00:09:42,018 --> 00:09:43,870 Oh, my god! My dress! 143 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,873 Yeah, doesn't look so good in daylight, does it? 144 00:09:48,193 --> 00:09:51,527 No, it's gone. Did you move it? 145 00:09:51,587 --> 00:09:52,938 I didn't touch it. 146 00:09:53,042 --> 00:09:55,712 Oh, eric was here earlier. Maybe he did something with it. 147 00:09:55,774 --> 00:09:58,193 Why are you always blaming eric for everything? 148 00:09:58,255 --> 00:10:02,468 Oh, well, somebody has to, or he'll just go through life thinking there's nothing wrong 149 00:10:11,176 --> 00:10:14,722 I know what I could give eric that's sentimental.. 150 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,100 my old baseball glove. 151 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:24,824 Red, anything related to sports will only remind eric of the things he doesn't do well. 152 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:30,846 Oh, fine. I'll just go down to the space toy and smart mouth store. 153 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,351 psst! Mom. 154 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,087 Mom, is donna here? 155 00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:40,489 no. Why are we whispering? 156 00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:45,945 you tore her dress? 157 00:10:45,995 --> 00:10:49,098 Yeah, see, that would have been a really good thing to whisper! 158 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,435 All right, well, it doesn't look too bad. I think I can fix it. Put it down. I'll get my sewing box. 159 00:10:55,485 --> 00:10:56,821 Mom, thank you. 160 00:10:56,887 --> 00:10:59,139 Not on the shoe polish! 161 00:11:05,045 --> 00:11:07,731 What have you done, you bony bastards? 162 00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:12,069 Okay, okay. 163 00:11:12,135 --> 00:11:14,120 I think I can clean it, but we have to act fast. 164 00:11:14,187 --> 00:11:16,366 - Okay, go, go, go, go. - Go, go, go 165 00:11:23,113 --> 00:11:26,833 please tell me that sound was a rip in the space-time continuum. 166 00:11:33,957 --> 00:11:37,210 okay, I'm gonna need some club soda, a little lemon juice and some vodka. 167 00:11:37,277 --> 00:11:38,194 To get the stain out? 168 00:11:38,244 --> 00:11:39,596 No, to think straight. 169 00:11:40,797 --> 00:11:41,615 eric! 170 00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:43,333 Oh, my god. 171 00:11:44,651 --> 00:11:46,870 Oh, my god. Donna's coming. 172 00:11:49,556 --> 00:11:50,857 Have you seen my wedding dress? 173 00:11:50,907 --> 00:11:53,560 Whoa. You lost the wedding dress? 174 00:11:55,511 --> 00:11:58,147 What happens when we have a kid? You gonna lose that, too? 175 00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:01,902 Oh, my god. I'll find it. Don't worry. I'll find it. 176 00:12:01,952 --> 00:12:03,186 Okay. 177 00:12:04,287 --> 00:12:06,056 What is the matter with you? 178 00:12:06,089 --> 00:12:07,824 You just made her feel terrible. 179 00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:10,961 I was nervous. You know I don't know when to shut up. 180 00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:20,403 What the hell is that? 181 00:12:22,205 --> 00:12:23,289 You know, 182 00:12:24,123 --> 00:12:26,142 there is gonna be a time when you 183 00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:29,261 look back on this, and you're gonna think it's funny. 184 00:12:30,429 --> 00:12:33,750 You're gonna be single 'cause donna will never marry you, but 185 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,318 you're gonna think it's funny. 186 00:12:41,843 --> 00:12:43,712 We'll get a running start. 187 00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:46,831 And then I'll jump in 188 00:12:46,865 --> 00:12:50,501 and zoom down the hill like the bobsledders do. 189 00:12:50,902 --> 00:12:54,956 And then because this is a canoe on dirt and gravel instead of a bobsled on ice, 190 00:12:55,006 --> 00:12:57,077 bad things are gonna happen to you. 191 00:12:57,491 --> 00:13:00,028 This is why I'm a legend fez. 192 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,072 All right, kelso, 193 00:13:02,422 --> 00:13:05,075 this time you're wearing a helmet. 194 00:13:05,158 --> 00:13:10,547 Thanks, hyde, but I think I'm not gonna put on a helmet with a bunch of worms and stuff crammed inside. 195 00:13:11,114 --> 00:13:12,248 It's not a prank. 196 00:13:12,282 --> 00:13:14,951 Well, now it's not 'cause I didn't fall for it. 197 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:16,914 It finally happened. 198 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:19,332 I've become the boy who cried helmet. 199 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,001 Okay, 200 00:13:21,852 --> 00:13:22,903 on three. 201 00:13:23,687 --> 00:13:24,705 Go! 202 00:13:26,412 --> 00:13:28,027 Whoo-hoo! 203 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:36,340 holy crap! Did you see me bounce off of that tree? 204 00:13:38,258 --> 00:13:39,059 Honey, 205 00:13:39,259 --> 00:13:42,997 what is taking so long? I told you to put the dress in the wash for 20 minutes. 206 00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:45,132 Yeah, and now it's in the dryer. 207 00:13:45,382 --> 00:13:48,352 Oh, no, please tell me you just put it in. 208 00:14:06,837 --> 00:14:07,892 Okay, 209 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:08,830 okay. 210 00:14:10,932 --> 00:14:13,001 Let's look on the bright side. 211 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:18,547 Maybe gray is a more honest color for donna. 212 00:14:25,087 --> 00:14:25,855 Hi. 213 00:14:27,122 --> 00:14:28,207 Um, fez, 214 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,693 I know how you... 215 00:14:32,061 --> 00:14:34,013 how do I say this? Um.. 216 00:14:34,313 --> 00:14:37,867 I know you sometimes like to hang out in my closet. 217 00:14:40,219 --> 00:14:41,954 Yes, and... 218 00:14:45,764 --> 00:14:48,378 do you know what happened to my wedding dress? 219 00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:49,868 Uh... 220 00:14:50,435 --> 00:14:52,420 I have to go to the bathroom. 221 00:14:57,259 --> 00:15:00,495 Eric, donna wants to know what happened to her dress. 222 00:15:01,881 --> 00:15:03,799 Oh, tell her you took it. 223 00:15:03,866 --> 00:15:04,964 She'll kill me. 224 00:15:05,028 --> 00:15:06,426 She'll kill me more. 225 00:15:06,479 --> 00:15:08,015 Fine, fine. 226 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,045 But at your wedding, I want my own dance solo. 227 00:15:11,839 --> 00:15:12,265 Yeah, 228 00:15:12,773 --> 00:15:14,187 absolutely. Anything you want. 229 00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:15,784 With my own spotlight. 230 00:15:16,684 --> 00:15:17,257 Fine. 231 00:15:17,297 --> 00:15:19,432 - And a mention in the program. - Fine! 232 00:15:20,327 --> 00:15:24,598 Look, but if you don't get upstairs, there will be no wedding, which means there will be no dance solo. 233 00:15:24,865 --> 00:15:26,587 Oh, there will be a dance solo. 234 00:15:34,408 --> 00:15:35,957 I took it. 235 00:15:37,946 --> 00:15:39,187 Why? 236 00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:42,631 Uh, I forgot to go to the bathroom. 237 00:15:48,025 --> 00:15:50,107 She wants to know why. 238 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,097 Because you're a pervert. 239 00:15:54,943 --> 00:15:55,917 Hey! 240 00:15:57,465 --> 00:15:58,654 No wait. That's true. 241 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,766 I don't even have to lie. 242 00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:09,373 Because I'm a pervert. 243 00:16:13,818 --> 00:16:16,754 Fez, I'm gonna kick your ass! 244 00:16:18,035 --> 00:16:19,210 Eric! 245 00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:29,856 Oh, my god. What happened to my dress? 246 00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,845 Donna, I can explain. 247 00:16:32,365 --> 00:16:34,074 I destroyed it. 248 00:16:43,766 --> 00:16:46,542 You think maybe we're getting too old for this kind of thing? 249 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:52,212 No, you can't control the timing of when a canoe is gonna come into your life. 250 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:55,490 This is a horrible stunt. You're gonna get hurt. 251 00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:59,127 No, no, I'm driving the car. Kelso will be in the canoe. 252 00:16:59,194 --> 00:17:01,446 Oh, okay, have fun. 253 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,499 All right, kelso, listen. You gotta wear the helmet, all right? 254 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,367 Yeah, protect that face. 255 00:17:06,434 --> 00:17:08,353 That's your money. 256 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,422 No, I don't want to. 257 00:17:11,459 --> 00:17:12,825 Kelso, 258 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:16,662 you're not pulling out of this driveway until you put on a helmet. 259 00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:19,314 Fine. Everyone's against me. 260 00:17:27,101 --> 00:17:29,987 let the sparks fly! 261 00:17:32,716 --> 00:17:34,434 Whoo! 262 00:17:36,587 --> 00:17:39,272 Look at that crazy bastard. 263 00:17:39,422 --> 00:17:40,991 He may not be smart, 264 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:44,027 but he has more fun than all of us combined. 265 00:17:44,277 --> 00:17:47,280 Look, we had a guy like him in the national guard. 266 00:17:47,598 --> 00:17:48,766 Yeah, what happened to him? 267 00:17:48,932 --> 00:17:51,034 Invented the wiffle ball. 268 00:17:51,619 --> 00:17:53,754 yeaaaah! 269 00:17:56,624 --> 00:17:57,858 donna, what happened? 270 00:17:57,892 --> 00:18:01,546 It's ruined. My dress is ruined. What am I gonna do? 271 00:18:01,612 --> 00:18:05,282 It's okay, honey.I'll find you a new dress... a better dress. 272 00:18:05,349 --> 00:18:09,637 this is my greatest achievement ever! 273 00:18:11,188 --> 00:18:13,107 Dad, I love this dress. 274 00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:16,093 Some random thing off the rack just won't be the same. 275 00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:17,756 the rope broke! 276 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,625 Runaway canoe! 277 00:18:25,928 --> 00:18:27,630 yes! 278 00:18:30,082 --> 00:18:32,652 Oh, no, donna, I think I ripped your dress. 279 00:18:39,081 --> 00:18:41,684 Kitty, I think I've got it this time. 280 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,052 For my wedding present for eric, 281 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:47,289 one of my medals from the war. 282 00:18:48,757 --> 00:18:49,441 No. 283 00:18:50,876 --> 00:18:53,145 - How about my uniform from the war? - No. 284 00:18:54,245 --> 00:18:56,540 - My gun from the war? - No. 285 00:18:56,632 --> 00:18:58,466 - My boots from the war? - No. 286 00:18:58,534 --> 00:19:00,719 - My canteen from the war? - No. 287 00:19:01,112 --> 00:19:06,206 It can't be anything you had on or near you when you killed somebody. 288 00:19:07,976 --> 00:19:09,510 How about the ring my dad wore? 289 00:19:09,545 --> 00:19:11,046 Oh, that's nice. 290 00:19:11,079 --> 00:19:13,649 When he killed people in world war I. 291 00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:17,018 Well, now you're just trying to make me mad. 292 00:19:17,252 --> 00:19:18,336 Yeah, I am. 293 00:19:21,456 --> 00:19:24,492 Look, donna, I'm so sorry about what happened. 294 00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:27,997 Well, what I don't get is after the second rip and the first stain, 295 00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:30,515 why you didn't just put the dress away. 296 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:31,801 Hmm. 297 00:19:32,284 --> 00:19:34,670 Well, at that point, it had become personal. 298 00:19:35,337 --> 00:19:37,640 It was me against the dress, and, 299 00:19:37,706 --> 00:19:40,208 well, I was damned if I was gonna let the dress win. 300 00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:44,362 You know, I knew we shouldn't have broken our no-sex rule. We completely cursed ourselves. 301 00:19:44,395 --> 00:19:47,583 Okay, enough of this voodoo nonsense. 302 00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:49,450 Bad things happen 303 00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:51,770 because I am stupid. 304 00:19:53,739 --> 00:19:56,324 You're marrying a stupid guy, donna. Good luck with me. 305 00:19:59,227 --> 00:20:00,729 Here, sweetie. 306 00:20:01,213 --> 00:20:01,847 For you. 307 00:20:01,897 --> 00:20:03,716 What's this? 308 00:20:07,402 --> 00:20:09,487 Mom's wedding dress? 309 00:20:10,355 --> 00:20:11,123 Yeah. 310 00:20:11,399 --> 00:20:14,719 Swallowed a little pride and called to ask her if it would be okay. 311 00:20:14,769 --> 00:20:17,071 Yeah, but you guys haven't talked in, like, a year. 312 00:20:17,121 --> 00:20:18,640 It was a little awkward, 313 00:20:18,804 --> 00:20:21,624 especially when I said, "it's Bob." 314 00:20:23,976 --> 00:20:26,245 And she said, "Bob who?" 315 00:20:30,032 --> 00:20:30,966 I love it. 316 00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:32,484 Hey, 317 00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:34,353 looks like we kinda saved the day. 318 00:20:34,386 --> 00:20:35,421 - Don't touch me. - Okay. 319 00:20:35,471 --> 00:20:36,789 Thanks, daddy. 320 00:20:36,989 --> 00:20:39,341 Hey, anything for you, pumpkin. 321 00:20:39,659 --> 00:20:43,242 Plus, I need the room in the attic for my stuffed bobcat. 322 00:20:44,561 --> 00:20:46,596 What was I thinking?