1 00:00:02,956 --> 00:00:05,707 Guys... I have to tell you about this dream I had. 2 00:00:05,741 --> 00:00:08,627 No. Eric, I can't hear another one of your lame dreams. 3 00:00:08,677 --> 00:00:14,163 "Guys, I dreamt I was purple and I could fly and luke skywalker was my lab partner." 4 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:17,631 No. It was about donna. 5 00:00:17,793 --> 00:00:20,336 Okay, it was five years in the future. 6 00:00:20,425 --> 00:00:23,584 Five years in the future? Did you see jackie? 7 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:27,378 How's she holdin' up? Do I need to get out now? 8 00:00:27,670 --> 00:00:31,932 Hyde, in my dream, donna gave up her life plans to be with me. 9 00:00:32,049 --> 00:00:35,002 And she was so miserable, she left me. 10 00:00:35,775 --> 00:00:37,250 That's it? 11 00:00:37,334 --> 00:00:41,462 I took my feet off the table and turned slightly to the left for that? 12 00:00:43,005 --> 00:00:48,434 Look, you guys, what if I really am holding donna back.. and she just doesn't realize it yet? 13 00:00:49,415 --> 00:00:51,848 I feel like I could be ruining both of our lives. 14 00:00:51,901 --> 00:00:56,557 Eric, relax, okay? It's just a stress dream, 'cause you're gettin' married tomorrow. 15 00:00:56,598 --> 00:01:03,148 Now I had a dream last night that's worth telling. Okay, donna was in a wet t-shirt contest... 16 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:12,202 No, I can't. Forget it. It's too dirty. 17 00:01:13,793 --> 00:01:15,229 So who's gonna be your best man? 18 00:01:15,269 --> 00:01:19,148 Oh, you know what? Why don't you guys just decide who my best man is? 19 00:01:19,282 --> 00:01:24,933 Whoa, you want us to choose? Well, if that's not an invitation to dress a dog up in a tuxedo, 20 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,284 I don't know what it is. 21 00:01:27,753 --> 00:01:30,987 All right. If anyone should be the best man, it's me. 22 00:01:31,068 --> 00:01:33,887 I'm gonna be a father, so I really need the money. 23 00:01:34,988 --> 00:01:37,727 You don't get paid to be the best man. 24 00:01:37,767 --> 00:01:41,499 You do it for the satisfaction of nailing the hottest bridesmaid. 25 00:01:41,552 --> 00:01:43,216 It's in the bible. 26 00:01:43,767 --> 00:01:46,893 Well, I can't do that, 'cause I'm bringin' brooke. 27 00:01:47,015 --> 00:01:49,567 Yeah, we're getting pretty serious. 28 00:01:49,714 --> 00:01:54,009 Girls, man.. you get 'em pregnant, they get all clingy. 29 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:07,255 hey, on earth, green means go! 30 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:18,605 Gosh, I didn't know they let brain-dead morons drive cars. 31 00:02:18,645 --> 00:02:22,793 And I didn't know they let brain-dead morons into the police academy. 32 00:02:22,859 --> 00:02:25,155 Oh, they do! 33 00:02:26,457 --> 00:02:27,236 Brooke? 34 00:02:30,363 --> 00:02:33,893 Hi, michael. This is my mother. 35 00:02:35,987 --> 00:02:41,046 Yeah, we.. we met. It didn't go very well. 36 00:02:45,019 --> 00:02:48,106 That 70's Show - Saison 6 - Episode 2q "Going Mobile" 37 00:02:48,188 --> 00:02:51,392 Corrections par Guzo Synchro par Kiff 38 00:02:51,455 --> 00:02:54,743 www.forom.com 39 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:58,052 Merci à Raceman 40 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:24,301 Here she is. 41 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:28,827 Welcome, or as I like to say, happy trailers to you. 42 00:03:30,370 --> 00:03:32,548 A trailer. 43 00:03:32,823 --> 00:03:35,851 Well, son, you finally made it. 44 00:03:35,981 --> 00:03:39,183 Well, and.. and.. and just look at all the nature. 45 00:03:39,259 --> 00:03:44,280 I mean, right in your front yard, you have a beautiful apple core. 46 00:03:45,008 --> 00:03:47,922 Donna... don't take offense, but 47 00:03:47,974 --> 00:03:50,134 a trailer? I think you could do better. 48 00:03:50,212 --> 00:03:53,205 Oh, that's funny. I was just thinking so could my dad. 49 00:03:53,309 --> 00:03:57,654 Hey, watch it, donna. She's wrong, pammy. I can't do better than you. 50 00:03:57,706 --> 00:04:00,411 I've tried and failed on several occasions. 51 00:04:00,463 --> 00:04:05,900 Oh, bobby. Oh, I think I hear a chicken. I'll be in the car. 52 00:04:05,978 --> 00:04:07,722 I'll go with you. 53 00:04:07,825 --> 00:04:12,386 We're in the honeymoon stage where she doesn't mind if I get handsy. 54 00:04:18,243 --> 00:04:19,388 Well, 55 00:04:19,986 --> 00:04:22,822 I think this place is great. 56 00:04:22,874 --> 00:04:29,040 You can just drive your car right up to it, and then you have a walk-in closet. 57 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,979 And look at our teeny, tiny bathroom. 58 00:04:32,057 --> 00:04:35,934 Eric, can I talk to you privately in the living roo.. 59 00:04:36,766 --> 00:04:39,316 .. the, uh, dining... 60 00:04:39,394 --> 00:04:42,386 .. the left front quadrant? 61 00:04:45,581 --> 00:04:47,272 Son... 62 00:04:47,376 --> 00:04:50,420 living here is a real bad idea. 63 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:54,088 There's no privacy. Where will you hide if donna has a chore for you? 64 00:04:54,166 --> 00:04:56,819 You'll have to dive under the trailer. 65 00:04:57,001 --> 00:05:00,409 Honey, would you help me unload some groceries from the car? 66 00:05:00,488 --> 00:05:05,716 See what I mean? I'm cornered, like an animal.. Coming, honey. 67 00:05:06,471 --> 00:05:09,905 Your life is gonna be a living hell. 68 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:18,730 So... home sweet home. 69 00:05:19,225 --> 00:05:21,124 Yeah. 70 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,584 Hey, donna, um... hey... 71 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:29,032 Um, don't take this the wrong way, but... 72 00:05:29,891 --> 00:05:32,403 is this really what we want? 73 00:05:32,585 --> 00:05:35,082 What? Of course it is. 74 00:05:35,264 --> 00:05:36,357 Why? 75 00:05:36,409 --> 00:05:39,790 I don't know. I just... you know, it's such a big step. And, 76 00:05:39,869 --> 00:05:42,471 I just really want to make sure this is what we want, what you want. 77 00:05:42,523 --> 00:05:45,228 Eric, the life I want is with you. 78 00:05:45,437 --> 00:05:46,997 I love you. 79 00:05:47,205 --> 00:05:50,510 Yeah, I know, but.. wait a minute. 80 00:05:51,238 --> 00:05:53,943 This isn't about this place. This is about me. 81 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:56,389 No. Are you having doubts about me? 82 00:05:56,441 --> 00:06:01,669 Because if you are, tell me now. Don't wait, like, ten years from now when we're both too fat to get dates. 83 00:06:01,748 --> 00:06:07,185 No, no, no, forget it. I'm happy. I'm happy, happy, happy, happy. 84 00:06:07,310 --> 00:06:09,412 Okay, now you're saying "happy" way too much. 85 00:06:09,468 --> 00:06:11,765 Uh, because I'm very happy. 86 00:06:11,815 --> 00:06:16,821 If I were less happy, I'd say it less. I think that's how language works, donna. 87 00:06:17,992 --> 00:06:19,371 Okay. 88 00:06:19,803 --> 00:06:21,968 I'm gonna go pump out the toilet. 89 00:06:29,424 --> 00:06:31,671 So forman nixed our best man idea. 90 00:06:31,754 --> 00:06:35,984 Apparently you wearing a giant trench coat and standing on my shoulders isn't classy. 91 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:40,996 Not classy? Did you tell him I'll be wearing a plastic flower that sprays water? 92 00:06:42,545 --> 00:06:45,292 So let's just do rock, paper, scissors to see who the best man is, all right? 93 00:06:45,358 --> 00:06:48,588 No, no, no, no. I hate that game. I always lose. 94 00:06:49,377 --> 00:06:51,725 'Cause you always pick rock. 95 00:06:52,374 --> 00:06:54,771 That's because nothing beats rock. 96 00:06:55,570 --> 00:06:57,668 Paper beats rock. Those are the rules. 97 00:06:57,735 --> 00:06:59,633 Eh, not buying it. 98 00:07:01,182 --> 00:07:04,490 Fine. We'll play a new game. How about 99 00:07:05,278 --> 00:07:09,173 cockroach, foot, nuclear bomb? 100 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:13,484 Foot squashes cockroach. 101 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:17,397 Nuclear bomb... blows up foot. 102 00:07:17,879 --> 00:07:20,084 And cockroach... 103 00:07:20,676 --> 00:07:23,174 survives nuclear bomb. 104 00:07:24,073 --> 00:07:26,654 Oh, that's great. 105 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:30,001 I'll be nuclear bomb. Nothing beats nuclear bomb. 106 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:34,782 I just told you, cockroach beats nuclear bomb. 107 00:07:35,113 --> 00:07:37,044 Oh, we'll see about that. 108 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:40,491 Laurie, 109 00:07:40,606 --> 00:07:44,519 it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride in a wedding dress. Make sure eric doesn't come in. 110 00:07:44,569 --> 00:07:46,700 What, you want laurie to guard the door? 111 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:50,047 She's never kept a man out of anywhere in her entire life. 112 00:07:51,213 --> 00:07:53,244 That is not true. 113 00:07:53,943 --> 00:07:55,924 Jackie, watch the door. 114 00:07:57,457 --> 00:08:01,768 So... donna, rehearsal dinner tonight, wedding tomorrow, you excited? 115 00:08:01,819 --> 00:08:04,317 Um, actually, I'm a little nervous. 116 00:08:04,366 --> 00:08:06,630 Oh, that's just cold feet. 117 00:08:06,663 --> 00:08:08,162 Yeah, but here's the thing— 118 00:08:08,229 --> 00:08:11,675 whenever anyone's nervous about marriage, everyone says it's just cold feet. 119 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:16,803 But half of all marriage send in divorce, so half of those people getting married should have cold feet. 120 00:08:17,053 --> 00:08:20,882 But by the time they realize their feet were right, it's too late. 121 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:22,882 Too late! 122 00:08:23,601 --> 00:08:27,414 How do I know what to do? There is no answer! 123 00:08:27,547 --> 00:08:29,413 I can't breathe. 124 00:08:30,961 --> 00:08:33,092 How you feel is totally normal. 125 00:08:33,142 --> 00:08:38,836 A lot of the guys that I'm dating were nervous before their weddings, but now they're all happily married. 126 00:08:41,194 --> 00:08:43,874 You do make a mother proud. 127 00:08:45,989 --> 00:08:46,971 Ready? 128 00:08:47,549 --> 00:08:49,129 One, two, three. 129 00:08:50,911 --> 00:08:55,629 Cockroach beats nuclear bomb. That is 38 wins in a row. 130 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,941 I think it's safe to say that I'm the best man. 131 00:09:00,052 --> 00:09:03,049 No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I just noticed something. 132 00:09:03,222 --> 00:09:06,151 Cockroach always wins. 133 00:09:07,051 --> 00:09:09,399 One more time, for all the marbles. 134 00:09:10,298 --> 00:09:13,612 Fine. One, two, three. 135 00:09:14,311 --> 00:09:17,341 Foot, I forgot about foot. 136 00:09:17,940 --> 00:09:20,620 So foot always wins. 137 00:09:21,653 --> 00:09:25,990 One more time. Winner, best man, period. 138 00:09:26,839 --> 00:09:29,020 One, two, three. 139 00:09:31,002 --> 00:09:35,340 Bomb? Nuclear bomb beat foot. It's like everything in this game loses to something else! 140 00:09:36,454 --> 00:09:38,303 Yes, it's exactly like that. 141 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,218 Wait, except... 142 00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:42,216 aha. 143 00:09:43,065 --> 00:09:45,046 I was so blind. 144 00:09:46,944 --> 00:09:49,938 Nuclear bomb beats everything. 145 00:09:50,191 --> 00:09:53,228 One more time, winner take all. 146 00:09:54,044 --> 00:09:56,192 One, two, three. 147 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:02,768 I'm going home. 148 00:10:14,585 --> 00:10:15,718 Boy, 149 00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:21,445 wish I had a dollar for every awkward lunch I've had with my mom and a strange guy that knocked me up. 150 00:10:25,989 --> 00:10:28,237 come on, guys, we have to get past this. 151 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,784 - The baby's coming in a month. - Oh, 152 00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:37,775 and michael's willing to wait that long. I'm surprised he doesn't just honk his horn and try to scare it out in a week. 153 00:10:38,641 --> 00:10:42,121 Hey, if I wanted to scare a baby, I wouldn't honk. 154 00:10:42,637 --> 00:10:45,784 I'd wear a mask and make ghost sounds. 155 00:10:48,249 --> 00:10:50,696 You were still rude. 156 00:10:50,912 --> 00:10:56,510 I think it's common courtesy to wait 30 seconds at a green light before honking. 157 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,323 Pass the rolls, please. 158 00:11:01,055 --> 00:11:02,970 Pass the rolls, please. 159 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:08,282 I will, but I feel it's common courtesy to wait 30 seconds before passing the rolls. 160 00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:13,311 Hey, I just remembered there's another room here. 161 00:11:15,643 --> 00:11:19,040 So, michael, I haven't told brooke yet, 162 00:11:19,106 --> 00:11:23,780 but I'm here to take her home to chicago to have the baby and live with me. 163 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:27,430 What? No, but I'm not in chicago. 164 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:31,308 That's its major attraction. 165 00:11:32,907 --> 00:11:37,086 Oh, yeah? Well, what about the lake? 166 00:11:42,521 --> 00:11:44,725 Jackie, do you think eric and I are making a mistake? 167 00:11:44,757 --> 00:11:46,717 You are. 168 00:11:47,294 --> 00:11:50,758 But eric's just praying this whole thing goes through before you notice. 169 00:11:51,730 --> 00:11:57,305 No, I'm serious. Up until now, everything in our relationship has been really great.. 170 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,751 our first date, our first kiss, 171 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,308 even getting engaged. 172 00:12:03,762 --> 00:12:06,745 But now, in the pit of my stomach, I feel really sick. 173 00:12:06,812 --> 00:12:10,209 Come on, donna, you and eric are meant to be together. 174 00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:13,805 You're like a fat girl and a cat. It just works, you know? 175 00:12:15,057 --> 00:12:17,148 Oh, come on. 176 00:12:17,707 --> 00:12:20,454 All right, look, I'm gonna go pick up my dress. 177 00:12:20,504 --> 00:12:23,834 And I'm gonna try not to look prettier than you, but I can't promise. 178 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:40,295 Oh, god, I can't do this. 179 00:12:47,563 --> 00:12:50,087 Okay, let's get a picture of the wedding party. 180 00:12:52,662 --> 00:12:56,512 Oh, mom, would you fix your top? This isn't "playboy." 181 00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:59,582 She's fine. Don't fuss with her. 182 00:13:01,637 --> 00:13:04,629 Kitty, correct me if I'm wrong, 183 00:13:04,707 --> 00:13:10,285 but at a wedding rehearsal, isn't it tradition for the bride and groom to.. well, you know, 184 00:13:10,337 --> 00:13:12,159 show up? 185 00:13:12,341 --> 00:13:15,775 Red, they will show up. Everything is just fine. 186 00:13:15,853 --> 00:13:18,376 Eric better have a good reason for being late. 187 00:13:18,442 --> 00:13:22,538 There's only two acceptable excuses for tardiness in a pinciotti household. 188 00:13:22,588 --> 00:13:25,952 One.. traffic was terrible. 189 00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:29,927 Two.. I should have left earlier, but I was doin' somethin'. 190 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,918 Well, donna's not here either. Oh, 191 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,894 maybe her new house ran out of gas. 192 00:13:36,519 --> 00:13:39,328 I'm sorry I'm late. Oh, good, 193 00:13:39,390 --> 00:13:44,942 They're here. I told you everything would be fine. Eric and donna are here. 194 00:13:45,035 --> 00:13:47,921 What? No, eric's not with me. 195 00:13:48,608 --> 00:13:50,356 He's not here? 196 00:13:50,399 --> 00:13:53,459 Oh, maybe he's stuck in traffic. 197 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:59,203 What traffic? 90% of this town's population is in this room. 198 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,603 Look, you can't take brooke to chicago. 199 00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:08,058 We're gonna raise our baby together... here, 200 00:14:08,141 --> 00:14:11,534 - Okay? We had it all figured out. - Oh, really? 201 00:14:11,638 --> 00:14:14,322 So where were you going to live? 202 00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:19,860 Are you planning to get married? And who's gonna stay home with the baby? 203 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,503 No, tha.. 204 00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:28,122 we figured out other stuff, 205 00:14:28,997 --> 00:14:33,304 like she's gonna be the one that does the breast-feeding. 206 00:14:34,199 --> 00:14:39,814 And then if someone needs to go bowling, I'll do it. 207 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:45,018 Now I appreciate your concern, but I'm gonna do what's best for my kid. 208 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:50,324 Well, then think, michael. You're going away to the police academy for the next six months. 209 00:14:50,408 --> 00:14:54,029 You don't have the time to help brooke raise a baby. I do, 210 00:14:54,091 --> 00:15:00,168 and I have a house and a backyard and an extra bedroom, and I love brooke more than anything in the world. 211 00:15:00,225 --> 00:15:03,555 How can that not be what's best for her? 212 00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:08,863 So, um... 213 00:15:08,926 --> 00:15:12,276 how's the big argument going? 214 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,475 All right, brooke, um... 215 00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:26,503 your mom and I thought that, um... 216 00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:31,519 maybe since I'm gonna be at police academy, that 217 00:15:31,603 --> 00:15:34,871 you might wanna have the baby in chicago. 218 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:39,495 You know, just so you have your mom there. 219 00:15:39,558 --> 00:15:41,056 Just for now. 220 00:15:42,055 --> 00:15:47,571 Oh, my god, michael. Thank you so much. 221 00:15:47,654 --> 00:15:51,150 I'll come visit, and it'll be great. 222 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,565 What do you know? 223 00:15:53,898 --> 00:15:56,041 You're a gentleman. 224 00:15:56,812 --> 00:15:58,914 And your daughter's a lady, 225 00:15:59,038 --> 00:16:03,742 all except for the bathroom sex that resulted in our child. 226 00:16:08,591 --> 00:16:12,598 Kitty, eric is over two hours late. Let's go home. 227 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:18,238 He's not late, mr. Forman. He didn't show up because he doesn't want to marry me. 228 00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:21,193 Hey, you don't know that. 229 00:16:21,651 --> 00:16:25,397 Maybe he's just playing hard to get. 230 00:16:26,997 --> 00:16:30,389 I'm gonna make him pay for this. I'm not strong, 231 00:16:30,452 --> 00:16:33,449 but I know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally. 232 00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:36,342 I can vouch for that. 233 00:16:36,842 --> 00:16:42,190 Okay, okay. Let's just.. let's turn those frowns upside down. I know. 234 00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:46,123 I know. We'll all go back to my house and enjoy the mexican fiesta I prepared. 235 00:16:46,207 --> 00:16:51,202 I probably won't serve the tiny wedding cakes, since nobody's getting married. 236 00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:54,748 But there are three kinds of burritos. 237 00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:59,847 Donna, in troubled times like this, 238 00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:05,404 I have a friend I like to turn to.. gooseberry gloss lipstick. 239 00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:10,087 Nobody can feel sad with full, juicy, red lips. 240 00:17:10,149 --> 00:17:16,685 Okay, no offense, but I don't think your lipstick is gonna help me, because I am not a superficial jerk! 241 00:17:21,451 --> 00:17:23,324 Better. 242 00:17:25,447 --> 00:17:27,465 How could eric do this to me? 243 00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:31,960 I mean, what kind of a horrible person skips out on someone they've known their whole life? 244 00:17:32,023 --> 00:17:35,079 I mean, someone they're supposed to love? 245 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:40,365 Uh-huh. Um, donna, why is your suitcase in the backseat? 246 00:17:40,428 --> 00:17:46,526 Huh? Oh, I was just.. I don't know. I thought may.. Hey, I showed up, okay? 247 00:17:53,178 --> 00:17:56,175 what the hell are we gonna do with all these bride and groom cookies? 248 00:17:56,237 --> 00:17:58,006 Give me the groom. 249 00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:08,727 Well, did you find eric? 250 00:18:08,768 --> 00:18:13,136 No, and the cruiser's gone. I also noticed that he took his retainer. 251 00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:17,366 So it's probably gonna be an overnighter. 252 00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:20,488 And I couldn't find him either. 253 00:18:20,592 --> 00:18:25,170 I followed a trail of candy wrappers, and it just circled back around to me. 254 00:18:26,289 --> 00:18:29,802 Donna, I know how difficult this is for you. 255 00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:34,354 Now I've been with a lot of men in my life.. rich men, poor men.. 256 00:18:34,432 --> 00:18:37,153 well, not poor, 257 00:18:37,476 --> 00:18:40,051 upper middle-class. 258 00:18:40,909 --> 00:18:47,023 My point is, none of them ever loved me the way I know eric loves you. 259 00:18:47,153 --> 00:18:51,614 Well, thanks, pamela, but if eric loved me, he'd be here right now. 260 00:18:52,212 --> 00:18:54,632 Oh, hey, kitty, 261 00:18:54,762 --> 00:18:58,795 listen, I think I'm just gonna take donna home and call it a night. 262 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,564 Oh, don't you dare. 263 00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:06,469 We need to act like everything is normal. Keep the party going. Keep donna happy. Didn't you have a speech to give? 264 00:19:06,577 --> 00:19:09,964 - Kitty, I don't think it's still appropriate.. - Okay, bob's got a speech. 265 00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:14,147 Everybody, listen to bob's speech. Speech! Speech! 266 00:19:14,189 --> 00:19:19,559 I guess I could change a few things as I go along. 267 00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:24,734 "To the lovely bride and the handsome bride..." 268 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:30,810 "I know that one of you will make yourself very happy." 269 00:19:31,393 --> 00:19:36,622 "Your life will surely be enriched by all the time you spend with... 270 00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:39,295 .. alone.. 271 00:19:39,298 --> 00:19:47,570 "You are truly one soul becoming one joined... alone forever." 272 00:19:48,069 --> 00:19:51,670 "So I don't look at this as the day I lose a daughter." 273 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,500 "I look at this as the day I gain... 274 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,038 .. nobody." 275 00:19:57,101 --> 00:19:59,016 Salut. 276 00:20:10,407 --> 00:20:12,113 Hello. 277 00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:16,816 Yeah, we kinda figured. 278 00:20:17,203 --> 00:20:18,851 Uh-huh. 279 00:20:19,846 --> 00:20:23,177 Well, do you wanna talk to her? She sittin' right here. 280 00:20:24,051 --> 00:20:25,550 Okay. 281 00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,622 Wrong number. 282 00:20:35,244 --> 00:20:38,119 Hyde, what did he say? 283 00:20:38,262 --> 00:20:41,820 - He said he's really sorry. - He's sorry? 284 00:20:42,591 --> 00:20:46,483 He left me the day before our wedding, and he's sorry? 285 00:20:46,566 --> 00:20:48,772 What.. what does that mean? 286 00:20:48,897 --> 00:20:51,041 It means he's not coming. 287 00:20:51,687 --> 00:20:56,702 Not tonight, not to the wedding. He's gone. 288 00:21:00,198 --> 00:21:05,610 Man, I am glad to be here. I have had a rough day. 289 00:21:05,859 --> 00:21:13,352 Being around all this love and happiness oughta cheer me right up. I mean, this is a happy day. Look at all the love. 290 00:21:14,722 --> 00:21:17,408 Wait, hey, where's eric? 291 00:21:24,151 --> 00:21:27,237 I can't believe forman took off, man. That's not like him at all. 292 00:21:27,278 --> 00:21:30,067 Usually he ruins things by staying. 293 00:21:30,203 --> 00:21:36,124 - So, steven, you know, since the church is booked already, you think maybe we... - No! -... Oh, come on! 294 00:21:36,186 --> 00:21:42,271 Look, eric jilts donna and all you guys can talk about is yourselves. Well, there are bigger issues here, people. 295 00:21:42,313 --> 00:21:45,206 Donna is single. Whoo-hoo! 296 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:49,202 Wait a minute. I get it now. Cockroach beats everything. 297 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:53,427 Let's play, and I warn you, I'm going to be cockroach.