1 00:00:24,032 --> 00:00:24,762 What? 2 00:00:24,923 --> 00:00:27,584 I'm starting to notice something about you. 3 00:00:27,768 --> 00:00:30,166 You're still here! 4 00:00:30,757 --> 00:00:33,129 What your father means is 5 00:00:33,289 --> 00:00:36,361 you haven't seemed like yourself since you called off the wedding. 6 00:00:36,521 --> 00:00:38,560 No, what I mean is... 7 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,414 get out! 8 00:00:40,575 --> 00:00:44,497 Well, I'm sorry. It's only been a week. It was kind of traumatic, you know? 9 00:00:44,657 --> 00:00:46,363 Last night I only slept, like, 10 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:48,841 nine hours. 11 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:52,161 Honey, we just.. we want to know what your plans are. 12 00:00:52,321 --> 00:00:54,573 I would have waited until next week to ask you, 13 00:00:54,732 --> 00:00:59,818 but apparently some people agree to things and then just do whatever they want. 14 00:01:00,288 --> 00:01:03,212 I've got some questions, I want answers. 15 00:01:03,372 --> 00:01:05,476 What are you doing about moving out? 16 00:01:05,636 --> 00:01:07,100 I don't know. 17 00:01:07,261 --> 00:01:08,452 About donna? 18 00:01:08,613 --> 00:01:09,613 I don't know. 19 00:01:09,773 --> 00:01:11,979 Your job? 20 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:14,185 I don't know. 21 00:01:14,346 --> 00:01:15,593 Your future? 22 00:01:15,753 --> 00:01:19,451 Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and hit you with an... 23 00:01:19,812 --> 00:01:21,666 I don't know. 24 00:01:21,827 --> 00:01:24,145 Then no food for you. 25 00:01:24,528 --> 00:01:25,089 What? 26 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:28,561 Red, he's so skinny. Just take away his car. 27 00:01:29,605 --> 00:01:30,591 No. 28 00:01:30,751 --> 00:01:32,899 I'm trying to teach the boy responsibility. 29 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:36,542 I want a plan out of you by tonight or no dinner, either. 30 00:01:36,702 --> 00:01:39,230 Dad, that's no... Wait, mom, what's for dinner? 31 00:01:40,532 --> 00:01:42,929 Fried chicken. - Oh, come on! 32 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,481 Steven? 33 00:01:45,641 --> 00:01:47,697 When are you moving out? - Soon. 34 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,230 How's your girlfriend? - Shallow as hell. 35 00:01:51,190 --> 00:01:52,317 Job? - Dead end. 36 00:01:52,478 --> 00:01:53,479 Future? - Bleak. 37 00:01:53,639 --> 00:01:55,957 Kitty, feed the boy. 38 00:01:58,533 --> 00:02:01,607 Saison 7 Episode 01 Time is on my side 39 00:02:01,768 --> 00:02:04,954 Corrections par Guzo 40 00:02:05,115 --> 00:02:08,168 www.forom.com 41 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:11,437 Merci à Raceman 42 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:39,297 Donna, you hair is gonna look so fabulous. 43 00:02:39,457 --> 00:02:41,777 It's weird. I actually feel different. 44 00:02:41,938 --> 00:02:45,415 Well, now that you're not getting married you have to re-energize yourself spiritually 45 00:02:45,575 --> 00:02:48,552 And making superficial changes, this is the best way to do that. 46 00:02:50,351 --> 00:02:52,748 Hello.. - Beurk. 47 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,278 Oh, come on.. A sweater vest? 48 00:02:57,626 --> 00:03:01,359 Jackie, if you don't have anything nice to say, just don't say anything at all. 49 00:03:01,519 --> 00:03:04,951 Well, if I followed that rule I'd never speak again! 50 00:03:06,002 --> 00:03:07,647 Yeah, it's kinda the idea. 51 00:03:07,808 --> 00:03:10,126 Okay, okay, I'm going. 52 00:03:10,887 --> 00:03:13,584 You look like a circus poodle! 53 00:03:15,822 --> 00:03:18,220 Hey, So uh... 54 00:03:18,686 --> 00:03:21,583 Look, I think we need to talk.. about.. 55 00:03:21,849 --> 00:03:24,613 us.. since the.. 56 00:03:24,979 --> 00:03:28,704 Matrimonial incident. I mean, we've seen each other but.. 57 00:03:28,864 --> 00:03:30,327 We haven't really talked about anything. 58 00:03:30,488 --> 00:03:32,507 Yeah but it's been nice right? 59 00:03:32,668 --> 00:03:34,555 I mean I'm sick of talking about us.. 60 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:37,636 And I'm not mad because you were right. I mean, we were about to make... 61 00:03:37,797 --> 00:03:39,368 A huge mistake. 62 00:03:39,528 --> 00:03:42,129 I can't live in a trailer with you. 63 00:03:43,577 --> 00:03:46,418 I'd hear you going to the bathroom. 64 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:48,567 Yes, I had thought about that. 65 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,595 I was only gonna go in a bottle after you were asleep, so... 66 00:03:52,894 --> 00:03:56,466 See, remember when our relationship was the most fun thing in our lives? 67 00:03:56,626 --> 00:03:58,771 And now we put all this pressure on it. 68 00:03:58,932 --> 00:04:02,582 I wish we could just, you know hang out without all that stuff. 69 00:04:05,113 --> 00:04:07,510 Holy mother of God. 70 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:09,128 Do you like it? 71 00:04:09,289 --> 00:04:11,393 Are you kidding, yes! 72 00:04:11,553 --> 00:04:14,149 It's good. I think it's like a sign that you're.. 73 00:04:14,309 --> 00:04:15,471 Loosening up, 74 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:19,465 Like maybe now you might like that thing I try in bed that makes you mad. 75 00:04:20,614 --> 00:04:23,007 I won't. 76 00:04:23,167 --> 00:04:25,157 I'll still try. 77 00:04:25,318 --> 00:04:28,795 See, this is great. Your perviness is our biggest problem now. 78 00:04:28,956 --> 00:04:32,988 just like the old days. - yes, exactly. 79 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:35,144 See, we should just hang out. 80 00:04:35,305 --> 00:04:36,458 You know, 81 00:04:36,619 --> 00:04:38,157 Get back in touch with ourselves 82 00:04:38,318 --> 00:04:40,238 that sounds dirty. Is it dirty? - no, 83 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:43,668 I'm serious. I have a plan. 84 00:04:43,829 --> 00:04:47,498 You have a plan? Perfect. I need a plan. What's your plan? 85 00:04:47,658 --> 00:04:50,073 I'm gonna deejay at the radio station full-time 86 00:04:50,233 --> 00:04:52,552 And rededicate myself to feminism. 87 00:04:52,712 --> 00:04:54,391 At the radio station? 88 00:04:54,551 --> 00:04:57,868 Is that... What, are you Gonna play more heart? 89 00:04:58,301 --> 00:05:00,368 And other stuff. 90 00:05:00,528 --> 00:05:02,415 Maybe some benatar. 91 00:05:02,576 --> 00:05:03,247 Wow. 92 00:05:03,407 --> 00:05:06,237 Whatever. I'm blonde now. I can do what I want. 93 00:05:13,054 --> 00:05:14,867 Hello. 94 00:05:15,028 --> 00:05:16,427 Oh-ho, 95 00:05:16,588 --> 00:05:18,360 What are you doing With that sandwich? 96 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,447 I thought that we established That you needed a plan. 97 00:05:21,607 --> 00:05:24,318 Oh, I've got a plan. 98 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:27,826 Donna is gonna work full-time At the radio station and 99 00:05:27,987 --> 00:05:30,324 Rededicate herself to feminism. 100 00:05:31,589 --> 00:05:33,014 Feminists... 101 00:05:33,175 --> 00:05:36,840 Equal pay's fine, but Put a little lipstick on. 102 00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:40,809 Whatever. 103 00:05:40,970 --> 00:05:43,354 Anyway, that's the plan. We came up with it this morning. 104 00:05:43,514 --> 00:05:45,798 That's donna's plan. 105 00:05:45,959 --> 00:05:47,989 What's your plan? 106 00:05:48,150 --> 00:05:50,453 My plan... 107 00:05:50,614 --> 00:05:52,998 Is to support donna's plan. 108 00:05:54,726 --> 00:05:57,124 Thought you had me there, didn't you? 109 00:05:58,296 --> 00:06:00,412 get out. - fine, 110 00:06:00,573 --> 00:06:02,397 But know this... 111 00:06:02,558 --> 00:06:05,143 I will have my fried chicken. 112 00:06:10,188 --> 00:06:12,331 How come you're making So many sandwiches? 113 00:06:12,492 --> 00:06:14,810 Bulking up for the winter? 114 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:19,737 No, no, no, 115 00:06:19,898 --> 00:06:22,508 I... I didn't mean it like that. 116 00:06:23,042 --> 00:06:24,879 No, see, it's like 117 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,570 You're the mama bear, 118 00:06:26,731 --> 00:06:28,702 And I'm the papa bear. 119 00:06:28,863 --> 00:06:31,181 We're bears. 120 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:34,990 Fine. We're not bears. 121 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,158 I'm sorry. 122 00:06:40,903 --> 00:06:48,508 I made so many sandwiches, not because I am a fat prehibernation bear, 123 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:55,322 But because bob is coming over for lunch, and since He is still dating pam and midge like some kind of gigolo, 124 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:58,976 I didn't know how much food I would need. 125 00:06:59,958 --> 00:07:04,183 Hey, everybody, I think you know My date and former wife midge. 126 00:07:04,342 --> 00:07:06,320 Bob, they know me. 127 00:07:06,481 --> 00:07:08,799 It's me. Midge! 128 00:07:09,398 --> 00:07:11,899 So does this mean you two Are back together? 129 00:07:12,059 --> 00:07:17,706 Well, we've been talking things over, and We're pretty close to working things out. 130 00:07:18,555 --> 00:07:20,522 What is going on here? 131 00:07:20,683 --> 00:07:23,583 pam! - back off. He's mine. 132 00:07:24,217 --> 00:07:28,066 That is not what you said To me in bed last night. 133 00:07:28,227 --> 00:07:32,575 Well, you should have heard what He said to me last night in the hot tub. 134 00:07:34,224 --> 00:07:38,628 You told me that you got up To get an ice cream cone 135 00:07:42,974 --> 00:07:46,637 I don't know why you're upset. I wasn't gone that long. 136 00:07:53,503 --> 00:07:58,414 All right! Eric traded in Donna for a hot blonde. 137 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:01,865 Oh, crap! 138 00:08:03,446 --> 00:08:05,844 She looks exactly like donna! 139 00:08:07,492 --> 00:08:09,890 It is donna, you ding-dong, 140 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:13,526 Only now she lets forman do That thing he's been trying. 141 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,357 eric! - hyde... 142 00:08:16,923 --> 00:08:19,320 I said maybe. 143 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:24,558 Your hair is beautiful. I want to touch it. 144 00:08:27,755 --> 00:08:30,005 Hey, I can do this all day. 145 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:32,483 Okay, fine. 146 00:08:35,230 --> 00:08:36,231 What, you don't like it? 147 00:08:36,392 --> 00:08:40,477 I like my women like I like my wine— Red and full of alcohol. 148 00:08:41,410 --> 00:08:44,926 Whatever. When I was a redhead, at the Bakery, they'd give me a free doughnut. 149 00:08:45,087 --> 00:08:46,774 But as a blonde... 150 00:08:46,935 --> 00:08:49,172 Apple fritter. 151 00:08:49,332 --> 00:08:51,369 So I'm gonna stay blonde for awhile, 152 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,848 And I'm gonna go to the bakery. 153 00:08:55,529 --> 00:08:57,363 You're a lucky man, forman. 154 00:08:57,524 --> 00:08:59,029 Not only is donna not mad, 155 00:08:59,189 --> 00:09:03,305 But as a bonus, she's fixed Herself up all whorey. 156 00:09:04,387 --> 00:09:06,591 And I have an announcement. 157 00:09:06,752 --> 00:09:09,572 Donna and I have decided we're not Talking about our relationship anymore. 158 00:09:09,733 --> 00:09:12,067 hooray! - bravo! - mazel tov! 159 00:09:12,316 --> 00:09:16,424 Finally, we'll have some time to talk About things that I want to talk about. 160 00:09:16,584 --> 00:09:19,226 Number one... Cocoa butter. 161 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:23,422 It doesn't taste like cocoa or butter. 162 00:09:24,338 --> 00:09:28,237 It's gonna be so great to be with donna Without all the talking and the decisions 163 00:09:28,398 --> 00:09:31,626 And the labels. You know, am I your fiancé? You know, am I your boyfriend? 164 00:09:31,786 --> 00:09:34,853 Hey, wait a minute. Are you and donna Boyfriend and girlfriend or not? 165 00:09:35,014 --> 00:09:37,300 No, I'm saying why put labels on it? 166 00:09:37,461 --> 00:09:40,364 Are you dating, or can You see other people? 167 00:09:40,524 --> 00:09:41,762 Why are you so interested? 168 00:09:41,923 --> 00:09:44,975 he's trying to figure out if he can nail donna. - hyde! 169 00:09:45,939 --> 00:09:48,936 Let me build up to it. Damn! 170 00:09:50,934 --> 00:09:53,312 So can I? 171 00:09:53,473 --> 00:09:55,055 No. 172 00:09:55,215 --> 00:09:57,533 Thanks for nothing, hyde. 173 00:09:58,016 --> 00:10:01,491 Eric, you really got it made with donna.. No responsibilities, no plans. 174 00:10:01,651 --> 00:10:03,546 What a great way to live your life. 175 00:10:03,707 --> 00:10:06,508 You know what? That is A great way to live your life. 176 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:11,339 Hey, you know what, you guys? I've figured Out what I'm gonna do this year. 177 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:15,399 You're gonna be the first person To put on my human firecracker suit. 178 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:18,591 No, I'm talking... Wait, What is a firecracker suit? 179 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,279 Right, so it's this suit that— 180 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,361 Wait. 181 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,840 You have to agree To wear it before I tell you. 182 00:10:27,087 --> 00:10:29,485 I'm intrigued. We'll talk more later. 183 00:10:29,835 --> 00:10:33,903 You guys, my dad said I had to have A plan this year, and now I have it. 184 00:10:34,252 --> 00:10:36,983 I'm gonna take the year off. 185 00:10:40,047 --> 00:10:43,210 Isn't that what elvis said right Before he died on the toilet? 186 00:10:43,946 --> 00:10:46,888 No, you guys, seriously, Look, rich kids do it, right? 187 00:10:47,048 --> 00:10:51,791 After high school, they take a year off, go to europe, Figure out what they're gonna do. I'm gonna do exactly that.. 188 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,652 Just go nowhere and do nothing. 189 00:10:55,951 --> 00:10:57,251 So you're gonna be a bum. 190 00:10:57,412 --> 00:11:00,791 In the grandest european tradition, yes! 191 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:07,040 Hey, why not? He's young, he's got a free place To live, a girl that's way too hot for him. 192 00:11:07,956 --> 00:11:10,701 Ride the ride, baby. 193 00:11:11,084 --> 00:11:12,385 Exactly. 194 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,666 You know, this whole marriage Thing has made me think, 195 00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:17,014 Why am I in such a hurry to grow up? 196 00:11:17,174 --> 00:11:18,529 You know, life 197 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:21,785 Is like a train. It's bearing down On you, and guess what. 198 00:11:21,945 --> 00:11:24,287 It's gonna hit you. 199 00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:30,224 So you can either start running when it's far off in the Distance. Or you can pull up a chair, crack open a beer 200 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,719 And just watch it come. 201 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:40,218 I did that once. 202 00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:43,141 No, kelso, not a real train. 203 00:11:43,301 --> 00:11:47,475 No, a metaphorical one. Like a.. Like a ghost train? 204 00:11:51,072 --> 00:11:53,470 Yes. 205 00:11:53,803 --> 00:11:56,200 A ghost train. 206 00:11:57,566 --> 00:11:59,599 You know, I tell you, red, 207 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,456 I don't like this situation With bob and two women. 208 00:12:02,616 --> 00:12:06,702 I have put up with a lot of weird things In this neighborhood... Hot tubs, 209 00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:08,391 Wife swapping, 210 00:12:08,552 --> 00:12:10,831 Jogging. 211 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:14,344 Now I am drawing the line. You have To make bob choose one woman. 212 00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:17,165 Well, the choice is obvious.. Pam. 213 00:12:17,765 --> 00:12:20,981 Red, this isn't your decision. It's his, 214 00:12:21,142 --> 00:12:23,693 And he has to pick midge. 215 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:27,009 But pam is so tan. 216 00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:31,688 But, red, if bob picks midge, He will reunite a shattered family, 217 00:12:31,849 --> 00:12:36,683 Bringing their only daughter a glimpse Of happiness for the first time in her life. 218 00:12:36,844 --> 00:12:39,194 But pam is so tan. 219 00:12:42,854 --> 00:12:44,271 Forman, 220 00:12:44,432 --> 00:12:46,136 Your whole year off plan.. 221 00:12:46,297 --> 00:12:50,024 It's lazy, it's selfish and it's Gonna piss a lot of people off. 222 00:12:50,341 --> 00:12:52,308 So nice job. 223 00:12:52,469 --> 00:12:53,373 Thank you. 224 00:12:53,534 --> 00:12:55,021 What are you gonna do For cash, man? I mean, 225 00:12:55,182 --> 00:12:56,935 You know, rich kids.. They have a trust fund. 226 00:12:57,096 --> 00:12:59,776 Alls you've got are some poorly Assembled model airplanes. 227 00:12:59,935 --> 00:13:02,278 I melted those. 228 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,436 I guess if I have to work, It's not a year off, so 229 00:13:05,597 --> 00:13:08,991 Maybe I can sell something. Guys, What do I have that's worth any money? 230 00:13:09,151 --> 00:13:12,876 Oh, donna, I can sell Your engagement ring. 231 00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:17,571 She's going to kill him. 232 00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:22,856 Fez, get out of the swing zone. 233 00:13:23,588 --> 00:13:25,985 I got 10 bucks on the girl, 234 00:13:26,984 --> 00:13:29,382 And I mean donna. 235 00:13:30,956 --> 00:13:33,922 Actually, I have no problem With you selling it. 236 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,521 Donna, 237 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,702 You are so amazing. I swear, if 238 00:13:37,863 --> 00:13:41,499 I created you in a laboratory, You could not say more perfect things. 239 00:13:41,659 --> 00:13:45,183 Yeah, but then she'd have those Bolts coming out of her neck. 240 00:13:45,483 --> 00:13:48,233 Well, the only problem is I don't have the ring. 241 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,082 What? 242 00:13:49,243 --> 00:13:52,995 Well, when I was mad at you for blowing off The wedding, I threw it off the water tower. 243 00:13:53,156 --> 00:13:57,671 Donna, that ring is a symbol of Our eternal love for each other. 244 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:02,410 You were gonna sell it to finance A year of napping and boozing. 245 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,876 Yeah, that's true, 246 00:14:05,037 --> 00:14:08,025 So... who's wrong here? 247 00:14:08,185 --> 00:14:11,067 I think there's a little something Wrong with all of us. 248 00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:20,679 Okay, uh, well, if you threw the ring from up here, 249 00:14:20,838 --> 00:14:23,142 It's gotta be around here somewhere. 250 00:14:23,303 --> 00:14:25,662 All right, excuse me. 251 00:14:26,128 --> 00:14:28,345 I am a police officer in training, 252 00:14:28,506 --> 00:14:30,769 So we're gonna do this by the book. 253 00:14:30,928 --> 00:14:33,804 What book? You didn't read any book. 254 00:14:34,403 --> 00:14:37,150 No, but I was assigned one. 255 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:40,031 Killed four bees with it. 256 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:45,329 All right, what we're gonna do Is we're gonna recreate the scene. 257 00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:49,134 Donna, eric has just let you down in a big way. 258 00:14:49,294 --> 00:14:53,665 You're up on this tower. You've had a few beers, So you're starting to feel a little loose 259 00:14:53,824 --> 00:14:56,932 And very, very vulnerable. 260 00:14:57,332 --> 00:14:59,792 okay, that sounds about right. - okay. 261 00:14:59,951 --> 00:15:02,294 Do you wanna make out? 262 00:15:02,594 --> 00:15:04,261 Kelso, I thought you werere creating the scene. 263 00:15:04,422 --> 00:15:07,167 I'm taking the scene in a new direction. 264 00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:10,520 Okay, okay, let's just get to The part where she threw the ring. 265 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:11,900 Okay. 266 00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:13,466 So... 267 00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:18,354 what we're gonna do here is we're gonna throw an m&m into the woods in place of the ring. 268 00:15:18,514 --> 00:15:21,336 Wherever it lands, we'll search there first. 269 00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,670 Fez, give him the m&ms, man. 270 00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:26,148 Yeah, about that... 271 00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:30,909 whose dumb idea was it tolet me hold the m&ms? 272 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:34,700 All right. Instead of the candy, 273 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:38,501 we will throw my keys into the woods. 274 00:15:43,435 --> 00:15:47,098 Oh, crap. I just threw my keys into the woods! 275 00:15:47,348 --> 00:15:49,098 Sure did. 276 00:15:49,259 --> 00:15:51,329 Why didn't somebody say something? 277 00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:54,424 So that you'd throw your keys into the woods. 278 00:15:55,156 --> 00:15:57,654 Oh, that's a good burn. 279 00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,585 I had very little to do with it. 280 00:16:11,581 --> 00:16:14,528 Okay, bob, what the hell are you doing up on your roof? 281 00:16:16,426 --> 00:16:19,223 Hiding from my girlfriends. 282 00:16:21,454 --> 00:16:25,484 This afternoon we were all talking about our favorite juices. 283 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,720 Pam said her favorite juice was cranberry. 284 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,967 Midge said she liked apple. 285 00:16:31,128 --> 00:16:34,695 To avoid trouble, I said my favorite was cran-apple. 286 00:16:35,776 --> 00:16:38,702 They viewed that as cheating, and now I'm on the roof. 287 00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:43,381 Kitty and I think that you should choose between pam and midge. 288 00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:47,615 And when I say : "kitty and I", I mean just kitty. 289 00:16:48,963 --> 00:16:51,913 And when I say : "choose between pam and midge", 290 00:16:52,074 --> 00:16:54,857 I mean choose pam. 291 00:16:58,171 --> 00:17:01,271 It's tough. I really love pam. But 292 00:17:01,431 --> 00:17:04,663 midge is donna's mother. How can I turn my back on that? 293 00:17:04,822 --> 00:17:08,322 Look, just give me a name. I gotta take something back to kitty. 294 00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:13,732 So don't go home. Stay here. 295 00:17:14,981 --> 00:17:20,176 I'm not gonna spend the day hiding on the roof like a damn pigeon. 296 00:17:25,451 --> 00:17:27,848 I got beer. 297 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:31,028 Well, it is peaceful up here. 298 00:17:35,256 --> 00:17:37,889 All right, did anybody find anything? 299 00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,584 I found a pair of my sister's panties. 300 00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:44,614 I knew they were hers because they had her name and 301 00:17:44,913 --> 00:17:47,163 phone number in them. 302 00:17:47,324 --> 00:17:49,570 A girl's gotta advertise. 303 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:52,442 You guys, I'm starving, okay? I haven't eaten all day. 304 00:17:52,603 --> 00:17:54,772 Here. - Oh. 305 00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:57,251 Oh, thanks, fez. 306 00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:00,181 Yeah, good cheetos. 307 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,177 Really? 'Cause I found the min the woods, and they were damp. 308 00:18:06,092 --> 00:18:08,490 Like something peed on them. 309 00:18:08,939 --> 00:18:12,935 Awesome! Eric ate pee-tos! 310 00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,666 Okay, look, I don't wanna start anything, 311 00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:21,221 but had you bought donna a decent-sized diamond, we would have found it by now. 312 00:18:21,382 --> 00:18:26,626 The ring was pretty small, man. Whenever I saw it, I thought donna was really far away. 313 00:18:27,143 --> 00:18:29,656 She was standing right next to me. 314 00:18:29,856 --> 00:18:33,398 Yeah, when I first saw it, I said, "donna, there's dust on your ring." 315 00:18:33,558 --> 00:18:35,900 Then I realized that was the ring. 316 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,367 Guys, guys, stop. 317 00:18:38,528 --> 00:18:42,044 If we don't find it soon, a mosquito's going to eat it. 318 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,957 Okay, I love the ring. 319 00:18:49,117 --> 00:18:51,472 It was petite, not showy. 320 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,478 Thank you. 321 00:18:52,638 --> 00:18:56,288 Well, you know, donna has a thing for miniatures. 322 00:18:56,921 --> 00:18:58,855 Okay, you guys, enough about the ring. 323 00:18:59,016 --> 00:19:02,416 Obviously, it was enough for me to pay for my year off. 324 00:19:02,615 --> 00:19:05,695 And according to "Esquire", sweater vest are in. 325 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,012 Wow... Jackie, help. 326 00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:11,357 Oh, get away! You touched pee-tos! 327 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,594 He touched pee-tos! 328 00:19:22,574 --> 00:19:23,692 you know what? 329 00:19:23,853 --> 00:19:25,797 Falling off that water tower was a sign. 330 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:30,649 The minute I stopped working hard, I accomplished exactly what I needed to do. 331 00:19:31,615 --> 00:19:33,958 I found the ring. 332 00:19:34,118 --> 00:19:39,041 And if you're gonna land on a diamond, it's best to land on the smallest one ever made. 333 00:19:39,425 --> 00:19:43,772 Well, I'm afraid your school yard insults have no power here, child. 334 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,578 I'm a whole new me... tougher, 335 00:19:46,738 --> 00:19:48,808 braver and... 336 00:19:48,969 --> 00:19:51,287 louder! 337 00:19:51,861 --> 00:19:54,304 I'm gonna tell my dad what's what 338 00:19:54,464 --> 00:19:57,189 and get my gosh-darn fried chicken. 339 00:19:59,753 --> 00:20:02,204 Okay, donna, here's the situation. 340 00:20:02,365 --> 00:20:05,268 I have to choose between pam and midge, and it's a 341 00:20:05,428 --> 00:20:09,455 very personal and intimate decision that only I can make. 342 00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:13,190 It's really scary, so I'd like you to do it. 343 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:16,253 Dad, I can't choose for you. 344 00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:20,532 Come on, you choose my shirts. Choose my lady love. 345 00:20:20,748 --> 00:20:23,358 Mom, where are you going? 346 00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:24,464 Bob, 347 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,794 I saw how hard you struggled to get on the roof earlier. 348 00:20:27,955 --> 00:20:30,722 What with the kicking and the wiggling, 349 00:20:31,455 --> 00:20:35,470 I realized it was time for me to go home and give you and midge a chance. 350 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:39,008 You're one fine lady. - I'll miss you, bob. 351 00:20:39,168 --> 00:20:40,415 And, honey, 352 00:20:40,575 --> 00:20:44,485 it's scary to be on my own, but if you come with me, I know I can do it. 353 00:20:44,646 --> 00:20:47,949 Oh, mom, I would love to come home with you! 354 00:20:48,109 --> 00:20:49,372 Oh, good. 355 00:20:49,532 --> 00:20:52,932 You're the only one who can explain things to the maid. 356 00:20:57,603 --> 00:20:59,021 Okay, 357 00:20:59,182 --> 00:21:01,499 I'm here to earn my dinner. 358 00:21:01,699 --> 00:21:03,317 What am I doing about donna? 359 00:21:03,477 --> 00:21:04,848 We're hanging out. 360 00:21:05,009 --> 00:21:06,713 What am I doing about my job? 361 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,511 I quit. 362 00:21:08,672 --> 00:21:10,509 What am I doing about my future? 363 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,331 Nothing. 364 00:21:12,491 --> 00:21:14,809 When am I moving out? 365 00:21:15,326 --> 00:21:17,723 Make me. 366 00:21:22,726 --> 00:21:25,690 Hey, uh, fez, I thinkl have something in my eye. 367 00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:28,565 Is it donna's engagement ring? 368 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:33,371 No, no, it's too big for that. 369 00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:38,717 Hey, maybe we should get some doctors' masks so we don't accidentally inhale donna's ring. 370 00:21:38,877 --> 00:21:43,022 Okay, okay, donna, you thought the engagement ring was big enough, right? 371 00:21:43,296 --> 00:21:45,693 Burn! 372 00:21:45,893 --> 00:21:49,161 I didn't say anything. - So say something. 373 00:21:49,493 --> 00:21:51,891 It could have been bigger. - Burn!