1 00:00:03,641 --> 00:00:06,371 Mmm, blonde. 2 00:00:06,531 --> 00:00:08,763 More fun. 3 00:00:08,923 --> 00:00:11,924 Everything is more fun. 4 00:00:13,104 --> 00:00:16,842 Donna, if you only knew what I'd like to do with you and your new hair, 5 00:00:17,002 --> 00:00:19,757 you would beat the crap out of me. 6 00:00:19,954 --> 00:00:23,756 You know, I just might beat the crap out of you anyway. - Yes. 7 00:00:24,772 --> 00:00:29,593 So now that donna's not big red anymore, I guess we have to go back to what we called her when she was 12... 8 00:00:29,753 --> 00:00:31,674 jugs-a-poppin'. 9 00:00:31,834 --> 00:00:36,198 Man, I hated jugs-a-poppin'. - Well, you shouldn't have had poppin' jugs. 10 00:00:36,358 --> 00:00:41,610 Speaking of objectifying women, jackie, there's a "take back the night" rally tonight at the park. Do you want to go? 11 00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:45,905 Oh, and be with your deep-voiced gal pals? Hmm, no, thank you. 12 00:00:46,065 --> 00:00:50,772 This is important. Women should be able to walk through the park at night without being harassed by weirdo men. 13 00:00:50,932 --> 00:00:53,359 Hey, that was one time. 14 00:00:55,194 --> 00:00:57,849 I'll go. - Really? 15 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,641 You'd be, like, the only guy there. 16 00:01:00,801 --> 00:01:03,848 Although there is some question about shirley. 17 00:01:04,241 --> 00:01:08,373 No, it'll be great. Why don't you come by when hyde's dad is here? We'll go over there after that. 18 00:01:08,533 --> 00:01:13,158 Yeah, it's my steven's big night. He finally decided he wants to meet his real daddy. 19 00:01:13,318 --> 00:01:16,894 Kept hearing this voice telling me, "meet your father. Meet your father." 20 00:01:17,054 --> 00:01:20,366 So finally, I said, "okay." Jackie shut the hell up. 21 00:01:21,322 --> 00:01:23,845 I did. It's a true story. 22 00:01:24,534 --> 00:01:26,934 Get off the phone! 23 00:01:27,582 --> 00:01:30,386 Okay, any minute now brooke is going into labor, 24 00:01:30,546 --> 00:01:35,808 all right? And I gave her the number of all the places I was gonna be. I cannot miss this call. 25 00:01:36,693 --> 00:01:39,042 Lookin' good there, big red. 26 00:01:39,202 --> 00:01:42,022 We're going with jugs-a-poppin' again. 27 00:01:42,182 --> 00:01:44,349 Oh, that's a good one, 28 00:01:44,509 --> 00:01:48,263 and it's as true now as it was the first day of fifth grade. 29 00:01:48,952 --> 00:01:51,410 That was a poppin' summer. 30 00:01:56,327 --> 00:02:02,228 Steven, I am so happy we finally found your real father. Here, 31 00:02:02,388 --> 00:02:05,635 I framed the blood test results for you. 32 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:12,684 Now I spoke to him this morning, and I told him how your parents abandoned you, and we took you in, 33 00:02:12,844 --> 00:02:18,529 and it's hard for you to say it out loud, but that you love me because I saved your life. 34 00:02:18,689 --> 00:02:22,476 Kitty, I'm not sure... - He would be dead on the streets. 35 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:29,588 okay, he's here. Now, steven, fix your hair. Eric, don't mumble. Red, don't yell at eric if he mumbles. 36 00:02:31,129 --> 00:02:33,529 Hi, is this the formans? 37 00:02:36,898 --> 00:02:43,453 You know, I'm sorry. I told your friend last week we don't want a subscription to "ebony" magazine. 38 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,556 No, no, no, no. We spoke over the phone. 39 00:02:46,716 --> 00:02:50,008 I'm william barnett. I'm steven's father. 40 00:02:51,319 --> 00:02:53,685 Oh! 41 00:02:53,845 --> 00:02:56,858 I mean, come in. Come in. 42 00:02:57,768 --> 00:03:03,405 Everybody, I want you to meet steven's father. Steven, look. 43 00:03:04,192 --> 00:03:06,525 I'm looking. 44 00:03:06,685 --> 00:03:09,995 It's good to meet you, son. I've really been looking forward to this. 45 00:03:10,155 --> 00:03:14,059 Wanted to get you a card, but they don't have one for our unique situation. 46 00:03:14,219 --> 00:03:17,335 So here. Happy first communion. 47 00:03:17,728 --> 00:03:19,896 Wow. 48 00:03:20,056 --> 00:03:22,325 You came from him? 49 00:03:22,485 --> 00:03:27,172 Yeah, I'm not sure I see the resemblance. 50 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:30,529 What are you talking about? My 'fro, 51 00:03:30,922 --> 00:03:35,380 my coolness, my suspicion of the man... 52 00:03:35,970 --> 00:03:39,150 this explains so much. 53 00:03:41,182 --> 00:03:44,363 Traduction par Guzo 54 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:50,914 www.forom.com 55 00:03:51,074 --> 00:03:54,245 Merci à ... 56 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:21,361 Well, mr. Barnett, please sit anywhere you'd like on this big day. 57 00:04:21,521 --> 00:04:25,394 After all, how often does a kid get to meet his very own father? 58 00:04:26,652 --> 00:04:29,052 So far I'm up to twice. 59 00:04:29,609 --> 00:04:33,934 Hey, would you like a drink? Perhaps a cool drink for our... 60 00:04:34,094 --> 00:04:36,456 cool visitor. 61 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:41,117 No, thanks, but I think all of you could use a scotch. 62 00:04:42,165 --> 00:04:45,291 That's crazy. We're totally relaxed. 63 00:04:47,703 --> 00:04:50,103 Hey, you know what show I love? 64 00:04:50,534 --> 00:04:52,934 "The jeffersons." 65 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:57,057 Dyn-o-mite! Right? 66 00:04:58,085 --> 00:05:01,924 "Dyn-o-mite" is from "good times." 67 00:05:02,271 --> 00:05:04,341 Oh, 68 00:05:04,501 --> 00:05:07,263 well, I watch them all. I mean, I don't discriminate. 69 00:05:08,596 --> 00:05:11,913 So father and son. 70 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:13,016 Yep. 71 00:05:13,176 --> 00:05:14,666 Well, I.. 72 00:05:14,826 --> 00:05:19,346 I guess steven must have gotten his mother's... eyes. Eyes. 73 00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:23,830 Steven got his mother's pretty eyes. 74 00:05:24,138 --> 00:05:25,083 Right. 75 00:05:25,243 --> 00:05:26,533 Or as I like to say, 76 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:29,013 right on. 77 00:05:32,996 --> 00:05:37,807 Okay, well, nobody's talking about the elephant in the room, so I'll do it. 78 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:40,841 You're black. 79 00:05:46,628 --> 00:05:49,028 Mom! 80 00:05:49,311 --> 00:05:52,828 Okay, please, mr. Barnett, we're very open-minded. 81 00:05:53,028 --> 00:05:58,945 Oh, no, he's right. I, myself, love that singer Art Garfunkel. 82 00:06:00,578 --> 00:06:02,978 Art Garfunkel is white. 83 00:06:03,911 --> 00:06:06,311 Really? 84 00:06:06,752 --> 00:06:09,502 Well, his name's got the "funk" in it, so I... 85 00:06:10,635 --> 00:06:12,305 oh, wait, wait, wait. 86 00:06:12,465 --> 00:06:15,868 Red, who's that black person I like? 87 00:06:17,070 --> 00:06:19,470 Martin luther king? - Yes! 88 00:06:25,170 --> 00:06:29,323 You know, I'm beginning to feel like you haven't had a lot of black people in this house. 89 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:32,106 Well, I mean, certainly not because we didn't want to. 90 00:06:32,573 --> 00:06:36,506 Right, right. No, it's just there haven't been any available. 91 00:06:38,239 --> 00:06:40,559 You know, it's Wisconsin. 92 00:06:40,719 --> 00:06:42,326 Well, I knowall about Wisconsin. 93 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:46,656 The only place around here where you'll see whiteand black together is on a cow. 94 00:06:49,506 --> 00:06:51,119 yeah, sure, sure, yeah. 95 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:53,252 So, william, 96 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:56,411 what kind of work do you do? - I own a chain of record stores. 97 00:06:56,571 --> 00:06:59,070 Record stores... that's cool, huh? 98 00:06:59,230 --> 00:07:01,633 I was afraid you were gonna be a cop or something. 99 00:07:01,799 --> 00:07:03,753 I don't like cops. 100 00:07:03,913 --> 00:07:05,986 I don't like cops, either. 101 00:07:06,146 --> 00:07:08,319 Hey, who do you think shot J.F.K.? 102 00:07:08,479 --> 00:07:12,247 I don't know because they don't want me to know. 103 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,580 Check it out, man. I'm a chip off the old block. 104 00:07:15,963 --> 00:07:18,249 Man, I wish mom had told me about you. 105 00:07:18,409 --> 00:07:20,816 Hey, when was the last time you saw her? - Oh, years ago. 106 00:07:20,976 --> 00:07:23,274 We were dating, and she just disappeared. 107 00:07:23,434 --> 00:07:26,343 I guess she married the man you thought was your father and told him that you were his baby. 108 00:07:26,503 --> 00:07:27,666 Yeah, 109 00:07:27,826 --> 00:07:30,558 mom must have been pretty relieved when I came out white, huh? 110 00:07:39,399 --> 00:07:41,361 Hello. Brooke, it's me 111 00:07:41,521 --> 00:07:43,841 Did you have the baby yet? 112 00:07:45,191 --> 00:07:47,670 No, are you sure? 113 00:07:50,253 --> 00:07:53,478 Okay, well, I'm in the kitchen now, so... 114 00:07:53,638 --> 00:07:57,141 no, it's the same number, but I'm in the kitchen, so when you call... 115 00:07:57,391 --> 00:08:00,787 no, you just gotta think, "kitchen, kitchen, kitchen." 116 00:08:01,078 --> 00:08:03,165 Okay. 117 00:08:03,325 --> 00:08:08,424 This is so exciting. You're going to be a father. And I'm going to be all alone. 118 00:08:09,736 --> 00:08:11,573 My clock is ticking. 119 00:08:11,733 --> 00:08:13,802 I just don't want to screw this thing up, you know? 120 00:08:13,962 --> 00:08:17,740 When that kid opens his eyes, I want his daddy who loves him to be the first thing he sees. 121 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:22,328 Plus, I don't want him to get switched at birth with one of those babies that doesn't speak english. 122 00:08:25,598 --> 00:08:27,998 Why are you here? 123 00:08:28,348 --> 00:08:30,519 This isn't your home! 124 00:08:30,679 --> 00:08:33,994 It still wouldn't kill you to put up some pictures of me. 125 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:37,834 I got it! 126 00:08:37,994 --> 00:08:39,373 Hello. 127 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:42,092 Charlie Schmidt! 128 00:08:42,252 --> 00:08:45,938 I haven't talked to you since the war. 129 00:08:46,188 --> 00:08:50,480 You know,I wasn't even sure they pulled you out of the water. 130 00:08:51,209 --> 00:08:55,410 If I had known - never call here again! 131 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:58,410 Kelso! - Well, I gotta keep the line open. 132 00:08:58,570 --> 00:09:02,146 I'm gonna kill you and mount your head on the tv. 133 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,827 And if it helps me get better reception, 134 00:09:05,987 --> 00:09:09,667 it'll do more for me than you have in your whole life. 135 00:09:13,042 --> 00:09:17,130 Ooh, fez, michael, meet william barnett, steven's father. 136 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,641 Good to meet you both. 137 00:09:21,282 --> 00:09:23,682 Would you look at that. 138 00:09:25,887 --> 00:09:28,287 Yeah, I'm half black, man. 139 00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:31,411 It kinda puts all the pieces of the puzzle together, don't it? 140 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:35,262 Hey, I'm having a kid soon. I wonder if mine's gonna be half black. 141 00:09:37,366 --> 00:09:39,507 Is the mother black? 142 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,987 No. 143 00:09:42,774 --> 00:09:44,706 I have to say, mr. Barnett, 144 00:09:44,866 --> 00:09:47,736 it's nice to see another person of color in this town. 145 00:09:49,248 --> 00:09:51,781 White people, you know what I'm talking about? 146 00:09:55,198 --> 00:09:57,501 Can't say that I do. 147 00:09:57,661 --> 00:09:59,981 Oh, I hear you, brother man. 148 00:10:01,572 --> 00:10:06,764 Eric, are you ready to go? I want to get to the feminist rally in time for the Hugh Hefner piñata. 149 00:10:06,972 --> 00:10:10,497 Mr. Barnett, this is Donna. Donna, this is... 150 00:10:10,657 --> 00:10:14,097 I'm Steven's father. I'm black, and it's okay. 151 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,053 Wow. 152 00:10:18,213 --> 00:10:23,033 Whoa, donna, please, do not flip out on the man just because of the color of his skin. 153 00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:25,487 I would never do that. 154 00:10:25,647 --> 00:10:27,287 I would never do that. 155 00:10:27,447 --> 00:10:29,403 Okay, donna, let's just go, 156 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:34,200 and maybe in the car we can have a little talk about how hurtful our preconceived notions can be. 157 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,868 Power. 158 00:10:40,535 --> 00:10:42,271 Steven, this is so exciting. 159 00:10:42,431 --> 00:10:44,871 I know. I met my dad. - And he's rich. 160 00:10:45,031 --> 00:10:49,551 Now instead of waiting for you to get off your butt and make some money, we can just inherit it. 161 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,026 Wait a minute. You mean inherit it from me? 162 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:57,414 No, no, no, no. All she means is that you are doing quite well. 163 00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:02,360 When I talked to your secretary, and she put me on hold, there was music on the line. 164 00:11:02,694 --> 00:11:07,910 I thought to myself, "well, this is a man who can afford a thing or two." 165 00:11:08,327 --> 00:11:11,322 I see. So you knew I had money before you invited me here. 166 00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:13,247 Is that supposed to mean something? 167 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,047 I don't know. 168 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,527 Why don't you tell me, Steven? 169 00:11:19,277 --> 00:11:21,414 What are you talking about? 170 00:11:21,574 --> 00:11:23,939 Well, I mean, we don't have to play games. 171 00:11:24,099 --> 00:11:26,461 I can give you money if that's what you're after. 172 00:11:26,677 --> 00:11:29,077 That's who you think I am? 173 00:11:30,744 --> 00:11:33,405 I'll see you guys later... No, you know what? - Steven. 174 00:11:33,565 --> 00:11:37,600 I didn't need anything from him growing up, and I don't need anything from him now. 175 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,170 You know, that was very rude of you. 176 00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:46,728 And I can't believe I'm saying this to someone wearing cashmere, but, 177 00:11:46,888 --> 00:11:49,566 well, I don't think we can be friends. 178 00:11:57,219 --> 00:11:58,972 how could you say that to steven? 179 00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:02,252 He doesn't want your money. I want your money. 180 00:12:02,619 --> 00:12:05,822 How could you think that anybody here needs your money? 181 00:12:05,982 --> 00:12:08,335 Look at this place. 182 00:12:09,152 --> 00:12:11,105 Glass grapes, 183 00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:12,959 pizza rolls, 184 00:12:13,119 --> 00:12:15,242 an organ.. 185 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,722 it's like carnegie hall. 186 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:22,159 I stand by what I said. What else was I supposed to think? 187 00:12:22,319 --> 00:12:28,028 You're supposed to look at me and know that I raised fine young men, 188 00:12:28,188 --> 00:12:31,808 even though one of them is at a feminist rally. 189 00:12:32,141 --> 00:12:35,703 Mr. Barnett, you are wrong about steven. He's perfect. 190 00:12:35,863 --> 00:12:37,678 I think you should go. 191 00:12:37,838 --> 00:12:39,844 I agree. 192 00:12:40,004 --> 00:12:42,994 I was gonna pack yousome leftovers, but 193 00:12:43,154 --> 00:12:45,507 that ship has sailed, mister. 194 00:12:49,091 --> 00:12:53,956 I hope this doesn't discourage you from inviting a second black person into your home. 195 00:12:59,806 --> 00:13:01,742 What do we want? - A safe park! 196 00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:03,492 And when do we want it? - Now! 197 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:06,959 I can't hear you, ladies. When do we want it? - Now! 198 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,275 Whoo! Yeah! 199 00:13:09,435 --> 00:13:11,789 Take back the night! 200 00:13:13,172 --> 00:13:15,026 This feels really good, Donna. 201 00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:18,851 Women should be able to walk through this park without being afraid. 202 00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:20,909 In fact, some day I hope that 203 00:13:21,069 --> 00:13:23,817 I can walk through this park without being afraid. 204 00:13:25,254 --> 00:13:27,330 It helps to whistle. 205 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,503 Well, I'm really glad you came with me. 206 00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:33,123 And I love seeing how passionate you got singing "I am woman." 207 00:13:33,624 --> 00:13:36,024 I'm having a lot of fun, donna. 208 00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:38,698 And I'm sorry, but you look so hot, 209 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:43,643 your new blonde hair shining in the light of the burning effigy of that molester. 210 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,684 Hey, I got an idea. 211 00:13:49,075 --> 00:13:52,986 Why don't we go "take back" the area behind that bench? 212 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,833 When do you want it? - Now. 213 00:14:05,447 --> 00:14:07,937 brooke, did you have the baby yet? 214 00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:12,611 fez? 215 00:14:12,771 --> 00:14:15,265 No, this is your baby, 216 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:18,732 and I'm really ugly. 217 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:23,190 Okay, I know this is a prank 'cause there's no way my baby would be ugly. 218 00:14:27,509 --> 00:14:28,432 hello. 219 00:14:28,592 --> 00:14:30,912 yes, is your refrigerator running? 220 00:14:31,487 --> 00:14:34,627 Because if it is, you'd better go catch it. Ah-burn! 221 00:14:34,787 --> 00:14:37,139 Stop calling me! 222 00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,112 what? 223 00:14:43,272 --> 00:14:45,558 Are you mad? 224 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,558 No, fez. 225 00:14:47,718 --> 00:14:49,631 You sound mad. 226 00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,088 I'm fine. 227 00:14:51,248 --> 00:14:54,247 You say the words, but I can tell you don't mean it. 228 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:58,007 Look, just don't call meanymore. 229 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,931 why do you keep hanging up on me if you're not mad? 230 00:15:05,091 --> 00:15:08,967 I'm waiting to hear from the mother of my child. 231 00:15:09,127 --> 00:15:11,404 So you are mad. 232 00:15:11,564 --> 00:15:14,386 Curl up with the phone so we can talk this over. 233 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:17,661 Fez, I'm hanging up. - Fine. Just hang up then. 234 00:15:17,821 --> 00:15:20,166 Fine. 235 00:15:28,942 --> 00:15:31,342 Are you still there? 236 00:15:33,504 --> 00:15:35,904 Yeah, I'm still here. 237 00:15:36,493 --> 00:15:38,825 Hey. 238 00:15:38,985 --> 00:15:41,316 Hey. 239 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,675 Thanks for not hanging up. 240 00:15:49,854 --> 00:15:54,128 I'm just so mad at that William Barnett. I mean, thinking you wanted something from him. 241 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:57,345 Everyone knows I'm all you've ever desired. 242 00:15:58,615 --> 00:16:02,062 Look, if I was in his place, I probably would have thought the same thing, you know? 243 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,639 It's not a big deal. I just wanted to meet the guy and 244 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:07,844 find out if he looked like I imagined my father would look like. 245 00:16:09,716 --> 00:16:11,776 By the way, no. 246 00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:14,256 Well, who needs a father anyway? 247 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:20,448 You know what? I've been doing just fine since my dad disappeared into the jungle to bring freedom to the grateful natives. 248 00:16:20,783 --> 00:16:24,898 Jackie, your father's in prison for embezzling $60,000 from the city. 249 00:16:25,249 --> 00:16:27,672 I'm pretty. Don't contradict me. 250 00:16:32,651 --> 00:16:36,323 hey, hey, ho, ho! This park is our sand "no" means no. 251 00:16:36,483 --> 00:16:41,041 hey, hey, ho, ho! This park is our sand "no" means no. 252 00:16:41,773 --> 00:16:43,068 you know what's great? 253 00:16:43,228 --> 00:16:46,474 There's, like, half a dozen women on the other side of that hedge 254 00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:49,215 who would kill to be where I am right now. 255 00:16:51,805 --> 00:16:54,504 Ow, ow, you're on my hair. - Your beautiful blonde hair? 256 00:16:54,664 --> 00:16:56,592 Ow! Get off! Get off! 257 00:16:56,752 --> 00:16:59,948 Hey, there's a woman in trouble! Let's get him, sisters! 258 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,277 no, no! 259 00:17:02,437 --> 00:17:05,465 That's right, you pervert. "No" means no. 260 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:09,204 No, ladies, please, I'm one of you. 261 00:17:09,364 --> 00:17:11,401 Let's put these work boots to use! 262 00:17:11,561 --> 00:17:13,591 Yeah! 263 00:17:13,751 --> 00:17:17,199 Run, eric! Run like Bruce Jenner. 264 00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:19,990 Oh, crap, he doesn't know sports. 265 00:17:23,232 --> 00:17:25,756 open up, it's dr. Baby doctor. 266 00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:29,616 I have your baby, and he wants to talk to you. 267 00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:36,195 It's just me. 268 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:39,106 I'm not a doctor, 269 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,586 and I don't have your baby. 270 00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:44,159 Ah-burn! 271 00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,757 That was a good one. 272 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:51,329 Listen, this baby stuff's, like, really important to me, okay? So I'm trying to take it seriously. 273 00:17:51,489 --> 00:17:55,412 Hey, say no more. My sensitive friend, I am sorry. 274 00:17:56,548 --> 00:17:58,948 No more phone pranks from now on. 275 00:18:02,221 --> 00:18:04,845 learn to trust your friends. 276 00:18:09,976 --> 00:18:12,376 Mr. Sexy's pizza. 277 00:18:17,798 --> 00:18:20,322 Our special today is sexaroni. 278 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:23,608 Fez, God! 279 00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:25,524 Hello. 280 00:18:25,684 --> 00:18:27,195 Brooke! 281 00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:28,652 What? 282 00:18:28,812 --> 00:18:31,132 Your water broke? 283 00:18:31,858 --> 00:18:34,258 What does that mean? 284 00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:37,256 Oh, god, that's disgusting! 285 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,682 No, why would you tell me that? 286 00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:45,633 Oh, jeez! Okay. Okay, I'm on my way. 287 00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:49,697 This is it! I'm having a baby! Go get 'em, buddy! 288 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,770 Mr. Sexy's pizza. 289 00:19:02,197 --> 00:19:05,038 Our special today is sexaroni. 290 00:19:06,927 --> 00:19:10,125 Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy. 291 00:19:16,091 --> 00:19:18,668 You... you mean you want some? 292 00:19:27,097 --> 00:19:29,497 we're closed. 293 00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:41,972 hey. 294 00:19:42,132 --> 00:19:43,343 Hey, 295 00:19:43,503 --> 00:19:46,498 I was wondering if maybe we could try this again. 296 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,443 Yeah, I mean, it worked so well the first time. 297 00:19:50,212 --> 00:19:53,048 I'm sorry about that. Thing is, 298 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:56,148 if I grew up with nothing, and found out I had a dad with money, 299 00:19:56,308 --> 00:19:58,661 I would have thought maybe he owed me something. 300 00:19:59,203 --> 00:20:01,032 Well, that's not me. 301 00:20:01,192 --> 00:20:02,385 I know, 302 00:20:02,545 --> 00:20:05,908 but when we first met, I thought I saw myself in you. 303 00:20:08,064 --> 00:20:10,434 Yeah, I can see that. 304 00:20:10,594 --> 00:20:12,154 You and me.. 305 00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:14,634 it's like looking in a mirror. 306 00:20:15,293 --> 00:20:16,984 So you want to go get a beer or something? 307 00:20:17,144 --> 00:20:19,592 I can get you in some places you've probably never been to. 308 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,401 Oh, like that cool jazz bar off the highway? 309 00:20:22,561 --> 00:20:25,317 No, no, I'm talking about country clubs, fancy restaurants. 310 00:20:25,477 --> 00:20:27,822 I'm rich as hell, man. 311 00:20:31,921 --> 00:20:33,730 Everything okay here, steven? 312 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,050 Yeah, everything's fine. 313 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,783 I am so glad you're back. 314 00:20:37,943 --> 00:20:42,350 I felt horrible letting you go off without any leftovers. 315 00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:45,049 It was nice meeting you, red, 316 00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:48,355 and you're right. You have raised some fine young men. 317 00:20:52,849 --> 00:20:55,576 "Pig" "No means No" 318 00:20:55,762 --> 00:20:57,646 Yeah, 319 00:20:57,806 --> 00:21:00,126 I'm real proud of 'em. 320 00:21:00,603 --> 00:21:02,715 They stole all my clothes. 321 00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:06,272 Who? - The angry mob of feminists. 322 00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:10,483 Oh, man, look at you. They even shaved off all your body hair. 323 00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:14,137 Yes. 324 00:21:14,656 --> 00:21:17,056 Yes, they did. 325 00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:27,198 So kelso has a child. I cannot wait to see the smile on that sweet little face, 326 00:21:27,358 --> 00:21:29,678 And I bet the baby's cute, too. 327 00:21:29,838 --> 00:21:33,014 It is so cool that Steven's father's rich. 328 00:21:33,174 --> 00:21:37,312 It almost makes up for my father Being locked away in pris... I mean, 329 00:21:37,472 --> 00:21:39,819 Native land. 330 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,846 Eric, I'm so sorry about What happened at the rally. 331 00:21:44,127 --> 00:21:47,630 It was like watching an antelope Get taken down On "wild kingdom." 332 00:21:48,232 --> 00:21:50,632 This is permanent marker, donna. 333 00:21:50,912 --> 00:21:53,312 I don't think this is coming off!