1 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:05,676 Ok, so... 2 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:07,960 Tell me about the job hunt. 3 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:11,497 Did my little worker bee find a happy hive? 4 00:00:12,483 --> 00:00:14,855 No. All the jobs had the same problem... 5 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,356 a dumb-ass boss. 6 00:00:17,878 --> 00:00:20,572 You know, one guy actually thought that duct tape 7 00:00:20,732 --> 00:00:23,344 was called "duck" tape. 8 00:00:24,175 --> 00:00:26,849 A security guard had to pull us apart. 9 00:00:27,342 --> 00:00:32,424 Oh, honey, you'll find something. You worked at that auto parts plant for so long... 10 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:35,679 did you try looking at auto parts stores? 11 00:00:35,867 --> 00:00:38,265 Well, I'll be, kitty. 12 00:00:38,447 --> 00:00:42,571 And here I spent all morning applying to be an astronaut. 13 00:00:55,614 --> 00:00:58,012 what the hell is wrong with your muffler? 14 00:00:58,473 --> 00:01:00,871 I hadn't noticed anything. 15 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:05,152 Maybe I was too busy enjoying my morning ice cream. That's right. 16 00:01:05,312 --> 00:01:09,854 My morning ice cream. Part of my new "year off" philosophy, I want a treat, 17 00:01:10,014 --> 00:01:12,357 I get a treat. 18 00:01:12,858 --> 00:01:14,467 We haven't even had lunch yet. 19 00:01:14,627 --> 00:01:20,447 Eric never eats dessert before a meal. He used to say, "when I finish my peas, I can eat what I please." 20 00:01:21,374 --> 00:01:23,650 I taught him that. 21 00:01:23,810 --> 00:01:28,798 I also taught him, "eat your asparagus, or people will stare at us." 22 00:01:30,182 --> 00:01:32,579 It's not true, but he was little. 23 00:01:33,536 --> 00:01:36,995 Good lord. Is that bubble gum ice cream? 24 00:01:37,155 --> 00:01:42,189 Well, it's not simply bubble gum ice cream. It's frosty double bubble blast off. 25 00:01:43,361 --> 00:01:45,304 Why are you with him? 26 00:01:45,463 --> 00:01:47,367 I find him whimsical. 27 00:01:47,527 --> 00:01:49,561 So do I. 28 00:01:49,721 --> 00:01:52,386 Isn't that nice? They find me whimsical. 29 00:01:54,015 --> 00:01:55,964 Who's got a bad muffler? 30 00:01:56,124 --> 00:01:59,279 See? Even bob knows when a car sounds off. 31 00:01:59,438 --> 00:02:02,495 I never know what you mean by "even bob"... 32 00:02:03,303 --> 00:02:06,210 but I like to assume it's a compliment. 33 00:02:06,810 --> 00:02:08,900 Have you checked your muffler lately? 34 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:11,475 Uh, I'm gonna be honest with you, I haven'T. 35 00:02:11,635 --> 00:02:14,769 But that green liquid stuff under the hood seems to be at a 36 00:02:14,929 --> 00:02:17,264 really healthy level. 37 00:02:17,939 --> 00:02:19,525 Coolant. 38 00:02:19,685 --> 00:02:22,078 Donna, I think I can handle this, okay? 39 00:02:22,441 --> 00:02:24,839 You cool it. 40 00:02:26,394 --> 00:02:27,802 All right, that's it. 41 00:02:27,962 --> 00:02:29,549 We're goin' to the muffler shop. 42 00:02:29,709 --> 00:02:33,641 This whole family is gonna learn a little lesson in muffler care today. 43 00:02:34,052 --> 00:02:38,133 Well, it's not a trip to europe, but at least I get out of the house. 44 00:02:38,472 --> 00:02:43,856 Wait a second. You're not just tricking me into the car then really taking me to the pediatrician for a booster shot, are you? 45 00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:45,020 No. 46 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:46,871 Good. 47 00:02:47,031 --> 00:02:49,348 'Cause that only works twice. 48 00:02:54,165 --> 00:02:57,886 so, steven, did you have a good time when you went out with your new dad? 49 00:02:58,046 --> 00:02:59,071 Yeah, it was all right. 50 00:02:59,231 --> 00:03:00,806 Well, have you called him yet? 51 00:03:00,966 --> 00:03:02,577 No. 52 00:03:02,737 --> 00:03:06,275 Well, I know if I went out with a boy and he didn't call me after three days, 53 00:03:06,435 --> 00:03:08,829 I'd know he wasn't interested. 54 00:03:09,177 --> 00:03:11,677 Well, jackie, my dad and I aren't dating. 55 00:03:11,837 --> 00:03:14,840 We're a father and an illegitimate son. 56 00:03:17,303 --> 00:03:21,458 Great news. I had a baby, and it's a girl. - Hi, man.. 57 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,904 Fantastic. - Congratulations, man. 58 00:03:24,064 --> 00:03:29,488 See, michael, I'm trying to be happy for you, but your hair is making it really hard. 59 00:03:30,134 --> 00:03:31,501 What happened? 60 00:03:31,661 --> 00:03:36,848 Well, I was waiting for brooke to have the baby, right? And I was chewing gum, and then— 61 00:03:37,048 --> 00:03:41,245 and then I decided that I wanted to blow a bubble as big as my head. 62 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:44,911 And then I did. 63 00:03:45,281 --> 00:03:47,729 And then you probably figured out the rest of the story. 64 00:03:47,889 --> 00:03:49,433 Oh, what's her name? 65 00:03:49,593 --> 00:03:52,622 Betsy. - fat girl's name. 66 00:03:53,572 --> 00:03:55,580 I don't know. I kinda like it. 67 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:58,261 But, of course, I also like the larger ladies. 68 00:03:59,423 --> 00:04:05,159 Well, I had no say. If it was up to me, it would've been something classy, like bambi. 69 00:04:06,957 --> 00:04:10,901 Man, do you even know what classy means? 'Cause you're always sayin' things are classy when they aren't, 70 00:04:11,061 --> 00:04:13,401 like your "classy" carpeted van. 71 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:16,686 The shaggin' wagon? 72 00:04:18,362 --> 00:04:22,148 That had a buttload of class. - Check it out. 73 00:04:23,442 --> 00:04:25,285 Wait, michael, 74 00:04:25,445 --> 00:04:27,946 these are all pictures of you. 75 00:04:29,079 --> 00:04:32,152 Yeah, I was the only thing not covered in slime. 76 00:04:33,418 --> 00:04:35,816 Oh, here's one of brooke's boobs. 77 00:04:41,912 --> 00:04:44,434 Where did that one of brooke's boobs go? 78 00:04:46,135 --> 00:04:47,579 Oh, here we go. 79 00:04:47,739 --> 00:04:49,810 Here's a picture of the kid. 80 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:52,297 Nice, kelso. She's got brooke's eyes 81 00:04:52,457 --> 00:04:54,981 and your fondness for mooning the camera. 82 00:04:55,990 --> 00:04:58,825 Oh, michael, she is adorable. 83 00:04:58,985 --> 00:05:02,103 Hey, I brought cigars to celebrate. 84 00:05:02,262 --> 00:05:03,565 Ooh, sweet. - Fun. 85 00:05:03,725 --> 00:05:05,646 I love cigars. 86 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,124 I hate cigars. 87 00:05:09,865 --> 00:05:12,216 This is way worse than what we usually do in the circle. 88 00:05:12,376 --> 00:05:14,744 It tastes disgusting. It smells rank. 89 00:05:14,904 --> 00:05:17,180 It doesn't even make stuff funny. 90 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:19,673 This should be illegal. 91 00:05:20,759 --> 00:05:23,147 I hate this. 92 00:05:23,307 --> 00:05:26,852 It's like smoking a dirty sock, only easier. 93 00:05:29,878 --> 00:05:31,269 I love cigars. 94 00:05:31,429 --> 00:05:33,747 I'm good at everything! 95 00:05:34,423 --> 00:05:37,220 I just threw up a little. 96 00:05:40,682 --> 00:05:43,833 That 70's show - Saison 7 Episode 3 Satisfaction 97 00:05:43,993 --> 00:05:47,198 Correction par Guzo 98 00:05:47,358 --> 00:05:50,382 www.forom.com 99 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:53,698 Merci a Raceman 100 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:23,992 "Out of business"? 101 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:27,797 I can't believe it. I loved this place. How could this happen? 102 00:06:27,957 --> 00:06:31,088 Red, it's not your ancestral home. 103 00:06:31,248 --> 00:06:35,487 Well, what kind of a town is this anymore if we don't even have a muffler shop? 104 00:06:35,798 --> 00:06:38,195 A loud one. 105 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:41,589 oh, cheer up. Maybe this is good news. 106 00:06:41,883 --> 00:06:47,472 Ooh, what if something fun opens up here next, like a button shop? 107 00:06:49,488 --> 00:06:55,377 we could come here as a family and just dig and dig through big drawers of buttons. 108 00:06:56,238 --> 00:06:59,042 I think it sounds fun. 109 00:07:00,894 --> 00:07:05,604 Okay, you guys, I made a list of all the things I want to do on my year off. Check out number five. 110 00:07:05,824 --> 00:07:08,588 "Jump into my car through the window" like the duke boys." 111 00:07:08,748 --> 00:07:10,311 No, no, no, no. 112 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:13,250 No, I already did that. That should be crossed off. 113 00:07:13,562 --> 00:07:15,076 Number six. 114 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:17,220 "Vandalize a local business." 115 00:07:17,380 --> 00:07:21,143 Yes, and today I happened to see an out-of-business muffler shop. 116 00:07:21,303 --> 00:07:23,544 Imagine the muffler shop signs 117 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,180 with the "l-e-r" 118 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:27,658 scratched off the word "muffler." 119 00:07:29,164 --> 00:07:30,605 Eric... 120 00:07:30,765 --> 00:07:33,082 no, that's gross. 121 00:07:33,508 --> 00:07:36,422 What's gross? I don't get it. I want to know what's gross. 122 00:07:36,972 --> 00:07:39,409 "Replace your old muffler" 123 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:42,247 without the "ler"? 124 00:07:42,556 --> 00:07:44,954 "Replace your old mu—" 125 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:48,105 oh, I get it. 126 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:50,650 I get it. 127 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:54,022 Okay. You know I'm digging the new whimsical eric, but 128 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:57,349 don't you think you could find a prank that isn't highly offensive to women? 129 00:07:57,509 --> 00:08:00,023 Donna, you're asking me to play tennis without a racket here. 130 00:08:00,183 --> 00:08:02,376 Okay, what if.. 131 00:08:02,536 --> 00:08:09,054 what if you took "m-u-f" off the front of "muffler" so the sign says stuff about "flers"? Right? 132 00:08:09,674 --> 00:08:14,597 That's french for "flowers," and people will be really mad if they thought it was a french flower shop. 133 00:08:14,757 --> 00:08:16,155 Huh? 134 00:08:16,315 --> 00:08:18,948 Yeah, that sucks. Yours is funny. Go. 135 00:08:20,981 --> 00:08:26,490 I never thought this would happen, but I have officially become more attractive. 136 00:08:27,076 --> 00:08:33,879 Tonight, I have a date with a chick who called my single fatherhood the cutest thing she'd ever heard of. 137 00:08:34,038 --> 00:08:38,201 You know, I don't know why more guys don't impregnate women and then not marry them. 138 00:08:39,136 --> 00:08:42,405 Maybe because it's irresponsible and shortsighted. 139 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:47,185 Okay, I might be irresponsible, but my vision is perfect. 140 00:08:52,868 --> 00:08:55,265 "trade in your used muffler." 141 00:08:58,256 --> 00:09:00,611 It's brilliant. 142 00:09:00,771 --> 00:09:04,148 He's right. I am delighted and disgusted at the same time. 143 00:09:04,308 --> 00:09:07,747 It's just nice to finally feel that way when I'm not alone. 144 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:11,341 Hey, uh, let me ask you guys a question about my dad. - Shoot. 145 00:09:11,501 --> 00:09:16,084 How often are you supposed to talk to the man who impregnated your mom before she married the man you thought was your father? 146 00:09:16,244 --> 00:09:20,618 Um, I could check with some folks in kentucky and get back to you. 147 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:24,213 I could give you the number of some first cousins who got married. 148 00:09:24,373 --> 00:09:26,813 Thanks, man. I don't really want to talk to your parents. 149 00:09:27,216 --> 00:09:29,445 Oh! Good burn. 150 00:09:29,605 --> 00:09:36,413 Okay, ice cream's finished. Bubble gum, I will save you for later. Guys, let's do this. 151 00:09:38,686 --> 00:09:41,083 "Winterize your muffler." 152 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:47,896 You know, I almost hope we get arrested. I really want this on my record. 153 00:09:56,547 --> 00:10:01,147 well, it's clear these baby pictures are having the desired effect. 154 00:10:02,619 --> 00:10:06,837 Oh, here's another one after we hosed her off and warmed her up. 155 00:10:06,996 --> 00:10:10,567 Oh, she's so cute. Almost as cute as you. 156 00:10:10,727 --> 00:10:13,062 Yeah, she wishes. 157 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:17,050 Oh, my gosh! I had that same blankie when I was a baby. 158 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:19,900 My daddy used to wrap me in it after my bath. 159 00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:22,405 Your daddy? 160 00:10:23,784 --> 00:10:25,847 Oh, my god. 161 00:10:26,007 --> 00:10:28,439 You're—you're somebody's daughter? 162 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,188 So? 163 00:10:31,348 --> 00:10:36,913 So I'm thinking about how I would feel if my baby girl was out with a guy like me. 164 00:10:37,463 --> 00:10:41,073 And it is not good! I'm all hands! 165 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:44,556 That's okay, because I want you to... 166 00:10:46,205 --> 00:10:49,160 dude, that is not what that is for! 167 00:10:51,579 --> 00:10:53,057 Look at you, 168 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:55,736 with your bright eyes and your rosy cheeks. 169 00:10:55,895 --> 00:10:58,745 I think vandalism really agrees with you. 170 00:10:59,373 --> 00:11:02,534 Well, donna, I think I've really turned a corner here. I'm tough, 171 00:11:02,694 --> 00:11:04,909 I'm gritty... 172 00:11:05,069 --> 00:11:07,387 okay, I've got paint under my fingernails. 173 00:11:07,846 --> 00:11:11,404 I may need to borrow my mother's manicure set. 174 00:11:11,564 --> 00:11:14,932 No, leave it. It makes you look dangerous. Like... 175 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,728 like you don't even know what a manicure set is. 176 00:11:19,321 --> 00:11:22,444 Donna, you got a little something on your face. I got it. 177 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:27,378 Kitty, come on in here. 178 00:11:27,795 --> 00:11:30,117 Boy, have I got big news. 179 00:11:30,277 --> 00:11:32,573 What's going on? - We just came from the bank. 180 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,806 You know that muffler shop that went out of business? 181 00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:37,155 I bought it. 182 00:11:37,315 --> 00:11:39,633 Oh, no! 183 00:11:43,071 --> 00:11:46,258 Do the oh, no oh, no! 184 00:11:46,418 --> 00:11:48,816 Do the oh, no oh, no! 185 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,012 Come on! 186 00:11:50,172 --> 00:11:51,976 Everybody. 187 00:11:52,136 --> 00:11:54,792 Do the oh, no say what? 188 00:11:54,952 --> 00:11:57,771 Do the oh, no right now 189 00:12:05,903 --> 00:12:08,301 what the hell? 190 00:12:14,615 --> 00:12:17,577 Yeah, - "what the hell?" Is right. 191 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,650 Who would do such an irresponsible and 192 00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:23,156 ironic thing? 193 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:27,070 Certainly not anyone I would want to make out with. 194 00:12:28,361 --> 00:12:30,758 I mean the opposite of that. 195 00:12:31,102 --> 00:12:34,958 Okay, you gotta admit it. This one's pretty funny. 196 00:12:37,146 --> 00:12:39,662 I'm sorry. I love wordplay. 197 00:12:39,821 --> 00:12:41,699 I don't get it. 198 00:12:41,859 --> 00:12:44,177 What's so funny about a muff? 199 00:12:45,357 --> 00:12:48,363 Kitty... - I mean, muffs aren't funny. 200 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:53,496 I have a beautiful gray one that I have been using for years. 201 00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:56,664 For the love of god, 202 00:12:57,132 --> 00:12:58,519 please. 203 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:02,176 Just tell me what's so funny about my - nothing. 204 00:13:03,114 --> 00:13:04,519 Nothing is funny. 205 00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:06,927 Exactly. 206 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,416 Would you look at this? 207 00:13:10,626 --> 00:13:13,602 Bubble gum ice cream? 208 00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:17,757 Okay, 209 00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:20,174 good start. 210 00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:23,981 Now let's fan out and search for more clues. 211 00:13:30,539 --> 00:13:34,644 So then I realized that kimberly is some guy's daughter. 212 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:39,293 Yeah, he probably loves her as much as I love my daughter, 213 00:13:39,453 --> 00:13:45,393 and then I had to go and take a boiling hot shower and scrub until a little skin came off. 214 00:13:46,522 --> 00:13:49,264 So the joy of having a daughter has come with some tragedy. 215 00:13:49,424 --> 00:13:52,797 You can no longer treat women like meaningless whores. 216 00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:56,001 Sucker! 217 00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:59,659 Steven, see, fathers love their children, 218 00:13:59,819 --> 00:14:02,869 just like your new daddy loves you, so call him. 219 00:14:04,057 --> 00:14:06,133 No. 220 00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:08,332 Steven, you never do anything I say. 221 00:14:08,492 --> 00:14:12,814 If you were a dog or someone who worked for me, I'd smack you in the nose with a newspaper. 222 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:15,598 All right, 223 00:14:15,757 --> 00:14:20,747 you guys, this is serious! I may never be able to have sex again, 224 00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:25,762 now that I realize that women are more than just sex objects. 225 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:31,891 Hey, is this like the time you realized you wanted to be a cop or like the time you realized that you were a robot? 226 00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:37,403 My eyes were red in all of my pictures. 227 00:14:39,968 --> 00:14:42,945 You know, I just don't believe that you've changed this much. 228 00:14:43,105 --> 00:14:44,639 For example, 229 00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:50,376 what would you do if I were to lean way over like this? 230 00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:56,952 What are you doing? Grab it, man! 231 00:14:59,728 --> 00:15:04,142 I can't! I respect women now! Listen, what am I gonna do? 232 00:15:04,302 --> 00:15:06,884 It's no big deal, man. You can, um, just... 233 00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:11,177 never have sex again. - With this body? 234 00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:15,238 All right, the people would riot in the streets. 235 00:15:16,265 --> 00:15:19,360 You know, you could engage in a meaningful relationship. 236 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:23,830 Donna, this is no time for your feminist mumbo-jumbo. 237 00:15:24,373 --> 00:15:27,204 Okay, wait, you guys, he doesn't wanna change. 238 00:15:27,364 --> 00:15:31,807 He wants to feel like he's respecting women while still acting like a shallow creep. 239 00:15:32,423 --> 00:15:35,248 You know, you've always gotten me, jackie. 240 00:15:36,391 --> 00:15:42,433 That's it. I need a loophole so I can keep doing what I'm doing without being a bad father. 241 00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:44,050 The father! 242 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,323 The father is the key. 243 00:15:46,483 --> 00:15:48,800 Oh, so we kill the father. 244 00:15:51,915 --> 00:15:55,013 Yeah, that's.. that's not what I meant. 245 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:58,408 Oh, me either. 246 00:16:02,183 --> 00:16:04,763 Well, of course steven should call his dad. 247 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,547 I know, but he won't do it, and I've tried everything— 248 00:16:07,707 --> 00:16:10,596 nagging him, poking him, smacking him. 249 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,035 You know, my bag of tricks is empty. 250 00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:16,328 Well, he needs a father. 251 00:16:16,487 --> 00:16:21,708 The day is fast approaching when someone's gonna have to talk to him about the birds and the bees. 252 00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:24,113 Well, actually, mrs. Forman... 253 00:16:24,273 --> 00:16:26,920 yes, it's fast, fast approaching. 254 00:16:28,093 --> 00:16:33,322 Oh! Here he comes. Okay, please do something. - Okay. I'm good at this. 255 00:16:36,019 --> 00:16:39,773 Oh, this is steven's father, you say? 256 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:45,669 You really wanna talk to him but he has to call you first, you say? 257 00:16:46,457 --> 00:16:48,064 Mrs. Forman? 258 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,150 I know you're not really on the phone with my dad. 259 00:16:51,974 --> 00:16:53,989 Oh, you do? 260 00:16:54,149 --> 00:16:56,466 Oh, you do? 261 00:16:57,204 --> 00:16:59,389 Well, you're right. 262 00:16:59,548 --> 00:17:05,204 I thought you said you were good at this. - He is a lot savvier than eric. 263 00:17:07,174 --> 00:17:10,439 Why can't you guys just let me do things my own way? 264 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:13,086 Because I know meeting your dad meant a lot to you. 265 00:17:13,246 --> 00:17:18,784 And every time something means a lot to you, you push it away before it can push you away. 266 00:17:18,944 --> 00:17:25,590 And every time something means a lot to me, I smother it, which is why we're such a good couple. 267 00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:27,669 Fine. 268 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:31,876 I'll call, if you both promise to stop bothering me about it and let me do it by myself. 269 00:17:32,036 --> 00:17:34,420 Absolutely. - Anything you want. 270 00:17:38,984 --> 00:17:41,382 I wish I had a camera. 271 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:46,241 Can I just get a picture of you holding the phone? 272 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,299 I'm hanging up. - We're going. Going. 273 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,843 Yeah, hi. William barnett, please. 274 00:17:57,003 --> 00:17:58,929 Hey, man, it's steven. 275 00:17:59,089 --> 00:18:01,776 Tell him you love him! Daddy, daddy, he loves you! 276 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:09,486 hello, sir. I'm here to pick up kimberly. 277 00:18:09,646 --> 00:18:12,625 And I figure if I'm up-front with you about my intentions, 278 00:18:12,785 --> 00:18:14,996 we can all feel good about our date. 279 00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:16,077 Now 280 00:18:16,237 --> 00:18:19,751 I'm about to do things of a sexual nature with your daughter. 281 00:18:19,911 --> 00:18:23,537 And even though she does those things... with everyone, 282 00:18:24,497 --> 00:18:28,589 I have a new respect for the father/daughter relationship now that I have a daughter... 283 00:18:28,749 --> 00:18:32,429 out of wedlock. I'm no longer with the mother. Don't worry. 284 00:18:32,664 --> 00:18:38,034 So I figure with your permission, I can proceed to pleasure her time and time again. 285 00:18:38,194 --> 00:18:40,523 What do you say? 286 00:18:48,913 --> 00:18:52,176 I can't believe red bought the muffler shop. 287 00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:56,046 All right, that's it. New eric's out, old eric's back. 288 00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:58,272 I should probably just go upstairs and 289 00:18:58,431 --> 00:19:00,724 think about what I've done. 290 00:19:00,884 --> 00:19:02,154 Come on. 291 00:19:02,314 --> 00:19:04,262 You can't turn back now. 292 00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:07,622 You're like an explorer, discovering a new you. 293 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:11,508 When columbus discovered america instead of the west indies, did he go to his room? 294 00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:16,581 No, he waded into mexico and stole all of their gold. 295 00:19:17,368 --> 00:19:20,411 Okay, I'm not following. 296 00:19:20,815 --> 00:19:24,737 I think it's hot when you do naughty stuff, and I want you to keep doing it. 297 00:19:25,287 --> 00:19:28,370 You know what? It is hot. 298 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:32,260 And I'm not gonna let red bully me out of it. I mean, how often was I hot before? 299 00:19:32,419 --> 00:19:35,052 Almost never, right! 300 00:19:35,326 --> 00:19:37,941 But now I am hot, and hot.. 301 00:19:38,101 --> 00:19:40,286 I will stay. 302 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,764 Let's celebrate. 303 00:19:43,614 --> 00:19:46,012 one of red's beers? 304 00:19:46,473 --> 00:19:49,699 There's a new sheriff in town, little lady. 305 00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:54,283 Well, if it isn't my son the vandal. 306 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:58,145 You know, I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot. 307 00:19:58,786 --> 00:20:02,711 Look, I said I was sorry and I'd fix up the shop. 308 00:20:02,871 --> 00:20:05,230 Come on, dad. Aren't we.. 309 00:20:05,389 --> 00:20:09,032 aren't we getting a little old for this whole dance? 310 00:20:09,618 --> 00:20:13,038 I mean, here we are, shaking our booties, and I mean... 311 00:20:13,348 --> 00:20:15,746 disco's dead. 312 00:20:16,025 --> 00:20:18,921 You're not taking dance classes again, are you? 313 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,655 No. 314 00:20:20,815 --> 00:20:22,763 I'm saying here's what's gonna happen. 315 00:20:22,923 --> 00:20:25,558 You're gonna accept my apology, man to man, 316 00:20:25,718 --> 00:20:28,208 and then sit down with me and my girl here 317 00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:30,731 and enjoy this beer. 318 00:20:31,265 --> 00:20:32,634 No. 319 00:20:32,794 --> 00:20:35,112 Here's what's gonna happen. 320 00:20:36,031 --> 00:20:40,851 You are gonna put down that beer and go to your room. 321 00:20:41,878 --> 00:20:44,275 Or... 322 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,113 here's what's gonna happen. 323 00:20:47,272 --> 00:20:49,064 I am gonna go to my room, 324 00:20:49,223 --> 00:20:51,541 but first... 325 00:20:52,608 --> 00:20:55,210 I'm gonna chug this beer. 326 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:58,267 Chug it, eric. 327 00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:04,439 Okay, that's really fizzy. 328 00:21:06,184 --> 00:21:08,581 But I think I made my point. 329 00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:13,094 Now you put some saran warp on that. 330 00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,628 And I will finish it later. 331 00:21:23,236 --> 00:21:29,761 I will have you know that my friend linda just filled me in on some slang words 332 00:21:30,101 --> 00:21:33,949 that some people in my family find funny, 333 00:21:34,352 --> 00:21:39,649 and now I can never feel comfortable with my muff again. 334 00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:42,539 Mom, you.. - don't laugh, mister. 335 00:21:42,699 --> 00:21:47,000 When you were a baby, I used to put you in it when you got out of the tub. 336 00:21:48,275 --> 00:21:50,673 Okay, this isn't funny anymore. 337 00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:53,356 Stop!