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so, Eric, your dad's
muffler shop opens tomorrow.

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That's, like, the perfect job for him.
I mean, he's been muffling you for years.

3
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Yes, he really hates noise.

4
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I think it's because
it reminds him of fun.

5
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Hey, at least Red got a job he likes.
I thought I was cool flipping burgers,

6
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then I met the night shift guy who's been doing it for 30
years. He's got no eyebrows, and he lives in his own car.

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I don't want to be that guy.

8
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And you won't be if you
follow the plan I gave you,

9
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Okay? We get a job
as a local weather team,

10
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then go national as
morning talk show hosts,

11
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and then... star in
our own ice capades.

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Jackie, I've told you,
I don't capade.

13
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I am quitting my job, though.
- Me too.

14
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The department of motor vehicles
is not as glamorous as it sounds.

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You know what
motor vehicles are?

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They're cars.

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Just cars.

18
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Fez, you know what you should do?
You should be a cop like me.

19
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You could go undercover
and catch foreigners.

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Oh, so it's a crime
to be foreign, huh?

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No, of course not.

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It's a crime to do the
things that foreigners do.

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Well, I, for one, love my
job. Want to know why?

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I have no job.

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Yeah, that's one of the
benefits of taking the year off.

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Speaking of that, how'd that all-day
marathon go on the slip 'n slide?

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Pretty good.

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Except for around
hour three, when...

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I got a pretty
serious owie.

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Yeah, when you went in for a juice,
I slipped a rock under there.

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Ah. Anyway, today, I
will be chasing butterflies.

32
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Tomorrow, I'm gonna break
out the giant bubble wand.

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What'd you do, go down the
clearance aisle at the drugstore?

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Yes, I did.

35
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You'll all be happy to know you'll be receiving
goody bags containing 4th of july socks,

36
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cornstarch

37
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and a calendar
from 1972.

38
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Okay, I think we're nearly
set up for business.

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Thanks for helping,
or, uh,

40
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standing around saying,
"ew, grease."

41
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Whoa, Steven.

42
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You already got
that muffler together?

43
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Yeah, well, you know, metal
shop was my favorite class.

44
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I went to, like,

45
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half of 'em.

46
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You know, I need an extra set of hands
around here. How'd you like the job?

47
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No, Steven, you can't.

48
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I mean, don't take this personally, Mr. Forman, but
guys who work in muffler shops are bottom-feeders.

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Jackie.

50
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Well, I said, "don't take this
personally." What else can I do?

51
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Jackie, I gotta take
this job. You kidding me?

52
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I mean, I'm good with
my hands, I don't mind dirt,

53
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and I have a high
tolerance for fumes.

54
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Fine. If it makes you
happy, then I'm happy.

55
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Steven, why is it everything that I
love about you also grosses me out?

56
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You're so complicated.

57
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Okay. You can
start tomorrow.

58
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But we're not driving in
together. That's too weird.

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Cool.

60
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All right, I gotta take off. I'm gonna
go have lunch with my new dad.

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Oh, bring a camera
get a picture.

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Steven, you don't have
any family pictures.

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Well, we have some really good ones
of my mom down at the county jail.

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One full face, two profiles—
each one dated and numbered.

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Oh, steven, you've
had the hardest life.

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You know, I should probably be more
generous and considerate with you.

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But I am
what I am.

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Okay, we are going to make this
the prettiest muffler shop ever.

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Really, all I wanted was
a "grand opening" sign.

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And you've got one...

71
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in needlepoint.

72
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Kitty that's so tiny.

73
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Needlepoint is
very hard work.

74
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You never appreciate
anything I do.

75
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You should've just
married Betty Parker.

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No, no, no. What I meant
was, it's so tiny, like...

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your waist.

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Thank you.

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Eric, you want to
hand me that manifold?

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The manifold.

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Mani... fold.

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Man, I folded that.

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Eric, are you ready
to help me decorate?

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Yes, now I was thinking we could line this
counter here with red-white-and-blue bunting.

85
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How is it that I raised a son who
knows "bunting" but not "manifold"?

86
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Well, maybe the problem is
that you were never around.

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I was always around.

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Yeah, maybe I
was the problem.

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That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 4
"Beast of burden"

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Correction par Guzo

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Merci à Raceman

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I've never been
to a beauty salon.

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I'm excited to see how
they make people beautiful

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Especially that lady over there.
That's gonna take some work.

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Well, fez, I don't know how long
I'm gonna be here, so no wandering off.

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You gave me a hell of a scare
the other day at the mall.

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I'm not going anywhere. I'm just
$enjoying my time away from the DMV.

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All those foreigners...

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Learn to speak
garbled english, people.

100
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Well, the last time I was here,
they were looking for help.

101
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And they have no idea
how weird you are.

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That is an
advantage.

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What's the job?

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Shampoo boy.

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Shampoo boy?

106
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You mean, I would get
paid for touch hair?

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I used to get in so
much trouble for that

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Hey!

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Don't touch me!

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What are you doing, man?

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What am I doing? What are you doing with
your long, beautiful hair, you hippie freak?

112
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That's it!

113
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It is my destiny to
be a shampoo boy.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is
there a job that pays you to eat pie

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No.

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It is my destiny to
be a shampoo boy.

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Hey, mom, guess what
hyde just told me.

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if it's tawdry, I don't
want to hear it.

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No.

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Dad offered him a job
at the muffler shop.

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And did I even get an offer? No. Like I wasn't there,
too. Like I wasn't all sore from hanging all that bunting.

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Well, sweetie, don't
take it so hard.

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Your father's always had a soft spot for
Steven, but he loves you, too. I just know it.

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Well, you know
what I think?

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If dad loves Hyde so much,
maybe he should marry him.

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Honey, that's not possible. Your
father is already married to me.

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What? No, mom, it's—
it's an expression.

128
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Well, it's nota very good one.

129
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"Twenty three skeedow"
now, that's an expression.

130
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Yes...

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That's what I should to say.

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Kitty, look

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I framed one of my
"grand opening" flyers

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now if the shop's a
success, I'llhave a souvenir.

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And if not,

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I'll have something to
glare at while I'm drinking

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that's a very good idea.

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And you know what else
is a very good idea?

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Offering Eric a job just
like you did Steven.

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Kitty, I can only afford
to hire one person.

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And why can't that one person
be your very own son?

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Because my very own son
can't do anything.

143
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No that's not true.

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Just today he caught the
most beautiful butterfly

145
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well

146
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if a giant butterfly is
tearing up the shop

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I'll call eric.

148
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I'm not sure I want him
to face a giant butterfly

149
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So, red, we got your
muffler store flyer, and

150
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I'm a little hurt. You know,
you never asked for my input.

151
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I mean, I had a
business on my own.

152
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Bob,

153
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Your business
went under.

154
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Yeah, but
very slowly.

155
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Don't feel
insulted, Bob

156
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Red wouldn't even give
his own child a job.

157
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If you have muffler shop,
wouldn't you give Donna a job?

158
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Sure, Donna knows her
way around the car.

159
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But Eric thinks an exhaust belt is something
that holds up your pants when you're tired.

160
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There's no such thing as
an exhaust belt, bob.

161
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Well, then he thinks something
else is something else.

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Y'know, when you start
a new business,

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You need a gimmick.

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When I opened my store,

165
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I rented a monkey.

166
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People will drive a hundred miles to
see a monkey, 200 if he's wearing a suit.

167
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:07,343
And Bobby dressed up as Tarzan,
and I dressed up as Jane

168
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Remember?

169
00:10:08,659 --> 00:10:10,298
Do I!

170
00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:12,992
"Me, Tarzan, you, Jane.

171
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That's just what I said.

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00:10:16,193 --> 00:10:18,860
Bob, I'll tell you what my
gimmick is gonna be.

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Good service at a fair price.

174
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Oh, please. Leave that
stuff to the japanese.

175
00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:28,778
Hey Geri.

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This is Fez. And he would like to
apply for the shampoo boy job.

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00:10:33,001 --> 00:10:35,382
Yeah? Why do you
wanna be a shampoo boy

178
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because I love hair—on the head, on the body, on
floor, and if there's one in my salad, I enjoy it more.

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Fez.

180
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,588
Okay, maybe I got a
little carried away.

181
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The one on my salad—
I can take it or leave it.

182
00:10:48,665 --> 00:10:50,933
You're a little creepy.

183
00:10:51,093 --> 00:10:54,141
But you're cute, so I'll test you
on one of our regular clients.

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Yes, that's great, Fez. I
have complete faith in you.

185
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You're gonna wash Donna's hair.
- Oh!

186
00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:01,882
Um,

187
00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:04,943
You know, I'm kind of
exclusive with paulette.

188
00:11:05,127 --> 00:11:08,989
I can't just test him on
anyone. He seems kinda pervy.

189
00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:13,019
She gets me.

190
00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,286
Okay, fine.

191
00:11:15,446 --> 00:11:19,628
But nothing other than your hands
touches nothing other than my head.

192
00:11:19,961 --> 00:11:21,996
Oh, thank you, donna.
You're not gonna regret this.

193
00:11:22,156 --> 00:11:25,173
That's the first time I said
that to a girl and meant it.

194
00:11:29,152 --> 00:11:31,118
Well, thanks for lunch, man.

195
00:11:31,278 --> 00:11:35,776
I gotta say, a burger just tastes better when
it's bought for you by your new black dad.

196
00:11:37,491 --> 00:11:39,110
So you must really
love Led Zeppelin.

197
00:11:39,270 --> 00:11:42,370
That's the oldest shirt I've ever seen
on someone who wasn't a bum.

198
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:43,406
Hey,

199
00:11:43,565 --> 00:11:47,149
If god didn't want me to wear it so much,
he wouldn't have made them rock so hard.

200
00:11:47,764 --> 00:11:51,351
Led Zeppelin's cool. I caught 'em
back in '69. Front row.

201
00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:52,358
Whoa.

202
00:11:52,517 --> 00:11:54,522
Oh, I did well with
the ladies that night.

203
00:11:54,682 --> 00:11:57,000
They probably thought
I was jimi hendrix.

204
00:11:57,566 --> 00:11:59,964
I told 'em
I was jimi hendrix.

205
00:12:00,855 --> 00:12:01,594
smile!

206
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,009
Jackie,

207
00:12:03,169 --> 00:12:04,857
we're trying to have
lunch here, do you mind?

208
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,839
Who cares about lunch, Steven?

209
00:12:06,999 --> 00:12:10,199
We need a picture of a
parent who's not under arrest.

210
00:12:12,215 --> 00:12:12,984
Listen,

211
00:12:13,144 --> 00:12:16,589
the reason I wanted to see you is I was thinking
that maybe you'd like to come work for me.

212
00:12:16,749 --> 00:12:18,995
I could teach you the
record store business.

213
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,472
Well, I have stolen
a lot of records.

214
00:12:22,322 --> 00:12:24,969
I would like to learn
why people pay for 'em.

215
00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:27,503
You know what?

216
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,369
I can't. I just took
another job today.

217
00:12:29,528 --> 00:12:30,700
Well, quit that job.

218
00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:34,446
You come work for me, and we'll
kick butt at the father/son picnic.

219
00:12:34,606 --> 00:12:37,907
I'll even start a father/son picnic
just so we can kick butt.

220
00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:40,774
Man, that sounds really cool.
You know, I'll try and work it out.

221
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,252
That's what I like to hear.

222
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:44,653
Hey!

223
00:12:44,813 --> 00:12:47,897
Well, steven, you're gonna need
a picture for your christmas card.

224
00:12:57,592 --> 00:13:00,442
So, uh, Hyde, when my
dad offered you the job,

225
00:13:00,602 --> 00:13:03,693
I mean, what exactly did
he say? Was it, like, um,

226
00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:08,855
"since I don't see my own son here right now,
"I might as well just give you the job"?

227
00:13:10,569 --> 00:13:13,216
I can't believe I got a job
from my dad and from red.

228
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,314
Now I have two jobs.

229
00:13:15,473 --> 00:13:17,791
It's like I'm a workaholic.

230
00:13:19,023 --> 00:13:22,237
I gotta tell you, that's not
the kind of "holic" I thought I'd be.

231
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,739
Wow, hyde, this is really gettin'
to you. I mean, look at you

232
00:13:25,899 --> 00:13:30,215
you're leaning forward, you got your
sunglasses off. You're freakin' out.

233
00:13:31,214 --> 00:13:33,965
Well, this is an emotional
time for my steven.

234
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:38,311
His new daddy and his substitute daddy
are in a tug-of-war for his heart.

235
00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:41,903
Whoa. I thought we established
that hyde doesn't have a heart.

236
00:13:42,136 --> 00:13:45,012
It was no heart, no brain,

237
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,547
no courage.

238
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,778
I'll just have to tell red
I can't take the job.

239
00:13:51,938 --> 00:13:54,001
I mean,
he'll understand.

240
00:13:54,161 --> 00:13:56,478
Wait, I'm the scarecrow?

241
00:13:58,110 --> 00:14:00,840
He's the one
who gets set on fire.

242
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,571
Oh, yeah, that's me.

243
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:09,124
Steven, I have a
little surprise for you.

244
00:14:11,105 --> 00:14:13,106
Pretty nice, huh?

245
00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:16,028
They already had a bunch of
patches that said "steven."

246
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,966
But I had a "Hyde" one custom-made
'cause I know that's what you prefer.

247
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,081
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

248
00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:24,062
Custom-made?

249
00:14:24,222 --> 00:14:28,138
He once got me a hat that said "Erin"
because it was "close enough."

250
00:14:30,889 --> 00:14:31,983
Uh,

251
00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:34,430
thanks, Red.
This is- this is really cool.

252
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:36,262
Yeah, well,

253
00:14:36,421 --> 00:14:38,739
you can buy
your own pants.

254
00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:43,001
Hyde...

255
00:14:43,161 --> 00:14:47,726
Why didn't you say anything?
- Because he's torn between two daddies.

256
00:14:49,832 --> 00:14:52,838
Steven, when you're in a
moral quandary, do what I do,

257
00:14:52,998 --> 00:14:56,700
Okay? Put on some donny osmond, close
your eyes and ask yourself one question—

258
00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:59,203
who's richer?

259
00:15:01,018 --> 00:15:03,515
Okay, Fez, this
is your station.

260
00:15:03,732 --> 00:15:06,879
Donna, here's my pepper
spray, just in case.

261
00:15:08,577 --> 00:15:09,862
You owe me.

262
00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:13,089
Okay, let's see what we
have to work with here.

263
00:15:30,838 --> 00:15:32,724
Fez!

264
00:15:32,884 --> 00:15:35,585
Shouldn't you be doing
something with soap and water?

265
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,498
Oh, so you want
it wet and soapy.

266
00:15:40,663 --> 00:15:42,475
Fez, I just want
my hair washed.

267
00:15:42,635 --> 00:15:44,953
Oh, so you want
to call the shots.

268
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:47,912
Don't do the "so you want" stuff.
- Oh, so you want it silent.

269
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,668
Fez!

270
00:15:49,828 --> 00:15:51,150
Okay, okay.

271
00:15:51,309 --> 00:15:53,531
Showtime.

272
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:56,591
Now you're about to
experience some feelings.

273
00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:58,559
My advice is

274
00:15:58,719 --> 00:16:01,037
give into them.

275
00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:08,725
Hey, come on
in. Look around.

276
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,256
Heck, take a muffler if you like.

277
00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,129
I'm—I'm just kidding.

278
00:16:13,288 --> 00:16:15,806
Don't touch anything
you're not gonna buy.

279
00:16:16,741 --> 00:16:18,019
W.B.

280
00:16:18,179 --> 00:16:19,467
Surprised to see you here.

281
00:16:19,627 --> 00:16:25,932
Well, I just wanted to see why steven would take a job at a muffler shop
instead of working for mein an office with air conditioning and a pension plan.

282
00:16:26,092 --> 00:16:28,430
I guess white folks
are just weird.

283
00:16:31,778 --> 00:16:34,270
Man, he didn't even think about
offering me the job, did he?

284
00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:38,072
Oh, well, honey, he just
didn't think you were a good fit.

285
00:16:38,437 --> 00:16:42,061
It's called "Forman & son."

286
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:50,219
It doesn't say
whose son.

287
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,834
What the hell
are you doing?

288
00:16:55,994 --> 00:16:56,783
What?

289
00:16:56,943 --> 00:16:59,660
It's your first day on the
job, and you're drinking?

290
00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:02,660
This is not summer
camp, you know?

291
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:05,187
There's drinking
at summer camp?

292
00:17:06,037 --> 00:17:11,626
Look, if you're not responsible enough to handle
yourself, then obviously,I made a big mistake.

293
00:17:11,786 --> 00:17:15,400
I hope there's another job out
there for you, because you're fired.

294
00:17:16,116 --> 00:17:18,367
My dad told you he offered
me a job, didn't he?

295
00:17:18,527 --> 00:17:19,982
What?

296
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:21,115
No.

297
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,592
What?

298
00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:26,859
'Cause I've heard you
fire a lot of people,

299
00:17:27,019 --> 00:17:30,685
and I've never heard you say, "I hope
there's another job out there for you."

300
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:34,998
You say, "I hope my foot
"doesn't get stuck in your ass."

301
00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:38,810
Or, "don't let my foot get stuck in
your ass on the way out the door."

302
00:17:38,977 --> 00:17:42,334
Or the classic, "I'm gonna
stick my foot in your ass."

303
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,837
Just get outta here.

304
00:17:45,636 --> 00:17:48,034
Thanks, red.

305
00:17:51,797 --> 00:17:54,312
You're such a softy.

306
00:17:55,778 --> 00:17:58,558
Are you lurking
behind everything?

307
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,929
Well, it's the only way I get
to see your real emotions

308
00:18:05,177 --> 00:18:09,106
So guess you have a job
to offer eric after all?

309
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,769
Yeah, well, I guess I could
teach eric something about cars.

310
00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:18,869
Maybe if I told him they were called
"space mobiles," he'd take to it.

311
00:18:20,384 --> 00:18:22,769
Hey, Eric.

312
00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:24,600
How'd you like
to work for me?

313
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,964
Here? With you?

314
00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:30,927
Wow, dad, that would mean a lot.
Then it really would be "Forman & son."

315
00:18:31,086 --> 00:18:33,437
So you'll take the job?
- Hell, no.

316
00:18:36,934 --> 00:18:37,920
Good.

317
00:18:38,079 --> 00:18:41,011
I mean, I don't want to
work. This is my year off.

318
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:44,815
Then why did you complain all day
about not getting the job?

319
00:18:44,975 --> 00:18:46,222
Oh, well, mom,

320
00:18:46,382 --> 00:18:50,248
I just wanted to get invited to the
dance. I mean,I didn't want to dance.

321
00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:53,073
Hell, I don't even know
any of the steps.

322
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:57,074
Honey, you are
a wonderful dancer.

323
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,828
Hey, man,

324
00:19:04,988 --> 00:19:07,972
Is that job still available?
'Cause red just fired me.

325
00:19:08,421 --> 00:19:09,940
Sure. The job's yours.

326
00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:11,421
Cool. When
do I start?

327
00:19:11,581 --> 00:19:12,354
How about monday?

328
00:19:12,514 --> 00:19:14,882
Ooh, mondays are
gonna be tough for me.

329
00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:18,606
I find I'm fresher if I start
my work week on a tuesday.

330
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,541
Say, uh, some
time after lunch?

331
00:19:21,775 --> 00:19:23,493
I'll see you
monday at 9.

332
00:19:23,653 --> 00:19:25,971
Let's call it 10.

333
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,671
Jackie, jackie,

334
00:19:28,831 --> 00:19:31,148
fez shampooed
my hair.

335
00:19:31,348 --> 00:19:34,379
And you were able to untie
yourself and get away?

336
00:19:34,712 --> 00:19:35,981
No, Jackie,

337
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,512
his hands
were amazing.

338
00:19:37,672 --> 00:19:40,751
At one point, it was like
he had five extra fingers.

339
00:19:40,911 --> 00:19:44,252
Well, donna, he is
foreign. He might.

340
00:19:47,472 --> 00:19:49,870
Ladies.

341
00:19:50,136 --> 00:19:52,534
Hi, Fez.

342
00:19:53,099 --> 00:19:56,312
Well, it's official.
I am shampoo boy.

343
00:19:57,078 --> 00:20:01,824
The word on the street is you need to smoke
a cigarette after this boy lathers you up.

344
00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:04,821
I'm the one
who said that.

345
00:20:05,353 --> 00:20:07,751
Fez, did you get taller?

346
00:20:08,177 --> 00:20:12,551
Well, I'm gonna make an appointment. But I'm
not using the same sink as the old ladies.

347
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,370
Oh, you'll use the
sink I tell you to use.

348
00:20:17,251 --> 00:20:19,622
Okay, Fez.

349
00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:22,152
Wow!

350
00:20:23,234 --> 00:20:26,426
Hey, Red. This
is goin' great.

351
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:28,514
Ah, yeah.
It's going okay.

352
00:20:28,674 --> 00:20:33,988
But can you imagine how great it would be going if he
used the midget catering company I told him about?

353
00:20:34,555 --> 00:20:35,707
Yeah, well,

354
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:39,328
uh, thanks, Bob, for not forcing some
cock a mamy gimmick down my throat.

355
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,551
Hey, I'd never do that.

356
00:20:41,711 --> 00:20:44,545
Kelso, plan's off.
Get it outta here.

357
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,151
We got him for
three more hours.

358
00:20:52,311 --> 00:20:54,945
I'm gonna see if I can
teach him how to drive.

359
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:07,355
there's a butterfly in
the backyard. I'm on it!

360
00:21:17,661 --> 00:21:19,512
Okay. He's after me.

361
00:21:19,672 --> 00:21:21,989
He's after me.

362
00:21:24,304 --> 00:21:26,939
Crap. That just made him mad.