1
00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:23,564
doesn't anybody want
to ask me how I'm feeling?

2
00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,345
Well, of course.

3
00:00:25,505 --> 00:00:27,849
Eric, ask your mother
how she's feeling.

4
00:00:28,503 --> 00:00:30,041
How are you feeling, mom?

5
00:00:30,201 --> 00:00:32,156
Unneeded, unnecessary
and unloved.

6
00:00:32,316 --> 00:00:34,619
Oh, you set me up.

7
00:00:34,779 --> 00:00:37,089
Well, there's no one
for me to take care of.

8
00:00:37,249 --> 00:00:39,527
Steven's off with his dad,
you're...

9
00:00:39,687 --> 00:00:42,503
busy with your silly
not-working projects, and...

10
00:00:42,663 --> 00:00:44,975
we haven't heard from laurie
since she moved to canada.

11
00:00:45,135 --> 00:00:47,401
Where bottomless
dancing is legal.

12
00:00:47,561 --> 00:00:50,149
Cheer up, kitty. You'll always
have me to take care of.

13
00:00:50,309 --> 00:00:53,520
Oh, the way you eat,
you'll be dead long before me.

14
00:00:54,674 --> 00:00:57,458
You're the one that puts bacon on everything.
- I do not.

15
00:00:57,618 --> 00:01:00,472
Last week you put bacon on ham.
- Fine.

16
00:01:00,632 --> 00:01:02,836
Everything's my fault.

17
00:01:02,995 --> 00:01:05,233
Man, I can't wait
to be married.

18
00:01:05,393 --> 00:01:07,947
All right, fine.
Look, we could talk all day,

19
00:01:08,107 --> 00:01:13,806
but I see one little fella that
still needs your attention.

20
00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:17,417
We still have schotzie?

21
00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,119
I thought he ran away.

22
00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:22,005
No, he's been hiding
underneath the house.

23
00:01:22,471 --> 00:01:24,039
For a year?

24
00:01:24,199 --> 00:01:27,483
Poor little fella.
He's afraid of the garden hose.

25
00:01:29,977 --> 00:01:34,909
Look, mom, maybe you should stop worrying about
everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself.

26
00:01:35,069 --> 00:01:37,699
Maybe you should find something
to enrich your life.

27
00:01:37,859 --> 00:01:39,388
Oh, may I suggest

28
00:01:39,548 --> 00:01:41,866
the teachings of the jedi?

29
00:01:43,497 --> 00:01:47,477
And may I suggest
the footing of your ass?

30
00:01:50,408 --> 00:01:53,138
this is not the ass
you're looking for.

31
00:01:55,336 --> 00:01:57,734
See, now you don't know
what to do.

32
00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:06,155
You guys, yesterday at the salon
I gave a shampoo to tina simpson.

33
00:02:06,315 --> 00:02:07,811
And you know what?

34
00:02:07,970 --> 00:02:10,288
She has a lumpy head.

35
00:02:11,496 --> 00:02:14,747
Oh, gross. I made out with her
in the tenth grade.

36
00:02:14,906 --> 00:02:18,553
If I'd have known she had a lumpy head,
I would have felt around up there.

37
00:02:19,585 --> 00:02:22,566
Well, I mean, it's gross,
but you want to feel it, right?

38
00:02:22,749 --> 00:02:25,750
You guys, listen to this ad.
"Do you like to draw?"

39
00:02:25,909 --> 00:02:30,394
Well, I have been known to trace my
hand and turn it into a turkey.

40
00:02:30,554 --> 00:02:36,772
"If so, have your artistic ability evaluated
"by the cartoon academy of fort lauderdale."

41
00:02:36,931 --> 00:02:39,632
Ooh. I think picasso
went there.

42
00:02:40,316 --> 00:02:45,111
All I have to do is send in my
drawing of sanchez the turtle

43
00:02:45,427 --> 00:02:51,139
and a money order for $19.95. 20 bucks to
get judged by a panel of cartoon experts?

44
00:02:51,299 --> 00:02:53,691
I'd pay twice that.

45
00:02:54,613 --> 00:02:58,321
Steven, you cannot go to your first day
at your dad's company dressed like that.

46
00:02:58,481 --> 00:03:02,305
You're working there,
not digging a ditch to there.

47
00:03:02,904 --> 00:03:05,362
Jackie, he owns a chain
of record stores.

48
00:03:05,522 --> 00:03:08,167
This is the official uniform
of rock 'n' roll.

49
00:03:08,327 --> 00:03:10,657
I'm dressed to jam.

50
00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,866
I agree with jackie.
You clean up so nice.

51
00:03:14,449 --> 00:03:16,846
Let the world see what I see.

52
00:03:21,025 --> 00:03:25,327
I'm sorry. I'm drawing sanchez the turtle.
I made a little bubble where he's saying,

53
00:03:25,487 --> 00:03:27,878
"what's the hurry, guys?"

54
00:03:29,336 --> 00:03:32,200
Watch your back,
"doonesbury."

55
00:03:33,368 --> 00:03:37,442
All right, steven, you know, I really think you—
- Lay off, okay? I'm dressed fine.

56
00:03:37,602 --> 00:03:39,615
Really?
What's the job?

57
00:03:39,774 --> 00:03:42,676
Are they looking
for an entry-level hobo?

58
00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:47,715
Actually, I'm hoping to get to listen to the
records and pick which ones the stores carry.

59
00:03:47,874 --> 00:03:49,305
In which case,

60
00:03:49,465 --> 00:03:51,653
bye-bye, andy gibb.

61
00:03:51,812 --> 00:03:54,613
What do you have against
good-looking guys?

62
00:03:55,145 --> 00:03:58,395
We're just like you,
except for much better-looking.

63
00:03:59,094 --> 00:04:00,899
You know what you should do?

64
00:04:01,059 --> 00:04:03,481
Bring back swing music.

65
00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:13,768
Hey, sue me. I like a song
I can throw a lady around to.

66
00:04:17,282 --> 00:04:20,374
That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 05

67
00:04:20,534 --> 00:04:23,704
Traduction par Guzo,

68
00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:27,121
Merci à Raceman

69
00:04:27,281 --> 00:04:30,526
www.forom.com

70
00:04:55,326 --> 00:04:57,840
here's where
you'll be working, son.

71
00:04:58,406 --> 00:05:00,474
Well, it's pretty grim.

72
00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,651
So is this where we interrogate
the political prisoners?

73
00:05:05,633 --> 00:05:07,216
So, um,

74
00:05:07,376 --> 00:05:09,539
where's all the records at?
- Right here.

75
00:05:09,698 --> 00:05:14,264
These papers are the sales records for all
of our stores in the greater tri-county area.

76
00:05:14,930 --> 00:05:17,819
These aren't the kind of papers
I thought I'd be working with.

77
00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,706
I thought they'd be smaller and
wrapped around something illegal.

78
00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:26,092
Look, I don't wanna bum you out, but
we kind of have a dress code here.

79
00:05:26,252 --> 00:05:27,737
You're dressed pretty casual.

80
00:05:27,897 --> 00:05:30,664
Yeah, but this is silk.
You couldn't pull it off.

81
00:05:32,679 --> 00:05:35,270
Steven, I love your closet.

82
00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:37,822
Where's your office?

83
00:05:38,456 --> 00:05:39,865
Did you follow me here?

84
00:05:40,025 --> 00:05:42,022
And you never even saw me.

85
00:05:42,182 --> 00:05:46,747
See, the trick is, is to stay two
cars behind and one to the left.

86
00:05:47,197 --> 00:05:50,372
Oh, here. I brought you
a very special lunch,

87
00:05:50,532 --> 00:05:53,710
and it's wrapped
in a suit and tie.

88
00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:55,841
Wear it.

89
00:05:56,001 --> 00:05:58,688
A suit? See,
she has the right idea.

90
00:05:58,848 --> 00:06:00,686
Well, I told him
to dress nicer.

91
00:06:00,846 --> 00:06:03,364
But he's poor,
and that's your fault.

92
00:06:06,793 --> 00:06:07,929
Steven,

93
00:06:08,089 --> 00:06:10,378
we're gonna be evaluating
store profits from last quarter,

94
00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:15,240
so your job is to go through these records and
to underline every instance of the word "credit."

95
00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,254
That's what I'm gonna be doing
my whole first day?

96
00:06:17,414 --> 00:06:19,957
First day? Ha!
It'll take you a week.

97
00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,954
Well, if you get bored,
do what I do—play golf.

98
00:06:23,337 --> 00:06:24,972
I don't play golf.

99
00:06:25,132 --> 00:06:27,450
Good.
You can't leave anyway.

100
00:06:31,845 --> 00:06:34,094
What exactly
are they doing?

101
00:06:34,254 --> 00:06:35,884
I'm not sure.

102
00:06:36,044 --> 00:06:39,394
I think it's like a karate
that kills you with jiggle.

103
00:06:42,208 --> 00:06:44,581
And that's
how you do tai chi.

104
00:06:44,741 --> 00:06:46,834
Are you boys
ready to try?

105
00:06:46,994 --> 00:06:50,593
No, I think we need to watch
you two do it a little bit more.

106
00:06:52,159 --> 00:06:53,860
They're not trying
to learn, mom.

107
00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:57,395
Otherwise they wouldn't have
brought lawn chairs and fudgesicles.

108
00:06:57,853 --> 00:07:01,337
Kelso, I thought you were gonna start respecting
women now that you have a daughter.

109
00:07:01,497 --> 00:07:04,629
I am, but you two
are grandfathered in.

110
00:07:06,412 --> 00:07:09,229
I really don't see
what the big deal is, bob.

111
00:07:09,389 --> 00:07:12,159
We brought this tray over
to you full of cookies.

112
00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:15,352
You should have brought it back full
of cookies. That's all I'm saying.

113
00:07:15,918 --> 00:07:18,702
What are you two doing?
- It's tai chi.

114
00:07:18,862 --> 00:07:21,579
It's an ancient form
of exercise and meditation.

115
00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:26,219
It originated in the far east
in a place called los angeles.

116
00:07:27,817 --> 00:07:31,176
Seems really interesting. Can I try?
- Sure.

117
00:07:31,336 --> 00:07:34,860
I'd stay out here and try it with you,
but I'd rather go inside and eat.

118
00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:39,904
So the key is to relax
and find your inner peace.

119
00:07:40,064 --> 00:07:41,977
Seems a little exotic,

120
00:07:42,137 --> 00:07:47,568
but if this tai chi is half as good as a
mai tai, I'm sure I'm gonna love it.

121
00:07:58,139 --> 00:08:00,903
You're the new guy, huh?
I'm dennis.

122
00:08:02,369 --> 00:08:04,766
I'm hyde.

123
00:08:11,852 --> 00:08:14,250
Mondays, huh?

124
00:08:14,417 --> 00:08:16,751
I guess.

125
00:08:16,911 --> 00:08:21,609
Well, you picked a good week to start.
We just got a new copy machine.

126
00:08:22,758 --> 00:08:25,156
It's already broken.

127
00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,321
I'm really unhappy.

128
00:08:38,402 --> 00:08:40,370
Okay.

129
00:08:40,529 --> 00:08:42,925
Donna was right. I do need
to start respecting women,

130
00:08:43,085 --> 00:08:47,892
so I decided to donate my entire
"playboy" collection to the needy.

131
00:08:48,735 --> 00:08:51,133
Here you go, fez.

132
00:08:51,582 --> 00:08:54,474
You're giving fez a box
full of nudie magazines?

133
00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,243
That's like giving a monkey
a loaded gun.

134
00:08:57,892 --> 00:09:01,852
No, it's not. A monkey with
a loaded gun can hurt a lot of people.

135
00:09:02,352 --> 00:09:04,749
I can only hurt myself.

136
00:09:05,848 --> 00:09:09,878
But a monkey with a loaded gun
would be an awesome tv show.

137
00:09:10,793 --> 00:09:15,379
Everybody would be, like, "aw, don't
worry. It's just a monkey,"and then bam!

138
00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:22,205
Thanks for taking me
to get my tai chi supplies.

139
00:09:23,054 --> 00:09:25,455
What was that wonderful
store called again?

140
00:09:25,615 --> 00:09:29,030
Point place meditation supply
and dried fruit depot.

141
00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:31,565
Well, that is so clever.

142
00:09:31,725 --> 00:09:33,034
Really?

143
00:09:33,194 --> 00:09:35,970
Wow. Your clever threshold's
really low.

144
00:09:37,335 --> 00:09:40,216
This colors a lot of the compliments
that you've given me.

145
00:09:42,229 --> 00:09:44,859
I just love my new buddy.

146
00:09:45,408 --> 00:09:47,806
I think it's called
a buddha.

147
00:09:48,106 --> 00:09:50,753
No, that is not even a word.

148
00:09:51,003 --> 00:09:54,300
Next you'll tell me butter
is called "booder."

149
00:09:55,016 --> 00:09:56,784
What's going on back here?

150
00:09:56,944 --> 00:10:00,545
Hey, look!
You got a thing of me.

151
00:10:03,129 --> 00:10:06,633
I am making this space
my tai chi area.

152
00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:09,343
So you're gonna be
out here,

153
00:10:09,502 --> 00:10:11,782
and I'll be in there
alone?

154
00:10:11,942 --> 00:10:14,146
I love tai chi.

155
00:10:14,306 --> 00:10:15,994
Eric, I got a job for you.

156
00:10:16,154 --> 00:10:18,958
Go grab some cement
and secure that...

157
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,371
bob statue.

158
00:10:21,531 --> 00:10:25,332
Okay, if that's a job,
then how much does that pay?

159
00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:28,645
It pays my foot
not going in your ass.

160
00:10:29,994 --> 00:10:32,391
So it's on credit then.
Good.

161
00:10:32,774 --> 00:10:34,350
Hey, donna, look!

162
00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,828
Ho, ho, ho!

163
00:10:43,264 --> 00:10:46,963
I can't tell you how good it makes me
feel to look in here and see my own son.

164
00:10:47,123 --> 00:10:48,203
How's it going?

165
00:10:48,362 --> 00:10:51,206
Well, I'm kind of glad
there's not a window in here.

166
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,038
Probably would have
jumped out of it.

167
00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:58,397
Ah, you kids
with your suicide jokes.

168
00:11:51,659 --> 00:11:54,044
finally finished.

169
00:11:54,204 --> 00:11:56,273
Bad news, hyde.

170
00:11:56,433 --> 00:12:02,364
Sales decided it would be more efficient to whiteout
the credits and underline the debits instead.

171
00:12:04,862 --> 00:12:06,214
But...

172
00:12:06,373 --> 00:12:07,962
but...

173
00:12:08,122 --> 00:12:10,360
but I underlined credits.

174
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,292
If you're interested,

175
00:12:12,452 --> 00:12:15,777
I have some stuff that can
help you get through the day.

176
00:12:16,576 --> 00:12:18,878
Oh, I'm interested.

177
00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:21,355
Cool.

178
00:12:22,276 --> 00:12:24,824
Wait.
What are you talking about?

179
00:12:25,873 --> 00:12:28,270
What are you talking about?

180
00:12:29,054 --> 00:12:31,404
What are you talking about?

181
00:12:31,564 --> 00:12:33,915
What are you talking about?

182
00:12:37,228 --> 00:12:39,626
Licorice.

183
00:12:39,909 --> 00:12:42,306
Get out of my office!

184
00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:58,820
"Today is the first day
of the rest of your life."

185
00:13:27,376 --> 00:13:29,482
and finished.

186
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,830
Eric, this looks
nothing like me.

187
00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:35,673
Oh, I wasn't drawing you. I just
wanted you to shut up for a little while.

188
00:13:39,336 --> 00:13:41,700
steven! How was
your first day at work?

189
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:45,880
Damn, jackie, can't I sit down and
have a beer before you start in on me?

190
00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:48,734
Sorry.

191
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:52,327
It's the store in skokie. The
numbers just don't add up.

192
00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:56,468
Hey, have you guys seen fez? He was supposed
to meet me at the hub an hour ago.

193
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,691
Where's the last place
you saw him?

194
00:13:58,851 --> 00:14:02,300
Down in the basement
with a box full of "playboys."

195
00:14:03,325 --> 00:14:06,472
Oh, my god. I'll get
the first-aid kit.

196
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,698
We're too late.

197
00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:16,995
He suffered
a massive horny attack.

198
00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:20,691
We're gonna need some gatorade
and a couple of ice packs.

199
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:26,644
Back off! They're mine!
They're all mine!

200
00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:28,395
Fez,

201
00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:30,268
we're here to help you.

202
00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:33,874
You need to stop, 'cause people
gotta sit on this couch.

203
00:14:35,105 --> 00:14:38,447
Okay, I say we put him and
the couch out on the curb.

204
00:14:38,607 --> 00:14:39,788
No.

205
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:42,265
Look, fez...

206
00:14:44,096 --> 00:14:48,092
there's a reason that these
magazines only come once a month.

207
00:14:48,426 --> 00:14:51,188
You have to pace yourself.

208
00:14:51,504 --> 00:14:55,018
Do something else besides
look at pornography.

209
00:14:55,684 --> 00:14:58,097
What kind of a life
is that?

210
00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:05,935
By the way,

211
00:15:06,094 --> 00:15:10,285
any plans you had with me,
they're now off...

212
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:13,865
until further notice.

213
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,526
I'm having trouble
concentrating.

214
00:15:25,857 --> 00:15:28,625
me too.
That dog is loud.

215
00:15:28,785 --> 00:15:31,176
What dog?

216
00:15:31,918 --> 00:15:36,680
Please stop barking, schotzie.
Mommy's doing her tai chi.

217
00:15:40,209 --> 00:15:45,271
it's not very considerate to bark during
mommy's quiet time, schotzie.

218
00:15:46,553 --> 00:15:49,050
shut your freakin' trap!

219
00:15:51,731 --> 00:15:54,128
This is so soothing.

220
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:03,318
So, Steven, you're
first day at work.

221
00:16:03,478 --> 00:16:05,774
I don't know how much longer
I'm gonna be working there.

222
00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:07,664
I was getting a cup
of coffee, today..

223
00:16:07,824 --> 00:16:11,549
This guy walks up to me and says,
"workin' hard or hardly workin'?"

224
00:16:12,298 --> 00:16:14,696
I threw my powdered
milk at him.

225
00:16:14,944 --> 00:16:18,168
See, that's what I'm looking forward
to about being an artist—

226
00:16:18,328 --> 00:16:21,399
loving my job. And don't get
me wrong. It can be torture

227
00:16:21,559 --> 00:16:24,379
waiting for inspiration to strike,
but it's nice, because

228
00:16:24,539 --> 00:16:26,932
that gives me
time to go bowling.

229
00:16:27,498 --> 00:16:29,907
Did you secure
that statue of bob yet?

230
00:16:30,066 --> 00:16:31,197
I didn't,

231
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:35,289
but I could give you an artist's
rendering of what that might look like.

232
00:16:36,522 --> 00:16:39,477
You're gonna end up
selling women's shoes.

233
00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:41,778
I don't know
if I can hack it,

234
00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:43,877
working in an office.

235
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:47,048
My tolerance for following
directions is really low.

236
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:51,715
Which is ironic, because your
tolerance for other things is really high.

237
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:56,060
Steven, everybody goes
through the same thing,

238
00:16:56,220 --> 00:17:03,100
but the misery that you feel now will eventually be broken up
by stretches of time where you will feel that you're happy.

239
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:07,137
Of course, you're not happy.

240
00:17:07,587 --> 00:17:11,917
You're just too numb from your
hellish life to feel the pain.

241
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,390
How was your day, red?

242
00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:19,404
Pretty good, actually.

243
00:17:26,397 --> 00:17:28,098
Hey, W.B., You got a sec?

244
00:17:28,258 --> 00:17:30,654
Steven, I heard
what happened yesterday.

245
00:17:30,814 --> 00:17:34,922
Perhaps I should have been more clear
about our milk-throwing policy.

246
00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:37,063
Look, man,

247
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,796
I don't think
I can work here anymore.

248
00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:40,219
Well, why not?

249
00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:43,096
I just... I don't
belong here.

250
00:17:49,021 --> 00:17:53,050
Dennis?
- Tuesdays, huh?

251
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,980
Get outta here!

252
00:17:58,224 --> 00:18:01,475
Look, I can't let you quit on me.
- You don't know me that well.

253
00:18:01,635 --> 00:18:03,872
I've quit on a lot of people.

254
00:18:04,031 --> 00:18:05,787
No, I mean
I won't let you quit.

255
00:18:05,946 --> 00:18:09,508
You could have a really great future, but you
need somebody to help you get started.

256
00:18:09,668 --> 00:18:13,126
I wasn't there for you when you were
growing up, so I want to do this.

257
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,334
Yeah, but a job?
Can't you just, like,

258
00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:18,886
buy me a stereo?

259
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:23,249
You're the boss' son. You really
don't have to work that hard.

260
00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:26,976
All right.
I'll give it a week.

261
00:18:27,136 --> 00:18:30,687
But what am I supposed to do
with all those sales reports?

262
00:18:31,086 --> 00:18:33,950
Just give 'em to dennis.
That's what I do.

263
00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:52,167
Fez, are you okay?

264
00:18:52,425 --> 00:18:57,070
I haven't seen you look this awful since you
found out candyland's not a real country.

265
00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:02,365
It's the bunnies, man.

266
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,791
I haven't slept in a week.

267
00:19:07,955 --> 00:19:10,353
It's only been one day.

268
00:19:10,803 --> 00:19:13,504
Fez, why would you
do this to yourself?

269
00:19:13,664 --> 00:19:16,473
'Cause he can't get
anybody else to do it for him.

270
00:19:20,152 --> 00:19:24,032
I don't have the willpower
to keep these magazines, kelso.

271
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:27,658
I'm just a boy.

272
00:19:28,091 --> 00:19:31,104
Well, I'd take 'em
off your hands, but

273
00:19:31,321 --> 00:19:34,618
I don't want to actually
touch your hands.

274
00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:36,586
Okay, buddy.

275
00:19:36,746 --> 00:19:39,630
I think you're better off. Just
hand the magazines over to me.

276
00:19:44,231 --> 00:19:47,445
All right.
Fez, you're not letting go.

277
00:19:49,426 --> 00:19:51,823
Oh. Sorry.

278
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,376
You're still holding on.

279
00:19:59,225 --> 00:20:01,939
Look, a robot!

280
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,636
Man, you fall
for that every time.

281
00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:13,732
Yeah? Well, one day,
there's gonna be a robot,

282
00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:17,773
and all you suckers
are gonna miss it.

283
00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:27,299
red, why are you out here?

284
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:31,120
I thought you were so excited
to have the house to yourself.

285
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,673
I got lonely.

286
00:20:34,322 --> 00:20:35,712
I don't believe it.

287
00:20:35,871 --> 00:20:41,423
They think I have "no artistic talent." You know, I'm beginning
to suspect that the cartoon academy of fort lauderdale

288
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,899
isn't that legitimate.

289
00:20:44,059 --> 00:20:46,284
okay. All right.
Schotzie,

290
00:20:46,444 --> 00:20:49,777
it's time for you to have some
quiet time behind the wall.

291
00:20:50,909 --> 00:20:54,755
Well, I guess it's back
to hand turkeys for me.

292
00:20:55,205 --> 00:20:58,702
I don't know what that means,
but don't do it around here.

293
00:21:06,687 --> 00:21:09,084
schotzie?

294
00:21:09,983 --> 00:21:13,976
You know, that statue was
supposed to bring you peace...

295
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,739
and in a way, it did.

296
00:21:22,285 --> 00:21:24,421
Loving my job now, men.

297
00:21:24,581 --> 00:21:29,465
Being the boss' son means never having to
say, "you'll have it by the end of the day."

298
00:21:30,298 --> 00:21:32,798
Guys, fez is really overdoing it
with the "playboys."

299
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:37,808
This isn't like the time he ate a case of mars bars,
either. They can't pump your stomach for porn.

300
00:21:37,968 --> 00:21:40,971
I'm not so much worried about fez
as I am schotzie.

301
00:21:41,131 --> 00:21:45,122
He goes on the attack every time
he sees that buddha statue.

302
00:21:45,339 --> 00:21:47,736
And, weirdly, bob.

