1 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:06,991 Hi, honey. Welcome home from work. 2 00:00:07,151 --> 00:00:09,258 Oh, god, I love saying that. 3 00:00:09,418 --> 00:00:13,794 It's much better than saying, welcome home from loitering at the head shop. 4 00:00:14,150 --> 00:00:17,734 Oh, my god, hyde. Five seconds have gone by, and you haven't ripped off your tie, 5 00:00:17,894 --> 00:00:21,387 or as you refer to it, "the yoke of oppression." 6 00:00:21,966 --> 00:00:23,437 Yeah, forgot I was wearin' it. 7 00:00:23,597 --> 00:00:25,173 Would you look at that? 8 00:00:25,333 --> 00:00:28,590 The dancing bear has become accustomed to his cage. 9 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,653 Why would you put a dancing bear in a cage? 10 00:00:33,554 --> 00:00:36,841 He's entertaining you, give him some room. 11 00:00:37,549 --> 00:00:42,284 No, fez, what she's saying is that hyde is becoming a money-grubbing corporate zombie. 12 00:00:42,444 --> 00:00:45,528 Did you hear that, steven? We're gonna be rich! 13 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,560 No, we're not, jackie. 14 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:51,180 I hate the man. I'm still dedicated to kicking his ass. 15 00:00:51,349 --> 00:00:55,799 I'm just doing it from the inside, where I get a pension and dental and stuff. 16 00:00:56,242 --> 00:00:58,859 Oh, don't worry, honey. You're still a rebel. 17 00:00:59,019 --> 00:01:02,765 Give me two years, I'll have him speaking french and writing thank-you notes. 18 00:01:05,344 --> 00:01:07,976 hyde's growin' up so fast. 19 00:01:08,549 --> 00:01:13,442 It seems like just yesterday, we were swipin' "playboys," trenchin'old man shinsky's yard 20 00:01:13,602 --> 00:01:16,663 and cuttin' the brakes on fat marvin's bike. 21 00:01:17,169 --> 00:01:19,901 I don't remember trenching old man shinsky's yard. 22 00:01:20,061 --> 00:01:21,882 Oh, that's 'cause you didn't approve. 23 00:01:22,042 --> 00:01:27,423 I think your exact words were, "that guy's worked hard on his yard." 24 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,001 What's wrong with me? 25 00:01:30,161 --> 00:01:35,172 Yeah, I don't want to wake up in 20 years and realize that I haven't harassed enough grouchy old men. 26 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:40,279 And I don't want to wake up in 20 years and realize this was all a dream. 27 00:01:41,754 --> 00:01:44,154 Wouldn't that be weird, 28 00:01:44,923 --> 00:01:47,552 if none of this was real? 29 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:52,255 Okay, now I'm starting to freak out a little. 30 00:01:52,969 --> 00:01:55,670 You know what? I want to trench a yard. 31 00:01:55,830 --> 00:01:58,663 Just not if it's one of those pranks that involves heights or 32 00:01:58,823 --> 00:02:01,363 touching bugs. I'm not—I-I... 33 00:02:01,751 --> 00:02:04,151 I won't touch a bug. 34 00:02:04,387 --> 00:02:10,004 No, you just park your car on someone's yard, and then you step on the gas, throw it in drive, and tear up the lawn. 35 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:13,523 Then you go get fries and talk about how awesome it was. 36 00:02:14,045 --> 00:02:15,402 You know what, you guys? 37 00:02:15,562 --> 00:02:18,504 I'm gonna trench old man shinsky's yard. In fact, I'm gonna trench that yard 38 00:02:18,664 --> 00:02:22,309 like no yard has been trenched in the history of yard trenching. 39 00:02:22,713 --> 00:02:24,133 Are you with me? 40 00:02:24,293 --> 00:02:26,444 Whatever. - Yeah. 41 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:30,077 I said, are you with me? 42 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:31,821 Whatever. - Yeah. 43 00:02:31,981 --> 00:02:34,716 yeah! That's what I like to hear. 44 00:02:37,265 --> 00:02:40,447 That 70's show - Saison 7 Episode 06 "Rip this joint" 45 00:02:40,607 --> 00:02:44,046 Traduction par Guzo 46 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:47,186 Merci à Raceman 47 00:02:47,346 --> 00:02:50,354 www.forom.com 48 00:03:18,579 --> 00:03:20,438 What are those for? 49 00:03:20,598 --> 00:03:23,038 oh, no. What did you do? 50 00:03:25,617 --> 00:03:30,085 Why did you have to wear something so revealing? It's just a friendly party, for pete's sake. 51 00:03:30,245 --> 00:03:33,769 This party's not for pete. It's for kitty, dummy. 52 00:03:35,112 --> 00:03:37,274 They've been arguing all the time lately. 53 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:41,568 Last night they did two hours on "I know you are, but what am I"? 54 00:03:41,973 --> 00:03:43,932 Did someone say party? 55 00:03:44,092 --> 00:03:47,805 There's no party. Right, kitty? 56 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:50,916 Yes, there is a party, red. 57 00:03:51,076 --> 00:03:54,432 Didn't you wonder why I bought all that liquor? 58 00:03:55,176 --> 00:03:57,576 Honestly, no. 59 00:03:58,666 --> 00:04:01,800 Hey, thanks for inviting us to your party, Mrs. Forman. 60 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,956 We can't stay, though, 'cause eric's gonna trench... 61 00:04:06,153 --> 00:04:08,553 a coat. 62 00:04:09,052 --> 00:04:11,452 A trench coat. 63 00:04:12,491 --> 00:04:15,559 Kitty, how could you have a party without telling me? 64 00:04:15,719 --> 00:04:18,795 Maybe it's because every time she tells you, you go through five stages 65 00:04:18,955 --> 00:04:22,366 anger, fury, rage, super rage, and, finally, 66 00:04:22,526 --> 00:04:24,871 cursing god for bringing you into this world. 67 00:04:25,758 --> 00:04:28,158 I've been there. 68 00:04:28,596 --> 00:04:31,394 Why did you do it? 69 00:04:32,759 --> 00:04:35,503 So what's the occasion, kitty? 70 00:04:35,663 --> 00:04:38,201 According to "cosmo"'s latest quiz, 71 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:42,319 I have medium to lowself-esteem. 72 00:04:42,479 --> 00:04:43,822 So 73 00:04:43,982 --> 00:04:49,201 the article suggested that I should throw a party in celebration of me. 74 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:51,868 I've done that. I've done that. 75 00:04:52,028 --> 00:04:53,273 You've have, too? - Isn't it fun? 76 00:04:53,433 --> 00:04:55,753 Yeah. - I know. 77 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:04,680 okay, guys, I've been thinking about this trenching thing, and it's a little boring. 78 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:07,676 But I think I've figured out a way to forman-ize it. 79 00:05:08,098 --> 00:05:10,643 You mean, make it more boring? 80 00:05:11,806 --> 00:05:13,350 No, I don't. 81 00:05:13,510 --> 00:05:15,491 I mean, I'm going to get out of the car, 82 00:05:15,651 --> 00:05:19,582 moon old man shinsky and then trench the yard. 83 00:05:19,751 --> 00:05:24,797 That's right. You've all now been witness to the invention of the "moon 'n' trench." 84 00:05:25,437 --> 00:05:27,431 I don't know, eric. It seems risky. 85 00:05:27,591 --> 00:05:31,696 I mean, you're not fast, you're uncoordinated, and you're easily tripped. 86 00:05:33,247 --> 00:05:36,230 I mean, if you get out of the car, you're a dead man. 87 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:41,278 Not with me backin' him up as his first lieutenant. 88 00:05:41,497 --> 00:05:46,841 Oh, um, actually, you're not my first lieutenant. Donna's my first lieutenant. 89 00:05:47,565 --> 00:05:50,262 I went from fiancée to first lieutenant? 90 00:05:50,515 --> 00:05:52,915 What a year. 91 00:05:53,784 --> 00:05:57,341 How could you pick a girl over me? 92 00:05:57,628 --> 00:06:02,074 Kelso, remember when we put eggs in sister mary catherine's mail slot, 93 00:06:02,234 --> 00:06:04,534 and you were the getaway driver? 94 00:06:04,694 --> 00:06:07,041 And when we needed to get away, 95 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,620 you had left to get ice cream? 96 00:06:10,817 --> 00:06:14,853 I was the getaway driver, and I got away. 97 00:06:15,427 --> 00:06:20,231 Man, you've got forman, kelso, an old man and a naked butt. 98 00:06:20,905 --> 00:06:24,124 This could go the kind of wrong people write books about. 99 00:06:25,536 --> 00:06:27,226 I can't believe I'm not goin'. 100 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:33,189 Oh, that's right. See, steven decided he'd rather hang out with his father at kitty's grown-up cocktail party. 101 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:38,686 I'm hyde. I'm goin' to a cocktail party. 102 00:06:39,074 --> 00:06:43,372 I'm hyde. I'm going to a party with cocktails. 103 00:06:49,171 --> 00:06:51,164 what the hell are you guys doing? 104 00:06:51,324 --> 00:06:53,644 I don't know, but it's funny. 105 00:06:59,527 --> 00:07:00,745 Kitty, 106 00:07:00,905 --> 00:07:02,414 who are all these people? 107 00:07:02,574 --> 00:07:04,167 Well, they're my friends. 108 00:07:04,327 --> 00:07:08,057 I never introduced you because I know you don't care. 109 00:07:08,739 --> 00:07:11,139 Thanks. 110 00:07:11,621 --> 00:07:13,379 Hey, W.B., Come on in. 111 00:07:13,539 --> 00:07:15,519 Hey, steven. I thought I had the wrong night. 112 00:07:15,679 --> 00:07:18,420 You white folks throw a really quiet party. 113 00:07:18,791 --> 00:07:21,976 Yeah, wait till they bring out the onion dip. All hell breaks loose. 114 00:07:22,297 --> 00:07:24,060 I want you guys to meet my dad. 115 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:27,870 This is william barnett. He owns a chain of record stores. 116 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,892 He's rich. 117 00:07:30,052 --> 00:07:33,986 Jackie, I don't know if I'd say— ah, what the hell, yeah, I am. 118 00:07:34,146 --> 00:07:37,449 And, W.B., This is bob, who's also done some work in retail, 119 00:07:37,609 --> 00:07:43,371 and midge, who's also been to... some stores. 120 00:07:43,624 --> 00:07:45,983 It's true. 121 00:07:46,143 --> 00:07:50,603 Steven, you didn't tell me your father was so handsome. 122 00:07:51,007 --> 00:07:52,527 Hey, what about me? 123 00:07:52,687 --> 00:07:55,169 Well, you didn't tell me either. 124 00:07:56,349 --> 00:07:58,241 Okay, hello. Hello. 125 00:07:58,401 --> 00:08:01,928 Let's kick off kitty fest with a little game. 126 00:08:02,258 --> 00:08:04,837 How about hide-and-go-to-sleep? 127 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,676 When I blow this whistle... 128 00:08:08,158 --> 00:08:11,247 pair up with someone and tell an anecdote about me. 129 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:13,744 When I blow it again... 130 00:08:14,131 --> 00:08:16,107 pair up with someone else, and 131 00:08:16,267 --> 00:08:22,588 the person who tells the cutest story will get a special mention in my christmas newsletter. 132 00:08:23,431 --> 00:08:25,831 That's a prize? 133 00:08:26,414 --> 00:08:29,647 Now since there are an odd number of people here, 134 00:08:29,807 --> 00:08:33,624 I'm afraid one unlucky person is going to get left out of the fun. 135 00:08:33,784 --> 00:08:36,704 I'll fall on that grenade. Good night, everybody. 136 00:08:43,801 --> 00:08:46,605 Okay, you guys, let's see if I have everything I need for the moon 'n' trench. 137 00:08:46,765 --> 00:08:49,930 Car, check. Lawn, check. 138 00:08:50,317 --> 00:08:52,717 Creamy white butt, check. 139 00:08:53,537 --> 00:08:55,937 eric, wait. 140 00:08:56,218 --> 00:08:59,290 If you moon old man shinsky, you're not gonna have time to pull up your pants. 141 00:08:59,450 --> 00:09:01,700 You can't run back to the car with them around your ankles. 142 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:04,148 You think I shouldn't do it? - No, hell, no. 143 00:09:04,308 --> 00:09:06,952 I think you should do it pantsless. 144 00:09:07,188 --> 00:09:11,166 Eric, he's right. I mean, you can barely run with your pants on. 145 00:09:11,739 --> 00:09:14,129 The pants come off. 146 00:09:14,289 --> 00:09:17,432 Oh, great. Everybody's on board when eric wants to take his pants off, 147 00:09:17,592 --> 00:09:20,818 but when I do it, we have to leave the restaurant. 148 00:09:21,564 --> 00:09:23,964 It's go time. 149 00:09:28,508 --> 00:09:30,013 What's going on here? 150 00:09:30,173 --> 00:09:33,076 That's my butt! Whoo! 151 00:09:34,189 --> 00:09:35,969 Lock, donna. 152 00:09:36,129 --> 00:09:38,449 Now for the trench. 153 00:09:46,305 --> 00:09:47,304 what— 154 00:09:47,464 --> 00:09:49,175 what's goin' on? We're not movin'. 155 00:09:49,335 --> 00:09:52,016 Oh, man, you dropped your transmission. 156 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:54,974 In english, donna, in english. 157 00:09:55,134 --> 00:09:57,863 Your car no go. 158 00:09:58,023 --> 00:10:00,808 I'm calling the police! 159 00:10:01,247 --> 00:10:03,004 Wait, I am the police. 160 00:10:03,164 --> 00:10:05,409 They can't catch me here. We gotta go. 161 00:10:05,569 --> 00:10:07,813 I gotta stay with the car. 162 00:10:07,973 --> 00:10:10,293 We don't. 163 00:10:11,686 --> 00:10:14,086 Oh, man. Donna, what are we gonna do? 164 00:10:16,499 --> 00:10:18,526 I love you, eric. 165 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,532 No, don't leave me. 166 00:10:20,692 --> 00:10:23,026 Oh, kelso. Buddy, thanks. I knew you'd come back. 167 00:10:23,186 --> 00:10:27,101 Oh, I'm not really back. Since you didn't make me first lieutenant, I'm just here to say, 168 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:29,597 I got his pants! 169 00:10:34,698 --> 00:10:38,901 you are right, phyllis, I am a talented mimic. 170 00:10:39,727 --> 00:10:43,048 "hi, I'm johnny carson, and I'm on tv." 171 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:47,166 Uh-oh, time to switch. 172 00:10:49,998 --> 00:10:53,437 well, it's you and me. This should be fun. 173 00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:57,330 So, hum... 174 00:10:59,886 --> 00:11:02,286 you take out the trash. 175 00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:04,739 No. 176 00:11:04,899 --> 00:11:06,846 I gotta do that, then. 177 00:11:07,006 --> 00:11:10,858 Oh, this is terrible. Have we run out of things to talk about? 178 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,022 Oh, no, no. 179 00:11:13,182 --> 00:11:15,314 Let me see... 180 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:18,074 I saw a squirrel in the yard today. 181 00:11:18,647 --> 00:11:22,390 I love that squirrel. I've been feeding him peanuts 182 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:27,526 Well, that explains why he took the poison right out of my hand. 183 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:35,416 Jackie, I don't know what's going on with me. I just got paired up with this book keeping guy 184 00:11:35,576 --> 00:11:38,034 who told me a story about accounts receivable. 185 00:11:38,194 --> 00:11:40,149 Not only did I know what he was talking about, 186 00:11:40,309 --> 00:11:42,840 I suggested he make a flowchart. 187 00:11:45,082 --> 00:11:48,363 Oh, my god, you are so sexy right now. 188 00:11:49,928 --> 00:11:52,328 Say "flowchart" again. 189 00:11:57,661 --> 00:11:59,025 Kitty, kitty, 190 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:02,850 that was the third whistle, and midge and W.B. Still haven't switched. 191 00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:06,365 Look at her laughing at him. He's not even funny. 192 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:09,141 I haven't once heard him say,"knock knock." 193 00:12:09,409 --> 00:12:12,422 Okay, wait, I have a good one. "Knock knock." 194 00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:15,656 Damn it. 195 00:12:15,816 --> 00:12:18,926 I'm not gonna stand for you throwing yourself at every guy you meet. Midge, 196 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,240 We're goin' home. 197 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,119 Until you're ready to trust me, I'm not goin' anywhere. 198 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:26,118 In fact, I'm leaving. 199 00:12:27,892 --> 00:12:28,955 Where are you going? 200 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,746 To lock myself in your bathroom. 201 00:12:30,906 --> 00:12:32,487 What's wrong with your bathroom? 202 00:12:32,647 --> 00:12:37,755 I can't go there. There's too many painful memories of sexy showers with bob. 203 00:12:39,069 --> 00:12:42,332 See, I told you people do that. 204 00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:54,749 look, 205 00:12:54,909 --> 00:12:56,774 man, please don't call my dad. 206 00:12:56,934 --> 00:13:02,057 If he hears about this, he's gonna kill me. And I don't mean figuratively. He will literally kill mewith his bare hands. 207 00:13:02,217 --> 00:13:04,057 He will kill me like he has killed 208 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,537 oh-so-many squirrels. 209 00:13:06,915 --> 00:13:08,894 Settle down. You're 18. 210 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,374 I'm not gonna call your dad. 211 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:18,325 I want my daddy. 212 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,040 Donna. 213 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,545 They said I could visit you for ten minutes. - It's good to see a friendly face. 214 00:13:32,705 --> 00:13:35,068 Jail's no place for me, Donna. 215 00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:38,607 I'm too pretty. 216 00:13:39,475 --> 00:13:41,453 Eric, you're gonna be fine. 217 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,858 Plus, I brought something that you really need. 218 00:13:44,018 --> 00:13:46,487 Tell me it's pants. - Ooh, 219 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:51,078 Crap. I knew I forgot something. 220 00:13:51,847 --> 00:13:53,357 But... 221 00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:55,500 how do "milk duds" sound? 222 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:58,642 Kinda like they won't cover the lower half of my body. 223 00:13:59,968 --> 00:14:01,645 All right, 224 00:14:01,805 --> 00:14:03,352 visiting hours are over. 225 00:14:03,512 --> 00:14:06,144 Fine. He's cranky anyway. 226 00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:10,669 All right, kelso, awesome, get me out of here. 227 00:14:10,829 --> 00:14:13,149 Shut up, punk. 228 00:14:15,285 --> 00:14:17,364 You know, around here we have a saying. 229 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,829 Is it, "everyone down. Kelso's got a gun"? 230 00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:24,732 No. 231 00:14:24,892 --> 00:14:28,260 It's "kelso gets to be first lieutenant." 232 00:14:29,353 --> 00:14:31,951 But now, sir, you are a criminal, 233 00:14:32,111 --> 00:14:37,571 and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of my imagination. 234 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:45,273 Midge? Please come out so you can talk to bob. 235 00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:47,390 I can't do that, kitty. 236 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:50,132 You mean you don't know how? 237 00:14:53,763 --> 00:14:58,118 The lock is on the doorknob. 238 00:15:00,395 --> 00:15:03,725 No, I mean I'm not coming out, 239 00:15:03,926 --> 00:15:07,011 but thank you, I see it now. 240 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:11,090 I want to go to sleep. - Me too. 241 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:16,124 Well, I wanted one night that was just about me, and now everything's about midge. 242 00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:19,395 It's not enough that she's got legs up to here, and the 243 00:15:19,555 --> 00:15:22,759 you-know-what's out to you-know-where. 244 00:15:22,919 --> 00:15:25,793 Now she's gotta upstage me on my big night. Well, 245 00:15:25,953 --> 00:15:29,162 you just get over yourself, lady. 246 00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:33,073 You know, I never thought I'd be saying this. 247 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,212 But how's about you and me get a motel room? 248 00:15:37,802 --> 00:15:40,202 I'd like that. 249 00:15:45,769 --> 00:15:49,171 okay, I'm starting to shake off this whole flowchart thing. 250 00:15:49,674 --> 00:15:52,074 I can't remember what a flowchart is. 251 00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:55,053 Can't even remember what I just said. 252 00:15:56,402 --> 00:15:58,212 Hey, 253 00:15:58,372 --> 00:16:00,692 which one of you jerks put this tie on me? 254 00:16:01,037 --> 00:16:04,045 Steven, focus. You're a businessman. 255 00:16:04,205 --> 00:16:08,192 You love work and money and me. 256 00:16:08,352 --> 00:16:09,899 Hold on to that. 257 00:16:10,059 --> 00:16:14,029 Oh, you know what? You're gonna forget. I'll write it down. 258 00:16:14,319 --> 00:16:16,331 Oh, you guys missed a glorious trenching. 259 00:16:16,491 --> 00:16:18,674 Eric's tiny butt gleaming in the moonlight, 260 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,599 shining brighter than the brightest star. 261 00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:23,106 It was like a Disney movie. 262 00:16:23,541 --> 00:16:24,855 Yeah, 263 00:16:25,015 --> 00:16:27,131 eric's rear end is white. 264 00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:30,257 I can't even tell if he's wearing underwear. 265 00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,872 Tonight, in that jail cell, 266 00:16:33,032 --> 00:16:36,057 he's gonna glow like a little lightning bug. 267 00:16:36,609 --> 00:16:39,906 Forman's in jail, and I spent my entire night at a cocktail party? 268 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,337 I gotta go break some laws or I'm never gonna forgive myself. 269 00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:45,013 Hey, 270 00:16:45,173 --> 00:16:47,493 which one of you jerks put this tie on me? 271 00:16:52,273 --> 00:16:54,722 I know what you're thinkin', punk. 272 00:16:56,378 --> 00:16:58,906 Is that gun real or fake? 273 00:16:59,358 --> 00:17:01,885 Well, the gun is green. 274 00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:05,232 But it's also plastic, so... 275 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,779 it's anyone's guess. 276 00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:10,136 Well... 277 00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:13,768 then you have to ask yourself one question, punk— 278 00:17:13,928 --> 00:17:17,529 do I like being squirted with grape juice? 279 00:17:17,696 --> 00:17:20,140 Well, do you? Yeah? - Okay, quit it. 280 00:17:21,429 --> 00:17:23,872 You're gonna be all sticky. - Thank you. 281 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,141 Okay, Mr. Shinsky, 282 00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:28,860 Once you've identified the culprit, you can file a formal complaint. 283 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:33,158 Oh, that's him. I'd recognize that creamy-assed moron anywhere. 284 00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:36,261 Oh, yeah, he was there, too. 285 00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:38,102 What, me? No, 286 00:17:38,262 --> 00:17:40,127 no, no, no. 287 00:17:40,287 --> 00:17:42,202 I was undercover, 288 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:46,713 infiltrating the underworld trenching world. 289 00:17:46,873 --> 00:17:51,726 And it goes a lot deeper than you might think. The whole middle school might be involved. 290 00:17:51,886 --> 00:17:54,231 Okay. 291 00:17:56,103 --> 00:17:58,503 In you go, kelso. 292 00:17:58,764 --> 00:18:00,224 Aw, no, you're putting me in jail? 293 00:18:00,384 --> 00:18:02,952 Maybe a few hours in the can will give you a new respect for the law. 294 00:18:03,112 --> 00:18:05,870 But that's the thing, it won't. 295 00:18:13,194 --> 00:18:16,928 I hope midge isn't going through my medicine cabinet. 296 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:21,637 I've got some pills in there, and they are not for amateurs. 297 00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:27,121 What's going on? 298 00:18:27,281 --> 00:18:30,553 Your loony mother has locked herself in my bathroom. 299 00:18:31,391 --> 00:18:33,791 I'll handle this. 300 00:18:34,936 --> 00:18:36,147 Mom, 301 00:18:36,307 --> 00:18:39,294 the lock is on the doorknob. 302 00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:46,076 That's it, midge. Come out now or I'm kickin' down the door. 303 00:18:46,236 --> 00:18:50,018 If you kick down that door, you're gonna have to put it back up. 304 00:18:50,638 --> 00:18:53,638 You take the fun out of everything, red. 305 00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:59,199 Mom, if you won't come out, will you at least let dad come in there? 306 00:19:04,587 --> 00:19:08,161 how could you think I was flirting with another man? 307 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,411 maybe I overreacted. You're a beautiful woman. 308 00:19:11,571 --> 00:19:14,231 So are you, bob. 309 00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:24,438 What the hell are they doing in there? 310 00:19:34,046 --> 00:19:35,173 All right, 311 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:41,897 I'm sorry about tonight. You just really hurt my feelings when you didn't make me first lieutenant on the shinsky job. 312 00:19:42,316 --> 00:19:44,481 I'm sorry, too. 313 00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:50,168 I guess I never realized how seriously you take imaginary ranks assigned by your friends. 314 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,417 Well, now you know. 315 00:20:02,895 --> 00:20:04,139 Well, 316 00:20:04,299 --> 00:20:06,241 after a long night of hashing things out, 317 00:20:06,401 --> 00:20:08,763 we all decided that my parents are better off apart, 318 00:20:08,923 --> 00:20:11,365 so we took my mom to the airport this morning. 319 00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:13,833 She headed back to california? 320 00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:16,313 I hope so. 321 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,622 I taped the ticket to her purse. 322 00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:31,968 You're coming home in your underwear again? 323 00:20:34,432 --> 00:20:37,516 I'm gonna paint some damn pants on you. 324 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,780 Okay, but in my defense, 325 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,293 this time I took off my pants by choice. 326 00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:48,385 I don't know where we went wrong with you. 327 00:20:48,634 --> 00:20:53,148 We take you to church, we try to raise you to be a decent human being, 328 00:20:53,308 --> 00:20:57,284 and yet you turn out to be a bottomless deviant. 329 00:20:59,463 --> 00:21:02,446 Okay, red, the shower's running. 330 00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,726 You promised. 331 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,958 Stick my eggs in the oven. I'll be back in five minutes. 332 00:21:22,292 --> 00:21:25,477 Freeze, punk, freeze! 333 00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:33,030 Hi. 334 00:21:33,278 --> 00:21:34,455 What are you in for? 335 00:21:34,615 --> 00:21:38,736 Let's just say old man shinsky's yard has been professionally trenched. 336 00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:42,943 Did the rose bushes, too. It's sort of my calling card. 337 00:21:46,619 --> 00:21:48,939 This feels good. 338 00:21:49,690 --> 00:21:52,090 This feels right.