1 00:00:04,696 --> 00:00:06,101 Eric... 2 00:00:06,261 --> 00:00:09,598 I found this in the garage and I want an explanation. 3 00:00:09,758 --> 00:00:15,319 Okay, when people write stories and glue the pages together, it forms what we call a book, 4 00:00:15,786 --> 00:00:21,231 I don't want "the joy of sex" polluting my house. 5 00:00:22,454 --> 00:00:27,317 "The joy of sex." What a load of crap. 6 00:00:28,167 --> 00:00:30,614 That book's for perverts, red. 7 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:34,027 You should give it to me so I can sell it to fez. 8 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,712 Red, the book is mine. 9 00:00:36,872 --> 00:00:40,536 I put it in the garage so you would find it. 10 00:00:42,069 --> 00:00:44,420 Uh-oh. I'm late for work. 11 00:00:44,580 --> 00:00:50,377 No, no, no, I am serious. It's high time you and I put some zip back in the bedroom. 12 00:00:52,325 --> 00:00:54,144 I got a great idea. 13 00:00:54,303 --> 00:00:58,044 We'll put a tv in the bedroom. There's your zip. 14 00:01:02,426 --> 00:01:04,378 Okay, I want the full fez treatment— 15 00:01:04,538 --> 00:01:08,499 a wash, cream rinse and a lot of that wiggly stuff you do with your fingers. 16 00:01:08,659 --> 00:01:10,389 It's magical. 17 00:01:10,549 --> 00:01:12,883 Abracadabra, baby. 18 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:18,377 So, danielle, what's on your schedule today? I mean, besides looking beautiful. 19 00:01:18,694 --> 00:01:22,197 Well, looking beautiful is from 10 to 12, then I have a date. 20 00:01:22,356 --> 00:01:25,731 Ooh, hot date alert. Tsss! 21 00:01:28,395 --> 00:01:30,805 It's not that hot. The guy's kind of a knucklehead. 22 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:34,384 I mean, he's really cute, but it's like, when I talk, he's not paying attention to me. 23 00:01:34,544 --> 00:01:36,887 Oh! 24 00:01:37,683 --> 00:01:40,830 I hear this complaint 20 times a day. 25 00:01:41,429 --> 00:01:45,176 You're a treasure. He should worship you like a big stone head. 26 00:01:46,058 --> 00:01:48,400 You're so great. You know, you really get women. 27 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,506 Well, if you mean "get" as in "understand," then, yes, I get them. 28 00:01:51,666 --> 00:01:54,000 But if you mean "get" as in "get," 29 00:01:54,616 --> 00:01:57,014 then, no, never. 30 00:01:57,646 --> 00:02:01,826 If I had a woman like you, I would give her anything her heart desired. 31 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:06,928 Maybe I should blow off my date and go out with a guy like you. 32 00:02:07,088 --> 00:02:11,403 And when I say, "a guy like you," I mean you, specifically. 33 00:02:14,666 --> 00:02:16,990 Wow. 34 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:20,173 But just to be clear, I still have a tip coming, right? 35 00:02:23,568 --> 00:02:26,769 That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 07 "Mothers little helper" 36 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:30,141 Traduction par Guzo et Fabregues 37 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:33,248 Merci à Raceman 38 00:02:33,408 --> 00:02:36,428 www.forom.com 39 00:03:04,896 --> 00:03:09,441 steven. Steven, would you please stop doing that? You're gonna get all eric-y. 40 00:03:10,296 --> 00:03:12,414 Give. 41 00:03:12,574 --> 00:03:17,007 Jackie, boys have to play fight because they secretly want to touch each other. 42 00:03:19,287 --> 00:03:21,710 Yeah, you guys wish you could play fight. 43 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:25,198 But girls can't, 'cause it always turns into a real fight. 44 00:03:25,358 --> 00:03:28,803 Are you seriously telling me that if jackie and I wanted to play fight, we couldn't? 45 00:03:28,963 --> 00:03:31,192 Um, let me listen for the echo of what I just said. 46 00:03:31,352 --> 00:03:34,369 Girls can't play fight. Yep! That's what I think. 47 00:03:36,117 --> 00:03:39,114 I agree. Girls are bitches. 48 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:42,416 Really? 49 00:03:42,582 --> 00:03:44,700 Come on, jackie. Put your dukes up. - Okay. 50 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:47,477 Watch and learn, boys. 51 00:03:50,468 --> 00:03:52,894 See, it's all fun and games. 52 00:03:53,054 --> 00:03:55,646 Ow, you scratched me! 53 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:57,915 Get off of me, bigfoot! 54 00:03:58,075 --> 00:04:01,724 Let go of my hair or I'll pound your tiny ass! 55 00:04:06,302 --> 00:04:08,822 Spoilsport. - Hey, 56 00:04:09,171 --> 00:04:11,569 yours is gonna kill mine. 57 00:04:15,481 --> 00:04:17,943 Ladies, that was pathetic. 58 00:04:18,102 --> 00:04:20,404 What? That wasn't even real. 59 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:21,578 We're fine. - Yeah. 60 00:04:21,738 --> 00:04:24,234 I don't know what you're talking about. I had fun. 61 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:26,820 Oh, you're so immature! 62 00:04:31,465 --> 00:04:34,295 You guys aren't going to believe this. 63 00:04:34,862 --> 00:04:35,981 Wait. 64 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:38,858 Were two hot girls just fighting in here? 65 00:04:39,774 --> 00:04:41,308 No. 66 00:04:41,468 --> 00:04:43,786 Someone is lying. 67 00:04:44,128 --> 00:04:45,330 Anyway, 68 00:04:45,490 --> 00:04:48,411 I was just shampooing this foxy girl danielle, and the next thing I know, 69 00:04:48,571 --> 00:04:51,354 we're making out in the shampoo closet. 70 00:04:51,621 --> 00:04:55,070 Wait a second, you're trying to tell me that you were shampooing a girl and she got so horny, 71 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:57,956 she had to make out with you in the shampoo closet? 72 00:04:58,148 --> 00:05:01,111 That doesn't sound real, man. That sounds like a mad lib. 73 00:05:04,462 --> 00:05:07,959 Yeah, are you sure you weren't just kissing a mop? 74 00:05:10,723 --> 00:05:13,120 'Cause, man, I've seen you do that. 75 00:05:13,764 --> 00:05:15,166 No, no. 76 00:05:15,326 --> 00:05:18,644 Danielle kept going on and on about this adorable knucklehead she was dating, 77 00:05:18,804 --> 00:05:21,267 and I just sympathized with her problems. 78 00:05:21,623 --> 00:05:23,171 Well, that makes sense. 79 00:05:23,331 --> 00:05:26,143 I mean, all a woman really wants is a man who listens. 80 00:05:26,303 --> 00:05:27,717 I listen. 81 00:05:27,877 --> 00:05:30,360 And doesn't pat himself on the back. 82 00:05:31,626 --> 00:05:34,021 I never pat myself on the back. 83 00:05:34,181 --> 00:05:36,577 So, yeah, I got that going for me. 84 00:05:37,376 --> 00:05:41,371 You guys, something happened today that has never happened to me before. 85 00:05:41,531 --> 00:05:43,920 Oh, you did long division? 86 00:05:45,076 --> 00:05:46,912 No, I got stood up. 87 00:05:47,071 --> 00:05:50,528 I was supposed to meet this girl danielle after her haircut, and she never showed. 88 00:05:50,688 --> 00:05:52,470 Danielle! 89 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:54,385 Danielle? 90 00:05:54,545 --> 00:05:57,299 Okay, wait a second, first a girl fight and now this? 91 00:05:57,459 --> 00:05:59,959 I vote "best day ever." 92 00:06:03,023 --> 00:06:06,503 Kelso is the adorable knucklehead. 93 00:06:07,086 --> 00:06:10,249 Hey, thanks, fez, but I'm trying to tella story here. 94 00:06:11,065 --> 00:06:13,725 Okay, so I've been trying to figure out why she didn't show, 95 00:06:13,885 --> 00:06:16,305 and I've come to the only logical conclusion— 96 00:06:16,465 --> 00:06:18,808 she's dead. 97 00:06:20,739 --> 00:06:23,566 Kelso, maybe danielle met a guy that she likes better than you. 98 00:06:23,726 --> 00:06:27,434 Don't be crazy, fez. Danielle is dead, and wecan never bring her back. 99 00:06:31,945 --> 00:06:35,329 Kitty, we don't need "the joy of sex." 100 00:06:35,489 --> 00:06:40,737 Well, why not? It's not dirty. This book— it doesn't even have photographs, just 101 00:06:40,953 --> 00:06:43,351 sketches. 102 00:06:43,568 --> 00:06:47,234 But they're so detailed. They draw in every single part. 103 00:06:47,394 --> 00:06:49,728 And it's not to scale. 104 00:06:50,594 --> 00:06:53,328 Oh, here's a fun idea. 105 00:06:53,488 --> 00:06:55,726 okay. 106 00:06:55,886 --> 00:07:01,414 Instead of throwing away our old dish towels, we can use them as blindfolds 107 00:07:01,574 --> 00:07:06,431 and play a sexy bedroom version of marco polo. 108 00:07:07,438 --> 00:07:11,379 oh, come on. Don't you want to be one of those fun, older couples? 109 00:07:11,539 --> 00:07:16,462 Kitty, I want us to grow old and withdraw into ourselves. 110 00:07:18,259 --> 00:07:20,527 Hey, what's for lunch? 111 00:07:20,687 --> 00:07:24,514 Well, I was thinking of making something, but that would mean I would have to look at a cookbook, 112 00:07:24,674 --> 00:07:28,415 and I don't like to learn new things from books. 113 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,694 Yeah, so is lunch off or, um... 114 00:07:33,277 --> 00:07:36,219 I mean, what's the lay of the lunch land here? 115 00:07:36,379 --> 00:07:41,519 I don't see why I have to read a book on bodily functions. 116 00:07:41,935 --> 00:07:45,931 I've never read a book on eating, yet I'm extremely well fed. 117 00:07:46,114 --> 00:07:48,512 But I'm not. Could I, like... 118 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,541 seriously, like a sandwich or... 119 00:07:52,923 --> 00:07:54,759 well, you know what? 120 00:07:54,918 --> 00:07:58,938 Nobody is eating unless you give this book a try. Until then, 121 00:07:59,098 --> 00:08:01,432 I quit cooking. 122 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:06,463 Wow, I can't believe I'm asking you this, but 123 00:08:06,796 --> 00:08:09,427 please have kinky sex with my mother. 124 00:08:16,603 --> 00:08:20,965 No, danielle, I love your outfit. But I just think you can always go tighter. 125 00:08:21,782 --> 00:08:24,633 Oh, my god! Danielle, you're alive! 126 00:08:24,793 --> 00:08:27,022 Yeah, why wouldn't I be? 127 00:08:27,182 --> 00:08:28,087 Well, 128 00:08:28,247 --> 00:08:31,958 thenif you're not dead, then— then why did you blow off our date? 129 00:08:32,118 --> 00:08:34,794 Look at him try and put it together. 130 00:08:35,842 --> 00:08:38,240 He's got it now. 131 00:08:38,657 --> 00:08:40,957 No, wait, he doesn't. 132 00:08:41,117 --> 00:08:44,101 Yeah, now—wow. Not yet. Wow. 133 00:08:44,301 --> 00:08:47,384 This is, like, the slowest burn ever. 134 00:08:47,544 --> 00:08:51,721 This is like how burns were in the 1800s before we had electricity. 135 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:55,669 Danielle stood you up so she could make out with the adorable new man in her life. 136 00:08:55,828 --> 00:08:57,568 Ah—me. 137 00:08:57,728 --> 00:09:00,583 That's right. Ah—him. 138 00:09:15,941 --> 00:09:20,214 don't bump me. - Don't get in my way. 139 00:09:20,374 --> 00:09:26,578 Well, maybe I wouldn't be in your way if you could sit still like a normal person instead of a vibrating spazoid. 140 00:09:27,254 --> 00:09:28,378 Really? 141 00:09:28,538 --> 00:09:32,648 Well, guess what. You fight like a poor girl. 142 00:09:33,522 --> 00:09:35,339 get off me! 143 00:09:35,499 --> 00:09:37,202 get off me! 144 00:09:37,362 --> 00:09:39,691 this ain't over, squatty! 145 00:09:40,053 --> 00:09:42,726 Get off. I'm going. 146 00:09:44,969 --> 00:09:48,910 Hey, if they're gonna keep this up, we should invest in a video camera. 147 00:09:50,335 --> 00:09:55,170 All right, fez, stand up so I can kick your ass. How dare you steal a girl out from under me! 148 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:58,285 First of all, I can do whatever I want. 149 00:09:58,483 --> 00:10:02,876 Second of all, when I stole her, she was not under you, she was under moi. 150 00:10:03,553 --> 00:10:04,297 That's it. 151 00:10:04,457 --> 00:10:06,961 Whoa! Whoa! Guys, listen. 152 00:10:07,121 --> 00:10:11,646 I just realized I am not strong enough to hold you two apart. Hyde, come on. 153 00:10:15,736 --> 00:10:16,827 Kelso, 154 00:10:16,987 --> 00:10:20,325 Maybe you shouldn't be asking what he did. You should be asking what you did to let it happen. 155 00:10:20,485 --> 00:10:22,321 Or what you didn't do. 156 00:10:22,481 --> 00:10:24,482 You know, maybe you just lost your mojo. 157 00:10:24,642 --> 00:10:28,882 Look, a guy can't just lose his mojo, okay? 158 00:10:30,103 --> 00:10:32,265 Can he? 159 00:10:32,425 --> 00:10:35,111 Well, when was the last time you made out with two girls at once? 160 00:10:35,271 --> 00:10:37,613 that was... 161 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,202 oh, no. 162 00:10:40,610 --> 00:10:42,228 I can't remember. 163 00:10:42,388 --> 00:10:44,983 Kissed four different girls in the same day? 164 00:10:45,143 --> 00:10:47,444 I don't know! 165 00:10:47,604 --> 00:10:50,209 You guys, I might've lost my mojo. 166 00:10:50,852 --> 00:10:54,052 And I got it. I got your mojo. 167 00:10:55,058 --> 00:10:58,577 Which reminds me, I also have your yo-yo, so... 168 00:10:59,691 --> 00:11:01,351 I want 'em both back. 169 00:11:01,511 --> 00:11:05,324 You know, how can I lose a girl to you? You don't even speak english. 170 00:11:05,868 --> 00:11:07,553 Well, kelso, look at the bright side. 171 00:11:07,712 --> 00:11:10,750 Danielle is a wonderful girl who likes me better than you. 172 00:11:11,311 --> 00:11:14,041 Why is that the bright side? 173 00:11:14,454 --> 00:11:16,977 Because... burn! 174 00:11:28,798 --> 00:11:31,196 these are stale. 175 00:11:31,701 --> 00:11:34,407 Well, eat slow. We gotta make 'em last. 176 00:11:35,248 --> 00:11:36,916 Hey ya, red. 177 00:11:37,076 --> 00:11:41,495 Eric told me you and kitty are having a little trouble in the old hee-hoo department. 178 00:11:42,253 --> 00:11:44,004 You told bob? 179 00:11:44,164 --> 00:11:46,970 Are you out of your puny mind? 180 00:11:47,399 --> 00:11:49,696 Look, you have to work this stuff out with mom. 181 00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:52,254 She hasn't fed us in three days. Dad, 182 00:11:52,414 --> 00:11:54,939 I can't afford not to eat. 183 00:11:55,286 --> 00:11:58,387 Yesterday I ate a raisin off the floor. 184 00:11:59,096 --> 00:12:01,883 I'm not even sure if it was really a raisin. 185 00:12:02,635 --> 00:12:04,172 Look, red, 186 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,479 you should take kitty's request for a love life spice up seriously. 187 00:12:07,638 --> 00:12:09,895 When midge wanted to turbocharge our love life, 188 00:12:10,055 --> 00:12:13,136 it was really a symptom of a much deeper marital problem. 189 00:12:13,296 --> 00:12:15,520 Yeah, that you were deviants. 190 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:19,975 Deviants? Well, the couple we were dating sure didn't seem to think so. 191 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:23,582 I'm tellin' you, this problem is not just about sex. 192 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:24,871 It isn't? 193 00:12:25,031 --> 00:12:28,442 Well, maybe she's just unhappy emotionally. Wouldn't that be wonderful? 194 00:12:28,601 --> 00:12:32,151 No, red. It means you have a problem. And you have to deal with it. 195 00:12:32,984 --> 00:12:35,135 Yeah, okay. 196 00:12:35,295 --> 00:12:39,807 Yeah, I guess it's important that kitty get listened to. Eric, go listen to your mother. 197 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:40,672 Why me? 198 00:12:40,832 --> 00:12:43,666 Because without food, you'll die first. 199 00:12:47,795 --> 00:12:51,104 So, danielle, tell me again how much more you like me than kelso. 200 00:12:51,264 --> 00:12:53,806 Well, you're sensitive 201 00:12:53,972 --> 00:12:56,257 and thoughtful and understanding 202 00:12:56,417 --> 00:12:58,041 and very, very sexy. 203 00:12:58,201 --> 00:13:00,668 Lady, don't ever stop talking. 204 00:13:01,002 --> 00:13:03,070 And you're funny and sweet. 205 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:05,384 And did I mention? Very, very sexy. 206 00:13:05,543 --> 00:13:07,861 Lady, you gotta shut up. 207 00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:16,058 So, mom, in the interest of returning 208 00:13:16,218 --> 00:13:20,226 regular meal service to my now shattered life... 209 00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:24,782 I'm here to help. So, uh, just tell me the problem beneath 210 00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:27,285 the dirty, gross problem. 211 00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:29,295 Honey, there is none. 212 00:13:29,455 --> 00:13:35,103 I just want your father and me to have more adventurous sexual intercourse. 213 00:13:35,602 --> 00:13:38,973 Well, this is one of those times I'm kinda happy my stomach's empty. 214 00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:41,320 Um, look, instead of calling it, 215 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,181 uh, sexual inter—ah. Ahem. 216 00:13:45,762 --> 00:13:47,597 Instead of calling it that, 217 00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:50,834 why don't we call it, like, a walk in the park? 218 00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:58,055 Fine. I want your father and ito have more adventurous walks in the park. 219 00:13:58,215 --> 00:14:01,686 I want to walk in the park in the kitchen. 220 00:14:02,219 --> 00:14:05,136 walk in the park on a tuesday. 221 00:14:05,296 --> 00:14:07,783 I even want to walk in the park in the park. 222 00:14:07,943 --> 00:14:09,798 Okay, okay, okay. 223 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:12,238 Okay, um... 224 00:14:12,398 --> 00:14:15,592 okay, um, mom, I think you're— you're playing this all wrong. 225 00:14:15,752 --> 00:14:18,557 Dad wants you to have a deeper emotional issue. 226 00:14:18,717 --> 00:14:20,497 Invent one. 227 00:14:20,657 --> 00:14:23,686 He'll give you anything you want to avoid talking about 228 00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:25,709 walks in the park. 229 00:14:25,869 --> 00:14:30,030 So think big. You know, I might be able to get you diamonds here. Maybe even a new car. 230 00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:33,953 This is like emotional "price is right," baby. You're in the showcase. 231 00:14:34,386 --> 00:14:35,704 Oh! 232 00:14:35,864 --> 00:14:40,064 I also want to walk in the park during "the price is right." 233 00:14:50,978 --> 00:14:53,376 Well, what's the news? 234 00:14:54,507 --> 00:14:56,905 You better start studying. 235 00:15:06,819 --> 00:15:08,621 All right. 236 00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:11,751 So I spent the whole day thinking about what happened with danielle. 237 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:15,045 And I realized that I shouldn't be mad at you. 238 00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:17,742 I should be asking you for help. 239 00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:21,294 Holy crap, man. Now you're asking fez for girl advice? 240 00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:25,145 Next thing you know donna's gonna be asking forman how to throw a ball. 241 00:15:25,627 --> 00:15:27,562 Look, he's the one with the girl. 242 00:15:27,722 --> 00:15:29,643 All right, fez. So where'd I go wrong? 243 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:33,852 Well, danielle said you were a bad listener and I'm a good listener. I heard her. 244 00:15:34,052 --> 00:15:37,044 But so what? I hurt girls all the time. 245 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,974 No, not "hurt." Heard.I heard. 246 00:15:40,134 --> 00:15:42,754 You heard what? - Danielle.I heard danielle. 247 00:15:42,914 --> 00:15:46,705 Why'd she choose you over me? Jeez. It's like talking to a 2 year old here. 248 00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:53,654 She chose fez because he listens when a woman talks instead of staring at her chest. 249 00:15:56,352 --> 00:15:58,354 Stop staring at my chest! 250 00:15:58,513 --> 00:16:02,320 I'm sorry. Look, I've been screwed by darwinism. 251 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:07,524 I never needed to evolve listening skills 'cause my looks are so highly developed. 252 00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:10,973 Oh, that's not how evolution works. 253 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,554 Yeah, sure it is. Look, 254 00:16:12,714 --> 00:16:16,185 say I had to catch my own food, right? But I only ate really fast animals. 255 00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:19,577 My feet would eventually evolve into rockets. 256 00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:27,036 Man, it's amazing your brain doesn't evolve into pudding. 257 00:16:27,752 --> 00:16:30,015 All right, fez, come on. I need your help. 258 00:16:30,175 --> 00:16:32,030 Why should I help you? 259 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:33,611 B-because you owe me. 260 00:16:33,771 --> 00:16:38,104 Think about all the times that I set you up with my dates' less-pretty friends. 261 00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:41,595 That's true. You have thrown me some uggos. 262 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:45,475 All right, so show a little appreciation. 263 00:16:45,841 --> 00:16:47,160 Fine. 264 00:16:47,319 --> 00:16:50,495 But you have to promise not to use what I teach you on danielle to get her back. 265 00:16:50,655 --> 00:16:52,631 She's mine. - Done. 266 00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:54,746 Okay, donna, I need your help. 267 00:16:54,906 --> 00:16:57,990 Now sit here and pretend to be a girl. 268 00:16:58,655 --> 00:17:00,998 Now tell a girlie story. Kelso, 269 00:17:01,158 --> 00:17:03,800 you listen and repeat back whatever she says. 270 00:17:04,832 --> 00:17:07,230 Okay, you ready? - Yeah. 271 00:17:08,229 --> 00:17:10,130 kelso, I had the worst day. 272 00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:13,236 I didn't know what shoes to wear— with a heel, without a heel... 273 00:17:13,395 --> 00:17:15,738 I'm running out of firecrackers. 274 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:20,058 I bet I could a been best friends with spider-man. 275 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,101 Is that a new muscle? 276 00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:28,181 Well, hello, new muscle. Welcome to kelso town. 277 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,862 Kelso. 278 00:17:30,022 --> 00:17:31,360 Kelso! 279 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,276 What? 280 00:17:32,436 --> 00:17:34,241 You weren't even listening. 281 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,306 How do you know? 282 00:17:35,466 --> 00:17:38,816 'Cause you were staring at the ceiling with your tongue hanging out. 283 00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:40,868 Kelso, when a woman talks, 284 00:17:41,028 --> 00:17:44,831 you have to look her in the eyes and pretend her words are like oxygen and without them, 285 00:17:44,991 --> 00:17:47,324 you can't breathe. 286 00:17:48,623 --> 00:17:51,254 But I don't care what she says. 287 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:54,994 How the heck did you ever get a girl? 288 00:17:55,154 --> 00:17:59,486 I don't know. I just stare at her until she stops talking, then I kiss her. 289 00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:02,300 Unbelievable. 290 00:18:12,653 --> 00:18:14,629 All right, kitty. 291 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,119 I want you to be happy,I really do. 292 00:18:17,278 --> 00:18:21,835 And to make that beautiful, illusive dream come true, 293 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:26,220 I'm willing to try page 46. 294 00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:29,354 Really? 295 00:18:29,514 --> 00:18:32,731 Oh, red, thank you. 296 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,911 Oh. 297 00:18:36,525 --> 00:18:41,088 Page 46— that is so fancy. 298 00:18:41,804 --> 00:18:43,638 what? 299 00:18:43,798 --> 00:18:46,128 Oh, dear god, no! Not, uh, 300 00:18:46,287 --> 00:18:50,523 not page 46. I meant page 47. Page 47. 301 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,953 And no funny stuff after I fall asleep. 302 00:18:58,129 --> 00:19:01,645 And I didn't know what to do because I had just polished my nails and I didn't wanna 303 00:19:01,805 --> 00:19:04,755 mess up my manicure. 304 00:19:05,188 --> 00:19:08,410 You're such a good listener. I can't take it anymore. 305 00:19:08,570 --> 00:19:10,524 What are you doing? Get off my lady! 306 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:13,435 Fez! - You shut your hot little mouth. 307 00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:16,185 You promised you wouldn't use anything I taught you on danielle. 308 00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:19,777 Come on, you can't give me a gun and expect me not to shoot people with it. 309 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,228 Danielle, you have to choose. Him or me? 310 00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:24,706 But I— - I said choose, woman! 311 00:19:25,022 --> 00:19:29,217 Well, fez, if I have to choose between the two of you, I mean, the choice is obvious. 312 00:19:30,596 --> 00:19:32,132 I choose you, fez. 313 00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:34,609 What are you, stupid? 314 00:19:34,892 --> 00:19:38,292 I mean, I mean, of course. Yes, good choice. Yes. 315 00:19:38,452 --> 00:19:40,298 Wait. Him? How can you choose him? 316 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:44,307 I don't know. I guess I have this thing for guys who boss me around. 317 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:48,353 I'll meet you in the car, or wherever you tell me to meet you. 318 00:19:49,202 --> 00:19:51,990 Oh, you'll meet me in the car, and you'll like it. 319 00:19:52,422 --> 00:19:54,820 I will. 320 00:19:57,717 --> 00:19:59,152 Okay, 321 00:19:59,312 --> 00:20:01,630 here's the thing, fez... 322 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,900 she's clearly a lunatic, 323 00:20:05,616 --> 00:20:10,678 which means that she'sgonna be super hot in bed, so congratulations on that one. 324 00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:15,242 But you did snake her from me. So I get a free punch. 325 00:20:16,874 --> 00:20:19,621 But you did snake her back, so... 326 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:36,285 How do guys play fight without getting into a real fight? 327 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:42,013 Well, maybe'cause when they fight, michael doesn't elbow everything like a blonde tard-O. 328 00:20:43,445 --> 00:20:46,428 See? Now that is gonna get your ass kicked. 329 00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:50,319 Oh, I'm gonna punch you in your fat melon head. 330 00:20:50,479 --> 00:20:53,971 Good luck reaching it, tiny loser. 331 00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:11,459 thanks, tommy. 332 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,170 Is that bacon I smell? 333 00:21:17,453 --> 00:21:19,851 Oh, what a perfect morning. 334 00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:22,773 marco! - polo! 335 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,250 Oh, my god!