1 00:00:03,701 --> 00:00:05,788 Man, I can't believe thanksgiving's tomorrow. 2 00:00:05,948 --> 00:00:08,967 It's such a special time of the year, when like to give thanks, 3 00:00:09,127 --> 00:00:11,714 get fez drunk and dress him up like a lady pilgrim. 4 00:00:12,855 --> 00:00:15,708 Well, the joke's on you because this year 5 00:00:15,868 --> 00:00:18,758 I'm getting into the dress before I get drunk. 6 00:00:21,018 --> 00:00:23,415 Ah, touché. 7 00:00:23,714 --> 00:00:26,160 Well, so long as it happens. 8 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,766 I had thanksgiving dinner last night with brooke and the baby 9 00:00:28,926 --> 00:00:31,973 so I could be here tonight for fez and the dress. 10 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,948 Hey guys. I got something really different planned for thanksgiving. 11 00:00:35,108 --> 00:00:37,017 But instead of telling you about it, 12 00:00:37,177 --> 00:00:38,364 I'm gonna let it wash over you. 13 00:00:38,524 --> 00:00:41,367 But, eric, maybe you could let some soap and water wash over you, 14 00:00:41,527 --> 00:00:43,868 'cause since you've been out of work, you're a little bummy 15 00:00:45,236 --> 00:00:47,672 welcome to the grand illusion 16 00:00:47,832 --> 00:00:50,529 come on in and see what's happenin' 17 00:00:50,689 --> 00:00:54,426 pay the price get the ticket for the show... 18 00:00:59,716 --> 00:01:00,856 Is that Styx? 19 00:01:01,016 --> 00:01:03,244 And they just announced a concert thanksgiving night. 20 00:01:03,403 --> 00:01:05,181 Now if we camp out for tickets, 21 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:08,941 by tomorrow, we could be watching five guys in spandex suits 22 00:01:09,101 --> 00:01:11,246 shaking their hair sweat on teenage girls. 23 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:12,723 Forman. 24 00:01:12,883 --> 00:01:14,586 even if I liked Styx, 25 00:01:14,746 --> 00:01:17,235 which would mean I was born without ears, 26 00:01:18,091 --> 00:01:22,395 I still can't go. My dad wants me and Angie to open the record store by midnight tomorrow. 27 00:01:22,971 --> 00:01:24,835 Oh, man, Angie is so pretty. 28 00:01:24,995 --> 00:01:27,788 You know, looking at Angie is like looking at... 29 00:01:30,627 --> 00:01:33,025 Something else pretty. 30 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:35,588 Well said. 31 00:01:35,748 --> 00:01:37,477 Donna, you in for Styx? 32 00:01:37,637 --> 00:01:40,700 Eric, I'm a DJ. I can't be seen at a Styx concert. 33 00:01:41,241 --> 00:01:43,342 It's in my contract. 34 00:01:43,502 --> 00:01:47,609 Well, Fez, what do you say, my man from another land? 35 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:51,046 Eric, where I come from, we have a saying. 36 00:01:51,715 --> 00:01:54,113 Ecch. Styx. 37 00:01:58,140 --> 00:02:00,987 Remember, kids, music is joy, comfort, 38 00:02:01,147 --> 00:02:03,045 A Band Aid for a wounded soul. 39 00:02:03,205 --> 00:02:06,161 And if you get people to believe that crap, you're gonna sell a lot of records. 40 00:02:06,582 --> 00:02:08,110 Here are the keys to the store. 41 00:02:08,269 --> 00:02:09,447 Thank you. 42 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:12,915 I just figure whoever hasn't been in prison should hold the keys. 43 00:02:13,489 --> 00:02:14,735 I thought she'd do that, 44 00:02:14,895 --> 00:02:16,635 So I made an extra set for you. 45 00:02:16,795 --> 00:02:18,873 Everybody gets keys. 46 00:02:19,033 --> 00:02:21,327 Thank you. 47 00:02:21,487 --> 00:02:23,073 You don't know me very well, 48 00:02:23,232 --> 00:02:25,550 but you're gonna have to make three of everything. 49 00:02:25,743 --> 00:02:28,370 I'm starting to get you a little bit. You're funny. 50 00:02:29,836 --> 00:02:32,271 All right, well as co-manager of this record store, 51 00:02:32,431 --> 00:02:34,972 My first order is... 52 00:02:35,663 --> 00:02:38,061 A pizza. 53 00:02:38,302 --> 00:02:41,233 Are you crazy? We have to start unloading records. 54 00:02:41,393 --> 00:02:44,658 Hey, look, I don't know about these other jokers, 55 00:02:44,818 --> 00:02:48,256 But I am here to help, 56 00:02:48,514 --> 00:02:53,576 So, if you need to get anything off of one of these high shelves, I'll be happy to watch you reach for it. 57 00:02:55,148 --> 00:02:58,340 All right guys, we got a ton of box to unpack, posters to hang, 58 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,472 so let's hit it. 59 00:03:00,632 --> 00:03:02,384 I love hittin' it. 60 00:03:02,544 --> 00:03:05,326 I love that you taught me to love hittin' it. 61 00:03:05,890 --> 00:03:08,540 You know, this is the first time we've ever hit it at 62 00:03:09,335 --> 00:03:11,822 Hey, this place doesn't have a name yet. 63 00:03:12,796 --> 00:03:15,807 you should call it "hot wax records," 64 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:17,184 but with a z- 65 00:03:17,344 --> 00:03:19,366 Recordzzz. 66 00:03:19,526 --> 00:03:21,844 Z's are so Rock'n'roll. 67 00:03:22,427 --> 00:03:24,825 "funk man's house of funk." 68 00:03:25,723 --> 00:03:28,491 "funk man's funky house of funk." 69 00:03:29,265 --> 00:03:31,663 "Funky man's funky house of hittin' it." 70 00:03:32,573 --> 00:03:34,971 You guys writing this done or what? 71 00:03:35,307 --> 00:03:37,291 Steven it's too complicated. 72 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:40,257 You need something that sounds hot and upscale. 73 00:03:40,597 --> 00:03:42,995 You should call it "Jackie". 74 00:03:44,041 --> 00:03:45,978 If you want it hot and upscale, 75 00:03:46,137 --> 00:03:48,873 you should call it : "Dijon mustard" 76 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:52,345 What about, huh, like "headfood"? 77 00:03:52,685 --> 00:03:55,083 "Headsies." "The head!" 78 00:03:56,023 --> 00:03:57,585 This is kinda cool. 79 00:03:57,745 --> 00:03:59,450 "The Head." 80 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:01,928 "The Head." - "The Head." 81 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,708 "The Head." 82 00:04:07,169 --> 00:04:09,567 I smell something burning. 83 00:04:10,230 --> 00:04:12,628 That'd be us. 84 00:04:13,222 --> 00:04:14,637 Man. 85 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:17,999 We just came up with the best name for the record store. 86 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,540 It's, um.. 87 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,995 "The funky mustard house." 88 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:29,447 I thought we settled down "Jackie"! 89 00:04:30,192 --> 00:04:32,891 I just had it, and then it popped out of my head. 90 00:04:33,242 --> 00:04:35,640 That's it! "Poppers" 91 00:04:37,287 --> 00:04:40,571 This is a chain. All the stores are called "Grooves." 92 00:04:42,307 --> 00:04:44,882 Oh, that's why we have that sign. 93 00:04:46,711 --> 00:04:50,641 All right well, let's call it a day and hit it hard again tomorrow. 94 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,918 Good work everyone. 95 00:04:55,627 --> 00:04:58,303 Wait. I just remembered the name. 96 00:04:58,463 --> 00:05:00,816 "Lumpy's." 97 00:05:01,856 --> 00:05:04,253 No, it wasn't called "Lumpy's." 98 00:05:04,775 --> 00:05:07,355 Well, my store is gonna be called "Lumpy's." 99 00:05:10,371 --> 00:05:13,660 That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 09 "You can't always get what you want." 100 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:17,055 Traduction par Guzo 101 00:05:17,215 --> 00:05:20,659 Merci à Raceman 102 00:05:20,819 --> 00:05:23,914 www.forom.com 103 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,678 First one here. 104 00:05:57,776 --> 00:06:01,301 Hey, you guys getting in line for Styx tickets, too? 105 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:02,766 Yeah, right. 106 00:06:02,926 --> 00:06:05,910 If we weren't late for this party, we'd kick your ass. 107 00:06:06,892 --> 00:06:08,771 Styx rules. 108 00:06:08,931 --> 00:06:09,903 What was that, dork? 109 00:06:10,062 --> 00:06:12,380 I said enjoy your party. 110 00:06:18,437 --> 00:06:20,555 Oh, my god. 111 00:06:20,715 --> 00:06:23,032 Did I miss it? Are there any tickets left? 112 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:27,182 Black sabbath's been sold out for weeks. 113 00:06:27,702 --> 00:06:29,460 No, Styx. 114 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:31,938 I prefer a more lush, orchestral sound. 115 00:06:33,256 --> 00:06:36,398 Yeah, well, you're the only one. 116 00:06:38,129 --> 00:06:40,527 Just give me the damn ticket. 117 00:06:41,006 --> 00:06:45,162 Man, hyde, this listening pit is an awesome idea. 118 00:06:45,335 --> 00:06:48,012 Yeah, you made a place for people to hang out, 119 00:06:48,172 --> 00:06:51,142 listen to music and feel up angie and stuff. 120 00:06:52,474 --> 00:06:54,392 That's not what this pit is for, man. 121 00:06:54,552 --> 00:06:57,776 It's for listening to records and feeling up jackie and stuff. 122 00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:01,371 Steven's so innovative. 123 00:07:01,531 --> 00:07:03,870 You know, he designed this whole thing from scratch. 124 00:07:04,029 --> 00:07:06,153 Um, 125 00:07:06,313 --> 00:07:08,903 this is exactly eric's basement. 126 00:07:10,021 --> 00:07:13,964 You're just jealous because steven's successful and eric's all bummy. 127 00:07:18,923 --> 00:07:20,095 What is all this? 128 00:07:20,255 --> 00:07:21,801 What happened to the soft rock section? 129 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,278 I put it in the alley. 130 00:07:24,598 --> 00:07:27,319 See, that way, if somebody comes in asking for barry manilow, 131 00:07:27,479 --> 00:07:30,382 I can send 'em outside and lock the door. 132 00:07:30,955 --> 00:07:34,499 Steven, the store is very important to me. 133 00:07:34,805 --> 00:07:37,795 When I was 8 years old, Santa asked me what I wanted for christmas, 134 00:07:37,954 --> 00:07:39,674 and I said a record store. 135 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:40,912 You know what I got? 136 00:07:41,072 --> 00:07:42,752 A pony. 137 00:07:42,911 --> 00:07:45,219 What 8-year-old girl wants a damn pony? 138 00:07:45,379 --> 00:07:48,922 You know, one year I asked for a damn pony and got a car. 139 00:07:49,861 --> 00:07:51,997 I just want the store to be great. 140 00:07:52,157 --> 00:07:55,119 Yeah, well, I think this pit makes the store great. 141 00:07:55,279 --> 00:07:57,253 Really? Did you go to business school? 142 00:07:57,413 --> 00:07:59,750 Well, he did a lot of business at school. 143 00:08:00,794 --> 00:08:01,627 Fine, 144 00:08:01,787 --> 00:08:04,964 I'll get rid of the pit, but I want that entire wall covered in zeppelin. 145 00:08:05,124 --> 00:08:06,225 We can't. 146 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:09,472 You know that research paper that I gave you that you probably smoked? 147 00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:12,513 Well, it says that zeppelin scares people over 30. 148 00:08:12,673 --> 00:08:15,602 Good, because people over 30 don't listen to music. 149 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,527 They move to Florida to play golf. 150 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:24,961 Man, Angie is so awesome and classy. 151 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,633 She's like the first page of a "playboy" layout. 152 00:08:29,806 --> 00:08:32,203 You know, before you see her cans. 153 00:08:34,128 --> 00:08:36,931 Do you know that all that stuff about those girls is made up? 154 00:08:37,131 --> 00:08:39,517 Yeah, they're not really librarians or 155 00:08:39,677 --> 00:08:42,062 horse trainers or 156 00:08:42,738 --> 00:08:45,135 scientists. 157 00:08:46,257 --> 00:08:48,655 They're just whores. 158 00:08:53,857 --> 00:08:56,939 I wish someone would rub my shoulders like this. 159 00:08:58,359 --> 00:08:59,757 Hey, 160 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:02,234 whatcha cookin', good-lookin'? 161 00:09:02,699 --> 00:09:06,304 Guess who got a ticket to see styx in concert tonight. 162 00:09:06,995 --> 00:09:09,456 Tonight? Honey, it's thanksgiving. 163 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:12,157 Yeah, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime thing. 164 00:09:12,966 --> 00:09:15,653 Mom, this ticket was really hard to get. 165 00:09:16,309 --> 00:09:17,703 Was it harder to get 166 00:09:17,862 --> 00:09:22,963 than the holiday traditions this family has built through decades of love and sacrifice? 167 00:09:23,123 --> 00:09:25,489 Much harder. Thanks for understanding. 168 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:35,013 There's my beautiful bride. I'll be in the garage. 169 00:09:35,173 --> 00:09:37,514 Red. 170 00:09:38,668 --> 00:09:40,840 None of the kids are coming for dinner tonight. 171 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,316 Laurie's in canada, steven has his store, and now eric is going to a concert. 172 00:09:45,476 --> 00:09:48,988 There's no point in me even making my special yams. 173 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:52,501 What? 174 00:09:53,423 --> 00:09:56,026 Kitty, I love those yams. 175 00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:59,096 They're among the top three reasons I married you. 176 00:09:59,882 --> 00:10:02,698 Well, I can't make them if I'm sad. 177 00:10:03,155 --> 00:10:04,553 Look, I'll tell you what. 178 00:10:04,713 --> 00:10:06,603 You get started on the yams, 179 00:10:06,762 --> 00:10:08,854 and I'll go talk to eric. 180 00:10:09,014 --> 00:10:11,107 Thanks. 181 00:10:11,267 --> 00:10:12,433 Gosh, 182 00:10:12,593 --> 00:10:15,424 my shoulders are sore from all this cooking. 183 00:10:15,584 --> 00:10:17,948 Think you could rub 'em a little? 184 00:10:18,558 --> 00:10:21,314 Kitty, it's thanksgiving, not christmas. 185 00:10:35,665 --> 00:10:38,062 Styx, Kelso? 186 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:45,280 All right, fine! I like styx, okay? And I don't care if anybody knows it! 187 00:10:45,925 --> 00:10:48,323 Well, that's not true. Don't tell anyone. 188 00:10:51,591 --> 00:10:53,988 Why aren't you putting the records in the bins? 189 00:10:54,406 --> 00:10:55,721 What bins? 190 00:10:55,881 --> 00:10:58,199 The ones I ordered. 191 00:11:00,704 --> 00:11:03,219 Oh, my god. I never ordered the bins. 192 00:11:03,459 --> 00:11:04,301 Hmm. 193 00:11:04,461 --> 00:11:06,778 That would never happen at "Jackie." 194 00:11:09,272 --> 00:11:11,257 What are we gonna do? 195 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,734 There's no bins. 196 00:11:14,354 --> 00:11:16,751 no bins! 197 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,106 Hey, look, man, I'll take care of it, all right? 198 00:11:19,266 --> 00:11:20,479 But it's gonna cost you. 199 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,060 Listening pit comes back, 200 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:23,843 Zeppelin goes up on that wall, 201 00:11:24,003 --> 00:11:27,125 and I want you to remove the smoke detectors from the back office. 202 00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:29,728 Whatever you want. 203 00:11:29,888 --> 00:11:31,547 Oh, and also, 204 00:11:31,706 --> 00:11:34,607 my creepy friend gets to hold your hand for two minutes. 205 00:11:38,137 --> 00:11:40,486 That— that would be me. 206 00:11:40,646 --> 00:11:42,476 All right, back off. 207 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:45,148 I want to be the first one of us who gets to touch her. 208 00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:51,182 You, too, with the Styx? 209 00:11:52,157 --> 00:11:55,595 Donna, it's just a— it's just a present for my friend, um... 210 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,734 um... F... 211 00:11:56,894 --> 00:11:59,212 Fez. Damn it. 212 00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:06,310 Outta my way, dad. Time for me to rock. 213 00:12:07,119 --> 00:12:09,362 You're not goin' to the concert. 214 00:12:09,522 --> 00:12:11,839 What? Why not? - Look, 215 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,894 every family has its holiday traditions. 216 00:12:15,246 --> 00:12:17,823 Some sing, others play charades— 217 00:12:17,983 --> 00:12:20,490 in our family, someone always cries. 218 00:12:21,956 --> 00:12:26,320 But I'll be damned if it's gonna be your mother crying tonight. 219 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,964 I can't see her like that. 220 00:12:29,733 --> 00:12:32,131 I-I love her. 221 00:12:32,702 --> 00:12:33,995 She threatened not to make the yams, 222 00:12:34,155 --> 00:12:36,473 Just get the hell back in the house. 223 00:12:43,793 --> 00:12:45,942 okay, here's the situation. 224 00:12:46,102 --> 00:12:47,584 It's thanksgiving night. 225 00:12:47,744 --> 00:12:49,356 Everything's closed. 226 00:12:49,516 --> 00:12:51,875 We need to find a hundred record bins by midnight. 227 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,026 It's the same damn thing every year. 228 00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:59,092 I have a question. 229 00:12:59,252 --> 00:13:01,649 How does hair know to grow? 230 00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:04,745 And how far inside your head does it go? 231 00:13:05,801 --> 00:13:08,199 Does it touch your brain? 232 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,660 Okay. I think we need to get Jerry Garcia here some coffee. 233 00:13:14,774 --> 00:13:17,695 Let the girl rap. I was into it. 234 00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:21,008 I like to think about my head. 235 00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:23,399 The head. That's the name. 236 00:13:23,558 --> 00:13:25,876 I saved the day. 237 00:13:26,118 --> 00:13:28,126 Know what would be perfect for the records? 238 00:13:28,286 --> 00:13:30,924 Those boxes that milk bottles come in. 239 00:13:31,084 --> 00:13:33,454 They're, like, crates or 240 00:13:33,711 --> 00:13:36,109 crepes. Crepes! 241 00:13:36,328 --> 00:13:38,725 How good are crepes? 242 00:13:39,248 --> 00:13:41,385 That'll work, man. We need, like, 243 00:13:41,544 --> 00:13:43,862 50 empty milk crates. 244 00:13:44,327 --> 00:13:46,711 Well, how are we gonna drink all that milk? 245 00:13:46,871 --> 00:13:48,047 Ooh! Wait. 246 00:13:48,207 --> 00:13:50,860 We need 50 boxes of cookies. 247 00:13:52,983 --> 00:13:56,046 No, wastoid. W-we'll steal the crates. 248 00:13:56,422 --> 00:13:57,972 It's perfect. 249 00:13:58,132 --> 00:14:00,295 Milk crates. 250 00:14:00,455 --> 00:14:01,878 Milk crates. 251 00:14:02,038 --> 00:14:04,107 Milk crates. 252 00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:06,584 Milky craties. 253 00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:10,867 Okay, my valium's starting to wear off. 254 00:14:11,027 --> 00:14:13,219 What's happening with those boxes? 255 00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:15,734 Man, we just thought of the perfect solution. 256 00:14:15,894 --> 00:14:18,265 We're gonna go get some of those... 257 00:14:20,699 --> 00:14:23,097 The head. - Crepes. - Poppers. 258 00:14:24,911 --> 00:14:27,309 Whatever. We'll be back. 259 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:31,569 Why is it every time I leave the room, you guys do this? 260 00:14:32,156 --> 00:14:34,553 It's thanksgiving. 261 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,756 Some people bake pies. 262 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:39,234 We bake ourselves. 263 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:49,758 Thank you for opening up your home to me on this special day. 264 00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:52,133 This family is all about love. 265 00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:55,743 Yep. Spirit-crushing, tyrannical love. 266 00:14:56,072 --> 00:14:59,717 Drop that tone of voice, or you'll be wearing that turkey like a football helmet. 267 00:15:00,293 --> 00:15:01,455 Okay, now, 268 00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:04,418 everybody, take a feather from the paper turkey 269 00:15:04,577 --> 00:15:06,673 and write down something you're thankful for. 270 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:09,612 And then we'll all pick feathers and guess who wrote them. 271 00:15:09,772 --> 00:15:11,976 Any questions? 272 00:15:12,136 --> 00:15:15,525 This is kind of off topic, but where can I put my belt? 273 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:21,778 I'll go first. 274 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:28,406 "I'm thankful for my mother/wife. "My life is meaningless without her." 275 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:31,367 Whoopsy. I got mine. 276 00:15:31,878 --> 00:15:34,297 It would've sounded better if someone else had read it. 277 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,048 "I'm thankful you have pecan pie. 278 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:39,784 "You do have pecan pie, right? 279 00:15:39,944 --> 00:15:43,561 "Because I turned down an invitation "that involved pecan pie." 280 00:15:44,386 --> 00:15:45,686 Hmm. 281 00:15:45,846 --> 00:15:47,856 Bob? 282 00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:51,124 "I'm thankful I didn't waste my day at a really fun concert." 283 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,095 "This way I can work on becoming a bitter old man" 284 00:15:54,255 --> 00:15:57,963 "whose only happiness is destroying his son's life." 285 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,677 Kitty, hand me the turkey. 286 00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:03,218 I think I got red's. 287 00:16:03,378 --> 00:16:06,254 Cause the only words I can repeat are, "eric, little" 288 00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:09,132 and a word that starts with "mother." 289 00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:12,460 Mother? That's nice. 290 00:16:13,617 --> 00:16:16,015 It takes a pretty hard left turn. 291 00:16:17,031 --> 00:16:19,496 Thanksgiving is ruined! 292 00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:22,900 Don't look at me. Dad's the one who cursed on turkey. 293 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,009 Kitty! Bob, 294 00:16:25,169 --> 00:16:27,486 touch my yams and die. 295 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,284 Look at all this stuff I gotta eat. 296 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,811 Okay, look, I'll distract him. Jackie, give me your lipstick. 297 00:16:42,116 --> 00:16:45,423 Okay, but you picked a really weird time to get into makeup, donna. 298 00:16:45,916 --> 00:16:48,731 I love it when you whore yourself for the good of the group. 299 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,658 Hey, you. 300 00:16:54,818 --> 00:16:56,101 That's, um, 301 00:16:56,261 --> 00:16:58,820 that's a sexy milk truck you got there. 302 00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:00,359 Really? 303 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,273 Nah. 304 00:17:01,432 --> 00:17:05,445 Oh, yeah. That big cow on the side is really, um... 305 00:17:05,727 --> 00:17:08,125 Sexy. 306 00:17:08,953 --> 00:17:11,383 I haven't talked to a woman in four months. 307 00:17:11,653 --> 00:17:14,187 Oh, come here, big guy. 308 00:17:14,691 --> 00:17:17,075 She's hugging him. Okay, come on. Let's grab everything. Hurry up. 309 00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:19,198 Or slow down. 310 00:17:19,357 --> 00:17:21,675 I'd like to see where this goes. 311 00:17:22,978 --> 00:17:26,159 How could you think it would be okay to miss thanksgiving? 312 00:17:26,318 --> 00:17:29,068 You might as well just rip my heart out and 313 00:17:29,228 --> 00:17:32,614 drown it in my delicious giblet gravy. 314 00:17:33,622 --> 00:17:35,962 It's not just thanksgiving. 315 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,557 You used to have goals and ambition. 316 00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:39,888 But now, 317 00:17:40,048 --> 00:17:42,830 one week you're chasing butterflies, 318 00:17:44,065 --> 00:17:47,865 the next week, you're skating around the neighborhood dressed like liberace. 319 00:17:50,024 --> 00:17:53,402 Did it ever occur to you guys that I don't know what I'm doing? 320 00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:55,449 Okay? I'm scared. 321 00:17:55,609 --> 00:17:59,458 Of what, honey? We got rid of the spooky lamp in your room. 322 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,722 Look, my whole life, 323 00:18:06,882 --> 00:18:09,520 I've been trying to please other people. 324 00:18:10,987 --> 00:18:13,308 So I feel like I don't know who I am 325 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,152 or know what I want to do with my life. 326 00:18:16,311 --> 00:18:18,965 You need a government job, like a mailman, 327 00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:23,188 something simple and repetitive. 328 00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:26,875 No, no, no. You know he doesn't do well in snow. What about this? 329 00:18:27,849 --> 00:18:32,905 Margie's sonis a chiropractor, and she seems very happy. 330 00:18:33,163 --> 00:18:34,607 I just... 331 00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:37,464 I don't want to wake up in five years 332 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,402 and hate my life. 333 00:18:39,562 --> 00:18:41,880 That's unavoidable. 334 00:18:43,037 --> 00:18:44,039 Okay. 335 00:18:44,199 --> 00:18:45,904 I just need more time to think. 336 00:18:46,064 --> 00:18:48,015 You know what I got for my 18th birthday? 337 00:18:48,175 --> 00:18:51,004 A draft notice and a malaria vaccine. 338 00:18:52,189 --> 00:18:53,622 I never had time to think. 339 00:18:53,782 --> 00:18:56,528 Yeah, but, dad, don't you think it would've been helpful if you did? 340 00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:00,918 All right, I'll tell you what. 341 00:19:01,078 --> 00:19:03,053 I'll give you six months. 342 00:19:03,212 --> 00:19:05,869 But if you haven't picked something by then, you'll do that... 343 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:08,790 chiropractic thing that your mother suggested. 344 00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:11,337 Dad, I-I don't even know what that is. 345 00:19:11,497 --> 00:19:13,994 Oh, honey, it's perfect for you. 346 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,761 It's like a doctor, but you don't have to be as smart. 347 00:19:25,091 --> 00:19:28,070 I can't believe I had to kiss that milkman. 348 00:19:29,512 --> 00:19:31,910 Donna, you've done worse for less. 349 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:35,071 Shut up. 350 00:19:35,535 --> 00:19:36,628 Was it milky? 351 00:19:36,788 --> 00:19:39,106 Shut up. 352 00:19:41,294 --> 00:19:43,480 So what do you think? 353 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,278 I think I see a lot of records in milk crates. 354 00:19:47,701 --> 00:19:50,099 Where are the bins like the other stores have? 355 00:19:50,704 --> 00:19:52,886 Dad, I forgot to tell you... - Forgot to tell me what? 356 00:19:53,046 --> 00:19:55,840 Uh, what she forgot to tell you was that it was my idea. 357 00:19:56,121 --> 00:19:58,678 See, I thought it would look cool. You know, like we, um, 358 00:19:59,089 --> 00:20:01,486 stole 'em or something. 359 00:20:02,308 --> 00:20:05,007 Well, I don't much like it, but we'll give it a shot. 360 00:20:06,191 --> 00:20:08,589 Why is Jackie behind the cash register? 361 00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:13,707 Hey, funny girl, get your hands off my money! 362 00:20:16,276 --> 00:20:17,897 That was really nice of you. 363 00:20:18,057 --> 00:20:20,374 I know, and now you owe me. 364 00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:24,336 I want black lights, bigger speakers 365 00:20:24,496 --> 00:20:27,630 and a little thing called the 5-day weekend. 366 00:20:30,891 --> 00:20:31,902 Hey. 367 00:20:32,062 --> 00:20:34,166 Was Hyde being mean to you? 368 00:20:34,326 --> 00:20:38,927 You know, I can't, uh, beat him up for you, but, uh, I can get Donna to. 369 00:20:40,863 --> 00:20:43,140 No, he was great. 370 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:47,277 It's just, I've been waiting for this day my whole life, and now I don't know. 371 00:20:47,794 --> 00:20:49,391 I don't know what to do with myself. 372 00:20:49,551 --> 00:20:50,271 Well, 373 00:20:50,431 --> 00:20:53,442 I think that you need to take some time for you. And may I suggest 374 00:20:53,602 --> 00:20:55,937 an evening out with Michael Kelso? 375 00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:59,127 Dinner, drinks and a ride home not included. 376 00:21:02,091 --> 00:21:04,252 I never did have a thanksgiving dinner. 377 00:21:04,412 --> 00:21:06,730 I can buy you a taco. 378 00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:13,084 Oh, and then we can celebrate like the original thanksgiving with the pilgrims and the mexicans. 379 00:21:22,292 --> 00:21:25,080 Welcome to the grand illusion 380 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,790 come on in and see what's happening... 381 00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:31,403 hey, check it out. Jackie's rockin' out to styx. 382 00:21:32,118 --> 00:21:33,141 So? 383 00:21:33,301 --> 00:21:34,843 Fez was mouthing the words. 384 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:35,640 I... 385 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,095 I thought it was okay now because hyde was tapping his foot. 386 00:21:39,295 --> 00:21:42,029 No, no, I was just squashing a bug. 387 00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:44,926 Donna, you've been kinda quiet. Are you okay? 388 00:21:46,029 --> 00:21:48,426 I kissed the milkman! 389 00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:51,564 Happy thanksgiving, forman.