1 00:00:05,497 --> 00:00:07,816 I think we have a really big shoplifting problem. 2 00:00:07,976 --> 00:00:10,599 I just did inventory, and there are 30 records missing. 3 00:00:10,758 --> 00:00:13,374 Oh, Angie, I forgot to tell you, I moved those to the annex, 4 00:00:13,715 --> 00:00:16,112 otherwise known as my house. 5 00:00:18,908 --> 00:00:21,162 Excuse me, Mr. Record store big shot, 6 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:23,640 I need some help. 7 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,628 Where can I find something by Bette Midler? 8 00:00:29,419 --> 00:00:31,442 Well, we don't have any Bette midler, 9 00:00:31,602 --> 00:00:34,385 but may I suggest something even better? 10 00:00:34,545 --> 00:00:38,044 Perhaps a little Sex Pistols. 11 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:43,392 Sex pistols? Well, that's terrible. 12 00:00:43,552 --> 00:00:46,046 Guns don't belong in the bedroom. 13 00:00:47,665 --> 00:00:48,699 They agree, 14 00:00:48,859 --> 00:00:51,048 and a lot of their songs are about just that, 15 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:55,480 and they deliver their message with a smooth, mellow sound. 16 00:00:56,395 --> 00:00:58,893 So it's like easy listening. 17 00:00:59,937 --> 00:01:02,335 Well, they're not hard to hear. 18 00:01:03,526 --> 00:01:05,158 Steven, 19 00:01:05,318 --> 00:01:06,976 the store is great. 20 00:01:07,136 --> 00:01:08,548 I'm proud of you. - Thank you. 21 00:01:08,707 --> 00:01:10,468 Whoa, Hyde, 22 00:01:10,628 --> 00:01:12,778 I want you to really savor this moment. 23 00:01:12,938 --> 00:01:16,014 Red's only nice every 75 years. 24 00:01:16,705 --> 00:01:20,295 Yeah. He's kind of like the Halley's comet of compliments. 25 00:01:20,999 --> 00:01:24,604 I got one the first time I used the potty and... 26 00:01:25,308 --> 00:01:27,636 Yeah, since then, nothing. 27 00:01:27,795 --> 00:01:30,751 What am I supposed to do, compliment you every time you go to the can? 28 00:01:30,911 --> 00:01:32,743 See? 29 00:01:32,903 --> 00:01:34,303 All these kids 30 00:01:34,463 --> 00:01:36,739 wasting their money on records. 31 00:01:36,899 --> 00:01:40,448 You think they could be down at my muffler shop buying mufflers. 32 00:01:41,394 --> 00:01:43,791 You're all stupid. 33 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,850 If you want, I could plug your store on my next radio show. 34 00:01:49,010 --> 00:01:51,607 That would be great, and tell them I'm giving away calendars. 35 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:54,688 Okay. Well, the only problem is I don't know how many people will hear it. 36 00:01:54,888 --> 00:01:57,694 I used to think I had a lot of listeners because I had a lot of call-ins, 37 00:01:57,854 --> 00:02:01,574 but it turns out it was just one crazy guy doing different voices. 38 00:02:02,501 --> 00:02:04,898 You may know him as fez. 39 00:02:06,796 --> 00:02:08,500 Fez, just tell me your secret. 40 00:02:08,659 --> 00:02:09,357 Just kiss me. 41 00:02:09,517 --> 00:02:10,704 I'm not doing that. 42 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,321 Then I'm not telling you my secret. 43 00:02:12,481 --> 00:02:14,798 Just tell me. - Just kiss me. 44 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:20,836 Big news from the salon— I just shampooed Marie, 45 00:02:20,996 --> 00:02:23,016 who waits tables at the coffee shop. 46 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:24,857 Well, that is big news. 47 00:02:25,017 --> 00:02:27,808 She served pie at 1 A.M. To kelso 48 00:02:27,968 --> 00:02:29,678 and Hyde's sister Angie, 49 00:02:29,838 --> 00:02:33,341 and Kelso took the pie and fed it to Angie, and she liked it. 50 00:02:35,429 --> 00:02:36,534 Oh, my god. 51 00:02:36,693 --> 00:02:38,865 Oh, this isn't good. Steven is gonna lose his mind. 52 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,453 I can't believe Angie went out with Kelso. 53 00:02:41,612 --> 00:02:42,291 What? 54 00:02:42,451 --> 00:02:44,768 Angie went out with Kelso? 55 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,521 What? 56 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,998 Don't you what me. You know what you did. 57 00:02:51,979 --> 00:02:54,735 It was $10. I'll put it back in the register. 58 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:56,588 No, 59 00:02:56,748 --> 00:02:58,676 Not that. You went out with Kelso. 60 00:02:58,836 --> 00:03:00,472 Look, in my town, there are two rules. 61 00:03:00,631 --> 00:03:03,859 One—don't date kelso. Two—don't date kelso. 62 00:03:04,305 --> 00:03:07,318 Yeah, it even says that on the sign when you drive into town. 63 00:03:08,233 --> 00:03:10,077 "Welcome to point place 64 00:03:10,237 --> 00:03:12,554 Don't date kelso." 65 00:03:12,796 --> 00:03:15,353 The high school band spells that out during halftime. 66 00:03:16,508 --> 00:03:18,492 Look, I'm not dating michael. 67 00:03:18,651 --> 00:03:21,317 We went out one time, but it's not gonna happen again. 68 00:03:21,727 --> 00:03:25,317 I need a guy who can eat a breadstick without pretending it's a cigar first. 69 00:03:25,938 --> 00:03:28,336 Okay, the thing is, Angie, 70 00:03:28,798 --> 00:03:30,407 Michael's like chocolate cake, 71 00:03:30,566 --> 00:03:32,507 Okay? It looks good in the bakery, 72 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:34,043 but when you take it home, 73 00:03:34,203 --> 00:03:36,520 it sleeps with all your friends. 74 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:39,706 Yeah. 75 00:03:39,866 --> 00:03:41,911 Hey, Donna, what kind of food am I? 76 00:03:42,071 --> 00:03:43,574 Um... 77 00:03:43,734 --> 00:03:46,200 I don't know. I guess a Twizzler. 78 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:50,925 What? 79 00:03:51,085 --> 00:03:52,133 No, it's a good thing. 80 00:03:52,293 --> 00:03:54,793 You can have a lot of them and not even notice. 81 00:03:56,143 --> 00:03:58,522 You're gonna sit there and take that? 82 00:03:58,682 --> 00:04:01,062 Of course you are. You're a Twizzler. 83 00:04:07,283 --> 00:04:11,154 Are you closed yet or what? I've been waiting in the parking lot forever. 84 00:04:11,787 --> 00:04:14,040 I didn't see you out there. 85 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,994 That's because I was hiding in the bushes by your car. 86 00:04:19,011 --> 00:04:23,841 I figuRed when I jumped out, you'd be so relieved it was me that you'd go out with me again. 87 00:04:24,756 --> 00:04:26,726 Why didn't you just ask me out? 88 00:04:26,886 --> 00:04:29,026 I don't know. 89 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,644 I was... ye... 90 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,075 I was gonna, but you're so 91 00:04:33,235 --> 00:04:35,949 pretty and successful and... 92 00:04:36,617 --> 00:04:39,573 plus I kind of like hiding in the bushes. 93 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:42,239 Michael, 94 00:04:42,399 --> 00:04:44,113 I appreciate the offer, 95 00:04:44,273 --> 00:04:45,896 but I'm not sure you're my type. 96 00:04:46,056 --> 00:04:47,410 Not your type? 97 00:04:47,569 --> 00:04:49,999 I'm like ketchup. I go good on everything. 98 00:04:52,123 --> 00:04:54,520 Yeah, well, thanks, anyways. 99 00:04:58,082 --> 00:04:59,820 Okay, all right, look, 100 00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:01,193 Angie, 101 00:05:01,353 --> 00:05:03,173 I really wanna go out with you again, 102 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:07,542 Okay? And I got about 50 lines that I could throw at you right now, but.. 103 00:05:07,702 --> 00:05:11,634 I don't wanna do that because I don't want you to go out with me because of some line. 104 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,442 I want you to go out with me 'cause 105 00:05:15,247 --> 00:05:17,745 you like me as much as I like you. 106 00:05:18,649 --> 00:05:21,047 Are you telling me that's not a line? 107 00:05:21,406 --> 00:05:24,502 Well, it's not now, but if it works, I can add it to the list. 108 00:05:27,751 --> 00:05:29,795 Okay, you know what? 109 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,500 Let's go get a drink, but just one drink. 110 00:05:39,151 --> 00:05:41,548 Ready for that drink now? 111 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:47,745 That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 10 "Surprise, Surprise" 112 00:05:47,905 --> 00:05:50,959 Traduction par Guzo 113 00:05:51,119 --> 00:05:54,247 Merci à Raceman 114 00:05:54,406 --> 00:05:57,026 www.forom.com 115 00:06:18,557 --> 00:06:22,337 you know, I'm not sure these sex pistols are for me. 116 00:06:23,885 --> 00:06:25,536 Look, 117 00:06:25,696 --> 00:06:28,520 this fella's name is Johnny Rotten. 118 00:06:29,439 --> 00:06:32,303 You'd think he'd change that for show business. 119 00:06:33,206 --> 00:06:34,474 Oh, Mrs. Foreman, 120 00:06:34,634 --> 00:06:37,276 okay, Steven just found out Michael went out with his sister, 121 00:06:37,435 --> 00:06:39,948 So I need to think of something to do to cheer him up. 122 00:06:40,147 --> 00:06:43,927 Well, I do know Steven loves peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. 123 00:06:44,087 --> 00:06:45,390 So I go buy those? 124 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:47,232 No, Jackie, you make them. 125 00:06:47,391 --> 00:06:49,460 So I hire someone to make them? 126 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:52,739 No. You have to make them with your own two hands. 127 00:06:52,899 --> 00:06:55,235 I'll pay you $20 to make them. 128 00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:00,070 Only you can put in the love that is the real secret ingRedient. 129 00:07:01,993 --> 00:07:03,999 $30. 130 00:07:04,159 --> 00:07:05,899 Will you two hens stop clucking? 131 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,799 Donna's back on the radio. 132 00:07:07,959 --> 00:07:09,810 Okay, that was the thursday rock block, 133 00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:12,612 and you're listening to the new and improved Hot Donna, 134 00:07:12,772 --> 00:07:14,225 now with hair like 135 00:07:14,384 --> 00:07:16,702 like strands of gold. 136 00:07:17,202 --> 00:07:19,257 And if you're driving home and things are a little loud, 137 00:07:19,416 --> 00:07:24,176 stop by the Forman and son muffler shop, where they're also giving away calendars. 138 00:07:25,126 --> 00:07:27,477 She said Forman on the radio. 139 00:07:27,637 --> 00:07:30,151 We're gonna have to change our phone number. 140 00:07:33,364 --> 00:07:35,842 You know, that Donna is a great girl. 141 00:07:36,002 --> 00:07:39,052 I can't believe that Eric wouldn't marry her. 142 00:07:39,274 --> 00:07:41,177 When I get back home, 143 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,654 I'm gonna kick him in the ass. 144 00:07:45,644 --> 00:07:50,712 And now "love you inside out" by the Bee Gees going out to Jackie Burkhart from Steven Hyde... 145 00:07:50,872 --> 00:07:55,193 Oh, see now? Steven loves me and wants everyone to know it. 146 00:07:55,352 --> 00:07:57,897 Requested by jackie burkhart. 147 00:08:05,465 --> 00:08:07,379 Okay, Fez, I'll play you one more game, 148 00:08:07,539 --> 00:08:10,474 but just so you know, this honk-honk is a foul. 149 00:08:11,014 --> 00:08:12,799 Hey, guys. - Hey, Angie. 150 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,955 I need to talk to you guys about something. 151 00:08:15,115 --> 00:08:17,348 Oh, god, you didn't go out with Kelso again, did you? 152 00:08:17,508 --> 00:08:18,158 No. 153 00:08:18,317 --> 00:08:22,883 I was on my way to going out with him, but then we got interrupted by me sleeping with him. 154 00:08:23,443 --> 00:08:24,209 What? 155 00:08:24,368 --> 00:08:26,740 Well, at least they didn't go out. Wait a minute. 156 00:08:27,431 --> 00:08:28,818 I need some advice. 157 00:08:28,978 --> 00:08:32,054 My advice is go back in time and don't sleep with Kelso. 158 00:08:32,722 --> 00:08:34,974 Yeah, but you need a time machine. 159 00:08:35,134 --> 00:08:37,505 The only person working on that is kelso. 160 00:08:37,787 --> 00:08:39,560 you have to sleep with him, 161 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,038 so you're kind of back where you started. 162 00:08:42,303 --> 00:08:43,288 Here's the thing. 163 00:08:43,448 --> 00:08:47,087 I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I'm kind of, 164 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:49,731 you know... - bitchy? 165 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,250 I was gonna say uptight, but fine. 166 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,068 I never relax and laugh, 167 00:08:58,227 --> 00:09:00,319 and with Michael, that's all we do, 168 00:09:00,479 --> 00:09:02,584 except for the sex, 169 00:09:02,744 --> 00:09:06,025 although I did laugh, you know, during. 170 00:09:07,879 --> 00:09:10,588 Actually, it was more of a giggle of appreciation. 171 00:09:10,799 --> 00:09:12,255 Okay, 172 00:09:12,415 --> 00:09:14,785 I'm not sure you know what you're getting yourself into— 173 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:18,377 Kelso has a baby with another woman. 174 00:09:18,788 --> 00:09:20,737 Yeah, he told me. 175 00:09:20,897 --> 00:09:23,214 Damn. 176 00:09:23,576 --> 00:09:25,772 I thought that would run you off for sure. 177 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,961 Let me try. I'm the master of running girls off. 178 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,533 You think he's good in bed, huh? 179 00:09:33,693 --> 00:09:36,072 How do you think he got that good? 180 00:09:36,406 --> 00:09:38,750 Practice, practice, 181 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:40,923 practice... 182 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,577 cheerleader, 183 00:09:42,737 --> 00:09:44,947 cheerleader... 184 00:09:45,107 --> 00:09:47,424 cheerleaders, mother. 185 00:09:49,299 --> 00:09:52,783 Hey, fez, check out this nudie calendar. 186 00:09:53,299 --> 00:09:55,697 Uh-oh. 187 00:09:56,771 --> 00:09:59,168 Is this the calendar Red's giving away? 188 00:10:01,665 --> 00:10:05,125 It's just pictures of half-naked girls posing by cars. 189 00:10:05,935 --> 00:10:08,332 That's a disgrace. 190 00:10:09,325 --> 00:10:11,417 I'll dispose of that. 191 00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:13,860 No, I'll take it. 192 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:16,329 We'll never get it back now. 193 00:10:16,489 --> 00:10:18,725 It's going in the box with my naked lady pen and my 194 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:21,280 "I got crabs in louisiana" t-shirt. 195 00:10:25,653 --> 00:10:28,951 Thank you for helping me, Mrs. Forman. Steven is gonna love these cookies. 196 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:33,064 Okay, now start by cracking a couple of eggs into the bowl. 197 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,250 I can't touch an egg. 198 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,266 Why not? 199 00:10:41,426 --> 00:10:43,744 'Cause it came out of a chicken butt. 200 00:10:46,507 --> 00:10:48,905 Honey, they wash it. 201 00:10:49,169 --> 00:10:52,663 Well, wash it all you want, it still came out of a butt. 202 00:10:58,728 --> 00:11:01,660 All right, so I've been thinking about Donna's Twizzler remark. 203 00:11:02,722 --> 00:11:06,020 Maybe it's not so bad. I mean, yes, it is candy, but, 204 00:11:06,179 --> 00:11:09,021 you know, you bite both ends off, you got a straw. 205 00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:14,034 That's a metaphor for versatility. 206 00:11:14,719 --> 00:11:18,613 No, I think it's a metaphor for you being long, skinny, bendy and floppy. 207 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:26,227 Hey, Hyde. 208 00:11:26,915 --> 00:11:29,312 Why are you smiling? 209 00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:32,362 I don't know. 210 00:11:34,131 --> 00:11:36,232 Talk to Angie today? 211 00:11:36,392 --> 00:11:37,253 No. 212 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:39,731 Oh, yeah! 213 00:11:40,348 --> 00:11:44,107 I have officially nailed everyone in this room's sister. 214 00:11:52,475 --> 00:11:53,662 Ow! 215 00:11:53,822 --> 00:11:54,821 That's... 216 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:57,037 Ow... 217 00:11:57,197 --> 00:11:59,515 Hey, Hyde, Kelso and Angie— 218 00:11:59,769 --> 00:12:02,166 oh, you already know. 219 00:12:03,017 --> 00:12:04,039 Hyde, 220 00:12:04,199 --> 00:12:09,034 Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the "Kelso had sex with my sister" club. 221 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:12,448 There's no handshake or password. 222 00:12:12,777 --> 00:12:15,174 There's really just shame. 223 00:12:15,464 --> 00:12:17,120 Damn it, Kelso. 224 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,730 My sister's been in town for a month. You're already slept with her? 225 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,798 This is why I keep my sister 226 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,553 10,000 miles away in a jungle. 227 00:12:27,097 --> 00:12:30,844 Believe me, if things don't work out with Angie, I'm on the next flight out. 228 00:12:34,984 --> 00:12:35,961 Hey, 229 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,415 Hyde, remember how you kept bringing it up when Kelso nailed my sister? 230 00:12:39,575 --> 00:12:42,288 I never understood why, but now I get it. 231 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,159 It's fun. 232 00:12:45,378 --> 00:12:46,283 So guess what? 233 00:12:46,443 --> 00:12:47,773 Kelso nailed your sister. 234 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,963 Oh, and another thing, 235 00:12:50,123 --> 00:12:52,441 Kelso nailed your sister. 236 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,303 Shut up, you little Twizzler. 237 00:12:55,967 --> 00:12:59,296 Stick and stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister. 238 00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:09,779 Okay, 239 00:13:09,938 --> 00:13:12,256 I know you can do this. 240 00:13:12,721 --> 00:13:16,216 An egg is not just something that comes out of a butt. 241 00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:18,014 It's... 242 00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:21,543 it's a life source, it's beautiful, so pick it up. 243 00:13:22,376 --> 00:13:24,184 Why don't you do it? You're a nurse. 244 00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:26,662 You mess around with butts all the time. 245 00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:30,291 Just pick up the friggin' egg, you spoiled brat! 246 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,002 Shh. 247 00:13:33,162 --> 00:13:36,408 Donna's back on the radio. Maybe she'll mention my shop again. 248 00:13:36,568 --> 00:13:37,692 Okay, 249 00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:40,255 now it's time for a new segment on my show... 250 00:13:40,415 --> 00:13:42,750 "what's on your mind, Hot Donna?" 251 00:13:42,942 --> 00:13:47,232 When I agreed to promote the Forman and Son calendar, I had no idea it was just pages 252 00:13:47,392 --> 00:13:50,672 of half-naked women straddling drive shafts, 253 00:13:51,642 --> 00:13:52,665 Which 254 00:13:52,825 --> 00:13:55,674 is wrong, wrong, because cars get very hot. 255 00:13:55,834 --> 00:14:00,146 So if they were to do these things, they would easily burn their thighs. 256 00:14:01,354 --> 00:14:02,436 That's right, 257 00:14:02,596 --> 00:14:06,140 Forman and son mufflers is promoting the burning of women. 258 00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:09,296 What is she talking about? 259 00:14:10,528 --> 00:14:12,327 Now I would call for a boycott, 260 00:14:12,487 --> 00:14:14,310 but girls never go down to these places. 261 00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:18,049 So I call for a going-down-there-and-yelling-at-them... 262 00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:20,878 cott. 263 00:14:21,038 --> 00:14:22,166 Oh, great. 264 00:14:22,326 --> 00:14:27,243 Not I've gotta go back down to the shop before those hairy-ass feminists tear the place down. 265 00:14:29,882 --> 00:14:34,559 Okay, now I would like to hear from some pissed off feminists. 266 00:14:34,993 --> 00:14:36,790 You're on the air with Hot Donna, 267 00:14:36,949 --> 00:14:40,224 or should I say "hot under the collar" Donna? 268 00:14:40,869 --> 00:14:44,253 Donna Pinciotti, you should be ashamed of yourself. 269 00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:47,880 Suddenly you think women shouldn't be looked at? 270 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,890 Well, I've seen your outfits, miss lady tank top. 271 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,497 Um, 272 00:14:54,657 --> 00:14:58,085 Mrs. Forman, this isn't about me. It's about society. 273 00:14:58,754 --> 00:15:01,721 No, it's about Red, who's been like a second father to you, and 274 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:05,404 now finally he has something to be proud of, and you're forcing your... 275 00:15:05,564 --> 00:15:08,258 weirdo hippie politics on it. 276 00:15:09,607 --> 00:15:14,651 It's just a couple of greased-up broads on a chevy. Get over it. 277 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:25,940 Steven, I can't believe you thought I'd like these Sex Pistols. 278 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:32,539 I don't want anything this loud and crabby in my house if I'm not married to it. 279 00:15:34,674 --> 00:15:37,290 I'm sorry, Mrs. Forman. I'll make it up to you. 280 00:15:37,945 --> 00:15:40,503 Have you ever heard of a band called Judas Priest? 281 00:15:42,602 --> 00:15:45,183 Well, that's what judas needed, a priest. 282 00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:48,376 Are they spiritual? 283 00:15:48,536 --> 00:15:50,864 I listen to them every sunday. 284 00:15:53,445 --> 00:15:55,277 Hey, uh, 285 00:15:55,437 --> 00:15:58,184 Fez, you're the candy expert in these parts. 286 00:15:59,342 --> 00:16:01,758 Okay, do you think I'm a Twizzler? 287 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:05,910 Well, you're no hershey's special dark like your friend Fez. 288 00:16:07,822 --> 00:16:09,256 Okay, well, 289 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:12,080 then how do I untwizzle myself? 290 00:16:12,491 --> 00:16:16,397 Well, you need to become richer, more chocolate. 291 00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:21,182 I don't know, just show Donna who's boss. Take her like a man. 292 00:16:22,142 --> 00:16:24,676 No, I tried that once in bed, but... 293 00:16:24,898 --> 00:16:27,315 all I got was a sprained wrist. 294 00:16:28,181 --> 00:16:30,424 F.Y.I.--Advice in "playboy" 295 00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:32,901 not always practical if you can't overpower your woman. 296 00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:37,084 Oh, hey, Hyde, how's it going with the store and Kelso nailing your sister? 297 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,129 Steven, 298 00:16:41,289 --> 00:16:45,056 stop turning the Pat Boone albums into Pat Boner albums. 299 00:16:45,702 --> 00:16:48,664 Okay, you need to stop sleeping with kelso, okay? It's embarrassing, 300 00:16:48,823 --> 00:16:51,482 and if you catch something, we don't have medical. 301 00:16:52,702 --> 00:16:54,323 It's not embarrassing. 302 00:16:54,483 --> 00:16:57,089 He really likes me and I really like him. 303 00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:58,918 You don't even know him. 304 00:16:59,078 --> 00:17:02,541 You do realize he has a really bad track record with women, right? 305 00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:05,472 Look, I just don't wanna see you get hurt. 306 00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:09,143 Oh, my god, that's so sweet. 307 00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:11,998 I finally feel like I have a brother. 308 00:17:12,693 --> 00:17:15,367 Oh, Hyde has a sister... 309 00:17:17,256 --> 00:17:19,654 who got nailed by Kelso. 310 00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:28,244 Mr. Forman, 311 00:17:28,404 --> 00:17:30,721 Mrs. Forman really yelled at me, 312 00:17:31,163 --> 00:17:32,033 and 313 00:17:32,193 --> 00:17:35,471 I feel bad about what I said on the radio and I'd like to apologize. 314 00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:36,789 Don't worry about it. 315 00:17:36,949 --> 00:17:40,881 People have been coming in nonstop since you talked about the calendar. 316 00:17:42,653 --> 00:17:46,054 I cannot believe all the disgusting perverts in this town... 317 00:17:47,731 --> 00:17:50,129 who listen to my show. 318 00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:53,761 Hey, pervs, I'm Hot Donna. 319 00:17:55,227 --> 00:17:57,625 Dad? 320 00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:01,205 You're with the pervs? 321 00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:03,821 I'm just here to support Red. 322 00:18:04,591 --> 00:18:06,445 I see that calendar. 323 00:18:06,605 --> 00:18:07,576 Put it down. 324 00:18:07,735 --> 00:18:10,283 No, I won't put it down. You're the kid and I'm the dad, 325 00:18:10,443 --> 00:18:13,082 and I will have my fantasy ladies. 326 00:18:14,525 --> 00:18:15,746 Fine, dad, 327 00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:17,908 but you won't have my respect. 328 00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:20,510 One more woman who doesn't respect me— 329 00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:25,026 that camel's back broke long ago. 330 00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:32,314 Okay, this is Hot Donna back... 331 00:18:32,474 --> 00:18:34,791 I'm a Twizzler? 332 00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:37,662 I'm a Twizzler? 333 00:18:37,822 --> 00:18:39,327 Unh-unh, 334 00:18:39,487 --> 00:18:41,804 I'm a man. 335 00:18:43,864 --> 00:18:46,203 Now you put on "free bird" 336 00:18:46,363 --> 00:18:48,744 'cause we're gonna do it for 13 minutes. 337 00:18:55,279 --> 00:18:56,091 Hey, Eric, 338 00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:59,158 what do you do when you have two pieces of wood and want them to stick together? 339 00:18:59,318 --> 00:19:01,653 Oh, you nail it. 340 00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:03,750 It's easy. 341 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,913 It's kind of like how Kelso nailed Hyde's sister. 342 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,657 But I know if I can find a piece of wood 343 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,135 that's as slutty as Hyde's sister. 344 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,306 You guys have been working on this a while? 345 00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:19,783 About as long as Kelso's been working on your sister. 346 00:19:20,199 --> 00:19:24,231 Stop it, stop it. Everybody, stop it. Steven, don't listen to them. 347 00:19:24,391 --> 00:19:26,780 Okay, I knew you were having a hard time, 348 00:19:27,179 --> 00:19:29,187 so I baked you these cookies. 349 00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:31,498 Oh. 350 00:19:31,657 --> 00:19:33,857 Ow. 351 00:19:34,017 --> 00:19:36,074 Are they no good? 352 00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:38,551 No, no, they're good. 353 00:19:38,993 --> 00:19:41,391 I'll just suck on them. 354 00:19:43,462 --> 00:19:45,859 Mmm... 355 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:49,694 oh, forget it. I ruined them. They didn't make you feel better at all. 356 00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:51,308 Oh, hey, Jackie, 357 00:19:51,468 --> 00:19:53,785 you know who did feel better? 358 00:19:54,718 --> 00:19:57,116 Hyde's sister after kelso nailed her. 359 00:19:57,558 --> 00:19:58,601 Give me those. 360 00:19:58,761 --> 00:20:00,126 Ow... 361 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,603 Ow! 362 00:20:07,324 --> 00:20:09,721 Hey, Angie! 363 00:20:11,395 --> 00:20:14,772 After you close up, do you wanna watch me eat a pizza? 364 00:20:17,949 --> 00:20:19,546 Look, Michael, 365 00:20:19,706 --> 00:20:21,634 I'm not sure we should see each other again. 366 00:20:21,794 --> 00:20:25,222 A lot of people have told me you're not very serious about the women you date, 367 00:20:25,573 --> 00:20:27,462 a lot of people... 368 00:20:27,621 --> 00:20:29,939 a lot, a lot... 369 00:20:31,249 --> 00:20:33,646 everybody. 370 00:20:34,263 --> 00:20:35,406 Okay, 371 00:20:35,565 --> 00:20:37,883 here's the thing about those stories... 372 00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:42,177 they're all true. 373 00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,986 I've made a lot of mistakes in my past, 374 00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:47,580 okay? 375 00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:50,874 And I could tell you that I've changed, but 376 00:20:51,648 --> 00:20:53,411 I would rather just show you. 377 00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:54,489 So 378 00:20:54,649 --> 00:20:56,902 why don't we start off slow 379 00:20:57,062 --> 00:20:59,395 as friends? 380 00:21:02,859 --> 00:21:06,062 My other friends do not let me do that. 381 00:21:08,322 --> 00:21:10,236 Just do me one favor. 382 00:21:10,396 --> 00:21:12,218 Anything. 383 00:21:12,378 --> 00:21:14,271 Just don't tell Hyde. 384 00:21:14,431 --> 00:21:16,748 Oh, I gotta tell Hyde. 385 00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:29,680 Okay, I've got my candles, 386 00:21:29,891 --> 00:21:32,289 I've got my bubbles... 387 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:37,389 and I've got my soothing, spiritual 388 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,966 Judas Priest music.