1 00:00:14,207 --> 00:00:15,215 Guys, check it out. 2 00:00:15,375 --> 00:00:18,681 Somebody just left all these toys at the police station. 3 00:00:19,665 --> 00:00:21,793 Guess they figured if cops have something to play with, 4 00:00:21,954 --> 00:00:25,077 Then we won't stress out and accidentally shoot somebody. 5 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:30,070 Or, and stay with me here, inspector meathead, 6 00:00:30,625 --> 00:00:34,149 Maybe these toys are for the toy drive. 7 00:00:34,986 --> 00:00:36,140 Yeah, Kelso, 8 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,856 These toys are probably all those needy kids get on Christmas morning. 9 00:00:39,016 --> 00:00:41,489 Holy crap! Is that an Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle? 10 00:00:42,345 --> 00:00:44,747 Oh, my god! Let's set it up. 11 00:00:45,416 --> 00:00:49,867 We have to find something for Evel Knievel to crash into, like something funny. 12 00:00:50,744 --> 00:00:53,147 Fez, lie down over here and close your eyes. 13 00:00:53,570 --> 00:00:54,313 Oh, 14 00:00:54,473 --> 00:00:56,511 Man, I feel just like a kid on, like, 15 00:00:56,671 --> 00:01:00,035 I don't know, like some morning where kids get to open a lot of presents. 16 00:01:00,752 --> 00:01:02,929 I don't feel right about this. 17 00:01:03,089 --> 00:01:05,670 Oh, buddy, we're not gonna aim it at your head. 18 00:01:06,141 --> 00:01:07,600 No, I'm not worried about my head. 19 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,471 Awesome. He's not worried about his head. Let's aim it at his head. 20 00:01:11,365 --> 00:01:15,744 No, I just don't feel right about taking these toys away from kids. 21 00:01:15,905 --> 00:01:17,935 Oh, but, Fez, 22 00:01:18,095 --> 00:01:20,515 This could be the Christmas that I never had. 23 00:01:20,675 --> 00:01:24,218 My parents wouldn't get me cool stuff when I was a kid. Every year, 24 00:01:24,488 --> 00:01:26,891 I got a raincoat. 25 00:01:27,450 --> 00:01:29,545 And then to make sure it worked, 26 00:01:29,705 --> 00:01:32,838 We had to go outside and Red would spray me with a hose. 27 00:01:34,343 --> 00:01:37,061 Yeah, Fez, what about my Christmas, man? 28 00:01:37,221 --> 00:01:39,718 I mean, I'd wake up in the morning, rush out in my P.J.S 29 00:01:39,879 --> 00:01:43,295 And find what strange man Santa had left laying underneath my mother. 30 00:01:45,187 --> 00:01:47,935 Fine. We'll each open one present, but only one. 31 00:01:48,095 --> 00:01:50,434 All right. 32 00:01:54,421 --> 00:01:56,823 Look at what we've done. 33 00:01:57,688 --> 00:02:00,091 What should we do now? 34 00:02:01,443 --> 00:02:03,845 We need batteries. 35 00:02:06,767 --> 00:02:09,170 A buttload. 36 00:02:12,109 --> 00:02:15,340 That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 11 "Winter" 37 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:18,418 Traduction par Guzo 38 00:02:18,578 --> 00:02:21,872 Merci à Raceman 39 00:02:22,032 --> 00:02:25,128 Www.Forom.Com 40 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:49,047 Thanks for helping me with my Christmas party, girls. 41 00:02:49,207 --> 00:02:53,628 You know, this is the most important event of the year for the ladies of Point Place, or 42 00:02:53,788 --> 00:02:56,711 As we like to call ourselves, the Lopps. 43 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:04,474 You know, the Lopps are known for being super stuck-Up and totally 2-Faced. 44 00:03:04,634 --> 00:03:06,974 I can't wait till I get in. 45 00:03:07,910 --> 00:03:09,275 Hey, mrs. Forman, 46 00:03:09,435 --> 00:03:11,757 I need, like, a buttload of batteries. 47 00:03:13,916 --> 00:03:14,961 What for? 48 00:03:15,121 --> 00:03:16,429 Oh, um, 49 00:03:16,589 --> 00:03:19,060 Kelso wants to see how badly he can shock himself. 50 00:03:22,339 --> 00:03:23,282 Oh, 51 00:03:23,442 --> 00:03:25,764 Okay, they're in the drawer. 52 00:03:28,454 --> 00:03:31,913 Oh, hey, Steven, don't forget about the ladies of Point Place party tonight. 53 00:03:32,073 --> 00:03:33,379 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 54 00:03:33,539 --> 00:03:35,862 I can't go. Something more important came up. 55 00:03:40,206 --> 00:03:42,018 But you promised you'd go. 56 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:42,926 Jackie, 57 00:03:43,086 --> 00:03:44,289 If I promised, 58 00:03:44,449 --> 00:03:46,771 I clearly wasn't listening, 59 00:03:48,201 --> 00:03:50,494 Which you should have known, so 60 00:03:50,654 --> 00:03:52,977 This is your fault. 61 00:03:53,332 --> 00:03:54,950 I can't believe Steven. 62 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,721 He knows this is a big deal to me, and he doesn't even care. 63 00:03:57,945 --> 00:03:59,768 Jackie, don't be so hard on him. 64 00:03:59,929 --> 00:04:02,251 I know it's a big deal to you, and I don't care. 65 00:04:03,948 --> 00:04:06,350 Knock, knock. 66 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:09,990 Patty Ryals, I didn't know you were back in town. 67 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,539 Well, you always return to where you were young, 68 00:04:12,699 --> 00:04:15,122 Which I know for you, Kitty, is a long time ago. 69 00:04:16,309 --> 00:04:20,975 Actually, I just dropped by to tell you I'm taking over tonight's ladies of Point Place Christmas party. 70 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:23,393 What? No, I'm in charge. 71 00:04:23,553 --> 00:04:24,697 Past tense. 72 00:04:24,858 --> 00:04:27,284 The Lopps remembered that you aren't the most reliable 73 00:04:27,444 --> 00:04:32,859 L. Of P.P. After I reminded them about the punchbowl incident of 1973. 74 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:41,076 You dredged up my chappaquiddick? 75 00:04:42,877 --> 00:04:44,801 What did mrs. Forman do? 76 00:04:44,962 --> 00:04:47,284 She spiked the wrong punchbowl. 77 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,566 I missed the sixth grade Christmas play 'cause I couldn't walk a straight line. 78 00:04:58,591 --> 00:05:00,381 Verti-Bird central, 79 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,437 You are cleared for take off. 80 00:05:02,597 --> 00:05:04,920 Prepare to transport funyun. 81 00:05:08,161 --> 00:05:11,232 We have visual. Funyun's remaining secure. 82 00:05:11,417 --> 00:05:14,800 Verti-Bird to Kelso, prepare to receive funyun. 83 00:05:14,961 --> 00:05:17,721 Roger that. Awaiting funyun. 84 00:05:18,275 --> 00:05:20,527 Funyun's under attack! Funyun's under attack! 85 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:23,010 Steady with the funyun. 86 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:26,430 Houston, the funyun has landed. 87 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,940 Yeah! - Yeah! 88 00:05:32,236 --> 00:05:33,213 What's going on? 89 00:05:33,373 --> 00:05:36,232 Eric flew a funyun into my mouth. 90 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:40,385 This is what's more important than going to a party with me? 91 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:43,009 Jackie, I think you're overreacting... 92 00:05:43,341 --> 00:05:45,311 And, yes. 93 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:47,883 You guys seriously need to grow up. 94 00:05:48,364 --> 00:05:50,246 Okay, 95 00:05:50,406 --> 00:05:53,534 I think someone's a little mad that we didn't fly a funyun into her mouth. 96 00:05:56,367 --> 00:05:58,649 Okay, Steven, I'm going to that Christmas party, 97 00:05:58,809 --> 00:06:02,320 And if you don't come with me right now, you are in so much trouble. 98 00:06:03,284 --> 00:06:05,686 Right now. 99 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,728 I'm opening the door. 100 00:06:12,637 --> 00:06:15,587 I'm stepping outside. 101 00:06:17,632 --> 00:06:20,133 I'm closing the door. 102 00:06:22,601 --> 00:06:25,175 You are in so much trouble! 103 00:06:31,085 --> 00:06:33,144 Yeah, I thought Steven was maturing. 104 00:06:33,304 --> 00:06:35,680 He's out of high school, he's got a job 105 00:06:35,904 --> 00:06:40,171 And lately he's even been taking his sunglasses off inside the house. 106 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:44,223 That's real progress, Donna. 107 00:06:45,159 --> 00:06:48,304 Well, maybe what's going on with Hyde is the same thing that's going on with my boyfriend, 108 00:06:48,464 --> 00:06:50,577 Lieutenant funyun. 109 00:06:50,737 --> 00:06:52,457 I bet it's that stupid Kelso. 110 00:06:52,617 --> 00:06:54,526 He's always talking them into having fun. 111 00:06:54,686 --> 00:06:57,319 Steven should not be having fun. He should be with me. 112 00:07:00,774 --> 00:07:03,118 Okay, girls, time to get to the party. 113 00:07:03,278 --> 00:07:05,804 Well, Jackie, look, I think Eric and Hyde are feeling the pressures of life 114 00:07:05,965 --> 00:07:07,579 And they wanna have one last blowout. 115 00:07:07,739 --> 00:07:11,033 Okay, Steven does not need a blowout. He needs a kick in the nads. 116 00:07:12,935 --> 00:07:15,337 It's Christmas. 117 00:07:16,813 --> 00:07:19,140 At holiday time, we say 118 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:21,625 He needs a kick in the sleigh bells. 119 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:31,300 Kitty, these decorations look awful. 120 00:07:31,460 --> 00:07:34,881 This isn't your living room. Everything has to match. 121 00:07:36,244 --> 00:07:38,994 You should have mentioned that to your plastic surgeon. 122 00:07:41,122 --> 00:07:44,540 Jackie Burkhart, welcome to the Lopps Christmas party. 123 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:46,386 Where's your boyfriend? 124 00:07:46,546 --> 00:07:48,031 Oh, um, he can't be here. 125 00:07:48,191 --> 00:07:51,118 He's at rich stockbroker school. 126 00:07:53,409 --> 00:07:56,559 Well, then I'm just gonna have to seat you with the single ladies of Point Place. 127 00:07:56,841 --> 00:07:59,244 The Slopps? 128 00:08:00,416 --> 00:08:01,441 Ha! 129 00:08:01,601 --> 00:08:03,924 You're a slopp. 130 00:08:05,036 --> 00:08:07,821 Hey, there, hi, there, ho, ho, ho, there. 131 00:08:09,541 --> 00:08:11,944 Patty Ryals? It's me. 132 00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:14,890 Well, yes, Santa, it's good to see you. 133 00:08:16,088 --> 00:08:18,414 Bob Pinciotti. We went out that time. 134 00:08:18,574 --> 00:08:22,550 I didn't have the beard then, although I think I wore a similar Red jacket. 135 00:08:22,756 --> 00:08:26,268 Speaking of which, that's rented, so try not to sweat through it. 136 00:08:27,690 --> 00:08:30,093 What a woman. 137 00:08:32,521 --> 00:08:35,648 Bad news, Kitty. I went by the police station to pick up the toys. 138 00:08:35,808 --> 00:08:38,142 They've been stolen. 139 00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:41,407 What? - Yeah, 140 00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:44,103 Makes me think the police in this town aren't that good. 141 00:08:45,794 --> 00:08:48,989 Red, getting those gifts here was the only job Patty left me. 142 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:51,125 Okay, you need to go home, you need to find something, 143 00:08:51,285 --> 00:08:53,384 Anything, to wrap up and give away at the party. 144 00:08:53,544 --> 00:08:54,808 Oh, fine, 145 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:57,463 But this counts as one of your Christmas presents. 146 00:08:58,145 --> 00:09:00,111 This is horrible, 147 00:09:00,271 --> 00:09:01,671 Taking toys from children. 148 00:09:01,831 --> 00:09:04,131 What kind of monster would do such a thing? 149 00:09:04,291 --> 00:09:06,669 Argh! I'm a monster! 150 00:09:16,862 --> 00:09:19,264 It's broken already? 151 00:09:19,663 --> 00:09:22,066 This toy's stupid. 152 00:09:24,552 --> 00:09:26,955 Looks like somebody needs a nappy-Nap. 153 00:09:27,961 --> 00:09:30,532 No. I wanna open another present. 154 00:09:31,249 --> 00:09:32,521 Forman, just take a rest. 155 00:09:32,681 --> 00:09:35,004 I'm not tired, okay? 156 00:09:37,584 --> 00:09:39,987 Can I have a turn? 157 00:09:40,816 --> 00:09:43,219 I'm playing with it. 158 00:09:44,342 --> 00:09:46,744 You're supposed to share. 159 00:09:47,199 --> 00:09:49,601 I don't wanna. 160 00:09:50,558 --> 00:09:52,961 What the hell? 161 00:09:54,622 --> 00:09:57,025 Where did all these toys come from? 162 00:10:04,002 --> 00:10:05,839 Well, 163 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,529 Dad, I guess I'm just gonna have to tell you the truth. 164 00:10:09,763 --> 00:10:12,166 It was Santa Claus. 165 00:10:18,805 --> 00:10:20,112 How could you do this? 166 00:10:20,272 --> 00:10:22,594 I told them it was wrong. I told them. 167 00:10:23,812 --> 00:10:27,385 But then they drove a toy into my head, and it was all blurry after that. 168 00:10:29,524 --> 00:10:34,472 These toys were for the needy kids at your mother's party, you idiot. 169 00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:37,146 Oh, man. 170 00:10:37,306 --> 00:10:38,785 There's, uh, 171 00:10:38,946 --> 00:10:41,392 There's no chance that they might want a raincoat, is there? 172 00:10:44,015 --> 00:10:45,275 Red, 173 00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:48,810 The thing is is that these toys are too nice for the needy kids. 174 00:10:49,105 --> 00:10:51,867 You need to start them off with something simple, like a 175 00:10:52,102 --> 00:10:54,504 A ball of yarn. 176 00:10:55,469 --> 00:10:56,306 Look, 177 00:10:56,466 --> 00:10:58,922 Dad, I think we can safely say that none of this would have happened 178 00:10:59,082 --> 00:11:02,486 If you had just bought me an Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle when I was younger. 179 00:11:04,966 --> 00:11:06,981 I bought you one of those. 180 00:11:07,141 --> 00:11:09,740 Santa left it under the tree that year when... 181 00:11:10,751 --> 00:11:13,154 Oh, wait. 182 00:11:15,626 --> 00:11:16,709 Okay, 183 00:11:16,870 --> 00:11:19,830 Eric's all tucked in, put out carrots for the reindeer and 184 00:11:19,991 --> 00:11:22,330 A little wine for Santa. 185 00:11:24,159 --> 00:11:26,497 Look at this thing that I got for Eric. 186 00:11:26,657 --> 00:11:29,766 You rev up the bike, and Evel Knievel goes flying. 187 00:11:29,927 --> 00:11:33,328 In real life, he's a moron, but as a toy, he's awfully fun. 188 00:11:33,488 --> 00:11:35,881 Let me see if I can make it over the garage. 189 00:11:40,481 --> 00:11:42,884 Go! 190 00:11:47,615 --> 00:11:49,262 Damn. 191 00:11:49,422 --> 00:11:51,744 I really thought I could make it over the garage. 192 00:11:53,749 --> 00:11:56,152 Oh, well, everybody makes mistakes. 193 00:11:58,604 --> 00:12:00,274 I'm gonna give you a pass on this one. 194 00:12:00,434 --> 00:12:03,237 Just get these presents wrapped up and over to the community center. 195 00:12:03,397 --> 00:12:05,730 Okay, yeah, we'll take care of it, dad. 196 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:09,324 All right, 197 00:12:09,484 --> 00:12:11,633 I think it's clear what we gotta do. 198 00:12:11,793 --> 00:12:13,302 Yeah. 199 00:12:13,462 --> 00:12:16,508 Can we at least drive the Stunt Cycle into Fez's head one more time? 200 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,673 What do you say, buddy? 201 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:24,844 Well, 202 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:27,327 It is Christmas. 203 00:12:30,226 --> 00:12:33,068 Set it up, boys. - All right. 204 00:12:37,769 --> 00:12:39,062 All right, Kitty, 205 00:12:39,222 --> 00:12:42,503 I brought some stuff from the house that I'm sure the kids are gonna love. 206 00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:45,728 A cheese grater? 207 00:12:47,355 --> 00:12:48,968 Kids love cheese. 208 00:12:49,128 --> 00:12:51,450 It's like play-Doh to them. 209 00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:55,003 Look, don't worry. The real presents are gonna be here soon. 210 00:12:55,163 --> 00:12:57,148 How do you know? 211 00:12:57,308 --> 00:12:59,863 Because you have to believe, Kitty... 212 00:13:00,755 --> 00:13:02,544 Like me. 213 00:13:02,704 --> 00:13:05,027 Believe in Christmas. 214 00:13:05,442 --> 00:13:08,334 We need to stall. Read the kids a story. 215 00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:11,554 Well, I have a book in the car, but it's about the Korean war. 216 00:13:13,094 --> 00:13:14,612 Well, go get it. 217 00:13:14,772 --> 00:13:18,992 Better those kids suffer emotional damage than I look bad in front of the Lopps. 218 00:13:22,189 --> 00:13:23,483 Tell you what, 219 00:13:23,643 --> 00:13:27,402 Santa will bring you the bike for Christmas if you go bring Santa a hoagie. 220 00:13:31,128 --> 00:13:34,266 You know what I'd really like for Christmas? Patty Ryals. 221 00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:38,045 All you men ever think about is what you want. 222 00:13:38,205 --> 00:13:40,277 What about what we want? 223 00:13:40,437 --> 00:13:42,193 Boys never grow up. 224 00:13:42,353 --> 00:13:44,761 You know, one minute they agree to go to a party with you, and the next, 225 00:13:44,922 --> 00:13:47,205 They're in a basement full of stolen toys. 226 00:13:47,365 --> 00:13:48,561 And you're no better, 227 00:13:48,721 --> 00:13:51,065 Sitting there pretending to be Santa Claus. 228 00:13:51,225 --> 00:13:53,564 You're not Santa Claus? 229 00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:56,685 No. No, no, he is. 230 00:13:56,845 --> 00:13:58,578 He is, it's just that 231 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,655 She is the evil ice witch. 232 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:05,962 Come on, let's get you some grown up punch. 233 00:14:12,099 --> 00:14:13,664 Well, 234 00:14:13,824 --> 00:14:16,225 Can't bring these presents through the front door. 235 00:14:16,459 --> 00:14:18,862 Looks like the chimney's the only way in. 236 00:14:23,222 --> 00:14:24,740 I love being on a rooftop. 237 00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:27,300 You can really see the whole town spread out in front of you. 238 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,502 It really is a crappy town, isn't it? 239 00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,196 All right, who's gonna take the plunge? 240 00:14:34,356 --> 00:14:35,465 Not me. 241 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,038 If we were jumping off the roof, I'd do it, but... 242 00:14:40,517 --> 00:14:42,920 This just seems foolish. 243 00:14:45,672 --> 00:14:47,414 You know what? 244 00:14:47,574 --> 00:14:48,718 I'll do it. 245 00:14:48,879 --> 00:14:51,543 I always wanted to save the day by sliding down a chimney. 246 00:14:51,703 --> 00:14:53,253 That opportunity comes up 247 00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:55,427 Surprisingly rarely. 248 00:14:55,587 --> 00:14:57,317 All right, 249 00:14:57,477 --> 00:14:59,799 I'm gonna do this. 250 00:15:00,124 --> 00:15:02,359 Okay, it looks like it might be kind of a tight fit. 251 00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:04,841 I don't know if I'm gonna fit all the way down! 252 00:15:13,784 --> 00:15:15,620 All right, 253 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,103 Toss down the toys. 254 00:15:20,554 --> 00:15:24,096 It's okay, Forman. We're just gonna sneak them in through the back door. 255 00:15:28,903 --> 00:15:30,809 There's a back door? 256 00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:33,292 Yeah, I saw it on the way in. 257 00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:37,382 I just wanted to see one of you guys go down the chimney. 258 00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:42,840 "Blood ran like a river that day on heartbreak ridge." 259 00:15:44,251 --> 00:15:48,831 "Hundreds of soldiers had given their lives and limbs trying to take..." 260 00:15:51,582 --> 00:15:54,403 Trying to take the North Pole. 261 00:15:55,683 --> 00:15:58,038 "The North koreans..." 262 00:15:58,198 --> 00:16:01,053 The North Pole Korean elves, 263 00:16:03,051 --> 00:16:06,212 "Were weary from heaton that sun-Baked..." 264 00:16:06,377 --> 00:16:08,858 Snowy Christmas eve. 265 00:16:10,092 --> 00:16:12,560 Kitty, where are the toys? 266 00:16:13,195 --> 00:16:15,442 Oh, um, 267 00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:18,645 This year in order to build anticipation, 268 00:16:18,805 --> 00:16:20,516 I hid them behind the curtain. 269 00:16:20,676 --> 00:16:23,143 You can't see them now, not because they're not there, 270 00:16:23,303 --> 00:16:25,637 But because they're behind the curtain... 271 00:16:26,842 --> 00:16:28,185 Hidden. 272 00:16:28,345 --> 00:16:31,822 Well, the children won't wait. Gladys, open the curtain. 273 00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:33,991 No, no, no. Wait, wait. 274 00:16:34,151 --> 00:16:35,457 Boys and girls, I'm sorry. 275 00:16:35,617 --> 00:16:38,581 I'm just, you know, I think Santa hasn't quite finished... 276 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,657 Christmas 277 00:16:50,368 --> 00:16:52,770 Christmas 278 00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:57,441 Okay, kids, go get 'em! 279 00:17:00,516 --> 00:17:03,119 Who was in charge of giving out the toys here? 280 00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:04,418 It was Kitty. 281 00:17:04,578 --> 00:17:06,901 I think she's been drinking. 282 00:17:07,084 --> 00:17:09,551 Well, it was perfect. 283 00:17:10,245 --> 00:17:13,554 The Lopps would like you to run our valentine's party. 284 00:17:14,623 --> 00:17:17,026 I'm in charge? Oh! 285 00:17:18,091 --> 00:17:20,138 Oh, 286 00:17:20,298 --> 00:17:22,536 This is the same as 287 00:17:22,696 --> 00:17:27,812 Lyndon Johnson being sworn in on the airplane after president Kennedy was... 288 00:17:28,224 --> 00:17:30,471 Well, that was a tragedy, but 289 00:17:30,631 --> 00:17:32,857 I'm in charge. 290 00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:35,961 You hear that, Patty Ryals? She's in charge, 291 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:39,084 So you will be taking orders from her. 292 00:17:40,314 --> 00:17:43,429 So put that in your face lift and smoke it. 293 00:17:47,798 --> 00:17:49,164 Oh, 294 00:17:49,324 --> 00:17:50,610 Look at the two of you. 295 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,511 Isn't this just the most special Christmas? 296 00:17:54,343 --> 00:17:55,555 Where's Eric? 297 00:17:55,715 --> 00:17:58,038 Yeah, um... 298 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,761 Um, 299 00:18:01,922 --> 00:18:02,584 Yeah, 300 00:18:02,744 --> 00:18:04,921 Just a quick question. 301 00:18:05,081 --> 00:18:07,410 Um, where does that chimney up on the roof go? 302 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:09,963 Well, I'm kind of a 303 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,391 Chimney enthusiast. 304 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,917 Oh, well, that goes into the bakery next door. 305 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,832 Hello? 306 00:18:21,603 --> 00:18:24,006 Hyde? 307 00:18:24,248 --> 00:18:26,650 Somebody? 308 00:18:28,655 --> 00:18:31,058 I'll be at the bakery. 309 00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:37,449 Damn, that's a nice crop of Slopps. 310 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,356 Look at who decided to finally show up. 311 00:18:43,574 --> 00:18:45,187 Jackie, are you still mad? 312 00:18:45,347 --> 00:18:47,103 Come on, man, this is not a big deal. 313 00:18:47,263 --> 00:18:49,616 I mean, six months ago, you would have thought this was really funny. 314 00:18:49,776 --> 00:18:51,837 Yeah, six months ago. 315 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,117 Steven, you can't act like this forever. 316 00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:58,115 I need to know the guy I'm in love with isn't gonna blow me off for a roomful of toys. 317 00:19:03,087 --> 00:19:05,578 That's not a guarantee I can ever give you. 318 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:09,373 Well, things are changing, Steven. I mean, we're practically grown up. 319 00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:12,687 Yeah, and you know what? I'm just trying to have a little fun before I 320 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,188 Settle down and life goes to crap. 321 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:19,092 Is that what you think, that life with me will be crap? 322 00:19:19,252 --> 00:19:20,224 That's not what I said. 323 00:19:20,384 --> 00:19:22,748 No, it's okay. At least now I know how you feel. 324 00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:26,197 Jackie... 325 00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:31,511 I'm sorry I don't remember our date, barry. 326 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,369 It's Bob. 327 00:19:34,529 --> 00:19:35,577 But 328 00:19:35,737 --> 00:19:38,945 Since it is Christmas eve and we are both alone, 329 00:19:39,105 --> 00:19:40,584 Would you like to get some dinner? 330 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,067 I like the way you're thinking. 331 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,320 Or we could skip dinner. 332 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,802 Well, I'm more active with a burger in me. 333 00:19:56,314 --> 00:19:58,977 Hey, Hyde, you and Jackie fix things up? 334 00:19:59,137 --> 00:20:00,217 I don't know, man. 335 00:20:00,377 --> 00:20:04,220 If she wants to ruin Christmas, fine by me, 'cause I am not playing her game. 336 00:20:05,478 --> 00:20:07,970 It's the stupid needy kids who are playing games. 337 00:20:11,137 --> 00:20:13,539 They took all of our games. 338 00:20:16,802 --> 00:20:20,539 Look what I found in the bakery curled up in the fireplace. 339 00:20:23,301 --> 00:20:25,703 What the hell? 340 00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:28,863 You guys just left me there. 341 00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:31,084 If I hadn't landed on, 342 00:20:31,244 --> 00:20:34,366 Well, some of the most delicious baked goods that I ever tasted, 343 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,928 I very well could have starved to death. 344 00:20:38,757 --> 00:20:40,509 All right, man, I'll make it up to you, 345 00:20:40,669 --> 00:20:42,992 'Cause I got a Christmas present for everybody. 346 00:20:45,784 --> 00:20:48,187 This is one messed up Christmas, man. 347 00:20:48,699 --> 00:20:51,102 You guys are all starting to look like elves. 348 00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,568 That must have freaked you out. 349 00:20:58,374 --> 00:20:59,504 It's gonna fall off. 350 00:20:59,664 --> 00:21:00,832 It's okay. 351 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,406 Oh, my god. It is gonna fall off. 352 00:21:03,594 --> 00:21:05,997 It's okay. - Okay. 353 00:21:07,426 --> 00:21:09,673 Let me give you my recipe for holiday cheer... 354 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,070 Take one slopp, 355 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,303 Add half a bottle of schnapps, 356 00:21:13,463 --> 00:21:16,063 Then stir freely with Fez. 357 00:21:16,615 --> 00:21:19,018 It is a wonderful life. 358 00:21:20,991 --> 00:21:24,185 Merry Christmas, son. - Oh, my god. 359 00:21:24,345 --> 00:21:27,420 You finally got me an Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle. 360 00:21:29,251 --> 00:21:34,242 Ooh, you can go outside in your new raincoat and give it a try. 361 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:47,347 Oh, Red, not again. 362 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,677 Well, it's his own damn fault for wanting a toy that's so fun.