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So, hyde, how are you doing now
that you and jackie are broken up?

2
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Ooh, I am the old hyde again—

3
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kept by no woman,
loyal to no man.

4
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Beholden to no comb.

5
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No, steven does so
use a comb.

6
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It's one
of those afro picks.

7
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You should wear it
sticking out of your hair.

8
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Hello, steven.

9
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Jackie,

10
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you wanna talk?

11
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What would I have
to say to you?

12
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I don't know.
How about, um...

13
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"I'm a crazy, spoiled
whack job and I'm sorry"?

14
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That's no way to talk
to a woman.

15
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Yeah, especially a spoiled,
crazy whack job.

16
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Man,
she's liable to kill you.

17
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oh, my god.

18
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There's a hundred morons
in my basement.

19
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That's okay.

20
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Not even that can ruin this day.

21
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Yes, one man and only one man,
has the power to ruin his day—

22
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'tis I.

23
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No, not even you can do it.

24
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But really,
who the hell talks like that?

25
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Now, now, red.
You were happy, remember?

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Right.

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First freeze of winter.

28
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I'm spending the day
ice fishing.

29
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Well, I'll come with you.
Grab a fishing stick for me.

30
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I don't wanna go.

31
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What? Why not?

32
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Because
I don't want you to go.

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Shh-Shh... burn!

34
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Really, I mean, kitty,

35
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you'd hate it.
It's cold and boring,

36
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and we both know the only ice
you like is in your cocktails.

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Shh-Shh...

38
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nonsense.

39
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We're going ice fishing and
we're gonna have fun and that's that.

40
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Yeah,

41
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that's that.

42
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Jackie, seriously, isn't there anything
you wanna say about what you did?

43
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No. I have much more important
things to do with my day.

44
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Donna, what are we doing
with our day?

45
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I'm going to karate class.

46
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Oh, I knew it would be
something sweaty.

47
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You don't have to go.

48
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No, no, no, I'm going.
I'm going.

49
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Now that I'm not with steven, I have much more
time to do mannish, unlady like things with you.

50
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I'll give you 50 bucks
to take her back.

51
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50 bucks buys me beer
for a week.

52
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Freedom lasts a lifetime.

53
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Oh,

54
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look at our poor
little tough guy,

55
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hurting others
to ease his own pain.

56
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I think someone
needs a tickle.

57
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No, I'm okay.

58
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Look, hyde, we're your best friends
and we're here for you, okay?

59
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We're not gonna let you
go through this thing alone.

60
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Would you shut up, forman?
I'm fine.

61
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You know what? Eric's right. We're gonna
do what guys do for each other.

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A massage train?

63
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No...

64
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but we did
get you a present.

65
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It's a great present, guys.

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I especially like the teeny white
paper y'all wrapped it in.

67
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Yeah, the only thing
that could ruin today is...

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if the russians set off that russian death
ray that's pointed at the white house.

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No, seriously.

70
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No, I read about it
in a magazine.

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Kelso, that was "the flash"

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and it is a comic book.

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I love comic books.

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I wish I had
thought bubbles.

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Do you see anything?

76
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Kelso,

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the russians
don't have a death ray,

78
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but they do have a stupid ray
and it's pointed directly at you.

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No, the russians do have a
death ray and I'll prove it.

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Operator,
get me the white house.

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Kelso,

82
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I'm not allowed to make long-distance
calls without permission.

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Oh, awesome. I'm on hold and they're
playing that theme song to the president.

84
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"Hail to the chief."

85
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Well, thank you, eric, but I'm trying to
enjoy the president's theme song.

86
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That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 13
"Can't You Hear Me Knocking"

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Traduction par Guzo

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Merci à Raceman

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www.forom.com

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Kelso, if you ask the white house if there's a russian
death ray, they're gonna have you committed.

91
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So, yeah,
I say go for it.

92
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Well, obviously they won't admit it.
There'd be panic in the streets.

93
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That's why I gotta trick 'em
into talking about it.

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It's what us cops call
"tricking them."

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Oh, I'm on. Hello?
Uh, white house?

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Yes, I have a couple
of questions.

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Yes, how well
is the president protected?

98
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Well... uh...

99
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because someone wants
to hurt the president, that's why.

100
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You're damn right it's a threat.
It's a terrible threat on the president's life.

101
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Awesome.

102
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What?

103
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Where am I right now?

104
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I'm at red forman's house
in point place, wisconsin.

105
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No!
- No!

106
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You idiot. You just
told 'em where we are.

107
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So?

108
00:06:07,211 --> 00:06:09,977
Kelso, you just threatened
the president's life.

109
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They're gonna come here
and arrest us.

110
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No, no,
I'm not threatening his life.

111
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It's the russians that have
the russian death ray.

112
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You didn't mention
the death ray.

113
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Aha!

114
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So you admit
that there's a death ray.

115
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Well, this is boring.

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Let's do something fun.
Oh, oh, let's play 20 questions.

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Kitty, I'm trying to fish.

118
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Okay, you think of something,
I'll ask the questions.

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Is it a thing?

120
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Yes.

121
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Is it small?

122
00:07:00,459 --> 00:07:01,120
Yes.

123
00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,222
Is it a raisin?

124
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Yes, you win.

125
00:07:07,824 --> 00:07:10,102
Well,
you're not even playing.

126
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What's so great
about ice fishing anyway?

127
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It was the solitude.

128
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Well, I'm freezing.

129
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This is like that winter we locked
ourselves out of our first apartment.

130
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We had to sit on the stoop
cuddled up for two hours

131
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waiting for the landlord
to bring the key.

132
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And then we had to warm ourselves up in front
of the stove because the heater was broken.

133
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We could warm each other up
right now.

134
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Ah, what the hell?

135
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there's a black ford sedan
outside. Hyde's right.

136
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The feds found us.

137
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Damn it, kelso.

138
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You finally figured out how to use
a phone, now we're all going to jail.

139
00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,676
Look, I think you guys
are overreacting.

140
00:08:03,836 --> 00:08:06,803
There's no way the government would
park a car right outside my house.

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00:08:06,963 --> 00:08:07,841
Forman,

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00:08:08,001 --> 00:08:10,841
anything you think the government's
not doing, they are doing.

143
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The only thing they didn't do
is land a man on the moon.

144
00:08:14,891 --> 00:08:15,949
No, no, no, no, no.

145
00:08:16,109 --> 00:08:18,927
Spielberg shot the entire thing
on a hollywood movie set.

146
00:08:19,771 --> 00:08:21,895
That's how he got the job
for "jaws."

147
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Guys, if that's
the feds' car outside,

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we better dispose
of the evidence right now.

149
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Oh, yeah.

150
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Good job disposing
of all the evidence, you guys.

151
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You better
take this serious, eric.

152
00:08:35,952 --> 00:08:40,016
We have a lot of evidence to dispose of, even
more than we had at the pink floyd concert.

153
00:08:40,684 --> 00:08:42,810
at the pink floyd concert.
Yeah, there is a lot,

154
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and without all
the smoke machines and lasers,

155
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this is just like punishment.

156
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Man, I never thought
I'd say this,

157
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but I wish there were more
people to share this with.

158
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This is a nightmare.

159
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White suit with yellow belt?

160
00:09:01,203 --> 00:09:04,382
Okay, jackie O. Couldn't even
pull this off on easter.

161
00:09:04,956 --> 00:09:07,114
Donna-san,
you've brought a friend?

162
00:09:07,274 --> 00:09:09,507
Yes, sensei.
This is jackie.

163
00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:10,844
Welcome, jackie-san.

164
00:09:11,004 --> 00:09:13,489
Today we'll be focusing
on self-defense.

165
00:09:13,649 --> 00:09:16,449
Let's say someone is accosting
you in a dark alley.

166
00:09:16,695 --> 00:09:19,093
Oh, that doesn't work for me.

167
00:09:19,954 --> 00:09:23,051
I'd never be in an alley,
'cause I'm not poor.

168
00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:27,252
And even if I was ever in an alley,
I'd have a boy with me to protect me.

169
00:09:28,237 --> 00:09:30,634
Jackie, you're not always
gonna be with a guy.

170
00:09:30,853 --> 00:09:33,251
You're not with one now.

171
00:09:34,465 --> 00:09:36,863
And, no, I don't count.

172
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An assault can happen
anywhere, jackie-san.

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The point is someone
wants to do you harm.

174
00:09:42,805 --> 00:09:44,298
But they don't.

175
00:09:44,457 --> 00:09:47,516
All right, maybe someone would follow
these other women to do them harm,

176
00:09:47,676 --> 00:09:51,800
but when people follow me, it's to ask me where
I get my hair done or to just give me presents.

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00:09:54,005 --> 00:09:56,402
That's true.

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00:09:56,691 --> 00:09:59,089
I've seen it.
- Yeah.

179
00:10:04,014 --> 00:10:06,829
This is our third circle, and it hasn't
calmed me down at all.

180
00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,940
I feel almost more suspicious
than before!

181
00:10:11,764 --> 00:10:13,549
I don't wanna get sent back
to my home country.

182
00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:16,010
If I return in shame,
I'll get stoned...

183
00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:18,549
and then
they'll throw rocks at me.

184
00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:21,778
Everybody,
just settle down, okay?

185
00:10:21,938 --> 00:10:23,144
Settle down!

186
00:10:23,304 --> 00:10:25,091
You are all losing your minds!

187
00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:27,568
Who is yelling?
Who is yelling?

188
00:10:29,265 --> 00:10:30,252
we all

189
00:10:30,411 --> 00:10:31,621
just need
to

190
00:10:31,781 --> 00:10:32,959
keep

191
00:10:33,119 --> 00:10:34,062
calm.

192
00:10:34,222 --> 00:10:36,992
that's the door!
We're all gonna die!

193
00:10:39,077 --> 00:10:41,466
It's okay, it's okay.
I know what to do.

194
00:10:41,626 --> 00:10:45,845
Okay, eric, you answer the door,
we'll all sneak out the back.

195
00:10:47,089 --> 00:10:47,888
What?

196
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:51,116
Yeah, yeah. No, no, you'll go to jail,
I'll pull some strings to get you out.

197
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:55,278
Point place P.D. Has connections with the fbi.
One of our dogs transferred from there.

198
00:10:56,216 --> 00:10:58,613
Shh! Shh!

199
00:11:04,682 --> 00:11:07,080
May I speak to your parents?

200
00:11:09,456 --> 00:11:11,854
There's no need.

201
00:11:12,287 --> 00:11:14,684
I'll go quietly.

202
00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:18,703
Uh, I'm just delivering the hand-vac
mrs. Forman ordered.

203
00:11:22,247 --> 00:11:24,701
Okay, I'm the one who called,
and all I was saying

204
00:11:24,861 --> 00:11:27,190
is beware of the death ray.

205
00:11:28,018 --> 00:11:30,334
Yeah, I'll do that.

206
00:11:30,494 --> 00:11:32,812
By the way, the whole neighborhood
can smell what you're doing.

207
00:11:37,391 --> 00:11:40,641
Oh, my god. Did you see his earpiece?
He's definitely fbi.

208
00:11:40,981 --> 00:11:43,905
There's no other reason why a man
would be wearing an earpiece.

209
00:11:44,065 --> 00:11:46,705
Oh, don't punt.
You've got one yard to go.

210
00:11:48,312 --> 00:11:50,039
Guys, I read about this.

211
00:11:50,199 --> 00:11:51,799
That's the recon guy.

212
00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:53,885
He's the one
that plants the bugs.

213
00:11:54,045 --> 00:11:56,944
I hate bugs. Is it on me?
Is it on me?

214
00:11:57,601 --> 00:11:58,752
No,

215
00:11:58,912 --> 00:12:01,456
like a bug,
like a microphone.

216
00:12:01,616 --> 00:12:03,796
Oh, my god.

217
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:06,273
We've been infiltrated.

218
00:12:14,721 --> 00:12:16,812
Guys, if this vacuum is bugged,

219
00:12:16,972 --> 00:12:19,289
the fbi could be listening
to us right now.

220
00:12:19,678 --> 00:12:22,115
Well, I think the important
thing is to stick together.

221
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,266
You know what?
You are absolutely right, fez.

222
00:12:24,426 --> 00:12:27,081
This is all for one
and one for all.

223
00:12:29,146 --> 00:12:31,543
you're looking
for michael kelso.

224
00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:35,484
Quit it!

225
00:12:35,644 --> 00:12:37,842
No, I'm not gonna quit it, okay?
This is all your fault.

226
00:12:38,002 --> 00:12:39,179
You called the white house.

227
00:12:39,338 --> 00:12:42,292
My fault? This is hyde's fault
'cause he's the one

228
00:12:42,452 --> 00:12:44,731
who got dumped by jackie,
so we had to be nice to him.

229
00:12:44,891 --> 00:12:47,291
Hey, hey, hey!
Go easy on the kid!

230
00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:50,783
Letting go of jackie was the
biggest mistake he ever made.

231
00:12:50,943 --> 00:12:53,999
Remember? We were talking
about it earlier behind his back.

232
00:12:55,536 --> 00:12:58,952
Shut up, fez. If I wanted your advice,
I'd kick you in the nads.

233
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,999
Oh, in that case, my advice is
please don't kick me in the nads.

234
00:13:05,392 --> 00:13:07,461
Hey, guys, you know what?
Maybe the fbi has an opinion

235
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,767
'cause they'relistening to us.
Remember? The v-a-c-u-u-m?

236
00:13:17,353 --> 00:13:19,751
he spelled vacuum.

237
00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:23,734
Whoa, whoa.
Vacuum has two us in it?

238
00:13:27,889 --> 00:13:30,286
No, that's messed up.

239
00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:34,927
Okay, well, maybe we should turn it on
and see if it's really a vacuum, and if it is,

240
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,912
maybe we should tidy up a bit.

241
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,773
Aah!
- Aah!

242
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,353
Hey, one question.

243
00:13:56,513 --> 00:13:58,723
If the vacuum
really was bugged,

244
00:13:58,883 --> 00:14:01,200
couldn't we have just
put it outside?

245
00:14:03,498 --> 00:14:05,002
Damn.

246
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:07,533
When kelso's the only one
thinking straight, we're in trouble.

247
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,808
Guys, we are making
too many mistakes.

248
00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:14,318
We need to sit down
and figure this out.

249
00:14:15,545 --> 00:14:18,021
Okay, this is starting
to feel like work, man.

250
00:14:20,003 --> 00:14:22,400
The feds have ruined
the circle.

251
00:14:22,572 --> 00:14:24,779
The circle sucks.

252
00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:27,256
That's right, I said it.

253
00:14:27,674 --> 00:14:28,859
Hey,

254
00:14:29,019 --> 00:14:32,528
this circle, it's the only thing
that's keeping us sharp.

255
00:14:32,798 --> 00:14:35,875
If it weren't for this circle, we'd have no
idea that the feds were surrounding us,

256
00:14:36,035 --> 00:14:38,322
planting bugs everywhere,
watching our every move.

257
00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:40,817
So I say thank you to the circle.

258
00:14:42,642 --> 00:14:45,040
I just want everyone to know...

259
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:48,008
I'm prepared to fight
my way out of here.

260
00:14:57,058 --> 00:14:58,138
You know,

261
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,659
I don't even care
if the fish aren't biting,

262
00:15:00,894 --> 00:15:03,673
'cause nothing could beat
hanging out with my girl.

263
00:15:05,644 --> 00:15:08,417
Well, in that case,
I have another idea for a game.

264
00:15:08,945 --> 00:15:11,854
It's like 20 questions but sexy.

265
00:15:13,602 --> 00:15:15,375
I call it

266
00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:17,878
sexy 20 questions.

267
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,258
Okay,

268
00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:23,464
I'll ask the questions.

269
00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:25,942
Is it something I want?

270
00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:30,638
Every saturday,
twice on christmas.

271
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,865
I got a bite!

272
00:15:51,532 --> 00:15:52,954
Good, donna-san.

273
00:15:53,113 --> 00:15:54,032
Jackie-san,

274
00:15:54,192 --> 00:15:56,573
would you like to try the move
that donna-san just performed?

275
00:15:56,902 --> 00:16:00,459
But none of this self-defense
stuff applies to me.

276
00:16:00,619 --> 00:16:02,617
Okay, I've said it before
and I'll say it again—

277
00:16:02,777 --> 00:16:04,042
everyone

278
00:16:04,202 --> 00:16:06,520
loves me.

279
00:16:07,289 --> 00:16:08,629
You don't understand.

280
00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:12,227
I am a stranger who
wants to hurt you.

281
00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:16,535
I'm not buying it.

282
00:16:17,046 --> 00:16:19,604
Okay, jackie, let's say
he's not a stranger.

283
00:16:19,768 --> 00:16:22,165
Let's say he's someone
who already hurt you,

284
00:16:22,654 --> 00:16:24,319
like hyde.

285
00:16:24,479 --> 00:16:25,621
What about him?

286
00:16:25,781 --> 00:16:29,358
Well, you asked hyde for a tiny glimmer of hope
that you guys would end up married one day,

287
00:16:29,518 --> 00:16:31,912
but he said,"I don't know.

288
00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:34,722
"I don't know,"

289
00:16:34,882 --> 00:16:38,062
as if jackie burkhart
weren't special at all.

290
00:16:38,579 --> 00:16:40,070
Watch it, donna.

291
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:42,535
I mean,

292
00:16:42,695 --> 00:16:45,767
I mean, I thought
jackie burkhart was special,

293
00:16:46,341 --> 00:16:49,659
but according to hyde,
you're no better than me.

294
00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:55,910
All men are bastards!

295
00:16:56,069 --> 00:16:59,647
That jerk didn't want me!
I'm better than everyone!

296
00:16:59,807 --> 00:17:02,203
He lost the best thing
when he lost me!

297
00:17:02,363 --> 00:17:05,989
And it's not jackie-san!
It's jackie! Just...

298
00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:08,905
jackie! Nothing more than jackie!

299
00:17:09,064 --> 00:17:11,398
Get it right, dork-san!

300
00:17:15,511 --> 00:17:17,897
Oh!

301
00:17:18,056 --> 00:17:20,442
I love karate.

302
00:17:24,505 --> 00:17:26,678
I cannot believe it.

303
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,477
Now they have
a surveillance van outside.

304
00:17:31,894 --> 00:17:34,291
I hope they're not
taking pictures.

305
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,411
I'm a little puffy.

306
00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:40,079
Okay, this has gone too far.

307
00:17:40,239 --> 00:17:42,132
We didn't do anything wrong.

308
00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:47,291
What kind of country is this if you can't make
one threatening phone call to the white house?

309
00:17:49,789 --> 00:17:51,550
Let's find out what's
really going on here.

310
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:54,027
Yeah.

311
00:17:56,997 --> 00:17:59,395
Whoa.

312
00:18:00,355 --> 00:18:02,753
You know that's not
a real weapon, right?

313
00:18:03,651 --> 00:18:05,284
I know.

314
00:18:05,444 --> 00:18:08,576
Not even if you really,
really believe.

315
00:18:10,652 --> 00:18:13,049
I don't.

316
00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:18,357
Don't let me down, baby.

317
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,856
wait a minute.
It's just a dogcatcher van.

318
00:18:26,015 --> 00:18:29,722
Or hello? That's exactly what
the feds want us to think.

319
00:18:29,881 --> 00:18:31,873
I just heard
dogs barking inside.

320
00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:35,003
It's obviously a tape recording
of trained dogs.

321
00:18:35,789 --> 00:18:37,943
The barking
is too self-conscious.

322
00:18:38,103 --> 00:18:40,836
Plus a dogcatcher van wouldn't
just say "dogcatcher'on the side

323
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,666
of it 'cause otherwise the dogs
would see it and just run away.

324
00:18:44,428 --> 00:18:45,390
On three.

325
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:47,867
1, 2, 3!

326
00:18:53,822 --> 00:18:56,219
I don't understand.

327
00:18:57,157 --> 00:18:59,644
Look, I don't know
if it's the fresh air talking,

328
00:19:00,089 --> 00:19:03,209
but I'm starting to think this whole thing
is just our imagination.

329
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:06,475
You know what, you guys?

330
00:19:06,668 --> 00:19:10,644
Maybe we just need to let this whole
fantasy world of ours go. Whoa.

331
00:19:11,594 --> 00:19:14,033
Watch out, man. I almost just cut
you right in half there.

332
00:19:22,074 --> 00:19:24,419
Kitty, I'm sorry.

333
00:19:24,579 --> 00:19:26,967
I didn't mean to throw
you to the floor.

334
00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:32,363
It's just that that was the first fish
I caught this year.

335
00:19:33,407 --> 00:19:35,330
That was a nice perch.
It was a big perch.

336
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,807
Might've been
a state-record perch.

337
00:19:40,653 --> 00:19:43,668
If it means anything,
you're my state-record lady.

338
00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:52,622
Okay, I guess I forgive you.

339
00:19:54,545 --> 00:19:56,942
I knew you'd understand.

340
00:19:57,241 --> 00:19:59,484
I mean, fish are really hard to catch,

341
00:19:59,644 --> 00:20:01,961
but you I can't rid of.

342
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,598
Can't get rid of me?

343
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,311
I... I...

344
00:20:07,471 --> 00:20:10,324
I can't get rid of
you from my heart.

345
00:20:12,447 --> 00:20:14,851
You see what happens
when you come fishing?

346
00:20:17,789 --> 00:20:20,111
So there's one thing
I don't get.

347
00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:22,592
If nobody
was after us all day,

348
00:20:22,926 --> 00:20:25,788
then why did the feds
send a spy vacuum?

349
00:20:27,481 --> 00:20:29,878
Why don't you call
them up and ask?

350
00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:32,659
That's a good idea.
- No!

351
00:20:33,381 --> 00:20:35,377
You don't get
to touch that

352
00:20:35,537 --> 00:20:37,561
anymore.

353
00:20:37,721 --> 00:20:40,667
Okay.
So, hyde, first day without jackie—

354
00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:43,756
not a good start, huh?

355
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,628
Are you kidding, man?

356
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,105
I haven't burned out
this hard in years.

357
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:53,004
I'd do it all again tomorrow, but I'm exhausted.
I might have to go back to work.

358
00:20:54,024 --> 00:20:57,821
Look at our brave little boy
hiding his sadness behind bluster.

359
00:20:59,276 --> 00:21:02,314
Don't worry. I'm sure jackie's just
as miserable as you are.

360
00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:04,240
Oh, I feel so good.

361
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,405
This is so much better than staying
home all day crying about steven.

362
00:21:07,874 --> 00:21:09,861
You were a total badass.

363
00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:12,019
Well, I'm not afraid of anything.

364
00:21:12,179 --> 00:21:14,497
Oh, my god! Aah!
- Aah!

365
00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:27,069
Oh my god! There was a pack of wild
dogs over there! I had to climb to the top
of this giant thing to get away from them!

366
00:21:28,776 --> 00:21:31,094
That was me!

367
00:21:31,512 --> 00:21:33,862
Dogs ha?

368
00:21:34,022 --> 00:21:35,785
What did you do?

369
00:21:35,945 --> 00:21:36,993
Nothing! We...

370
00:21:37,153 --> 00:21:40,425
Kelso thought there was a death ray, so we
called the White House then the Feds came but...

371
00:21:41,499 --> 00:21:43,551
It was just a vacuum.

372
00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:46,082
Okay, I'm cutting you guys off.
Where is your stash?

373
00:21:48,629 --> 00:21:51,026
It's all gone, man!