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hey, sarah,

2
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when you and donna are
alone at the radio station,

3
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do you ever pretend that instead
of being just a regular intern,

4
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that you're, like, a
super naughty intern?

5
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Oh, and that donna has to teach
you a very naked lesson?

6
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I'll give you 10 bucks and what's
left of my hot dog to say yes.

7
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No, sillies. There's way too much
work to do at the station to daydream.

8
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I mean, I have to take my top
off and sort records, and then

9
00:00:32,869 --> 00:00:35,968
donna and I have to
french-kiss. It's exhausting.

10
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This is why there should
be more women in the workforce.

11
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Um,

12
00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:45,491
please don't take this
the wrong way,

13
00:00:46,999 --> 00:00:49,397
but I want to
have sex with you.

14
00:00:52,305 --> 00:00:53,972
Sarah's only been
interning for a week,

15
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but the deejays have already let her talk on the
air, and they gave her a really cool nickname...

16
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"sizzling sarah."

17
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Oh, that's terrific! That's onomatopoeia.
- That's good.

18
00:01:02,015 --> 00:01:02,875
It rhymes.

19
00:01:03,035 --> 00:01:06,501
It is so fun. Everyone at
the station's been super nice,

20
00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:08,605
especially the older men.

21
00:01:08,765 --> 00:01:10,869
Excuse me.
I'll be right back.

22
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This girl is great.

23
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This girl is great!

24
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That girl is a bitch.

25
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She's sizzling sarah
in one week?

26
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It took me six months of sorting records
to become "hot donna"... six months.

27
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Uh, no, actually, you've
been hot donna

28
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since the fifth grade when you
started cultivating that melon patch.

29
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Don't tell her about the melon patch
! Now she knows our secret code!

30
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Sizzling sarah.

31
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I don't even know
why they hired her.

32
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She's music-illiterate.

33
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When I asked her if she liked the police,
she was like,"no, I prefer firemen."

34
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Donna, who cares if
she knows about music?

35
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The girl is freakin' hot!

36
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Yeah, donna, what you've yet to realize
is that life is a beauty contest.

37
00:02:06,219 --> 00:02:08,491
I mean, you got your
job because you're hot,

38
00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:11,086
and now a new hot girl
is coming and taking your place.

39
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It's survival of the juggiest.

40
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No, I got my job
because I know music.

41
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Yeah, that's why your on-air
nickname is "music-knowing donna."

42
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Look, donna, your problem
is you've got too much going on.

43
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I mean, the less you have going on, the
less you have to worry about. Look at me.

44
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I've got nothing going on,

45
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and I've got nothing
to worry about.

46
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Except your future.

47
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Eh.

48
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How's it going?

49
00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,284
Horrible! I want you back!

50
00:02:48,444 --> 00:02:51,285
Thank god! I want you
back! In fact, marry me!

51
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Oh, yes, steven!

52
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Do you, jackie?

53
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I do!
- Me too!

54
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Whoo-hoo!
Yeah, baby!

55
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jackie, I said,
"how's it going?"

56
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Fine.

57
00:03:16,233 --> 00:03:18,550
Everything's fine.

58
00:03:20,892 --> 00:03:22,881
You guys, while I was
in the bathroom,

59
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I realized I totally
forgot to wear a bra today.

60
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I love you.

61
00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:36,283
That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 15
"It's All Over"

62
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Traduction par Guzo

63
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Merci à Raceman

64
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www.forom.com

65
00:04:10,038 --> 00:04:11,260
steven,

66
00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:15,666
I've noticed that every day you come home
from the record store tired and irritable,

67
00:04:15,954 --> 00:04:17,514
and I just want to say,

68
00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,992
welcome to life.

69
00:04:21,993 --> 00:04:22,945
So

70
00:04:23,105 --> 00:04:25,770
what's new in the
world of rock and roll?

71
00:04:26,005 --> 00:04:29,686
'Cause this cool cat wants the
skinny on the be-bop, maestro.

72
00:04:32,044 --> 00:04:33,887
Uh,

73
00:04:34,047 --> 00:04:37,777
well, tomorrow we have tom jones coming
in for a record signing at the store.

74
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Tom jones? I love him!

75
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Oh,

76
00:04:42,726 --> 00:04:45,251
and the way he shakes his hips!

77
00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:49,402
It just makes me feel all
nervous and embarrassed.

78
00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:52,398
Boy, that sounds like fun.

79
00:04:52,802 --> 00:04:55,359
Fun for you, maybe.
You're a middle-aged woman.

80
00:04:55,969 --> 00:04:58,212
What?

81
00:04:58,371 --> 00:05:00,151
Don't "what" me.

82
00:05:00,311 --> 00:05:01,757
The average lifespan is 72,

83
00:05:01,917 --> 00:05:05,793
so if you're older than 36, which you are,
then by definition, you're middle-aged.

84
00:05:05,953 --> 00:05:08,078
Discussion over.

85
00:05:08,238 --> 00:05:10,555
Okay, when you're right, you're right.

86
00:05:14,164 --> 00:05:16,474
Wow.

87
00:05:16,634 --> 00:05:19,111
I win an argument
every six years or so.

88
00:05:22,383 --> 00:05:23,722
Is, um, steven here?

89
00:05:23,882 --> 00:05:27,838
I'm only asking to make sure he's not
in case he still has feelings for me.

90
00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:32,470
Well, he's not here. He went to a
bar to forget how much he loves you.

91
00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:35,320
Really?

92
00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,798
Uh, no, he's at the car wash.

93
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You guys want to hear
something sick?

94
00:05:42,085 --> 00:05:44,402
Ooh, yes. Please, hurry.

95
00:05:45,427 --> 00:05:47,564
Mr. Randall down
at the radio station

96
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wants me to host a live remote from hyde's
record store when tom jones is there.

97
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And to promote it, they
want to put me on a billboard

98
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wearing this.

99
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That's just good radio.

100
00:06:02,090 --> 00:06:03,438
Well, I'm not wearing it.

101
00:06:03,598 --> 00:06:07,486
I should be valued for my voice
and music knowledge, not my body,

102
00:06:07,646 --> 00:06:10,034
no matter how smokin' it is.

103
00:06:11,047 --> 00:06:16,161
There you go again with your "women should
be valued for their minds" gobbledygook.

104
00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:21,336
Donna, women should be
valued for their looks.

105
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Men should be valued
for their cars, and

106
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foreigners should be valued
for their ability to sweep.

107
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Hey, hey!

108
00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,708
We also drive
a mean taxi.

109
00:06:35,349 --> 00:06:37,404
I'm not caving to
their smutty demands.

110
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I am an on-air personality.
I am not a sex kitten.

111
00:06:42,305 --> 00:06:45,589
I agree, donna. Making you wear
that outfit is demeaning to women.

112
00:06:46,399 --> 00:06:47,633
Well, thank you, fez.

113
00:06:47,793 --> 00:06:50,111
But just to be sure, put
it on and shake your ass.

114
00:07:05,955 --> 00:07:07,869
would you please
quit giggling?

115
00:07:08,029 --> 00:07:12,546
Sorry, man. I'm listening to george carlin's "seven
dirty words you can't say on radio and television."

116
00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:16,814
Man, he just keeps saying
'em over and over again.

117
00:07:23,394 --> 00:07:25,792
potty mouth.

118
00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,139
Okay,

119
00:07:28,298 --> 00:07:31,233
tom jones is booked,
and everything is set.

120
00:07:33,099 --> 00:07:37,145
You know, I don't think there's anything more
exciting than a promotional event gone right.

121
00:07:37,379 --> 00:07:39,878
Then you need to get drunk and
ride a mechanical bull.

122
00:07:41,379 --> 00:07:42,331
You know,

123
00:07:42,491 --> 00:07:45,660
you're being more of a tool than
usual. Have you talked to jackie?

124
00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,016
No, angie. What do I
have to say to jackie?

125
00:07:48,175 --> 00:07:50,010
That you love her
and miss her.

126
00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,487
I don't love people.

127
00:07:53,444 --> 00:07:57,447
I love camaros, zeppelin and
french fries, in that order.

128
00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:02,399
you guys, I just had
this brilliant idea.

129
00:08:02,559 --> 00:08:04,370
You know how every
dirty word has a number?

130
00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:06,442
Instead of cursing, you
could just say that number.

131
00:08:06,602 --> 00:08:08,920
Like, I could say,"hi,
go three yourself."

132
00:08:10,592 --> 00:08:11,416
Hey,

133
00:08:11,576 --> 00:08:12,518
angie.

134
00:08:12,678 --> 00:08:16,118
When tom jones gets here, you're not gonna
throw your underpants at him, are you?

135
00:08:17,345 --> 00:08:18,274
Michael,

136
00:08:18,434 --> 00:08:20,752
you know I don't
wear underwear.

137
00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:23,931
Come on, man,
you're my sister.

138
00:08:24,195 --> 00:08:27,198
I just told her to say
that to gross you out. Burn!

139
00:08:31,186 --> 00:08:32,221
Yeah, you got me.

140
00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:35,119
Besides, I happen to know that
she does wear underwear.

141
00:08:35,278 --> 00:08:38,453
Sometimes she lets me take 'em
off for her. Boomerang burn!

142
00:08:45,549 --> 00:08:47,347
Oh,

143
00:08:47,507 --> 00:08:49,622
I feel terrible.

144
00:08:49,782 --> 00:08:52,100
I think it's the flu.

145
00:08:53,139 --> 00:08:56,914
Okay, now is this the real flu or
the martini & rossiasti spumante?

146
00:09:00,116 --> 00:09:05,604
Now I'm gonna miss tom jones this afternoon,
and I wanted his autograph so badly.

147
00:09:07,528 --> 00:09:09,926
Red, I was thinking maybe...
- no.

148
00:09:13,264 --> 00:09:17,370
You know, if you were sick, and
joe dimaggio was signing footballs,

149
00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:19,871
I'd get an autograph for you.

150
00:09:21,919 --> 00:09:24,957
Mom, joe dimaggio played baseball.

151
00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,870
that'd be like me saying
G. I. Joe has a karate grip.

152
00:09:32,427 --> 00:09:34,825
What a nerd I'd be.

153
00:09:38,184 --> 00:09:39,864
Hey, fez, I need your advice.

154
00:09:40,024 --> 00:09:42,341
You should show more leg.

155
00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,320
No, I'm serious.

156
00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,778
Look, I still love steven,
and I want him back.

157
00:09:49,938 --> 00:09:51,437
Everything reminds me of him.

158
00:09:51,597 --> 00:09:54,978
Every time I walk past a pile of
dirty laundry, I start crying.

159
00:09:57,107 --> 00:09:59,803
Well, then you should go to
him and tell him how you feel.

160
00:09:59,963 --> 00:10:04,342
I cannot go up to steven and pour my heart out
to him if I'm not sure he feels the same way.

161
00:10:04,502 --> 00:10:06,002
I couldn't take
the rejection.

162
00:10:06,161 --> 00:10:08,836
Oh, please, I've been
rejected a million times.

163
00:10:10,021 --> 00:10:13,012
And trust me, after
the first hundred or so,

164
00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:15,618
they don't sting
no more, baby.

165
00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:19,184
I wouldn't even know
what to say.

166
00:10:19,459 --> 00:10:23,506
Okay, let's role-play. Pretend I'm hyde, and
then say everything you want to say to him to me.

167
00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:25,454
Really?

168
00:10:25,614 --> 00:10:27,932
Okay.

169
00:10:29,581 --> 00:10:32,055
Steven, I love you,
and I want you back.

170
00:10:33,017 --> 00:10:35,415
I never thought I would
hear those words, my darling.

171
00:10:38,761 --> 00:10:41,105
Ew!

172
00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:43,610
I'm sorry. I got a little
carried away.

173
00:10:44,191 --> 00:10:46,589
I'll be serious this
time, I promise.

174
00:10:52,989 --> 00:10:55,387
Okay.

175
00:10:57,031 --> 00:11:00,175
I love you, and all I
want is for us to be together.

176
00:11:00,351 --> 00:11:02,218
Oh, get off me, weirdo!

177
00:11:02,378 --> 00:11:05,671
I'm the weirdo? You're the one saying,"I
love you," smack! "I love you," smack!

178
00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:08,925
You little tease!

179
00:11:14,023 --> 00:11:14,788
So

180
00:11:14,948 --> 00:11:18,043
you see, mr. Randall, I don't think
it's necessary for me to wear a bikini.

181
00:11:18,203 --> 00:11:18,963
I mean,

182
00:11:19,123 --> 00:11:21,142
what is sexier than a
little bit of mystery?

183
00:11:21,302 --> 00:11:23,920
Well, according to my
research, naked boobies.

184
00:11:26,993 --> 00:11:30,371
All right, look, ratings are down,
and I think this could really help.

185
00:11:30,688 --> 00:11:32,978
Well, I'm not gonna strip for
a radio advertisement.

186
00:11:33,138 --> 00:11:33,963
It's demeaning.

187
00:11:34,123 --> 00:11:36,441
I'll do it.

188
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,460
You will?

189
00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:40,308
Yeah, of course she'll do it.
This whole billboard was her idea.

190
00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:42,196
What?

191
00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:45,792
Unlike some people, I
care about this radio station.

192
00:11:45,951 --> 00:11:47,804
Plus, I just love wearing a bikini.

193
00:11:47,963 --> 00:11:50,991
When I put one on, I
jiggle just like jelly.

194
00:11:52,362 --> 00:11:55,764
Well, she jiggles just like two
perfectly filled water balloons,

195
00:11:56,726 --> 00:11:59,871
but I'm afraid you'll never
get to see them or touch them

196
00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:02,585
or make a motorboat sound with
your mouth between them,

197
00:12:02,745 --> 00:12:05,080
because she is a lady!

198
00:12:07,677 --> 00:12:10,074
Sarah, you knew that
I would never do this.

199
00:12:10,257 --> 00:12:12,054
You were just trying
to make me look bad.

200
00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:14,532
And it's working.

201
00:12:15,254 --> 00:12:17,652
You're fired.

202
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,620
Wait, you're firing
me because I won't strip?

203
00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:22,015
No, no, you know what?

204
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:25,180
I'm a gentleman, and I normally
don't use this kind of language.

205
00:12:25,541 --> 00:12:29,459
But, mr. Randall, you are
one sixing, sevening monkey-fiver.

206
00:12:30,737 --> 00:12:34,690
You think your one don't stink?
Well, three off, you threeing three!

207
00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:44,529
ladies, ladies,

208
00:12:44,689 --> 00:12:47,916
I realize tom jones is late, and
I have an announcement to make.

209
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:50,706
Shut up!

210
00:12:57,362 --> 00:12:59,760
Holy crap!

211
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,398
It's like a water buffalo convention.

212
00:13:03,626 --> 00:13:06,924
I'm not waiting two hours for
a lousy autograph. Excuse me,

213
00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:10,347
excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry,
watch your feet. Excuse me,

214
00:13:10,546 --> 00:13:12,943
excuse me. Excuse me there, buddy.

215
00:13:14,617 --> 00:13:16,366
Hey, no cutsies.

216
00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:18,580
Oh, hell, I don't need Tom Jones.

217
00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:21,303
I'll sign the damn
album myself. Excuse me.

218
00:13:24,044 --> 00:13:26,442
Who pinched my behind?

219
00:13:27,903 --> 00:13:29,160
Bonnie!

220
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,844
Your husband hasn't
even been dead two months!

221
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,413
I am freakin' pissed.

222
00:13:38,573 --> 00:13:42,739
Sarah puts on a bikini and
whammo, she gets me fired?

223
00:13:43,548 --> 00:13:47,656
That little bimbo set this whole
thing up, and I am freakin' pissed!

224
00:13:49,992 --> 00:13:53,531
See what happens when you try to
skate through life using your brain?

225
00:13:56,878 --> 00:14:00,727
For the millionth time, people,
it's all about the looks!

226
00:14:02,157 --> 00:14:03,133
Well,

227
00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:06,087
I refuse to trade on my good
looks to achieve success.

228
00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:10,162
Eric forman
don't play that game.

229
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:13,297
Well, I'm not gonna let
her get away with this.

230
00:14:13,457 --> 00:14:15,775
I need to think of
a way to get even.

231
00:14:15,934 --> 00:14:18,321
All right, you need to
do something brilliant

232
00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:21,058
that's subtle
but clever.

233
00:14:22,405 --> 00:14:24,802
Hit her in the face with
a wiffle ball bat.

234
00:14:27,203 --> 00:14:28,436
Um,

235
00:14:28,596 --> 00:14:31,355
I don't think that's
exactly what I'm looking for.

236
00:14:31,964 --> 00:14:35,365
Okay, then, well, you've obviously never
been hit in the face with a wiffle ball bat.

237
00:14:36,738 --> 00:14:37,713
Wait a second.

238
00:14:37,872 --> 00:14:40,763
Sarah's gonna be broadcasting live
from the record store, right?

239
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,006
Yeah.

240
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,746
Okay, then I got
an awesome idea.

241
00:14:43,905 --> 00:14:47,532
Well, if it's hitting her in the face with
a wiffle ball bat, you stole that from me.

242
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:54,558
Here it is, kitty... a
signed tom jones album.

243
00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:56,764
Oh,

244
00:14:56,924 --> 00:14:59,134
oh, thank you!

245
00:14:59,294 --> 00:15:02,652
Oh, I hope he wasn't upsetl
couldn't be there myself.

246
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,101
Did you tell him
I had the flu?

247
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,076
Didn't come up.

248
00:15:10,236 --> 00:15:12,554
Well, what did you
talk about?

249
00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:15,201
Fishing.

250
00:15:15,361 --> 00:15:17,667
Tom jones fishes?

251
00:15:17,826 --> 00:15:20,466
yeah, it's surprising, I know.

252
00:15:22,073 --> 00:15:24,471
I'm so surprised

253
00:15:24,665 --> 00:15:27,062
that I'm gonna go
upstairs and take a nap.

254
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,140
this is sizzling sarah at
grooves record store,

255
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,636
coming at you live
without a bra.

256
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:45,591
And up next,
some music from...

257
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:48,089
a band.

258
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:50,809
That's great.
- Okay!

259
00:15:50,969 --> 00:15:53,314
I was thinking now would be a
good time to put a bikini on.

260
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,808
Fortunately, I keep a
box of 'em in my car.

261
00:15:58,270 --> 00:16:00,894
Tom is two hours late.

262
00:16:01,054 --> 00:16:02,870
These women are gonna rip
this place apart.

263
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,348
We've gotta think of
some way to distract them.

264
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:08,022
What do you want me to
do, throw a ham at them?

265
00:16:08,224 --> 00:16:10,622
All right, all right,

266
00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:13,308
you should throw me at'em.

267
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:16,892
I'll give these ladies
what they're not getting at home.

268
00:16:22,008 --> 00:16:22,796
Okay,

269
00:16:22,956 --> 00:16:24,368
there's hyde.

270
00:16:24,528 --> 00:16:26,767
Go and tell him
you want him back.

271
00:16:26,927 --> 00:16:27,931
I can't.

272
00:16:28,091 --> 00:16:31,222
I mean, if I knew he loved me, I'd
be happy to put myself out there.

273
00:16:31,382 --> 00:16:34,627
But I don't, and if he doesn't,
I'll just feel so stupid.

274
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,456
Okay,

275
00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:39,982
just go to him and say, "steven,
I want to talk about us."

276
00:16:40,196 --> 00:16:42,227
And if he wants to talk,
then he wants you back.

277
00:16:42,387 --> 00:16:44,594
But if he blows you off,
then you tested the water,

278
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,466
and the water, well, the
water doesn't love you.

279
00:16:50,304 --> 00:16:52,701
All right, here I go.

280
00:16:54,527 --> 00:16:56,928
Hey, um, steven,
can we talk about us?

281
00:16:57,088 --> 00:16:59,089
Us? Who has time
to talk about us?

282
00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:02,161
Oh, lady, you're not at home
! Put your shoes back on!

283
00:17:06,513 --> 00:17:08,566
He didn't even want
to talk to me.

284
00:17:08,725 --> 00:17:10,899
Am I so disgusting?

285
00:17:11,059 --> 00:17:13,377
Apparently to him.

286
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,935
Eric, are you sure
this is gonna work?

287
00:17:18,095 --> 00:17:20,434
Donna, let's just say when we're
done with sizzling sarah,

288
00:17:20,594 --> 00:17:24,173
her new nickname's gonna be crying,
no-job, street prostitute sarah.

289
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:30,194
Hi, sarah.

290
00:17:30,354 --> 00:17:33,848
Hi, um, I just wanted to thank
you for getting me fired.

291
00:17:34,008 --> 00:17:37,388
I realize now that my feminist
ideals are just a bunch of hooey,

292
00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:40,512
and I should use my brains
less and my body more.

293
00:17:40,699 --> 00:17:44,465
Yeah, I don't know why women are
given brains in the first place.

294
00:17:44,969 --> 00:17:46,705
Anyway, um,

295
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:49,632
mr. Randall felt bad for me, so
he hired me back as an intern,

296
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:52,127
and he wants you to play
this after the commercial,

297
00:17:52,545 --> 00:17:54,597
track six.

298
00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:56,122
You know, donna,

299
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:57,752
you and I are a lot alike,

300
00:17:57,912 --> 00:18:00,472
well, except I'm on the
radio, and you're not.

301
00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:03,108
Steven,

302
00:18:03,268 --> 00:18:06,097
tom jones is stuck in a
snowstorm. He's not coming.

303
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,799
These women will riot!

304
00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:12,686
Yeah, when middle-aged women get
mad, they get super pissed.

305
00:18:14,036 --> 00:18:16,488
'Cause they got nothing to
lose. They're almost dead.

306
00:18:19,455 --> 00:18:23,295
Which is why we should have
somebody else break the news.

307
00:18:24,362 --> 00:18:26,759
Hey, fez, you want
to meet some ladies?

308
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:30,232
Yeah!

309
00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:33,611
Okay, I've just been
handed a hot new record,

310
00:18:33,771 --> 00:18:39,351
so here's george carlin with "the seven dirty
words you can't say on television or radio."

311
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,074
Huh,

312
00:18:41,234 --> 00:18:43,551
it seems like I almost shouldn't play it.

313
00:18:44,169 --> 00:18:46,566
Oh, well!

314
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:50,504
Eric, thank you so much.
That was a great idea.

315
00:18:50,721 --> 00:18:51,743
You're welcome.

316
00:18:51,903 --> 00:18:53,504
Now let's go home and

317
00:18:53,663 --> 00:18:55,981
five all night.

318
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:05,809
So, steven, how was tom jones?

319
00:19:06,443 --> 00:19:07,407
Who knows? He
never even...

320
00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:09,884
wanted to leave.

321
00:19:12,769 --> 00:19:13,827
Yeah,

322
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,305
tom loves his fans.

323
00:19:16,816 --> 00:19:22,772
I was just telling kitty how I had to
chase down his limo to get her an autograph.

324
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,027
Mrs. Forman,

325
00:19:28,187 --> 00:19:30,504
it was fantastic.

326
00:19:31,227 --> 00:19:34,415
You should have seen red running after
tom's limo, screaming like a little girl.

327
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,909
"tom, tom!"
All right, all right!

328
00:19:42,439 --> 00:19:44,836
That's enough bragging.

329
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:49,127
Well, and that is why I
am making this meatball hero

330
00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:52,620
for my meaty hero
of a husband.

331
00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:55,239
Hiya, red.

332
00:19:55,399 --> 00:19:56,857
You were smart
not to stick around.

333
00:19:57,017 --> 00:20:00,167
I waited five hours. Tom
jones never showed up.

334
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:06,928
Never showed up?

335
00:20:07,779 --> 00:20:11,038
If tom jones never showed up,
who signed this autograph?

336
00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:17,807
I can't lie to you.

337
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,291
It was julio iglesias.

338
00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:29,062
Those women at the record store flipped
when they heard the seven dirty words,

339
00:20:29,222 --> 00:20:33,049
especially word number four.
They do not like word number four.

340
00:20:34,949 --> 00:20:37,471
it was awesome, man.
Sarah got fired.

341
00:20:37,631 --> 00:20:40,926
The station manager got in trouble, and
donna got her job back. I'm telling you,

342
00:20:41,086 --> 00:20:43,521
if I weren't unemployed
and living with my mommy,

343
00:20:47,382 --> 00:20:49,779
I'd be wickedly cool.

344
00:20:50,427 --> 00:20:52,927
Well, if you'd have hit somebody
in the face with a wiffle ball bat,

345
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:55,430
this would have been
over hours ago.

346
00:20:56,191 --> 00:20:59,611
Okay, not only did I get my
job back, but I had conditions.

347
00:20:59,771 --> 00:21:03,077
I told mr. Randall I'd be fully
clothed at all times, and he said okay.

348
00:21:03,237 --> 00:21:05,693
I told him to stop demeaning
women, and he said okay.

349
00:21:05,853 --> 00:21:10,612
And I told him to respect me for my mind and
my ideas and not my looks, and he said okay.

350
00:21:11,409 --> 00:21:14,345
So do you want people to
stop calling you "hot donna"?

351
00:21:14,504 --> 00:21:16,840
No, that makes me
feel pretty.

352
00:21:23,806 --> 00:21:27,148
donna, you whore!
You got me fired!

353
00:21:28,462 --> 00:21:30,789
Wait, you're the one
who got me fired first.

354
00:21:30,949 --> 00:21:33,807
Well, I am so mad,

355
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:36,385
I'm gonna make out with fez!

356
00:21:38,779 --> 00:21:41,641
Well, if you're gonna make
out with fez, then so am I!

357
00:21:47,209 --> 00:21:49,606
No, sleep, damn you, sleep!