1 00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:10,983 okay, I don't understand why you're taking a video camera on a road trip. 2 00:00:11,143 --> 00:00:13,840 You should be packing more sensible items, like 3 00:00:13,999 --> 00:00:16,338 toilet paper and your mother. 4 00:00:16,678 --> 00:00:20,363 Look, mom, accept it. I'm going. Okay, my year off is now officially over, 5 00:00:20,523 --> 00:00:25,329 and I think I've finally decided on a sensible career that's gonna provide me with a really stable future. 6 00:00:25,489 --> 00:00:28,109 I'm gonna be a traveling documentary filmmaker. 7 00:00:29,772 --> 00:00:33,155 Oh, come on. You made that up. 8 00:00:34,388 --> 00:00:38,472 Hey, kitty, I'm going ice skating on a rainbow! 9 00:00:40,062 --> 00:00:42,046 Eric, don't listen to him. 10 00:00:42,206 --> 00:00:46,952 I have complete confidence you're gonna be the best traveling docu-whatsit-who-maker ever. 11 00:00:47,296 --> 00:00:48,707 Thank you. 12 00:00:48,866 --> 00:00:50,283 Do you have enough money? 13 00:00:50,443 --> 00:00:52,060 Mom, I don't need that much money. 14 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,835 I'm sure that at stops along the way, 15 00:00:53,995 --> 00:00:58,211 strangers will just offer me hot pots of beans in exchange for colorful stories from the road. 16 00:00:59,923 --> 00:01:02,321 Hot pots of beans? 17 00:01:03,291 --> 00:01:06,645 What if they're spicy? You can't even chew cinnamon gum. 18 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:11,637 Okay, that's it. I'm going. Uh, I'll miss you. 19 00:01:11,797 --> 00:01:14,186 Well, thank you, sweetie. 20 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:18,265 Um, I think he was talking to me. 21 00:01:19,025 --> 00:01:21,423 He was not. 22 00:01:22,657 --> 00:01:25,054 Eric, who were you talking to? 23 00:01:25,522 --> 00:01:27,736 Yeah, who? 24 00:01:27,895 --> 00:01:30,710 It's times like this I usually fake chest pains. 25 00:01:33,447 --> 00:01:36,401 Uh, I was talking to... 26 00:01:37,991 --> 00:01:41,302 the prettiest girl in the driveway, that's who. 27 00:01:43,609 --> 00:01:45,289 So, okay, 28 00:01:45,449 --> 00:01:48,449 I want you to promise to call me every night at 9:00. 29 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,724 Oh, he can't be calling you because he's calling me at 9:00. 30 00:01:51,883 --> 00:01:53,672 That's why I got him that watch as a gift. 31 00:01:53,831 --> 00:01:58,933 Well, maybe he should be calling the person who gave him the gift of life. 32 00:02:00,539 --> 00:02:03,949 So you squeezed out a baby. That was a hundred years ago. 33 00:02:05,052 --> 00:02:07,875 People have landed on the moon since then. 34 00:02:08,721 --> 00:02:10,437 Hey, eric, 35 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:14,012 I'm gonna miss you, man. Hey, uh, just between friends, 36 00:02:14,172 --> 00:02:16,821 I want you to know I'm gonna take a shot or two at donna. 37 00:02:17,810 --> 00:02:19,450 He won't care. 38 00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:24,001 On the road, he's going to meet lots of horny girl hitchhikers 39 00:02:24,581 --> 00:02:27,160 looking for a ride to cheerleading camp. 40 00:02:29,712 --> 00:02:32,276 What makes you think that, fez? 41 00:02:32,436 --> 00:02:34,817 Adult films. 42 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:42,065 Oh. 43 00:02:42,225 --> 00:02:44,553 Hello, america, and welcome 44 00:02:44,724 --> 00:02:46,379 to eric forman's 45 00:02:46,539 --> 00:02:48,028 journey to happiness, 46 00:02:48,188 --> 00:02:50,637 not to be mistaken with eric forman's 47 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,083 journey to fatso burger 48 00:02:52,243 --> 00:02:56,526 or eric forman's journey to pee behind the piggly wiggly, which, uh, 49 00:02:56,686 --> 00:02:59,032 which you just saw earlier. 50 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:02,192 I'll tell ya, being on the road like this 51 00:03:03,195 --> 00:03:05,593 really makes you feel like a man. 52 00:03:13,798 --> 00:03:15,625 Ahem. I guess I'll just 53 00:03:15,784 --> 00:03:18,102 have to edit that part out later. 54 00:03:23,298 --> 00:03:28,499 Okay, I think what we've learned today is that the road can be a cruel, cruel mistress. 55 00:03:28,659 --> 00:03:30,980 She caresses your tire with her... 56 00:03:31,140 --> 00:03:33,520 asphalt hand one minute, 57 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,869 punctures it the next. 58 00:03:36,029 --> 00:03:36,900 But, hey, 59 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:39,647 at least that didn't stop me from making it out of point place. 60 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:52,262 I think what we've learned today is that the road can be a cruel, cruel mistress. Oh hey, 61 00:03:52,578 --> 00:03:55,487 at least that didn't stop me from making it out of point place. 62 00:03:58,511 --> 00:04:01,086 That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 17 "Down The Road Apiece" 63 00:04:01,272 --> 00:04:04,754 Traduction par Guzo 64 00:04:04,914 --> 00:04:08,122 Merci à Raceman 65 00:04:08,409 --> 00:04:12,034 www.forom.com 66 00:04:35,168 --> 00:04:37,566 You know, steven, it's great we can still hang out. 67 00:04:37,834 --> 00:04:39,474 We're kinda like sonny and cher. 68 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:41,898 We're together even though we've broken up. 69 00:04:42,058 --> 00:04:44,402 I'm beautiful. You're weird-looking. 70 00:04:45,975 --> 00:04:48,373 Look, they're talking. Maybe we should.. 71 00:05:05,789 --> 00:05:08,187 okay, we're going upstairs. 72 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:09,537 Why? 73 00:05:09,696 --> 00:05:14,137 Uh, uh, I just remembered that I- I can't be in the basement 'cause 74 00:05:14,297 --> 00:05:16,767 I'm uncomfortable below sea level. 75 00:05:20,436 --> 00:05:22,833 That's the best you can come up with? 76 00:05:23,043 --> 00:05:25,480 Just say that we're going to take a shower. 77 00:05:34,559 --> 00:05:36,514 Wow. 78 00:05:36,673 --> 00:05:39,159 You know, I think this is the first time we've been alone 79 00:05:39,319 --> 00:05:41,543 together since, uh... 80 00:05:41,703 --> 00:05:44,021 yeah. 81 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:48,467 Well, maybe we can use this opportunity to touch base about our feelings. 82 00:05:53,325 --> 00:05:56,234 Or we can watch tv. - Great! Oh, I love tv. 83 00:06:00,796 --> 00:06:02,093 oh, janie, 84 00:06:02,253 --> 00:06:04,414 it's so hard to be in the same room with you, 85 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,824 because even though I'm a rough ne'er-do-well, 86 00:06:06,984 --> 00:06:10,257 my love for you burns like a fire deep in my soul. 87 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:12,174 I feel the same, clyde, 88 00:06:12,334 --> 00:06:14,807 and even though we broke up because you won't marry me, 89 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:17,749 I still hope that one day we'll get back together. 90 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:21,542 What are the chances of that? 91 00:06:26,571 --> 00:06:28,486 greetings, gentle viewer. 92 00:06:28,645 --> 00:06:30,421 Road trip update. 93 00:06:30,580 --> 00:06:33,070 About to change a flat tire, which, uh, 94 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:34,866 actually reminds me of a little joke. 95 00:06:35,026 --> 00:06:38,345 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a flat tire? Well, 96 00:06:38,504 --> 00:06:40,928 see, first, the tire has to really wanna change. 97 00:06:42,383 --> 00:06:43,289 Good one. 98 00:06:43,449 --> 00:06:47,120 Anyway, what do you say we, uh, slap a spare tire on this sucker, huh? 99 00:06:49,291 --> 00:06:51,812 It turns out there is no spare tire. 100 00:06:55,285 --> 00:06:57,079 and, uh, I- 101 00:06:57,239 --> 00:06:59,556 it's, like, pitch dark out here. 102 00:07:00,244 --> 00:07:02,641 Hello? Hello? 103 00:07:03,165 --> 00:07:05,921 Okay, there's definitely someone out there, and, uh, 104 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:10,493 I don't know who, but I think it's a pretty safe bet to say that it's probably a convict with a hook for a hand. Hello? 105 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:14,787 Okay, buddy, you come one step closer, I got a tire iron, 106 00:07:14,963 --> 00:07:17,391 and I'll just give it to you if you'll go away. 107 00:07:18,877 --> 00:07:21,275 Hey, dude. 108 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:26,456 What are you doing here, man? 109 00:07:26,616 --> 00:07:28,934 Leo, what are you doing here? 110 00:07:29,153 --> 00:07:31,975 It's like the universe wanted us to find each other, man. 111 00:07:32,135 --> 00:07:33,705 Yeah. 112 00:07:33,865 --> 00:07:34,866 So 113 00:07:35,026 --> 00:07:37,344 do I know you, man? 114 00:07:44,542 --> 00:07:46,887 So they're a family of monsters? 115 00:07:47,047 --> 00:07:49,515 No, they're munsters. 116 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,346 And they're living in a neighborhood of normal people. 117 00:07:55,049 --> 00:07:58,814 Why don't the neighbors just get together with some guns and go over there and kill them? 118 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,524 I'm pretty sure they're saving that for the last episode. 119 00:08:04,494 --> 00:08:05,881 It's 9:15. 120 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:07,371 Has Eric called? 121 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,283 He didn't call you? - No. 122 00:08:09,442 --> 00:08:13,490 I thought sure he would call you. He's always choosing you over me. 123 00:08:14,171 --> 00:08:16,379 Name one time. 124 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,856 Prom night. 125 00:08:20,353 --> 00:08:24,332 Okay, I haven't heard from him, and I'm starting to think something bad happened to him. 126 00:08:25,117 --> 00:08:26,914 Red, we have to go look for him. 127 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,480 Fine. Anything's better than this crap. 128 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:33,152 Who wants to see monsters not get killed? 129 00:08:41,371 --> 00:08:43,769 did you ever see the new... - have you seen the new... 130 00:08:44,069 --> 00:08:45,417 go ahead. 131 00:08:45,577 --> 00:08:47,895 See, the other day I... - I saw... 132 00:08:48,441 --> 00:08:49,581 you said, "go ahead." 133 00:08:49,741 --> 00:08:52,059 Yeah, I said it to be nice. 134 00:08:52,864 --> 00:08:55,478 My story is much more interesting. 135 00:08:56,229 --> 00:08:58,626 Well, go ahead, because I'm not gonna listen. 136 00:08:59,161 --> 00:09:01,558 Well, fine, then,'cause I'm not gonna tell you. 137 00:09:04,873 --> 00:09:08,614 Oh, it's as quiet as a basement with two former lovers in it. 138 00:09:12,005 --> 00:09:14,402 I can eat the tension with a fork. 139 00:09:18,174 --> 00:09:20,571 Wouldn't you cut the tension with a knife? 140 00:09:21,716 --> 00:09:23,918 Why cut it if you're not gonna eat it? 141 00:09:24,078 --> 00:09:26,015 No, no, fez, stay. Stay. 142 00:09:26,175 --> 00:09:30,314 Why don't you tell us one of those charming little stories about your, um, homeland? 143 00:09:30,474 --> 00:09:33,564 Well, in my country, instead of bathrooms, we just... 144 00:09:33,724 --> 00:09:36,059 he doesn't wanna stay down here with us. 145 00:09:36,382 --> 00:09:38,074 How would you know what he wants? 146 00:09:38,234 --> 00:09:40,149 You don't know what anybody wants. 147 00:09:40,308 --> 00:09:42,579 Oh, this is so sad. 148 00:09:42,739 --> 00:09:45,445 You're at each other's throats because of these unresolved feelings. 149 00:09:45,605 --> 00:09:46,998 What? No. 150 00:09:47,158 --> 00:09:49,366 Fez, there are no unresolved feelings. 151 00:09:49,526 --> 00:09:51,666 Really? Then why are you so tense? 152 00:09:51,826 --> 00:09:54,144 Why is your foot tapping? 153 00:09:55,699 --> 00:09:57,329 Why is your foot tapping? 154 00:09:57,489 --> 00:09:59,807 Because I got rhythm, baby. 155 00:10:00,201 --> 00:10:02,598 I can never stop dancing entirely. 156 00:10:12,051 --> 00:10:14,807 you know what, leo? This is my first truck stop, and I love it. 157 00:10:15,099 --> 00:10:16,169 It's like, 158 00:10:16,328 --> 00:10:18,646 how do you find this golden oasis? 159 00:10:19,732 --> 00:10:22,130 I woke up in the parking lot once. 160 00:10:25,268 --> 00:10:29,452 And these truckers, they're like... they seem like great salt of the earth guys, you know? 161 00:10:30,168 --> 00:10:31,554 Hey! 162 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,032 Ten-four, good buddies! 163 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,718 Oh, oh, crap, they're looking at me. 164 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,375 No, they're looking at me, man. 165 00:10:39,535 --> 00:10:42,234 Truckers love me. They think I'm Bob Seger. 166 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,900 You know what? These guys would be the perfect people to interview for my movie. 167 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,755 Where's your camera? - Ah, it's so heavy. 168 00:10:52,779 --> 00:10:54,937 So, uh, leo, what have you been doing since you left town? 169 00:10:55,097 --> 00:10:58,726 Ah, just wandering around, trying to find my place in life. 170 00:10:58,886 --> 00:11:01,398 Yeah, I've been trying to find my place in life, too. It's like, 171 00:11:01,809 --> 00:11:04,074 you know, like, where do I fit in? 172 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:06,551 No, I've been looking for my house, man. 173 00:11:09,291 --> 00:11:10,960 Boys, need anything else? 174 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:16,015 Uh, no, we're just waiting for the mechanic I met in the parking lot to come back with my spare tire and change. 175 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,592 Honey, there's no mechanic around here. 176 00:11:19,683 --> 00:11:21,407 Uh, no, there is. 177 00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:24,830 it's this skinny guy. I gave him 20 bucks, and he just ran off. 178 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:29,456 That'd be Earl. He's a speed freak. 179 00:11:29,826 --> 00:11:32,391 Oh, my god. Leo, that was my last 20 bucks. 180 00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:34,169 It's okay, man. Dinner's on me. 181 00:11:34,328 --> 00:11:35,247 Oh, thanks. You'll pay? 182 00:11:35,407 --> 00:11:37,849 No, I mean, I got spaghetti sauce all over me. 183 00:11:39,890 --> 00:11:40,902 Leo, 184 00:11:41,062 --> 00:11:43,386 look, be serious, man. What are we gonna do? 185 00:11:44,055 --> 00:11:45,406 I got it. 186 00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:47,884 We'll soak the shirt in club soda. 187 00:11:56,162 --> 00:11:57,525 okay, 188 00:11:57,685 --> 00:12:01,511 I'm gonna use my police academy training to figure out what happened here. 189 00:12:02,649 --> 00:12:08,042 First thing I'm gonna need is for everyone to lie face down with your hands behind your head. 190 00:12:09,672 --> 00:12:13,919 What if he stopped to take a picture and he got kidnapped by white slavers? 191 00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:18,697 They're gonna kill him. He can't do anything! 192 00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:22,863 I told him this was a stupid idea, 193 00:12:23,023 --> 00:12:25,849 and now we're stuck out here in the middle of nowhere. 194 00:12:26,009 --> 00:12:29,970 My foot is shaking, it wants to kick his ass so bad. 195 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,358 I never should have let Eric go on this trip. 196 00:12:34,518 --> 00:12:37,289 I should have tempted him into staying home by offering him sex. 197 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,199 I mean, scrabble. 198 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:47,731 Oh, look, if my baby being safe depended on you being loose, 199 00:12:47,891 --> 00:12:50,237 I wouldn't have to worry. 200 00:12:51,968 --> 00:12:53,049 Okay. 201 00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,526 I think it's obvious what happened to eric. 202 00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:57,986 We got an abandoned car, 203 00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,733 a flat tire 204 00:12:59,893 --> 00:13:03,285 and footprints heading off in that direction. 205 00:13:04,129 --> 00:13:05,106 Mrs. Forman, 206 00:13:05,266 --> 00:13:07,584 your son's been kidnapped by coyotes. 207 00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:14,254 Isn't it more likely that he had a flat tire, couldn't change it himself and went off to find some help? 208 00:13:14,512 --> 00:13:16,910 And the coyotes got him along the way. 209 00:13:17,678 --> 00:13:20,076 Yeah, now you're thinking like a cop. 210 00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:29,464 I can't believe I'm stuckin a backwoods truck stop with no money. 211 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:34,214 You know, if we don't do something, this waitress is just gonna hand us over to these truckers. 212 00:13:35,211 --> 00:13:38,132 You know, they're all freaky sexual deviants. 213 00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:43,036 Man, woman, animal... they don't care, as long as it's warm. 214 00:13:44,513 --> 00:13:47,862 Don't worry, man. I've got an idea how we can pay for this dinner. 215 00:13:49,868 --> 00:13:52,265 That was a good idea. 216 00:13:53,281 --> 00:13:55,679 Now how are we gonna pay for dinner? 217 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:59,177 I think this pretty much covers your tab. 218 00:13:59,987 --> 00:14:02,732 But if you're interested, dessert's on me. 219 00:14:04,738 --> 00:14:06,464 in that case, 220 00:14:06,624 --> 00:14:09,285 you'd better soak your uniform in club soda. 221 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,622 You see? 222 00:14:11,782 --> 00:14:13,182 What an awesome night. 223 00:14:13,342 --> 00:14:15,791 I am partying in the back of a truck stop with a 224 00:14:15,951 --> 00:14:18,285 a hippie and a waitress... 225 00:14:18,515 --> 00:14:20,770 who are now making out. 226 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:24,448 Wow, the fact that I'm here is not slowing them down at all. 227 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:28,155 Good god, woman, you buttered my toast with that hand! 228 00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:32,246 Okay, enough pussy footing around... 229 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,986 which, by the way, does not mean what I thought it meant. 230 00:14:39,038 --> 00:14:40,819 Why don't you just get back together? 231 00:14:40,979 --> 00:14:43,890 You know you want to. I don't even know why you broke up in the first place. 232 00:14:44,476 --> 00:14:48,931 Because he's an incredibly immature jerk who can't commit to a future with me. 233 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,538 What she said, but I agree with me. 234 00:14:53,591 --> 00:14:55,550 Nice rebuttal... 235 00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:58,609 which, by the way, also does not mean what I thought it meant. 236 00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,743 It's hopeless, okay? 237 00:15:01,903 --> 00:15:04,451 We both wanted different things out of the relationship. 238 00:15:04,674 --> 00:15:06,694 You just have to remember the good times, 239 00:15:06,854 --> 00:15:09,130 the things that brought you together. 240 00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:12,122 Jackie, what are some of the things that hyde did that you miss? 241 00:15:12,651 --> 00:15:15,098 He never did anything a boyfriend's supposed to do. 242 00:15:15,258 --> 00:15:17,593 He never bought me a horse. 243 00:15:18,821 --> 00:15:19,585 Okay? 244 00:15:19,745 --> 00:15:22,938 He never rented a plane to spell "I love you" in the sky. 245 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:25,674 Oh, and he never even wrote me a single song. 246 00:15:26,823 --> 00:15:29,591 How would you know? You never stop talking long enough to listen. 247 00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:33,074 Wait, you wrote me a song? 248 00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:35,115 No. 249 00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:37,835 Okay, okay, okay. Let's try something else. 250 00:15:38,022 --> 00:15:41,951 I want you to think back. Obviously, there was something that brought you together. 251 00:15:42,128 --> 00:15:44,339 What was that? 252 00:15:44,499 --> 00:15:46,239 Well, I guess... 253 00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:50,116 I guess I like the way his scruffy beard felt on my soft, creamy, 254 00:15:50,276 --> 00:15:52,611 porcelain skin. 255 00:15:54,856 --> 00:15:57,253 Yeah, I kinda liked that, too. 256 00:15:58,269 --> 00:16:01,288 I also kinda like the fact that she was technically still with kelso. 257 00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:08,103 And I knew being with him would piss off my mom. 258 00:16:08,807 --> 00:16:09,877 And all my friends. 259 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,354 Oh, and we had to keep it a secret. 260 00:16:12,802 --> 00:16:14,927 And I felt kind of ashamed of myself. 261 00:16:15,087 --> 00:16:17,405 So did I. 262 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,829 I kinda liked that, too. 263 00:16:19,988 --> 00:16:22,306 So did I! 264 00:16:22,571 --> 00:16:24,968 Oh, that's just so wrong. 265 00:16:25,562 --> 00:16:28,060 Which is what made it so hot. 266 00:16:30,474 --> 00:16:32,872 So hot. 267 00:16:33,313 --> 00:16:35,711 Oh, fez, you should have been there. 268 00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:40,121 Several times I was. 269 00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:50,641 all right, listen, 270 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,849 this type of establishment is well known to criminals, okay? 271 00:16:54,008 --> 00:16:56,694 So I want you to stay close, and if there's any trouble, 272 00:16:56,854 --> 00:16:59,241 I'm gonna use you guys as a human shield. 273 00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:05,995 I don't like the looks of these people. 274 00:17:06,683 --> 00:17:11,934 They seem like they could tease a polite young man about his sweater and then laugh when he starts to cry. 275 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,338 Where is my baby? 276 00:17:15,498 --> 00:17:17,518 See, that's the problem. 277 00:17:17,678 --> 00:17:21,389 Maybe if you didn't baby eric so much, he wouldn't have had to leave to prove himself. 278 00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:25,539 Well, maybe if you hadn't exhausted him with your sexual demands, 279 00:17:26,371 --> 00:17:28,987 he wouldn't have had to leave just to get some sleep. 280 00:17:29,539 --> 00:17:32,201 All right, that's enough, you two. 281 00:17:32,424 --> 00:17:34,303 If eric's in trouble, he deserves it, 282 00:17:34,463 --> 00:17:36,781 because he should know better by now. 283 00:17:37,444 --> 00:17:39,745 You sound like you don't care at all. 284 00:17:39,904 --> 00:17:41,798 It's not a matter of not caring. 285 00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:44,275 It's a matter of not giving a crap. 286 00:17:46,452 --> 00:17:47,590 Hey, red, 287 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,356 they got "rhinestone cowboy." Toss me a quarter. 288 00:17:52,044 --> 00:17:54,442 Shut up. 289 00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:56,323 For your information, 290 00:17:56,483 --> 00:17:59,429 eric comes after me a lot more than I go after him. 291 00:18:00,402 --> 00:18:02,912 You know, all you damn redheads are the same. 292 00:18:04,179 --> 00:18:07,229 You can color it blond, but it's still there. 293 00:18:12,121 --> 00:18:14,329 Well, it turns out 294 00:18:14,489 --> 00:18:17,306 I have a couple of problems with being a traveling documentary filmmaker. 295 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,290 One... 296 00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:21,768 the traveling. It's exhausting. 297 00:18:22,889 --> 00:18:23,888 Two... 298 00:18:24,048 --> 00:18:26,666 documentaries. I only like ones that are... 299 00:18:27,616 --> 00:18:30,013 you know, about monkeys. 300 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,054 And three... 301 00:18:31,214 --> 00:18:33,633 filmmaking. If there's no space battles, I mean, 302 00:18:34,055 --> 00:18:36,453 you know, really, what's the point? 303 00:18:36,707 --> 00:18:39,051 I'll tell you something. This day has not been a waste. 304 00:18:39,211 --> 00:18:41,657 I realized what I really wanna do with my life 305 00:18:42,349 --> 00:18:44,747 is just get the hell out of point place. 306 00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:48,442 I'm ready to do that. 307 00:18:48,776 --> 00:18:51,017 I really feel like this trip 308 00:18:51,177 --> 00:18:52,577 made me a man. 309 00:18:52,737 --> 00:18:55,031 Eric? - Mommy? 310 00:18:55,191 --> 00:18:56,659 Thank god you're okay. 311 00:18:56,818 --> 00:18:59,211 Oh, dad, I'm fine. - Not you. The car. 312 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,037 Eric, your mom called me a whore. 313 00:19:04,429 --> 00:19:08,926 Only because I was worried about you and because I love you more than she does. 314 00:19:09,366 --> 00:19:10,434 Worried? What- 315 00:19:10,594 --> 00:19:12,064 what did you guys think happened? 316 00:19:12,224 --> 00:19:14,434 Well, we figured you were either dead, 317 00:19:14,594 --> 00:19:17,188 alive or kidnapped by coyotes. 318 00:19:18,373 --> 00:19:20,770 Looks like I was right on the money. 319 00:19:20,939 --> 00:19:23,135 Hey, I got that waitress's phone number. 320 00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:24,238 Leo? - Leo? 321 00:19:24,398 --> 00:19:26,525 Hey, it's great to see you guys. 322 00:19:26,685 --> 00:19:28,972 It's great to see you, leo. 323 00:19:29,132 --> 00:19:31,499 So do I know you, man? 324 00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:38,309 Okay, here's what I think. 325 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:42,740 You two were hot for each other when the relationship was secret, forbidden, taboo. 326 00:19:44,019 --> 00:19:46,403 But when it was out in the open, the thrill was gone. 327 00:19:46,563 --> 00:19:48,891 It was no longer taboo. 328 00:19:50,029 --> 00:19:53,607 Then you started pushing for commitment, and you started pulling away. 329 00:19:59,189 --> 00:20:00,481 Hmm. 330 00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:02,511 So how do we move on from here? 331 00:20:02,671 --> 00:20:04,976 Move on? 332 00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:07,454 There will be no moving on. 333 00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:11,018 Your relationship is one of the sickest freakin' things I've ever seen. 334 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:14,270 You're two deeply disturbed individuals, and your union... 335 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,770 well, your union was a blasphemy. 336 00:20:19,013 --> 00:20:21,910 So you're saying that if we hooked up again, 337 00:20:22,544 --> 00:20:24,941 it'd be even wronger than before? 338 00:20:26,074 --> 00:20:28,472 It can get wronger? 339 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,761 Well, that's kinda hot. 340 00:20:34,824 --> 00:20:37,090 Fez, I think maybe you should leave the room now. 341 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:40,688 Oh, no, no, you two cannot get together. I can't watch. I'm leaving. 342 00:20:43,258 --> 00:20:45,301 Hey, who am I kidding? 343 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,778 I can watch all night. 344 00:20:52,723 --> 00:20:56,127 Hey. Look who I found by the side of the road. 345 00:20:56,287 --> 00:20:57,406 Leo. 346 00:20:57,566 --> 00:20:59,165 Man, what are you doing back in town? 347 00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:01,642 I'm not really sure, man. 348 00:21:02,107 --> 00:21:04,664 Yeah, I can't tell if he has amnesia, 349 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,261 or if he's just perfectly fine. 350 00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:10,038 Well, I'm glad you're back, man. 351 00:21:10,198 --> 00:21:12,516 Feeling's mutual, man. 352 00:21:12,693 --> 00:21:16,615 Hey, wait a second. You're Hyde, man. 353 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,126 Hey!