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Man, I am so psyched
for this auto show.

2
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I'm telling you, once I
trick out my el camino,

3
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it is going to be
bad freakin' ass.

4
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You know, "tricking out"
sounds a lot like accessorizing.

5
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Hey, don't ever call
it that, all right?

6
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But, yeah, that's
basically what it is.

7
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Kitty, I'm begging you to stop. There's
gonna be hundreds of auto parts salesmen,

8
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and now that I have the muffler shop, they're
gonna be getting in line to kiss my butt.

9
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Well, and they will be happy to kiss it
because everything from my house is spotless.

10
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All right, I'm getting in the car,

11
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I'm counting to 60, and if
you're not there, I'm leaving.

12
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Ah, the honeymoon
speech again.

13
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Whoops.

14
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I can't forget my book.
You know,

15
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this new jackie collins romance
really gives me a case of the tingles.

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Mrs. Forman, please,

17
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your tingles are
your own business.

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You move into my house,
you hear about my tingles.

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Jackie,

20
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I hope you brought a book. When we get to
the auto show, the guys are gonna ignore us.

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Mrs. Forman, I'm a beautiful girl
with a shrill, demanding voice.

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I'm pretty hard to ignore.

23
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Okay, but we can't compete
with a bunch of cars.

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Wheels are like
bosoms to men,

25
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and a car has four.

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I'm getting better.

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Leo, check it out. It's my baby!

28
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oh,

29
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this is brooke.

30
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Oh, isn't she adorable?

31
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Yeah.

32
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I can see why you knocked her up.

33
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Michael, thanks again for watching
betsy. Everyone else was busy.

34
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Thanks for trusting me.

35
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Yeah.

36
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It's my first time. I'm pretty
nervous. I tried on three outfits.

37
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No, you guys will be great. All
little girls love their daddies.

38
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Plus I'll bet you'll probably
like a lot of the same toys.

39
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Ooh, I'm late.

40
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Oh, yes.

41
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Hi.

42
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Ohh! Bye-bye, betsy-pie.
Mommy loves you.

43
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Yes, she does, yes, she does.
- All right, hand her over.

44
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You're so attached. Just...
- oh...

45
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look, don't worry.

46
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All she does is sleep. It's like
taking care of a bowling ball.

47
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I don't like bowling, man.

48
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You throw the ball down there,
and it keeps coming back.

49
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It's spooky, man.

50
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Okay, donna, I've just spent the last ten
minutes cologning and powdering myself.

51
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Let's spill'em and feel 'em.

52
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We can't, because fez is here.

53
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Yeah.

54
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I'm here, and you can't.

55
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Fez, buddy, come on.

56
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You of all people should understand
how important sex is to a man.

57
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Why should you do it if I can't?

58
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Because I have a girlfriend.

59
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Why should you have a
girlfriend if I can't?

60
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Okay, how are we
gonna work this out?

61
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Give her to me.

62
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Guys, check it out.

63
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Brooke finally let
me take care of betsy.

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We're gonna stay here
for the day, okay?

65
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No. Come on. Donna and I
have a do-it day planned.

66
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Yeah, and I think I got a piece of this.

67
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Look, why don't you
do it at your house?

68
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I can't. My brother's friends are
over there, and they're playing darts,

69
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and they don't use a dartboard. They just
run around and throw 'em at each other.

70
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Okay, donna,

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I'm going go upstairs and
change into something sexy.

72
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Now either you come join me in 60 seconds,
or I'm gonna have to start without you, and...

73
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we both know how awkward it
is when you walk in on that.

74
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What's this?

75
00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,674
That's breast milk.
Don't touch it.

76
00:04:03,798 --> 00:04:04,855
Breast milk?

77
00:04:05,014 --> 00:04:07,332
From real breasts?

78
00:04:09,568 --> 00:04:11,965
What don't they do?

79
00:04:13,331 --> 00:04:16,111
Kelso, she's so adorable.

80
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why is she making
that weird face?

81
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it's poo!
- it's poo!

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It smells in there, too!
It's everywhere!

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That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 18
"Oh, Baby

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Traduction par Guzo

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Merci à Raceman

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www.forom.com

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We have to dispose
of the dirty diaper.

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Shark.

89
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Shark.

90
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Oh.

91
00:05:23,436 --> 00:05:24,876
What do you want
me to do with it?

92
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Just chuck it.

93
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What about the shark?

94
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Chuck it. Chuck it all.

95
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why is she still crying?
We just changed her.

96
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Maybe she doesn't like
you. Ah, baby burn.

97
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no.

98
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I know what it is.

99
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We left her teddy bear at my
house. I'll go get it. Here.

100
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Um...

101
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aren't you gonna
take her with you?

102
00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:02,227
No. I can't take
betsy in my car.

103
00:06:02,387 --> 00:06:05,087
I took out the seat belts
to make it go faster.

104
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Okay, don't grab those.
I'm not your mommy.

105
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Yeah, a lady once said
that to me on the bus.

106
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Well, it wasn't a lady.
It was more like a man-lady.

107
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It's hard to tell
sometimes, you know?

108
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Why tell this story, fez?

109
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Why?

110
00:06:39,426 --> 00:06:41,281
yeah, man, look at this place.

111
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Chrome, tires,
half-dressed women...

112
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it's like sunday dinner
at my grandma's house.

113
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All right, salesmen,

114
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pucker up. Red forman's
ass is in the building.

115
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Okay, well, mine's gone. I
give yours about 30 seconds.

116
00:07:02,481 --> 00:07:05,028
All right, jackie, so let's
start off looking at new tires,

117
00:07:05,188 --> 00:07:08,562
then after lunch, you can help me pick
out an obnoxiously loud car stereo.

118
00:07:08,831 --> 00:07:11,215
Wait, you're gonna spend
the day with jackie?

119
00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:13,620
Yeah, man. She's my chick.

120
00:07:13,779 --> 00:07:17,315
All right, I'm gonna go get us a funnel cake.
But listen, this is a rough crowd, all right?

121
00:07:17,475 --> 00:07:20,630
So if any guys come up to you and
offer to teach you how to drive a stick,

122
00:07:20,828 --> 00:07:23,226
just say no and
pull the fire alarm.

123
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Told ya he wouldn't ditch me.

124
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I'm his "chick."

125
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Jackie, he's a man.

126
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Accept the fact that
he is not coming back.

127
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When I was in labor, red
went to get me ice chips.

128
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I didn't see him for an hour and a half
because he found a pinball machine.

129
00:07:45,659 --> 00:07:46,710
No way.

130
00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:48,184
But it's fine.

131
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Ha. I laugh about it now.

132
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I do.

133
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I will.

134
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It's just not that funny.

135
00:08:00,896 --> 00:08:02,671
I think she's out.

136
00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:05,082
Well, in that case...

137
00:08:05,242 --> 00:08:06,304
eric,

138
00:08:06,464 --> 00:08:08,509
we can't do that with her in here.

139
00:08:08,669 --> 00:08:11,087
What? Come on.
She's fast asleep.

140
00:08:11,322 --> 00:08:13,719
And it's been over a week for us.

141
00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:17,142
Donna, you can only keep the
tiger in its cage for so long.

142
00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,196
Yeah, that's right. I'm
callin' it a tiger now.

143
00:08:25,351 --> 00:08:26,713
crap, the baby's awake.

144
00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:30,825
No, no, no, no, no. Hey,
betsy. Close your eyes,

145
00:08:30,985 --> 00:08:34,589
'cause aunt donna and
uncle eric are gonna do it.

146
00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:38,271
Eric, you are seriously disturbed.
We have to take care of her.

147
00:08:38,431 --> 00:08:40,695
No, no, come on. She's fine.

148
00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:44,551
You can't put the tiger back in his
cage now, donna. He's all agitated.

149
00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:48,254
How can a crying
baby not turn you off?

150
00:08:48,414 --> 00:08:51,075
Two words,
donna... eight teen.

151
00:08:51,235 --> 00:08:53,576
Nothing turns me off.
- Yeah?

152
00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,549
Hey, fez.

153
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,765
Why are you
staring at that milk?

154
00:09:03,925 --> 00:09:06,243
It's from a breast.

155
00:09:07,036 --> 00:09:09,434
Simply remarkable.

156
00:09:09,963 --> 00:09:13,318
Okay, you're clearly a demented
pervert, so let me ask you something.

157
00:09:13,904 --> 00:09:16,335
Would you be able to have
sex with a baby in the room?

158
00:09:16,495 --> 00:09:19,828
No way. I can barely do it
with a woman in the room.

159
00:09:21,031 --> 00:09:24,541
Congratulations, eric. You're
more despicable sexually than fez.

160
00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:27,023
Okay, donna, here's the thing,

161
00:09:27,183 --> 00:09:30,831
I'm a man, so my on/off
switch is always on.

162
00:09:30,991 --> 00:09:33,077
Now you can either deal with that

163
00:09:33,237 --> 00:09:35,555
or you can switch to girls.

164
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,786
Donna, if that's your baby,
I'm gonna snap eric in half.

165
00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:47,654
Dad, don't you think you woulda
noticed if I was pregnant?

166
00:09:48,641 --> 00:09:51,140
Not really. I'm not
that hands-on of a dad.

167
00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:57,669
Anyhoo, I bought a hammock and put it up
in the den 'cause it's too cold outside.

168
00:09:57,829 --> 00:10:00,165
Now I need someone to push me.

169
00:10:01,232 --> 00:10:03,474
Sure, I'll push you
in the hammock, bob.

170
00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:07,085
Then I'll climb up a tree
and pluck you a fresh coconut.

171
00:10:08,267 --> 00:10:10,664
I don't think so, bob.

172
00:10:11,376 --> 00:10:14,156
Okay, it's your loss,
but I'm a big tipper.

173
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:16,638
Okay...

174
00:10:16,798 --> 00:10:20,800
I got betsy's teddy bear. And it
wasn't easy dodging my brothers.

175
00:10:21,727 --> 00:10:24,125
I got a dart in the calf.

176
00:10:24,648 --> 00:10:25,788
oh.

177
00:10:25,948 --> 00:10:28,461
Here's my little girl. Huh?

178
00:10:30,185 --> 00:10:32,350
Hey, baby. Look.

179
00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:35,866
Look, it's your teddy bear
and your handsome daddy.

180
00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:44,807
why won't she stop crying?

181
00:10:47,195 --> 00:10:49,062
Maybe it is me.

182
00:10:49,222 --> 00:10:51,464
What if she doesn't like me?

183
00:10:51,623 --> 00:10:53,318
Kelso, don't take it personally.

184
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:55,795
I didn't like you
when I first met you.

185
00:10:57,163 --> 00:10:59,814
But that's because you
were peeing on my swing set.

186
00:11:00,131 --> 00:11:01,080
Well,

187
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,870
it was brand-new,
and I was jealous.

188
00:11:08,923 --> 00:11:10,790
one funnel cake, extra sugar.

189
00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:12,351
Oh,

190
00:11:12,510 --> 00:11:16,568
steven, I knew you'd come back,
and to show you how thankful I am,

191
00:11:16,728 --> 00:11:19,063
I'm gonna feed you a piece.

192
00:11:19,955 --> 00:11:22,353
Oh, get a room.

193
00:11:24,999 --> 00:11:26,831
Did you see red?

194
00:11:26,991 --> 00:11:29,290
He didn't come back yet?

195
00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:31,941
That's weird. He was in front
of me in the funnel cake line.

196
00:11:34,885 --> 00:11:37,283
What the...

197
00:11:39,193 --> 00:11:42,345
okay, gals, say, "funnel cake."

198
00:11:42,504 --> 00:11:45,130
funnel cake.

199
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:47,619
oh, my god!

200
00:11:49,216 --> 00:11:51,613
There goes the fun.

201
00:11:52,101 --> 00:11:55,672
Well, I hope you're happy, red forman,
because we are leaving. You two!

202
00:11:55,832 --> 00:11:58,441
get your a-s-ses
back to the car.

203
00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:02,747
You two, get your
b-double o-bs off my husband.

204
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:10,675
I can't believe that lookin' in this
mirror isn't puttin' her in a great mood.

205
00:12:12,388 --> 00:12:14,785
It always works for me.

206
00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:21,532
Man, am I glad
I found you guys.

207
00:12:21,884 --> 00:12:24,282
All these houses look alike.

208
00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:28,771
Except for that red one on the
corner where the clown lives.

209
00:12:29,956 --> 00:12:32,354
That's a mcdonald'S.

210
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,716
well, whatever his
name is, he's funny.

211
00:12:37,122 --> 00:12:38,789
Hey, what's with the baby, man?

212
00:12:38,949 --> 00:12:41,347
I don't know. I can't
get her to quit crying.

213
00:12:41,506 --> 00:12:43,871
Here, let me try.

214
00:12:45,074 --> 00:12:47,060
Yeah.

215
00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,537
yeah.

216
00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:54,696
How'd you do that?
- Babies love me, man,

217
00:12:54,856 --> 00:12:57,174
'cause I'm fuzzy.

218
00:12:58,281 --> 00:13:00,678
I'll go give her a bottle.

219
00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:04,898
That proves it.

220
00:13:05,058 --> 00:13:06,423
My own baby hates me.

221
00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:08,628
That's not true.

222
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,362
She only stopped crying
when leo held her because...

223
00:13:11,521 --> 00:13:13,851
he has the shakes.

224
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,271
No. It's me.

225
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,831
She hardly knows me,

226
00:13:18,991 --> 00:13:21,060
and a girl needs her father,
you know, for guidance.

227
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:24,352
What happens if she grows up
and starts dating, like, fez?

228
00:13:25,947 --> 00:13:28,985
Boy, if she looks anything like
you, she'll be way outta my league.

229
00:13:30,659 --> 00:13:33,838
Kelso, if you really feel like that, you
should start getting to know her now.

230
00:13:34,096 --> 00:13:36,493
Go hold her.

231
00:13:36,829 --> 00:13:39,227
You're right.

232
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,778
Leo?

233
00:13:50,069 --> 00:13:52,447
Oh, my god. They're gone.

234
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,986
Everybody... everybody
just stay calm!

235
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,712
The breast milk is safe.

236
00:14:09,159 --> 00:14:10,170
Are they outside?

237
00:14:10,329 --> 00:14:12,023
Not in the driveway, but
eric went to check the park.

238
00:14:12,183 --> 00:14:13,888
And they're not upstairs.

239
00:14:14,048 --> 00:14:17,919
Although I did find kitty's special occasion
panties hanging on the towel bar.

240
00:14:19,937 --> 00:14:22,623
There's a lot more goin'
on up there than we think.

241
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,404
How could I
let this happen?

242
00:14:27,564 --> 00:14:29,882
I am the worst father ever.

243
00:14:32,141 --> 00:14:34,538
betsy?

244
00:14:35,578 --> 00:14:39,211
No, michael, it's me. I'm callin'
to check in. How's she doing?

245
00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:42,206
How's she doing? Fine.
God, quit smothering her.

246
00:14:43,284 --> 00:14:45,900
Hey, put the phone to
her ear, let me say hi.

247
00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:49,114
it's brooke. She wants
to talk to the baby.

248
00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:52,355
Gimme.

249
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:58,525
hey, mama, send more milk.

250
00:15:01,498 --> 00:15:03,896
Was that fez?

251
00:15:04,663 --> 00:15:06,647
Yeah.

252
00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:09,284
We... we're just
messin' around.

253
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:13,123
But, uh, betsy...
she's... she's sleepin'.

254
00:15:13,282 --> 00:15:16,883
She'S... yeah. She's...
she's sleepin'like a little...

255
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:20,465
somethin' that
sleeps a lot.

256
00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:23,756
Okay. Well,

257
00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:26,381
just give her a kiss for
me, and I'll see you later.

258
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:29,178
Okay.

259
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,077
You guys,

260
00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:38,379
what am I gonna do? I'm... I'm...
I'm really startin'to freak out.

261
00:15:38,731 --> 00:15:41,100
All right, kelso,
just relax.

262
00:15:41,259 --> 00:15:43,664
She's with leo.
He's great with kids.

263
00:15:43,824 --> 00:15:46,159
I'm sure he's watchin'
her like a hawk.

264
00:15:51,268 --> 00:15:53,666
Oh, little sweetie.

265
00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:01,101
What are you doin'
in my house, hippie?

266
00:16:01,945 --> 00:16:04,332
Are you sure
this is your house?

267
00:16:04,492 --> 00:16:07,134
Of course it's my house.

268
00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:09,540
I believe ya.

269
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:12,178
The guy screaming
usually owns the house.

270
00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:21,669
all right, when kitty shows up,
she's gonna be pretty mad. So

271
00:16:23,075 --> 00:16:25,472
I think we should
just leave her here.

272
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:29,073
She can't getany madder.

273
00:16:29,408 --> 00:16:31,806
I think you should
definitely leave her here.

274
00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:33,781
Kitty.

275
00:16:33,941 --> 00:16:36,258
they tried to leave you!
I tried to stop 'em.

276
00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:39,913
Jackie, I'm perfectly fine.

277
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:43,104
I just need to speak to
redin the car for a minute.

278
00:16:50,407 --> 00:16:52,380
How could you, red forman?

279
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:57,343
Steven stayed with jackie, but you went
off and gave my funnel cake to those whores.

280
00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:02,645
I was just trying
to have a little fun.

281
00:17:03,079 --> 00:17:04,216
Oh, yeah?

282
00:17:04,376 --> 00:17:07,558
Well, you can take your
funand shove it up your...

283
00:17:16,157 --> 00:17:18,447
michael, I just want to
talk to my daughter.

284
00:17:18,607 --> 00:17:20,925
I'm sorry, brooke.
She's still asleep.

285
00:17:21,096 --> 00:17:22,048
Kelso,

286
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:26,397
tell her the truth, or I'm gonna touch you
with mrs. Forman's special occasion panties.

287
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,319
Oh, those are
in my backpack.

288
00:17:32,743 --> 00:17:35,140
Okay...

289
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,962
brooke, uh...
about betsy.

290
00:17:39,924 --> 00:17:41,721
There's something
I have to tell you.

291
00:17:41,881 --> 00:17:43,070
Anyone lose a baby?

292
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,379
I found her!

293
00:17:45,539 --> 00:17:47,291
You found her?

294
00:17:47,451 --> 00:17:50,020
No, no, I said,
"I love her."

295
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,086
That is not what you said.

296
00:17:52,246 --> 00:17:56,342
You know what? You never
listen to me. I'm hanging up.

297
00:17:58,242 --> 00:18:00,201
Kelso, you did say
you found her.

298
00:18:00,361 --> 00:18:02,383
You know, you women

299
00:18:02,543 --> 00:18:04,861
all stick together.

300
00:18:07,436 --> 00:18:09,834
think she wants
her daddy.

301
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,733
it's okay.

302
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,210
Daddy's here.

303
00:18:21,327 --> 00:18:23,725
do you hear that?

304
00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:26,387
She stopped crying.

305
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,624
I think she knows it's me.

306
00:18:29,784 --> 00:18:32,101
And I think she likes me.

307
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:36,523
That's so beautiful.

308
00:18:37,175 --> 00:18:39,633
I promised myself
I wouldn't do this.

309
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:48,452
Listen, kitty, I'm sorry
about today. It's just...

310
00:18:48,663 --> 00:18:51,768
they pay those ladies to
flirt with guys like me.

311
00:18:51,928 --> 00:18:54,262
They're almost hookers.

312
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:56,607
I shoulda stayed
in the den.

313
00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:59,217
No, no, no. Those girls
didn't bother me.

314
00:18:59,377 --> 00:19:02,270
I can outlast those tramps
any day of the week.

315
00:19:02,587 --> 00:19:05,577
It was just... seeing
steven and jackie together.

316
00:19:05,737 --> 00:19:06,908
Oh,

317
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:11,139
you can't compare our mature
relationship to what those kids have.

318
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:15,463
Ah, we're past all those highs
and lows. We're like A...

319
00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:18,994
like a sailboat
in a dead calm.

320
00:19:20,774 --> 00:19:23,171
Look, kitty...

321
00:19:23,918 --> 00:19:25,926
the important thing is

322
00:19:26,085 --> 00:19:27,744
every morning,

323
00:19:27,904 --> 00:19:31,953
I get to wake up next to my
favorite girl in the whole world.

324
00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:35,540
Reginald Albert forman.

325
00:19:37,628 --> 00:19:40,025
whoa.

326
00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:41,959
Okay, how about that?

327
00:19:42,118 --> 00:19:43,993
On or off?

328
00:19:44,153 --> 00:19:46,386
Yeah, that's a showstopper.

329
00:19:46,546 --> 00:19:48,639
Oh, that's too bad 'cause
it really turns me on.

330
00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:51,116
No, get... god,
get off of me.

331
00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:54,908
Who loves you?

332
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,392
Your daddy does,
that's who.

333
00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:01,239
Well, I can't remember the last time
you made that much of a fuss over me.

334
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:05,089
Ohh.

335
00:20:05,249 --> 00:20:07,083
There's my baby girl.

336
00:20:07,243 --> 00:20:09,289
Mommy missed you.

337
00:20:09,449 --> 00:20:11,767
Yeah, I don't want
to let her go.

338
00:20:12,008 --> 00:20:14,411
She's so beautiful
and warm.

339
00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:17,113
Well, apparently
I'm ugly and cold.

340
00:20:19,936 --> 00:20:23,039
Oh, here. Look at her smiling.
- There we go.

341
00:20:23,199 --> 00:20:26,162
Oh, I'm so happy
she loves her daddy.

342
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,924
Yeah.
- Yes, It is.

343
00:20:30,705 --> 00:20:31,857
Hey,

344
00:20:32,016 --> 00:20:33,886
listen, uh...

345
00:20:34,045 --> 00:20:36,933
I know I haven't
been around much, but, uh...

346
00:20:38,729 --> 00:20:41,579
that's gonna change'cause
she's my girl, and

347
00:20:42,248 --> 00:20:44,538
I wanna know her.

348
00:20:44,698 --> 00:20:46,755
That would be awesome.

349
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,056
Um...
- I got it.

350
00:20:48,216 --> 00:20:49,840
Grab her stuff, and I'll
go put her in the car.

351
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,317
Yeah, here.

352
00:20:52,615 --> 00:20:55,012
Thanks.

353
00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:14,365
You need help, man.

354
00:21:16,554 --> 00:21:18,951
Yes, I do.

355
00:21:33,134 --> 00:21:35,532
I hate myself.

356
00:21:36,864 --> 00:21:39,262
But the money's just so good.

357
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:44,137
A little faster so it stirs my drink.