1 00:00:03,159 --> 00:00:05,615 Okay, the game is "password." 2 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:08,176 The box says, "using one-word clues, 3 00:00:08,336 --> 00:00:11,781 "get your partner to say the secret word without using the word yourself." 4 00:00:12,091 --> 00:00:14,489 Okay, what if... - donna, please, 5 00:00:15,427 --> 00:00:17,824 I already read the box. 6 00:00:18,544 --> 00:00:20,941 But, fez... - I said box! 7 00:00:21,365 --> 00:00:25,166 Okay, here are your secret words. And good luck. 8 00:00:25,975 --> 00:00:27,971 Okay, eric, 9 00:00:28,131 --> 00:00:30,449 staircase... 10 00:00:31,709 --> 00:00:34,106 jedi. 11 00:00:35,215 --> 00:00:37,613 I'm sorry, that's wrong. 12 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:41,003 Hyde? 13 00:00:41,172 --> 00:00:43,570 um... 14 00:00:43,975 --> 00:00:46,373 fat. 15 00:00:47,753 --> 00:00:49,947 Staircase, 16 00:00:50,107 --> 00:00:52,425 fat... 17 00:00:52,641 --> 00:00:53,839 escalator! - Yes! 18 00:00:53,999 --> 00:00:55,153 That is correct! 19 00:00:55,313 --> 00:00:56,714 What? - What the hell? 20 00:00:56,873 --> 00:00:59,191 Jackie, see me later for your prize. 21 00:01:01,601 --> 00:01:05,131 Oh, we are so better than you. 22 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:06,201 Eric, 23 00:01:06,361 --> 00:01:09,186 how did you get "jedi" from "staircase"? 24 00:01:09,346 --> 00:01:12,540 Uh, donna, the path to becoming a jedi 25 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:15,040 has many steps. 26 00:01:15,728 --> 00:01:19,969 You guys, I just took my baby girl to the playground, and she's just like her daddy. 27 00:01:20,129 --> 00:01:22,952 She's way cuter than all the other babies 28 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:25,697 and she eats bugs. 29 00:01:26,740 --> 00:01:30,186 Wow, michael, you've spent every weekend this month with betsy. 30 00:01:30,346 --> 00:01:33,511 The only other thing you've done this consistently was cheat on me. 31 00:01:34,438 --> 00:01:35,378 That's not true. 32 00:01:35,538 --> 00:01:39,037 He also glues himself to stuff with amazing regularity. 33 00:01:40,081 --> 00:01:40,998 Whatever. 34 00:01:41,158 --> 00:01:44,651 Look, brooke is totally starting to trust me now with betsy. 35 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:48,233 And she's letting me pick out betsy's godparents. 36 00:01:48,393 --> 00:01:51,128 And she only has one rule... it can't be fez. 37 00:01:52,635 --> 00:01:55,012 Well, that is a smart rule. 38 00:01:55,172 --> 00:01:57,851 Godparents? Like we need any more responsibilities. 39 00:01:58,011 --> 00:02:00,625 I know, such a burden. 40 00:02:00,784 --> 00:02:01,942 Okay, 41 00:02:02,102 --> 00:02:06,222 so I've been thinking about this a lot, all right? And it's a big deal. So, 42 00:02:06,902 --> 00:02:08,218 eric, donna... 43 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:09,142 uh-oh... 44 00:02:09,302 --> 00:02:13,340 please scooch over so I can ask hyde and jackie if they'll be betsy's godparents. 45 00:02:14,313 --> 00:02:16,368 What the hell? - Hyde and jackie? 46 00:02:16,528 --> 00:02:19,479 We win! I was voted most popular, 47 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,222 best legs and now godmother? 48 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,806 What can't I do? 49 00:02:25,107 --> 00:02:27,430 And the password is... 50 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:29,911 a burn. 51 00:02:32,328 --> 00:02:35,344 That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 19 "Who's been sleeping here" 52 00:02:35,504 --> 00:02:38,476 Traduction par Guzo 53 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:41,588 Merci à Raceman 54 00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:44,714 www.forom.com 55 00:03:10,812 --> 00:03:13,229 Oh, my god, this place is a mess! 56 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:16,302 Well, it's obvious. You've had a break-in. 57 00:03:18,238 --> 00:03:20,635 And that pizza box is a clue. 58 00:03:22,508 --> 00:03:24,905 Yep, they're italian. 59 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:30,093 Someone broke into my store. 60 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,595 What if they stole something? 61 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:34,072 Oh, no. 62 00:03:38,408 --> 00:03:40,805 It's okay. My stash is safe. 63 00:03:41,602 --> 00:03:43,481 Not entirely. 64 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,189 I got into it a little bit yesterday. 65 00:03:46,786 --> 00:03:48,830 You guys, what are we gonna do? 66 00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:50,787 What are we gonna do? 67 00:03:50,947 --> 00:03:52,334 We don't have to do nothing. 68 00:03:52,494 --> 00:03:55,272 Nothing big was taken. Probably some kids having fun. 69 00:03:55,432 --> 00:03:56,673 Fun? 70 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:58,677 Yeah, you know, fun... 71 00:03:58,837 --> 00:04:01,155 that thing you've never had. 72 00:04:02,488 --> 00:04:05,370 I have plenty of fun, okay? 73 00:04:05,530 --> 00:04:06,409 Michael, 74 00:04:06,568 --> 00:04:08,886 I'm fun, right? 75 00:04:09,843 --> 00:04:12,241 You're good-lookin'. 76 00:04:16,034 --> 00:04:19,222 Well, I think you would make a great godparent, eric. 77 00:04:19,382 --> 00:04:22,017 You were so sweet with your pet fish. 78 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:25,396 Remember? You'd feed it potato chips and say, 79 00:04:25,555 --> 00:04:27,884 "look, everybody, fish and chips." 80 00:04:32,136 --> 00:04:35,666 All I remember is flushing it down the toilet when he killed it. 81 00:04:37,684 --> 00:04:40,253 Who takes a fish out of the tank? 82 00:04:41,684 --> 00:04:44,082 I just needed to hug something. 83 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:49,148 Why do think kelso didn't choose us? 84 00:04:49,308 --> 00:04:52,643 Well, picking godparents can be very nerve-racking. 85 00:04:52,803 --> 00:04:56,164 When laurie was born, we agonized over that decision for weeks. 86 00:04:56,324 --> 00:04:59,487 And we chose well. Mike and cookie were good people. 87 00:04:59,803 --> 00:05:01,143 Wait, so 88 00:05:01,303 --> 00:05:03,240 who are my godparents? 89 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,717 Well, they're the... 90 00:05:09,807 --> 00:05:12,205 the hoffenschloffers. 91 00:05:14,075 --> 00:05:16,444 I'm sorry, the who? 92 00:05:16,603 --> 00:05:18,886 The higgengloopers. 93 00:05:19,046 --> 00:05:22,637 Okay, I think you just said the hoffenschnoppers, 94 00:05:22,837 --> 00:05:25,254 and then you said the hingengloobers, 95 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:29,591 and I'm not sure, but I don't think we know any hoffenschnoppers or hingengloobers. 96 00:05:29,755 --> 00:05:32,262 Come on, what's supposed to happen to me if you guys die? 97 00:05:32,422 --> 00:05:34,757 Maybe you'll finally move out and get a job. 98 00:05:35,737 --> 00:05:36,886 Ugh. 99 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:40,024 You know, the responsibilities of being a godmother never ends. 100 00:05:40,184 --> 00:05:42,866 You know, I spent all day buying matching outfits. 101 00:05:44,836 --> 00:05:48,712 You know, life is so much more fulfilling now that I'm shopping for two. 102 00:05:49,603 --> 00:05:52,794 Okay, being a godmother isn't all about buying stuff. 103 00:05:53,158 --> 00:05:54,462 Oh, yeah? 104 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,940 What's it about then? 105 00:05:57,334 --> 00:05:59,731 Oh, you don't know either. 106 00:06:01,287 --> 00:06:02,444 You guys, 107 00:06:02,603 --> 00:06:04,168 great news. 108 00:06:04,328 --> 00:06:07,147 Brooke is gonna let me have betsy on the weekends. 109 00:06:07,307 --> 00:06:08,324 Oh, my god. 110 00:06:08,483 --> 00:06:09,860 If betsy's coming here on weekends, 111 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:13,248 we're gonna need matching godmother/goddaughter badminton skirts. 112 00:06:14,327 --> 00:06:16,520 Now you're just trying to make me mad. 113 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,784 Okay, you know what? We don't have to stand here and take this. Let's go. 114 00:06:18,944 --> 00:06:20,508 Yeah. Where are we going? 115 00:06:20,668 --> 00:06:25,375 Um, I don't know, but we are just going to stand outside until they leave! 116 00:06:31,501 --> 00:06:35,229 Well, I am proud of you, michael, getting so involved in your baby's life. 117 00:06:35,389 --> 00:06:38,097 A child needs a strong, loving father. 118 00:06:38,257 --> 00:06:41,178 Well, I am glad you feel that way. 119 00:06:41,338 --> 00:06:44,626 So you won't mind when betsy visits if we stay up in laurie's room? 120 00:06:44,786 --> 00:06:47,121 No. 121 00:06:48,979 --> 00:06:51,377 No babies. 122 00:06:52,005 --> 00:06:54,402 We get enough crying around here with eric. 123 00:06:56,057 --> 00:06:58,159 Come on. Laurie's not using it. 124 00:06:58,319 --> 00:07:01,042 It's a great room with a very comfortable bed. 125 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,118 How the hell would you know that? 126 00:07:06,481 --> 00:07:09,951 Uh, laurie always has such... 127 00:07:10,111 --> 00:07:12,445 good posture. 128 00:07:15,047 --> 00:07:17,580 That indicates a quality mattress. 129 00:07:18,436 --> 00:07:20,187 What's wrong with your house, honey? 130 00:07:20,347 --> 00:07:22,664 It's not safe. 131 00:07:23,223 --> 00:07:26,879 If my brothers don't step on her, one of the dogs probably will. 132 00:07:27,371 --> 00:07:28,617 You have dogs? 133 00:07:28,777 --> 00:07:31,095 We don't know whose they are. 134 00:07:39,065 --> 00:07:40,850 Hey, you're here early. 135 00:07:41,010 --> 00:07:42,869 Not early enough. 136 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,346 We were broken into again. 137 00:07:45,518 --> 00:07:48,134 Well, at least these kids leave more than they take. 138 00:07:49,588 --> 00:07:51,986 We're not being robbed, man. We're being cluttered. 139 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,194 I'm calling the cops. 140 00:07:54,353 --> 00:07:56,469 No, don't call the cops. 141 00:07:56,629 --> 00:07:57,548 Why not? 142 00:07:57,708 --> 00:08:00,026 Cause then they show up and they act all cop-py. 143 00:08:01,569 --> 00:08:02,862 You know what I think? 144 00:08:03,022 --> 00:08:05,571 I think you're the one coming in here at night. 145 00:08:05,731 --> 00:08:08,125 Why would I come here when I have a house? 146 00:08:08,927 --> 00:08:11,324 Well, a basement. 147 00:08:12,328 --> 00:08:15,578 Why don't you tell me about the $10 missing from the register? 148 00:08:15,823 --> 00:08:17,408 Are you accusing me of stealing? 149 00:08:17,568 --> 00:08:21,122 Well, you don't want me to call the cops, and of all the people I know... 150 00:08:21,282 --> 00:08:23,616 and I know 28 people... 151 00:08:24,269 --> 00:08:27,480 you are by far the most likely to burgle. 152 00:08:28,359 --> 00:08:31,527 Yeah, you know, I don't actually have to take this from you, angie. 153 00:08:32,841 --> 00:08:35,129 I thought you didn't call the cops. 154 00:08:35,289 --> 00:08:36,783 I didn't. 155 00:08:36,943 --> 00:08:37,909 Guys, 156 00:08:38,069 --> 00:08:40,511 I don't know how to turn off the siren! 157 00:08:47,332 --> 00:08:49,665 Hey, fez, let me ask you a question. 158 00:08:49,825 --> 00:08:51,839 If you were choosing godparents, 159 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,774 wouldn't you choose donna and me? 160 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,589 Well, in my country, we don't have godparents. 161 00:08:55,749 --> 00:08:58,344 If something happens to your parents, tough crap. 162 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:02,009 You're a bum. 163 00:09:02,169 --> 00:09:04,582 You americans and your safety nets. 164 00:09:08,746 --> 00:09:11,655 Eric, are your folks around? - Why? 165 00:09:11,815 --> 00:09:14,773 Do you wanna bestow some honor on them that we should rightly have? 166 00:09:15,172 --> 00:09:18,711 No. I'm trying to sneak this crib up into laurie's room, 167 00:09:18,871 --> 00:09:22,609 and I figure if I get it up there, there's no way they can get it down 'cause they're too old. 168 00:09:24,015 --> 00:09:26,691 Kelso, I just can't believe you picked hyde over me. 169 00:09:26,851 --> 00:09:30,286 I mean, what exactly was your criteria in choosing a godparent? I mean, 170 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:32,782 was it the ability to shoplift a keg? 171 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:38,850 My reasons are complicated. 172 00:09:39,678 --> 00:09:42,076 Complicated or stupid? 173 00:09:43,314 --> 00:09:45,712 There are elements of both. 174 00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:59,235 Down. 175 00:09:59,596 --> 00:10:00,193 But... 176 00:10:00,352 --> 00:10:02,670 Down. 177 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:15,164 Well, we were broken into again last night, but you already know that since it was you. 178 00:10:16,858 --> 00:10:18,725 Yeah, you busted me, angie, 179 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:22,559 sneaking into my own store so I can eat pizza and listen to neil sedaka. 180 00:10:24,576 --> 00:10:28,874 After the second break-in, I had michael install a hidden surveillance camera. 181 00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:31,368 It's the same one he tried to use in my shower. 182 00:10:32,759 --> 00:10:34,806 You spied on me? - Yep, 183 00:10:34,966 --> 00:10:37,674 and I thought we could watch the tape for the first time together. 184 00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:40,281 Hey, I'm watching "perry mason." 185 00:10:41,654 --> 00:10:44,363 Oh, guess what. Perry mason wins. 186 00:10:47,562 --> 00:10:52,171 It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it. 187 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,885 oh, look, there's michael. 188 00:11:12,434 --> 00:11:15,378 Even when he's not here, I have to see his ass. 189 00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:20,483 I've seen it almost as many times as I've seen his face. 190 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,113 Oh, look, someone's coming in. 191 00:11:27,799 --> 00:11:30,196 Fez? - Fez? 192 00:11:34,075 --> 00:11:37,427 Hey, red. Am I late for "perry mason"? Ooh, who's that handsome... 193 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:48,290 uh-oh. 194 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:50,401 Fez, what are you doing there? 195 00:11:50,561 --> 00:11:52,879 It was a secret. 196 00:11:53,989 --> 00:11:56,397 I- I thought I was alone. 197 00:11:57,155 --> 00:12:00,710 Okay, I know fez pretty well, and if he thought he was alone, 198 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:04,087 we need to stop this tape right now. 199 00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:14,089 fez, man, why were you staying at the record store? 200 00:12:14,453 --> 00:12:17,608 Well, last week my bible-thumping host parents... 201 00:12:19,768 --> 00:12:24,859 found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. 202 00:12:27,357 --> 00:12:29,755 And then they gave me a bible. 203 00:12:31,296 --> 00:12:35,035 Well, I wish you had been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office. 204 00:12:35,194 --> 00:12:36,776 You know, angie, 205 00:12:36,936 --> 00:12:39,253 some things you could keep to yourself. 206 00:12:40,516 --> 00:12:44,161 I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends. 207 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,794 It's my damn latin pride. 208 00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:48,603 So you're latin. 209 00:12:48,763 --> 00:12:51,080 No, just my pride is. 210 00:12:57,408 --> 00:13:00,153 And I also have a swiss sense of frugality. 211 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,941 Steven, how could you not know your friend was a hobo? 212 00:13:07,794 --> 00:13:10,191 Well, now that I think about it, 213 00:13:10,668 --> 00:13:13,095 some things do make more sense. 214 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,650 Man, where the hell are my keys? 215 00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:19,334 Oh, here they are. I just borrowed them. 216 00:13:20,402 --> 00:13:22,800 But I didn't make a copy. 217 00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:24,451 Why would you make a copy? 218 00:13:24,611 --> 00:13:25,645 Why would I borrow them? 219 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,748 To make a copy. 220 00:13:26,908 --> 00:13:28,953 Why would I make a copy? 221 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:31,430 Okay. 222 00:13:42,074 --> 00:13:44,396 Did you just take a shower here? 223 00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:46,689 No. 224 00:13:46,849 --> 00:13:48,883 Why are you wearing a towel? 225 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:51,614 Because otherwise I'd be naked. 226 00:14:01,705 --> 00:14:02,622 Oh, 227 00:14:02,782 --> 00:14:05,099 there they are. 228 00:14:08,461 --> 00:14:11,194 Hey, I was just happy he was wearing underwear again, all right? 229 00:14:16,547 --> 00:14:19,036 I can't believe kelso didn't choose us. 230 00:14:19,196 --> 00:14:20,831 What could be wrong with us? 231 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,115 Well, 232 00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,819 there's nothing wrong with you. I love you just the way you are. 233 00:14:24,978 --> 00:14:28,351 Yeah, and I love you just the way you... - although, well... 234 00:14:30,439 --> 00:14:31,989 it might be that you don't have a job. 235 00:14:34,579 --> 00:14:37,927 here it comes. Oh, you've just been dying to get this off your chest, huh? 236 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,898 I don't have a job. I play with toys. 237 00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:44,574 Maybe you'd like to talk about how I didn't show up for the wedding, too? 238 00:14:44,891 --> 00:14:49,341 Oh, well, I don't need to talk about that because I relive it every morning when I wake up alone! 239 00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:52,326 Oh, really? Well, you used to be a redhead! 240 00:14:52,486 --> 00:14:55,522 You dyed your hair. God, it's like everything about you now is so fake! 241 00:14:55,682 --> 00:14:57,299 Whoa! 242 00:14:57,459 --> 00:14:58,800 You said you loved my hair. 243 00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:02,031 I had to say that, donna, to keep you happy. You trap people. 244 00:15:02,191 --> 00:15:05,169 You're a trapper. Nobody wants a trapper for a godmother. 245 00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:07,620 Okay, wait a minute. 246 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,256 What are we doing? 247 00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,734 You know what? You're right. Let's back up. 248 00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:16,345 Why do we wanna be godparents so bad? 249 00:15:16,505 --> 00:15:17,758 Well... 250 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,684 I want it for the joy of nurturing the spiritual growth of a child. 251 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,618 I want it for the prestige. 252 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:28,257 Yeah, me too. I was just saying that. 253 00:15:33,095 --> 00:15:35,493 Hello! 254 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,133 Why does everybody look so serious? 255 00:15:41,936 --> 00:15:44,334 did the good year blimp crash? 256 00:15:45,538 --> 00:15:47,935 Why? 257 00:15:48,412 --> 00:15:50,810 No reason. 258 00:15:51,591 --> 00:15:55,051 Some people shoot bottle rockets at it. 259 00:15:56,659 --> 00:16:01,127 Fez has been living in the record store because his host parents threw him out. 260 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:05,325 What kind of parents would kick a child out? 261 00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:08,891 And will they teach me how they did it? 262 00:16:11,155 --> 00:16:14,356 You wanna be mean, you don't get a sandwich. 263 00:16:16,361 --> 00:16:19,038 I think what they did to you is just awful. 264 00:16:19,198 --> 00:16:20,645 He broke into my store. 265 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,267 Which you accused me of doing. 266 00:16:23,427 --> 00:16:27,180 Accusing your own brother. You don't get a sandwich either. 267 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,156 Anyway, fez, maybe you can stay in laurie's room. 268 00:16:32,316 --> 00:16:33,469 No. 269 00:16:33,629 --> 00:16:36,282 I would rather fill that room with cement. 270 00:16:37,714 --> 00:16:40,527 Yeah, respect a man's wishes. 271 00:16:40,687 --> 00:16:43,021 Besides, that room's for me and betsy. 272 00:16:45,269 --> 00:16:47,667 I don't get a sandwich. 273 00:16:50,281 --> 00:16:52,679 Okay, I have an idea. 274 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,495 You and fez both need a place to live, right? 275 00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:57,810 Yeah. 276 00:16:57,970 --> 00:17:01,269 And living alone can get kind of lonely, can't it? 277 00:17:01,515 --> 00:17:03,912 Sometimes I cry myself to sleep. 278 00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:06,918 You see where I'm going with this? 279 00:17:07,078 --> 00:17:07,985 I do. 280 00:17:08,145 --> 00:17:11,585 We each get our own apartment and we call each other on the phone a lot. 281 00:17:13,238 --> 00:17:15,636 Or we could be roommates! 282 00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,342 Roommates? 283 00:17:19,502 --> 00:17:22,576 That is an awesome idea! 284 00:17:24,762 --> 00:17:27,159 What were you thinking of, mrs. Forman? 285 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:33,304 That... 286 00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:35,781 you two should be roommates. 287 00:17:36,197 --> 00:17:38,595 Oh, thanks, but we already thought of that. - Yeah. 288 00:17:42,993 --> 00:17:44,004 All right, 289 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,746 why did you choose them over us? 290 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:48,685 Is it 'cause I don't have a job? 291 00:17:48,844 --> 00:17:51,086 Is it because I dyed my hair? 292 00:17:51,246 --> 00:17:54,693 Look, I don't have a job because hyde turned me into a burnout. 293 00:17:55,794 --> 00:17:59,572 And I dyed my hair because jackie destroyed my self-esteem. 294 00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:02,481 Also, I rock as a blonde. 295 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,910 Are you beginning to see the influence that they have on people? 296 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:07,363 I'm telling you, if you stick with them, 297 00:18:07,523 --> 00:18:10,685 your daughter's just gonna be a burnout, low self-esteem lump with no job. 298 00:18:11,594 --> 00:18:14,277 All right, you're just trying to make us look bad. 299 00:18:14,437 --> 00:18:16,818 Yeah, they're doing a decent job of it. 300 00:18:17,348 --> 00:18:19,745 Kelso, why did you pick us? 301 00:18:21,571 --> 00:18:23,968 Great. Now I feel awkward. 302 00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:28,176 Look, I picked them because I think they're gonna last longer than you. 303 00:18:29,326 --> 00:18:29,970 What? 304 00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:32,538 They just broke up and got back together. 305 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,165 Well, at least they're doing somethin'. 306 00:18:36,091 --> 00:18:37,490 What are you guys doin'? 307 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,967 You don't know. Nobody knows! 308 00:18:40,277 --> 00:18:42,801 They're just a safer bet right now. 309 00:18:42,961 --> 00:18:44,783 Oh, my god. 310 00:18:44,943 --> 00:18:47,832 This is better than when he made us godparents. 311 00:18:49,017 --> 00:18:51,415 We win everything! 312 00:18:52,852 --> 00:18:53,981 Wow. 313 00:18:54,141 --> 00:18:56,339 Well... 314 00:18:56,499 --> 00:18:58,816 I don't really have a speech prepared, but... 315 00:19:00,548 --> 00:19:02,945 I just wanna thank you guys for sucking. 316 00:19:06,788 --> 00:19:08,995 Look, you guys, 317 00:19:09,155 --> 00:19:12,253 if I knock somebody else up, you're totally on the list. 318 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,417 I can't believe he doesn't think we're gonna last. It's... 319 00:19:21,187 --> 00:19:23,113 you don't think he's right, do you? 320 00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:26,245 Well, I don't know. We have kind of been drifting this last year. 321 00:19:26,405 --> 00:19:27,734 No, 322 00:19:27,894 --> 00:19:29,949 no, not drifting. You know, 323 00:19:30,109 --> 00:19:32,427 exploring. 324 00:19:32,656 --> 00:19:34,899 Exploring is drifting, eric. 325 00:19:35,059 --> 00:19:38,451 Oh, you know what? This is all your fault. You're always saying that 326 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,641 something is something else. 327 00:19:40,801 --> 00:19:43,924 God, it's like you're a big, blonde thesaurus. 328 00:19:44,674 --> 00:19:47,305 Well, excuse me for knowing words, eric. 329 00:19:47,465 --> 00:19:50,909 Okay, you know what? This fight keeps going nowhere, and you wanna know why? 330 00:19:51,069 --> 00:19:54,549 We are actually freaking out over something that kelso said. 331 00:19:54,983 --> 00:19:59,317 Kelso, the guy who doesn't understand how hot dogs survive in the wild without eyes. 332 00:20:01,252 --> 00:20:04,034 Okay, so you're not... you're not worried, then? 333 00:20:04,194 --> 00:20:06,169 No. 334 00:20:06,329 --> 00:20:09,473 I don't know. Maybe a little bit, but I'll tell you what. 335 00:20:10,786 --> 00:20:12,325 I'm gonna find a job. 336 00:20:12,485 --> 00:20:14,425 Great, and I'm gonna dye my hair back. 337 00:20:14,585 --> 00:20:17,365 No, oh, no, no. The blonde stays. 338 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,231 I'm still using it. 339 00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:27,537 All right, man, you accused me of stealing, 340 00:20:27,696 --> 00:20:30,164 so I've thought up a very clever way of getting you back. 341 00:20:30,324 --> 00:20:33,423 Today you wear the rainbow afro. 342 00:20:35,948 --> 00:20:39,879 Actually, you know what? I don't think so. 343 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,357 Watch this. 344 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,475 luck be a lady tonight 345 00:20:54,302 --> 00:20:57,844 luck be a lady tonight 346 00:21:00,352 --> 00:21:05,702 luck if you've ever been a lady to begin... 347 00:21:08,424 --> 00:21:09,963 I don't care about that. 348 00:21:10,123 --> 00:21:12,717 Everybody knows I sing sinatra all the time. 349 00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:15,766 Whoa, shoplifter! 350 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:18,244 Amateur. 351 00:21:22,061 --> 00:21:25,632 here's two bedrooms with one and a half baths. 352 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,640 A half bath? 353 00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:32,465 How does the water stay in? 354 00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:35,567 Here's one with a dishwasher. 355 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:39,026 Ah, I don't want another foreigner living with us. 356 00:21:40,411 --> 00:21:42,808 We don't need a dishwasher anyway. 357 00:21:43,113 --> 00:21:45,192 Who's gonna do the dishes? 358 00:21:45,352 --> 00:21:47,669 We'll just order in. 359 00:21:47,993 --> 00:21:50,391 You never wanna take me anywhere.