1 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:08,636 I'm so glad I graduated high school. 2 00:00:08,796 --> 00:00:12,007 You know, it is such a relief to finally know everything. 3 00:00:13,229 --> 00:00:15,704 I can't believe I graduated a year ago. 4 00:00:16,203 --> 00:00:18,695 It's, like, I feel like I've done nothing. 5 00:00:19,382 --> 00:00:22,138 Man, time really flies when you take two naps a day. 6 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:25,731 Well, I wouldn't say you've done nothing. I mean, you've... 7 00:00:26,517 --> 00:00:28,915 wow, you really sat on your ass. 8 00:00:29,877 --> 00:00:31,883 Yep, forman, we've all passed you by. 9 00:00:32,043 --> 00:00:34,597 I'm running a record store. Donna's a deejay. 10 00:00:34,757 --> 00:00:37,088 Kelso's a cop. 11 00:00:38,373 --> 00:00:40,213 Even fez has a job now. 12 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:42,834 What is it again, man, uh, shower girl? 13 00:00:44,386 --> 00:00:46,721 Makeup lady? 14 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:49,214 Shampoo boy! 15 00:00:50,307 --> 00:00:52,024 Eh, I was close. 16 00:00:52,183 --> 00:00:56,018 Wait a second. This mean I'm the loser of the group now? 17 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:59,539 You are the one that's still living with your mommy. 18 00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:02,376 Man, you're still living with your mommy. 19 00:01:02,536 --> 00:01:05,066 Not for long. Me and Fez are looking for apartments. 20 00:01:05,226 --> 00:01:09,506 Then the only time I'll see my mom is when she's doing my laundry, cooking my meals, 21 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,958 taking me to the dentist. 22 00:01:13,283 --> 00:01:15,188 Well, eric, I feel kind of bad. 23 00:01:15,348 --> 00:01:17,206 You wouldn't even be thinking about this kind of stuff 24 00:01:17,366 --> 00:01:20,082 if you weren't caught in the blinding light of my bright future. 25 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,565 You know, the scary thing is, if one year went by this fast, 26 00:01:23,725 --> 00:01:26,129 imagine where eric is gonna be in ten years. 27 00:01:36,911 --> 00:01:39,657 Thanks for going with me to the "star trek" convention, 28 00:01:39,902 --> 00:01:42,299 "uhura." 29 00:01:44,795 --> 00:01:47,192 You can call me donna now. 30 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,558 That's good, fez, 31 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:57,211 but I think it's gonna be more like this... 32 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:06,096 thanks for going with me to the "star wars" convention, 33 00:02:06,529 --> 00:02:08,927 "leia." 34 00:02:11,025 --> 00:02:13,423 You can call me Donna now. 35 00:02:19,836 --> 00:02:24,058 No, man. You're both wrong. Actually, it's gonna go like this... 36 00:02:31,241 --> 00:02:33,810 thanks for going with me to the "star wars" convention, 37 00:02:34,233 --> 00:02:36,631 "leia." 38 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:42,868 You can call me mom now. 39 00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:48,283 Whoa. 40 00:02:48,443 --> 00:02:51,355 Eric, they're joking around. It's funny. 41 00:02:51,515 --> 00:02:53,950 No, Donna, it's not funny. In fact... 42 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,072 it's completely possible! 43 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,699 That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 20 "Gimme Shelter" 44 00:03:03,859 --> 00:03:07,011 Traduction par Guzo 45 00:03:07,171 --> 00:03:10,313 Merci à Raceman 46 00:03:10,473 --> 00:03:13,812 www.forom.com 47 00:03:34,450 --> 00:03:37,117 Every one of my friends has a career path except for me. 48 00:03:37,277 --> 00:03:38,959 Even kelso. Kelso... 49 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:42,512 the kid who thinks that N. A.T. O. Is japanese for "neato." 50 00:03:44,328 --> 00:03:46,666 You know, it's just not fair. 51 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:49,363 I mean, you sleep late, and you watch tv all day... 52 00:03:49,523 --> 00:03:51,854 the job offers should be rolling in. 53 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:57,656 Why don't you look into that chiropractic school I suggested? 54 00:03:57,816 --> 00:03:59,912 They're having an enrollment seminar. 55 00:04:00,072 --> 00:04:03,413 You know, a chiropractor is a very prestigious job, 56 00:04:03,573 --> 00:04:07,603 especially if you move someplace where they don't have real doctors. 57 00:04:09,578 --> 00:04:10,740 Well, 58 00:04:10,899 --> 00:04:13,929 I guess chiropractor is as good as anything I've come up with. 59 00:04:14,516 --> 00:04:16,873 I have wasted an entire year 60 00:04:17,033 --> 00:04:18,792 doing absolutely nothing. 61 00:04:18,951 --> 00:04:19,658 Hey, 62 00:04:19,818 --> 00:04:23,327 how about a job stating the obvious, 'cause you're getting really good at that. 63 00:04:29,475 --> 00:04:32,504 So you're gonna be a chiropractor, huh? 64 00:04:32,664 --> 00:04:36,771 All right, every chick patient that you have, you have to tell her the problem is her tailbone, 65 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:39,677 that way you get to grab around on her butt. 66 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,876 Kelso, I'm doing this' cause I want to help people. 67 00:04:44,369 --> 00:04:46,767 A handful of ass is just a perk. 68 00:04:48,628 --> 00:04:53,282 Okay, so I just want to remind everybody about my graduation dinner party tomorrow night. 69 00:04:53,442 --> 00:04:55,587 Be there by 6:00 for the champagne toast. 70 00:04:55,747 --> 00:04:58,064 Free champagne? I'm in! 71 00:04:59,326 --> 00:05:01,724 Free toast? I am in, too. 72 00:05:02,478 --> 00:05:04,051 Jackie, a dinner party? 73 00:05:04,211 --> 00:05:05,916 Can't we do something fun like 74 00:05:06,076 --> 00:05:08,882 drive up to the border and throw stuff at canadians? 75 00:05:10,595 --> 00:05:13,396 I mean, they never fight back, 'cause they're canadian. 76 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:19,812 Steven, this dinner party is an important event to mark my entrance into womanhood. 77 00:05:20,292 --> 00:05:23,683 Didn't that happen three years ago in the backseat of kelso's car? 78 00:05:28,093 --> 00:05:30,825 I love talking about this in front of hyde. 79 00:05:31,213 --> 00:05:33,631 Yeah, me too, 'cause that way, I can do this. 80 00:05:35,050 --> 00:05:37,448 Too hard! 81 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:40,648 Michael, 82 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,927 I circled some apartment listings for you and fez. 83 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:47,953 I found a great apartment for janet meyers after her divorce. 84 00:05:48,113 --> 00:05:51,063 It has a murphy bed for when her kids come to visit. 85 00:05:51,556 --> 00:05:53,953 They never do. 86 00:05:54,171 --> 00:05:56,569 She's in A. A. 87 00:05:58,016 --> 00:06:00,036 Look at all these places for rent. 88 00:06:00,196 --> 00:06:02,825 Man, I hope we can find one that's got everything my baby needs. 89 00:06:03,048 --> 00:06:05,446 Oh, kelso, you're always putting me first. 90 00:06:13,078 --> 00:06:15,764 Not you, moron! 91 00:06:16,656 --> 00:06:19,053 Betsy. My daughter. 92 00:06:19,644 --> 00:06:23,538 It's amazing how one tiny person has changed my life so much. 93 00:06:23,924 --> 00:06:26,322 You changed mine, too. 94 00:06:35,851 --> 00:06:40,475 Dr. Don loves being a chiropractor, and you know why? 95 00:06:40,779 --> 00:06:47,958 Because the cosmos has ordained dr. Don to make people feel good. 96 00:06:51,025 --> 00:06:55,529 Do you get the feeling that dr. Don writes himself a few too many prescriptions? 97 00:06:57,089 --> 00:06:58,570 No, I think he's cool, 98 00:06:58,729 --> 00:07:00,680 and I love the way he calls himself dr. Don. 99 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:03,158 Eric's impressed. 100 00:07:04,211 --> 00:07:11,012 Within these hands lies an unexplainable magic that melts away the troubles of the world. 101 00:07:11,172 --> 00:07:16,945 And dr. Don will prove it to you by demonstrating on this attractive blonde in the front row. 102 00:07:17,911 --> 00:07:22,371 No, I'm only here to make sure my boyfriend doesn't sneak out to play "space invaders." 103 00:07:23,265 --> 00:07:25,496 Step on up here, little lady. 104 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:28,376 Donna, come on. I need to make a good impression. 105 00:07:28,536 --> 00:07:31,075 Look, one little medical experiment isn't gonna kill you. 106 00:07:31,978 --> 00:07:34,804 Come on. Here we go, right on up here. 107 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,625 And 108 00:07:36,785 --> 00:07:39,542 now just relax. 109 00:07:39,718 --> 00:07:44,926 Dr. Don has been known to cause patients serious joy. 110 00:07:47,706 --> 00:07:49,081 wow. 111 00:07:49,241 --> 00:07:50,722 That felt great. 112 00:07:50,882 --> 00:07:53,044 Uh-oh. I think your tailbone's out of whack. 113 00:07:53,204 --> 00:07:55,522 All right, show's over. No. Come on. 114 00:08:03,010 --> 00:08:08,113 Man, we gotta have this place. It's perfect for the baby. It already smells a little bit like throw up. 115 00:08:08,757 --> 00:08:12,839 Mrs. Forman, you found us a great apartment. I could just kiss you. 116 00:08:13,414 --> 00:08:15,811 Can I kiss you? 117 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,006 Bob, what are you doing here? 118 00:08:21,556 --> 00:08:23,364 you're selling your house because you're broke. 119 00:08:23,524 --> 00:08:27,433 I knew something was wrong when I didn't see you wearing fur this winter. 120 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:30,787 No, I come to open houses to meet women. 121 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:34,003 If a lady's looking for her own place, she's either single 122 00:08:34,163 --> 00:08:36,255 or running away from a bad relationship. 123 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,393 Either way, 124 00:08:37,553 --> 00:08:39,794 I win. 125 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:42,596 Is everything all right over... 126 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,176 It's you. 127 00:08:48,215 --> 00:08:49,144 Fenton. 128 00:08:49,304 --> 00:08:52,941 I'd shake your hand, but I'm afraid I'd catch some kind of third world herpe. 129 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:56,576 That's fine. I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10-foot pole. 130 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,199 I wouldn't touch you with a 20-foot pole. 131 00:08:58,359 --> 00:08:59,419 You don't even have a 20-foot pole! 132 00:08:59,578 --> 00:09:01,896 Maybe I'll go buy one just so I can't touch you with it! 133 00:09:06,951 --> 00:09:08,055 Fez, 134 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,050 who is this guy? 135 00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:11,727 This is 136 00:09:11,887 --> 00:09:13,499 Fenton. 137 00:09:13,658 --> 00:09:15,976 We are having a feud. 138 00:09:16,839 --> 00:09:17,590 Oh. 139 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:20,068 Filling out an application, hmm? 140 00:09:20,943 --> 00:09:24,330 Yes. We we got here first, so don't even think about applying. 141 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:27,159 I don't have to. I'm the landlord. 142 00:09:27,319 --> 00:09:29,165 The lord of the land. 143 00:09:29,325 --> 00:09:33,297 And I'm gonna lord it over you while your butts land outside. 144 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:37,617 mmm, that was clever. 145 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,914 Oh, yeah? 146 00:09:40,074 --> 00:09:45,698 Well, I was gonna give you this $5 to get the apartment, but now you can forget it. 147 00:09:48,995 --> 00:09:51,393 That was clever. 148 00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:05,432 Too slow, old man. 149 00:10:06,728 --> 00:10:09,567 Fez, if you're not polite, he's gonna figure out you're living here. 150 00:10:13,732 --> 00:10:15,575 You're living here? 151 00:10:15,735 --> 00:10:18,342 Oh, great. You blew it, fez. 152 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,363 Red, he has nowhere else to go. 153 00:10:26,087 --> 00:10:28,484 Well, know this, pelé... 154 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,426 you gotta sleep sometime. 155 00:10:34,585 --> 00:10:37,493 And during the war, when they were sleepin', 156 00:10:37,653 --> 00:10:39,989 that's when I got 'em. 157 00:10:42,822 --> 00:10:45,195 That wasn't too bad. 158 00:10:45,355 --> 00:10:47,721 He called you "pelé." 159 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,678 He is a terrific soccer player. 160 00:10:51,289 --> 00:10:54,053 Oh, everything is set for the party tonight. 161 00:10:54,213 --> 00:10:58,065 Oh, and, fez, I need you to get there a little early so you can park everyone's cars. 162 00:10:58,839 --> 00:11:00,355 Sorry, jackie, I can't make it. 163 00:11:00,514 --> 00:11:01,141 What? 164 00:11:01,301 --> 00:11:03,421 Yeah, kelso and I have to go find an apartment tonight, 165 00:11:03,581 --> 00:11:06,440 or red is going to kill me in my sleep. 166 00:11:07,586 --> 00:11:09,780 Yeah, and I can't let fez go alone. 167 00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:10,988 Why not? 168 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:14,165 'Cause then I'll have to go to your party, which I don't want to do. 169 00:11:15,303 --> 00:11:17,323 No, no, no, kelso, you have to go. 170 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,758 If you're not there and fez is not there, 171 00:11:19,918 --> 00:11:22,408 it's gonna be pretty damn obvious that I'm not there. 172 00:11:23,569 --> 00:11:26,446 Okay, steven, I understand you don't like dinner parties. 173 00:11:26,606 --> 00:11:28,323 But just let me make my case. 174 00:11:28,482 --> 00:11:30,800 Ohh! You're going! 175 00:11:36,638 --> 00:11:39,476 You know, the more I read this chiropractor booklet, 176 00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:42,859 the more I'm starting to see that this might be the perfect job for me. 177 00:11:43,019 --> 00:11:45,419 Like, it says right here, you need soft hands. 178 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:49,560 How many times have you said you didn't even know I was touching you? 179 00:11:51,695 --> 00:11:53,532 Here. 180 00:11:53,692 --> 00:11:56,453 Let me get a crack at that neck. 181 00:11:56,613 --> 00:11:59,397 Shouldn't we wait until you're, like, a little more experienced? 182 00:11:59,557 --> 00:12:01,334 Experienced? Uh, 183 00:12:01,493 --> 00:12:03,811 donna, I'm on page 12. Let's do this. 184 00:12:10,589 --> 00:12:13,068 Uh-oh. That did not sound good. 185 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,323 Eric, I can't move my neck. Fix it. 186 00:12:15,482 --> 00:12:18,886 Okay. I'm sure the booklet says something about... 187 00:12:19,449 --> 00:12:21,554 oh, here it is. 188 00:12:21,714 --> 00:12:24,696 Um, okay, I'm gonna need you to sign a release of liability. 189 00:12:33,446 --> 00:12:35,150 Poor donna. 190 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,495 I think I hurt her pretty bad. 191 00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,255 Her neck's stuck, just 192 00:12:39,414 --> 00:12:41,732 tilted over like this. 193 00:12:41,983 --> 00:12:43,686 Yeah, but on the upside, it looks like 194 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,604 she's really interested in everything I have to say. 195 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,308 So she's got a bad neck. 196 00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:52,044 Quit whining. 197 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:54,521 I've gone out with girls that don't even have necks. 198 00:12:55,256 --> 00:12:57,653 "hi, fez." 199 00:13:00,326 --> 00:13:01,489 One time 200 00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:04,798 this girl whipped her head around to look at me, 'cause I'm hot, 201 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,293 and her neck just snapped. 202 00:13:07,692 --> 00:13:10,121 And then she collapsed into the jukebox. 203 00:13:10,929 --> 00:13:12,151 Kelso, 204 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,532 that was the fonz. 205 00:13:14,692 --> 00:13:17,052 Well, where do you think they got it from? 206 00:13:17,826 --> 00:13:18,849 Forman, 207 00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:21,380 forget being a chiropractor, man. The way I see it, 208 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:24,592 you're diligent, tidy and detail-oriented. 209 00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:27,400 So I think you should become a professional 210 00:13:27,686 --> 00:13:30,084 butt wiper. 211 00:13:30,256 --> 00:13:32,123 Oh, come on, man, this is serious. 212 00:13:32,282 --> 00:13:34,480 Eric, you gotta start off slow. 213 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,293 First you should be an amateur butt wiper. 214 00:13:38,056 --> 00:13:40,116 What's wrong with you two? 215 00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:41,899 So rude. 216 00:13:42,059 --> 00:13:43,729 Eric, I think you should move to paris. 217 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:46,530 That way you can become a butt wipiér. 218 00:13:58,257 --> 00:14:00,038 how'd the apartment search go? 219 00:14:00,198 --> 00:14:03,182 Not so good. They can't find anything they like. 220 00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:05,557 Well, how can you be picky? 221 00:14:05,717 --> 00:14:08,035 You lived in a jungle. 222 00:14:09,496 --> 00:14:13,366 Any place without a gorilla charging at you should be paradise. 223 00:14:15,471 --> 00:14:18,509 Red, I don't think he lived with gorillas. 224 00:14:19,365 --> 00:14:21,763 Did you? 225 00:14:22,052 --> 00:14:24,449 Where the blazes are you from? 226 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:28,708 Apparently, gorilla land. 227 00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:32,532 We found one place yesterday that was perfect, but we can't get it 'cause 228 00:14:32,692 --> 00:14:35,356 fez and the landlord are having a feud. 229 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,061 Well, 230 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,700 you're not spending another night under my roof. 231 00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:42,442 So come on, we're gonna go have a chat with this landlord. 232 00:14:42,806 --> 00:14:44,544 What's this guy got against you anyway? 233 00:14:44,704 --> 00:14:47,557 Who knows? That's like asking you why you hate commies. 234 00:14:48,649 --> 00:14:51,035 You don't know why. You just do. 235 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,168 I know exactly why I hate commies. 236 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,645 They wouldn't stop shooting at me. 237 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,577 Okay, then something else you hate. 238 00:14:59,342 --> 00:15:02,509 Oh, you should have said the vienna boys choir. 239 00:15:04,585 --> 00:15:06,983 I just want to punch them in the mouth. 240 00:15:13,886 --> 00:15:16,283 How you doing, my little buttercup? 241 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:23,514 Great. 242 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:26,058 "The brady bunch" is so much funnier sideways. 243 00:15:28,005 --> 00:15:32,711 Okay, so at my party tonight, I want everyone to give heartfelt speeches about me, 244 00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:35,217 okay? So here they are. 245 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,814 I don't think I can make it to your party. 246 00:15:39,974 --> 00:15:42,136 Wait, but, donna, you have to. 247 00:15:42,296 --> 00:15:45,830 I'm afraid I'm out, too. I gotta tend to my crooked little flower here. 248 00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:50,121 You know, eric, calling me cute little nicknames doesn't make up for what you did. 249 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,247 Okay. 250 00:15:51,407 --> 00:15:53,194 Hey, whatever you say, 251 00:15:53,354 --> 00:15:55,672 my little crazy straw. 252 00:15:56,148 --> 00:15:58,297 I can't believe everyone bailed out on me. 253 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:01,920 You know, tonight was really important to me, and it's like no one even cares. 254 00:16:02,307 --> 00:16:03,905 Jackie, 255 00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:06,541 you look like you really need to talk this through, huh? 256 00:16:07,985 --> 00:16:10,382 I'll go get Mrs. Forman. 257 00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:17,103 Are you Fenton? 258 00:16:17,263 --> 00:16:18,701 I'm here to talk to you about the apartment. 259 00:16:18,861 --> 00:16:23,109 Well, you're in luck. It's still available. And F. Y. I., so am I. 260 00:16:24,305 --> 00:16:26,789 Look, I have a wife. 261 00:16:26,949 --> 00:16:30,209 Well, I have a football, but I never use it. 262 00:16:31,652 --> 00:16:36,070 Red, I know you said wait in the car, but fez keeps playing his crazy bongo music. 263 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,622 It's called jazz, you philistine. 264 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,646 Oh. You're with them. 265 00:16:41,806 --> 00:16:43,722 Deal's off. I have to get to yoga. 266 00:16:43,882 --> 00:16:45,358 Hey, can't we talk about this? 267 00:16:45,518 --> 00:16:47,079 No. - See, I told you he was going to be... 268 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:50,127 just shut it, or I'll shut it for you. 269 00:16:51,055 --> 00:16:52,335 Well, 270 00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:56,330 you just don't take crap from anyone, do you, Mr. Man? 271 00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,790 I knew this was gonna be a waste of time. Come on, fez. 272 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,567 We'll go figure out some other place to live with the baby. 273 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:06,261 Baby? No one mentioned they had a baby. 274 00:17:06,421 --> 00:17:08,564 That... that's so progressive. 275 00:17:08,724 --> 00:17:09,491 Progressive? 276 00:17:09,651 --> 00:17:13,606 Well, how can I not give the apartment to two men raising a child together? 277 00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:17,047 Oh. 278 00:17:18,532 --> 00:17:20,564 Yeah, progressive. 279 00:17:20,724 --> 00:17:22,697 Yeah, that's what they are. 280 00:17:22,857 --> 00:17:25,174 They're as progressive as hell. 281 00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:28,376 Why, they're like newlyweds. 282 00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,743 Mmm. I wish I knew what that was like. 283 00:17:30,903 --> 00:17:33,990 Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. 284 00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:44,194 well, red convinced fenton to give us the apartment. 285 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:48,473 Yeah, and red seemed so happy. All the way home, he just kept looking at us and laughing. 286 00:17:49,576 --> 00:17:54,719 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that red told fenton that we knew a lot of chicks. 287 00:17:55,904 --> 00:17:57,725 'Cause fenton kept checking me out, 288 00:17:57,885 --> 00:18:00,302 like he could tell that I knew a lot of chicks. 289 00:18:02,738 --> 00:18:06,992 Eric, I can't believe that you crippled my angel, my pride and joy. 290 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:09,026 It kills me seeing her like this. 291 00:18:09,186 --> 00:18:11,504 Then why are you bringing her over here? 292 00:18:11,899 --> 00:18:13,411 Oh, I got a date. 293 00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:15,194 I met a lady at the open house. 294 00:18:15,354 --> 00:18:19,250 She's got crow's feet, but she works in a sandwich shop, so I bent the rules. 295 00:18:21,995 --> 00:18:25,193 Look, donna, I'm so sorry about what happened. 296 00:18:25,353 --> 00:18:29,055 You know, I've been thinking about it, and I don't think I ever really wanted to be a chiropractor. I was just, 297 00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:31,677 you know, grasping at straws. 298 00:18:31,837 --> 00:18:34,844 I'd nod in agreement, but, you know, I'm paralyzed. 299 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,590 Eric, 300 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,983 you know what I'm realizing about you? 301 00:18:40,143 --> 00:18:42,461 You're not good at anything. 302 00:18:42,846 --> 00:18:46,083 That's not true, kelso. Don't forget butt wiping. 303 00:18:46,611 --> 00:18:49,047 Oh, you know what? You guys suck. 304 00:18:49,207 --> 00:18:52,253 Whenever you're in trouble, I don't burn you. I mean, 305 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:56,049 usually 'cause it's hard for me to think of things right on the spot, but also 'cause, 306 00:18:56,209 --> 00:18:57,495 you know, I try to help. 307 00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,231 That's actually true. 308 00:18:59,391 --> 00:19:01,675 I mean, Fez, remember when you wanted to learn how to kiss, 309 00:19:01,835 --> 00:19:04,587 and eric taught you by sticking m&m's to the mirror? 310 00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:11,447 That never happened. 311 00:19:12,768 --> 00:19:14,400 I know how to kiss. 312 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,878 Oh, shut it, donna. 313 00:19:17,096 --> 00:19:21,519 Yeah, and, kelso, how about that time I stayed up with you all night to study for that math final. 314 00:19:21,679 --> 00:19:24,976 I mean, sure, nothing stuck, but, you know, I blame nature for that. 315 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,834 Yep, some people you just can't reach. 316 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,990 You know, forman, 317 00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:34,125 if you can teach fez how to kiss 318 00:19:34,285 --> 00:19:37,335 and kelso how to do math, you can probably teach anybody anything. 319 00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:40,190 Why don't you just become a teacher? 320 00:19:41,311 --> 00:19:43,577 That actually makes a lot of sense. 321 00:19:43,737 --> 00:19:47,436 I mean, you have all this knowledge about stuff you have no ability to do. 322 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,015 A teacher? 323 00:19:55,175 --> 00:19:57,079 Well, I do like helping people. 324 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,557 I mean, I'd love to help kids. 325 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,147 Yeah. 326 00:20:02,307 --> 00:20:04,625 Like, "Mr. Forman." 327 00:20:06,214 --> 00:20:08,612 That just feels really great. 328 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:13,317 Yeah, a teacher. That just feels so... right. 329 00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:16,686 There it is. Forman's gonna be a teacher. 330 00:20:16,846 --> 00:20:19,210 This calls for a toast. 331 00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,829 All right. 332 00:20:25,387 --> 00:20:26,727 To forman. 333 00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:29,204 To forman. - To forman. 334 00:20:30,326 --> 00:20:32,724 What's going on? 335 00:20:33,211 --> 00:20:36,275 You guys are all too busy to come to my party, and here you are 336 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,753 having a party. 337 00:20:38,912 --> 00:20:41,292 For you. 338 00:20:41,627 --> 00:20:43,913 To jackie. 339 00:20:44,073 --> 00:20:46,391 To jackie. - To jackie. 340 00:20:46,856 --> 00:20:48,418 Okay, I don't believe you. 341 00:20:48,578 --> 00:20:51,125 But as long as I'm center of attention, I'll take it. 342 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:55,460 Jackie, grab a beer. This is a great day. 343 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:58,829 You graduated. They found an apartment. And guess what? 344 00:20:59,182 --> 00:21:00,545 I'm gonna be a teacher. 345 00:21:00,705 --> 00:21:03,016 Eric, you know what you should teach? 346 00:21:03,176 --> 00:21:05,568 Butt wiping. 347 00:21:07,006 --> 00:21:09,740 Fez, that was really inappropriate. 348 00:21:10,244 --> 00:21:12,642 Eric, you should teach history. 349 00:21:13,035 --> 00:21:15,433 The history of butt wiping. 350 00:21:24,246 --> 00:21:25,491 how's your neck, honey? 351 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,972 Oh, it still hurts. - Come over here. 352 00:21:29,132 --> 00:21:31,938 I'm a nurse. I know what to do. 353 00:21:35,481 --> 00:21:37,878 Take two of these. 354 00:21:39,818 --> 00:21:41,908 Are you sure this is for neck pain? 355 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:46,093 Neck pain, headaches, bad days... they take the edge off of everything.