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That was probably

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our second-best
potato chip war ever.

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What the hell?

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We'll clean it
up later, dude.

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I'm not your "dude," and
you never clean anything up.

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Well, we mean to, but then we leave, and then
we come back, and it's already cleaned up.

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You eat my food,
you dirty up my house

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and every time I
go into a bedroom,

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I have to wonder about finding one
of you naked with some poor girl!

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Well, at least you know that if you
find me naked in a room, I'm by myself.

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All right, I want everybody who doesn't
live in this house to get out now!

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You know what? You're
a real bummer, man.

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Come on, fez, let's
go to our new apartment

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where people can do whatever
they want, whenever they want.

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Just like the bible says,

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"let my people do
whatever they want."

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eric,

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the high school sent over your transcript, which
means you can start applying to teachers' college.

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Now you tell me what school you wanna
go to, and I will send them a pie.

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Because you cannot eat a lady's pie and
then not let her son into the school.

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I gotta admit, forman,

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it's nice finally seeing you
do something with your life.

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It almost inspires me to make my record
store the best damn store in the region.

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Nah.

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It says here that eric got
an "I-n-c" in gym class.

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"I-n-C."

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I bet that stands
for "incredible."

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Kitty, it's "incomplete."

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I know. You have to
add the "redible."

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You have failed "to meet the
requirements for graduation.

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To receive your diploma, "you
must attend summer session P. E."

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Ha!

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Ha?

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I didn't graduate, and all
you have to say is "ha"?

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Oh.

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And also, hee hee.

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This sucks.

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Yep, but you have to
remember one thing, forman.

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It only sucks for you.

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That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 21
"2120 so... Michigan ave"

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Traduction par Guzo

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Merci à Raceman

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www.forom.com

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I can't believe
I'm back in gym,

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or as I like to call it, "the
institute of things I can't do."

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Casey kelso?

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Hi there, pinciotti.

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Wow, look who you got with
you... little foreplay.

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Yep, that's me, okay.
Okay, okay! Okay.

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And, ms. Forman, god, you get
younger every time I see you.

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Oh, me too.

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Yeah. Yeah,

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yeah. Pinciotti, you
are looking so good.

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I'm sorry I've ever
broke up with you?

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thing is, see, I got this tendency
to, uh... what's the word?

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Smolder?

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I think the word
you're looking for is

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ditch, bail, run away.

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No, no.

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Oh, wait, did
you say "bail"?

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Yeah, yeah.

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So, casey,

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how did we get so lucky
to see you here today

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a little bit sweaty?

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well, um, I'm the teacher.

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no way.

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That's funny. It looks like a normal gym, but
apparently I've stumbled into the mouth of hell.

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The coach

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needed someone to fill in, so he called the
best quarterback that point place high ever had.

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And I figured, you know, the
cheerleaders... they practice in here,

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so it'd give me a good chance to see what's
gonna be on the market in a couple years.

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I can't believe that you get to decide
whether or not I graduate high school.

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Well, look, I tell you what,

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you give me one pull-up over there,
I'll tell the school you passed.

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Okay.

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Okay, let's get this done,
foreplay. Get over there.

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Hey, pinciotti, you see all these
eighth grade boys checking you out?

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No, they're not. Really?

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Hi, boys!

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All righty,

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let's get this done.

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Here we go!

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just, uh,

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getting in a really
good stretch here.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me show
you how it's done, foreplay.

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I don't know, man. It's
trickier than it looks.

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You rea... oh, you
got it. Good, yeah.

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That's what I was going for.

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Phew, is it hot
in here or what?

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Okay, fez,

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this bedroom's clearly better,
'cause it has its own bathroom, so

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I'm go ahead and be the bigger
man and give it to myself.

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But I need a room
with its own bathroom.

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Otherwise I'm gonna have to walk
through the living room when, you know,

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when I want to have
a moment with myself.

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That's too bad. I want it.

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I want it.
- Well, I want it!

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I want it!
- I want it!

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I'll kill you!
- What?

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Okay, wait, wait.

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Fine, you can take it.

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I don't want it anyway.

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I was in there earlier,

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and I think I heard voices.

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Voices?

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What kind of voices?

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Well, they weren't unfriendly.
They kept saying, "get out!"

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I don't want
the haunted room.

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Well, I don't want it.
- Well, I don't want it!

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Okay, fine.

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I'll take the room of death,

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but you owe me one.

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Thanks, man.

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hi, boys.

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I brought you a
housewarming gift...

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glass grapes!

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every so often, someone
tries to eat one.

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It's a real
conversation-starter.

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I remember.

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Hmm, you know, it looks like you
might need some help unpacking.

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Kitty, no!

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Oh, just sit. I'll
just be a minute.

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But remember, you are a
guest in these kids' home,

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just like they've been a
guest in our home for years.

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Yeah.

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I'm a guest,

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just like they've been
guests in my house.

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Hey, that was my program.

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Yeah, that's a bummer.

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Oops.

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What kind of animal just
dumps food on someone's couch?

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I'll clean it
up later, dude.

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Okay, that's it.
You're going down.

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Or I mean,

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I'm coming up.

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Hey, let's not pretend like this
is gonna happen, okay, forehead?

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Forehead? That'S...

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come on, man,
that's not even good.

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They're all good
to me, forehead,

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but tell you what.

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I'll pass you if you
can tell me one thing.

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How does a guy that
can't even do one pull-up

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get someone like donna?

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Wow.

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You know, at least
I'm not the dillhole

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who's strutting around the gym with
my whistle thinking I'm all cool

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because I'm teaching summer
school P. E. To a bunch of botards.

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Man,

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I think it's really weird that
you'd say that to me, forehead,

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especially since I was just
about to sign your transcript, but

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I don't know. Now it seems
like I've lost my pen.

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You didn't lose...

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okay, listen up.

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I want to teach you
all a little game.

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It's called target.

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Yeah!

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Ooh, what's target?

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all right, all moved in.

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Château kelso is
open for business.

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You know, "château"
is german for "mister."

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Michael, you should have gotten
the room with the bathroom.

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You earned it be being
born better-looking.

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Oh, well,

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I coulda had it, but fez said that
there were evil spirits in there,

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so I made him take it.

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Sucker.

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Man, I can't believe
you fell for that,

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especially after that time he told you evil spirits
lived in that hot dog, and then you gave him that.

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Wait, are you saying
he's tricking me?

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Foreigners always lie.

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That's how the indians tricked
us into buying new mexico.

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You boys are gonna
need a plumber.

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I tried to flush your pillow down
the toilet. It just wouldn't go.

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Ooh, matches!

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Hi, honey.

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How was your first
day of school?

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It was awful. Casey's
definitely gonna fail me.

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Oh, that doesn't
sound like my casey.

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I mean, the world's casey.

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Man, it's like I finally figured out what I want to do
with my life, and now I might never be able to do it,

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and might I add, through
no fault of my own.

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Eric, the last time you used the phrase
"through no fault of my own" was when you said,

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"donna, your cat's dead

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"through no
fault of my own,"

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which I later found out meant,
"donna, I ran over your cat."

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What did you do in class?
Were you being a porky mouth?

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What?

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No! A little bit, yeah.

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Well, there's only
one thing to do.

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I'm gonna have to put on some
lipstick and go apologize to casey.

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Fez, you made up all that
stuff about the room!

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And I want the room,
so give it back!

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You give it back!
- You give it back!

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You give it back!
- You give it back!

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hi, casey.

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Hey.

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Look, I wanted to
talk to you about eric.

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Who?

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Foreplay.

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Oh, yeah.

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Look, I want to know if you can just
go ahead and let him get his diploma,

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because it's really
important to him...

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and me.

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There might be one way I
can pass the little guy.

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You know, all you gotta do is, you
know, just go out with me on a date.

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Casey, I'm with eric!

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Who?

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I'm not saying it again.

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Okay, come on, one date! 'Cause
I'm still trying to figure out

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why I ever broke
up with a blonde.

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I was a redhead then.

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Man, I gotta start
paying attention.

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so get this.

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I went down to the
gym to talk to casey,

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and he said that the only way he'd pass
you is if I'd go out on a date with him.

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What?

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00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,655
Oh, thank you,
donna, thank you!

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So you'd let me
go out with him?

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Well, donna, if you
really loved me, I mean,

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you'd date other men.

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Get bent!

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Now if she really loved
me, she'd date other women.

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Okay, the competition for who gets the better
bedroom is gonna be based on the miss america pageant.

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Ooh, I'll be miss texas.

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That bitch always wins.

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Okay, the first event is the
talent portion of the competition.

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okay.

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Judges,

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I present you with
a dramatic scene

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from the major motion
picture "the godfather."

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Aah! there's an
entire horse in my bed!

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Why would you do this,
godfather? Why?

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And then the horse says...

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"let this be a warning."

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The horse doesn't
talk, kelso.

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Oh, yeah, I was
thinking of "jaws."

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aah, look at my jaws!

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Fez, you're up.

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I think we're gonna give
this round to the foreign kid.

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I just ran into donna.

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Oh, was she on a
date with casey?

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00:15:47,135 --> 00:15:50,126
No, and she doesn't
seem too happy with you.

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I don't know
why she's so mad.

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00:15:52,831 --> 00:15:55,481
Well, you'll often find
as you go through life

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that when you try to turn your
girlfriend into a prostitute,

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she gets cranky.

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Okay, but, dad,

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passing P. E. Is all
that's standing between me

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and the rest of my life.

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You're lucky this table is standing
between my foot and your ass.

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Now you go down there with
donna and do a pull-up

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and earn the respect of that
woman who inexplicably loves you!

253
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You know what? You're
right. I gotta do this.

254
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I can do this.

255
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I just gotta be like
luke in "star wars."

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I just have to really
believe that I can.

257
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Yeah, but I don't believe I can,
so this is nothing like that.

258
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Any tricks to
doing a pull-up?

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Yes.

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You pull...

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up.

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Thanks, obi-wan.

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Eric,

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what are we doing here?

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You gonna make me sell a
kidney so you can pass math?

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No, we're here, because
I'm a man, damn it!

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Hey, buddy,

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guess what. You're not
taking my girlfriend out.

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Guess why. 'Cause I'm about to pass gym fair
and square on the basis of my own strength.

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Sidebar.

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What are you doing?

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I'm doing a pull-up, woman.

273
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Wow, it looks like somebody really
had their wheaties this morning.

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Actually,

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I had cocoa puffs,

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so I'm cuckoo, man, cuckoo!

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Donna,

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stand back,

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mostly because I'm gonna be

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kicking my legs a lot.

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You can do it, eric.

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Never gonna
happen, foreplay.

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foreplay,
foreplay, foreplay!

284
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It's not "foreplay,"

285
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it's forman!

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Eric, you did it!

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Wow, congratulations.

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So we going out or what?

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Look, stay away from my girl, okay,
casey kelso? Or wait, maybe I should say

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casey

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smellso.

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Smellso?

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Wow,

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that's really cold, forman.

295
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You know, I'm just gonna go
sign your transcript, 'cause

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I don't think I want to
hang out anymore, okay?

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Eric, I am so proud of you.

298
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I'd hug you back, but,

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well, I can't move my arms.

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We're back.

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I told red he had to fix the very unsanitary
thing he did with a pillow in your bathroom.

302
00:18:57,193 --> 00:19:00,211
So we're gonna have to skip
the swimsuit competition,

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because fez won't promise
not to show us his wee-wee.

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00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:08,273
So we're gonna go
right into interview.

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Each of you will have to answer the question,
"why do you deserve the better room?"

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Michael, you go first.

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Okay.

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Well,

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judges,

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you may look in there
and see just a room,

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but I see a place where
I can raise my daughter

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and watch her grow

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and

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create memories

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until the day that

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I see her walk
out that door.

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And then through the
living room here and

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out the main door.

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oh!

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Michael, that's
really beautiful.

321
00:19:57,127 --> 00:19:59,524
Yeah, kelso, real nice.

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Let me tell you a
story about a young boy

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who dreamt of one day

324
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being in america

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in a room just like that.

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And with a tear in his
eye, he said, he said...

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which means,

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"I want it.

329
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"I want it.

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"I want it."

331
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,435
Well, now I vote they
both get the room.

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I guess the only
way to solve this

333
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is a footrace
to the room.

334
00:20:45,814 --> 00:20:46,798
Go!

335
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,569
It's mine!

336
00:20:48,729 --> 00:20:52,520
Ha ha! I got here first!
The room is mine!

337
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,938
Gross! Old people sex!

338
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,335
red, you said you
locked the door!

339
00:21:06,117 --> 00:21:08,514
sorry, dudes.

340
00:21:16,330 --> 00:21:18,727
The room's yours.

341
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100!

342
00:21:23,635 --> 00:21:24,583
You know,

343
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:28,291
I bet we could make it to 200 if
that shirt wasn't weighing you down.

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00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:31,909
Well, uh, the only way the
shirt's coming off is if I get a

345
00:21:32,069 --> 00:21:34,759
kiss from the best-looking
lady in point place.

346
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,605
Well, bring it
in, dreamboat!

347
00:21:39,236 --> 00:21:41,592
Oh, casey!

348
00:21:41,752 --> 00:21:42,756
"Oh, casey"?

349
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:45,666
Oh, casey you see

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00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:48,076
by the dawn's early light

351
00:21:48,236 --> 00:21:51,277
I just had the most
patriotic dream.