1 00:00:03,428 --> 00:00:06,850 hey! Great news. I'm on my way to becoming a teacher. 2 00:00:07,010 --> 00:00:10,933 I filled out all my college applications in red pen. 3 00:00:13,035 --> 00:00:15,478 That's a little... that's, like, a little teacher joke. 4 00:00:16,564 --> 00:00:18,054 Well, now look at him... 5 00:00:18,214 --> 00:00:21,331 out of bed and doing something productive before noon. 6 00:00:21,491 --> 00:00:23,826 Honey, you're like a marine. 7 00:00:25,212 --> 00:00:26,336 A marine? 8 00:00:26,496 --> 00:00:30,938 The only time I ever saw him storm a beach was when he was running away from a jellyfish. 9 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:33,966 Hey, dad, all I need from you now 10 00:00:34,126 --> 00:00:37,918 is a financial statement so the school can see where I'm getting the old moola. 11 00:00:39,309 --> 00:00:40,957 Uh, well, um, 12 00:00:41,117 --> 00:00:43,338 bad news. I, uh... 13 00:00:43,498 --> 00:00:47,628 I spent your college money to keep the muffler shop going. 14 00:00:48,295 --> 00:00:49,424 What? 15 00:00:49,584 --> 00:00:53,834 This is really weird, because my parents, instead of paying for my college, 16 00:00:53,994 --> 00:00:56,341 bought me a muffler. 17 00:00:58,627 --> 00:01:00,447 Dad, how am I supposed to pay for college? 18 00:01:00,607 --> 00:01:04,014 Look, with this damn mild winter, nobody's muffler rusted. 19 00:01:04,174 --> 00:01:05,696 I tried to rust them. 20 00:01:05,856 --> 00:01:09,611 I went out at night and sprinkled salt all over the streets. 21 00:01:10,079 --> 00:01:12,477 Not my good kosher salt. 22 00:01:13,153 --> 00:01:16,791 Yes, kitty, I sprinkled the streets of point place 23 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:19,280 with your half-pound bag of salt. 24 00:01:20,963 --> 00:01:22,549 Wait. Mom, you knew about this? 25 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:27,124 And you just said, "please, go ahead. "Take my son's college money and use it on a muffler shop"? 26 00:01:27,284 --> 00:01:29,613 No. 27 00:01:30,915 --> 00:01:34,877 I think your father asked me if I thought you would amount to anything, 28 00:01:35,037 --> 00:01:38,412 and I said, "I really, really hope so." 29 00:01:39,965 --> 00:01:44,473 And then he said, "I'm spending eric's college money on my muffler shop." 30 00:01:44,632 --> 00:01:49,157 And then I made the best blueberry cobbler I have ever made. 31 00:01:49,614 --> 00:01:51,901 Man, that was good. 32 00:01:52,061 --> 00:01:54,271 Best cobbler ever. 33 00:01:54,431 --> 00:01:55,210 Huh. 34 00:01:55,370 --> 00:01:57,462 I remember that cobbler. 35 00:01:57,621 --> 00:02:00,359 I always wondered why, when I said it was so good, 36 00:02:00,519 --> 00:02:04,100 you said, "at least I can give you this," and started to cry. 37 00:02:04,581 --> 00:02:06,554 Well, look at the bright side. 38 00:02:06,713 --> 00:02:09,918 There's always a place for you at a failing muffler shop. 39 00:02:12,344 --> 00:02:16,015 So the upshot is, I have absolutely no money for college. 40 00:02:16,238 --> 00:02:19,208 Eric, don't worry. There are plenty of ways to get money for school. 41 00:02:19,368 --> 00:02:21,901 Yeah, man. You could always get a football scholarship. 42 00:02:22,980 --> 00:02:27,473 Hey, look, he weighs about as much as a football, and people do like to kick him. 43 00:02:28,669 --> 00:02:29,968 I know what you should do. 44 00:02:30,128 --> 00:02:33,004 You should go to hollywood and become the next gene wilder. 45 00:02:34,201 --> 00:02:36,598 That guy's a laugh riot. 46 00:02:37,661 --> 00:02:39,526 Eric, you should go see mr. Bray. 47 00:02:39,685 --> 00:02:42,265 Finding money for college is what high school guidance counselors do. 48 00:02:42,425 --> 00:02:45,784 Yeah, they also spend a lot of time staring at themselves in the mirror saying, 49 00:02:45,944 --> 00:02:48,602 "I can't believe "I'm a high school guidance counselor." 50 00:02:50,601 --> 00:02:53,612 I don't know about mr. Bray. I don't think he really liked me. 51 00:02:53,772 --> 00:02:56,467 One time I told him I was being bullied, and he just said, 52 00:02:56,795 --> 00:02:59,193 "what'd you expect?" 53 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,168 All right, I'll go with you. 54 00:03:02,328 --> 00:03:04,186 He'll help. He totally loved me... 55 00:03:04,346 --> 00:03:06,940 in almost entirely appropriate ways. 56 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,440 Okay, 57 00:03:09,599 --> 00:03:13,086 I'm breaking up with angie. All we have anymore is hot sex. 58 00:03:14,130 --> 00:03:16,804 Hot sex? All I have is hot soup. 59 00:03:18,153 --> 00:03:20,550 Can't make love to that. 60 00:03:20,977 --> 00:03:23,375 Too damn hot. 61 00:03:25,974 --> 00:03:28,194 So, kelso, you gonna break up with her your usual way... 62 00:03:28,354 --> 00:03:31,254 send a note saying you got kidnapped by kung fu robots? 63 00:03:32,544 --> 00:03:36,702 No, it won't work with her. She doesn't even believe in kung fu robots. 64 00:03:38,498 --> 00:03:40,118 Just gonna have to talk to her. 65 00:03:40,278 --> 00:03:42,441 Whoa! Kelso, 66 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,898 you never break up with a girl to her face. 67 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,393 You usually have me tell her you're dead. 68 00:03:48,256 --> 00:03:50,537 And then when she eventually sees you, 69 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:53,015 you have me tell her you're a ghost. 70 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:56,951 Michael, why don't you do what you did with me? 71 00:03:57,233 --> 00:03:59,630 Toilet paper my house! 72 00:04:01,063 --> 00:04:02,519 I can't do that to angie. 73 00:04:02,679 --> 00:04:06,236 I respect her too much 'cause she agreed to have sex with me so fast. 74 00:04:07,386 --> 00:04:09,276 Look, I don't care how you do it. 75 00:04:09,436 --> 00:04:11,959 I'm just happy you won't be violating my sister anymore. 76 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,945 Yeah, I know you hated it, hyde. 77 00:04:15,105 --> 00:04:19,014 I would have broken up with her sooner if I didn't find it so hilarious. 78 00:04:21,993 --> 00:04:24,691 you be nice, or I will marry her. 79 00:04:29,975 --> 00:04:33,045 That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 22 "2000 Light Years From Home" 80 00:04:33,205 --> 00:04:36,210 Traduction par Guzo et Yvan 81 00:04:36,370 --> 00:04:39,605 Merci à Raceman 82 00:04:39,765 --> 00:04:43,063 www.forom.com 83 00:05:04,224 --> 00:05:05,915 I'm so glad you came by, daddy. 84 00:05:06,075 --> 00:05:08,564 Well, I missed you guys. I'm not just your rich boss. 85 00:05:08,724 --> 00:05:11,054 I'm also your rich dad. 86 00:05:11,272 --> 00:05:14,978 In fact, everyone related to me, grab some cash from the register. 87 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,838 Uh, I've already been in there once today. 88 00:05:20,065 --> 00:05:22,462 But you're the boss. 89 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,975 okay. I can do this. 90 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:32,446 I'm just gonna tell angie that things are fizzling between us, and we should end it. 91 00:05:32,606 --> 00:05:35,001 Hey, how's it going, sweets? - Not bad, toots. 92 00:05:37,297 --> 00:05:39,694 Oh, him. Go, go, go. 93 00:05:41,285 --> 00:05:43,421 Okay. Well, um, 94 00:05:43,581 --> 00:05:45,899 we need to talk about something. 95 00:05:46,477 --> 00:05:48,875 This might be kind of hard to take. 96 00:05:50,512 --> 00:05:51,969 Fez still wets the bed. 97 00:05:52,129 --> 00:05:54,446 What? - Eww! 98 00:05:55,462 --> 00:05:58,748 At least we're still together. I'll see you later. 99 00:05:59,932 --> 00:06:02,330 I'm going to wet your bed. 100 00:06:03,428 --> 00:06:09,145 Hey, angie, can you recommend a record? Something dean martiny, but not dean martin, 101 00:06:09,954 --> 00:06:13,004 because I don't like that he didn't wave to me in atlantic city. 102 00:06:13,989 --> 00:06:19,403 Well, I don't know much about dean martin, but I do know that the top-selling record this week is blondie. 103 00:06:20,037 --> 00:06:22,434 A broad, huh? 104 00:06:23,169 --> 00:06:25,138 Is she jazzy? 105 00:06:25,298 --> 00:06:27,598 Well, I know she's blonde. 106 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:30,073 Here you go, bob. Try this joey bishop. 107 00:06:30,233 --> 00:06:32,831 He swings like dean, but he'll wave at anybody. 108 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,415 Good job knowing the number one album, honey. 109 00:06:38,575 --> 00:06:40,040 I love watching you in action, 110 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,517 because the more you work, the less I have to. 111 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:47,533 Well, I'm just trying to get ready for the day you kick the bucket, and I get everything. 112 00:06:49,092 --> 00:06:51,489 Just like her mother. 113 00:06:54,557 --> 00:06:55,956 Oh, my god. 114 00:06:56,116 --> 00:07:00,447 I can't believe I have to tell my high school guidance counselor that I spent an entire year doing nothing. 115 00:07:00,607 --> 00:07:02,948 He's gonna think I'm such a loser. 116 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:06,138 Oh! Donna, let's tell him it's you. 117 00:07:07,397 --> 00:07:10,072 No. You're a much more believable loser. 118 00:07:11,022 --> 00:07:14,646 Oh, come on. He won't judge you. He loves you. 119 00:07:15,175 --> 00:07:17,572 I mean, jeez, he asked you to prom. 120 00:07:20,428 --> 00:07:22,826 Okay, let's see... 121 00:07:22,986 --> 00:07:25,383 donna. 122 00:07:26,774 --> 00:07:29,172 What a pleasant... 123 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:33,239 pleasant surprise. 124 00:07:34,231 --> 00:07:38,289 Jeez, you've done something different with your hair since the prom. 125 00:07:39,779 --> 00:07:41,775 Yeah. You noticed. 126 00:07:41,935 --> 00:07:44,517 Well, I notice everything about all my students. 127 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:47,819 I put on a little weight. 128 00:07:48,178 --> 00:07:50,575 And you are? 129 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,682 Eric. 130 00:07:52,842 --> 00:07:53,890 Forman. 131 00:07:54,050 --> 00:07:57,451 1977's most improved mathlete. 132 00:07:58,495 --> 00:08:01,606 Oh, right. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, eric. I... 133 00:08:01,766 --> 00:08:04,107 I just figured the bullies had gotten ya. 134 00:08:05,463 --> 00:08:10,081 Anyway, donna here is looking for some college scholarships. 135 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:15,697 Well, donna, you've come to the right place, because I am an expert at college scholarships 136 00:08:15,857 --> 00:08:18,192 as well as the affairs of the heart. 137 00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:22,565 Why don't you have just a little seat right here, young lady? 138 00:08:22,725 --> 00:08:25,083 Thank you. 139 00:08:25,242 --> 00:08:27,609 Uh... I guess I'll, um... 140 00:08:33,683 --> 00:08:35,233 great. 141 00:08:35,393 --> 00:08:39,315 So, donna, to figure out what scholarships you're eligible for, 142 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:41,666 I'll have to know what you've done for the last year. 143 00:08:41,826 --> 00:08:45,594 Oh. Um, well, not a lot. I... 144 00:08:46,891 --> 00:08:49,288 read comic books... 145 00:08:49,688 --> 00:08:51,729 acted out movies with my dolls... 146 00:08:51,889 --> 00:08:54,206 action figures! 147 00:08:55,087 --> 00:08:58,489 You always insist that they are called action figures. 148 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:02,116 Jeez, that's... you know, if eric had told me he had wasted a whole year of his life, 149 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,591 I wouldn't be surprised, but... but you? 150 00:09:04,751 --> 00:09:07,120 I know. I'm just as surprised as you are. 151 00:09:07,377 --> 00:09:10,765 It has been a long, ugly fall. Very hard to watch. 152 00:09:11,492 --> 00:09:14,061 In fact, just between you and me, she's 153 00:09:14,342 --> 00:09:16,896 even gotten into a little bit of the smokey-smokey. 154 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,331 All right. 155 00:09:19,491 --> 00:09:20,794 Screw this. 156 00:09:20,954 --> 00:09:22,647 The scholarship is for him. 157 00:09:22,807 --> 00:09:23,844 Eric, good luck. 158 00:09:24,004 --> 00:09:28,169 Mr. Bray, my coming here was not an invitation to start driving by my house again. 159 00:09:29,741 --> 00:09:33,848 Hey, uh, my mother lives right next door. 160 00:09:35,737 --> 00:09:38,135 I live right next door. 161 00:09:38,563 --> 00:09:40,961 Oh. Well... 162 00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:43,765 how's mother? 163 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:50,751 Oh, my god! You guys, 164 00:09:50,911 --> 00:09:52,300 I just got a promotion. 165 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:54,019 Daddy says I've been doing such a great job 166 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:57,331 that he wants me to move to milwaukee and help run the corporate office. 167 00:09:57,871 --> 00:10:01,321 Wait, what about steven? He's the one doing the great job. 168 00:10:01,481 --> 00:10:04,891 You just sit around doing your nails and making smart-ass comments. 169 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:08,708 Jackie, that's you. 170 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:13,265 Yeah. Well, it's annoying, now isn't it? 171 00:10:14,850 --> 00:10:17,830 How did you get a promotion? You don't know anything about music. 172 00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:22,460 Last week a guy came in asking for kiss. You called him a pervert and slapped him in the face. 173 00:10:23,903 --> 00:10:26,559 Well, did your dad say anything about steven? 174 00:10:26,719 --> 00:10:31,203 I don't know. I just heard the word "promotion," and I got a little dizzy and sort of blacked out. 175 00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:33,699 It was awesome. 176 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:40,093 Well, here's the america I know... the person who can't do anything rises to the top, 177 00:10:40,253 --> 00:10:42,517 while the guy who's working his ass off gets nothing. 178 00:10:42,677 --> 00:10:44,997 Are you supposed to be the guy that works his ass off? 179 00:10:45,531 --> 00:10:47,929 Don't make this more complicated than it has to be. 180 00:10:50,047 --> 00:10:52,031 Jackie! Listen, 181 00:10:52,190 --> 00:10:55,052 I need some advice on breaking up with girls, okay? 182 00:10:55,211 --> 00:10:57,534 And you've been broken up with a lot, 183 00:10:57,952 --> 00:11:00,349 and several times by me. 184 00:11:00,544 --> 00:11:02,942 So what didn't you like? 185 00:11:03,653 --> 00:11:08,521 Oh, um, the lying, the cheating, the sneaking around. 186 00:11:08,685 --> 00:11:12,989 Oh, and I also didn't like fez trying to make out with me five minutes later. 187 00:11:14,138 --> 00:11:16,554 Well, then you're really not gonna like this. 188 00:11:18,101 --> 00:11:20,429 Look, I don't know how to break up with angie. 189 00:11:20,589 --> 00:11:25,526 Well, why don't you try to figure out how to do it kindly, maturely, respectfully? 190 00:11:25,747 --> 00:11:26,958 Yeah. 191 00:11:27,117 --> 00:11:29,435 That sounds nice. - Hmm. 192 00:11:30,603 --> 00:11:33,001 I think I'm just gonna sleep with her best friend. 193 00:11:33,981 --> 00:11:35,103 Okay, 194 00:11:35,263 --> 00:11:37,812 I actually got some great news from the guidance counselor. 195 00:11:37,972 --> 00:11:41,239 There's this program where you go and teach in an impoverished area for a year, 196 00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:43,655 and then they pay for your college. 197 00:11:43,815 --> 00:11:44,863 I signed up. 198 00:11:45,022 --> 00:11:46,681 Eric, that's perfect. - That's wonderful! 199 00:11:46,841 --> 00:11:51,289 See? I knew spending your college money would work out for the best. 200 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,411 You're welcome. 201 00:11:55,962 --> 00:11:58,600 So what impoverished area will you go to? 202 00:11:58,906 --> 00:12:01,256 is it east milwaukee? 203 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:06,126 I made a wrong turn there once, and I ended up in an awful neighborhood. 204 00:12:06,286 --> 00:12:10,346 There were kids playing radios on a street corner. 205 00:12:11,848 --> 00:12:14,043 No, I'm not going to milwaukee. 206 00:12:14,203 --> 00:12:15,733 So where then? 207 00:12:15,893 --> 00:12:18,210 Africa! 208 00:12:19,914 --> 00:12:22,311 Africa, wisconsin? 209 00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:32,190 you're going to teach in africa? 210 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:35,519 What are you gonna teach 'em, how to get eaten by an ostrich? 211 00:12:35,976 --> 00:12:38,333 Mom, an ostrich? 212 00:12:38,493 --> 00:12:40,690 I saw a documentary. 213 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:43,890 They are vicious, cruel creatures. 214 00:12:45,496 --> 00:12:48,049 Well, I think it's great he's going to africa. 215 00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:49,972 It'll make him a man. 216 00:12:50,132 --> 00:12:53,395 You think the only way to become a man is to die. 217 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:58,115 How are you gonna feel when your son gets killed by a lion 218 00:12:58,275 --> 00:13:01,345 or a disease-carrying fly? 219 00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:05,360 You get killed by a fly, I'm not buying you a headstone. 220 00:13:06,779 --> 00:13:08,998 You can't go to africa. 221 00:13:09,158 --> 00:13:11,344 They don't even have ketchup there. 222 00:13:11,504 --> 00:13:13,822 You put ketchup on everything. 223 00:13:14,257 --> 00:13:16,655 You'll starve to death. 224 00:13:17,201 --> 00:13:19,303 Can you believe how much she's freaking out? 225 00:13:19,463 --> 00:13:20,368 No. 226 00:13:20,528 --> 00:13:22,972 I cannot believe that someone you supposedly love is upset 227 00:13:23,132 --> 00:13:26,900 that you decided to go to africa without considering her feelings at all! 228 00:13:29,157 --> 00:13:31,641 See? Donna understands. 229 00:13:36,404 --> 00:13:40,500 so there's a problem with my "sleeping with angie's best friend" plan. 230 00:13:40,723 --> 00:13:43,120 Angie's best friend is hyde. 231 00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:47,822 You know what we may have to do here? 232 00:13:47,981 --> 00:13:50,299 The dark room switch. 233 00:13:50,922 --> 00:13:53,244 You will make love to her in a dark room. 234 00:13:53,404 --> 00:13:55,725 Halfway through, you will excuse yourself. 235 00:13:56,119 --> 00:13:58,981 Then I'll come in, pretend to be you and finish the job. 236 00:14:01,376 --> 00:14:03,774 And how does that fix my problem? 237 00:14:04,285 --> 00:14:06,683 Oh. I was working on my problem. 238 00:14:07,909 --> 00:14:12,393 You guys, donna's totally freaking out about this africa thing. She won't return any of my calls. 239 00:14:12,553 --> 00:14:14,887 Think I have a solution. 240 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,278 The dark room switch. 241 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,713 Look, man, tell donna to just lay off, 242 00:14:21,872 --> 00:14:24,395 okay? Africa is gonna be awesome. 243 00:14:24,555 --> 00:14:28,107 You know, they have this bug over there that burrows into your brain, 244 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,016 and it lays, like, a thousand eggs. 245 00:14:31,176 --> 00:14:36,114 And then when the eggs hatch, they, like, shoot out of your head like little worm bullets. 246 00:14:37,498 --> 00:14:39,811 Kelso, those worms aren't in africa. 247 00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:42,205 They're on the planet zorgon, 248 00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:44,683 which is from a comic book 249 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,415 that you wrote. 250 00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:50,688 Just trying to generate a little buzz. 251 00:14:55,749 --> 00:14:57,686 W. B., 252 00:14:57,845 --> 00:14:59,093 What the hell were you thinking? 253 00:14:59,253 --> 00:15:02,376 I don't know. I thought I'd try a new thing with my shoulders. 254 00:15:03,597 --> 00:15:06,753 Look, he means, why did you promote that whore angie? 255 00:15:08,477 --> 00:15:10,766 You mean my daughter angie. 256 00:15:10,925 --> 00:15:13,243 I stand by my statement. 257 00:15:14,101 --> 00:15:16,499 You can't hit a girl. 258 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:23,621 Look, if this is about me not being professional, I've already told you... 259 00:15:23,781 --> 00:15:26,404 bottle rocket friday nights are over. 260 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:30,366 Steven, I'm moving angie to milwaukee to get her away from the customers. 261 00:15:30,526 --> 00:15:34,789 I love my little girl, but you're the one who should be running that store. So it's yours. 262 00:15:36,338 --> 00:15:38,736 Whoa. 263 00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:41,125 Uh, thanks, man. 264 00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:44,156 Oh, my god! I own a record store! 265 00:15:46,608 --> 00:15:49,446 No, I own a record store. 266 00:15:50,255 --> 00:15:52,876 Actually, I own a record store. 267 00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:56,125 I own one-third of a record store! 268 00:15:57,169 --> 00:15:59,212 Moving angie here is gonna work out for everybody. 269 00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:03,248 See, I just got into this real snooty country club, and they don't think I'm gonna be there much. 270 00:16:03,408 --> 00:16:05,943 But I'm gonna be there all day, every day. 271 00:16:06,248 --> 00:16:08,033 And I'm bringing friends. 272 00:16:08,193 --> 00:16:10,642 So I need somebody around here looking after things 273 00:16:10,801 --> 00:16:13,295 while I'm out making white people uncomfortable. 274 00:16:20,193 --> 00:16:21,333 hello? 275 00:16:21,493 --> 00:16:23,810 Oh, hi. 276 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:28,498 How are ya? I'm eric's guidance counselor. I just came over with some papers for him. 277 00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:30,079 You look familiar. 278 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,103 Do you live around here? 'Cause I see you drive up and down the street all the time. 279 00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:39,853 Yeah, well, I see you emptying your trash in your bathrobe all the time, 280 00:16:40,013 --> 00:16:42,349 but I keep it to myself, okay? 281 00:16:42,977 --> 00:16:47,038 Eric, I brought you a brochure with some survival tips, on africa. 282 00:16:47,198 --> 00:16:48,575 Funny, 283 00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:52,385 they don't have brochures with survival tips on wisconsin. 284 00:16:53,206 --> 00:16:56,889 That's because death isn't hiding behind every bush. 285 00:16:57,785 --> 00:16:58,972 Mom, please. 286 00:16:59,132 --> 00:17:01,787 I'm sorry if eric's trip has upset anyone. 287 00:17:01,947 --> 00:17:03,629 It's upset everyone. 288 00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:06,106 I'm not upset. I'm tickled pink. 289 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,982 What about donna? How's donna doing? 290 00:17:12,484 --> 00:17:14,315 I don't know. She's not even talking to me. 291 00:17:14,475 --> 00:17:20,318 Ah. Yeah, well, you know, sometimes I think she just kind of lets her fiery emotions get the best of her. 292 00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:25,751 But I think maybe a gentle word from me might just calm her down or 293 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:28,248 send her into the arms of someone else. 294 00:17:28,857 --> 00:17:31,869 You know what? You're not gonna talk to her. 295 00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:34,983 I'm gonna go talk to her. 296 00:17:49,354 --> 00:17:51,751 so do you guys have a daughter? 297 00:17:56,949 --> 00:17:59,347 Angie... 298 00:18:00,276 --> 00:18:02,143 I've been thinking about this all day, 299 00:18:02,303 --> 00:18:04,638 and I finally worked up the nerve. 300 00:18:04,885 --> 00:18:06,107 And 301 00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:08,557 I think we need to talk about us. 302 00:18:08,716 --> 00:18:11,085 Michael, I'm breaking up with you. 303 00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:14,894 How 304 00:18:15,054 --> 00:18:17,372 dare you? 305 00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:20,332 I'm moving to milwaukee. 306 00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:21,724 Milwau... 307 00:18:21,884 --> 00:18:24,277 well, when were you gonna tell me, 308 00:18:24,465 --> 00:18:26,862 you know, your boyfriend? 309 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,550 Come on. 310 00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:31,314 You know things were sort of fizzling anyways. 311 00:18:31,474 --> 00:18:33,665 F-fizzling? 312 00:18:33,825 --> 00:18:35,085 How can you even say that? 313 00:18:35,245 --> 00:18:38,648 What about all the times you said that I was really, really good-looking? 314 00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:42,719 Michael, it's over. But know this... 315 00:18:42,879 --> 00:18:44,866 when I said you were good-looking, 316 00:18:45,026 --> 00:18:47,344 I really meant it. 317 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:53,167 You know what? You got a lot of growing up to do! 318 00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:01,251 Hey. 319 00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:03,597 Don't you "hey" me. 320 00:19:03,757 --> 00:19:05,949 My daughter stayed home from college for you. 321 00:19:06,109 --> 00:19:07,626 She could have had a bright future. 322 00:19:07,786 --> 00:19:11,661 Sure, she wouldn't be president of a company or anything 'cause she's a gal, 323 00:19:13,081 --> 00:19:16,189 but she would have been one hell of a secretary! 324 00:19:21,585 --> 00:19:23,292 Okay, look, donna, I know you're upset... 325 00:19:23,452 --> 00:19:25,938 eric, if you wanna break up with me, just go ahead and do it. 326 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,102 What? No! 327 00:19:28,262 --> 00:19:29,835 Donna, I'm not breaking up with you. 328 00:19:29,995 --> 00:19:31,126 Really? 329 00:19:31,286 --> 00:19:35,147 Well, did you consider me at all before you decided to run away to africa? 330 00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:38,225 Okay, look, donna, 331 00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:41,681 the reason I'm doing this is for us, 332 00:19:41,857 --> 00:19:45,657 okay? So I can go to college and get a job, you know, 333 00:19:46,327 --> 00:19:48,182 so I can deserve you. 334 00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:50,678 Don't give me that crap. You're doing it for you. 335 00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:55,335 Donna, when my dad got sick, and I had to stay at home, 336 00:19:56,590 --> 00:19:59,031 I thought I'd missed my only chance. 337 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,130 But this is it. 338 00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:04,590 This is my second chance. 339 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:09,427 And you're always saying how I gotta get out of this town, how I gotta start my life. 340 00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:12,356 Donna, I thought if anyone was gonna support me in this, it was gonna be you. 341 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,973 So good. Go start it. 342 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,530 Look, I really just don't wanna fight about this. 343 00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:23,072 What do you wanna do? 344 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,521 Movie? 345 00:20:28,115 --> 00:20:30,018 And then what? 346 00:20:30,178 --> 00:20:34,429 Um, I vote the thing we usually do after a movie. 347 00:20:36,892 --> 00:20:38,853 What's the point of that? 348 00:20:39,013 --> 00:20:40,835 Well, I don't know. I think that's 349 00:20:40,995 --> 00:20:43,313 really its own reward. 350 00:20:45,814 --> 00:20:47,460 I think you need to leave. 351 00:20:47,619 --> 00:20:49,937 Donna, I'm not... - she said get out. 352 00:20:51,058 --> 00:20:53,509 I know, 'cause I was listening the whole time. 353 00:20:57,248 --> 00:20:59,645 Okay, fine. 354 00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:03,633 You still got me, cupcake. 355 00:21:04,286 --> 00:21:05,824 Thanks, dad. 356 00:21:05,984 --> 00:21:08,567 If it makes you feel any better, he's gonna be sorry. 357 00:21:08,896 --> 00:21:13,001 I read someplace that in africa, they got a bug that burrows in your brain 358 00:21:14,058 --> 00:21:16,779 and shoots out your eyes like worm bullets. 359 00:21:24,047 --> 00:21:25,503 Okay, angie, 360 00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:28,900 kelso feels that you two should have one last night together, 361 00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:33,619 and he wants it to be special. So it will take place in this dark room. 362 00:21:33,779 --> 00:21:37,335 And for a minute you may think, "hey, this is not kelso!" 363 00:21:38,273 --> 00:21:40,670 But that's just the liquor talking. 364 00:21:41,063 --> 00:21:44,325 I forgot to mention you will need to drink a lot of liquor. 365 00:21:45,861 --> 00:21:48,259 You going to get the liquor now? 366 00:21:49,853 --> 00:21:52,251 Okay, I'll wait.