1 00:00:05,228 --> 00:00:06,922 that's funny, eric. 2 00:00:07,082 --> 00:00:09,772 I thought I told you to clean out the vista cruiser. 3 00:00:09,931 --> 00:00:13,324 But what I must've said was, "go sit on your ass." 4 00:00:14,241 --> 00:00:17,725 No, I was there, red. You definitely said, "go clean out the cruiser." 5 00:00:18,417 --> 00:00:21,713 But he just insists on being defiant. 6 00:00:22,534 --> 00:00:25,527 Look, I'm sorry, dad, but something really important came up. 7 00:00:26,054 --> 00:00:29,609 "I dream of jeannie" did her blinking thing, and now dr. Bellows thinks he's a monkey, so... 8 00:00:31,016 --> 00:00:36,709 no. Dr. Bellows is a monkey that thinks he's a doctor. That's what's funny. 9 00:00:37,154 --> 00:00:41,025 He's sittin' at the desk and stuff. But he's a monkey. 10 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,625 You're a monkey. 11 00:00:43,785 --> 00:00:46,047 You're a monkey. 12 00:00:46,207 --> 00:00:49,602 Eric, I need that car to go pick up charlie at the airport. 13 00:00:49,762 --> 00:00:51,280 You're bringing another guy here? 14 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:55,114 We need another guy here like I need another firecracker in my bathing suit. 15 00:00:56,123 --> 00:01:00,311 Well, until you learn to stop wearin' speedos, you're gonna keep gettin' firecrackers. 16 00:01:02,199 --> 00:01:04,125 Charlie's this annoyingly nice kid. 17 00:01:04,285 --> 00:01:06,817 His dad and my dad were drinking buddies in the navy. 18 00:01:06,977 --> 00:01:08,787 We weren't drinking buddies. 19 00:01:08,947 --> 00:01:12,034 We were finely honed killing buddies. 20 00:01:12,844 --> 00:01:14,536 Yeah, well, I never liked him. 21 00:01:14,696 --> 00:01:17,637 At the last navy picnic, we got teamed up for the egg toss. 22 00:01:17,796 --> 00:01:22,696 And he dropped our egg on purpose just so these little sick kids could win. 23 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:28,627 Those little twerps went home with my goldfish-in-a-bag. My goldfish-in-a-bag. 24 00:01:29,929 --> 00:01:32,928 Yeah, well, charlie's only gonna be here a few days on business for his dad, 25 00:01:33,088 --> 00:01:36,518 and the last thing he needs is to be exposed to you deviants. 26 00:01:36,678 --> 00:01:39,149 Whoa, dad, we are not deviants. 27 00:01:39,702 --> 00:01:42,099 Jeannie's bending over! 28 00:01:42,891 --> 00:01:45,289 Let's go. 29 00:01:46,458 --> 00:01:47,633 Um, 30 00:01:47,792 --> 00:01:51,315 you guys, I gotta talk to steven about something really serious. 31 00:01:52,769 --> 00:01:54,508 maybe she's pregnant! 32 00:01:54,668 --> 00:01:55,646 Maybe she cheated on him. 33 00:01:55,805 --> 00:01:58,189 Maybe she cheated on him and she's pregnant. 34 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:02,628 Oh. 35 00:02:03,225 --> 00:02:04,388 Steven, 36 00:02:04,548 --> 00:02:08,198 this tv producer called to tell me he loved my public access show. 37 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:13,009 And then he offered me a job at his station in chicago starting next week. 38 00:02:14,511 --> 00:02:16,002 Whoa. Um, 39 00:02:16,162 --> 00:02:18,443 you're gonna take a job and move to chicago? 40 00:02:18,603 --> 00:02:21,779 No, no, not yet. No, I wanted to talk to you about it first. 41 00:02:21,939 --> 00:02:24,274 Uh-oh. 42 00:02:25,384 --> 00:02:28,797 This is "serious" serious, not funny serious. 43 00:02:29,231 --> 00:02:31,629 We should probably leave. 44 00:02:31,788 --> 00:02:34,186 But we won't. 45 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:37,416 Steven, this is my dream come true. 46 00:02:37,576 --> 00:02:40,686 But you are the most important thing in the world to me. 47 00:02:41,496 --> 00:02:44,593 So I'm willing to give it all up and stay here with you. 48 00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:47,230 But if I do that, 49 00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:49,768 I need to know we're gonna get married. 50 00:02:50,749 --> 00:02:54,594 Jackie, we just agreed not to talk about our future. 51 00:02:54,753 --> 00:02:57,228 But our future is happening right now. 52 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,298 Look, the station needs an answer by noon on sunday, and I do, too. 53 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:04,165 Well, I don't know what to say right now. 54 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:07,386 I know this is a sensitive moment, 55 00:03:08,793 --> 00:03:11,831 but may I offer a word of advice? 56 00:03:12,779 --> 00:03:15,177 Run! 57 00:03:26,442 --> 00:03:29,452 That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episode 23 "Take It Or Leave It" 58 00:03:29,612 --> 00:03:32,571 Traduction par Guzo et Yvan 59 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:35,647 Merci à Raceman 60 00:03:35,807 --> 00:03:38,750 www.forom.com 61 00:04:03,147 --> 00:04:05,167 eric, you remember charlie. 62 00:04:05,327 --> 00:04:08,812 Well, I remember a perfectly tossed egg from me, 63 00:04:09,023 --> 00:04:11,487 an unconvincing "whoops" from him, 64 00:04:11,968 --> 00:04:16,484 and the sound of laughter as some children ran away with my goldfish-in-a-bag. 65 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:21,662 Eric, you put some kind of spin on that egg. It was uncatchable, like a curveball. 66 00:04:21,822 --> 00:04:22,770 Ha! 67 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,326 Your whole story's unraveling, man. 68 00:04:25,549 --> 00:04:28,047 I can't throw a curveball. 69 00:04:29,195 --> 00:04:31,592 Dad... tell him. 70 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:34,197 I'm gonna have to side with my son on this one. 71 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,718 He can't even throw a straight ball. 72 00:04:38,823 --> 00:04:40,386 Charlie, 73 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:47,293 I made you a pancake smiley face with sausage arms and a little scrambled egg cardigan. 74 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,139 where's my whimsical breakfast? 75 00:04:51,299 --> 00:04:55,749 Oh, well, since you decided to go teach in africa without consulting me, 76 00:04:55,909 --> 00:04:59,981 all you get is a plain pancake breakfast 77 00:05:00,141 --> 00:05:03,463 with nothing smiling at you. Nothing. 78 00:05:05,314 --> 00:05:07,122 Morning. - Hey, I smell bacon. 79 00:05:07,282 --> 00:05:08,840 Hey, boys. Have you met charlie? 80 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,755 Oh, hey, I'm kelso. I'm gonna eat your breakfast. 81 00:05:13,557 --> 00:05:17,159 And I'm fez, and just so you know, I'm the coolest guy in this gang. 82 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:19,496 All right, I gotta go to work. 83 00:05:19,655 --> 00:05:22,678 Charlie, if eric and his friends start to bother you, 84 00:05:22,838 --> 00:05:25,497 just hold up a book. It's like kryptonite to them. 85 00:05:27,796 --> 00:05:28,839 Oh, 86 00:05:28,999 --> 00:05:30,094 hey, donna. 87 00:05:30,254 --> 00:05:32,405 Are you still mad about this whole africa thing? 88 00:05:32,564 --> 00:05:33,379 Yep, 89 00:05:33,538 --> 00:05:37,822 but instead of pouting at my house and being miserable, I decided to come here and make you miserable. 90 00:05:38,386 --> 00:05:40,783 That's the spirit, donna. 91 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:43,152 Here. Eat his bacon. 92 00:05:43,312 --> 00:05:44,988 Mmm. - You made me bacon? 93 00:05:45,148 --> 00:05:48,708 Yep. I just kept it over here in america. 94 00:05:50,386 --> 00:05:52,783 Mmm. Bacon. 95 00:05:53,963 --> 00:05:56,355 Wow. Who is she? 96 00:05:56,514 --> 00:05:58,776 Don't even think about it. 97 00:05:58,936 --> 00:06:01,800 Donna is with eric, and then she's mine. 98 00:06:03,325 --> 00:06:05,310 And then she is mine. 99 00:06:05,470 --> 00:06:08,158 And then, right back to me for another go-around. 100 00:06:16,408 --> 00:06:18,752 Hey, hyde, I heard about jackie. 101 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,152 What are you gonna do? 102 00:06:20,312 --> 00:06:21,488 Well, 103 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:25,205 I spent all morning kickin' back with my stash to see what came to me. 104 00:06:27,427 --> 00:06:30,191 But all that came to me was a great idea for a movie 105 00:06:30,351 --> 00:06:32,686 that now I just can't remember. 106 00:06:32,939 --> 00:06:35,123 Is that what that smell was? 107 00:06:35,283 --> 00:06:37,129 Aren't you afraid you'll get arrested? 108 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:39,386 I'm a cop. 109 00:06:39,545 --> 00:06:41,863 You guys are crazy. 110 00:06:42,114 --> 00:06:44,222 The closest I ever came to breaking the law 111 00:06:44,382 --> 00:06:48,211 was when me and my friend toby cut out of school five minutes before the last bell. 112 00:06:48,371 --> 00:06:51,863 Whoo! My heart was beating so fast. 113 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,011 'Cause you were naked? 114 00:06:55,933 --> 00:06:58,331 No. 115 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:00,978 I don't get it. 116 00:07:01,512 --> 00:07:03,287 You know what, hyde? Your problem is 117 00:07:03,446 --> 00:07:05,562 you didn't handle jackie's ultimatum like a man. 118 00:07:05,722 --> 00:07:08,594 Like, if donna tries that with me, I'm just gonna say, "hey, guess what. 119 00:07:08,754 --> 00:07:11,297 "You don't get to tell me what to do with my life." 120 00:07:11,456 --> 00:07:13,786 And then, depending on how much steam I have left, 121 00:07:14,461 --> 00:07:16,859 I may even call her "toots." 122 00:07:18,496 --> 00:07:20,021 Hey, eric. 123 00:07:20,181 --> 00:07:24,718 You know how, um, guys always ask me out, but I say no because I have a boyfriend? 124 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:27,214 It's true. She won't budge. 125 00:07:27,501 --> 00:07:31,105 Well, since you're going to africa, I figure, you know, I should be moving on with my life, too, 126 00:07:31,265 --> 00:07:35,205 and there's this guy named kevin where I work, and he asked me out tonight. I said yes. 127 00:07:35,365 --> 00:07:37,700 What? You're gonna... oh. 128 00:07:38,326 --> 00:07:40,603 I think I see what's goin' on here. 129 00:07:40,763 --> 00:07:43,733 Looks like somebody's caught the ultimatum bug. 130 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,900 Okay, um, I'll play along. 131 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:51,402 You're gonna go out with this kevin guy, or what? 132 00:07:52,012 --> 00:07:54,522 Or nothing. This isn't an ultimatum. 133 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:57,436 Okay, I'm prepared for an ultimatum. 134 00:07:59,318 --> 00:08:01,419 I need to figure out what I'm gonna wear. 135 00:08:01,579 --> 00:08:04,230 Maybe that really short pink skirt. 136 00:08:04,389 --> 00:08:06,724 Oh, that's over at my place. 137 00:08:10,154 --> 00:08:11,481 You have her skirt? 138 00:08:11,641 --> 00:08:13,959 Don't judge me, new guy. 139 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:23,194 It feels so good not to be the monkey in the middle. 140 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:26,600 Dance, monkey, dance! 141 00:08:27,462 --> 00:08:30,140 I can't believe donna's goin' out with this guy from work. 142 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:33,183 You know, I made a point of going down there and spreading a rumor that 143 00:08:33,342 --> 00:08:35,713 she had crabs. 144 00:08:35,922 --> 00:08:38,970 Don't talk to me, forman. This whole thing with jackie is all your fault. 145 00:08:39,130 --> 00:08:39,891 How? 146 00:08:40,051 --> 00:08:43,639 Because I wouldn't have even been in the basement last night when jackie came over 147 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:46,331 if we had gone to go play pinball like I wanted, 148 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:50,580 but you wouldn't go. So now I gotta figure out my entire life 149 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:53,636 because you claim the change guy touched you weird. 150 00:08:54,638 --> 00:08:57,499 He put the quarters right into my pocket. 151 00:08:58,262 --> 00:09:01,605 I'm tired of messin' with charlie. He's not even reachin' for the ball anymore. 152 00:09:01,887 --> 00:09:04,751 Well, you know, if you want, we can hang out at my dad's warehouse. 153 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:06,377 Oh, that sounds great. - Really? 154 00:09:06,537 --> 00:09:08,832 No. Shut up. 155 00:09:08,992 --> 00:09:12,395 I have to get down there and unlock the door. We're getting a shipment today. 156 00:09:12,555 --> 00:09:14,214 Shipment of what? 157 00:09:14,373 --> 00:09:16,691 Beer. My dad owns a beer warehouse. 158 00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:23,501 Your dad owns a beer warehouse? 159 00:09:23,661 --> 00:09:24,437 Mm-hmm. 160 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,915 You can touch the ball now. 161 00:09:32,353 --> 00:09:35,260 you had to see eric's face when I told him about my date. 162 00:09:35,419 --> 00:09:38,303 He was all nervous and surprised. 163 00:09:38,463 --> 00:09:40,828 It reminded me of his sex face. 164 00:09:41,243 --> 00:09:44,820 Donna, I don't wanna hear about eric's sex face. I'm upset enough. 165 00:09:46,029 --> 00:09:47,966 You wanna know what the best part is? 166 00:09:48,126 --> 00:09:49,512 I don't even have a date. 167 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:52,149 I made the whole thing up just to mess with eric's head. 168 00:09:52,806 --> 00:09:55,929 I wish I had manipulated steven instead of opening up my heart. 169 00:09:56,089 --> 00:09:59,068 Now I'm the vulnerable one waiting for his answer. 170 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,205 Yeah, I was a little surprised. 171 00:10:01,364 --> 00:10:03,682 I mean, the bitchy stuff is your bread and butter. 172 00:10:04,815 --> 00:10:08,522 You know, I had fake pregnancy right up my sleeve, and I didn't even use it. 173 00:10:15,368 --> 00:10:17,766 Whoa. 174 00:10:19,075 --> 00:10:20,826 Holy crap. 175 00:10:20,986 --> 00:10:22,644 That's the most beer I've ever seen. 176 00:10:22,804 --> 00:10:25,122 let me just get the lights. 177 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,374 Let me rephrase that. 178 00:10:30,534 --> 00:10:32,906 That's the most beer I've ever seen. 179 00:10:41,619 --> 00:10:44,017 it's the mother lode. 180 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:50,457 It's like now I know how the immigrants felt when they finally saw the majestic skyline of new york city. 181 00:10:51,231 --> 00:10:54,842 Actually, eric, most of the immigrants arrived in the 19th century, 182 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,336 before the skyline was ever built. 183 00:11:00,054 --> 00:11:01,285 I mean... 184 00:11:01,445 --> 00:11:03,005 beer! 185 00:11:03,165 --> 00:11:05,482 Yeah! 186 00:11:07,277 --> 00:11:08,663 I... 187 00:11:08,823 --> 00:11:09,859 I... 188 00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:12,660 I-I don't know where to start. 189 00:11:13,775 --> 00:11:16,357 You know, the kegs are cold. Why don't we start with the kegs? 190 00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:17,305 Hey, 191 00:11:17,465 --> 00:11:19,783 we'll handle this, new guy. 192 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,557 We'll start with the kegs. 193 00:11:27,301 --> 00:11:30,117 There's nothin' like drinkin' beer straight from the tap. 194 00:11:30,726 --> 00:11:33,494 this must be why babies love breast-feeding. 195 00:11:34,726 --> 00:11:37,543 reminds me of an ancient chinese proverb. 196 00:11:37,801 --> 00:11:39,669 It goes, 197 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,757 somethin', somethin', somethin', 198 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:43,388 crazy girlfriend. 199 00:11:43,548 --> 00:11:45,125 Somethin', somethin', 200 00:11:45,284 --> 00:11:47,602 drink lots of beer. 201 00:11:52,664 --> 00:11:56,242 Hyde, I don't think we're gonna find the answer to our problems in a keg of beer. 202 00:11:57,391 --> 00:12:00,547 Unless they're at the bottom, so drink up! 203 00:12:03,109 --> 00:12:06,486 I've been in this warehouse a hundred times, and I never did this. 204 00:12:07,213 --> 00:12:09,897 Now I know why my grandmother is an alcoholic. 205 00:12:10,057 --> 00:12:12,415 This feels great! 206 00:12:23,849 --> 00:12:26,246 I'm gonna need a bigger mouth. 207 00:12:30,321 --> 00:12:31,133 Girls, 208 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,520 please tell me that charlie is here. 209 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,412 Isn't he at your house with the guys? 210 00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:38,746 No. Oh, sweet lord, they got him. 211 00:12:41,683 --> 00:12:42,929 You know, donna, 212 00:12:43,088 --> 00:12:45,703 you should be out there trying to keep eric from going to africa 213 00:12:45,863 --> 00:12:48,228 instead of sitting here on your patootie. 214 00:12:48,697 --> 00:12:50,141 Well, I'm doing everything I can. 215 00:12:50,301 --> 00:12:53,367 I even lied to him and told him I was out on a date with another guy. 216 00:12:53,527 --> 00:12:55,934 Sweetie, that's amateur hour. 217 00:12:56,584 --> 00:12:59,079 God gave you a very full chest. 218 00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:02,332 I suggest you start using it on my son. 219 00:13:04,963 --> 00:13:06,666 I cannot believe eric went out. 220 00:13:06,826 --> 00:13:09,878 He's supposed to be at home agonizing. 221 00:13:10,546 --> 00:13:14,053 Well, maybe they went out to buy flowers for when steven proposes. 222 00:13:14,736 --> 00:13:17,133 No, they woulda just sent fez. 223 00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:19,536 They're out having fun. 224 00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:22,014 And that is exactly what we're gonna do. 225 00:13:22,478 --> 00:13:23,638 Okay, 226 00:13:23,798 --> 00:13:25,444 here's what I don't get... 227 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:29,908 why would sally sell seashells down by the seashore? 228 00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:33,220 I mean, that's a terrible location for a seashell stand. 229 00:13:33,972 --> 00:13:35,040 Yeah. 230 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,966 I mean, if she wanted to make money, she would sell seashells by the subway. 231 00:13:41,173 --> 00:13:43,578 You know what she should sell by the seashore? 232 00:13:43,738 --> 00:13:45,091 Shoeshines. 233 00:13:45,251 --> 00:13:47,799 'Cause your sandals get so sandy. 234 00:13:49,086 --> 00:13:51,058 Sandy sandals. 235 00:13:51,218 --> 00:13:54,176 We should start a girl band called sandy sandals. 236 00:13:55,655 --> 00:13:58,052 What's wrong? 237 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,560 Well, sand reminds me of dirt, 238 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,040 and dirt reminds me of steven. 239 00:14:05,631 --> 00:14:08,028 Jackie, I'm sure hyde will do the right thing. 240 00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:11,399 You know, 241 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,400 I thought if I really put myself out there, 242 00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:17,767 he'd see how much I love him and say yes right away. 243 00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:20,688 And then when he didn't, I thought, 244 00:14:20,848 --> 00:14:24,920 okay, well, maybe he'll take a couple of hours and then say yes. 245 00:14:26,046 --> 00:14:29,624 But now I think he's only taking so long 'cause he's gonna say no. 246 00:14:30,774 --> 00:14:33,171 Donna, what if he says no? 247 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,690 Jackie, 248 00:14:35,850 --> 00:14:37,379 if hyde says no, 249 00:14:37,539 --> 00:14:41,104 then you and I get a van, and the sandy sandals tour america. 250 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:49,970 And in a nutshell, that's what it's like to be on the debate team at a catholic high school. 251 00:14:50,568 --> 00:14:53,454 Yeah, I love catholic schoolgirls. 252 00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:57,305 They don't teach sex ed, so they don't know what not to do. 253 00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:00,474 Yeah, maybe. Uh, 254 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,633 but I never really got together with any of 'em. 255 00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:05,110 Wait, you never... 256 00:15:05,285 --> 00:15:07,886 okay, wait, wait, wait. Everyone, wait. 257 00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:10,569 Before you start in on him, let me just say, 258 00:15:10,755 --> 00:15:12,775 when I was a virgin, 259 00:15:12,934 --> 00:15:16,514 all I wanted was for one person to say it was okay. 260 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,382 And no one did. 261 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,937 Neither will I. - Freak! 262 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,146 Okay... 263 00:15:29,306 --> 00:15:31,840 I finally made up my mind about jackie. 264 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:34,843 I'm gonna marry her. I'm gonna be 265 00:15:35,006 --> 00:15:37,404 mrs. Jackie hyde! 266 00:15:39,817 --> 00:15:42,214 I think you need one more beer. 267 00:15:43,019 --> 00:15:45,417 Could be. 268 00:15:46,691 --> 00:15:49,088 Virgin. 269 00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:50,338 Man, 270 00:15:50,498 --> 00:15:54,865 how do you not have sex with all those girls that are always throwing themselves at you? 271 00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:58,371 That doesn't happen to everyone, jackass. 272 00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:06,444 How dare she give me an ultimatum? This is my life she's messing with. 273 00:16:06,784 --> 00:16:09,552 She can go to hell! I will see her in hell! 274 00:16:10,357 --> 00:16:12,755 Maybe one more. 275 00:16:13,254 --> 00:16:15,652 One more couldn't hurt. 276 00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:18,793 Eric, I wonder what donna's doin' on her date. 277 00:16:18,952 --> 00:16:20,823 Oh, you know what, man? I don't care. 278 00:16:20,982 --> 00:16:23,273 She just wants me to come running after her, and 279 00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:24,734 I'm not gonna do that. 280 00:16:24,893 --> 00:16:27,784 You know what? That is totally the right move, man. 281 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,986 Plus, it's, like, after 9:00. 282 00:16:30,146 --> 00:16:33,665 So if you go over there now, you'll probably walk in on her and that guy 283 00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:36,159 slidin' all over each other. 284 00:16:38,313 --> 00:16:40,020 And if I know donna, 285 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:42,498 she's moaning like a ghost. 286 00:16:43,725 --> 00:16:46,962 Okay, donna does not moan like a ghost. 287 00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:49,840 I could make her moan like a ghost. 288 00:16:51,524 --> 00:16:53,921 You know what, guys? 289 00:16:54,104 --> 00:16:56,006 I'm a little confused, 290 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,039 but 291 00:16:57,199 --> 00:17:00,331 I do know that I love you guys. 292 00:17:00,765 --> 00:17:03,162 I really, really do. 293 00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:14,479 Hey, where'd kelso go? 294 00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:23,234 Well, hello, 295 00:17:23,394 --> 00:17:25,712 toots. 296 00:17:28,826 --> 00:17:31,296 Back from your date so soon, huh? 297 00:17:31,456 --> 00:17:34,029 Used to be you had to buy a girl dinner if you want her to 298 00:17:34,189 --> 00:17:36,812 slide all over you, moaning like a ghost. 299 00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:40,463 Okay, you know what? 300 00:17:40,623 --> 00:17:43,114 I didn't have a date. But I should've. 301 00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:45,202 Wait, so you lied? - Yeah. 302 00:17:45,362 --> 00:17:47,032 I was pissed. 303 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,746 I mean, all of a sudden, you're leaving me. 304 00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:52,885 Well, look, I'm only gonna be gone for a year. 305 00:17:53,045 --> 00:17:54,252 I don't care. 306 00:17:54,412 --> 00:17:56,659 I don't want you to go. 307 00:17:56,818 --> 00:17:59,606 I mean, you've always been, like, 20 steps away from me my entire life. 308 00:17:59,765 --> 00:18:02,101 What am I supposed to do without you? 309 00:18:03,339 --> 00:18:04,186 Look, 310 00:18:04,346 --> 00:18:07,697 donna, this is gonna be really tough for both of us. 311 00:18:08,694 --> 00:18:11,968 But, hey, you know what? The good news is, when I come back, 312 00:18:12,128 --> 00:18:14,458 we're gonna spend all this time together because, 313 00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:19,156 you know, you're probably gonna have to nurse me back to health from some horrible african disease. 314 00:18:22,288 --> 00:18:23,463 Look... 315 00:18:23,623 --> 00:18:25,940 you know I love you. 316 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,262 And we're wasting our time fighting. 317 00:18:28,422 --> 00:18:30,739 I know. You're right. 318 00:18:33,339 --> 00:18:35,815 We should just enjoy the time we have left. 319 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,683 Yeah. 320 00:18:37,842 --> 00:18:40,160 I'm all for that. 321 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,780 Well, that's not what I had in mind, but okay. 322 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,551 Wait, eric, you're back. 323 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,885 Um, where's steven? 324 00:18:51,045 --> 00:18:53,363 Uh... 325 00:18:55,082 --> 00:18:58,889 okay, he's passed out in the back of a beer warehouse. 326 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,589 You mean he's not coming. 327 00:19:02,748 --> 00:19:05,087 He's gonna say no. Oh, my god. 328 00:19:05,251 --> 00:19:07,649 Oh, jackie, I'm sorry. 329 00:19:07,948 --> 00:19:10,346 What? 330 00:19:17,278 --> 00:19:19,676 I'm too drunk anyway. 331 00:19:26,444 --> 00:19:29,074 All right, you two. Where's charlie? 332 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,185 Look, dad, not so loud, okay? We 333 00:19:31,345 --> 00:19:33,261 We had a really rough night. 334 00:19:33,421 --> 00:19:34,959 Oh. 335 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:37,024 I'm sorry. 336 00:19:37,184 --> 00:19:39,502 Where's charlie? 337 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:44,977 Who is charlie? 338 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:50,462 Last time I saw him, he was on a stack of kegs claiming mount schlitz for the U. S. 339 00:19:51,610 --> 00:19:53,453 Oh, crap. 340 00:19:53,613 --> 00:19:55,530 And he was a good kid. 341 00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:58,007 Now who am I gonna spend time with? 342 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,524 I don't know. 343 00:20:00,683 --> 00:20:03,001 Me? 344 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,640 Don't be a smart-ass. 345 00:20:07,114 --> 00:20:09,442 Well, it's almost noon. 346 00:20:09,602 --> 00:20:11,387 Guess I gotta go talk to jackie. 347 00:20:11,547 --> 00:20:12,982 What are you gonna tell her? 348 00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:16,839 I don't know, man. I'm thinkin' about lettin' the el camino make the final decision. 349 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,917 If it pulls to the left, marriage, 350 00:20:20,277 --> 00:20:22,811 pulls to the right, nudie bar. 351 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,897 So you haven't decided? 352 00:20:27,531 --> 00:20:29,928 No, I've decided. 353 00:20:30,593 --> 00:20:32,966 Steven... 354 00:20:33,126 --> 00:20:36,327 jackie stopped by and asked me to give you this note. 355 00:20:40,911 --> 00:20:43,783 It says she took the job in chicago and she left this morning. 356 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,277 Oh, you poor baby. 357 00:20:46,906 --> 00:20:48,351 You know what? 358 00:20:48,511 --> 00:20:53,158 I am gonna turn my back and let you go into the kitchen and have a beer. 359 00:20:56,695 --> 00:20:59,093 that better be charlie. 360 00:21:04,377 --> 00:21:07,039 Mr. Forman, is this your daughter? 361 00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:11,382 I don't know who did this to him, but 362 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:13,785 they sure are clever. 363 00:21:13,945 --> 00:21:16,269 They put you in a dress, huh? 364 00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:19,073 Welcome to point place. 365 00:21:25,653 --> 00:21:27,790 listen, charlie, about last night, 366 00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:29,820 I know you're thinking you're getting picked on a lot. 367 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:31,639 Hey, I know you guys were just havin' some fun. 368 00:21:31,799 --> 00:21:33,962 Let me finish. 369 00:21:34,122 --> 00:21:37,218 Around here, I'm the whipping boy. Not you, me. 370 00:21:37,378 --> 00:21:40,385 Okay. - Let me finish. 371 00:21:40,943 --> 00:21:44,321 I do the drinking and I put on the dresses. You got it, hotshot? 372 00:21:45,283 --> 00:21:48,267 Got it. - Would you let me finish? 373 00:21:49,138 --> 00:21:51,535 I'm finished.