1 00:00:04,690 --> 00:00:07,437 Good morning, mr. Forman. - Charlie! 2 00:00:07,597 --> 00:00:10,107 Didn't recognize you without your schoolgirl skirt. 3 00:00:12,347 --> 00:00:14,736 Why don't you go drink another warehouse full of beer? 4 00:00:14,896 --> 00:00:17,472 And then you can get out of those uncomfortable boy things. 5 00:00:19,722 --> 00:00:25,043 Wow. He came in here, just attacked you and completely ignored me. 6 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:28,089 You must be the one the prophets spoke of. 7 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:31,200 Man, I really got off on the wrong foot with your dad. 8 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:35,438 Ah, it'll blow over. How long could he stay mad at a kid, right? 9 00:00:50,396 --> 00:00:54,334 You know what? Later on, I'm gonna find him and apologize. I'm sure he'll understand. 10 00:00:54,494 --> 00:00:57,067 Yeah. Hey, if you're lookin' for a good conversation starter, 11 00:00:57,227 --> 00:00:59,562 just say we were probably wrong to go into vietnam. 12 00:01:01,830 --> 00:01:04,228 Here's your breakfast, Charlie. 13 00:01:04,762 --> 00:01:09,698 Oh, Eric, I didn't realize you still lived here. I thought you left for Africa. 14 00:01:10,215 --> 00:01:12,542 No, I've been sitting here for, like, ten minutes. 15 00:01:12,701 --> 00:01:16,048 Then you'd better get going, or you're gonna be late for Africa. 16 00:01:17,527 --> 00:01:20,279 Okay, I get it, mom. You're trying to make me feel bad about leaving. 17 00:01:20,439 --> 00:01:23,566 Oh, are you still here? I thought you were in Africa. 18 00:01:28,273 --> 00:01:31,151 So my mom's doing this whole passive aggressive guilt thing 19 00:01:31,311 --> 00:01:36,907 about me going to Africa which basically just consists of her saying the word Africa a lot. 20 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:42,338 Well, I believe that if you want someone to know how you feel 21 00:01:42,498 --> 00:01:45,008 it's better to use the direct approach like this: 22 00:01:45,168 --> 00:01:47,689 don't go to Africa, dillhole! 23 00:01:49,659 --> 00:01:53,415 So, Hyde, speaking of annoying women who hit... 24 00:01:53,608 --> 00:01:55,551 have you heard anything from Jackie? 25 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:57,628 Nope. That's fine by me, man. 26 00:01:57,811 --> 00:01:59,866 Who does she think she is, giving me an ultimatum... 27 00:02:00,026 --> 00:02:01,766 "marry me or I'm moving to Chicago"? 28 00:02:01,926 --> 00:02:03,960 Then she takes off before I even give her an answer. 29 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,670 Well, what's the big deal, man? She let you off the hook. 30 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:09,343 Yeah. You were gonna say no anyway, unless... 31 00:02:13,858 --> 00:02:16,607 Oh, my god! You were gonna say yes! 32 00:02:16,767 --> 00:02:19,104 No. 33 00:02:20,343 --> 00:02:23,229 What? No. 34 00:02:23,389 --> 00:02:25,736 Oh, my god. You were gonna marry her. 35 00:02:27,636 --> 00:02:30,557 You were gonna marry her because you love her. 36 00:02:32,629 --> 00:02:35,306 Hey, Jackie, 37 00:02:35,466 --> 00:02:38,283 you're everything this poor little orphan boy ever needed. 38 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:44,950 Oh, my god! I really am. - Oh, my god! 39 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:49,504 Hey, I don't love her. 40 00:02:49,663 --> 00:02:53,098 You know what love is? Love is for losers who are too afraid to be alone. 41 00:02:53,555 --> 00:02:55,953 Uh, no, you're thinking of kittens. 42 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:59,945 So I gotta go. I'm gonna go wrap your going-away present. 43 00:03:00,105 --> 00:03:02,788 Eric, you're the one going away. You didn't have to get me anything. 44 00:03:02,948 --> 00:03:05,590 Yeah, well, I knew you were gonna get me something. 45 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:08,027 I didn't want this to be awkward again like, 46 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:10,497 you know, Christmas. 47 00:03:10,656 --> 00:03:13,018 Well, I did get you something. 48 00:03:14,288 --> 00:03:16,685 Oh, crap, I didn't get him anything! 49 00:03:16,938 --> 00:03:19,169 He leaves in three days. 50 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:21,646 Oh, well, why don't you just get him an ultimatum? 51 00:03:23,565 --> 00:03:25,774 It's free. You don't have to wrap it. 52 00:03:25,934 --> 00:03:28,252 It'll totally make him wish he was dead. 53 00:03:28,798 --> 00:03:33,586 Yeah. Well, it's between that or one of those shirts that makes him look all muscley. 54 00:03:37,469 --> 00:03:40,965 That 70's Show - Saison 7 Episodes 24 "Short And Curlies" 55 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:44,654 Traduction par Guzo Et Yvan Synchro for SiNK and missing lines: Victoria@subs.sab.bz 56 00:03:44,814 --> 00:03:48,396 Merci à Raceman 57 00:03:48,555 --> 00:03:51,933 www.forom.com 58 00:04:16,162 --> 00:04:18,274 Look at the blanket I got for our new apartment. 59 00:04:18,434 --> 00:04:20,742 I found it in the dumpster. 60 00:04:20,902 --> 00:04:23,942 It's got lots of stains, so it goes with everything. 61 00:04:25,929 --> 00:04:27,679 That is so awesome. 62 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,562 I'm not even gonna ask what you were doing in the dumpster. 63 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,993 Is Steven here? - No, he went to work. 64 00:04:36,153 --> 00:04:40,530 But before he left, he was chucking everything you ever gave him all around the basement. 65 00:04:40,702 --> 00:04:44,010 It was like a hailstorm of stuffed animals and abba records. 66 00:04:46,356 --> 00:04:49,948 Wait, what are you doing here anyway? I thought you left for Chicago. 67 00:04:50,108 --> 00:04:52,870 I would have, but my mom took the car to Tijuana 68 00:04:53,030 --> 00:04:55,952 and won't be back till "cinco de mayo", whenever that is. 69 00:04:56,949 --> 00:04:59,789 So until then, I need you guys to help me avoid the horrors 70 00:04:59,949 --> 00:05:02,428 of seeing Steven till I can figure out a way to get out of here. 71 00:05:02,588 --> 00:05:05,587 Well, that's too bad, 'cause I think I hear him coming down the stairs now. 72 00:05:06,115 --> 00:05:08,204 Oh, my god. What do I do? 73 00:05:08,364 --> 00:05:11,591 Okay, um... Quick, get down under the blanket! 74 00:05:15,962 --> 00:05:20,255 He's not coming down. I made the whole thing up, and now you're under a stinky blanket! 75 00:05:21,627 --> 00:05:23,846 The stinky blanket burn! 76 00:05:24,006 --> 00:05:26,324 That is awesome! 77 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:30,826 Oh, that is disgusting. Oh, this blanket smells like dog. 78 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:35,044 That's because when I found it, it was wrapped around a dead dog. 79 00:05:38,810 --> 00:05:42,197 Uh-oh, Jackie. He's coming for real this time. Get down! 80 00:05:42,356 --> 00:05:44,407 Oh, my god! 81 00:05:44,567 --> 00:05:46,885 I got her! - I got her! 82 00:05:50,575 --> 00:05:53,355 I am gonna kick you both in the nads. 83 00:05:54,529 --> 00:05:56,807 You're gonna have to do it later, because here he comes now. 84 00:05:56,967 --> 00:06:00,678 Well, now I don't believe you. - Okay, then. 85 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:03,744 Hey, come on in. Good to see you, Hyde. What's going on, buddy? 86 00:06:04,132 --> 00:06:06,529 She did it again! 87 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:10,087 I hate you! 88 00:06:10,256 --> 00:06:14,448 Man, we could do this all day. - Yeah, I've got nowhere to be, man. 89 00:06:19,268 --> 00:06:22,203 I got the best going-away present for Eric. 90 00:06:22,362 --> 00:06:25,653 Okay... a pen and pencil set. 91 00:06:26,514 --> 00:06:28,912 That way he can write me every day. 92 00:06:29,236 --> 00:06:31,633 Well, isn't that just... 93 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:38,075 Donna, a going-away gift should be something special, 94 00:06:38,235 --> 00:06:42,599 meaningful, personal. - Okay, like what... clock radio? 95 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:46,052 Underwear? Some spoons? Help me. 96 00:06:46,768 --> 00:06:48,787 No, honey, like... 97 00:06:48,947 --> 00:06:51,737 Okay. Before Red went to korea, 98 00:06:52,277 --> 00:06:56,992 I had my sister take a sexy boudoir photograph of me. 99 00:06:57,948 --> 00:07:00,834 I was wearing nothing but a fur coat. 100 00:07:01,432 --> 00:07:04,740 Mrs. Forman, you bad, bad girl. 101 00:07:05,596 --> 00:07:07,994 It was racy. 102 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,078 You could see my knees. 103 00:07:17,397 --> 00:07:20,258 Hey, Eric. We need something to drink. 104 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:25,410 Our throats are all dry from laughing over Jackie and the stinky blankie. 105 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,121 Jackie and the stinky blanket. 106 00:07:29,321 --> 00:07:32,551 Sounds like a delightful hearty boys mystery. 107 00:07:33,075 --> 00:07:37,435 I don't know what the mystery is. Why aren't those boys nailing Nancy Drew? 108 00:07:37,977 --> 00:07:40,587 'Cause she's got glasses! 109 00:07:41,203 --> 00:07:43,461 Mystery solved! 110 00:07:43,621 --> 00:07:46,166 So I gotta go over to Donna's, get my going-away present. 111 00:07:46,325 --> 00:07:49,635 Man, she is, like, the world's worst gift giver. 112 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:55,309 Remember that ugly sweater vest and that huge man ring? 113 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:01,413 Now I gotta go get excited about some other lame thing. 114 00:08:01,573 --> 00:08:04,364 "Oh, wow, Donna, clown shoes. Thank you so much." 115 00:08:05,854 --> 00:08:08,505 I wish I had a beautiful girl give me clown shoes. 116 00:08:09,092 --> 00:08:11,918 Hell, I'd settle for a beautiful clown giving me girl shoes. 117 00:08:13,444 --> 00:08:15,842 I dated a clown once. 118 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:20,142 But soon as I learned how to make those balloon animals, I dumped her. 119 00:08:24,881 --> 00:08:27,278 Excuse me, mr. Forman... oh! 120 00:08:31,203 --> 00:08:33,601 What the hell? 121 00:08:39,965 --> 00:08:42,362 Well, that was exciting. 122 00:08:46,956 --> 00:08:51,504 Mr. Forman, I was looking for you to apologize about the dress thing, okay? 123 00:08:51,774 --> 00:08:55,176 But then I opened the door, and wow! 124 00:08:57,142 --> 00:09:01,270 No, I don't mean "wow." I mean, "oh, no!" 125 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,498 No, no, I don't mean, "oh, no." 126 00:09:04,658 --> 00:09:07,314 Well, what were you doing just standing there? 127 00:09:07,474 --> 00:09:12,832 I was like a deer caught in the headlights. Oh! I said, "headlights." 128 00:09:14,456 --> 00:09:20,290 Red, it was a very awkward situation. No one knew what to do. 129 00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:24,441 Well, I know what I would do if I saw you naked. I'd turn and run the other way. 130 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:29,602 I mean, there is no reason on earth 131 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:33,827 for a 19-year-old boy to be staring at a woman your age. 132 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,533 Look, damn it, he's the one in trouble here, not me. 133 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:45,978 Hey, Kitty, could I have some peanut oil? I'm gonna fry up some jumbo shrimp, 134 00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:49,531 which is a funny name. It's like calling someone a giant midget. 135 00:09:51,629 --> 00:09:54,027 I'd like to see one of those. 136 00:09:54,263 --> 00:09:55,972 Get this, 137 00:09:56,131 --> 00:09:59,268 Charlie here walked into our bedroom and saw Kitty naked. 138 00:09:59,428 --> 00:10:01,764 Whoo-hoo! How was that? 139 00:10:02,192 --> 00:10:05,032 Well, how do you think it was? It was horrifying. 140 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,754 Excuse me. 141 00:10:11,658 --> 00:10:13,702 So, mr. Forman, 142 00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:16,179 how wrong was it for us to get into vietnam, huh? 143 00:10:21,765 --> 00:10:24,494 Uh-oh, Jackie. Hyde's coming for real this time. 144 00:10:24,654 --> 00:10:26,990 Quick, drink this old root beer. 145 00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:32,255 You know what? I am so tired of you two lying about Steven just so you can humiliate me. 146 00:10:32,415 --> 00:10:34,768 Okay, you're right. Let me make it up to you... 147 00:10:34,928 --> 00:10:37,325 by offering you this 148 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,215 different, not-old root beer. 149 00:10:41,212 --> 00:10:44,317 Jackie, Hyde is coming right now. 150 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:48,010 You know what, Michael? I'm sorry, but I'm not playing your little game anymore. 151 00:10:50,814 --> 00:10:52,951 Jackie. 152 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,428 Why aren't you in Chicago? 153 00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:58,230 Why do you smell like a dead dog? 154 00:11:00,348 --> 00:11:04,749 Okay, Donna. I'm ready for my going-away present. 155 00:11:05,049 --> 00:11:07,447 Yahoo. 156 00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:10,567 All right, here I come. 157 00:11:19,699 --> 00:11:22,142 Holy mother of Skywalker. 158 00:11:23,762 --> 00:11:26,636 You can do whatever you want to princess Leia. 159 00:11:27,557 --> 00:11:29,955 Her force field is down. 160 00:11:31,405 --> 00:11:35,020 Donna, this is the best... wait a second. Leia doesn't have a force field. 161 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:37,509 You know what? I'm too excited to quibble. Come here. 162 00:11:44,077 --> 00:11:46,857 I thought you left town. - Why? 163 00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:48,726 Because you're so amazing and incredible 164 00:11:48,886 --> 00:11:52,799 that I simply couldn't exist in the same town as you knowing you couldn't make a commitment? 165 00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:55,535 No, because you wrote me a note saying that you left town. 166 00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:01,356 That Steven was a metaphore. 167 00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:05,187 A metaphore for the fact that my heart might have gone, 168 00:12:05,676 --> 00:12:08,130 but my body is still here 169 00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:13,542 in this very awkward situation. 170 00:12:13,861 --> 00:12:16,382 Want me to cover you up with the stinky blanket? 171 00:12:19,902 --> 00:12:21,600 Would you guys get lost? 172 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,460 Oh, you want your privacy. I understand. 173 00:12:24,636 --> 00:12:28,178 We're just gonna go upstairs and listen through the vent. 174 00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:35,894 So what are you doing here, Jackie? You got something you wanna say to me? 175 00:12:36,644 --> 00:12:39,041 Yes, 176 00:12:39,788 --> 00:12:42,876 I want to say that I'm leaving for real this time. 177 00:12:43,035 --> 00:12:45,303 So you came back to tell me that you're leaving again. 178 00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:47,781 Yes, but this is good-bye. 179 00:12:48,210 --> 00:12:50,608 All right, I'll see you tomorrow then. 180 00:12:51,066 --> 00:12:54,902 Steven, I'm serious. - So want to hang out next week? 181 00:12:55,061 --> 00:12:57,379 I'm going. 182 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,244 Unless... 183 00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:06,400 unless, Steven, there's something you'd like to say, 184 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:10,118 in which case, I'm listening. 185 00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:13,508 Yeah. 186 00:13:13,898 --> 00:13:16,295 Have a good trip. 187 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,648 I will. 188 00:13:21,692 --> 00:13:25,281 can you guys stand closer to the vent and talk louder? 189 00:13:27,943 --> 00:13:29,762 Wow, so, uh, 190 00:13:29,921 --> 00:13:32,575 it's like, I can do anything I want? 191 00:13:34,604 --> 00:13:37,001 Can I touch your buns? 192 00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:40,121 What, you want to touch my butt? 193 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:44,180 No, not... not those buns. You know... 194 00:13:44,622 --> 00:13:47,019 the buns. 195 00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:50,336 Eric, that seems kind of weird. 196 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,897 Yeah. You know what? That is, like, a little weird. 197 00:13:54,402 --> 00:13:56,800 Maybe I'll just rub my face up against one of 'em. 198 00:13:59,399 --> 00:14:01,797 Okay. 199 00:14:17,986 --> 00:14:20,384 Leia... 200 00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:23,912 Oh, Leia... 201 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:32,291 Donna, meet me downstairs for fried shrimp in t-minus 20 seconds. 202 00:14:32,451 --> 00:14:35,121 Wear an old shirt. These things are greasy. 203 00:14:36,799 --> 00:14:40,094 Wow, that's almost enough to take you right out of the moment, huh? 204 00:14:40,552 --> 00:14:44,572 Okay, Donna. From now on, the only thing I'd like you to say is, 205 00:14:44,732 --> 00:14:47,066 "use the force, Eric." 206 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,356 Okay, that seems kind of... - Donna. 207 00:14:53,629 --> 00:14:56,026 Use the force, Eric. 208 00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:10,608 Man, and now mr. Forman is even madder at me since I saw mrs. Forman naked. 209 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:15,417 Doesn't he know I went to catholic school? I don't even know what any of that stuff is. 210 00:15:16,754 --> 00:15:19,151 Now what exactly did you see? 211 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:22,707 And I'm only asking because 212 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,581 I find miss Kitty attractive in a sexual way. 213 00:15:26,918 --> 00:15:29,308 I know how you can get back on Red's good side... 214 00:15:29,468 --> 00:15:31,802 Walk in on him naked. 215 00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:35,807 No way, man. I do know what that stuff is, and I don't want to see it. 216 00:15:36,605 --> 00:15:39,517 Seriously, look, it's perfect. 217 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:43,318 Look, Red assumes that everyone is either a pervert or an idiot. 218 00:15:43,478 --> 00:15:45,807 He thinks I'm both. - He thinks I'm both. 219 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:55,042 See, and if you walk in on Red naked, he's gonna assume that you're the biggest idiot in the world. 220 00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:57,461 That kind of makes sense. 221 00:15:57,621 --> 00:16:01,036 You know, you probably hear this all the time, but you're really smart. 222 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,870 I do hear that all the time. 223 00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:12,543 Hey, Jackie, how'd it go with Hyde? Did he ask you to stay? 224 00:16:13,054 --> 00:16:18,509 No. But even if he did, I can't stay, because I've got a career waiting for me in Chicago. 225 00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:22,403 But I am stuck here in this stupid place with no way out. 226 00:16:22,579 --> 00:16:24,976 Jackie, you know what would help? 227 00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:28,120 If you eat this dirty milk dud. 228 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,698 Shut up, Fez. 229 00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:36,589 Jackie, I'm here for you, okay? So 230 00:16:36,983 --> 00:16:39,283 I'll even give you a ride. 231 00:16:39,443 --> 00:16:42,474 Really? Oh, Michael, that would be great. 232 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,951 And I won't do anything, 233 00:16:45,264 --> 00:16:48,443 because frankly, I don't have much to offer. 234 00:16:50,131 --> 00:16:54,141 You guys smell smoke? - Everyone out of the house! 235 00:16:54,559 --> 00:16:57,151 I used too much oil in the fry baby. 236 00:16:57,656 --> 00:17:00,053 The whole kitchen's filled with smoke. 237 00:17:00,506 --> 00:17:02,506 Bob? Bob, are you okay? 238 00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:06,679 Yeah, I'm fine, but my shrimp are ruined. So I'm gonna have to eat with you guys. 239 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:10,032 I hope you make it something good, Kitty. 240 00:17:10,369 --> 00:17:12,766 fire! Fire! 241 00:17:19,642 --> 00:17:22,222 What the hell is on your head? 242 00:17:24,122 --> 00:17:26,520 I'm still wearing the helmet, aren't I? 243 00:17:26,965 --> 00:17:29,650 What did you do to my daughter? 244 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,645 Nothing. 245 00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:35,122 I was a perfect gentleman. 246 00:17:36,081 --> 00:17:38,479 I just squeezed her buns. 247 00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:45,629 I suggested a photograph. 248 00:17:46,287 --> 00:17:49,789 Not a go-go dance from outer space. 249 00:17:52,349 --> 00:17:55,029 I smell like smoke from bob's damn fire. 250 00:17:55,189 --> 00:17:58,211 If Kitty's looking for me, I went upstairs to take a shower. 251 00:17:59,841 --> 00:18:02,762 Now's your chance to catch Red naked. 252 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:07,313 He's gonna think I'm such an idiot! - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 253 00:18:07,899 --> 00:18:10,200 Give him enough time to take everything off. 254 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,919 You don't want to walk in on him wearing nothing but socks. 255 00:18:13,553 --> 00:18:15,950 That would just make this whole thing weird. 256 00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:27,406 Oh, boy. 257 00:18:28,187 --> 00:18:30,585 Get back here, you pervert! 258 00:18:31,565 --> 00:18:33,962 That boy just can't get enough of me. 259 00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:39,960 Sorry my present didn't work out. 260 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,985 Well... 261 00:18:43,145 --> 00:18:45,823 I mean, we are alone now. 262 00:18:46,855 --> 00:18:51,570 And I think I know exactly what might get you back in the mood... 263 00:18:52,369 --> 00:18:54,766 a little romantic music. 264 00:19:03,871 --> 00:19:05,067 where were we? 265 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:09,438 Oh, yes, you were a prisoner aboard the death star. 266 00:19:09,597 --> 00:19:13,544 And I... am the only stormtrooper 267 00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:16,411 with the keys to your laser chastity belt. 268 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,452 That's in the movie? 269 00:19:19,611 --> 00:19:21,929 Donna, it's implicit. 270 00:19:23,391 --> 00:19:25,788 God, I'm gonna miss you, Eric. 271 00:19:28,273 --> 00:19:32,008 I'm sorry. What was that? 272 00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:35,187 Use the force, Eric. 273 00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:47,603 All right, here we are. 274 00:19:47,763 --> 00:19:50,081 Good luck in Chicago. 275 00:19:51,496 --> 00:19:54,651 Michael, this is the bus station. 276 00:19:57,311 --> 00:20:02,906 Yeah. I said I'd give you a ride, and then under my breath I whispered, "to the bus station." 277 00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:06,167 No, no, no. 278 00:20:06,327 --> 00:20:08,794 No. I can't ride the bus. 279 00:20:08,954 --> 00:20:11,455 Other people's butts have been on those seats. 280 00:20:12,053 --> 00:20:16,112 Well, I'm not driving you all the way there. That's, like, two hours away. 281 00:20:16,332 --> 00:20:19,757 Michael, you put this car in gear and take me to Chicago right now. 282 00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:21,012 You know what? 283 00:20:21,172 --> 00:20:25,265 You haven't changed at all. You're still just a spoiled little princess 284 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:30,969 who gets by on her good looks and bitchy demands and mean and painful pinches. 285 00:20:32,173 --> 00:20:34,961 Yeah, well, you still don't have any manners. 286 00:20:35,121 --> 00:20:38,156 A real man wouldn't let the princess ride the bus. 287 00:20:39,035 --> 00:20:40,246 Well, you know what? 288 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:44,360 You're not even a princess. You're just a little bossy boss! 289 00:20:45,697 --> 00:20:47,095 That's right, Michael. 290 00:20:47,255 --> 00:20:51,028 I'm the boss, and you're taking the boss to Chicago right now. 291 00:20:51,188 --> 00:20:53,523 Ow! Fine! 292 00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:56,690 You're always telling me what to do. 293 00:20:57,277 --> 00:20:59,674 I've missed this. 294 00:21:09,818 --> 00:21:11,697 Please, mr. Stormtrooper, 295 00:21:11,857 --> 00:21:15,754 I'll do anything you want if you only spare the planet Alderaan. 296 00:21:20,854 --> 00:21:23,857 Eric, you have a line. We rehearsed this. 297 00:21:25,804 --> 00:21:28,202 Wait a minute. 298 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,464 Fez! 299 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,453 But I just want to touch the buns. Let me touch the buns.