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Oh my God, what did I do...

2
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You married a Las
Vegas stripper.

3
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Congratulations.

4
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With Eric gone,

5
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you're the town dumb-ass!

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Steven,

7
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how could you get
married and not remember?

8
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It's not like

9
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forgetting where you left your
keys or where you parked your car

10
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or your tenth anniversary...

11
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I don't know what
happened, I mean,

12
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Samantha and I hung out
for three weeks, and then

13
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one night we got really drunk and I
remember waking up with a killer hangover,

14
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thinking I better get out of Vegas
before I'd do something stupid

15
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So close!

16
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Here are some
pictures of our wedding

17
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We found this beautiful little
chapel called "Weddings and Waffles".

18
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Wow, that must have
been some wedding.

19
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It's not too often that you see
the bride jump out of her own cake.

20
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Oh man, it's starting
to come back to me.

21
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I remember seeing a
cross and an altar.

22
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But I thought I was having
that Excorcist-dream again.

23
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WHERE'S THE STRIPPER?

24
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THERE SHE IS!

25
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IN THE KITCHEN!

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AM I YELLING?
I CAN'T HELP IT!

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You must be Kelso.
I'm Samantha Hyde

28
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Oh my God, you
took my name?

29
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Oh Steven, you look like
you're about to throw up!

30
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Here,

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use Eric's 'whoopsie' basin.

32
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Aim for the Snoopy.

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I got the get out of here. I'm
gonna go to the record store.

34
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Well Hyde, you're
freakin' out man.

35
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You married a stripper!
You're living every guys dream!

36
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Well not my dream, my
dream is always the same,

37
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monkey gives me the finger

38
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and flaps his lips at me

39
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and takes off
with my clothes.

40
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Trust me, you don't
wanna live that dream.

41
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What's the store doing closed
in the middle of the day?

42
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Maybe it's Rosh Hashanah.

43
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Hey dude, pull up a pillow.

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Leo,

45
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what the hell did you
do with my record store?

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Record store?

47
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You know now that you mention it, this
place would make an awesome record store.

48
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I left you in charge and you turned my store
into a hippy den for your stoner friends?

49
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That's not true man.

50
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I don't know any
of these people.

51
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Leo, I'm not in the
mood for this today.

52
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Just get these people out of
here alright. I'll be in my office

53
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Leo there is an
ORGY in my office!

54
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I can't the boys from the
girls it's hair everywhere!

55
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Man.

56
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This is no way to
spend Rosh Hashanah.

57
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I can't believe Hyde.

58
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I mean he completely
broke Jackie's heart.

59
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Who just goes and
marries a stripper?

60
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What are you, dense?

61
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Anybody who can, that who.

62
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Okay, get dressed.
We're going out.

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But it doesn't really matter what you wear,
because everyone is gonna be looking at me.

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But don't wear that.

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Wow Jackie.

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After everything you've been through
with Hyde, you come here and insult me?

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You're all better!

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Well I'm not gonna
sit around moping.

69
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I'm gonna do what every woman
does when they hit rock bottom.

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You're going to
have sex with me?

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No.

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I'm going to go out
and meet some boys,

73
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and crush their
hearts one by one.

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You know Donna, Eric is in Africa.
Must be close to hitting rock bottom...

75
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Not really.

76
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How long has a boy have to wait before
one of floosies hits rock bottom?

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Oh. Samantha.

78
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You're painting your
toes in the kitchen.

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That's funny because I was just
making meatloaf in the bathroom.

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Sorry.

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Hyde told me how much
he likes painted toes.

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He told me some other things that he liked but
I said: Hey I'm a stripper not a contortionist.

83
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Well isn't that just more
then a mother wants to hear.

84
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Okay so,

85
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I'm curious.

86
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What is your act like?

87
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Do you sing?

88
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No I just dance.

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Oh. Well when I was younger,
I took tap. Do you do tap?

90
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No funny that you should
mention it, I strip to taps!

91
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You mean

92
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the song they play
when an army man dies?

93
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Yeah.

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It's my tribute to
our armed forces.

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I wave the American flag

96
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and then for the big
finish, I give a salute

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and the I smack my fanny

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Sorry I...

99
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No I'm sorry.

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This thing has a
mind of it's own

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Red,

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I'm not sure how I feel about
having a stripper stay in our home.

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It's, what's the word,

104
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an abomination!

105
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I don't think Steven even knew what
he was doing when he married her.

106
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It sounds like he was as schnockered
as you were on St. Patricks Day.

107
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Okay well that green punch
sneaks right up on you!

108
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I think Steven has
made a huge mistake.

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But what are we gonna do?

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Kick Sam out?

111
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Oh we will do no such thing.

112
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You will!

113
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Oh fine.

114
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But the next time
you hit a deer,

115
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you're the one putting it out of
it's misery with it's tyre iron!

116
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Well well,

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another day in the life of Point Place police
officer. I just confiscated a whole box of lighters,

118
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paraphernalia and
illegal substances...

119
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ice work officer.

120
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Now we're hooked
up for two months.

121
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So...

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what do we do now...

123
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Man I think I
have to fire Leo.

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He almost put me
out of business.

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Just wish there was
a good way to do it...

126
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This is definitely gooder.

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Gooder?

128
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Yeah that's a word.

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Leo,

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I left you in charge of the
store and you let me down man.

131
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So I'm sorry to have to say

132
00:08:05,182 --> 00:08:06,685
you're fired man!

133
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I think the word you're
looking for is 'fried' man...

134
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And I am.

135
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No no man I mean
you're fired.

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That's even funnier man!

137
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And I totally deserve it.

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Yeah and you're
under arrest too!

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What?

140
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I'm just kidding. These
handcuffs don't even work, look...

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wait, these are the
ones that DO work...

142
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Hey, I saw this Help
Wanted sign outside.

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You still looking?

144
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Errrrr,

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Leo were you trying
to hire somebody?

146
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You know yesterday I was having a
hard time opening up a jar of pickles

147
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so I put the Help
Wanted sign up.

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Too late man, I found
something else to eat.

149
00:09:06,978 --> 00:09:10,590
Why do they make the lid so
tight? It's just pickles!

150
00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:13,726
So you're not hiring?

151
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That's a bummer.
Cause I gotta say,

152
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if this is your idea
of a staff meeting,

153
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I'd work my butt off!

154
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What the hell man, I'm in
a giving mood right now.

155
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You can have the job and do all
the work that Leo wasn't doing.

156
00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:30,971
And Leo I can't fire you
man. You're too awesome.

157
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New guy, you're hired.

158
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Leo you're not fired,
jobs for everyone.

159
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Well that was hard
but it had to be done.

160
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Wow Jackie, that
is quite an outfit.

161
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Does it come with a pimp?

162
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Donna, this is my
man-catcher dress!

163
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It is scientifically
designed to make men want me,

164
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while at the same time knowing
they could never really have me.

165
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Oh everyone loves a tease...

166
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,166
Oh he is cute and smiling!

167
00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,804
I'm gonna go and make
him wish he was dead!

168
00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:13,016
Can I ask you a question?

169
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,216
Yes, I'm available.

170
00:10:16,299 --> 00:10:18,601
But not to you! HA! BURN!

171
00:10:18,658 --> 00:10:21,619
Oh my God that was so much
fun, I wanna do another one!

172
00:10:22,732 --> 00:10:25,513
Actually I just wanted to know
your hot blond friend's name...

173
00:10:25,561 --> 00:10:27,551
Oh I don't have a
hot blond friend.

174
00:10:28,106 --> 00:10:29,779
I'm just here
with Fez and Donna.

175
00:10:30,594 --> 00:10:31,637
Donna? Thanks!

176
00:10:31,682 --> 00:10:33,446
Wait, wait, what,
you like Donna?

177
00:10:33,471 --> 00:10:35,466
She reads books for fun!

178
00:10:37,059 --> 00:10:38,361
Hi,

179
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I'm Mark.

180
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Wow,

181
00:10:41,023 --> 00:10:43,526
you have one of the prettiest
smiles I've ever seen.

182
00:10:43,572 --> 00:10:44,314
Oh

183
00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:45,894
thank you!

184
00:10:49,725 --> 00:10:52,516
Well the secret is to
brush with baking soda!

185
00:10:54,492 --> 00:10:56,494
Actually I was
talking to Donna.

186
00:10:56,528 --> 00:10:58,801
Wow, you are just gorgeous.

187
00:10:58,828 --> 00:11:00,548
Really?

188
00:11:00,756 --> 00:11:03,726
Yeah you know Donna
means 'lady' in Italian.

189
00:11:03,991 --> 00:11:06,375
And Belladonna means
'fine lady', and you,

190
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,833
you are definitely
one fine lady.

191
00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:11,447
What's Italian
for 'keep going'?

192
00:11:12,812 --> 00:11:14,244
Wanna play a little pool?

193
00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:18,041
Oh I'm sorry I can't.
I have a boyfriend.

194
00:11:19,065 --> 00:11:20,298
He's in Africa.

195
00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:26,535
Well he is just missing out
on how beautiful you look.

196
00:11:27,148 --> 00:11:29,320
La mia fiora bella.

197
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:31,960
Italian!

198
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,110
Can you believe that?

199
00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:40,400
Ah don't worry.
You still got me.

200
00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:42,716
Hi, I'm Kim.

201
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,347
Dance with me.

202
00:11:45,199 --> 00:11:47,021
So long lame-o!

203
00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,172
Hey Samantha,

204
00:11:59,205 --> 00:12:01,060
you should have seen
your dopey husband today.

205
00:12:01,102 --> 00:12:02,806
He was supposed to fire Leo,

206
00:12:02,831 --> 00:12:05,625
but then he wussed out
and hired a new guy too.

207
00:12:06,469 --> 00:12:10,660
It's like the time I went to break up with this
chick and I ended up doing it with her AND her mom.

208
00:12:11,435 --> 00:12:14,186
I understand why you
couldn't fire anyone.

209
00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:16,474
On the outside you're
rough and cynical,

210
00:12:16,510 --> 00:12:20,599
but underneath is all you're just a sweet
curly-haired boy who likes to be tickled.

211
00:12:21,802 --> 00:12:22,737
Really?

212
00:12:24,681 --> 00:12:26,324
Kelso, if you
try to tickle me,

213
00:12:26,349 --> 00:12:30,148
I swear to God I rip off your arm and
tickle the bloody hole with your own hand.

214
00:12:32,161 --> 00:12:35,995
You'll figure out what to do
honey, you have great instincts.

215
00:12:36,037 --> 00:12:38,813
You have a great butt too,
but that's a whole other thing

216
00:12:40,556 --> 00:12:41,996
She is awesome.

217
00:12:42,101 --> 00:12:45,245
Hey Sam, let me ask you a
question about being a stripper.

218
00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:46,723
Can I see your boobs?

219
00:12:52,014 --> 00:12:53,296
Oh Samantha.

220
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:54,896
You're here.

221
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,200
Did Red talk to
you by any chance?

222
00:12:58,247 --> 00:13:00,598
Mr. Forman? No. Why?

223
00:13:00,635 --> 00:13:02,517
Oh. Well. Uhhm.

224
00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:05,143
"What's that? Be
right there Eric!"

225
00:13:08,656 --> 00:13:12,386
Then my psychiatrist said
the reason I always want sex

226
00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:17,001
is because I never got apporoval from my
parents so I'm trying to find it somewhere else.

227
00:13:17,306 --> 00:13:19,271
Do you think he's right?

228
00:13:20,035 --> 00:13:22,017
Dear God I hope so!

229
00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:27,571
Who does that guy think he
is rejecting me like that?

230
00:13:27,617 --> 00:13:30,840
I am the hottest girl
here! Right Fez?

231
00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:36,683
Hey you!

232
00:13:37,339 --> 00:13:38,393
Mark is it?

233
00:13:38,745 --> 00:13:39,651
Yeah.

234
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,530
I don't know
where you're from.

235
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:45,476
But I'll have you know, I
am the catch of Point Place.

236
00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:48,721
That's true. That's how
she signed my yearbook.

237
00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:51,137
Ah come back here!

238
00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:54,387
Nobody ignores
Jerky Backhart!

239
00:13:55,148 --> 00:13:57,282
I am adorable!

240
00:13:57,329 --> 00:14:00,429
I am engaging and
I'm DAMN likeable.

241
00:14:01,982 --> 00:14:04,526
And if you're too
stupid to see that,

242
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,494
then I feel sorry for you!

243
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:09,731
Cause if anyone should be
the center of attention here,

244
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,300
it's me.

245
00:14:11,912 --> 00:14:12,857
Jackie!

246
00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:18,263
What the hell is
a "boobs out"?

247
00:14:27,086 --> 00:14:28,660
Okay, your turn!

248
00:14:34,691 --> 00:14:36,632
Ah Samantha, there
you are, good.

249
00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:39,539
Hi Mr. Forman. I
was just unpacking.

250
00:14:39,923 --> 00:14:41,237
Aren't these cute?

251
00:14:41,264 --> 00:14:41,899
Oh!

252
00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:46,292
I mean you can't
tell like this.

253
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,623
You have to picture
them like this

254
00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:53,196
Plus they hold dollar bills
better then anything I own.

255
00:14:54,252 --> 00:14:56,673
I'm going upstairs
to find you a wallet!

256
00:15:02,613 --> 00:15:04,634
Hey Randy, come here.
I want to talk to you.

257
00:15:04,679 --> 00:15:06,612
Yeah sure, but
check this out first

258
00:15:06,677 --> 00:15:10,248
See these guys over there? They
think Leo is an Almond brother.

259
00:15:11,484 --> 00:15:13,706
- Why would they think that?
- I told them!

260
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:15,215
Wow,

261
00:15:15,531 --> 00:15:17,482
Leo is an Almond brother?

262
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:19,621
Yeah man.

263
00:15:19,813 --> 00:15:21,938
We were overstocked with
Almond Brothers albums.

264
00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:25,585
So I figured meeting one of the guys of
the band would put people in a buying mood.

265
00:15:25,977 --> 00:15:27,622
And it totally worked!

266
00:15:28,977 --> 00:15:30,329
And Leo's up for this?

267
00:15:30,365 --> 00:15:32,408
Oh he has no idea
what is going on.

268
00:15:33,053 --> 00:15:36,644
I mean... at all.
He's really out of it.

269
00:15:37,886 --> 00:15:39,510
You know now that
you mention it,

270
00:15:39,617 --> 00:15:43,955
if we give him a hat and some sunglasses we
could probably use him to move some ZZ Top!

271
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,274
Yeah.

272
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,482
Your friend here might be
pretty enough to pass of as Cher.

273
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:50,698
Yeah.

274
00:15:51,674 --> 00:15:54,636
That's not a bad
idea Andy Gibb!

275
00:15:58,338 --> 00:15:59,959
So what did you want
to talk to me about?

276
00:16:00,005 --> 00:16:00,807
Oh.

277
00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:05,394
I guess I just wanted to congratulate you
on your new job here at the record store.

278
00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:08,560
I name you senior vice-president
in charge of scams.

279
00:16:08,597 --> 00:16:10,301
Alright man!

280
00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:13,068
Man, I can't fire Leo.

281
00:16:13,112 --> 00:16:14,546
He's like a father to me.

282
00:16:14,981 --> 00:16:16,584
Well like a friend.

283
00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:19,672
Well he's like a guy
who always has lighter.

284
00:16:20,824 --> 00:16:21,668
Whoho.

285
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:26,734
So if you're not gonna fire Randy, and
you're not gonna fire Leo, I got a question.

286
00:16:26,949 --> 00:16:28,761
Can I see your wife boobs?

287
00:16:31,434 --> 00:16:33,548
Hey guys, guess what.

288
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:36,534
One of the Almond
Brothers is here!

289
00:16:42,074 --> 00:16:44,324
This new guy
Randy is awesome!

290
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:48,180
Today he was looking over the records, and
he figured out it be easier to find things

291
00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:50,559
if we just
alphabetized them.

292
00:16:51,771 --> 00:16:54,764
Hey, do you know what
you were doing just now?

293
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,832
No, what?

294
00:16:57,078 --> 00:16:59,450
Telling your wife
about your day.

295
00:16:59,783 --> 00:17:00,999
Pretty cool huh?

296
00:17:01,273 --> 00:17:02,448
Didn't suck.

297
00:17:05,218 --> 00:17:08,221
Oh good. You're both here.

298
00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:11,370
We want to talk to you
about your marriage.

299
00:17:12,174 --> 00:17:14,824
Steven, I've come to
think of you as a son,

300
00:17:14,849 --> 00:17:18,443
and so I want to give you
some honest, hartfelt advise.

301
00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:20,890
Get your head
out of your ass.

302
00:17:22,692 --> 00:17:24,856
You two barely
know eachother.

303
00:17:24,898 --> 00:17:28,780
Not to mention that I saw a TV
movie where someone like you moved in

304
00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:30,640
and killed the whole family.

305
00:17:34,451 --> 00:17:36,212
Steven honey,

306
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,579
if this isn't what you
want, you should say so now.

307
00:17:40,975 --> 00:17:42,817
Yeah, you should.

308
00:17:43,819 --> 00:17:48,431
Hyde, if you don't want me here, I'll
pack up my things and leave tonight.

309
00:17:51,423 --> 00:17:53,105
No man, it's cool.

310
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,143
Okay then.

311
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,968
Oh she's staying.

312
00:18:02,404 --> 00:18:03,257
Well

313
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:07,533
Well I guess I'll go set an extra place
at the table for stripper... supper!

314
00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:15,672
You're never gonna believe
this! I drove here this way.

315
00:18:21,135 --> 00:18:23,216
Jackie, will you
please come out?

316
00:18:23,282 --> 00:18:25,463
I don't think even
anyone saw you.

317
00:18:30,623 --> 00:18:31,647
OH MY GOD!

318
00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:38,131
I'm sorry about my friend,
she's a little prudish.

319
00:18:39,075 --> 00:18:41,619
She's not as free with her
body as I hope you will be.

320
00:18:44,202 --> 00:18:45,584
Ready to go baby?

321
00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:48,820
Hey buddy, the only guy
she is leaving with is me!

322
00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:52,698
Unless you just wanna do it in the
bathroom, then we can leave separately.

323
00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:57,151
Fez, there is something
I need to tell you.

324
00:18:57,497 --> 00:18:58,861
Mark and I are married.

325
00:19:01,115 --> 00:19:01,949
What?

326
00:19:03,151 --> 00:19:06,873
Yeah we come here every weekend and
watch eachother hit on strangers.

327
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:10,228
It makes for some ultra hot
action when we get back home!

328
00:19:11,082 --> 00:19:13,884
Wait, yeah Eric and
I tried that once.

329
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,661
I got three phone numbers and he
got the highscore on Space Invaders.

330
00:19:19,574 --> 00:19:21,638
Wait, you do this
every weekend?

331
00:19:21,684 --> 00:19:25,193
You shower some poor loser with affection
and then toss him aside when you're done?

332
00:19:25,589 --> 00:19:26,561
Yeah.

333
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:29,928
See you next weekend...

334
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:37,940
I gotta say, Sam
is pretty cool.

335
00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:38,792
Yeah?

336
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,378
Yeah yesterday for
no reason at all,

337
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:45,612
she grabbed a beer out of the
fridge and just like gave it to me.

338
00:19:48,127 --> 00:19:49,609
I mean what is
that all about?

339
00:19:50,862 --> 00:19:53,975
Maybe that is what husbands
and wives do for eachother?

340
00:19:54,122 --> 00:19:56,214
Craziest damn
thing I ever saw.

341
00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:00,887
Uhm Steven? I just wanna let
you know that we're through.

342
00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:05,764
If you're gonna go off and marry someone you
don't even know, then we can't be together anymore

343
00:20:08,857 --> 00:20:12,837
Okay. Well I guess you always
have Kelso to fall back on.

344
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,005
Or Fez.

345
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,631
Hey what? Did
I hear my name?

346
00:20:18,497 --> 00:20:20,118
Are Jackie and I
going to do it?

347
00:20:21,414 --> 00:20:23,345
Can somebody tell me
what is going on?

348
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,722
Steven I have been
so stupid for so long.

349
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:30,109
I tried to force Michael to marry
me, I tried to force you to marry me.

350
00:20:30,155 --> 00:20:34,115
And last night I threw myself at some
unavailable creep I didn't even like.

351
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,954
Well, now you've
hit a new low.

352
00:20:38,027 --> 00:20:41,559
Throwing yourself at
some guy on Rosh Hashanah.

353
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:48,450
So you know what? I'm done
making an ass of myself for you.

354
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,359
Or any other guys.

355
00:20:50,464 --> 00:20:51,468
In fact,

356
00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:53,525
I'm done with
guys completely.

357
00:20:54,081 --> 00:20:55,316
Hear that Hyde?

358
00:20:56,928 --> 00:21:01,140
We screwed her up so bad she's switching
to chicks! How awesome are we!

359
00:21:06,487 --> 00:21:08,481
So I was thinking
about you all week,

360
00:21:08,507 --> 00:21:11,387
how cute and flustered you
looked when I kissed you.

361
00:21:13,441 --> 00:21:18,450
I really liked that!
- Yess..me too...

362
00:21:18,803 --> 00:21:22,799
You know what? This is too creepy.
Even for me.

363
00:21:30,105 --> 00:21:34,101
Sorry about that,
I didn't even know what that was about.

364
00:21:34,782 --> 00:21:36,780
Where were we?