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I still can't believe our little Hyde
went off and married a Las Vegas stripper.

2
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Yeah. Now we have
to get him a present.

3
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What says "congratulations on your
wedding and I want to nail your wife" ?

4
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Oooooooh we should get him one
of those big electric knives!

5
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Those suckers will cut
right through your hand.

6
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Can I help you?

7
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Leo, it's me Randy.

8
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I got hired last week?

9
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We drove in together?

10
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Oh yeah, Frankie!

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Randy!

12
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No, it's Leo.

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Hey Sam, this is Randy.

14
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Randy, this is
my wife Samantha.

15
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Wife? I didn't
know you were married

16
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Yep, they said it wouldn't last,
but we're going on six days now.

17
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Hey, we've got to throw
you a killer bachelor party!

18
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No! Absolutely not. If I want
to spend money on a stripper,

19
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I'll take Samantha shopping.

20
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Hey I hope you guys are comfortable
getting turned on in front of each other.

21
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- Yeah okay...
- I don't mind I guess...

22
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Great!

23
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Cause we are throwing
Hyde a bachelor party!

24
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Bachelor party?
That is awesome!

25
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Okay, the first guy that throws
up has to pay for everything!

26
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Nooo wait, that's always me.

27
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Uhh, okay, the second
guy... ah that's me too.

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Awesome I'm paying!

29
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Fez you find a place, Kelso
you buy the beer and Leo,

30
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you are in charge of
the adult entertainment.

31
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Okay man. But

32
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I haven't stripped since
I was at Chippendales!

33
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You were not
at Chippendales.

34
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Oh right. I stripped
in Bloomingdale's.

35
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I used to be really
kinda out of it.

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That 70's Show
- Saison 8 Episode 03 "You're My Best Friend"

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Traduction par Yvan et
Guzo Synchro par Kiff

38
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Merci à "site source"

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www. Forom. Com

40
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Bad news Kelso, we can't have
the bachelor party at our place.

41
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Our landlord said he'll evict us
if we have anymore crazy parties.

42
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How was I supposed to know
that racoon had rabiës?

43
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Why don't we have
the party here?

44
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Hey, that's not a bad idea.
I just have one question.

45
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Who the hell are you?

46
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I'm Randy, I work at Hyde's record store.
Go to college part-time. Manage bands.

47
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If you name a city I can
tell you the time zone.

48
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Boise.

49
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- Mountain.
- Impressive.

50
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Okay Kelso, you'll be in charge
of getting rid of the Forman's.

51
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That'll be easy.

52
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Without starting a fire.

53
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Why don't you just handcuff me
and throw me in a well Donna!

54
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Uhhh Mrs. Forman

55
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is a woman, which means
that she used to be a chick.

56
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So therefore, I will just
play on her insecurities.

57
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Kelso, I really doubt
you can pull that off.

58
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Sure I can. Mr.

59
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I stand corrected...

60
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Okay now, the best thing
about a bachelor party

61
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is tricking the guy into thinking
something bad is gonna happen

62
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and then taking them
someplace great!

63
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I thought the best thing was
bringing women who normally hate you

64
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pretend to like you
because you have a dollar.

65
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What a wonderful tradition.

66
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So what we need is a crazy way to get
Hyde here without him expecting anything.

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Wait a minute, I'm a cop!

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Yeah! Me and Fez will be
in the Elcamino with Hyde,

69
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you pull us over, arrest us and bring
us to the party in a police car!

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NO! I left my gun
at the playground!

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Hey Donna! Sorry I'm late.

72
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I didn't want to come over till all my
other options for tonight fell trough.

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Good to see you
too Jackie...

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I just figured since the guys are throwing a party
for Hyde, that we should have our own girls night.

75
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Well as long as it
isn't a pity party.

76
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Because I am
completely over Steven.

77
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God, I can't wait till we can sit around
and trash that skanky stripper he married.

78
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Donna, why does all the food in the kitchen
have a "property of Bob" sticker on it?

79
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Oh, hi Jackie!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
INVITED THE WHORE!

81
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Who are you
calling a whore?

82
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Well, I see only
one whore here...

83
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Girls night... yeaaayyy...

84
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- Hi there Miss Kitty!
- Hi boys!

85
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Heyyy. So, saturdaynight,
you and that

86
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husband of yours
got any big plans?

87
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Well we sure do.

88
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First he is taking me on the Loveboat and
then he is taking me to Fantasy Island.

89
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"Ze plane, ze plane!"

90
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I love that guy,
he is so little.

91
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So you're staying
home again.

92
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Sounds to me like
your marriage is dead

93
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What? Our marriage is fine.

94
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Oh puhleaze!

95
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Red's got you working harder then a
hotdogsalesman at a fat guy convention.

96
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You know, when was the last time that
Red took you out for a night on the town?

97
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Well...

98
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a couple of weeks ago
he took me to the movies

99
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and then when it was over he
came back and he picked me up.

100
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Mrs. Forman, Red needs
to take you out tonight.

101
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On a REAL date, that lasts at least,
what, three three-and-a-half hours?

102
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You know what?
You're right.

103
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Kitty! What's for supper?

104
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Well, that's up to
the chef at Frenchies.

105
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We're going out tonight and I'm getting
the most expensive thing on the menu.

106
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The six dollar steak?

107
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Kitty, we're
in a recession!

108
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Boy Red, that
woman is testy.

109
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Stay out of it, chubby.

110
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I'm retaining water!

111
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Fez, I'm sick of driving you around just
because your belly has got the rumblies!

112
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Hey, there is
Kelso's cop car...

113
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Let the party begin...

114
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What?

115
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Step on it, grandma!

116
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OW, what are you doing
man? Get off my foot!

117
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This is unbelievable!

118
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Ah man, just what we needed,
getting pulled over by a cop...

119
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Yeah, this is gonna
ruin the whole evening...

120
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License and registration.

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SURPRISE HYDE!

122
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Who the hell is that?

123
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Get out of the car sir.

124
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Errrr Fez... I know you said all
us white people look the same,

125
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but that is not Kelso...

126
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Oh I know what
is going on here!

127
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If Kelso pulls us over,
then Hyde will be suspicious.

128
00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:05,418
So he sent another cop to
make the joke more realistic.

129
00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:07,178
Oh Kelso,

130
00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:09,031
you beautiful genius.

131
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Nice job Fez, you
just got me a ticket.

132
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Ah starting of slow with
a ticket huh. Nice touch!

133
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I'll take that

134
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Fez what are you doing?

135
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Sir, give me back that
ticket before you...

136
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Before what? It
starts to snow?

137
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Okay that's it!

138
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What are you gonna do
piggie? Throw us in jail?

139
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He threw us in jail.

140
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Fez, I don't know
why you are smiling,

141
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but I promise you won't be when I sell
your ass for a pack of cigarettes!

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First of all, this ass is
worth at least a carton.

143
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And second of all;

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BACHELOR PARTY!

145
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A bachelor party has
beers, and topless ladies.

146
00:09:00,787 --> 00:09:03,063
This place has iron bars and

147
00:09:03,157 --> 00:09:06,555
a bum wearing no pants sitting on
my jacket... THAT IS NOT A CUSHION!

148
00:09:08,268 --> 00:09:10,942
Fez, I don't think this is
part of the bachelor party.

149
00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,936
They fingerprinted us!

150
00:09:13,546 --> 00:09:16,819
Well I don't know. Maybe that's how
the strippers know what to charge.

151
00:09:18,995 --> 00:09:21,610
You know, at the end of the night, they
count the fingerprints on their boobies

152
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and they know who ows what.

153
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Dude!

154
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You are scarily optimistic!

155
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Something clearly
got messed up!

156
00:09:31,498 --> 00:09:34,127
Trust me, this is all
part of Kelso's plan.

157
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I guarantee you he is on
his way over here right now.

158
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The thing about
being a cop is,

159
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we may look like normal people,
I mean, I don't obviously,

160
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but we have to go
through rigorous training

161
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to be able to withstand any kind of
mental, physical, or emotional pain

162
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AHHHHHHHH BRAIN FREEZE!

163
00:10:00,439 --> 00:10:02,750
MAKE IT STOP
! MAKE IT STOP!

164
00:10:06,323 --> 00:10:08,752
Donna, how could you
invite the stripper here?

165
00:10:08,787 --> 00:10:12,658
This is supposed to be girls
night, not girls girls girls night.

166
00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:18,030
Samantha, you'll
have to excuse Jackie.

167
00:10:18,183 --> 00:10:21,478
She has a speech impediment that
makes everything sound bitchy.

168
00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:24,876
It's okay Donna.

169
00:10:24,911 --> 00:10:30,271
This isn't the first time I've had to deal
with an angry ex-girlfriend. Or wife. Or mother.

170
00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:32,799
One time it was
some guy's boyfriend.

171
00:10:34,213 --> 00:10:35,997
That was just weird.

172
00:10:37,076 --> 00:10:40,536
So uhm, tell me what are you gonna do
with all your stripper money? Huh?

173
00:10:40,571 --> 00:10:42,530
Buy back your self esteem?

174
00:10:43,926 --> 00:10:46,427
Actually I
bought a Trans-Am.

175
00:10:47,155 --> 00:10:49,618
Oeh, a slut-car!

176
00:10:50,204 --> 00:10:51,800
Okay, stop!

177
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,706
Jackie, you and Samantha are
gonna have to learn to get along.

178
00:10:55,940 --> 00:11:00,479
Mostly because I don't like being the
cream filling in your oreo of bitchyness

179
00:11:01,429 --> 00:11:06,212
OH! So all of a sudden your
happiness is more important than mine?

180
00:11:06,236 --> 00:11:08,535
You are SO selfish!

181
00:11:08,897 --> 00:11:10,873
No, it's just
that unlike you,

182
00:11:10,911 --> 00:11:13,964
I don't think Samantha is the worst
piece of trash that ever walked the earth.

183
00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:16,157
OHHHH! YOU TRAITOR!

184
00:11:16,991 --> 00:11:18,912
Jackie! Come on

185
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,065
So,

186
00:11:25,106 --> 00:11:26,748
what color is
your Trans-Am?

187
00:11:26,779 --> 00:11:27,682
Powder blue.

188
00:11:27,705 --> 00:11:29,688
That's freakin' awesome!

189
00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:39,872
See now, wasn't it great
to get out for a change?

190
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:42,910
We had a good meal,
nice conversation and

191
00:11:42,945 --> 00:11:45,314
look, we stayed
out past nine!

192
00:11:45,595 --> 00:11:47,507
It's like New Year's Eve!

193
00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:51,613
How about that dopey waiter
that flambeed his tie?

194
00:11:52,516 --> 00:11:55,800
Yeah, those French bastards you
stick to what they're good at.

195
00:11:55,823 --> 00:11:58,227
Baking bread
and losing wars!

196
00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:01,256
SURPRISE!

197
00:12:01,878 --> 00:12:03,790
What the hell?

198
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,485
Happy bachelor
party Steven!

199
00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:08,599
Who is this?

200
00:12:09,491 --> 00:12:10,986
That's my wife!

201
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:13,027
Well she can watch,
but that's extra.

202
00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:30,240
I can't believe you guys
got me thrown in jail.

203
00:12:30,898 --> 00:12:32,939
It feels so fake,
like I didn't earn it.

204
00:12:36,258 --> 00:12:37,349
Guys,

205
00:12:37,502 --> 00:12:41,021
I'm starting to think this might not be
part of the whole bachelor party plan.

206
00:12:43,335 --> 00:12:44,930
Unless she is a stripper.

207
00:12:48,085 --> 00:12:50,537
You know what?
She might be...

208
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,692
why don't you tell
her to shake it?

209
00:12:56,149 --> 00:12:59,680
You know, it's so nice to
finally have someone on my side!

210
00:13:02,636 --> 00:13:07,071
Hey baby, why don't you rip off that phony
uniform and start shaking your moneymaker?

211
00:13:09,182 --> 00:13:10,813
Are you talking to me?

212
00:13:10,884 --> 00:13:12,173
That's right momma!

213
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,165
First of all, I'm
not your momma.

214
00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:18,260
And if you ever talk
to me like that again,

215
00:13:18,283 --> 00:13:23,539
I will pull your skinny ass through these bars
and find fifty new ways to use my night stick!

216
00:13:26,579 --> 00:13:28,726
I don't know if
she's a stripper,

217
00:13:29,324 --> 00:13:31,834
but she sure knows
how to turn a boy on...

218
00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:35,799
Kelso! Where the
hell have you been?

219
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,079
There was an emergency
at the ice cream stand.

220
00:13:38,097 --> 00:13:40,807
They hired a new girl
and she's super cute.

221
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:46,074
Yeah guys, so I'm loving spending
my bachelor party in jail.

222
00:13:46,109 --> 00:13:47,881
What are you guys gonna
do for my birthday?

223
00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:50,279
Set me on fire,
push me off a cliff?

224
00:13:52,108 --> 00:13:53,746
I'll take care of this

225
00:13:54,203 --> 00:13:56,749
Ahh listen sergeant, ahhh,

226
00:13:57,899 --> 00:14:00,726
I think there was like a big
misunderstanding. You see,

227
00:14:00,761 --> 00:14:04,153
I was supposed to arrest these
guys, n trumped up charges,

228
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,525
and then take 'm to a bachelor
party in the police car

229
00:14:06,543 --> 00:14:08,595
and then we were gonna watch some
strippers dance and get drunk.

230
00:14:08,649 --> 00:14:11,746
But I was totally gonna be
back by the end of my shift.

231
00:14:13,893 --> 00:14:15,611
Isn't that hilarious?

232
00:14:19,811 --> 00:14:21,875
That lady has no
sense of humour.

233
00:14:26,918 --> 00:14:31,187
I want all of you people
out of my house NOW

234
00:14:31,222 --> 00:14:35,328
HEY. We're not going anywhere untill we get
our money. I got an unemployed husband to feed.

235
00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:38,006
Leo, pay these women.

236
00:14:38,124 --> 00:14:40,106
I don't have any money man.

237
00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:45,373
All I have is a ticket
for the 1974 World's Fair.

238
00:14:46,441 --> 00:14:48,865
One more year,
I can't wait!

239
00:14:51,104 --> 00:14:53,201
Well I'm all out
of money since

240
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,969
big spender here had
to get the salad bar.

241
00:14:56,498 --> 00:15:01,248
Well for heaven's sake Red. I'll just write the
girls a check and the boys can pay us back later.

242
00:15:01,272 --> 00:15:03,101
Fine. It's a
hundred dollars.

243
00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:05,741
Well clearly I am in
the wrong profession.

244
00:15:11,136 --> 00:15:12,577
Does Jackie do this a lot?

245
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:16,107
Just run off and lock herself in
her room when she gets mad at you?

246
00:15:16,318 --> 00:15:18,054
Huh. Not always.

247
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:21,256
Sometimes she just tells
people I'm four months pregnant.

248
00:15:22,077 --> 00:15:23,731
How can you be
friends with her?

249
00:15:23,766 --> 00:15:24,611
Well.

250
00:15:25,971 --> 00:15:28,677
See the thing
about Jackie... is...

251
00:15:32,219 --> 00:15:33,627
see it's like...

252
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,021
uuhhmmm

253
00:15:49,829 --> 00:15:51,870
Okay look, here's the thing.

254
00:15:52,889 --> 00:15:55,424
Jackie and I have been
through a lot together.

255
00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:57,157
And well...

256
00:15:57,815 --> 00:15:59,409
she's my best friend.

257
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,401
Did you mean that Donna?

258
00:16:02,847 --> 00:16:04,629
Am I really your
best friend?

259
00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:05,754
Yeah of course!

260
00:16:05,777 --> 00:16:09,061
HA! Stuff that up your
g-string and smoke it.

261
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:16,308
Well you might have stolen my boyfriend,
but you're not gonna steal Donna.

262
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,056
So get out, STRIPPER:

263
00:16:18,091 --> 00:16:19,417
YOU get out!

264
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,035
Well you get out times two!

265
00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:22,688
You get out times infinity!

266
00:16:22,746 --> 00:16:24,892
HA, you get out times ten.

267
00:16:26,065 --> 00:16:29,877
Okay, you both made
some really good points.

268
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:34,496
But now I think we should sit down
and talk like intelligent adults.

269
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,096
My Trans-Am is
gonna be orange,

270
00:16:39,683 --> 00:16:43,787
with wings. And
wheels made of fire.

271
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:45,839
AND,

272
00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:49,405
when you slam on the
brakes, a parachute

273
00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:52,535
shoots out of the back
with my picture on it

274
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:55,045
and I'm flippin' you off!

275
00:16:57,068 --> 00:16:57,930
Oh!

276
00:16:58,294 --> 00:17:01,344
Donna, this party
wa such a good idea.

277
00:17:02,082 --> 00:17:03,197
You know what I love?

278
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:09,572
Watching this airhead stripper wasting
away her last remaining brain cells.

279
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:12,270
You know what I love?

280
00:17:12,493 --> 00:17:14,217
Your old boyfriend!

281
00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:18,862
Wait, I just
realised something.

282
00:17:19,449 --> 00:17:21,349
HA, I think I hate you!

283
00:17:21,525 --> 00:17:23,273
That's so lucky,

284
00:17:23,847 --> 00:17:25,912
because I hate you too!

285
00:17:26,967 --> 00:17:27,882
BUT,

286
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,823
I'm gonna put up with
you for Donna's sake.

287
00:17:32,102 --> 00:17:34,776
Cause she doesn't have
very many friends!

288
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,299
That's not true Jackie.

289
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,514
I have a ton of friends.

290
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:41,144
There's...

291
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,120
OH, there's that
one girl who...

292
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:51,208
No!

293
00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:07,573
Listen Hyde, I'm sorry
about this mess man.

294
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:11,552
But you can't get married and not
expect your buds to throw you a party.

295
00:18:11,599 --> 00:18:14,590
I mean, your life is
over, we gotta celebrate!

296
00:18:15,388 --> 00:18:16,209
Yeah.

297
00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:18,590
Where were you guys
gonna take me anyway?

298
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:19,938
The Forman's.

299
00:18:21,229 --> 00:18:21,991
Huh.

300
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,681
Where I live.

301
00:18:24,893 --> 00:18:27,744
Yeah I can see why you needed an
elaborate plan to get me there.

302
00:18:30,538 --> 00:18:34,843
All right, since officer Kelso was responsible
for this, the rest of you are free to go

303
00:18:34,878 --> 00:18:37,295
It's not your fault your
friend is a complete moron.

304
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,759
Well that's true.

305
00:18:41,052 --> 00:18:42,870
You can't choose
your friends.

306
00:18:44,243 --> 00:18:47,328
Don't worry Kelso, we're your
buddies, we're not gonna leave you.

307
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:49,416
Well I hope he
gets out soon.

308
00:18:49,924 --> 00:18:52,528
We only have those strippers
for another half hour!

309
00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:55,578
I'll see you in hell!

310
00:19:00,545 --> 00:19:03,137
Let the fiesta
of flesh begin!

311
00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:07,712
NO ai NO!

312
00:19:09,096 --> 00:19:13,727
How dare you invite
strippers into my home?

313
00:19:13,774 --> 00:19:17,669
The whole place smells like
strawberries and baby-oil.

314
00:19:19,029 --> 00:19:22,689
You idiots tricked me and Kitty into
going out and having a good time.

315
00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:25,558
Do you know how
FURIOUS that makes me?

316
00:19:25,851 --> 00:19:27,762
Sir, if I could
just explain...

317
00:19:27,927 --> 00:19:29,405
Who the hell are you?

318
00:19:30,953 --> 00:19:33,933
I'm Randy and I just
want to say I'm sorry.

319
00:19:33,974 --> 00:19:37,634
We tried to do something nice for our
friend and things got really out of hand but

320
00:19:37,657 --> 00:19:41,188
I apologise for any disrespect
that we may have shown you

321
00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:43,651
Well Randy,

322
00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:45,952
I'm impressed. That

323
00:19:45,999 --> 00:19:49,976
something so articulate could
come out of such a dumb-ass!

324
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:52,304
And YOU,

325
00:19:52,386 --> 00:19:54,521
you owe me a
hundred dollars!

326
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,658
Fine.

327
00:19:57,395 --> 00:19:59,952
But you better put
on one hell of a show.

328
00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:08,666
Why is it all in
one-dollar bills?

329
00:20:09,406 --> 00:20:11,364
Cause that's how
you pay strippers.

330
00:20:14,527 --> 00:20:17,060
I was in the war
for God's sake!

331
00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:21,318
You guys are not
gonna believe this.

332
00:20:21,822 --> 00:20:23,863
I was fired!
I'm off the force.

333
00:20:23,911 --> 00:20:27,454
Man, if only I have said I
didn't want a bachelor party

334
00:20:27,478 --> 00:20:29,566
maybe none of this
would have happened!

335
00:20:31,043 --> 00:20:31,993
Oh well.

336
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:37,070
It was humiliating. They took
my badge and they took my gun

337
00:20:37,093 --> 00:20:41,070
and then when I went to say goodbye to
the police dog, I accidentally shot him.

338
00:20:47,608 --> 00:20:50,083
There is only one thing that
would cheer me up tonight.

339
00:20:50,236 --> 00:20:51,489
A strip club?

340
00:20:51,513 --> 00:20:53,964
You freaky little
mindreader!

341
00:20:55,113 --> 00:20:57,377
Let's go, I'll drive.
We'll take my cop car.

342
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,723
Wait, you didn't
have to turn that in?

343
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,858
They didn't even ask!

344
00:21:07,076 --> 00:21:10,794
All right guys, sit
back and enjoy the show

345
00:21:21,941 --> 00:21:24,064
Err Leo, when does
the show start?

346
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:26,362
This IS the show man.

347
00:21:27,675 --> 00:21:29,107
Where's the stripper?

348
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:31,663
What do we need
a stripper for?

349
00:21:31,746 --> 00:21:33,716
We got a giant cake!