1 00:00:07,020 --> 00:00:13,167 So, thank you for celebrating our 25th anniversary with us. 2 00:00:13,418 --> 00:00:17,427 You know, nothing makes me appreciate my beautiful wife more then 3 00:00:17,471 --> 00:00:21,078 a room full of people that I don't like as much as her. 4 00:00:22,895 --> 00:00:24,372 Okay, my turn. 5 00:00:24,565 --> 00:00:25,525 Um... 6 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,700 Mr. And Mrs. Forman, 7 00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:32,380 your long and happy marriage 8 00:00:32,409 --> 00:00:34,552 got me thinking about my future. 9 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:39,163 And... when I think about my future there is always someone special in it. 10 00:00:39,515 --> 00:00:41,289 I mean besides me. 11 00:00:42,038 --> 00:00:42,990 So, 12 00:00:43,682 --> 00:00:45,987 in front of all the people that I love, 13 00:00:49,074 --> 00:00:51,376 Jacqueline Burkhardt, will you marry me? 14 00:00:55,381 --> 00:00:58,971 That 70's Show - Saison 8 Episode 04 "Misfire" 15 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:02,327 Traduction par Yvan et Guzo Synchro par Kiff 16 00:01:02,361 --> 00:01:06,365 Merci à "nom du site source scripts"? 17 00:01:32,102 --> 00:01:33,256 Two days before Kelso proposed to Jackie. 18 00:01:34,871 --> 00:01:36,165 Look at this Red, 19 00:01:36,218 --> 00:01:39,162 what is more beautiful then a sweaty broad doing your laundry? 20 00:01:40,575 --> 00:01:42,528 How about a smart-mouth foreigner 21 00:01:42,574 --> 00:01:45,483 gasping for air as I hold his head in the toilet? 22 00:01:48,856 --> 00:01:52,456 Oh, here, let me take that for you sweetie! 23 00:01:58,089 --> 00:01:58,862 Oh... 24 00:01:59,627 --> 00:02:02,147 I am so light-headed! 25 00:02:02,742 --> 00:02:05,756 I don't think I can clean out the lint trap. 26 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:09,850 Well it could cause a fire. 27 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:13,798 Wow, Mrs. Forman. 28 00:02:14,171 --> 00:02:19,113 You and Mr. Forman seem happier then I've ever seen you... in the two times I've ever seen you... 29 00:02:19,616 --> 00:02:23,285 Well that's because it's our 25th anniversary in two days. 30 00:02:23,332 --> 00:02:25,625 Wooow, 25 years? 31 00:02:25,659 --> 00:02:28,703 Man if you guys were dogs, that would be like... 32 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:35,316 25 dog years. 33 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:38,691 Anyway. 34 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:41,908 I'm throwing a surprise party, but don't tell Red. 35 00:02:41,952 --> 00:02:45,274 Ever since Pearl Harbour he has hated surprises. 36 00:02:49,326 --> 00:02:50,268 Hey, 37 00:02:50,316 --> 00:02:52,097 I won another free Pepsi! 38 00:02:52,132 --> 00:02:54,884 You always win! I never win! I wish you were dead. 39 00:02:57,627 --> 00:02:58,402 Oh. 40 00:02:58,767 --> 00:03:00,269 That was a dark place... 41 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:03,808 Okay, I'm working on an bit for my new act. 42 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,713 What is sexier? This genie costume, 43 00:03:08,078 --> 00:03:09,749 or my naughty stewardess outfit? 44 00:03:09,774 --> 00:03:14,355 Sam! What did I tell you about parading around half-naked in front of my friends? 45 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,125 If you're gonna do it, you've gotta charge 'm! 46 00:03:21,173 --> 00:03:22,030 Man. 47 00:03:22,542 --> 00:03:26,006 It's like everyone is so happy lately. Except for me. 48 00:03:26,187 --> 00:03:32,010 I mean the Forman's have their anniversary party, Hyde is married to half-naked girl. 49 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:35,075 What do I got? Nothing! 50 00:03:35,112 --> 00:03:38,602 Except for this little plastic dinosaur. 51 00:03:42,023 --> 00:03:46,163 You know, when I'm down, I try to think about the happiest times of my life. 52 00:03:46,189 --> 00:03:49,119 Like when Hyde's wife came out here in that genie outfit... 53 00:03:50,824 --> 00:03:53,428 The happiest time of my life was when I was with Jackie. 54 00:03:54,042 --> 00:03:55,436 What are you talking about? 55 00:03:55,461 --> 00:03:58,970 She was always yelling at you, hitting you, telling you what a moron you are. 56 00:03:59,246 --> 00:04:00,898 You might as well have been dating me. 57 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:05,476 Man, I was really in love with her. 58 00:04:05,529 --> 00:04:08,281 And then I blew it. And then she blew it. 59 00:04:08,847 --> 00:04:10,511 And then I blew it again. 60 00:04:11,453 --> 00:04:14,425 I don't know who blew it last, but I'm definitely winning! 61 00:04:15,528 --> 00:04:19,249 It sounds like you guys had a real on again-off again, on again-off again, on again-off again, 62 00:04:19,474 --> 00:04:21,449 on again-off again relationship. 63 00:04:21,852 --> 00:04:22,738 Wait... 64 00:04:23,061 --> 00:04:25,716 that's it! That's why I'm not happy! 65 00:04:25,751 --> 00:04:29,381 Cause the girl I should be with is right in front of me and I'm not with her! 66 00:04:29,696 --> 00:04:31,560 I should be with Jackie! 67 00:04:31,603 --> 00:04:34,065 Nooo, I should marry Jackie! 68 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,058 What? I love weddings. 69 00:04:48,665 --> 00:04:51,427 Dad! It's four in the morning. What are you doing up? 70 00:04:51,705 --> 00:04:53,815 Spending a little time with the colonel. 71 00:04:56,378 --> 00:04:57,521 So why are you up? 72 00:04:57,546 --> 00:04:59,201 Eric's calling from Africa. 73 00:04:59,705 --> 00:05:03,617 You know, I never realised how nerdy he was until I started spending three bucks a minute 74 00:05:03,653 --> 00:05:06,143 filling him in on Battlestar Galactica. 75 00:05:10,204 --> 00:05:12,148 Well, I'll give you your privacy. 76 00:05:12,174 --> 00:05:14,586 I like eating chicken better in bed anyway. 77 00:05:14,629 --> 00:05:16,224 Everything is a napkin. 78 00:05:25,819 --> 00:05:27,124 - Sweetheart! - What? 79 00:05:28,155 --> 00:05:29,959 Did you stay down here all night? 80 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,818 Oh yeah. I guess so. 81 00:05:31,924 --> 00:05:33,955 Eric never called, I hope he is okay. 82 00:05:33,982 --> 00:05:36,874 Yeah I'm sure he's fine. Either that or he's dead. 83 00:05:40,683 --> 00:05:42,669 It can only be one of the two! 84 00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:50,458 And get this, 85 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:53,356 I waited up for Eric to call me last night, and he never did. 86 00:05:53,383 --> 00:05:58,410 So I asked Mrs. Forman "Is he okay?" and she said yeah, because he called her last night. 87 00:05:58,457 --> 00:06:00,221 Yeah I mean that is weird. 88 00:06:00,286 --> 00:06:05,074 Who would think that a boy who plays with dolls and bails on his wedding would be a Momma's boy. 89 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,762 I know a huge secret. 90 00:06:08,795 --> 00:06:12,538 But don't bother to ask me because there is no way in hell I'm going to tell you. 91 00:06:12,561 --> 00:06:14,716 Kelso is gonna ask Jackie to marry him... 92 00:06:15,461 --> 00:06:16,991 Wait... what? Oh my God! 93 00:06:17,016 --> 00:06:19,551 I can't believe you conniving whores got it out of me! 94 00:06:20,456 --> 00:06:24,315 That is the dumbest thing Kelso said since his previous gem: 95 00:06:24,339 --> 00:06:26,534 I can eat an entire shirt. 96 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:28,990 This is so Michael. 97 00:06:30,003 --> 00:06:31,809 Although it is kinda sweet. 98 00:06:32,962 --> 00:06:35,604 And I don't really have anything going for me in my life. 99 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,692 No job... no boyfriend... 100 00:06:39,517 --> 00:06:41,069 God I don't have anything! 101 00:06:42,744 --> 00:06:45,193 Okay Jackie, I know you're lonely, 102 00:06:45,398 --> 00:06:48,462 but you and Kelso getting married, that's insane. 103 00:06:48,635 --> 00:06:50,938 Well I actually think it makes total sense. 104 00:06:50,963 --> 00:06:54,117 No it doesn't. It makes no sense! 105 00:06:54,201 --> 00:06:58,021 Fliebedieflabediefloobedie makes more sense then that! 106 00:06:58,217 --> 00:06:59,630 What if it's fate? 107 00:07:00,515 --> 00:07:03,317 I mean I have always thought of Michael as my soul mate. 108 00:07:03,352 --> 00:07:06,922 I mean, yes, we have our problems, but getting married will fix everything. 109 00:07:08,857 --> 00:07:11,667 And if that doesn't work, you can just have a kid. 110 00:07:12,164 --> 00:07:15,055 Oh my God, I'm so excited! 111 00:07:15,578 --> 00:07:16,921 I wonder when he is gonna ask me. 112 00:07:16,946 --> 00:07:20,119 Well that is a secret... At the Forman's party. 113 00:07:21,485 --> 00:07:23,385 You bitches are relentless! 114 00:07:30,026 --> 00:07:31,089 You guys! 115 00:07:31,395 --> 00:07:33,827 I just got offered the best job in the world! 116 00:07:33,852 --> 00:07:37,413 I'm gonna be a security guard at the Playboy club in Chicago! 117 00:07:39,634 --> 00:07:40,690 How the hell did that happen? 118 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:42,888 Okay last week I was in Chicago right, 119 00:07:42,913 --> 00:07:46,632 and I did what I always do after I visit my daughter, I snuck into the Playboy club. 120 00:07:47,408 --> 00:07:51,809 And as the guards were kicking me out, I thought to myself, I could do that! 121 00:07:52,111 --> 00:07:54,524 So then I talked to this guy there. 122 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:59,731 So, let me tell you a little bit about what Vic does around here at the club. 123 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:01,758 Ahh wait... ahh... who's Vic? 124 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,398 I'm Vic, keep up. 125 00:08:04,582 --> 00:08:05,814 What Vic does, 126 00:08:06,138 --> 00:08:09,149 is I'm responsible for overseeing security here. 127 00:08:09,194 --> 00:08:12,817 You see, it is our job to keep the girls safe and secure. 128 00:08:14,352 --> 00:08:15,254 Oh, yeah. 129 00:08:16,627 --> 00:08:19,101 Yeah we're safe and secure today... 130 00:08:21,323 --> 00:08:23,325 uhuh... lather it up Brenda! 131 00:08:24,589 --> 00:08:27,153 Uhhh... Michael wants to see Brenda! 132 00:08:27,317 --> 00:08:28,121 No, 133 00:08:28,245 --> 00:08:31,578 employees only. We've got a code of ethics around here Michael. 134 00:08:31,752 --> 00:08:32,858 It's right there. 135 00:08:34,259 --> 00:08:35,044 So, 136 00:08:35,669 --> 00:08:37,614 Vic tells me you used to be a cop? 137 00:08:37,656 --> 00:08:39,911 Uhh wait, I thought that you were Vic? 138 00:08:39,935 --> 00:08:42,268 There's another Vic, try to keep up. 139 00:08:42,543 --> 00:08:46,044 Uhh yeah, well I got, I got kicked off the force. 140 00:08:46,078 --> 00:08:49,282 Then I was gonna make the move here to be closer to my daughter... 141 00:08:49,325 --> 00:08:50,489 What, you're married? 142 00:08:50,634 --> 00:08:52,387 I do not see you wearing a ring. 143 00:08:52,637 --> 00:08:54,498 Great minds think alike! 144 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:57,804 Actually uhh I just got a girl pregnant. 145 00:08:58,084 --> 00:08:59,658 You got a girl pregnant? 146 00:09:00,215 --> 00:09:01,769 I got a girl pregnant! 147 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,826 Give Vic a high five! 148 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:05,913 You-Vic or the other Vic? 149 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,310 The other Vic? What is that some kind of a joke? 150 00:09:08,355 --> 00:09:10,710 The other Vic got both his hands blows off in 'Nam. 151 00:09:10,766 --> 00:09:12,239 Haha, I'm just kidding! 152 00:09:12,273 --> 00:09:13,677 I like your sense of humour kid. 153 00:09:14,981 --> 00:09:18,920 Now come here, all kidding aside, I want to ask you something seriously. 154 00:09:21,864 --> 00:09:23,708 Do you like spicy food? 155 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:28,020 Sure, I'll eat anything. Actually I put that on the resume. 156 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,709 Try this salsa. 157 00:09:31,242 --> 00:09:34,186 Go on, makes you feel like you got shot in the tongue. 158 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:36,812 How can I say no to that? 159 00:09:41,434 --> 00:09:42,378 Ooohhhh! 160 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:43,806 Whoooooo! 161 00:09:43,842 --> 00:09:46,063 Yeah that hot, that's hot right. 162 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:50,748 Yeah, you know it's hot when you get all moist and sweaty up under here eh! 163 00:09:51,913 --> 00:09:53,215 Come on, feel it! 164 00:09:53,253 --> 00:09:55,893 Ah I don't think I wanna touch Vic's head... 165 00:09:55,947 --> 00:09:57,622 - No, go ahead, feel it... - No I really don't... 166 00:09:57,677 --> 00:09:59,200 - Feel it! - Okay. 167 00:10:01,484 --> 00:10:02,587 - Haaaaa, - Gotcha! 168 00:10:10,036 --> 00:10:13,526 And he just called and offered me the job! 169 00:10:13,891 --> 00:10:18,702 Ahh men, it's like I was really looking for some direction and that's why I was gonna get married, 170 00:10:18,737 --> 00:10:21,560 but now that'll be just like crazy you know! 171 00:10:22,432 --> 00:10:25,254 Thank God I didn't say anything to Jackie! 172 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:27,314 Uh oh Kelso... 173 00:10:27,349 --> 00:10:29,522 Oh man, she has absolutely no idea! 174 00:10:29,564 --> 00:10:30,631 If I could just get a word in... 175 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:34,825 For once in my life I didn't just blurt something out and I ruined everything! 176 00:10:34,861 --> 00:10:37,242 - Yes about that... - It's like I'm all scot-free! 177 00:10:37,758 --> 00:10:39,768 Kelso! Listen to me! 178 00:10:39,954 --> 00:10:42,735 I told Jackie you were proposing and now she's thrilled. 179 00:10:46,569 --> 00:10:48,272 How could you do that? 180 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,669 I know. I have a problem. 181 00:10:52,664 --> 00:10:54,675 Actually, now you have a problem. 182 00:10:56,869 --> 00:10:57,681 So... 183 00:10:59,165 --> 00:11:00,411 good luck with that. 184 00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:12,488 You told Jackie I was gonna propose to her? 185 00:11:12,692 --> 00:11:15,984 Yes and you should have seen all the squealing and jumping around! 186 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,340 And Jackie was excited too! 187 00:11:21,645 --> 00:11:24,277 You guys are idiots. Who gets married on a whim anyway? 188 00:11:24,319 --> 00:11:25,275 You did. 189 00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:28,771 Yeah but that was to a stripper! 190 00:11:29,394 --> 00:11:33,087 And to be fair, I was pretty drunk, so I might have been trying to say: 191 00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:34,776 Will you carry me? 192 00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:38,121 It's like I love Jackie okay, 193 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:42,228 and I know that some day we're gonna be together but just not yet. 194 00:11:42,561 --> 00:11:44,495 You fool, don't you understand? 195 00:11:46,430 --> 00:11:50,301 Hyde really screwed Jackie up, and she is only going to be like this for a little while longer. 196 00:11:50,516 --> 00:11:53,105 You gotta strike when the broad is still a mess man! 197 00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:56,194 Look Kelso, 198 00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:59,369 I'm completely against this un-holy union. 199 00:11:59,497 --> 00:12:02,557 But if you really want to be with Jackie, you cannot run away now. 200 00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:05,065 She'll be so pissed she'll never talk to you again. 201 00:12:06,489 --> 00:12:07,571 Okay so... 202 00:12:07,845 --> 00:12:10,280 you're saying if I don't go through with this now, 203 00:12:10,353 --> 00:12:12,547 I'm gonna blow my chances with Jackie forever? 204 00:12:12,603 --> 00:12:13,376 Yes. 205 00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:16,534 You have succesfully repeated what I just said. 206 00:12:20,933 --> 00:12:21,956 That's it. 207 00:12:22,771 --> 00:12:24,467 I wanna ask Jackie to marry me. 208 00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:26,355 Great! Let's go buy a ring! 209 00:12:27,316 --> 00:12:30,618 No, Jackie once said that she'd rather have a balloon tied around her finger 210 00:12:30,652 --> 00:12:32,516 than a diamond under two carats. 211 00:12:33,512 --> 00:12:35,476 So let's go buy a balloon! 212 00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:41,297 Jackie you can't marry Kelso. 213 00:12:41,893 --> 00:12:44,175 Picture what your life would be like... 214 00:12:48,854 --> 00:12:50,717 Hi honey, how was your day? 215 00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:53,876 Ahhh great. I had another affair. 216 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,193 What? 217 00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:57,513 Okay, you told me not to lie! 218 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,439 Yeah I told you not to lie or cheat! 219 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,657 Right and I chose not to lie! 220 00:13:01,772 --> 00:13:03,696 Well can I at least have some money for groceries? 221 00:13:03,731 --> 00:13:06,593 Sorry babe, I got fired again, but I know what will make you feel better! 222 00:13:06,628 --> 00:13:09,059 Oh no! Not another box of dogs! 223 00:13:09,104 --> 00:13:10,987 It's another a box of dogs! 224 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:17,801 No, no Michael, no, no, this is not the life I pictured! 225 00:13:17,847 --> 00:13:20,431 I had dreams of a career, of travel. 226 00:13:20,456 --> 00:13:23,275 Of a husband who didn't have a girlfriend! 227 00:13:24,501 --> 00:13:26,922 Babe I hear ya, I do, 228 00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:28,252 I really do... 229 00:13:28,487 --> 00:13:29,680 But you know what 230 00:13:29,936 --> 00:13:31,887 pantst ya! Burn! 231 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:35,695 Hey kids, I pantst you Mom again! 232 00:13:36,177 --> 00:13:38,353 - Who wants to jump off the roof? - Yeah! 233 00:13:40,494 --> 00:13:42,499 That's your life Jackie. 234 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:44,975 Oh yeah? 235 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:49,491 Well, just for that, I'm gonna toss my bouquet while you're in the can! 236 00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:55,524 Kitty? 237 00:13:55,907 --> 00:13:57,101 What's all this? 238 00:13:57,396 --> 00:13:58,483 Surprise! 239 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,986 We're having an anniversary party. 240 00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:03,725 But I don't want a party! 241 00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:06,294 I was gonna take you to... the boat show! 242 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,133 I'm not going to a boat show. 243 00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:12,565 Fine! It's a vodka-show, just get in the car! 244 00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:18,071 Red, we have people coming over. 245 00:14:18,105 --> 00:14:19,509 But I had pl... 246 00:14:20,114 --> 00:14:20,850 Okay, 247 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:26,632 I was thinking, about what we did 248 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:31,127 at the Starlight Motel for the first time between our wedding and reception? 249 00:14:31,711 --> 00:14:32,546 And, 250 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,783 I thought we could go there again, exactly twenty-five years later. 251 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,073 So I... 252 00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:40,250 got us the same room.. 253 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,028 To celebrate our silver anniversary? 254 00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:47,542 You wanna take me for an afternoon tryst to a cheap motel? 255 00:14:52,401 --> 00:14:55,166 That is so romantic! 256 00:15:00,305 --> 00:15:01,119 Man, 257 00:15:01,373 --> 00:15:05,433 I'm all ready to propose and the Formans are late for their own 25th anniversary party! 258 00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:07,851 So, don't they realise this is my night? 259 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,587 When is Michael going to ask me? 260 00:15:11,624 --> 00:15:13,604 I can't stand the anticipation! 261 00:15:13,652 --> 00:15:17,334 This must be how fat girls feel between placing their order and getting their fries. 262 00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:21,157 Here, 263 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,216 take this, it will relax you. 264 00:15:23,403 --> 00:15:26,424 And if it doesn't work out between you and Kelso, it'll loosen you up. 265 00:15:27,188 --> 00:15:28,092 For me. 266 00:15:31,115 --> 00:15:31,939 Oh. 267 00:15:32,663 --> 00:15:34,793 Oh my goodness 268 00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:36,651 Oh. 269 00:15:43,662 --> 00:15:45,343 Everybody is here... 270 00:15:46,829 --> 00:15:48,719 what time is it? Oh. 271 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:52,568 Oh, I must have left my watch at the... 272 00:15:53,272 --> 00:15:54,555 Ice store. 273 00:15:55,848 --> 00:15:57,433 But they were out of ice. 274 00:15:57,966 --> 00:15:59,110 Everyone of them. 275 00:16:00,313 --> 00:16:02,327 This country is in the crapper. 276 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:07,910 Hello? 277 00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:11,509 Okay. 278 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:16,103 Mrs. Forman, that was the Starlight Motel. 279 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:21,387 They uhh found your watch in the Aphrodite suite. 280 00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:24,874 Hayyyyooooooo! 281 00:16:30,534 --> 00:16:32,297 Just keep the damn watch! 282 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,084 Ohhh, hi Eric! 283 00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:38,561 Oh thanks sweetie. Oh 284 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,038 Donna is right here, why don't you say hi! 285 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:44,007 Hi! Let me just switch to another room... 286 00:16:45,719 --> 00:16:46,391 Oh. 287 00:16:47,096 --> 00:16:48,011 Okay. 288 00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:51,656 I'll talk to you later then. I love you. 289 00:16:54,599 --> 00:16:56,501 He had to run to class... 290 00:16:57,346 --> 00:16:59,170 So... I'm gonna go grab a beer... 291 00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:03,506 The Aphrodite suite huh? 292 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:06,192 Sounds like you guys Aphro-did-it! 293 00:17:07,066 --> 00:17:08,102 Hayyoooooo! 294 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,674 - Hey, are you okay? - Totally. 295 00:17:14,071 --> 00:17:15,545 Yeah are you kidding. 296 00:17:16,406 --> 00:17:17,311 Totally. 297 00:17:17,446 --> 00:17:19,718 Look, I'm sure Eric was just in a hurry. 298 00:17:19,756 --> 00:17:23,415 I have not been to Africa, but if it's anything like Disneyland's Jungle Safari, 299 00:17:23,439 --> 00:17:25,135 you gotta stand on your toes. 300 00:17:26,947 --> 00:17:30,310 I wouldn't know, I'm more of an "It's A Small World" kind of girl. 301 00:17:30,345 --> 00:17:32,376 Yeah, I do not like that ride. 302 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,955 Why, it's too boring? 303 00:17:33,989 --> 00:17:36,852 No, I just feel the Irish are under-represented. 304 00:17:38,297 --> 00:17:41,060 Yeah! Here, free sixpack. 305 00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:43,985 Okay, my turn, 306 00:17:44,249 --> 00:17:44,995 err... 307 00:17:46,589 --> 00:17:48,321 Mr. And Mrs. Forman, 308 00:17:48,975 --> 00:17:51,959 your long and happy marriage 309 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,046 got me thinking about my future. 310 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:58,670 And... when I think about my future there is always someone special in it. 311 00:17:59,214 --> 00:18:00,538 I mean besides me. 312 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:02,478 So, 313 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,472 in front of all the people that I love. 314 00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:10,929 Jacqueline Burkhardt, will you marry me? 315 00:18:12,681 --> 00:18:13,974 Oh Michael! 316 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,221 - No. - Congratu... What the hell? 317 00:18:21,861 --> 00:18:23,207 - No? - No. 318 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,595 Jackie, 319 00:18:26,596 --> 00:18:30,088 you have just made me the happiest man in the world! 320 00:18:31,993 --> 00:18:33,484 - Really? - Yeaaahhh! 321 00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,503 Ohhh maaaannn! 322 00:18:36,539 --> 00:18:39,042 I mean, I love you and all, but, it's like... 323 00:18:39,086 --> 00:18:41,986 this is like the worst idea I've ever had! 324 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:46,062 And I have had some bad ideas! I mean, a fire-crackersuit? 325 00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:47,740 Like what the hell was that? 326 00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:51,838 The best 4th of June ever, that's what! 327 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,834 Michael, if you and I got married it would be a disaster. 328 00:18:56,856 --> 00:18:59,719 I mean I love you, but you have so much growing up to do. 329 00:18:59,753 --> 00:19:02,618 Oh and I do not want a box of puppies running around. 330 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,516 - You see and I do! - I know! 331 00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:07,971 Oh man! This is like my life is finally taking off. 332 00:19:07,997 --> 00:19:09,728 I'm moving to Chicago! 333 00:19:09,754 --> 00:19:11,416 Donna, I hope I did the right thing. 334 00:19:11,461 --> 00:19:14,594 I'm so happy, I'm gonna jump off the roof! 335 00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:18,421 - You did the right thing. - Yeah. 336 00:19:24,341 --> 00:19:26,493 So it's the last circle before I go. 337 00:19:28,937 --> 00:19:29,939 Wait a minute, 338 00:19:30,783 --> 00:19:33,305 now I get why we call it a circle! 339 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,893 That is freakin' awesome! 340 00:19:36,977 --> 00:19:40,108 You know Michael, I will always remember the first boy who kissed me. 341 00:19:40,154 --> 00:19:44,306 And proposed to me and told me that putting out makes your nails grow. 342 00:19:45,108 --> 00:19:46,814 I really believed you. 343 00:19:48,207 --> 00:19:51,637 Kelso, I'm kinda gonna miss you constantly trying to grab my boob. 344 00:19:52,162 --> 00:19:53,846 Made me feel pretty. 345 00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:56,844 I am messed up... 346 00:19:58,028 --> 00:20:00,607 Donna I give you my word. I wil always be here. 347 00:20:00,642 --> 00:20:02,238 Trying to grab your boob. 348 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,416 We'll do it for Kelso. 349 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,533 Who won't be here to do it anymore... 350 00:20:08,745 --> 00:20:10,247 Oh God... 351 00:20:12,531 --> 00:20:13,397 Man. 352 00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:15,973 Kelso this is weird. 353 00:20:16,377 --> 00:20:18,842 Kelso this is weird. I always imagined our last moment together 354 00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:19,949 would be me 355 00:20:20,165 --> 00:20:22,796 watching you strap to a home-made rocket. 356 00:20:23,649 --> 00:20:27,472 Flying around in circles screaming: "turn it off, turn it off!" 357 00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:33,876 Well. I guess this is goodbye. 358 00:20:35,369 --> 00:20:37,391 Man, I'm gonna miss this. 359 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:42,555 Like being down here, I've had like, the best time of my life. 360 00:20:42,983 --> 00:20:45,135 And you what, no matter where I live, 361 00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,793 I will love you guys forever. 362 00:20:51,024 --> 00:20:53,397 Well. This is the time to go. 363 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,284 So. 364 00:20:55,669 --> 00:20:56,591 See ya. 365 00:20:57,588 --> 00:20:58,819 Bye Michael. 366 00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:00,567 Wow. 367 00:21:01,383 --> 00:21:02,846 He is really gone. 368 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,885 My beautiful tormentor... 369 00:21:07,355 --> 00:21:08,791 This sucks. 370 00:21:11,612 --> 00:21:15,505 I'm not leaving until tomorrow ! And you were crying! 371 00:21:15,749 --> 00:21:16,812 Buuuurrrnnnn! 372 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:29,921 Can it be? 373 00:21:33,021 --> 00:21:34,713 It finally happened! 374 00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:35,993 I won! 375 00:21:36,048 --> 00:21:41,366 I won! I wooohooon ! I woohoon. 376 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,204 I won a bike! Read it and weep, loser! 377 00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:47,303 That expired yesterday. 378 00:21:47,318 --> 00:21:48,249 I'll kill you!