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Oh no don't get up, I'm
just right here anyway.

2
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I'll help you Mrs. Forman.

3
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Oh no, don't you
worry Samantha.

4
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It's just a little unbalanced because our
appropriate sized clothes are on one side

5
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and your little teeny-tiny
strippers clothes are on the other.

6
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I'm sorry,

7
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I'm sorry I'm so grumpy.

8
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I got a manicure yesterday and
Red still hasn't said a darn word.

9
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You know, if you really
want him to notice you,

10
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you should get drunk and do
some doughnuts on his lawn.

11
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Mrs. Forman, you
should change your hair.

12
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When I went blond,
Eric went nuts.

13
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And then Fez went nuts

14
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and then I started
wearing a lot of hats.

15
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No, I can't change
my hair. Red loves it.

16
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It's my trademark.

17
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It'd be like telling
Fonzie not to say "hey".

18
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Mrs. Forman, a great way to get a man's
attention is to show him how smart you are.

19
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But a faster way is to
take your clothes off.

20
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I can help you
work on some moves.

21
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Oooooh nooo, I don't
need to see that.

22
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It'll be like
watching my Mom strip.

23
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Which unfortunately I saw at
"Take your son to work day".

24
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No you know what,
I'll just uhm

25
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I'll just spray on some of
my special occasion perfume.

26
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It's very expensive but you put a little
water in there, you can really make it last.

27
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Hey Sam. Can I
ask you something?

28
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Uhm I wanted to send
Eric some..you know,

29
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like sexy pictures.

30
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Sure, I have some
eight by tens in my car.

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Of me.

32
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Anyway uhm,

33
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would you mind taking them?

34
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I'd love too! I have a great pair
of thigh high boots you can use.

35
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Oh I don't think
we're the same size.

36
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Oh you're not gonna wear them
silly. You're gonna lick 'm!

37
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Oh hi Jackie.

38
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Hang in there baby.

39
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And the kid is hanging.

40
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Funny.

41
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So, what the hell are you
doing in my apartment?

42
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Oh well, since Michael moved to
Chicago, he let me have his room.

43
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We're gonna be roommates!

44
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Roommates?

45
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Hot diggity!

46
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Think of the whacky
adventures we will have.

47
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Fez, that is the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.

48
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Catchy tune though.

49
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That 70's Show
- Saison 8 Episode 05 "Stone Cold Crazy"

50
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Traduction par Yvan et
Guzo Synchro par Kiff

51
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Okay, Jackie,
I'm off to work.

52
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Wait, but we're roomies! What am I
supposed to do while you are gone?

53
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Listen,

54
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when I get home, it's you and
me, we'll do whatever you want.

55
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OH! The Wizard of
Oz is on TV tonight!

56
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We can watch it and
make fun of Kansas!

57
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It's a date! I love
these little munchkins.

58
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I wish I could represent
a lollypop-guild.

59
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Boy, there'd be
some changes!

60
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I can't believe I let you
take naked pictures of me

61
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I don't really get that one with
the GI-Joe between your boobs?

62
00:05:05,699 --> 00:05:08,561
But hey, you know
Eric better than me!

63
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Hi sweetie. Whoo, a letter for
Eric. Want me to mail it for ya?

64
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No no no, I got it.

65
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But I love going
to the postoffice!

66
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I have these funny things I ay
when a line is moving slow, like:

67
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Hey, were did I
park my dinosaur?

68
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Uhm

69
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okay. But you know it's illegal
to tamper with mail right?

70
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Yeah but is not illegal to
complain about a slow moving line!

71
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Hey can we speed it up, my
pet snail is getting away!

72
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That's good stuff Dad.

73
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Have a browny Red

74
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Something smells terrific!

75
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You noticed!

76
00:06:02,651 --> 00:06:04,035
Sure did!

77
00:06:04,210 --> 00:06:06,845
You put peanutbutter
in the brownies!

78
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Samantha!

79
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Okay, stripping is all
about the art of seduction.

80
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So the first thing you wanna do is set
the mood. Like with music, or candles.

81
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Oh.. oh. All I have are those trick
candles, the ones you can't blow out.

82
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They make Red furious,
it's very funny!

83
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I always start my routine
by slowly removing my gloves.

84
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I have gloves!

85
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Feel sexy already!

86
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You know what?

87
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Let's skip ahead.

88
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Look your husband in the eye

89
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and go step,
dip, hair, flip.

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You try it!

91
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Okay.

92
00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:05,405
Step, dip, hair, flip.

93
00:07:06,970 --> 00:07:08,324
That's great.

94
00:07:08,368 --> 00:07:12,657
For our next lesson I'll teach you how to
pick up money using everything but your hands.

95
00:07:19,008 --> 00:07:20,192
Hey Kitty!

96
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Taking Donna's letter for
Eric over the postoffice.

97
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Got anything to eat...

98
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I mean mail.

99
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Oh you know what? Why don't you leave
this with me, I have to add some things.

100
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Like, todays Marmaduke,
it's a stitch!

101
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Okay...

102
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Have a brownie Bob.

103
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That's what I
was waiting for!

104
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Oh Marmaduke, when
will you ever learn?

105
00:08:01,445 --> 00:08:02,368
Donna...?

106
00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,332
Oh my!

107
00:08:13,184 --> 00:08:14,707
GI Joe?

108
00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:21,788
Mrs. Forman, the washer
is acting up again!

109
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Umh, okay okay!

110
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Coming!

111
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Where are those
damn car keys?

112
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Good lord!

113
00:08:49,066 --> 00:08:51,460
Steven, you could
have fixed that!

114
00:09:01,935 --> 00:09:03,588
Well, I'm off to work.

115
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,226
So if you need me,
I'll be at the Hub.

116
00:09:16,930 --> 00:09:17,913
Oh no!

117
00:09:19,764 --> 00:09:21,031
Oh nooo!

118
00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,586
Oh please noooooo!

119
00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:29,842
All right, Kitty, Kitty, don't
panic. You know what to do.

120
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,925
Holy crap, it's Caroline!

121
00:09:45,429 --> 00:09:46,622
Who is Caroline?

122
00:09:47,167 --> 00:09:50,631
She went out with Fez. But he broke
up with her, because she's crazy.

123
00:09:51,505 --> 00:09:54,426
Which is ironic, 'cause that's probably why
she went out with him in the first place.

124
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Guys, I can't let
her see me. Hide me!

125
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Where should we
hide you Fez?

126
00:10:03,013 --> 00:10:04,058
Fez?

127
00:10:04,582 --> 00:10:06,484
Well played, you
son of a bitch.

128
00:10:07,896 --> 00:10:09,749
- Hi!
- Hi!

129
00:10:10,595 --> 00:10:12,838
Caroline, you look good.

130
00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:16,285
Not quite so... nuts.

131
00:10:17,766 --> 00:10:21,259
Yeah, I'm doing much better
thanks to my therapist.

132
00:10:21,293 --> 00:10:26,163
And my meds. And some good
old-fashioned bzzzzz electricity!

133
00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:29,752
But there is one thing
about me that hasn't changed.

134
00:10:29,944 --> 00:10:33,016
Is it that you can still spin
your head all the way around?

135
00:10:33,622 --> 00:10:34,477
NO!

136
00:10:37,608 --> 00:10:41,377
It's that I still have a
thirst for hot chocolate...

137
00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:42,627
you know what I mean.

138
00:10:44,283 --> 00:10:46,893
I do. I used to
have a thirst for...

139
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,070
crazy medicated white women.

140
00:10:51,415 --> 00:10:54,067
So uhm, maybe I could
come over tonight?

141
00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:57,283
I mean, if there are no other women in
your life cause I couldn't handle that.

142
00:10:57,332 --> 00:11:00,422
No, the only other women in
Fez's life are in his head.

143
00:11:01,574 --> 00:11:03,319
But you must
know about that?

144
00:11:03,359 --> 00:11:05,642
You've got a cast of
thousands up there.

145
00:11:07,846 --> 00:11:09,300
Shut up!

146
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:19,699
So, you just invited me over for some
brownies in the middle of the day?

147
00:11:21,026 --> 00:11:21,859
Yes...

148
00:11:24,612 --> 00:11:28,803
Oh, and I opened your mail and I saw your
nudy pictures. Would you like some milk?

149
00:11:29,325 --> 00:11:30,130
What?

150
00:11:32,063 --> 00:11:33,745
Oh my God!

151
00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:38,124
Your father gave me the letter,
I just wanted to add some things.

152
00:11:38,159 --> 00:11:40,182
Well, did you
mail the pictures?

153
00:11:40,227 --> 00:11:42,269
No, but I will as
soon as I find them!

154
00:11:42,311 --> 00:11:43,188
Whaaaaatt?

155
00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:47,291
Well don't worry I'm
sure nobody else saw them.

156
00:11:48,058 --> 00:11:50,808
Hey Kitty, have you seen
the car keys? Oh, Donna

157
00:11:55,978 --> 00:11:58,400
Oh my God, you too?

158
00:11:59,076 --> 00:12:01,648
I was looking for
the damn car keys!

159
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:05,654
This drawer is
for car keys and

160
00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:08,033
and magnets, that's it.

161
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,279
Well, where are they now?

162
00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:16,193
Whoooow!

163
00:12:17,409 --> 00:12:18,922
Holy hell!

164
00:12:20,213 --> 00:12:21,819
I know man.

165
00:12:22,252 --> 00:12:23,766
Where's Marmaduke?

166
00:12:31,723 --> 00:12:32,427
Hey.

167
00:12:33,471 --> 00:12:34,465
Heyyy Donna

168
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,129
What's so funny?

169
00:12:45,858 --> 00:12:47,741
Guess I'm just a happy guy.

170
00:12:49,526 --> 00:12:52,769
Hey, it's the naked
lady from the newspaper!

171
00:12:53,993 --> 00:12:55,895
Okay, here it comes.

172
00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:58,313
Err, I have just
one question for you.

173
00:12:58,357 --> 00:13:01,001
Does my wife know you
were licking her boots?

174
00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:05,035
Donna, I'm writing a letter to the
newspaper. About your photo-essay.

175
00:13:05,072 --> 00:13:07,631
Here is what I have
so far: Yeeesss!

176
00:13:09,077 --> 00:13:11,637
Okay, just tell me
where the pictures are.

177
00:13:11,682 --> 00:13:14,997
Hey not to worry. I hid
'm in a Barry White album.

178
00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:18,310
Great. Where's that?

179
00:13:18,495 --> 00:13:21,458
You'll have to ask the
guy who bought it. Duhh!

180
00:13:23,122 --> 00:13:25,046
Knock, knock, who's there?

181
00:13:26,798 --> 00:13:27,724
Fez!

182
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:29,659
And Barry White.

183
00:13:31,135 --> 00:13:34,327
Hey Fez. It is almost
Wizard of Oz time.

184
00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:38,361
And I did my hair like Dorothy, but
since there are no foreigners in Oz,

185
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,270
I created a new
charater for you.

186
00:13:40,493 --> 00:13:41,500
The Butler.

187
00:13:43,181 --> 00:13:45,763
Oh. Bad news racist Dorothy.

188
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:50,168
Something has come up. Someone
unexpected doiiing iiit.

189
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:52,678
You remember Caroline?

190
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:56,046
What with the crazy nut-job who said
she was gonna scratch my eyes out?

191
00:13:56,071 --> 00:13:58,043
Yes. Sweet girl.

192
00:14:00,085 --> 00:14:02,968
Look she is coming over tonight and
she gets very jealous of other women.

193
00:14:03,032 --> 00:14:04,726
So, you're gonna
have to leave.

194
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,504
Where am I supposed to go?

195
00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:09,401
I don't know, just click your heels
three times and get the hell out.

196
00:14:10,653 --> 00:14:12,689
Fez, I am not gonna
leave my own apartment!

197
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,164
Okay, you know you're right.
I'm being unreasonable.

198
00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:17,601
Just go into your room and
don't come out untill morning.

199
00:14:18,117 --> 00:14:20,380
And eat quiet foods only.

200
00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:23,396
Yoghurt, marshmellows,
maybe cotton candy.

201
00:14:23,442 --> 00:14:25,653
But save me some,
because I just love it.

202
00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:29,641
I can't believe this, I mean we made
a plan to watch the Wizard of Oz.

203
00:14:29,674 --> 00:14:32,737
Yes and then I was offered sex,
so ding-dong the plan is dead!

204
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:43,985
Oh crap, did we
blow a fuse again?

205
00:14:45,042 --> 00:14:47,314
Kitty? What are you doing?

206
00:14:47,749 --> 00:14:50,509
Making your day sailor!

207
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,972
And step,

208
00:14:58,458 --> 00:14:59,319
dip,

209
00:15:00,284 --> 00:15:02,017
hair flip.

210
00:15:02,074 --> 00:15:05,533
Kitty watch the candles! Oh
my God your hair is on fire!

211
00:15:05,669 --> 00:15:06,584
What?

212
00:15:08,427 --> 00:15:09,760
Am I out?

213
00:15:14,711 --> 00:15:17,241
Wow. This is really nice.

214
00:15:17,288 --> 00:15:21,410
Oh it's been so long since
I've sat and talked to a man and

215
00:15:21,445 --> 00:15:23,976
been able to move
my own arms freely.

216
00:15:31,024 --> 00:15:34,716
Whose mascara is that? Fez,
is there another woman here?

217
00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:38,110
What? No, no!
It's a... it's mine.

218
00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:41,630
Yeah, lashes like this
don't come naturally baby.

219
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:48,921
Uhm, why don't you go to the kitchen
and uhm open us a bottle of wine?

220
00:15:48,946 --> 00:15:53,237
Well my doctor says I'm not supposed to drink
while I take my meds. But what he doesn't know is,

221
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,343
I didn't take my meds!

222
00:15:58,428 --> 00:16:00,028
What are you doing?

223
00:16:00,054 --> 00:16:01,779
I have to go to
the bathroom!

224
00:16:01,804 --> 00:16:04,387
Well you should have thought of that
before I locked you in your room!

225
00:16:04,802 --> 00:16:06,364
Fez, where is
the corkscrew?

226
00:16:06,387 --> 00:16:08,903
Uhm, it's under
the sink my dear!

227
00:16:09,077 --> 00:16:12,538
You are supposed to stay in your
room! I even gave you quiet foods!

228
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:17,471
Yeah ok, the yoghurt you gave me expired two
months ago and it's smells like vomit and peach.

229
00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:19,339
Honey?

230
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,429
Yes baby?

231
00:16:21,473 --> 00:16:22,977
I can't find...

232
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,304
where did you
get that yoghurt?

233
00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:27,363
Oh uhhh,

234
00:16:27,846 --> 00:16:30,839
I keep yoghurt all
over my apartment.

235
00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:33,356
I love it.

236
00:16:34,342 --> 00:16:35,066
See.

237
00:16:46,317 --> 00:16:47,391
Yummmm.

238
00:16:49,504 --> 00:16:51,207
That's the stuff.

239
00:16:51,905 --> 00:16:55,633
So uhm, did you find
that corkscrew honey-pie.

240
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,921
Not yet

241
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,855
Fez, I'm not like you.

242
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,594
I don't know how to
entertain myself in the dark.

243
00:17:09,064 --> 00:17:10,319
Oh here it is!

244
00:17:10,355 --> 00:17:12,128
I want to watch
the Wizard of Oz!

245
00:17:12,151 --> 00:17:13,226
Okay,

246
00:17:13,262 --> 00:17:16,593
Okay, a scarecrow gets a brain, a lion gets
some courage and the robot gets a heart.

247
00:17:24,821 --> 00:17:26,125
You know,

248
00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:30,948
when I was in the kitchen, I wanted
to carve our initials into my arm.

249
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,224
But that's what the old
crazy me would have done.

250
00:17:36,257 --> 00:17:39,462
So I carved them into
your counter top instead.

251
00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:43,247
Well... look who's
all better...

252
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,451
Please Leo,

253
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:51,560
you have to remember who
you sold that record to.

254
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:53,808
Think.

255
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,992
Who have you seen today?

256
00:17:59,176 --> 00:18:02,629
Well I remember a guy with
scraggly hair and a beard.

257
00:18:03,513 --> 00:18:05,525
And he was
brushing his teeth.

258
00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:08,840
That was you in a mirror.

259
00:18:09,727 --> 00:18:13,277
And then there's this
other guy, with big lips

260
00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:16,293
and another guy
with long hair

261
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,750
and another guy with a
thumbtack in his head.

262
00:18:20,773 --> 00:18:23,295
That would be the
Aerosmith poster.

263
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,440
You know, I have been
trapped in this vortex before.

264
00:18:31,515 --> 00:18:33,476
There is a way we
can jog his memory.

265
00:18:37,846 --> 00:18:40,020
It was Fez man!

266
00:18:48,058 --> 00:18:49,370
Okay Red.

267
00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:54,477
You're not gonna be happy.

268
00:18:55,760 --> 00:19:00,638
My stylist said there wasn't enough left
up there to salvage my old hairdo. So,

269
00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:02,306
I'm sorry, but.

270
00:19:07,569 --> 00:19:08,643
Wooooooww!

271
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,777
Look at you!

272
00:19:13,682 --> 00:19:15,214
Do you like it?

273
00:19:15,249 --> 00:19:16,623
Hubba hubba!

274
00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:20,531
Really?

275
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:27,111
I have been trying so hard to get you to notice
me and all I had to do was set my hair on fire.

276
00:19:28,227 --> 00:19:31,987
How do you like to go upstairs
and let me see it in the dark?

277
00:19:33,779 --> 00:19:36,514
Or... we could leave
the lights on...

278
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:47,741
Well that was a nice appetizer, but I believe
the main course will be served in the bedroom...

279
00:19:48,347 --> 00:19:50,548
Yes. I am going
to brush my teeth.

280
00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:52,138
Yoghurt-breath.

281
00:19:53,283 --> 00:19:56,072
Why don't you go in and
put on some Barry White.

282
00:20:00,925 --> 00:20:02,937
Where are they,
you pervert?

283
00:20:02,961 --> 00:20:04,026
Look Donna, you
have to leave!

284
00:20:04,059 --> 00:20:06,005
I'm not going anywhere
without my pictures!

285
00:20:06,049 --> 00:20:07,663
Shhhh! What pictures?

286
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:13,386
The naked ones of me, the ones in
the Barry White record you bought.

287
00:20:14,442 --> 00:20:15,713
Ahhh crap!

288
00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:23,655
What the hell are these?
And what is she doing here?

289
00:20:23,701 --> 00:20:25,752
Will you give me those?

290
00:20:25,779 --> 00:20:27,821
Fez, I thought you
said you lived alone!

291
00:20:27,848 --> 00:20:31,427
I do! She's just visiting I swear!
There is no-one else that lives here.

292
00:20:32,261 --> 00:20:37,194
Screw this, you know I'm not gonna sit
locked up in my room with stale marshmellows.

293
00:20:37,216 --> 00:20:38,851
I live here too!

294
00:20:39,944 --> 00:20:42,219
Oh that's incredibly
bad timing.

295
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,763
Two women?

296
00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:47,903
Okay. Caroline, I have
to be honest with you.

297
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,279
Juanita and Mary-Jose
are my maids.

298
00:20:53,092 --> 00:20:56,851
Well then. They can clean
up all of your blood!

299
00:21:07,236 --> 00:21:09,938
Okay, here's how
you make fruit salad.

300
00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:13,146
First, let me
squeeze those melons.

301
00:21:13,571 --> 00:21:15,923
Oh, aren't they
nice and firm?

302
00:21:16,999 --> 00:21:17,801
Yes..

303
00:21:18,466 --> 00:21:19,969
Now grab my banana!

304
00:21:22,164 --> 00:21:24,596
Oh, it's huge!

305
00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:28,989
All right you perverts,
stop it right now...

306
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,488
Another fruit salad?

307
00:21:31,714 --> 00:21:34,245
Why can't they
ever be having sex?

