1
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Oh Steven, there you are.

2
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I almost didn't recognise you without a
disgusting stripper attached to your lips.

3
00:00:10,905 --> 00:00:13,286
Huh. Well I recognised
you right away.

4
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Since you walked in here alone,
with no job and no boyfriend.

5
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Uh, this sounds like fun,

6
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someone say something
mean about me!

7
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I don't think so Fez.

8
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Oh come on, you
never let me play.

9
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Fine. You're stupid
and you're fat.

10
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That was completely
uncalled for...

11
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What is Donna doing
out with Randy?

12
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When I called her earlier today to
see if she wanted to do something,

13
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she said she was staying in all day. I mean, I was
gonna blow her off at the last minute, but still.

14
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Yeah. And yesterday when I went to spy on her
from her closet, she was already out with Randy.

15
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That guy is really
cutting into my peep-time.

16
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Do you think something is going
on between Donna and Randy?

17
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Steven, what do you think?

18
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I have a definite
opinion on this.

19
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I don't care.

20
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Ah you just don't
like to gossip.

21
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Which is good, because –oof
- you should hear what people say about you.

22
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Well if you guys are gonna act like a bunch of
immature babies go ahead. Now if you'll excuse me,

23
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I'm gonna drive my car through some really
big puddles and splash some old people.

24
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- Hey.
- Hey, guys.

25
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Where have you two been?

26
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We went to see Rocky
II. It was awesome.

27
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This chubby guy in the audience got all
inspired and then punched out an usher.

28
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Donna does Eric know you took
another man to the movies?

29
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Actually, I invited her.

30
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I won tickets from
a radio-station.

31
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My cousin's a DJ so I just called him
up and told him the phrase that pays:

32
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'My mom has a picture of you
and your sister in the bathtub.'

33
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But why I wonder, did you invite
Donna instead of any of us?

34
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Is it because she
is beautiful, blond

35
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and curvy... actually, you
know what, that's a good choice.

36
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Fries up for
Donna and Randy.

37
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That's us.

38
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Look at them!
They're sharing fries!

39
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I know. And did you see how fast Randy
changed the subject when you mentioned Eric?

40
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Yeah, something
is definitely up.

41
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The needle on the Hanky-Panky
meter is all the way up to Panky!

42
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You know what? I think
Donna is cheating on Eric.

43
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Oh my God, I
think you're right.

44
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That is awful.

45
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I can just picture that hot-blooded seductress
giving it away in a sweaty moment of lust.

46
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Oh why do I do
that to myself?

47
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That 70's Show
- Saison 8 Episode 06 "Long Away"

48
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Traduction par Yvan et
Guzo Synchro par Kiff

49
00:02:52,144 --> 00:02:55,295
Merci a "TwizTV.com"

50
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Kitty! I just got a letter from
the Point Place Veterans Association.

51
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Our reunion is coming up.

52
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It is so nice to have a place where everyone
applauds after you say how many people you shot.

53
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And this year is gonna be special.
You remember Larry Simmens?

54
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Oooh, the fellow who won
the Bronze Star on D-Day?

55
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Yep. The bastard
finally died.

56
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Struck by lightning.

57
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The sucker could dodge a bullet but
Mother Nature got him right in the ass.

58
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Well I hope someone
shouted fire in the hole.

59
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And now that he's gone, I'll be
the most decorated soldier there.

60
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Which means the added respect of
my peers plus enough free booze

61
00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:09,852
fill Mike Kaleighs fake leg.

62
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You know, whenever you soldier buddies
get together you have cocktails.

63
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I should have
been in the army.

64
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Hey look!

65
00:04:19,645 --> 00:04:22,608
I finally got invited to the
Point Place Veterans reunion.

66
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What?

67
00:04:23,913 --> 00:04:26,173
They don't invite
National Guardsmen.

68
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They didn't,

69
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but I wrote a bunch of angry letters
until they changed their policy.

70
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Well that's just great Bob.

71
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Maybe if you'd written a bunch
of angry letters to Hitler

72
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we could've avoided a
war in the first place.

73
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I don't think that
would have worked.

74
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That Hitler seemed
like a real cranky bear.

75
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Oh Red, the vets needed
someone to hire a photographer,

76
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so I signed you
up to find one.

77
00:04:54,529 --> 00:04:56,473
Why would you do that?

78
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Because I felt like
I wasn't contributing.

79
00:05:00,644 --> 00:05:02,636
You should hire Leo to
be your photographer.

80
00:05:02,672 --> 00:05:05,475
He's like a pro.
Shot all my fake ID's.

81
00:05:06,548 --> 00:05:10,208
I'm not taking a Hippie down to the
Veterans hall. They wouldn't put up with it.

82
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The bathrooms have Jane
Fonda urinal targets.

83
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You know,

84
00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:20,839
Leo took some pretty great pictures of
Bob and Midge when they renewed their vows.

85
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He even got a rare
one of Red smiling.

86
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I sent it to the museum.

87
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Well, if you wanna ask him,
he's down in the basement.

88
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What's Leo doing
in my basement?

89
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I... don't know.

90
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But just to be safe,

91
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why don't you give it about 15
minutes before you come down?

92
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So, Leo. Steven tells me
that you're photographer.

93
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How much do you charge?

94
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Not much man. I try to pay
for everything with cash.

95
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Okay, never mind.

96
00:06:01,733 --> 00:06:04,945
No. Come on Red, he's really good and he
works cheap. Leo, tell him what your fee is.

97
00:06:04,988 --> 00:06:06,304
A hundred bucks.

98
00:06:06,350 --> 00:06:07,571
How about 75?

99
00:06:07,607 --> 00:06:10,338
50 dollars and
that's my final offer.

100
00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,941
And if you bargain with him when you get
there, you probably wind up making ten bucks.

101
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Fifteen.

102
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Okay fine, you're hired.

103
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But this is a
big night for me.

104
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So I want you to
clean up and look nice.

105
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These men are veterans.
They deserve your respect.

106
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Hey I'm cool
with veterans man.

107
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Anybody that can put a
cast on a dog is okay by me.

108
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Hey if you guys see Donna, can
you tell her I'm down at the Hub?

109
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Okay... did you
guys have plans?

110
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Yeah, we were gonna
hang out at her house but

111
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I get a little
uncomfortable with Bob there.

112
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You know, most people wear
underwear when they wear a robe.

113
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Did you hear that?

114
00:07:10,553 --> 00:07:11,770
"Hang out".

115
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They are going to have sex.

116
00:07:15,450 --> 00:07:17,672
How does 'hang out"
mean "have sex"?

117
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I can make a sexual
innuendo out of anything.

118
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Try me.

119
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Uhm...

120
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stove.

121
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Well I'd like to cook
something on her stove.

122
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See? Anything!

123
00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:34,914
Oh my God Fez, I feel
really bad for Eric.

124
00:07:34,968 --> 00:07:37,614
When Michael was cheating
on me, I was devastated.

125
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But eventually I learned
that the saying is true.

126
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It's better to have love and
lost then to be butt-ugly.

127
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Oh hey Miss Kitty.

128
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Hi.

129
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Okay. We need some advice.

130
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There is this guy, who's uh
girlfriend is cheating on him.

131
00:07:55,061 --> 00:07:56,752
What do you think
we should do?

132
00:07:57,518 --> 00:08:00,950
Well, Red and I once had a
friend named Bill Anderson

133
00:08:01,042 --> 00:08:03,518
and everyone thought his
wife was cheating on him,

134
00:08:03,601 --> 00:08:08,361
so one night, we were over there
and I happened to see her purse and

135
00:08:08,408 --> 00:08:10,471
it happened to be open and

136
00:08:10,755 --> 00:08:12,885
I happened to
rifle through it

137
00:08:13,563 --> 00:08:15,463
and I found out it was true.

138
00:08:15,919 --> 00:08:17,114
So you told Bill?

139
00:08:17,149 --> 00:08:21,806
No no no no, I do not like to get
involved in other people's business.

140
00:08:22,463 --> 00:08:24,437
But, I wish I had.

141
00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:28,902
Because it might have saved their marriage
and I'd still be getting their Christmas cards.

142
00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:33,937
Antlers on a dog,
that is so precious.

143
00:08:36,153 --> 00:08:38,234
Fez, I know what
we need to do.

144
00:08:38,277 --> 00:08:41,840
Yeah, me too. But where are we
going to find a dog with antlers?

145
00:08:43,149 --> 00:08:47,170
No Fez, we need to write Eric a letter telling
him what is going on between Donna and Randy.

146
00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:52,726
Yeah, then Eric is gonna come home, kick Randy's
ass and then whisk Donna off to someplace sexy.

147
00:08:54,629 --> 00:08:55,923
Like the garage.

148
00:08:55,948 --> 00:08:56,893
What?

149
00:08:57,745 --> 00:09:00,200
How is the garage sexy?

150
00:09:00,423 --> 00:09:02,747
Well I'd like to park
my car in her garage.

151
00:09:09,236 --> 00:09:10,248
Leo?

152
00:09:10,664 --> 00:09:14,275
This is an important event. I
thought I told you to clean up.

153
00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,772
I did man.

154
00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:18,841
My apartment is spotless.

155
00:09:20,144 --> 00:09:23,527
You're supposed to wear a
military uniform to these things.

156
00:09:23,623 --> 00:09:25,556
That's why I
rented this baby.

157
00:09:27,269 --> 00:09:31,100
Just be ready with that camera Leo.
And keep it pointed nice and low,

158
00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:35,814
I want a lot of close-ups of all
those patriotic men kissing my ass.

159
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Hey there soldiers.

160
00:09:41,754 --> 00:09:44,334
Holy cow! Look who it is!

161
00:09:44,372 --> 00:09:47,053
- As you were men.
- It's Leonard!

162
00:09:48,864 --> 00:09:50,720
Leonard? Who the
hell is Leonard?

163
00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,169
Hey I'm Leonard.

164
00:09:53,741 --> 00:09:55,144
- Hey!
- Hi there!

165
00:09:57,528 --> 00:09:58,501
Hey,

166
00:09:58,824 --> 00:10:00,469
how do you guys know him?

167
00:10:00,506 --> 00:10:03,496
We drove a supply truck
together during WW II!

168
00:10:03,541 --> 00:10:04,524
Leo?

169
00:10:04,748 --> 00:10:06,272
You're a veteran?

170
00:10:06,449 --> 00:10:08,051
How come you never told me?

171
00:10:08,388 --> 00:10:11,409
Well there is a lot of things
you don't know about me man.

172
00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:13,218
For instance,

173
00:10:13,659 --> 00:10:15,025
I'm a veteran.

174
00:10:20,075 --> 00:10:22,987
It's been two weeks since
we send Eric our letter.

175
00:10:23,053 --> 00:10:24,893
Shouldn't he
be home by now?

176
00:10:25,309 --> 00:10:27,602
Well it takes about a week
to get a letter to Africa,

177
00:10:27,648 --> 00:10:30,628
then there is three days of
Eric twitching and fidgeting,

178
00:10:31,113 --> 00:10:33,885
oh, and there is a two day
hippo-ride to the airport, so...

179
00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:37,181
yeah, he should
be home by now.

180
00:10:38,577 --> 00:10:40,618
When is Samantha
coming back anyway?

181
00:10:40,664 --> 00:10:43,796
Oh she's gotta stay in Vegas for another
week 'cause there's a doctors convention.

182
00:10:43,831 --> 00:10:47,461
Which proves my theorie that no-one
gets tired of seeing naked ladies.

183
00:10:49,156 --> 00:10:51,430
Hey Donna, I'm
glad you're here.

184
00:10:51,574 --> 00:10:53,088
Have you heard from Eric?

185
00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:55,196
You know, your
supposed boyfriend?

186
00:10:57,616 --> 00:11:00,440
Uhm... actually I haven't
heard from Eric in a while.

187
00:11:00,745 --> 00:11:02,048
Rrreally...

188
00:11:04,619 --> 00:11:07,431
Hey look Fez, it says right here
some moron got punched in the arm

189
00:11:07,486 --> 00:11:09,748
for sticking his nose
where it didn't belong.

190
00:11:12,261 --> 00:11:13,156
When?

191
00:11:14,389 --> 00:11:15,534
Uh... now

192
00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:18,739
So

193
00:11:19,237 --> 00:11:24,186
Donna. I don't know, is there any
relationship news you'd like to share with us?

194
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,532
Look, I really don't
want to talk about it.

195
00:11:26,578 --> 00:11:30,558
Oh. So that means... there
is something to talk about?

196
00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:33,148
Yeah. Spill it girl!

197
00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:36,182
Will you just drop it?

198
00:11:36,209 --> 00:11:38,569
No. Not until you tell us
when Eric is coming home.

199
00:11:38,607 --> 00:11:42,059
What? He is not coming
home. Eric broke up with me.

200
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,138
YESSS!

201
00:11:46,676 --> 00:11:51,057
Is not what you say when
you hear that news...

202
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,807
Did you two have something to do
with Forman and Donna breaking up?

203
00:12:04,838 --> 00:12:06,083
Yeah, yes we did.

204
00:12:10,503 --> 00:12:12,087
actually we did that too.

205
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,718
ah shoot, there is
no-one else to blame.

206
00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:26,874
Look Steven, all we did was write a letter to Eric
telling him that Donna was cheating on him with Randy.

207
00:12:27,478 --> 00:12:29,709
Wh... My magic eightball
said it was a good idea

208
00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:33,956
and that things is right like what... one out
of six times which is pretty good for a ball.

209
00:12:35,269 --> 00:12:38,701
If you two were puppies, I'd smack
you in the nose with a magazine.

210
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:40,927
In fact.

211
00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:46,464
You two idiots need to
tell Donna what you did.

212
00:12:47,386 --> 00:12:49,399
Are you kidding? No no no,

213
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,916
she'll stomp on us
with her giant feet.

214
00:12:53,193 --> 00:12:56,612
I do not want the last words
I hear to be Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum!

215
00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:59,861
Yeah. It's gonna get ugly. That's
why I'm gonna come with you.

216
00:12:59,885 --> 00:13:01,060
To protect us?

217
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,497
No, to watch.

218
00:13:05,469 --> 00:13:08,821
I can't believe that
Leo is a veteran.

219
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:13,015
I don't know wheter to like him a
little more or like myself a little less.

220
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,664
Red, this was supposed
to be your special night.

221
00:13:16,706 --> 00:13:19,281
We should be the ones over
there getting free drinks.

222
00:13:19,326 --> 00:13:20,259
"We"?

223
00:13:21,293 --> 00:13:23,785
I spent all my money
on this costume.

224
00:13:27,918 --> 00:13:30,807
So Leo, what exactly
did you do in the war?

225
00:13:30,845 --> 00:13:33,785
I mean, just besides
drive a supply truck.

226
00:13:33,942 --> 00:13:36,375
Just drive a supply truck?

227
00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:38,511
Leo, did you tell
them what you did?

228
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,350
Nah. It's embarrassing.

229
00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:43,997
You gotta tell 'm!

230
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:45,226
Alright.

231
00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:47,780
I peed on Jane Fonda.

232
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:55,885
Leo here drove his truck right into a German
tank formation and rescued an entire platoon.

233
00:13:56,446 --> 00:13:57,421
Really?

234
00:13:57,607 --> 00:13:59,070
Didn't you get a
medal for that?

235
00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:03,496
Yeah. I forget what it was called,
but it was shaped like a purple heart.

236
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,073
Damn Leo.

237
00:14:07,059 --> 00:14:08,540
I'm impressed.

238
00:14:09,277 --> 00:14:12,788
From one veteran to another,
I'd like to buy you a drink.

239
00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:15,433
Actually I'd like
to buy you a drink.

240
00:14:15,679 --> 00:14:17,002
I'll take a drink.

241
00:14:19,503 --> 00:14:20,389
Sorry.

242
00:14:20,613 --> 00:14:23,646
This round is for men
who fought for Uncle Sam.

243
00:14:23,692 --> 00:14:26,521
Not spent the war hiding
in their Uncle Sam's house.

244
00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:32,156
Hey man, even if he didn't see
action, he still deserves a drink.

245
00:14:32,232 --> 00:14:33,515
Alright fine.

246
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:34,914
Bartender,

247
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,091
one Shirley Temple!

248
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:51,129
Hey Donna, sorry to interrupt, but
uh Nancy Drew and Nancy-boy here

249
00:14:52,161 --> 00:14:53,964
have someting they'd
like to tell you.

250
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:57,314
That's where Fez comes
in. Take it away Fez.

251
00:14:58,377 --> 00:15:00,160
You sneaky
little midget...!

252
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,032
Okay... uh...

253
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:06,993
Donna,

254
00:15:08,265 --> 00:15:09,989
we are the reason why
Eric broke up with you.

255
00:15:10,023 --> 00:15:13,146
We wrote him a letter saying that
you were cheating with Mr. Fancy-Hair.

256
00:15:14,341 --> 00:15:15,176
What?

257
00:15:15,198 --> 00:15:17,532
Oh come on, how does
he even do that?

258
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,250
Let me clear a
couple things up.

259
00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:24,603
Donna and I are just friends and
I blow dry this hair upside down.

260
00:15:25,838 --> 00:15:28,469
Why would you even think that
I was cheating with Randy?

261
00:15:28,507 --> 00:15:30,849
Oh they have it on the
strongest authority.

262
00:15:30,912 --> 00:15:34,145
A fluid-filled plastic novelty
ball from PerkaBrothers.

263
00:15:35,849 --> 00:15:39,479
Look the reason that we've been
hanging out so much lately is because

264
00:15:39,775 --> 00:15:43,026
Randy was the only one I could talk
to about how Eric broke up with me.

265
00:15:44,121 --> 00:15:45,723
Three weeks ago.

266
00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:48,060
Three weeks ago
? That means...

267
00:15:48,107 --> 00:15:52,008
That he broke up with you before we sent
the letter! Fez it's not our fault!

268
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:55,602
Oh! Eric just doesn't like
Donna anymore! Oh happy day!

269
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,101
Why didn't you tell us?

270
00:15:59,147 --> 00:16:02,727
Because... I knew that if I told
you guys, Fez would only hit on me.

271
00:16:04,111 --> 00:16:08,520
Jackie would hurt my feelings trying to be
nice and you would just shrug and go "neh".

272
00:16:09,705 --> 00:16:11,927
- How can you say that?
- Tell me I'm wrong.

273
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:13,364
Neh.

274
00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:17,743
And it's not like I was
looking for Randy. I mean,

275
00:16:17,785 --> 00:16:22,485
I was taking the garbage out one day, he was
playing hoops and he said: Hey how is it going?

276
00:16:22,553 --> 00:16:26,741
So I took the basketball, I threw it
through a window and burst into tears.

277
00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:30,880
I think that's when he knew
that something was wrong.

278
00:16:31,772 --> 00:16:33,756
I'm very astute.

279
00:16:34,901 --> 00:16:38,729
And he's been really great. He
listened, he brought me stuff.

280
00:16:38,837 --> 00:16:41,336
Ice cream, Kleenex
and bubble-bath.

281
00:16:41,373 --> 00:16:44,405
It's the universal break-up
kit. I read about it in Vogue.

282
00:16:46,866 --> 00:16:48,560
I have five sisters.

283
00:16:49,825 --> 00:16:52,448
Fine I don't have any
sisters, I read Vogue!

284
00:16:53,461 --> 00:16:55,473
Donna this must have
been really hard on you.

285
00:16:55,527 --> 00:16:56,444
Yeah.

286
00:16:56,968 --> 00:16:59,042
I can't believe Eric
and Donna are through.

287
00:16:59,274 --> 00:17:02,558
I always thought they'd live happily
ever after, like Romeo and Juliet.

288
00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:06,281
Have you ever read
Romeo and Juliet?

289
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,260
I didn't have to finish it.
It is so obvious what happens.

290
00:17:10,794 --> 00:17:13,497
I'm sorry, I should have never
accused you for cheating on Eric.

291
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:15,155
Yeah, and Randy,

292
00:17:15,257 --> 00:17:17,011
I owe you an apology.

293
00:17:17,606 --> 00:17:19,139
Not just for the letter,

294
00:17:19,614 --> 00:17:21,648
but for letting the
air out of your tyres.

295
00:17:23,262 --> 00:17:25,492
That's okay man. We're even.

296
00:17:25,737 --> 00:17:27,174
We are? What
did you do to me?

297
00:17:27,196 --> 00:17:27,903
THIS!

298
00:17:30,422 --> 00:17:31,948
I heard that makes
you pee yourself!

299
00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:32,986
That's ridiculous.

300
00:17:42,281 --> 00:17:43,777
THIS ISN'T OVER!

301
00:17:46,509 --> 00:17:49,939
I'm so surprised that
you were in the army Leo.

302
00:17:49,976 --> 00:17:53,047
I just can't picture
you shining your shoes.

303
00:17:53,759 --> 00:17:56,762
Can't really picture
you finding your shoes...

304
00:17:58,265 --> 00:18:01,837
Yeah well I fought for my country
and I have the scars to prove it.

305
00:18:01,882 --> 00:18:03,497
Hey, me too.

306
00:18:04,368 --> 00:18:07,893
Look at that,
Guadalcanal 1942.

307
00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:10,938
I took some shrapnel, spent
a month in the hospital.

308
00:18:11,092 --> 00:18:12,878
That's how I met Bob Hope.

309
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:17,101
Bastard made me laugh even
though I had two busted ribs.

310
00:18:19,006 --> 00:18:20,807
Dumb-ass comedian...

311
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,984
Check this out.

312
00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:28,489
I don't see anything.

313
00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:31,317
Yeah, it's more of
an emotional scar.

314
00:18:32,661 --> 00:18:36,564
Leo I don't understand how you
could go from decorated war hero

315
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,291
to hippy degenerate.

316
00:18:38,975 --> 00:18:41,576
Well it all started the day
I got back to the States...

317
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,821
My buddy and I
were saying goodbye.

318
00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:49,228
What are you gonna do now
that the war is over Leonard?

319
00:18:49,264 --> 00:18:51,946
First I'm going back home to work
in my Dad's pharmacy for a bit

320
00:18:51,982 --> 00:18:54,774
and then it's off
to medical school.

321
00:18:55,089 --> 00:18:56,394
So long pal.

322
00:18:59,746 --> 00:19:03,407
And then these jazz-musicians
pulled up in a car.

323
00:19:09,086 --> 00:19:10,287
Hey soldier.

324
00:19:10,403 --> 00:19:11,588
Do you need a ride?

325
00:19:11,731 --> 00:19:14,343
No, It's smells
kinda funny in there.

326
00:19:15,797 --> 00:19:18,411
Don't worry kid.
You'll get used to it.

327
00:19:26,049 --> 00:19:30,048
And that's the last thing I remember
until you poured me this cup of coffee.

328
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:38,762
Yep.

329
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:40,790
- Hey man.
- Hey.

330
00:19:41,282 --> 00:19:43,076
Brought you something
to cheer you up.

331
00:19:45,828 --> 00:19:47,371
A picture of Eric...

332
00:19:47,837 --> 00:19:48,901
And a lighter!

333
00:19:52,771 --> 00:19:53,817
Thanks.

334
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:55,843
I'll burn it later.

335
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,084
I don't really
know what to say.

336
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:04,596
Wanna tell me
what happened?

337
00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:06,052
Yeah I mean,

338
00:20:06,108 --> 00:20:09,399
it wasn't really that
big of a surprise.

339
00:20:10,184 --> 00:20:14,886
Eric said that ever since he left for Africa
he felt that our lives were drifting apart.

340
00:20:15,127 --> 00:20:17,152
So he decided,

341
00:20:17,696 --> 00:20:20,760
for the both of us, that
we should move on. So...

342
00:20:21,142 --> 00:20:22,498
I guess we moved on.

343
00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:23,674
You alright?

344
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:24,765
Yeah.

345
00:20:25,477 --> 00:20:26,612
I will be.

346
00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:30,780
Eventually.

347
00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:35,374
Well,

348
00:20:36,018 --> 00:20:38,302
if you need anything,
you know where I'll be.

349
00:20:38,346 --> 00:20:39,431
Thanks Hyde.

350
00:20:49,135 --> 00:20:51,097
And if you need
anything from me,

351
00:20:52,222 --> 00:20:53,544
you know where I'll be.

352
00:20:55,979 --> 00:20:57,170
Thanks Fez.

353
00:21:06,079 --> 00:21:10,799
Dear Eric, it turns out Donna
wasn't doing it with Randy after all.

354
00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:13,166
We jumped to the
wrong conclusion.

355
00:21:13,362 --> 00:21:16,712
But I learned my lesson.
And it won't happen again.

356
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,817
It was so nice
having you over Leo.

357
00:21:20,983 --> 00:21:22,638
And have a safe trip home.

358
00:21:24,258 --> 00:21:27,013
And don't worry. I
remember where I live.

359
00:21:30,702 --> 00:21:32,984
Eric, I have horrible news!

360
00:21:33,019 --> 00:21:35,884
Your Mom and Leo are
having an affair!