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Well Miss Kitty, thank you so much
for having lunch with me.

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Well I'm always up for a salad
and a Martini in the middle of the day.

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You didn't have a salad.

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Well olives and onions are almost a salad.

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Well I am just glad I can come to you with all my problems.

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Well sure you can Fez. You can talk to me about anything.

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Just to double-check,

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are you sure it's normal for one of them to hang lower then the other?

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Well of course Fez!

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Nobody's earlobes are perfectly symmetrical.

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Kitty Forman?

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Marcia Sullivan?

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How are you?

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And how is that husband of yours?

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Great. He lost 3000 pounds...

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when I took his Mercedes in the divorce.

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Oh you are divorced, what a shame. And they say fourth time's a charm!

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Ahahaha!

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Well you know what, you should come over.

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It's sounds like we've got a lot of catching up to do.

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I'd love that! I'll bring a bottle of wine.

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Oh well that is terrific!

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I can't wait to see you!

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Slut!

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Tight-ass...

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Ah Mrs. Sullivan, hello.

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What can these magic hands do for you today?

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Actually...

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I was thinking of trying something new...

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Well... perhaps we should "rinse and repeat"...

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Saison 8 Episode 8

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"Good company"

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malena d(^_^)b

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Donna, this is gonna be your first birthday
since breaking up with Eric.

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You know what that means...

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no crappy gifts to return to the Science Fiction-store!

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Yeah,

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I mean guess it'll be kind of a relief not having
to give him his birthday spanking.

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He made you spank HIM on YOUR birthday?

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Yeah

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and then he danced around in his underwear going:

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Happy Birthday to meee...

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Sorry to keep you from work.

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Oh don't worry, I already called in and said I was having sex.

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Oh.

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Hello.

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Oh my God. Fez just banged an old...

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s mobile in the driveway with his bike...

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Marcia, I would like you to meet my friends,

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friends I would like you to meet the most ferocious lover on two legs.

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Which by the way, was new for me

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Oh... eeewww...

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It's like watching somebody kiss their grandmother.

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Ouhh, my nana don't kiss like that!

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Mrs. Sullivan, may I ask you something?

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Was I good?

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Good enough.

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YES!

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Nice job Fez.

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Combine two of your favourite passtimes.

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Sex...

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and antiquing.

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You know,

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for years older men have dated younger women.

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And now it's finally okay for a younger man to date an older woman.

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I guess what I'm trying to say is:

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GROSS!

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Say what you want, but Mrs. Sullivan is so much more passionate then girls your age.

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You kids just lie there.

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Mrs. Sullivan, she moves, she shakes, she makes noises.

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Are you sure she wasn't having a stroke?

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Hey, so I was thinking we could all go in together on a birthdaypresent for Donna?

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But I don't know what to get her...

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Oh cool, there's an echo inside my head!

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Hellooooww...

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Balls...

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Hohohoho! Awesome!

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You know I could give Donna make-up.
But that would be a waste.

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Might as well just give a dog a snowblower.

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Oh. Kelso did that once.

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Oh no wait,

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he gave his snowblower a dog.

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That was when he was in his "Machines-Should-Have-Pets" phase.

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Bongoooooo's!

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Equadoooooor!

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Is there anybody in here?

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Oh my God,

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the echo just said yes.

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You know, I think I've had enough...

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You know once I caught Donna using lipliner on her eyebrows.

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Seriously, it's like being best friends with Phyllis Diller.

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How about, I get something and we can all give it to Donna together?

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Together.

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Man, I'm not getting the echo.

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Hello?

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There it is...

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Oh oh oh, my friend Marcia Sullivan is here!

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Your friend? I thought you hated her?

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I do!

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But she has the juciest gossip because
she is a filthy, disgusting, piece of...

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Marcia!

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Hello Kitty. Hello Red.

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Here Kitty, I brought us some heavenly camomile tea.

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Oh yeah. Tea's nice...

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You said you were gonna bring wine.

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She also said "till death do us part",

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look how that worked out.

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Red, don't you have something to do in the garage?

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I can go to the garage?

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So Marcia...

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Tell me what is going on in that adventurous life of yours?

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Well actually Kitty, I have a wonderful new boyfriend.

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He's delicious. And quite young.

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Young?

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How young?

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40?

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Younger.

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39?

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Younger.

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Well for heaven's sake Marcia, what is younger then 39?

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Kitty I am not gonna tell you. I don't want to shock you.

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19.

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Well I just don't believe this.

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I have a son who is 19.

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Oh that's right.

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I forgot about Eric.

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Where is that handsome son of yours these days?

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Oh.

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Don't you even think about it. He is in Africa, with the lions, where he's safe.

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Well he's gotta come back sometime.

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Touch him and I'll kill you in your sleep!

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OH... Ahahahaha!

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Well

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another day, another romp with Mrs. Sullivan.

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Actually is was three romps, but who is counting?

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It was four.

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Hey guys, I got Donna's birthday present.

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It's a little wrinkled and musty but

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so is Fez' girlfriend and he seems to like her.

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"My parents went to Lake Michigan and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

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I can relate too.

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My mom once went to Lake Michigan.

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All I got was a half-brother.

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T-shirt?

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What a lousy present.

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It even says so, right on the present.

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Hey,

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if you guys don't like the present, you can steal her something better.

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Okay well,

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what kind of stuff is Donna into anyway?

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I don't know.

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Beef?

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No, seriously, Donna is a cool girl.

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I think we should get her something cool.

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Why because you wanna have sex with her?

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No, I'd do the same thing for you if it were your birthday.

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Ah, so you wanna have sex with me?

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Yeah Fez,

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I wanna have sex with you!

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I rather have a sweater...

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and it's August 4th.

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If you can't find gift ideas for Donna in here,

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just give her what I do,

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coupons for 15 minutes of Bob-time.

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You know I...

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I always forget how big Donna's room is.

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It looks much smaller from the tree across the street.

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Hey look at this!

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Donna uses the same hairspray as...

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my sister.

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Ohhh look at this. Donna's diary.

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Oh I haven't looked in here in like a month.

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Ah damn, it's locked.

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Ah the keys are in one of the desk drawers.

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I'm not sure which.

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There's always a branch blocking my view.

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Eh okay, I'm heading out, but I think what Donna needs for her birthday.

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Thicker curtains and a restraining order

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Oh my God Fez,

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listen to what Donna wrote, it's from a few weeks ago:

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"Hyde hired this new guy Randy at the record-store. And he's really cute."

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00:10:06,566 --> 00:10:07,957
Donna thinks Randy is cute!

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Can you believe this?

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Jackie you shouldn't be reading that!

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It's a complete invasion of privacy.

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Oh if I get just the right angle on this mirror...
I can see Donna when she sleeps...

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Here Donna,

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I made you a coupon for your birthday.

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"Good for one Knock-Knock-joke.
No Who's-there required".

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Wow, dreams can come true.

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See that Red?

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Kids love those.

193
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You should have made them for Eric.

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Yeah I suppose I could have given him a

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"Get My Foot Out Of Your Ass Free" card.

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Ladies and gentleman, I present to you

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a simply sweet confection and she is carrying a cake too!

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Oh my goodness stop it!

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00:11:03,311 --> 00:11:05,199
Ahahahaha!

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00:11:06,193 --> 00:11:08,482
Wow Randy, look at your shirt.

201
00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:11,662
Uhh Donna, how would you describe Randy's shirt?

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00:11:13,274 --> 00:11:14,260
Uhm...

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well-buttoned?

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CUTE!

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You would say it's cute!

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I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was "adorable".

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00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:32,899
Marcia!

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Ahhh there's my lady!

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What in the world?

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Oh, you didn't know?

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Yeah, Fez is dating an older lady.

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00:11:50,163 --> 00:11:53,005
Apparently, you taking him to all these PTA-meetings really payed off.

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Fez is your younger man? MY Fez?

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Isn't he gorgeous?

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I think I'll keep him for a couple of months.

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00:12:03,179 --> 00:12:03,755
Did you hear that?

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I'm booked till March.

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Fez you can't date her.

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00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:09,772
Why not?

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00:12:10,112 --> 00:12:11,615
Well in the first place: she's so...

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old.

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00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:16,214
Isn't she kind of the same age as Mrs. Forman?

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Yeah say that louder, that'll really help.

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How dare you dig your... your

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dirty claws into this innocent boy?

226
00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:31,132
Wow, it's like she was right in the room with us.

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Fez, this is an atrocity.

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You two have to stop seeing each other right now.

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You can't tell me what to do, your not my mother.

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You know what...

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Fine,

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then you just... you do whatever the hell you want

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Marcia!

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It's me, Bob Pinciotti.

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Ahhh.

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I asked you out last month.

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I thought you were moving to Costa Rica.

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Kitty?

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00:13:16,123 --> 00:13:17,417
Oh no!

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00:13:19,813 --> 00:13:20,494
What's wrong?

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Ice,

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00:13:21,714 --> 00:13:22,377
Margarita-mix,

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the top from the bottle of tequila.

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Good Lord, she took the blender!

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She's in the dining room.

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I'll be in the garage. Save yourselves!

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I can't believe Fez was seduced
by that cradle-robbing slut.

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You girls throw it around like footballplayers, couldn't one of you have slept with him?

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Mrs. Forman,

250
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,827
you need to understand something.

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Fez is a deviant weirdo.

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00:14:05,897 --> 00:14:08,628
We're just glad he is doing it with a person and not a couch

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a tree or my pillow.

254
00:14:11,857 --> 00:14:15,815
After all I have done for that boy, he has the nerve to say you're not my mother.

255
00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:18,240
If that's even what he said.

256
00:14:18,545 --> 00:14:19,215
Because...

257
00:14:19,603 --> 00:14:23,243
who can understand anything that comes
out of that ungrateful marsh-mouth.

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00:14:25,889 --> 00:14:26,276
Wow.

259
00:14:27,186 --> 00:14:28,795
Fez and an older divorced woman.

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You know,

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00:14:30,909 --> 00:14:34,873
if I were a divorced older woman, I would take everything from my ex-husband.

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SUFFER YOU CHEATING BASTARD! Haa! Can't wait to be divorced.

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Well,

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if he doesn't want me mothering him, fine I'm done!

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Next Christmas,

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his stocking will not be hung by the chimney with care.

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It will be tossed in the garbage with...

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hair!

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This place uses too much ice!

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Here you go Donna.

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Happy birthday.

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I was gonna put a ribbon around it, but you know,

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I barely care.

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Wow Hyde,

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thanks! I have the same shirt from the other lakes but I needed this one.

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Wait.

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You collect these shirts?

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Steven how did you know that?

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Oh because one time I heard Donna say:

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I collect these shirts.

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I like when Donna wears shirts with writing on them.

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The words just pop out at you.

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Donna,

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for your birthday, I'm taking you on a journey.

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Where you ask?

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To a Journey-concert!

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Why you ask?

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Cause I saw you had a poster of them in your room.

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What was I doing in your room you ask?

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Hey,

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stop asking questions,

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we're going to see Journey!

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Oh thanks!

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Donna, I'm sorry I didn't get you a present.

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I was gonna go shopping, but

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Mrs. Sullivan is not gonna be around forever.

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I gotta make every moment count.

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Eh yeah Fez, about that.

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We just talked to Mrs. Forman and we learned a couple of things.

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First of all, you get a few Margarita's in her and she's a fairly decent tapdancer.

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And also,

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she is really upset about what you said.

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Yeah Fez, she thinks of you like a son.

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I mean,

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you know, think about it.

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You know,

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Miss Kitty has done a lot for me.

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Maybe I should go talk to her.

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And on the way I'll pick up a box of chocolates.

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Good.

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Yeah Fez, I think she'd really like that.

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Oh then I'll pick her up one too.

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Happy birthday. I got you a new diary.

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Well I noticed you needed a new one when I was reading your old one.

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YOU READ MY DIARY?

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I didn't say that!

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You just said that!

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Oh you don't know what I said.

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But,

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I also noticed you think Randy is cute.

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What?

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I do not, that was just something
I wrote, I barely meant it.

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Oh uhuh!

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Then why are you going to the concert with him?

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You don't even like Journey!

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I love Journey.

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There the Beatles of our generation.

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Oh come on! Who are you kidding?

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The only reason you put up that poster is to cover
the hole Fez was using to spy on you in the shower.

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Okay.

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Fine.

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I think Randy is cute.

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But it's not a big deal. Because...

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I have to go. Write in your diary, I'll read it tomorrow

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Miss Kitty?

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Oh hi Fez.

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I'd get up, but my back's still sore
from that knife you stuck in it.

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Listen Tutankhamen,

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you need to fix this.

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My wife has been sitting there calm and quiet all day.

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I disarmed landmines in Korea.

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But I have never been this nervous that something's about to explode.

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Miss Kitty?

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I would like to apologize for saying that you were not my mother.

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Why? It's the truth.

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Why don't you just tell me I'm fat too!

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See, you treated me like a son, and I didn't mean to hurt you.

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So,

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if it will fix things,

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I would like to take your advice

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and stop seeing Mrs. Sullivan.

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Okay look Fez.

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It's your life.

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You can do whatever you wanna do.

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See but the problem is, that on the one hand I want your approval

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and on the other

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I wanna be with women in ways that frankly would turn your stomach.

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Okay.

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Okay Fez.

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If you really see me as your mother,

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then you need to do what any good son would do in this situation.

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Lie to me.

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What do you mean?

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Okay. Well.

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When Eric was still here,

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every friday night he would tell me he was going out with his friends to the movies.

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But we weren't at the movies, we were drinking beer and peeing from the top of the...

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oooooooooh!

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So you see?

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Not telling each other what they don't wanna hear is what being a family is all about.

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Thank you Miss Kitty.

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Now if you'll excuse me,

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I'm going to not have sex with Mrs. Sullivan

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on her washing machine.

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You have fun at the movies!

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Hey Dad.

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I was thinking of cashing in one of my birthday coupons.

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00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,412
I'll take you up on one free game of "Boboboply".

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Listen Donna,

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I know those are just for laughs but I wanted to get you something serious too.

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So here.

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Peanut Brittle huh?

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Boy, I sure do love this stuff!

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You didn't even see it coming!

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Yeah, just like last year!